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Title: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 25, 2010, 01:43:18 AM
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The Day After Tomorrow (2004) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
From the director of "Independence Day" comes a spectacular roller-coaster ride that boasts pulse-pounding action and sensational, mindblowing special effects.  When global warming triggers the onset of a new ice age, tornadoes flatten Los Angeles, a tidal wave engulfs New York City and the entire northern hemisphere begins to freeze solid.  Now, climatologist Jack Hall (Dennis Quaid), his son Sam (Jake Gyllenhaal) and a small band of survivors must ride out the growing superstorm and stay alive in the face of an enemy more powerful and relentless than any they've ever encountered: Mother Nature!

My Opinion:
Let's be honest, you don't watch an 'end of the world' movie for the tight plot, incredible script and Academy Award winning acting. You watch it for special effects and to turn your brain off. Thankfully, this hits all the right spots but at the same time lacks that little spark. The movie has some horrible dialogue, a flimsy plot to pull together the set pieces and what can only be described as a flawed story, but the special effects are great and the movie is exactly what it says on the tin... fun! If you're not a fan of natural disaster movies stay clear, but if you enjoy them then definately give this one a spin. 3.5/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 25, 2010, 01:52:16 AM
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Scream (1996) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Critically acclaimed as the definitive horror thriller of the '90s from master of the genre Wes Craven (A Nightmare on Elm Street), SCREAM will terrify you beyond belief. The residents of a picturesque small town (including Drew Barrymore, Courteney Cox and Neve Campbell) are being victimised by a sly psycho with a twisted love for scary movies. As this masked predator continues to mimic horror films with real-life acts of terror, it becomes clear that solving this mystery is going to be murder. An instant favourite with audiences for its unique style and edgy humour, this chilling one-of-a-kind thriller will make you laugh until you...SCREAM.

My Opinion:
What can I think of to say about Scream other than the fact that not only did it breathe new life into the slasher genre spawning many pretenders, but it breathed life into the genre in an original way, something hard to do for a genre that is typically unoriginal. Fantastic writing from Kevin Williamson and well directed by Wes Craven, it features plenty of A-list talent including Drew Barrymore, Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox and Rose McGowan who manage to put in some great performances. I, for one, am extremely pleased and grateful for what it did for horror whilst at the same time being a parody of the genre whilst remaining fresh. Excellent. 4.5/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 25, 2010, 11:49:14 AM
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Scream 2 (1997) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Master director Wes Craven (Scream, Wishmaster) once again teams up with Kevin Williamson (writer of Scream, I Know What You Did Last Summer) in this hip, fun and relentlessly scary follow-up to the hit thriller Scream!  Sidney Prescott (Neve Campbell - Scream, The Craft) thought she had put the shocking Woodsboro murders behind her...until crazed copycat killer begins acting out a chilling, real-life horror sequel on her college campus!  As the bodies begin to pile up, ambitious reporter Gale Weathers (Courteney Cox - Scream, Ace Venture: Pet Detective, TV's Friends), deputy Dewey (David Arquette - Scream, Buffy the Vampire Slayer) and other Woodsboro survivors find themselves trapped in an all-new nightmare where no one is safe - or above suspicion.
Even more terrifying and twistedly funny than the original, SCREAM 2 again defies the rules and delivers heartstopping surprises...giving you more of what made you scream in the first place!

My Thoughts:
The inevitable sequel to the fantastic first movie has survivor Sidney Prescott going to college where it appears a copycat killer is out to get her and her new friends all over again. Following what is essentially the same method, Scream 2 follows the 'genre' rules without as much parody and with a less witty, intelligent script. Don't get me wrong, the jokes are there, but haven't been added anywhere near as smoothly. Still, it moves along at a nice pace and again, has a better cast than your typical horror with Neve Campbell, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Heather Graham, Jada Pinkett and the Cox's. The movie is above average and is definately worthy of a place on the shelf along with the first, but expect something that is more faithful to slasher's without the cleverness. 3.5/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 28, 2010, 11:09:51 PM
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Iron Man 2 (2010) Cinema

Overview:
With the world now aware of his dual life as the armored superhero Iron Man, billionaire inventor Tony Stark faces pressure from the government, the press, and the public to share his technology with the military. Unwilling to let go of his invention, Stark, along with Pepper Potts, and James "Rhodey" Rhodes at his side, must forge new alliances - and confront powerful enemies.

My Thoughts:
Having loved the first movie (4.5/5), I was glad I managed to get away to the cinema to see this and I must say, after reading some mixed opinions, I was pleasantly surprised. The storyline was decent, the casting was excellent (Scarlett Johannson was a great addition), the way the characters were used as a small step towards the upcoming Marvel movies were very well done without being cheesy and Robert Downey Jr. just nailed the humour. It wasn't quite as good as the first but as far as sequels go, this was right up there and I hope it continues with the inevitable third Iron Man movie. 4/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 28, 2010, 11:31:35 PM
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A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) Cinema

Overview:
Death stalks the dreams of several young adults to claim its revenge on the killing of Freddy Kruger. Chased and chastised by this finger-bladed demon, it is the awakening of old memories and the denials of a past of retribution that spurns this hellish vision of a dreamlike state and turns death into a nightmare reality.

My Thoughts:
The original movie directed by Wes Craven in 1984 is one of the most well known movies ever made and Freddy Krueger is one of the most iconic movie characters of all time, maybe even the most iconic in the horror genre. Unlike others, I'm not that weary when it comes to remakes. We've had some great ones like The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, some good ones like The Hills Have Eyes and Last House on the Left and some below par ones like Prom Night. Despite the potential for this remake, it is unfortunately quite mediocre. Whilst the gore and death scenes are OK despite some poor CGI at times, the problem lies with Jackie Earl Haley who plays Freddy. Unfortunately, he hasn't got the screen prescence, and when you're playing such an evil character it's an important thing to be missing. I'm going to go with a generous 3/5.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Najemikon on May 28, 2010, 11:56:06 PM
That's interesting. You've gone the exact opposite of several reviews I've read that say Jackie Earl Haley is marvellous and utterly wasted by a generic retread.

Certainly he is one of my favourite actors at the moment, turning in a challenging and fascinating performance as a convicted, recently released paedophile in Todd Field's Little Children, as well as superbly realising Rorschach better than I could have possibly hoped in Watchmen.

I'm interested in seeing this, if only to see if they've improved on a couple of points that have always annoyed me in the overrated original. I very much doubt they have and in the meantime, probably lost the identity the original had.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 29, 2010, 12:16:31 AM
I had read a lot of great things about Haley being the best bit of the movie also so maybe that's why I expected so much from him and was ultimately disappointed? Don't get me wrong, as an actor he was great and I've loved him in other stuff, but for me, the role of Freddy will always belong to Englund.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 29, 2010, 12:19:12 AM
Certainly he is one of my favourite actors at the moment, turning in a challenging and fascinating performance as a convicted, recently released paedophile in Todd Field's Little Children.

Saw this earlier this year and thought he was excellent but then so was everybody around him. Maybe with Nightmare's mediocre cast he made him feel a let down also? Btw, if you haven't already, check out Kevin Bacon's performance in The Woodsman. Also a phenomenal movie.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Najemikon on May 29, 2010, 12:40:33 AM
Certainly he is one of my favourite actors at the moment, turning in a challenging and fascinating performance as a convicted, recently released paedophile in Todd Field's Little Children.

Saw this earlier this year and thought he was excellent but then so was everybody around him. Maybe with Nightmare's mediocre cast he made him feel a let down also? Btw, if you haven't already, check out Kevin Bacon's performance in The Woodsman. Also a phenomenal movie.

I haven't seen The Woodsman actually, but I keep meaning to, thanks. Little Children was a great cast all round, it's just his role was such a tough sell and you can't help but sympathise.

Have you seen In The Bedroom, Field's earlier film? Loved that!
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 29, 2010, 12:42:36 AM
I have seen In the Bedroom and have it on dvd but it's something I need to revisit as my memory is a little hazy on it.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Achim on May 29, 2010, 04:55:44 AM
I'm interested in seeing this, if only to see if they've improved on a couple of points that have always annoyed me in the overrated original. I very much doubt they have and in the meantime, probably lost the identity the original had.
Mark Kermode all but fell asleep when he watched it. He noticed no improvements at all.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 29, 2010, 10:55:43 AM
I'm interested in seeing this, if only to see if they've improved on a couple of points that have always annoyed me in the overrated original. I very much doubt they have and in the meantime, probably lost the identity the original had.
Mark Kermode all but fell asleep when he watched it. He noticed no improvements at all.

It definately wasn't new or fresh. It was straight down the line average. They did try to do a sort of origins story through dreams and whilst it was a great idea it was executed in what seemed to be an edit/tell-by-numbers fashion.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 29, 2010, 11:06:13 AM
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Scream 3 (2000) R2 Germany

Overview:
While "Stab 3" is in production, somebody in a ghost mask starts to murder the new cast members. This lures Sidney out from hiding deep in the woods where she lives, and she comes to Hollywood to face the killer for the final act.

My Thoughts:
The third Scream movie has creator Kevin Williamson as just a producer, allowing Ehren Kruger to write the worst script of the series. Missing are the cheeky little nods to horror films past, instead becoming what I can only describe as a run-of-the-mill Hollywood slasher. Neve Campbell returns as Sidney and is this time hiding away, when a killer in a scream mask starts to kill people involved with movie Stab 3. Although Williamson states that he had always intended a trilogy, it's a real shame he didn't use his own (superior) writing skills into this one, as one of the things that put the first two movies ahead of the game was the witty scripting. If you want something new or fresh, look elsewhere. If you want your average slasher with familiar characters, pick this up. 3/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Najemikon on May 29, 2010, 12:58:35 PM
I'm interested in seeing this, if only to see if they've improved on a couple of points that have always annoyed me in the overrated original. I very much doubt they have and in the meantime, probably lost the identity the original had.
Mark Kermode all but fell asleep when he watched it. He noticed no improvements at all.

It definately wasn't new or fresh. It was straight down the line average. They did try to do a sort of origins story through dreams and whilst it was a great idea it was executed in what seemed to be an edit/tell-by-numbers fashion.

An "origins story"? Oh, for crying out loud. What is this obsession with having to tell us everything? The best bogey-men are the ones we can't understand. :shrug:

Onto other Craven projects now; what do you think of the Scream 4 idea?
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 29, 2010, 02:33:02 PM
Onto other Craven projects now; what do you think of the Scream 4 idea?

I have mixed feelings. Yay for another Craven/Williamson team-up but the possibility of no Neve Campbell? (http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2009/08/03/did-kevin-williamson-kill-off-neve-campbell-for-scream-4/) Not a good thing IMO as she is the driving force of the series. We'll see what happens and how it plays out but from what I remember reading elsewhere, they want to do another 3 movies. I just hope that it moves away a little from the third and doesn't become a parody of itself.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 29, 2010, 02:48:25 PM
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Paranormal Activity (2007) United Kingdom Blu-ray - Rental

Overview:
Katie (Katie Featherson) and Micah (Micah Sloat) are a twenty-something couple who've just moved into a new home in San Diego, California. Katie has an interest in the paranormal and believes that malevolent spirits have been following her since childhood, though Micah is not so easily convinced. However, after several nights of loud noises and strange happenings, Micah starts to agree with Katie that some sort of ghost may have followed them to the new home. After a paranormal researcher tells the couple he can't help them, Micah decides to take control of the situation and sets up a battery of video cameras so if a spirit manifests itself, he can capture its behavior on tape. Once the surveillance cameras are in place, Katie and Micah bring in an Ouija board in an effort to talk to the spirits, a move that deeply offends the ghosts. Paranormal Activity was the first feature film from writer and director Oren Peli.

My Thoughts:
Despite a microbudget of just $15000, Paranormal Activity was one of the biggest hits at cinemas of 2009. Unfortunately as this was my first viewing I was unable to avoid the hype that the movie generated which usually makes me expect more than I get. This is no different. The movie builds up the suspense and the tension phenomenally, in fact it does it so well, that when the time comes for a scare you feel completely annoyed as you get nothing but a large sound effect or Katie being pulled away. The acting and direction is very good as far as debuts go and it'll be good to see what Oren Peli brings us in the future but I just can't help but feel that I was overcome with the hype when it came to actual scares, despite enjoying the tension building segments. I have heard mixed feelings about the ending on the theatrical version (which is what I watched) and I'm undecided as to whether I liked it or not at this time. Despite the things I didn't like though, I think this was a great achievement considering the budget and certainly think it will be worthy of an eventual buy. 3.5/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 29, 2010, 04:53:29 PM
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Up (2009) United Kingdom Blu-ray (rental)

Overview:
From the revolutionary minds of Pixar Animation Studios and the acclaimed director of Monsters, Inc. comes a hilariously uplifting adventure where the sky is no longer the limit.
Carl Fredricksen, a retired balloon salesman, is part rascal, part dreamer who is ready for his last chance at high-flying excitement. Tying thousands of balloons to his house, Carl sets off to the lost world of his childhood dreams. Unbeknownst to Carl, Russell, an overeager 8-year-old Wilderness Explorer who has never ventured beyond his backyard, is in the wrong place at the wrong time - Carl's front porch! The world's most unlikely duo reach new heights and meet fantastic friends like Dug, a dog with a special collar that allows him to speak, and Kevin, a rare 13-foot-tall flightless bird. Stuck together in the wilds of the jungle, Carl realises that sometimes life's biggest adventures aren't the ones you set out looking for.
Up reaches new heights with a pristine picture, theatre-quality sound and hours of never-before-seen bonus features available only on Blu-ray™ Hi-Def. It's an adventure that will send your spirits soaring!

My Thoughts:
So I finally got around to watching Pixar's Up and have to say that I was absolutely blown away. After viewing the first twenty minutes and the moment that Carl reads the part of Ellie's scrapbook that has photos of the marriage, I can't think of anybody that will say it is impossible for animated features to portray emotion as much as a live action movie. Up was well animated, well paced, well cast and well scripted but unfortunately, there were two things that I wasn't so keen on (but that's not to say I disliked them). First was Dug, a character I felt was slightly misplaced at times and the second were the dogs in airplanes which seemed as though it was an afterthought IMO. Apart from those very minor points though, this makes for excellent viewing. 4.5/5

I also caught the two shorts on the disc:
Partly Cloudy (2009) - 4.5/5
Dug's Special Mission (2009) - 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 29, 2010, 07:32:57 PM
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The Hurt Locker (2008) United Kingdom Blu-ray (rental)

Overview:
From visionary filmmaker Kathryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker is an intense portrayal of elite soldiers who have one of the most dangerous jobs in the world: disarming bombs in the heat of combat. When renegade Sergeant William James (Jeremy Renner - 28 Weeks Later, The Assassination of Jesse James) takes command of a highly trained bomb disposal unit, he frequently risks the lives of himself and those around him with his suicidal methods and a complete disregard for danger. Caught in the middle are his subordinates Sergeant J.T. Sanborn (Anthony Mackie - Half Nelson, We Are Marshall) and Specialist Owen Eldridge (Brian Geraghty - We Are Marshall, Jarhead), who can only watch as their leader descends further into addiction: an addiction to war.

My Thoughts:
I was a little skeptical of this one because my old man said that he didn't like it as much as he thought he would. Usually this wouldn't mean anything to me, but he was a bomb disposal technician for his full Army service of over twenty years serving in the Gulf for over a year and Northern Ireland during some etchy times. Thankfully, he completed his full service just before the current war started and he now works for a private defence company. Despite this, I'm glad I did watch it because I enjoyed it. Not working in the field, I don't notice some of the technical stuff he was banging on about and instead I focused on the story which had me gripped. Bigelow manages to make the movie tense and suspenseful in all the right parts with a perfect spraying of both drama and action. Great stuff. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 30, 2010, 02:08:04 AM
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Role Models (2008) United Kingdom Blu-ray (at friends house)

Overview:
Danny and Wheeler, well into their 30s, lack something: Danny feels stuck; he's sour and has driven away his terrific girlfriend. Wheeler chases any skirt he sees for empty sex. When they get in a fight with a tow-truck driver, they choose community service over jail and are assigned to be big brothers - Danny to Augie, a geek who loves participating in a weekend Medieval reenactment society, and Wheeler to Ronnie, a pint-size foul-mouthed kid. After a rocky start, things start to go well until both Danny and Wheeler make big mistakes. Can the two men figure out how to change enough to be role models to the boys?

My Thoughts:
I had seen this before so already knew I found it funny so on this viewing it was all about whether it held up or not. From the off, I loved the casting of this... Paul Rudd, Seann William Scott, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Elizabeth Banks and Jane Lynch but it wasn't until I watched it that I discovered Bobbe J. Thompson, a young actor who delivers hilarious lines one after the other. The story is a competant one with a quick start whilst still developing Rudd and Scott's characters nicely throwing you straight in and then the whole ending had me in stitches, even on this repeat viewing. One of my favourite comedies of 2008. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 30, 2010, 02:24:31 AM
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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a tale of adventure on the open road. When Dante and Randal (of Clerks fame) get a restraining order to keep the punchy Jay and his hetero life-mate, Silent Bob, from selling drugs in front of the Quick Stop convenience store, their lives are suddenly empty. They find new purpose when their friend, Brodie, informs them a movie is being made featuring two infamous characters based on their likenesses. After visiting one of the creators of the Bluntman and Chronic, Holden McNeil, they set out to get what fat movie cash they deserve and hopefully put an end to people slandering them on the Internet. Along the way, they learn the rules of the road from a hitchhiking George Carlin, ride with a group of gorgeous jewel thieves, and incur the wrath of a hapless wildlife marshal for liberating an orangutan named Suzanne. The quest takes them from New Jersey to Hollywood where a showdown involving the police, the jewel thieves, and the Bluntman and Chronic filmmakers will decide the fate of Suzanne, Jay, Silent Bob, and their good names.

My Thoughts:
Before I start I suppose that first I should admit I am a Kevin Smith fanboy and don't even think Jersey Girl was that bad. Jay and Silent Bob, as any Smith fan will know, are two of the most popular characters in Smith's movies although they had previously always been on the sidelines. Finally, in 2001, they got their own movie which follows all of Smith's traits from his skill at writing hilarious dialogue right through to his self-confessed technical inabilities. He also manages to get some great cameos in this including Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Shannon Elizabeth, Jason Biggs and many more and we also get to see some familiar faces. The only thing that spoils this movie slightly for me is the poor casting of Will Ferrell but apart from that, if you enjoyed any of Smith's other movies, then chances are you'll like this. Clerks is still his best though. 4/5
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Post by: Najemikon on May 30, 2010, 03:26:46 AM
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The Hurt Locker (2008) United Kingdom Blu-ray (rental)

Overview:
From visionary filmmaker Kathryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker is an intense portrayal of elite soldiers who have one of the most dangerous jobs in the world: disarming bombs in the heat of combat. When renegade Sergeant William James (Jeremy Renner - 28 Weeks Later, The Assassination of Jesse James) takes command of a highly trained bomb disposal unit, he frequently risks the lives of himself and those around him with his suicidal methods and a complete disregard for danger. Caught in the middle are his subordinates Sergeant J.T. Sanborn (Anthony Mackie - Half Nelson, We Are Marshall) and Specialist Owen Eldridge (Brian Geraghty - We Are Marshall, Jarhead), who can only watch as their leader descends further into addiction: an addiction to war.

My Thoughts:
I was a little skeptical of this one because my old man said that he didn't like it as much as he thought he would. Usually this wouldn't mean anything to me, but he was a bomb disposal technician for his full Army service of over twenty years serving in the Gulf for over a year and Northern Ireland during some etchy times. Thankfully, he completed his full service just before the current war started and he now works for a private defence company. Despite this, I'm glad I did watch it because I enjoyed it. Not working in the field, I don't notice some of the technical stuff he was banging on about and instead I focused on the story which had me gripped. Bigelow manages to make the movie tense and suspenseful in all the right parts with a perfect spraying of both drama and action. Great stuff. 4.5/5

I loved this film. Really quite clever in structure. I also love it because I reviewed it on another site (version still here (http://www.dvdcollectorsonline.com/index.php/topic,5229.msg105986.html#msg105986)) and won a significant voucher that I still haven't fully spent! :dance:
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Post by: Jimmy on May 30, 2010, 05:05:18 AM
and won a significant voucher that I still haven't fully spent! :dance:
Stop buying BluRays with it and get the set I told you, finish the bava marathon and give us the chance to read the missing reviews you has in our marathon :tease:
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Post by: Najemikon on May 30, 2010, 01:45:48 PM
Blu-ray is a sickness, Jimmy, I have to feed it.  :redcard: :bag:
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Jimmy on May 30, 2010, 06:31:25 PM
See why I don't want to get a reader. Of course the fact it doesn't make any differences with the genre of movies I like also help... Anyway, I don't watch a movie to see an evercleaned image with a false non-sense audio; I want to feel and experience it the way it was originally (minus the drunk bum asleep near me and a couple of other things :devil:).
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 31, 2010, 01:34:03 AM
I read your review earlier Jon. Great stuff. Kind of off topic but today I've watched Mallrats, Screwed, The One, Love Actually and Operastion Dumbo Drop but can't be bothered to do reviews as I want to cram in as much as I can before I go offshore on Tuesday for two weeks.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Najemikon on May 31, 2010, 02:23:13 AM
Wow! That's a heck of a run. "Off shore"? What do you do, Sam?
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 31, 2010, 02:25:44 AM
Wow! That's a heck of a run. "Off shore"? What do you do, Sam?

I'm doing some consultancy work for an oil company. Will also be going to Nigeria and Kazakhstan off and on this year.
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Post by: Najemikon on May 31, 2010, 02:27:33 AM
Cool! I've always been an IT technician and currently do a job that keeps me changed to a desk.  ::)
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 21, 2010, 09:56:24 AM
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Dumb and Dumber (1994) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels are too lame to live--and too dense to die--as a pair of deliriously dim-witted pals on a cross-country road trip to return a briefcase full of cash to its rightful owner. Along the way they'll confound cops, kidnappers and anyone and everyone who had the misfortune of crossing their paths in this comic caper for every idiot in the family!

My Thoughts:
When it comes to Jim Carrey movies, I am neither a lover nor a hater. He is a good enough comic actor who has been in some above average funny movies like The Mask and Ace Ventura, both of which make use of his 'rubber face crazy' humour and of course the slightly less crazy but equally as fun movies Liar Liar and Yes Man. However for me, it's his offbeat films I really enjoy with my two favourites being the phenomenal Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and the criminally underrated The Cable Guy. Unfortunately, for me at least, Dumb and Dumber is an overrated movie that tries too hard and ultimately fails. Despite a reasonably half decent 'plot' for a comedy, the laughs come far to slowly (and I'm a fan of the Farrelly Brothers) and I laughed once during the entire movie (when Lauren Holly gets taken out by a snowball from about 2 feet away). I know I'll get some flack for this one but I've never seen the charm. Skip it. 1.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 21, 2010, 01:01:43 PM
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Detroit Rock City (1999) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Known as the greatest band in the land, KISS rocked the world during the 70's with their outrageous lyrics and eccentric style. Paying tribute to the legendary rock band that gave new meaning to the term 'Rock Superstar', DETROIT ROCK CITY is an hilarious coming-of-age comedy about four teenagers who embark on a wild pilgrimage to attend a KISS concert in Detroit. Driven by their passion to see their favourite rock group live, the teens will stop at nothing to scam their way into the sold out concert.

My Thoughts:
Before I start, I suppose I should say that I don't really care for KISS or their music but I do enjoy comedies about having to get something or somewhere (like Newcastle season tickets in Purely Belter). I actually picked this up because of actress Melanie Lynskey who doesn't get as much recognition as she deserves and she is unfortunately underused here, albeit in a nice little sideplot. There is a great cameo from Shannon Tweed (who is married to Gene Simmons) and as a whole the cast are OK for the movie with Edward Furlong and Lin Shaye putting in the better performances. As far as the story goes, it's what you expect. Everything goes wrong and then everything goes right. The only real problem with this movie is the lack of laugh out loud moments. There are one or two but I expect more from this type of comedy. Still, it's worth picking up. 3/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 21, 2010, 02:55:57 PM
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Dead Scared (2004) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
It's Hell Week on campus, and an old abandoned mansion looks like the perfect hazing place to initiate a group of innocent pledges into the most exclusive fraternity and sorority on campus, but these co-eds have picked the wrong night to take possession of the house. On this night, all the rooms are booked. Something beyond evil has checked in, and is ready to take possession of anyone who dares to enter.

My Thoughts:
Written and directed by Rolfe Kanefsky, Dead Scared looks like your typical low budget horror from the outset. A couple of 'names' like Brad Dourif and Tiffany Shepis star with a bunch of unknowns, and the plot sounds as though it has been used more than Katie Price. Well call me a little surprised then as this was more fun than I expected. The acting is better than your typical low budget horror (but will still be closer to a Razzie than an Oscar), the story, whilst formulaic, has a couple of nice twists and I enjoyed the finale, and the special effects have a very cartoony feel that reminded me a lot of Sam Raimi's horror. Although it adds up to a fairly average movie watching experience, it beat out all my expectations from looking at the cover and reading the overview. 3/5

Note, the original title is The Hazing.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 21, 2010, 04:51:38 PM
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Dead Calm (1989) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Take an ocean voyage of full-masted fright with Dead Calm, "a spare, smart, seductive piece of movie-making with enough tension to keep us all hyperventilating for hours" (Sheila Benson, Los Angeles Times).

Thriller specialist Phillip Noyce (Patriot Games, The Bone Collector) directs three splendid actors — Sam Neill (Event Horizon, Bicentennial Man), Nicole Kidman (Eyes Wide Shut) and Billy Zane (Titanic) — in riveting performances. Joe and Rae Ingram do the right thing and rescue the half-delirious survivor (Zane) of a crippled schooner. But soon the stranger will plunge the unwary pair into an intense game of cat and mouse. And life or death.

My Thoughts:
Having enjoyed some of Phillip Noyce's other thrillers and being a fan of both Nicole Kidman and Sam Neill, I decided it was high time I actually watched Dead Calm all the way through as every other time I've tried to watch it on TV, I have been sidetracked into doing other things. I'm glad I finally did buy the DVD because this is yet another great Noyce thriller brought to the level it is at by great casting. Zane and Neill are are great as completely opposite men who find themselves in an intense battle as Neill tries to save his wife played by Kidman. What can I say, despite minimal locations (it is set on a boat after all so where else can they go?) and a straightforward plot, it is a step above other genre films and is one I will likely revisit, even if just for the Kidman sex scene and the hilariously dated CGI in the final satisfying shot. 4/5
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Post by: Achim on June 21, 2010, 05:49:52 PM
I really liked Dead Calm when I first saw it at the cinema. Due to it's slow pacing and the story not getting forward more quickly I have yet t manage to re-watch it. :shrug:
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Post by: Tom on June 21, 2010, 06:35:13 PM
I actually picked this up because of actress Melanie Lynskey

This is the same reason why I have this movie in my collection. I haven't watched the movie since I got it seven years ago, but I remember enjoying it.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 21, 2010, 07:07:33 PM
I really liked Dead Calm when I first saw it at the cinema. Due to it's slow pacing and the story not getting forward more quickly I have yet t manage to re-watch it. :shrug:

I found that some of the slow pacing added plenty to the tension building but I'm sure it will feel a little slower on a repeat viewing.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 21, 2010, 07:08:37 PM
I actually picked this up because of actress Melanie Lynskey

This is the same reason why I have this movie in my collection. I haven't watched the movie since I got it seven years ago, but I remember enjoying it.

She's a great actress and I'm glad that last year she was in a couple of big title movies. It makes me shed a tear when I see her in that unwatchable 2 and a Half Men crap. :yucky:
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 21, 2010, 07:22:26 PM
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Meet the Parents (2000) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Male nurse Greg Focker ('Ben Stiller') is poised to propose to his girlfriend Pam ('Teri Polo') during a weekend stay at her parents' home. But here's the catch...he needs to ask her father first. Alas, the fur flies as Jack Byrnes, Pam's cat-crazy, ex-CIA father, played hysterically by Academy Award winner Robert DeNiro, takes an immediate dislike to her less-than truthful beau. Greg's quest for approval gets seriously sidetracked as Murphy's Law takes over and a hilarious string of mishaps turns him into a master of disaster and total pariah in the eyes of the entire family... all except for his shell-shocked girlfriend, who can't believe she still loves her one-man wrecking crew.

'Meet the Parents', from the director of 'Austin Powers', is an uproarious blockbuster hit that bombards you with one laugh after another, as true love tries to conquer all, against all odds.

My Thoughts:
Ben Stiller? Great comedic actor. Robert De Niro? Legend. Teri Polo and Blythe Danner? Underrated and underused actresses. Meet the Parents? Enjoyable but overrated comedy from Jay Roach. I like all the cast involved with this movie and it did make me laugh a few times. Unfortunately, it only made me laugh out loud once and that was De Niro's "I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?" line. Don't get me wrong, it's an enjoyable film with plenty of reasonably funny moments but I can't help that with these comedic roles, De Niro has turned into a parody of his former self. I just am not that big a fan of him in this at all. Still, the movie is worth picking up, just don't believe the hype. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 21, 2010, 11:25:02 PM
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Meet the Fockers (2004) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Domestic disaster looms for male nurse Greg Focker (Stiller) when his straight-laced, ex-CIA father-in-law (De Niro) asks to meet his wildly unconventional mum and dad (Streisand and Hoffman).

It's family bonding gone hysterically haywire, in this must-see comedy!

My Thoughts:
The sequel to Meet the Parents is pretty much more of the same although this time we go from the extremely conservative parents of Polo, De Niro and Danner to Stiller's very open parents played by Dustin Hoffman and Barbara Streisand. Hoffman and Streisand play their roles a lot more convincingly but just like the first movie, this is a little short on laughs for me although it is still funny enough to warrant a cheap purchase. 3/5
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Post by: Achim on June 23, 2010, 03:36:42 AM
I never saw these filmsas alugh-out-loud funny. Sure, when I first started viewing the first one it was what I expected, but they are obviously not meant to be like that. They are more in the line of The Office, the so-called cringe-comedy. Clearly a mistake in the marketing on these, I think.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 23, 2010, 07:59:01 AM
They are more in the line of The Office, the so-called cringe-comedy. Clearly a mistake in the marketing on these, I think.

True, and this is the sort of humour I love but I still think it missed it's mark in that respect. btw, if you like The Office check out Operation Good Guys. ;)
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Post by: Dragonfire on June 23, 2010, 08:02:18 AM
Meet the Parents and Meet the Fockers each had moments that were funny...but I think both are over rated.  Seeing them once was enough for me..though just my luck, my mom got them for me one year for Christmas.  Oh well.
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Post by: Achim on June 23, 2010, 03:47:25 PM
I own the first one and like it enough. Especially De Niro us good here. I saw the second one once and would now only see it on TV if I caught it there.


btw, if you like The Office check out Operation Good Guys. ;)
I took a quick at Amazon and it looks like it could be fun. Wish listed for at list if I need something to fill my next order; series 1-3 is only £9.99 :o
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 23, 2010, 04:52:10 PM
Don't forget the the third movie, Little Fockers is in production.
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Post by: Achim on June 23, 2010, 04:55:32 PM
Don't forget the the third movie, Little Fockers is in production.
:o
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Post by: Dragonfire on June 23, 2010, 09:55:01 PM
I'd heard about that.  I kind of wish they would have just stopped after the second one...but I'm not surprised.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 27, 2010, 12:30:45 AM
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3-Way (2004) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Based on fabled pulp novelist Gil Brewer's "Wild To Possess" comes this sinfully tasty, hard-boiled brew of lust, extortion and murder, starring Gina Gershon (Borderline) and Dwight Yoakam (Panic Room). Lew (Dominic Purcell, Mission: Impossible II) is a small-time loser with a very big secret. He's overheard a sordid little kidnapping plot worth a cool million and is cutting himself in for a piece of the action. But when Lew shares his guilty knowledge with three extremely untrustworthy women - sexy gal pal Rita (Joy Bryant, Antwone Fisher), luscious abductress Isobel (Ali Larter, Legally Blonde) and sultry, well-heeled Florence (Gershon) - his blackmail scheme spins murderously out of control. The problem with secrets? No one can keep 'em. Also stars Desmond Harrington (Ghost Ship).

My Thoughts:
I hadn't heard of this movie before, purchasing solely on the cast which includes Gina Gershon, Dwight Yoakam, Dominic Purcell and Ali Larter. Advertised as a 'sexy noir like thriller' I went into the film with intrigue but was unfortunately disappointed. The story, whilst completely capable, relies on too many stupid and unlikeable characters and the dialogue can be somewhat empty. The level of acting was average yet disappointing. Yoakam puts in a decent performance despite being given a poor character to work with but everyone else put in lesser showings. Don't get me wrong, the movie is far from bad but it just isn't very good either. A below average 2/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 27, 2010, 11:40:12 AM
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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
They say love and money don't mix, but you can't blame Harry Lockhart for trying.  He's been whisked from a life of petty crime to Hollywood, where he'll audition for the role of a movie detective and be tutored for the part by a private eye.  Now all Harry has to do is convince the dream girl he meets that he's an actual detective.  And try not to stumble over the corpses as reel life abruptly gives way to real.

Lights, camera, plenty of action!  Shane Black ('Lethal Weapon') provides the screenplay and makes his directing debut in a clever fusion of buddy movie and hardboiled noir produced by Joel Silver.  Robert Downey Jr., Val Kilmer and Michelle Monaghan play the thrust-together trio -- a naïve schemer, a tough-as-nails gay detective, and a hopeful actress clinging to her dream.
'Kiss Kiss Bang Bang'.
Watch Watch.

My Thoughts:
This is a rewatch for me just to see if it's just as good the second time around as it was the first. It is. Everything about this movie manages to hit the nail on the head. Robert Downey Jr., Val Kilmer, Michelle Monoghan and every other actor/actress involved is perfectly cast, the script is fantastic, if a little confusing at times and the whole feel to it was just right. It managed to take the dark comedy it was aiming for and mix it perfectly with noir qualities. There are lots of nice little nods to other films with chapters being named after early noir movies, the beginning reminding you of Sunset Boulevard and, as he breaks the fourth wall, Downey Jr. lets us know it will end properly and not numerous times like Lord of the Rings. Not many films can pull off the fourth wall, but Kiss Kiss Bang Bang pulls this and so much more off. Highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 27, 2010, 08:32:28 PM
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Hail the Conquering Hero (1944) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
This, the last film Preston Sturges made for Paramount, is another great satire on the American penchant for hero worship. It stars Eddie Bracken as Woodrow Truesmith, a soldier who, due to an unfortunate misunderstanding, never actually went to war. His attempts to keep his secret are scuppered when his home town has him repatriated for a civic celebration of his exploits. In this sentimental comedy, many of Sturges' regular repertory of character actors give the performance of their lives.

My Thoughts:
This is actually my first foray into Preston Sturges' filmography (as director at least) so I wasn't sure what to expect outside of what the cover said. I have to say that it's a film I'm glad I picked up. Eddie Bracken is very good as the soldier who never went to war due to a serious bout of hayfever and is so embarrassed he decides to not go back to his hometown... that is until a group of soldiers he buys a drink for tries to fix his problem against his will by phoning his mother and telling her that he will be coming home. He goes home and one thing leads to another until he is put forward as a candidate for mayor. He tries to come clean but as the stories from the other soldiers get more involving and his 'hero' status in his hometown gets higher it becomes harder and harder for the truth to come out. The film works well and has a good cast and above average script making me more interested in picking up more of Sturges' films when I see them real cheap. 3.5/5
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Post by: Najemikon on June 27, 2010, 08:45:41 PM
I love this film. You should seriously consider the Preston Sturges boxset. It is superb. :thumbup:
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Post by: Antares on June 27, 2010, 09:39:50 PM
I love this film. You should seriously consider the Preston Sturges boxset. It is superb. :thumbup:

Agreed.

If you liked this, you'll definitely love The Miracle of Morgan's Creek.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 28, 2010, 12:09:10 PM
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Housesitter (1992) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Steve Martin and Goldie Hawn star in this hilarious romantic comedy about the consequences of 'stretching' the truth.
When architect Newton Davis' girlfriend Becky (Dana Delany) turns down his marriage proposal, his newly-built dream house suddenly becomes nothing more than an empty monument to her rejection. That is, until a chance encounter with Gwen (Hawn) turns his life upside-down.
Intrigued by Newton's story, Gwen visits the house and decides to move in on her own. Resourceful and creative, Gwen is soon fixing up the house and charming Newton's family and neighbours — all the while passing herself off as his new wife! Gwen even befriends Becky, who begins to see a Newton she never knew existed.
Horrified at the deception yet unable to stop it, Newton finds himself playing along with her preposterous stories, her attempts at reconciling differences within his family and her campaign for his promotion at work. Finally, he convinces Gwen to fabricate their 'divorce' so he can still get married to Becky — until he has a change of heart. It's a delightful, warmhearted and intelligent comedy from director Frank Oz.

My Thoughts:
In need of some light hearted comedy, I looked at my to watch pile and decided to opt for Housesitter starring Steve Martin and Goldie Hawn. Most romantic comedies tend to cater more for women, and this is no different, though it felt more accessible for a male probably because of Steve Martin. Whilst it isn't a very funny film, it does have plenty of minor moments and is OK to watch. The script is capable for a genre film, if easy to guess the outcome of the ending within minutes. One thing I did like was the supporting cast which is where most of the fun was at. Anyway, it's worth a look but nothing new. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 28, 2010, 02:16:54 PM
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Kill Me Again (1989) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Fay Forrester, an attractive young lady wants to escape from her violent and jealous boyfriend Vince. So she hires Jack Andrews, a second class private investigator to arrange her death. She wants to restart her life with a new identity and the money she robbed together with Vince. Because of Jack's financial problems he joins Fay after her fake death. Unfortunately Vince finds out that Fay's still alive. The hunt for Jack, Fay and the money begins...

My Thoughts:
Kill Me Again, directed by John Dahl (The Last Seduction - which I haven't seen... yet) was a pleasant surprise for me as I was expecting a low/medium budget action/thriller. What I got was indeed low/medium budget, and it was a thriller, but what I wasn't prepared for were the noir like qualities the movie contained and how well they came across on screen. Joanne Whalley is excellent here as the femme fatale and easily outshines Val Kilmer and Michael Madsen, both of whom put in below par performances. Despite this, the script is solid enough to keep the movie going and to make this a worthwhile pick-up. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 28, 2010, 05:03:59 PM
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Last Exit to Brooklyn (1989) R2 United Kingdom SE

Overview:
From Uli Edel, acclaimed director of 'Christiane F' comes this celebrated adaptation of Hubert Selby Jr.'s controversial masterpiece about a desperate group of people, forging a sliver of hope in a relentless and cruel Brooklyn in 1952.
Strike-wary union leader Harry, transvestites Georgette and Regina, street-wise hooker Tralala, trucker Big Joe and his pregnant daughter are just a few of the tortured souls whose destiny's intermingle one simmering summer. It's a time which sees the tensions of these mean streets finally combust in a volatile explosion of union riots and civil unrest.

My Thoughts:
Movies with various characters whose stories tie in either work or they don't. Last Exit to Brooklyn, based on the book by Hubert Selby Jr., does work and on so many levels. Uli Edel has assembled a cast that put in great performances, from Jennifer Jason Leigh as a prostitute to Stephen Lang as a homosexual union leader, who work together very well from a tight and well adapted script. I have to recommend this film, but be wary if you want something that's going to make you feel good because this isn't it. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 28, 2010, 07:01:48 PM
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Look Who's Talking (1989) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Starring Kirstie Alley, John Travolta and the wise-cracking voice of Bruce Willis, LOOK WHO'S TALKING is the box-office smash which takes an hilarious, off-beat look at motherhood and romance from baby Mikey's point of view. Led on and let down by boyfriend Albert (George Segal), 32 year old Mollie (Kirstie Alley) is looking for a proper father for her son...
Little Mikey favours cab driver-turned-baby sitter, James (John Travolta). It's a case of baby knows best, but by the time he learns to talk, it could be too late!

My Thoughts:
Look Who's Talking is the definition of Hollywood mediocrity. From the acting to the script, the soundtrack to the visual look of the movie, everything shouts average. Hell, even Kirstie Alley managed to maintain an average weight for the duration. This isn't to say the movie isn't funny because it is, but aside from a few one liners by Mikey (voiced by Bruce Willis) we never really get anything that makes you want to laugh out loud which is a real shame considering the potential of the situations in the movie. If you want a movie that will let you chill out and relax, whilst being instantly forgettable, this is it. Rent it, or buy cheap. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 28, 2010, 09:34:05 PM
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Look Who's Talking Too (1990) - R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
In this hilarious sequel to LOOK WHO'S TALKING, little Mikey figures he's got it made after uniting his mother (Kirstie Alley - TV's 'Veronica's Closet', 'Cheers') with the dad of his dreams (John Travolta - 'Swordfish', 'Pulp Fiction'). But instead of family bliss, Mikey gets the biggest surprise of his life - a baby sister.
Bruce Willis returns as the voice of Mikey, while Roseanne Barr's voice delivers baby Julie's delightful wisecracks. Together, these two fast-talking tots face a series of kiddie dilemmas, including the trials of potty training, their parents' marital squabbles, and an inevitable - but very funny - dose of sibling rivalry. As this loving family is about to learn, twice the trouble is also twice the fun!

My Thoughts:
How do you follow up a movie about a talking baby boy and his first couple of years of life? Easy, get his mother (Kirstie Alley) to marry taxi driver / pilot (John Travolta) and give him a sister voiced by Roseanne Barr. Unfortunately, this isn't much fun and it looks like the cast knew it. The script is not as witty and misses out on the comedy aspect of the film. When the best part of your movie involves a toddler dreaming about a toilet monster, you know you're in trouble. Don't get me wrong, this isn't the worst film out there... I mean, at least there's no talking animals right? Oh, the third movie? Dear god no. Skip this unless you're a (very big) fan of the cast. 2/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on August 09, 2010, 06:31:11 PM
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Invictus (2009) Region B United Kingdom (rental)

Overview:
Clint Eastwood directs this drama based on events that took place during the first term of Nelson Mandela's presidency of South Africa. In an effort to help unite his racially and economically divided country in the wake of the apartheid system, the newly-elected Mandela (Morgan Freeman) joins forces with Francois Pienaar (Matt Damon), captain of South Africa's rugby team The Springboks. Convinced that he can use the universal language of sport to help bring his people together, Mandela rallies the team as it makes its historic run to the 1995 Rugby World Cup Championship final against New Zealand.

My Thoughts:
I've been on a bit of an Eastwood kick lately and last week watched Changeling and Gran Torino. This week, I went to my rental queue and added Invictus as high priority and I am glad I did. Despite some dodgy accents (are there no South African actors for these big roles...? same for Blood Diamond) Freeman and Damon impress in the lead roles of what is an unlikely important historical event. Eastwood manages to catch the varying views of people via the way members of the crowd, and the rugby team, initially react whilst at the same time catching Mandela's hope for the future of his country and how he used Rugby to help him change the opinions of many, and the way they acted by bringing people together through a sporting event. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 28, 2011, 02:05:46 PM
Warlock (1989) R2 UK

Overview
A sinister 17th century warlock summons satanic intervention to escape a death sentence finds himself transported 300 years into the future. Arriving in modern-day Los Angeles his quest is to find the scattered remains of a satanic bible, containing the true name of god and with it the power to destroy mankind. He has not been transported alone however and in steadfast pursuit is the witch-finder who brought him to trial and must now hunt him down once more.
Julian Sands and Richard E. Grant give superbly matched performances as the enigmatic, battling adversaries in this classic supernatural horror.

Shortened Review:
Having never seen this before, after I had read the above blurb, I was expecting something very similar to Highlander and although there are many similarities, the two films are very much a different experience. The film starts in a courtroom where "Warlock" (played by Sands) is on trial for witchcraft. Escaping 300 years into the future he crashed into the living room of the house the beautiful young Kassandra (Singer) is living. After Warlock casts a spell on Kassandra aging her twenty years, she joins forces with witchhunter Giles (Richard E. Grant) who has also travelled forwards in time. As the story progresses we are treated to what is essentially a very fun film. The first thing that struck me is just how well the cast play off each other. Obviously enjoying themselves the chemistry gives the characters that extra little kick which ignites your interest into this supernatural battle. This isn't to say that some of the acting isn't flawed, but it doesn't take away from the movie. Despite being a horror, we aren't given much gore and instead the majority of horror scenes are quite mild and filmed in a way to imply something horrific is happening. This coupled with some reasonably good special effects for a film of this ilk and budget actually adds to the overall enjoyment of the film and if it had gone for out and out gore it would have a very different feel to the overall product. The direction is solid with well organised action scenes and some nice sweeping shots throughout later locations which was to be expected from Miner whose previous film "House" is a favourite of mine. The script is definately a highlight and although being very far from special, contains some excellent moments, especially the scene in which Warlock is talking to a young boy on a swing who proclaims "My Dad hates all that stuff about Jesus and the twelve apostraphes" and "You're a witch? Only girls are witches". Add together the chemistry of the cast, the solid direction, good speial effects and fun script and you get a very enjoyable, and overlooked, movie that's certainly worth seeking out for fans of the genre, or fans of the cast, director or writer.

Full Review:
http://www.dvdcompare.net/review.php?rid=2360

(This is out April 25th. Yay for advanced copies)
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Post by: Achim on February 28, 2011, 05:51:17 PM
I always wanted to see Warlock but somehow that never happened... Reading your review I really want to now and since there is a new DVD release, this may be my chance.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 28, 2011, 05:54:01 PM
This UK release is about as good as we'll see I think. The US release is pan & scan so I always I avoided it.
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Post by: Achim on March 01, 2011, 05:07:01 AM
The US release is pan & scan
:yuck:

Seems indeed a good reason I never got it before :laugh: The release is form 1998, they clewarly didn't know better at the time...
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 03, 2011, 04:14:31 AM
Move Over, Darling (1963) R2 UK

Shortened Review:
Admittedly I didn't know very much about this film when I received it but having previously seen "My Favourite Wife" a few years ago and really enjoying it I was hoping I would get more of the same and I was happy with what I got. Despite all the problems in the initial casting of the film, and a change of director from George Cukor to Michael Gordon, the end result is a nice little light comedy with a few screwball moments, very much like "My Favourite Wife". Doris Day is perfect in her role and she gels really well with James Garner although I did think that Polly Bergen was miscast and she struggled to give off the same presence her role required, especially considering she is an essential character with a decent amount of screen time. Thelma Ritter is excellent as the mother-in-law trying to push things along but the highlight in the casting for me was Edgar Buchanan as Judge Bryson who provides the film with the dry wit required to make it known it is a serious situation, yet with comedic tones. Thankfully, he is not over or underused and his character is placed perfectly both at the beginning and at the end of the movie. The script has plenty of laughs in it without resorting to anything completely over the top or too risque although it is a little formulaic in it's structure (how many movies have a person going through the car wash with the windows/top down?). There are a few action scenes including a short car chase where the choreography is done well, yet doesn't excite as much as one would like. The movie has a nice and light orchestral score that suits the feel of the movie perfectly. The theme tune is catchy and thankfully here in all its glory (it was originally banned in the UK on the film's cinematic release and then made the charts in the 1980's). All in all, if you're a fan of any of the cast or a fan of "My Favourite Wife", then you'll certainly find something to enjoy here.

Full review:
http://www.dvdcompare.net/review.php?rid=2361

Released 21st March 2011.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 03, 2011, 07:09:00 PM
We Are What We Are (2010) R2 UK

Shortened Review:
Cannibals "Let the Right One In"? Absolutely not. Something new? To a point, yes. For me, it was a film of two halves with the first half working better, not as a cannibal film, but as a film about a family struggling to cope after the death of the head of the family. The fact that they eat human flesh to live didn't feel like the main part of the story at this point, despite the film largely focusing on the brothers struggle to get along and to find a victim. The second half of the film felt like a cannibal film, victim finally bound and gagged, violence exploding but shot in a way in which, for the most part, we don't see the maliciousness of the attacks, but the way it is shot still gives you a rather vivid idea of what has happened. A good example of this was when the mother, Patricia, hits a victim repeatedly with a golf club. We see the hatred in her actions and her eyes, and we see the club get viciously swung towards the victim, but we don't see the actual contact, or the victim at all during the attack. The acting ranges from mediocre for the brothers, to above average for the mother, to excellent for Sheila, the sister, who does not get enough screen time to shine. Script wise the story could've flowed a little better at times but as a whole it is better than most films of the genre. The soundtrack was suitable but didn't really add to the atmosphere or build tension as much as it should've, which was a shame. As a whole I would say don't believe the hate, or the love this has received. I didn't find it to be anything new apart from the way the first half of the film develops and the fact it is set in a city rather than the middle of nowhere (and the city setting could've been utilised to a greater extent) yet I do feel that as a debut, Grau hasn't done bad and is a name to look out for in the future.

Full review:
http://www.dvdcompare.net/review.php?rid=2362

Released 21st March 2011.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 04, 2011, 08:39:54 PM
Susana (1951) R0 UK

Shortened Review:
Although far from being Buñuel best film, "Susana" is an excellent melodrama. Buñuel has managed to write a script that may appear to be a simple straight-foward studio film but uses the strength it has in the base characters and the way in which these characters are brought to the screen to show a film that is quite insightful, playing on deception, love and the strength of a family unit, from the violent beginning to the immediately satisfying ending. The casting is excellent throughout. Luis Somoza is great as love-lorn son Alfredo, Maria Gentil Arcos plays her role as the religious head maid who sees right through Susana's deceptive ways and is scared to let her know it and Matilde Palou puts in an excellent performance as wife Dona as we see the character slowly go from a doting woman who just wants to look after Susana to someone who eventually snaps and starts whipping her. The real stars of the show though are Fernando Soler as Don Guadalupe whose powerful screen presence at the right times allows the viewer to slowly watch a man fall in love with the much younger Susana, and Rosita Quintana, who, in the title role, plays Susana so well on so many levels. From exuding sexiness to allure the male characters, to the victim of escaping a 'rape' (she never, it's the lie she tells when she reaches the household for the first time in the rain), to being a downright nasty bitch, Quintana brings this film up a peg from your average melodrama. The score isn't overpowering and is typical for the genre. As a whole, some Buñuel fans may be disappointed by the lack of surrealism he is famous for, but as a melodrama, the films holds up very well, thanks to being clinically shot and the superb cast.

Full review:
http://www.dvdcompare.net/review.php?rid=2363

Released 14th March.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 19, 2011, 10:54:04 PM
The Brute (1953) R0 UK

Shortened Review:
The Brute is an interesting film and, like Susana, does not contain much of the surrealism Buñuel is famous for, instead opting for a melodrama that is both tragic and dark. Whilst the plot may not be particularly inspiring and sounds rather formulaic and simple, it ends up drawing you in through the strength of the script and the cast. In the lead role of Pedro (AKA 'The Brute') is Pedro Armendáriz (Calibre 44) who is perfectly suited in his role. A very big guy, he looks like the type of man a landlord may employ to evict his tenants yet also manages to show the viewer that he isn't just a tough guy through the character's simple mindedness, played to a tee. If it wasn't for Armendáriz's ability to play Pedro's scenes in which the character displays his weaknesses so well, this film would not have worked on the level it does. Also of note cast wise, is Andrés Soler as Andrés the landlord, Rosa Arenas as Meche and Katy Jurado as Paloma. The film is also filled with a couple of extremely memorable scenes, my favourite of which is the scene where Pedro is chased by tenants and, as he runs down one alleyway, Buñuel has set up the shot so that his shadow runs down another. I recommend this film to anyone with a passing interest in Buñuel's work, as this film is an excellent entry in his resume although just don't go into it expecting the surreal.

Full review:
http://www.dvdcompare.net/review.php?rid=2379
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 20, 2011, 08:33:44 PM
Larks on a String (1990) R0 UK

Shortened Review:
Larks on a String is a bleak and tragic story right from the outset. As the film progresses you see how the oppressive regime affects different people, from the imprisoned female scrapyard workers who tried to defect to the west, to the workers who are there 'voluntarily' to pay for their 'crimes' (such as the chef who refuses to work on the Sabbatical). More importantly, at least in my opinion, you also see how it affects the guards who may be as oppressed as the prisoners themselves. One part romantic comedy, one part political satire, the film manages to move between the two with ease with rapore between the male and female prisoners and although the characters make light of their situation, the way the story is told also manages to show how tragic all their lives are.

Full review:
http://www.dvdcompare.net/review.php?rid=2382
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 06, 2011, 12:27:37 AM
The Round Up (2010) R2 UK DVD

Shortened Review:
Let me say straight away, this is a great, yet harrowing feature from novice director Rose Bosch. When the film opens we are immediately told that all the characters and events, even the most extreme, took place based on first hand accounts from some of the very few that survived. Right off the bat, the film follows young jewish children as they struggle with day to day life as their parents jobs are lost and they are banned from many public places. It isn't long before the French police raid the jewish housing areas so they can arrest them, but you see a small glimmer of hope for some as Parisian neighbour's do what they can to help hide some of the children. Throughout the film, your emotions are pushed all over the place as you see the horrid conditions the jews are subjected to, but at the same time, you smile as some people do what they can to help them, including a scene with a plumber which, whilst short and a minor part of the film, is very important to show how some Parisian's felt about the imprisonment. Helped along by a great cast, including Jean Reno and Mélanie Laurent, the film manages to show the disturbing events through well shot, well directed scenes yet for me, wasn't without one major fault. Although the French government were at serious fault during the event (even resulting in a public apology by French primeminister Chirac in 1995), the film doesn't show the French government's involvement as harshly as it should. Despite this, The Round Up is recommended. Just don't expect a happy ending.

Full review (inc. picture/audio/extras):
http://www.dvdcompare.net/review.php?rid=2462

Released 18th July 2010
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 06, 2011, 03:36:28 AM
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Along Came Polly (2004) R1 USA

Overview:
Reuben Feffer (Ben Stiller) is a guy who’s spent his entire life playing it safe. Polly Prince (Jennifer Aniston) is irresistible as a free spirit who lives for the thrill of the moment. When these two comically mismatched souls collide, Reuben's world is turned upside down, as he makes an uproarious attempt to change his life from middle-of-the-road to totally-out-there! Along Came Polly is the most hilarious comedy smash to come along in years!

Thoughts:
Jennifer Aniston has made rom-coms her staple pay in the last ten years, starring alongside Ben Stiller, Debra Messing and Phillip Seymour Hoffman in this one. Typical plot that throws no surprises, it has some quite funny moments usually involving PSH's character who is an ex-child star. If you like by-the-book rom-coms then you'll probably like this. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 06, 2011, 02:07:05 PM
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The Blood of Fu Manchu (1968) R0 USA DVD

Overview
From his secret lair deep within the South American jungle, international super-villain Fu Manchu (Christopher Lee) and his sadistic daughter Lin Tang (Tsai Chin of THE CASTLE OF FU MANCHU and YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE) reveal their latest diabolical plot for world domination: ten beautiful women are infected with an ancient poison so deadly that one kiss from their lips will bring instant death and lead to a global plague. Now the Asian madman's nemesis, Nayland Smith (Richard Greene of TALES FROM THE CRYPT), must desperately hunt an antidote in a savage land where rape and torture reign and the ultimate evil lies in THE BLOOD OF FU MANCHU.

Maria Rohm (THE BLOODY JUDGE) and Shirley Eaton (GOLDFINGER) co-star in this wild Fu Manchu feature written and produced by Harry Alan Towers (VENUS IN FURS) and directed by the one and only Jess Franco (VAMPYROS LESBOS, EUGENIE). Released in America as KISS AND KILL, Blue Underground has fully restored THE BLOOD OF FU MANCHU from its original European negative complete with additional scenes of nudity and violence!

Thoughts
I bought this for several reasons: I'm generally very happy with Blue Underground's output, I'm a fan of Christopher Lee and I'm a fan of Jess Franco. Unfortunately, this film, based on the character of Fu Manchu (whom until this film I was not familiar with) disappoints slightly. Lee overacts (not a problem), and Franco's direction is his standard nudity/violence affair (again, not a problem) but I felt that whilst the idea of Fu Manchu giving ten woman poison so that when they kiss the world's most powerful men, the men die, was a good one it was put together in a rather unconventional way without enough thought to structure. Fans of Franco and Lee might enjoy, but I would recommended a rental first. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 06, 2011, 04:35:05 PM
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The Card Player (2004) R0 UK DVD

Overview:
Dario Argento [Suspiria] returns with this giallo for the digital age.  In The Card Player online gambling comes with a hefty price.  Your life!

A serial killer, at large in Rome, plays a deadly game with the city's police.  For every woman he kidnaps, the investigating officers are given the chance to win them back by entering a game of online poker, though losing results in the ultimate price being paid.  Will the police uncover the killer's identity before he deals his next victim?

Featuring all the signature spectacle and gut-churning violence for which he is synonymous, The Card Player is another deliriously stylish thriller from director Argento.

Thoughts:
As a fan of giallos, I thought I would check out Argento's 2004 serial killer thriller The Card Player set in Rome, despite reading a good share of negative reviews. British detective John Brennan (played by Ian Cunningham) teams up with Italian detective Anna Mari (played by Stefania Rocca) in what turns out to be a reasonably good effort by Argento where he manages a decent storyline, with some good death scenes without having to resort to loud noises and copious amounts of CGI to distress the viewer. The majority of the secondary cast unfortunately bring the film down a little and I'm sure whoever did the casting could've found more talented actors to fill in these roles. The storyline, whilst generally following a formulaic route, succeeds with an unexpected ending and the soundtrack is utilised very well (as always for Argento). This is far from Argento's best work, but it's better than the critics say and it's definately worthy of a look at least, especially if you're a fan of giallos. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 06, 2011, 06:55:00 PM
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The Castle of Fu Manchu (1969) R0 USA DVD

Overview:
Christopher Lee returns as the diabolical super-villain who along with his sadistic daughter Lin Tang (Tsai Chin of THE BRIDES OF FU MANCHU and THE JOY LUCK CLUB) creates a fiendish new chemical weapon that will turn the seas into a giant block of ice. But when his Archenemy Nayland Smith (Richard Greene of TALES FROM THE CRYPT) tracks the madman's trail of kidnapping, murder and massive global destruction, he himself becomes trapped in Fu's impenetrable lair of cruelty. Can any of the world's top secret agents (including a wild performance by Director Jess Franco) now stop the cold-blooded terror that lives in the CASTLE OF FU MANCHU?

Maria Perschy (99 WOMEN) and Rosalba Neri (JUSTINE) co-star in this notorious sequel to THE BLOOD OF FU MANCHU directed by Jess Franco (THE BLOODY JUDGE, VAMPYROS LESBOS) that marked Christopher Lee's final performance as the infamous Chinese madman. This definitive edition of THE CASTLE OF FU MANCHU has been newly restored from it's original print and packed with exclusive new Extras for a disc full of Fu Manchu mayhem!

Thoughts:
My second foray into the world of Fu Manchu is the second Franco/Lee collaboration in which Lee's Fu Manchu creates a weapon to freeze the sea. Like "The Blood of Fu Manchu", it is shot in the typical Jess Franco style, using many minutes of stock footage to keep costs down on what is already a noticeably low budget sequel. Unfortunately, this film fails at most levels, from the acting to the story and there is little to keep even the most ardent Fu Manchu fan interested. Reading various sites before buying this, I had heard that the two Franco films are easily the worst so I think I need to check out some of the early films based on this character Christopher Lee played six times. I can't recommend this to anyone although I will say Tsai Chin is the highlight in a barrel of crap. 1.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 06, 2011, 08:41:52 PM
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Kevin and Perry Go Large (2000) R2 UK DVD

Overview:
Kevin and Perry Go Large follows our two hormonally challenged lads on their quest to lose their virginity and become the world's top DJ mixmasters.

It's the summer holidays and Kevin (Harry Enfield) and Perry (Kathy Burke) know that there is only one place where the DJ reigns supreme and girls are gagging for it - IBIZA! Armed with a suitcase full of condoms and some wicked gear the boys head for the promised land of sun, sea and big shags.

On arrival, the boys spy the girls of their dreams - Candice and Gemma - as well as their god - superstar DJ genius Eye Ball Paul (Rhys Ifans). Will this be the best summer ever? Will the boys get their new track "Big Girl" played in the clubs? Will they finally get to DO IT?!?!

Thoughts:
Harry Enfield had a very successful sketch show with Kathy Burke in the nineties which managed to chuck out some great memorable characters. The Kevin and Perry characters were one of the more famous sketches (along with Wayne and Waynetta Slob) to come out of the show and in 2000, they made a feature length (well, 75 min) film about the two awkward teens going on holiday to Ibiza to try and get laid and get their music played. Whilst there are some funny moments, some gross-out, the characters are unfortunately one joke wonders that, whilst fitting a sketch show perfectly, struggle to adapt to a big screen outing. That's not to say it isn't enjoyable as it certainly has some good moments, Rhys Ifans is great as Eye Ball Paul and Paul Whitehouse's cameo as a bouncer is hilarious. Rent it. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 06, 2011, 11:09:04 PM
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Diary of the Dead (2007) R2 UK DVD

Overview:
In his first independent zombie film in over two decades, George A. Romero returns to ground zero in the history of the living dead. When a group of film students making a horror movie in the woods discovers that the dead have begun to revive, they turn their cameras on the real-life horrors that suddenly confront them, creating a first person diary of their bloody encounters and the disintegration of everything they hold dear.
Told with Romero's pitch-black humour and an unflinching eye on our modern world, GEORGE A. ROMERO'S DIARY OF THE DEAD marks the legendary trailblazer's return to his roots.

Thoughts:
Diary of the Dead is yet another film in Romero's mainly one trick pony career. Not that there is anything wrong with that, he is damn good at that one trick, and even the critically disliked Land of the Dead was a joy to watch in my opinion. However, my first viewing of Diary of the Dead was rather disappointing. It's good, but there is nothing new, with Romero even jumping on the 'handheld camera footage' bandwagon that started after The Blair Witch Project which Matt Reeves managed to do a whole lot better than Romero with 2008's Cloverfield. I wasn't overly keen on any of the characters and the way a lot of the script revolved around 'why are you filming?' / 'I don't wasnt to be filmed' annoyed me. It's good to see Romero go back to his roots but he's better than this average effort. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 07, 2011, 02:53:25 AM
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Down to You (2000) R2 UK DVD

Overview:
Freddie Prinze Jr. (She's All That) stars as Al Connelly, a college student aiming for a career as a world class chef whose passions explode when he falls in love with Imogen, Julia Stiles (Save The Last Dance).

Set against the fabulously chaotic backdrop of college life in New York City, their story tells of the conflict between true love and the temptation to wander astray from commitment. When mischievous room mates enter the scene, Al and Imogen are confronted with obstacles that add to the highlights and pitfalls of their love affair.

Thoughts:
Well, when a film is a rom-com starring Freddie Prinze Jr, you shouldn't hold out much hope. Bought solely for Rosario Dawson's small role, this is actually a film of missed opportunities. Instead of being your typical boy (Prinze Jr) meets girl (Julia Stiles) it actually turns into a break-up and a series of 'what ifs?' What if they had stayed together? This results in what started as a rom-com trying to turn into a drama making a mess of the general feel of the film. Freddie Prinze Jr has absolutely zero screen presence, Stiles doesn't so much better. It does have a few good moments, generally involving Dawson or Selma Blair but it's a film that doesn't know which direction it wants to go in and because of that, it falls apart. 2/5
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Post by: Najemikon on July 07, 2011, 12:25:49 PM
Diary of the Dead is yet another film in Romero's mainly one trick pony career. Not that there is anything wrong with that, he is damn good at that one trick, and even the critically disliked Land of the Dead was a joy to watch in my opinion. However, my first viewing of Diary of the Dead was rather disappointing. It's good, but there is nothing new, with Romero even jumping on the 'handheld camera footage' bandwagon that started after The Blair Witch Project which Matt Reeves managed to do a whole lot better than Romero with 2008's Cloverfield. I wasn't overly keen on any of the characters and the way a lot of the script revolved around 'why are you filming?' / 'I don't wasnt to be filmed' annoyed me. It's good to see Romero go back to his roots but he's better than this average effort. 3/5

This seemed to come out in the middle of the latest "found footage" craze and I thought Romero's ideas were the best. He just couldn't quite realise them. In Survival Of The Dead, he's still having good ideas and a couple of great characters, but I'm afraid he's lost touch with his audience. He used to be the zombie Godfather and we followed him, but now he keeps trying new things -and for that he should be applauded- but they just aren't enough fun any more. Damn shame.

Well, when a film is a rom-com starring Freddie Prinze Jr, you shouldn't hold out much hope. Bought solely for Rosario Dawson's small role, this is actually a film of missed opportunities. Instead of being your typical boy (Prinze Jr) meets girl (Julia Stiles) it actually turns into a break-up and a series of 'what ifs?' What if they had stayed together? This results in what started as a rom-com trying to turn into a drama making a mess of the general feel of the film. Freddie Prinze Jr has absolutely zero screen presence, Stiles doesn't so much better. It does have a few good moments, generally involving Dawson or Selma Blair but it's a film that doesn't know which direction it wants to go in and because of that, it falls apart. 2/5

I can hear a barrel being scraped!  :P
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 07, 2011, 12:58:38 PM
I gave Survival a 3/5 also. Zombie riding horses rock. His next project is directing a remake of Deep Red so we'll see how that pans out...

As for scraping the bottle of the barrel with Down to You - Yeah, not a great film, but there are certainly far worse out there. I'm a massive fan of Rosario Dawson and just disappointed how minor her role is. I'm sure teenage girls are happy with it, but it messes up with lack of direction.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 07, 2011, 03:22:55 PM
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Firewall (2006) Region A/B/C UK Blu-ray

Overview:
It's an ordinary day at Landrock Pacific Bank - ordinary for everyone but I.T. expert Jack Stanfield. His wife Beth and children are being held hostage back at home. Their kidnappers have one demand: Jack must heist $100 million from the ultra-secure system he designed. And they'll be watching every move he makes.

Thoughts:
This is my second viewing of this movie having previously watched the DVD and it was just as good the second time around. Harrison Ford plays the character of the banker whose family is being held hostage very well but the real star performance here  is Bettany as the head of the criminal gang trying to steal $100million. Although it differs from your regular heist/hostage movie by using technology rather than going in all guns blazing it doesn't fail to let up on the action, with rarely a dull moment. Characters are developed reasonably well for the genre and the dialogue was also sufficient. The supporting cast, including Alan Arkin, Robert Forster and Mary-Lynn Rajskub also put in decent performances and are well cast in their roles. 3.5/5
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Post by: Jimmy on July 07, 2011, 08:02:08 PM
His next project is directing a remake of Deep Red so we'll see how that pans out...
No need to wait to see it to know it will be a piece of shit. What an useless and insulting idea :thumbdown:
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on August 17, 2011, 04:16:03 PM
Double Impact (1991) R2 UK DVD (Second Sight)

Shortened Review:
From the late seventies through to the early nineties, action films became extremely popular. Starring the likes of Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal, Dolph Lundgren and Jean-Claude Van Damme, these movies were made with one thing in mind. Out and out violence. Studios and filmmakers threw out the importance of a good script and the importance of acting skills, instead opting to concentrate on the actual action/fight scenes, a move welcomed by a young male crowd who knew exactly what they wanted when they went to the cinema and knew what they were going to get if they recognised particular actors on the posters, or in the trailers. Although not as popular as they once were, these actors are still churning out several films a year (even if they are direct to video) and the likes of Wesley Snipes and (bizarrely) Cuba Gooding Jr have joined their ranks. The late eighties and early nineties were the heyday of these guilty pleasures with the likes of Under Siege, Kickboxer, Bloodsport, Nico and Universal Soldier among the best of the bunch. Double Impact came in 1991, and this time, we got two Van Dammes.

In the film, Jean Claude Van Damme plays two main characters, Chad and Alex. They were twins seperated at birth when their parents were brutally murdered by members of a feared Hong Kong criminal gang. The pair are re-united by their family bodyguard (Geoffrey Lewis - The Devil's Rejects) twenty five years later so that they can avenge their parents death. Although Chad and Alex are completely opposite personality wise, they must team up against Kara (Cory Everson - Natural Born Killers) and assassin Moon (Bolo Yeung - Enter the Dragon) to reclaim what is rightfully theirs.

The story is your typical revenge one and everything about the movie shouts cheese but, as with most Van Damme movies, there is something wholly enjoyable about the whole experience. Bolo Yeung is excellent as Moon, the assassin, and seemingly it was Van Damme who demanded Yeung play the bad guy after the rapore they had built up together on the set of Bloodsport. This does show and Yeung is the perfect bad guy with a look alone that would turn the toughest of men into stone (let alone his martial arts skills). The dialogue is hilariously hammy with such classics as "I hear all sorts of bullshit everyday, pal. You want some advice? Take your fancy clothes and your black silk underwear and go back to Disneyland" and "Why, because he looks like me? I'm going to change that" but it all adds to to the charm. The action is rather standard for Van Damme with some enjoyable fight scenes that show his skills. At the end of the day, Double Impact didn't set out to win any awards or become a piece of socially relevant, thought provoking cinema. The film is what it is: cheesy fun. If you're a fan of Van Damme, you'll dig it. If you aren't, you won't.

Full review:
http://www.dvdcompare.net/review.php?rid=2497

Released 19th September 2011.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on August 18, 2011, 02:05:07 PM
The Last American Hero (1973) - R2 UK DVD

Shortened Review:
Films that are loosely based on the true stories of people from underpriviliged backgrounds or of people being general underdogs going on to become successful sporting heroes are two a penny. Usually these films have some relation to Disney and include Coach Carter (Samuel L. Jackson), Glory Road (Josh Lucas), Remember the Titans (Denzel Washington) and Invincible (Mark Wahlberg). Usually these films relate to sports like basketball, american football, football and ice hockey but very rarely do we get a similar film related to motorsport racing. In fact, whilst the more imaginitive racing/car related films have a history of popularity, from The Cannonball Run to Death Race 2000 to The Fast and the Furious, the racing films that strive for seriousness are few. 1966's Grand Prix was one such film I enjoyed focusing on the lives of formula one drivers though this isn't based on a true story. I entered The Last American Hero knowing that I enjoy this particular genre and looked forward to watching it.

The Last American Hero is loosely based on a series of Esquire articles written by Tom Wolfe, telling the true story of Junior Johnson, a moonshine smuggler who became one of NASCAR's first champions and an American sporting hero. After Junior crashes into a police blockade whilst delivering his father's moonshine, the police arrest Junior's dad and he gets a one year prison sentence. To raise some cash to help his family, Junior enters a demolition derby, and then a stock car race. Realising he has a natural talent, he progresses on the stock car circuit until he meets a promoter (played by Ned Beatty) who gives him his break on the NASCAR circuit.

When I first hit play, the first scene put me off slightly. I felt like I had just put on a random episode of The Dukes of Hazzard, except this time Bo and Luke were driving a black car instead of The General Lee. Whilst I enjoy The Dukes of Hazzard TV show, I was looking forward to something different with this film. Thankfully, after the opening scene, I got what I was looking for. Jeff Bridges is excellent as the overly cocky racer who knows he has talent, forcing himself on to the stock car circuit as an independent driver by winning local and regional races. Ned Beatty is great in his role as the promoter and Gary Busey suits his as Junior's brother (even if his screen time is rather limited). Yes the story is sometimes contrived and yes, it is obvious what is going to happen, but this is an enjoyable racing film with spirit and determination with good performances all round and some fun and well shot racing scenes.

Full Review:
http://www.dvdcompare.net/review.php?rid=2501

Released 12th September 2011.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on August 19, 2011, 02:21:25 PM
Juice (1992) R2 UK

Shortened Review:
Films about inner city life, and in particular, street 'thugs' or gangs, can go one of two ways. You get the good ones; gritty, close to the bone with violence shot in a certain way and with a story that can be quite deep about anything from revenge to sticking together. And then you get the bad ones; usually low budget knock-offs that use inner city violence and strong language with a formulaic story and a big name to sell discs whilst the film itself will generally have no real 'meaning' (Snitch'd being a great example). Usually, one thing both of these genre types have in common, is the appearance of a rap star, be it Ice Cube, Eminem (8 Mile), Snoop Dogg, Treach or Sticky Fingaz. Juice, has Tupac.

Tupac plays Bishop, one of four friends from the harsh streets of Harlem who spend their days in a local pool hall (ran by Samuel L. Jackson) hustling, playing truant from school, fighting and shoplifting. Although they take part in lower end criminal activity, they run away from anything more. However, hungry for power and happiness (which they refer to as 'the juice'), they decide to rob a local convenience store where Bishop shoots dead the owner. As things spiral out of control, their lives are changed forever.

Omar Epps (TV's House), Tupac Shakur (Poetic Justice), Jermaine Hopkins (Lean On Me) and Khalil Kain (TV's Girlfriends) play the four friends; Q, Bishop, Steel and Raheem well and their characters gel together perfectly. The characters themselves are developed throughout the film enough to get you to know their personality strengths and weaknesses fast, especially in the opening few scenes. We also get cameos from Samuel L. Jackson (Jackie Brown) as the owner of the local pool hall/arcade where the kids hang out when cutting school and from Queen Latifah as the owner of the club holding the Mixxmaster competition that Q enters. Both Jackson and Latifah appear a couple of times and although their screentime is short they are both welcome additions.

Director Ernest R. Dickinson, who was cinematographer on Spike Lee's early films, made a good first impression for his first feature length movie, working well with cinematographer Larry Banks to give the film that gritty, dark feel. As he also co-wrote the screenplay with Gerard Brown, it is obvious he achieved the look and feel he was aiming for.

As far as the story goes, it isn't the most original, however the character development, above average cast and gritty feel make this one of the better films based around inner-city life and what people feel they must do for respect of the nineties.

Full Review:
http://www.dvdcompare.net/review.php?rid=2503

Released 3rd October 2011.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on August 26, 2011, 05:21:29 PM
8 Million Ways to Die (1986) R2 UK

Shortened Review:
Hal Ashby started his career in Hollywood as an editor, hitting the big time when he was awarded the Academy Award for Film Editing for "In the Heat of the Night" in 1967. Three years later, Ashby made his directorial debut, "The Landlord" taking with him the editing styles he had learnt in his previous years. Over his directing career, Ashby made a couple of fantastic films including "Harold and Maude", "Being There" and "Shampoo", however it would be for "Coming Home" with which he would be most successful, earning Ashby and Academy Award nomination for Best Director. Towards the tail end of his career, Ashby earned a reputation for being unreliable, reclusive and eccentric, mainly due to drugs. Unfortunately, his erratic behaviour affected his films, getting fired from "The Slugger's Wife" due to 'creative differences' with Neil Simon and then finally making "8 Million Ways to Die", a film from which he was sacked on the final day of principal photography with the film becoming a commercial failure.

The film stars Jeff Bridges as an alcoholic LA drugs cop, Matthew Scudder, who shoots an unarmed suspect in a drugs raid in front of his family. His life quickly spins out of control resulting in Scudder losing both his job, and his wife. Trying to clean up his act and quit drinking, he is thrown into the deep end when a prostitute begs him for protection and winds up dead. As Scudder is drawn back into the world of vice, he hunts down the hookers' killer among LA's seedy underbelly of pimps and drug dealers.

With a screenplay by Oliver Stone (Natural Born Killers, World Trade Center), the script for "8 Million Ways to Die" is surprisingly tame and formulaic and seemingly strays from the original novel by Laurence Block. Oliver Stone however, is not to blame and was reportedly displeased with the end result as the studio wanted a more "Miami Vice" feel rather than a gritty cop drama, and so Robert Towne was called in to rewrite Stone's screenplay. It also didn't help that Ashby improvised many scenes. Executive producer Mark Damon once stated that Ashby even through the script out, forcing everything to be improvised and whilst I feel this may be an exageration, it would still account for the disjointed feel. Still, as far as the genre goes, the story is a by the numbers affair and certainly passable.

The cast, is another story altogether and is likely the saving grace to an otherwise muddled affair. Jeff Bridges is joined by Rosanna Arquette and Andy Garcia and all put in reasonably good, but not career best, performances. I would've liked to see more scenes with Bridges and Garcia together though. The supporting cast, including James Avery, Lisa Sloan and Randy Brooks, also put in respectable appearances.

I'm not sure if I could out and out recommend the film, as there are many gritty cop dramas from the eighties that are better (see Charles Bronson's filmography). However, despite the disjointed feel, and on-set problems, the end result isn't as bad as the lack of commercial success would suggest.

Full Review:
http://www.dvdcompare.net/review.php?rid=2513
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on August 29, 2011, 02:42:47 PM
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Ninja Assassin (2009) Region Free UK

Overview:
Fear not the weapon but the hand that wields it. The filmakers behind The Matix and V for Vendetta bring new blood to martial arts movies in this smashing adventure. Korean pop star Rain plays heroic, deadly Raizo. Trained from childhood in the way of the Ozunu Clan ninja, he is stalked by fellow warriors and their dojo patriarch (martial arts legend Sho Kosugi)...and is on the run with a Europol agent (Naomie Harris) who has proof the clan sells assassination services to governments.

My Thoughts:
James McTeague's follow-up to the enjoyable "V For Vendetta" brings an Eastern martial arts feel and combines it with a Hollywood storyline. Starring Rain, Rick Yune, Naomie Harris and Ben Harris it is full of non-stop, and very gory, action sequences which are stylish, well edited and a joy to watch. The storyline itself isn't anything we haven't seen before and the script is rather average, but overall, it's a lot of fun. I can't wait for McTeague's third film, The Raven with John Cusack. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on August 29, 2011, 04:55:17 PM
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The Prisoner of Shark Island (1936) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
BASED ON THE TRUE-LIFE case of the incarceration of Dr. Samuel Mudd (Oscar-winning Warner Baxter), The Prisoner of Shark Island is a fast-paced and stirring account of the victimization of a simple man. Regarded as a personal favourite by the director, it was also the film he was said to be most happy with.

Written by Nunnally Johnson (The Grapes of Wrath, Tobacco Road), The Prisoner of Shark Island dramatizes the fatal shooting of Abraham Lincoln (Frank McGlynn, Sr.) and the subsequent visit by the assassin John Wilkes Booth (Francis McDonald) to Dr. Samuel Mudd’s house to fix his broken leg. Unaware of Booth’s treason, Mudd is later arrested...

Featuring a blistering performance by John Carradine as a sadistic prison guard The Prisoner of Shark Island was nominated for Best Picture by the American National Board of Review, and has rarely been screened over recent decades. The Masters of Cinema Series is proud to present The Prisoner of Shark Island for the first time on UK home video in the 70th-anniversary year of its original release.

My Thoughts:
John Ford directed 146 films in his long and illustrious career and at this point, I have unfortunately seen very few of them. Prisoner of Shark Island is loosely based on the life of Samuel Mudd, a doctor who unwittingly helped Abraham Lincoln's killer (John Wilkes Booth) by fixing his broken leg. He was sent to prison for aiding Booth where he helped battle an outbreak of yellow fever. Warner Baxter is excellent in the lead role, and the story is well written and presented. The characters are well developed, albeit in a short space of time but for me, the real star of the film was John Carradine as Sgt Rankin, a character who changes a lot throughout. Although Ford has been very creative with regards to the historical accuracies, this is still a well made biopic worthy of a purchase, mainly due to the strength of the cast and the direction. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on August 29, 2011, 07:09:21 PM
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Relative Strangers (2006) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Dr. Richard Clayton (Ron Livingston) has it all: a loving fiancée (Neve Campbell), two wonderful supportive parents, a successful career as a psychiatrist and a self-help book on anger management climbing the best seller list. Everything in his life is right on course, including a wedding date only a few weeks away. Until one fateful night when his jealous brother tells him the truth about his upbringing... he was adopted.

Enter Frank and Agnes Manure (Danny DeVito and Kathy Bates), a rude, crude and offensive pair who embody the term 'white trash'.

From the creator of MEET THE PARENTS, RELATIVE STRANGERS is an outrageous comedy about a successful psychiatrist whose world comes crashing down when he is reunited with his biological parents.

My Thoughts:
Written and directed by Greg Glianna who created the "Meet the Parents" series of films, "Relative Strangers" is pretty much more of the same focusing on an initial meeting of family members. Whilst "Meet the Parents" was about meeting the in-laws, "Relative Strangers" stars Neve Campbell and Ron Livingston as Livingston meets his biological parents (Kathy Bates and Danny DeVito) for the first time. His real parents are poor white trash whilst the family that brought him up are rich and upper-class. Obviously, the comedy comes from the actions of Bates and DeVito as they meet their upper-class son for the first time. Everything about the film is average, from the cast to the story. If you enjoyed "Meet the Parents" you'll likely get a kick out of this. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on August 29, 2011, 09:01:25 PM
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Scary Movie 4 (2006) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to watching movies...Scary Movie 4 rears its ugly head and delivers the outrageously hilarious extended and unsanitized version, never before seen in cinemas. It's no-holds-barred as this laugh-packed hit spoofs Hollywood's most frightening blockbusters...and stars Anna Faris (Scary Movie 1-3, Lost In Translation), Regina Hall (Scary Movie 1-3, Malibu's Most Wanted) and Craig Bierko (Cinderella Man), with uproariously funny cameo appearances by Carmen Electra, Michael Madsen and Leslie Nielsen! Remember, no grudge is strong enough, no village is safe enough, no saw is sharp enough to keep these laughs from killing their intended victims!

My Thoughts:
I'm sure most people here have seen an entry of the Scary Movie franchise at some time or another and there really isn't that much to say other than if you enjoyed the previous films, you'll enjoy this, as it's just more of the same. For me, the comedy was more miss than hit with the best scene being the opening one with Shaquille O'Neal and Dr. Phil in a parody of the first Saw movie. The acting is pretty bad throughout, especially that Tom Cruise lookalike Craig Bierko. However, the bad moments are split up by some funny ones and it is enough to stay moderately entertained. According to imdb, a fifth is in production and I'm sure I'll eventually see it, but the fourth gets a 2.5/5

Previous editions of the series:
Scary Movie - 3/5
Scary Movie 2 - 2.5/5
Scary Movie 3 - 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on August 30, 2011, 05:42:38 PM
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Sleeping Dogs (2006) R0 United Kingdom

Overview:
Life is going just great for regular girl Amy.
Adored by her parents and her golden-boy fiance, her future looks bright too...until her fiance suggests they tell each other their darkest secrets... things they have never told anyone.
When Amy finally relents and reveals that her pooch was. ahem, a little more than a man's best friend, everything falls apart.

My Thoughts:
Jeez, how do you even start to talk about this one?  :hysterical: Basically, Melinda Page Hamilton listens to her mother who tells her not to keep things secret from her prospective husband. So she tells her boyfriend that one time, when she was at college, she gave a dog, ahem, fellatio. Darkly funny, I really enjoyed this movie from Bobcat Goldthwaite. It is funny in all the right moments and is a worthy pick-up for all fans of dark, off-the-wall comedies. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on August 30, 2011, 07:53:01 PM
Note for RossRoy: Current reviews are for the 2010 Disney movie, this is the 2001 movie. Can we get these listed with the year to avoid confusion? Cheers!

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Tangled (2001) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Detective Anders has a case to solve. She's got two missing persons, Alan and Jenny. They could be hurt, they could be dying. The only person who knows for sure is their best friend David, who is badly beaten and suffering from amnesia.
As David's memory slowly returns, it becomes clear that the three friends were caught in a love triangle. Level headed David is attracted to Jenny, but Jenny has fallen for David's spontaneous and crazy best friend, Alan. Maybe Jenny's involvement with Alan was more than David could handle? Or maybe Alan and Jenny have turned on their best friend? Detective Anders must untangle a web of jealousy and deception to get to the truth.
Rachel Leigh Cook (She's All That) heads a star cast in this tangled thriller that will leave you guessing until the very end.

My Thoughts:
Your typical thriller aimed at the younger market, starring Rachael Leigh Cook, Shawn Hatosy, Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Estella Warren. Director Lowi doesn't add anything new or interesting to the genre, instead opting to play everything by the numbers and keep it 'safe'. It's not a bad film but this lack of ambition certainly makes it average. The cast also turn in average performances with nothing to get excited about but at the same time nothing to complain about. Worth a cheap buy or a rental. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on August 30, 2011, 09:55:24 PM
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Twenty Bucks (1993) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
TWENTY BUCKS is the story of a $20 bill, from the birth at an ATM to its final shredding at the bank, and the lives it touches along the way. Among those passing the buck are a prophetic bag lady (Linda Hunt, The Year of Living Dangerously), an about-to-marry-rich working stiff (Brendan Fraser, The Mummy), a New Age witch (Gladys Knight), a stuggling writer (Elisabeth Shue, Leaving Las Vegas), a distracted cop (William H. Macy, The Cooler), a well-mannered stick-up artist (Christopher Lloyd, The Addams Family) and a hot-headed con man (Steve Buscemi, Big Fish). And while they may be strangers to each other, they do have one thing in common. When they passed the buck, they never expected change.

My Thoughts:
Well this was a nice little surprise. I picked this up a while ago because it stars two of my favourite actors of all time, Steve Buscemi and William H. Macy (and also stars many more big names) and I'm a fan of films which follows many different characters whose lives intertwine in some form (this film focusing on the travels of a $20 bill between people). Very well worked and well scripted with above average performances, this isn't a bad way to spend ninety minutes. My favourite scenes were those with Buscemi and Christopher Lloyd working together as a pair of armed robbers and Linda Hunt's character opens and closes the film perfectly. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on August 30, 2011, 11:59:12 PM
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Waiting... (2005) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Always remember the first rule of eating out: Never mess with the people who handle your food!
Ryan Reynolds (Van Wilder), Anna Faris (The Scary Movie Trilogy) and Justin Long (Dodgeball) star as the young employees of Shenanigan's Restaurant and collectively stave off boredom and adulthood with their antics.
Whilst some comedies never quite cross the line, this one steps right over it as the band of mischievous waiters, waitresses and cooks how the guests just how extraordinary the service at this restaurant can be.

My Thoughts:
I recently watched the comedy Just Friends starring Anna Faris and Ryan Reynolds so decided to check this one out which focuses on the pair waiting on tables in a restaurant, the difficult customers in the restaurant and the crazy mix of staff. The strongest cast member here for me was Luis Guzman as a chef. Always funny with his scenes. In fact, most of the cast fit their roles very well apart from Andy Milonakis and Max Kasch as Nick and T-Dog whom I cringed at everytime they were on screen. The comedic parts were funny, and I enjoyed the different array of characters bar the aforementioned Nick and T-Dog and I think I have to ultimately give this film a recommendation. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 09, 2011, 08:32:55 PM
Apologies to RossRoy as about to post several reviews in a one go as catch up!
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 09, 2011, 08:33:52 PM
Vampire Boys R2 UK

Gay interest horror movies now rightfully have a genre of their own and even have several award ceremonies dedicated to gay/lesbian/transgender horror such as the Gaylactic Spectrum Awards and The Queer Horror Awards. The real question is can a gay horror movie entertain a straight male like myself? Well it probably could with some sort of thought into the filmmaking process so it is unfair to use Vampire Boys as a true test, because it's a bad film, no matter what your sexuality.

The case synopsis reads:
A brood of hot and hungry vampires are in desperate need of ‘The One’: a young, fresh blooded victim that can be turned into an eternal mate that allows them to live forever. Tara, a sexy and seductive college student who is open to suggestion, offers herself up to the gang of vampires but Jasin, the dominant leader, has other ideas as Caleb, a fresh-faced and innocent stranger, enters the scene. Jasin is everything Caleb has dreamt of and both males feel an instant and uncontrollable connection, a connection that threatens to tear the vampire brood apart. Jasin has to decide which one is ‘The One’ as he asks: Who would you die for to live forever?

The cast here all seem to have been picked more for their bulging six packs rather than their acting talents. Nobody in the cast gives a particularly convincing performance and at times, the acting talent on display is downright laughable. Despite the acting being poor, it is still average for the budget range of the genre but that's no excuse really. The dialogue really doesn't help their case either with poor structuring of the barely there plot used to just link kissing and sex scenes together. The script also failed with poor character development.

Considering this is a vampire film, the serious lack of special effects was a real shame. The fake blood they did use looked good but they could've been far more inventive with the horror aspects of the movie and put more time and consideration into making it more convincing as a genre movie, instead opting to concentrate on the 'erotic' segments.

Music featured within the film was soft rock and did suit the scenes well. Of particular note was the title track which through the opening credits. Some more atmospheric orchestral music would have been good at times but I suppose what we have is more fitting in tone to the direction the movie went in.

It's hard to find anything to like in this film, but some of the direction and the way some scenes are shot are OK I suppose. Overall, unless you're a massive (and I mean massive) genre fan, probably best to give this one a miss.



Full review:
http://www.dvdcompare.net/review.php?rid=2554
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 09, 2011, 08:34:52 PM
Kingdom of Gladiators R2 UK

Back in 2000, Russell Crowe starred in the Ridley Scott epic Gladiator which was greeted with huge acclaim from critics and moviegoers alike. Over the next few years, Hollywood made a few movies based upon Gladiator's including a remake of Clash of the Titans and Zack Snyder's very stylish 300, based on the comic book. The boxoffice success of Gladiator also helped bring series such as Rome and Spartacus: Blood and Sand to the small screen and of course, many copycat low budget films, hoping to cash-in on the Gladiator genre. Kingdom of Gladiators is one of these low budget independent features and is Italian director Stefano Milla's second feature film after Claang the Game, another Gladiator movie.

The synopsis from the press release is as follows:
In an ancient world where magic is common and mighty warriors roam, a King faced by merciless opponents enters into a pact with a demon to ensure his victory at all costs. After ruling for many years, the mysterious demon reappears to the King at a Royal Tournament and claims his settlement – the lives of the court’s descendants and eventually the destruction of mankind. Three powerful gladiators are chosen from the competitors to hunt down the demon, break his spell and protect the realm. But as the forces of darkness prepare to rise, can the gladiators overcome their differences and undertake an incredible adventure that may end in the ultimate sacrifice? The warriors are ready, let the final battle commence.

Now let's get one thing out the way fast... This is not a particularly good film. The acting is regrettably poor, with such a mish-mash of accents throughout characters that are supposedly from the same place. The development of the characters are rather non-existant and one of the more interesting characters, Teela (Annie Social), has unfortunately been over-sexualised when she could have been used in a more powerful way. The fight choreography is abysmal and made me laugh throughout, reminding me of play fights you see five year old children have. In fact, the fight choreography is where the bulk of the budget SHOULD have gone, as there are plenty of fight scenes.

The script is another sour point. As I said in the previous paragraph, character development is non-existant but that doesn't mean all the dialogue had to be so hammy. Was a script even written or was it completely filmed on the fly?

Now, despite the low budget nature of the movie, there were a couple of nice little surprises included that took me completely unawares. First off, is the scenery footage. Very well shot, the scenery is absolutely stunning and feels as though it has come from some sort of documentary. Secondly, the orchestral score is surprisingly good and suits the majority of the scenes very well indeed. Unfortunately, it isn't made clear who was responsible for the score and imdb doesn't throw anything up, but the composer should be happy that he is essentially the highlight of an otherwise unprofessional feeling movie.

Is it worthy watching? Not at all, but I do think there is fun to be had on a lads night in with a few beers just to laugh at how bad some elements really are. In fact, you'll probably start drunkenly recreating the fight scenes yourselves (and doing a far better job).


Full review: http://www.dvdcompare.net/review.php?rid=2553
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 09, 2011, 08:35:52 PM
Sawako Decides R2 UK

Director Yuya Ishii received the 19th PFF PIA Film Scholarship Award for Sawako Decides which went on to win several awards including best feature and best actress awards at the Fantasia Film Festival.

The synopsis from the press release states:
Sawako has lived in Tokyo for five years, is working her fifth office job, and is dating her fifth boyfriend who is also her boss at the office. Her life with Kenichi, her boyfriend, and his daughter from a previous marriage, Kayoko, feels like a compromise she endures each day feeling distressed about her career and love life. One day, she receives word that her father, Tadao, who runs a freshwater clam processing business, has fallen ill. There is a reason why Sawako would rather not go back home so easily, but she reluctantly decides to return at Kenichi's insistence. Kenichi, however, who had actually quit his job shortly b efore Sawako, uses the opportunity to move with Sawako to her hometown with his daughter in tow. Thus Sawako's ordeal continues as she takes over her father's business and begins to work there, slowly taking charge of the situation and forming a new life for herself.

Sawako Decides is an interesting film with the basic message that when things are not going in life as you planned them, it's good to strive to be average (or "lower-middle" as Sawako puts it) and sometimes you just have to tough the bad times out. Lead actress Mitsushima Hikari plays Sawako with brilliance, going through a whole range of characteristic emotions from defiance to lethargy, love and hate whilst maintaining a darkly comic undertone and quirkiness to the whole affair. A fantastic actress and I would certainly like to see more from her in the future (and maybe I'll finally get around to watching my copy of Love Exposure). Unfortunately, the biggest downpoint to Sawako Decides is the supporting cast who are not of the same caliber as Mitsushima. I disliked Kenichi as a character which, IMO, I was supposed to, but I also disliked the way the character was portrayed by Masashi Endo.

The script was enjoyable and was written by director Yuya Ishii. It was tight, if slightly formulaic, but it did very well at developing the characters at the right moments and made good use of flashbacks to show certain moments in Sawako's life without overusing them. I'm not sure how accurate the subtitles are to the actual dialogue but they certainly seemed to show the right intention so I imagine they are very close.

Sawako Decides is definately a film people should check out, especially fans of the less 'energetic'side of quirky Japanese cinema. Whilst it isn't for everybody, the strength of the main character and the lead actress can't stop me from recommending it.


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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 09, 2011, 08:37:03 PM
Quirky Guys and Gals R2 UK

Quirky Guys and Gals is an anthology of four short films with a very interesting objective. Using relatively experienced directors and cast members, Quirky Guys and Gals is a project in which student producers (over 25 of them!) are given the chance to experience the realities of cinema production by New Cinema Workshop. The four films couldn't be anymore different from one another and each one has a different tone and different level of quirkiness to them.

The synopsis from Third Window reads:
Approaching the surrealism of its predecessor, Quirky Guys and Gals (Sabi Otoko, Sabi Onna) ties together four stories of people searching for a spark in their lives. Yosuke Fujita (Fine, Totally Fine) leads off with “Cheer Girls,” an entertaining tale of a woman (Nanami Sakuraba) whose passion is to lead cheers—though not for sports teams. Rather, she finds common people and creates anthems to encourage them in everyday life. Tomoko Matsunashi’s “Boy? Meets Girl,” is a Tootsie remake in a high-school setting. Mipo O’s “Claim Night” sees the 30-something Mayuko (Tomochika) return home to find the electricity in her apartment turned off, yet when she finally gets a repairman to come over, their over-the-top confrontation gives rise to a wildly comedic situation. Lastly, Gen Sekiguchi (Survive Style 5+) offers up “The House Full of ‘Abandoned’ Businessmen” a quaint tale of a housewife who collects out-of-work salarymen to try and give them a fresh start.

This is a great concept and a great opportunity for budding producers and a testament to New Cinema Workshop to be able to get some known directors and cast members to take part and help guide the segments of the anthology. The acting is reasonably good throughout and the style of acting, whilst different in each segment, suits each segment and character with different levels of quirkiness although sometimes it feels overplayed despite the sort of stories they are. Of particular note however is Kyoko Koizumi in the story "The House Full of ‘Abandoned’ Businessmen".

The scripts are where the film ultimately suffers. Whilst original, they come across as rather lazy and it often feels as though a lot of the film was filmed on the fly and overly-improvised. The first section (Cheer Girls), is in my opinion, by far the best. Totally random and bizarre on all levels it made me laugh watching three over the top high school cheerleaders cheering on people doing regular things such as a young boy tying his shoelace and a waiter struggling to open a jar. In this section, the overplaying of the characters is a requirement rather than a fault.

Overall, this is a solid selection of shorts for an anthology. Despite the obvious low budget constraints and mediocre dialogue, the segments are enjoyable and worthy of your time.


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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 09, 2011, 08:38:05 PM
Death Bell R2 UK

About ten years, somebody gave me a tin copy of Tartan's Battle Royale DVD for my birthday. At that point, I was still in my teens and hadn't really discovered non-English cinema yet but Battle Royale absolutely blew me away and as the years passed I became a huge fan of Tartan's "Asia Extreme" range, especially for the horror content like A Tale of Two Sisters and The Ring. Unfortunately, Tartan left the market for a couple of years and recently came back as Palisades Tartan, but outside of their fantastic 8-disc Vengeance Trilogy R1 set, their releases have been lacking the previous oomph opening the market for another company to jump in. Terracotta are an independent company and have released quite a few Asian films to the UK market and become well known for their Far East Festival but they have now started a new range for which Death Bell is the premiere release - Terrorcotta. Is the first release in this new range good enough to take the reigns...?

The synopsis from Terracotta reads:
Students at an elite high school, preparing for mid-term exams, are held captive and forced into a series of sadistic games. The students find themselves plunged into a deadly test where they are picked off one by one and held in impenetrable traps where they must rely on the amazing intellects of their classmates to be released, every time a question is answered incorrectly, a classmate meets their torturous, grizzly death. When it emerges that the students are being picked off according to a pattern, pupil Kang Yi-na understands exactly how much time she has to stay alive and figure out the mysteries of who is imprisoning them and what is the ghostly presence that stalks the school and seems to bind them all together, before the Death Bell rings for her. Starring controversial, K-Pop sensation Nam Gyu-ri as Kang Ni-ya and Kim Beom ('Boys Before Flowers').

Despite it's stylish and lush technique, Death Bell is unfortunately the defination of average. Trying it's best to utilise the best parts of other horror films such as the 'games' of Saw, the gory and original death sequences of Final Destination, the classmates environment of Battle Royale and the 'ghost girl' of every other Asian horror since the turn of the century we get a mish mash of horror that quite simply isn't as good as the films it is trying to recreate. Also average is the cast with no performances particularly standing out as great but also none standing out as being poor. Dialogue is pretty standard for the genre and the structure of the plot follows a rather formulaic route with nothing to shout home about.

The music used throughout the film wouldn't have been my first choice but the end choices are acceptable and did add to the atmosphere and overall feel. The way the film was edited was a bit "MTV" style at times but there were some nice tracking shots and some interesting angles adding to the fear in particular scenes.

The one thing that does stand out for me in the film was that although it wasn't a big budget horror, it still managed to include some very good special effects and geniune terror through these effects. The whole wax candles scene certainly made me squirm the twist at the end was better than I had expected when it came to the closing act. For this reason, I am awarding a C+ rather than a flat average C for Death Bell.

There is also a second movie and Death Bell was good enough to make me want to check it out although I doubt I will go out of my way to track it down.


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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 09, 2011, 08:39:06 PM
Just Do It: A Tale of Modern Day Outlaws R2 UK

I suppose I'm your average guy when it comes to thoughts on climate change. I know it's a problem, and I know I should do my bit... I kind of do by way of recycling or walking down to the shop a few streets away instead of jumping in the car but I know I can and should do more. I still refuse to pay for a 'bag for life' at the supermarket when I know I'll never remember to take it with me and plastic bags are right there at the till for free, and I still refuse to buy a car that has a small engine, as I like to have the oomph to overtake on my frequent long journeys. I should probably take public transport more but it's unreliable and often unsuitable for my needs, let alone the fact that buses and trains are generally full of smelly drunk undesirables. But there is that element out there that go too far in their actions, protesting in a manner that causes criminal damage, disrupts the days of hard working folks and wastes police resources when the old bill could be off doing better things. These are the people portrayed in Just Do It: A Tale of Modern-day Outlaws.

The synopsis from Dogwoof reads:
For one eventful year director Emily James was allowed unprecedented access to film the secretive world of environmental direct action. The world of eco-activism has rarely been seen on film due to its underground nature, but this inspiring feature documentary reveals the determination and risk of some of its larger than life campaigners. Emily James spent more than a year embedded in activist groups such as Climate Camp, Plane Stupid, and Climate Rush to document their clandestine activities. She joins them as they climb over fences, wade through mud, blockade factories, attack coal power stations and glue themselves to the trading floors of international banks despite the very real threat of arrest. Just Do It lifts the lid on climate activism and the daring rebel rousers who have crossed the line to stand up for what they believe in.

Unfortunately, these 'activists' annoyed me all the way through the documentary. Whilst I agree with a lot of what they have to say, there is a way to go about it by organising peaceful protests, not by glueing yourself to the door of a bank or government building, disrupting everybody else (and no doubt annoying them into going against your cause) in the process. Why cut down fences of sites to gain access and cause disruption? Yes, climate change is bad, but so is criminal damage and use of police resources to a point where it is obviously of significant cost to the taxpayer. Let's not forget either that a lot of the young people involved come across as obviously being from privileged backgrounds. How can you campaign against capitalism when it has possibly played a hand in your parents wealth and in paying for your own private education?

The documentary also misses several important directions. Whilst they are quick to tell us the police are violent harbingers of doom, the police don't actually get their own say and no interview with any police officer is included apart from general correspondance at protests. It's an extremely one-sided look at what is one of the most important issues in the world today and by being biased, the feature loses every chance at being a serious documentary. They list the problems facing the world today yet fail to give any serious examples of what can be done to help responsibly solve the issues without going to the extreme.

Despite the bias and how much these people annoyed me, I can't help but wonder why I was glued to the screen. The insight into how committed some of these folks are to the 'cause', and the (wrongful IMO) extent to which they will go to prove a point is of interest. It's also interesting to see the set-up of camps which all include training sessions and how they prepare for arrest by writing the mobile numbers of their legal 'experts' on their arms in case the police take their personal belongings at the station. Just Do It contains a lot of insightful footage making it a worthwhile and recommended viewing, I just wish it wasn't such a one-sided affair.


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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 09, 2011, 08:40:00 PM
The Devil's Kiss R0 UK

Arrow Films have somewhat re-established themselves recently, becoming one of the more interesting independent distributors the United Kingdom has to offer. Although they have released a lot of their recent output previously, they are now making a big(ger) name for themselves with the overall packages. Lesser-known gems of horror, some established giallos and even some good old fashioned action have all been faithfully brought to DVD and Blu-ray with a few things fans just love... booklets... a choice of up to five cover artworks from Arrow's own to original poster art... well thought out extras... it's not often titles that aren't big studio titles are given so much love. Sure, picture quality is sometimes harder to work on due to the nature of the titles, but Arrow really should be commended for bringing these titles to market. Recently, they started a low budget range called ArrowDrome, a range from which "The Devil's Kiss" comes from.

The synopsis from Arrow reads:
Claire Grandier (Silvia Solar) is a medium with one thing on her mind... blood drenched vengeance. She’s a psychic black widow who’ll stop at nothing to destroy the Duke De Haussement (Jose Nieto), the man she holds responsible for her husband’s untimely death. After charming her way into the creepy basement of the Duke’s crumbling castle on the promise of revealing occult secrets, she sets to work with a sick professor and a twisted dwarf, creating a demon-possessed Frankenstein zombie who’s programmed to kill in this demented and mixed up Spanish classic from director Jordi Gigo (Porno Girls). Outrageous 1970s fashion and bizarre devilry collide with every cliché in the gothic horror manual for a wild ride into sleazy retro Euro-terror.

Unfortunately, no matter how much a company tries, you can't make a bad film good, and "The Devil's Kiss" is a bad film. Directed by Spanish 'erotic' director Jordi Gigó (best known for "Porno Girls"), the film is lacking that spark that makes eurosleaze so fun. It manages to lead up to nudity/sex/horror but forgets to actually add enough of either element and that is the feature's major downfall. How can you make a film that includes a dwarf, murder, a Frankenstein-type monster, a funky soundtrack and a psychic widow into something so boring and poorly paced? Who knows, but Gigó has certainly managed to do it.

Even at the start, there is a bizarre fashion show scene taking place in a gothic mansion that feels horribly misplaced and takes away the possibility of a reasonable start to the film and gives the wrong impression of what we are in for. Did Gigó film this scene purely so he could cameo?

Despite the poor pacing, dodgy script and pointless opening scene there are a couple of things that fans of eurohorror/sleaze will enjoy. Most importantly there are a few appearances from some great genre actors including Cannibal Terror's Silvia Solor and Oliver Mathot, The Living Dead at the Manchester Morgue's Jose Ruiz Lifante and Curse of the Devil's Maria Silva. I also enjoyed the music score consisting of a good mix of upbeat tunes to the more tension stirring and atmospheric terror tones.

It's a shame I can't get past the lack of ambition and poor structuring as I really want to like this film but it just fails to spark. I'm sure the only people who will enjoy this are those who have already seen it or those with a massive interest in any of the particular stars.


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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 09, 2011, 08:41:00 PM
Spooky Buddies R2 UK

Disney are well known for their direct to video output these days as they are for their cinematic offerings, mainly thanks to the appeal of DVD/Blu-ray compared to VHS and parents buying the Disney 'tag' as a surefire way of getting a bit of peace and quiet when their kids are doing their nut in. The 'Buddies' series of films have become some of the most well known of Disney's DTV output and "Spooky Buddies" is the twelfth of the series in 14 years following "Air Bud", "Air Bud: Golden Receiver", "Air Bud: World Pup", "Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch", "Air Bud: Spikes Back", "Air Buddies", "Snow Buddies", "Space Buddies", "Santa Buddies", "Treasure Buddies" and "The Search for Santa Paws". So are these just invariable cash-ins on the Disney name, or are these worthwhile features that are fun for both parents and children alike?

The synopsis for "Spooky Buddies" from Disney reads:
The quintet of irresistable talking puppies, Disney's lovable "Buddies" are back for a ghoulish good time in a fantastic all-new Halloween-themed adventure, "Spooky Buddies". Overflowing with trick-or-treat action, the 'Buddies' films are favourites of family and kids of all ages. "Spooky Buddies" continues the overwhelmingly popular franchise that features the adorable talking puppies, with action, laughs and fast-paced adventure. In this latest movie c aper, the lovable canine clan find themselves in a mysterious mansion, with no less than the fate of the world hanging in the balance as they must stop a dastardly warlock from his plans for world destruction.

So where to start? Well, the storyline isn't particularly great with a script that feels as though it has been used for many Disney Channel Halloween episodes and just changed slightly. The dialogue can be rather annoying, with kids using gangster ("Yo dawgs, check dis") talk despite being of an obvious good background, living in a typical 'Disney' middle-class neighbourhood and being good friends with the local cop. Such good friends in fact, that one thing the cop did really annoyed me, kids film or not. He gave Billy (Skylar Gisondo, "Halloween" remake) a scepter from the crime files saying it was OK to give him evidence from a cold case?!? Of course, the scepter is integral to the story so I guess it can be forgiven.

The casting of the kids is reasonably good and although none of them are great, they all put in adequate performances and will probably cruise through their lives in TV movies for Hallmark or the like. Unfortunately, the voice casting felt rather poor. Sometimes off-kelter and out-of-place, the biggest offender was G. Hannelius, the voice of Rosebud. The casting of the adults was just as bad, especially Harland Williams who was horribly miscast as baddie Warlock Warwick. Rance Howard as the graveyard guy and owner of cursed dog Pip was probably the best actor on show and even he seemed to just phone-in his performance.

On to the best bit of the feature, the special effects. Whilst the mouth movements of the buddies sometimes looked poor, the rest of the special effects were generally quite good. The ghost version of 'Pip' was of particular note looking of similar quality to the ghosts from 1994 film "Casper" (which still holds up well today). There was also a nice special effect to do with a dog farting, which, admittedly, made me laugh and rewatch that segment. Some of the effects though are probably a little to scary for the youngest of kids, such as the Howloween Hound, and although children will undoubtedly love this outing of the 'Buddies', adults won't, so you'll want to make sure your kids can handle the mildly scary parts or you might end up having to watch this with them.


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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 09, 2011, 08:41:52 PM
Deep Winter R2 UK

Picture the scene... there you are atop a mountain, surrounded by the sheer whiteness of the soft powdery snow, freezing your bollocks off, ready to go down a steep descent on a couple of planks of wood, covered in carbon fibre, avoiding rocks, avalanches, trees and other enthusiasts as you go. You realise you're a complete rookie, fall down a crevice and die. Lonely and cold. OK, so maybe that's not necessarily how winter sports are but those are just a few reasons why it's not my type of thing, instead preferring the relative safety of rugby or football. Hell, I did actually try snowboarding once up near Fort William. It sucked. I sucked. I was just cold and sore the entire trip. Yet, when I watch shows such as the Winter X-Games on the Extreme Sports Channel (Sky 419) I am consistently amazed by the skill some these guys have and I can sit and watch others taking part all day long... which brings us to Deep Winter, a skiing movie set in Alaska.

The synopsis from Chelsea Films reads:
Renegade downhill skier Tyler Crowe (Lively) and his best friend since childhood snowboarder Mark Rider (Lutz) may adopt different methods of descent but they’re both addicted to the rush of living on the edge and making a perfect run in seemingly impossible conditions. Reunited for the first time in years following Tyler’s recent undignified departure from his ski team, the pair set their sights on making history by conquering a legendarily unrideable mountain known as “The Meteorite” and catching it all on film for extreme sports video producer Stephen Weaks (Goss). On hand to assist them is helicopter pilot and veteran mountain guide Dean (Madsen), whose former partner was killed making his own attempt to descend the notorious peak. As the day of reckoning approaches, tensions arise and the friends’ plans are jeopardized when Mark learns that Tyler has started dating his younger sister, Elisa (List), behind his back and the ensuing argument results in Tyler leaving the project. Then, out of the blue, tragedy strikes…

The casting for Deep Winter is quite good for the genre, with seasoned professionals such as Robert Carradine and Michael Madsen putting in very good performances in their roles and helping pick up the slight slack from the two main stars, Eric Lively (TV's The L Word) and Kellan Lutz (Twilight). Don't get me wrong, Lively and Lutz are both reasonably good, but whenever their characters are on screen with Carradine's Coach Dando or Madsen's helicopter pilot Dean, they seem to give off a better screen presence than when it is just the pair of them. Luke Goss and Peyton List also put in good turns as director/financier of the skiing film Stephen and Lutz's sister Elisa.

The story itself is a by-the-numbers affair following the expected formulaic route of overcoming the fear of what the deceased friend has died from in order to get closure. There isn't much in the way of character development, but there is enough to show the differences between Tyler and Mark (Lively and Lutz respectively). The character of Elisa is a good addition for the additional aspects it adds to said friendship and thankfully, the character is not overused. The script is mediocre and although none of the dialogue is particularly bad, it's still instantly forgettable and throwaway.

The best thing about "Deep Winter" is without a doubt the skiing footage. I don't know if director Mikey Hilb (Dish Dogz) filmed these himself or if a lot of it is stock footage of some sort but the action sequences, especially those using the helmet cam, are fantastic to watch and seem akin to those you would find in specialist skiing videos. The locations are also lush and some of the panning shots across the very scenic mountains are extremely well done. Unfortunately, the formulaic and average nature of the rest of the movie means this is almost forgotten.


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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 09, 2011, 08:42:52 PM
Again, apologies to RossRoy. Cheeky of me to post 9 reviews at once, but not posted any for 6 weeks and had to play catch up!
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Post by: RossRoy on October 10, 2011, 02:30:11 AM
No need to apologise .. I actually appreciated that you warned me! Because chances are I would've missed a few ;)
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 10, 2011, 03:09:55 AM
The Poet (2003) R2 UK

Director of "The Poet", Paul Hills, first started his career as a producer with an adaptation of Danny Cannon's "Play Dead" for the National Film and Television School. It was a huge success, screening to more than three million viewers on Channel 4, a record at the time for a student film. He later made his directing debut with "Frontline" on a meagre budget of just £12,000 and followed it up with autobiographical "Boston Kickout" which Academy Award winning director Danny Boyle called one of the best British films he had ever seen. After that, he went into commercial and one awards for his Umbro advert "Great Escape". In 2003, he would undertake his most galling task yet, "The Poet", with a five million euro budget and a relatively well-known cast.

The synopsis from Bluebell Films reads:
Rick (Andrew Lee Potts – Primeval), a promising young artist, inadvertently enters an active crime scene and is gunned down in central Vienna by hired assassin, Andrei Loesin (Dougray Scott – Mission Impossible II). When Andrei visits the opening of a show of the dead artist he becomes fascinated with his life and starts a relationship with Rick’s sister, Paula (Laura Elena Harring – Mulholland Drive). Detective Inspector Vashon (Jurgen Prochnow – Das Boot) investigates the murder. Can Andrei free himself from the relationship before Vashon catches him or will Andrei confess his crime to Paula? The Poet is a lyrical tragedy set in France, Austria and Germany, poetically directed by Paul Hills (Boston Kickout, Do Elephants Play).

Unfortunately, "The Poet" is a poorly written, contrived, badly acted mess of a film. One of the biggest problems is the cast. Despite well-known names such as Laura Elena Harring, Dougray Scott, Jürgen Prochnow and Andrew Lee Potts, there are no stand-out performances (though at least Prochnow is passable). Dougray Scott is particularly poor mainly due to the hilariously bad Russian accent and for me, that is a disappointment as Scott is an actor you can usually depend on to put in a solid appearance. Laura Elena Harring phones her lines in and looks as though she can't wait to leave and was obviously only there for a paycheque, especially having been on a good run with Mulholland Drive, John Q and Willard.

Another huge problem is the complete lack of direction. It actually starts promising enough and looks as though it is going to be an entertaining thriller or at least suspenseful enough to keep you watching. Unfortunately, it seems to also want to be a romance and a drama at the same time but moves from genre-to-genre in such a blasé nonchalant fashion it loses what little appeal it picks up in the intriguing opening ten minutes. The script is also lacking in all aspects. It's not very tight and the dialogue could've been written by a fifteen year old work experience kid on demand for the director.

Somehow, this was fairly successful in Germany and Austria but perhaps the was more to do with the presence of Prochnow and the setting of Vienna (which does make way for some nice looking location shots). In the end, this isn't good enough to be a TV movie-of-the-week for some obscure Sky channel. It's not the worst film ever made though, and there are many nice shots by Hills throughout with nice little touches and good use of lighting. It also has a very eighties gritty feel to it at times, but the story just fails to materialise.



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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 10, 2011, 04:25:14 PM
Devil's Gate (2003) R2 UK

Back in 2001, I went to the cinema to see what I thought was going to be a relatively serious jousting movie called "A Knight's Tale", a movie which turned out to be a comedic take on the genre and a movie I have come to love. One of the better performances in the movie was a Scottish lass called Laura Fraser, who played Kate, a metalworker who had designed a new type of thin armour (hilariously with a Nike insignia). I then noticed her in Vanilla Sky and became more and more impressed with Fraser as an actress. Unfortunately, all was quiet after that and she went on to mainly star in TV-shows and I kind of forgot about her. That was, until last year when I finally saw "The Flying Scotsman", a great Scottish film about the life of cyclist Graeme Obree in which she put in a sterling performance as Graeme's wife, Anne. It is with this in mind, I went into another of her Scottish films, Devil's Gate.

The synopsis from Bluebell Films reads:
Rachael (Laura Fraser - A Knight's Tale, 16 Years of Alcohol) is called by ex-boyfriend Rafe (Callum Blue - Dead Like Me) who persuades her to return to the small foreboding island in the Shetland isles that she ran away from some 5 years previous. The pretense is that her father Jake (Tom Bell - The Krays, Wish You Were Here) is dying. Matt (Luke Aikman - Freight), a city boy, island hopping to take in the festival of fire, hears that she has been tricked. A love triangle forms, with Rachael, the least interested and keen to leave. Can Matt ensure her safety? Nothing is what it seems in this thriller, and no one will be the same again as the truth begins to surface in very dangerous circumstances. Stark but brilliant direction by Stuart St. Paul (Scarlet Tunic, Freight) makes this film a joy to behold.

As soon as the film started, the presence of not just Fraser, but also Bell, Blue and Aikman were immediately felt. The performances from these fine British actors becomes by far the high point for this otherwise average thriller. They all suit their roles perfectly and the way they play their sometimes underdeveloped characters certainly helps carry the film through the disappointing final act. One surprise for me was the small appearance by underrated television actress Lynda Bellingham as Marlene (most will know Bellingham as Irene from "The Bill").

Another thing I loved about "Devil's Gate" was the soundtrack. The instrumental parts of the score suited the bleak locations perfectly and helped build tension in all the right moments. Choices of songs, especially REM's "Everybody Hurts" were perfectly picked and played during the right parts for the best emotional effect. Whoever was in charge of picking the music, did a great job.

Unfortunately, despite the great cast and music, the film itself is a rather formulaic and mediocre affair. It starts very well in the build up and the character of Rachael is well developed, unlike Rafe and in particular Matt. One character present throughout the film, Roger Ashton-Griffifths' Eagle, is a complete waste of time and adds nothing at all to the story or to the general feel of the film... he's just an irrelevant character. Although the tension builds up nicely during the first two thirds, the final third is a complete letdown and the 'twist' was easy to spot a mile away and just didn't do anything for me.

Ignoring the slight letdowns in the story and the underdeveloped characters, "Devil's Gate" is still worth your time for the soundtrack and strong performances from both the principal and supporting cast.


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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 13, 2011, 06:58:15 PM
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Evil Things (2009) R2 UK

The found footage sub-genre of film started to become popular back in 1980 with the release of Deodato's "Cannibal Holocaust". Whilst the sub-genre trundled along, cinema fans were hit with one of the surprise releases of, not just the horror genre, but of cinema in general in 1999 with the low budget film "The Blair Witch Project" garnering both critical and consumer praise. Costing just $25,000 to make (and then as much as $750,000 in further marketing), "The Blair Witch Project" pulled in a massive $250million at the worldwide box office. With this amount of success from such a small outlay, many copycat films were then released. Whenever the genre looks like quietening down however, another huge success appears such as "Paranormal Activity" or "[REC]" (and it's remake "Quarantine"), throwing even more attempts to cash in into production. In 2009, first time writer/director Dominic Perez entered the found-footage gauntlet, resulting in "Evil Things".

The case synopsis states:
On January 9th 2009, 5 college students left New York City for a weekend in the country. 48 hours later, all 5 students simply vanished without a trace. There were no leads and no evidence... until now! It was Miriam's 21st birthday and as a gift her aunt lent out her beautiful country house for the weekend. Miriam invited college friends Cassy, Mark, Tanya and Leo to join her. Leo was an aspiring film maker and brought his video camera along to document their journey. What is captured on his videotape, and now this DVD, is not a celebration but a sinister and nightmarish descent into pure terror.

The film starts off reasonably well, and the FBI evidence screen instead of opening credits was a nice touch. The tension builds up nicely in the opening act as the college buddies drive to the cabin, coming across a mysterious van which at first overtakes them, then stops in front of them. When they pass the van, it overtakes them again. Over the coming scenes, they see the van everywhere they go, from the petrol station to a small town diner. Once they reach the cabin, things quickly become mediocre with poor dialogue and horrible pacing until the final act which sees a quick increase in tension and quality.

The cast are all first time feature length actors and actresses with some only having the occasional short to their names. The acting is of a passable quality and I do think that although some sections were overplayed, they all have possible b-movie careers ahead of them, in particular Laurel Casillo who managed to portray how scared she felt better than any of the others as Cassy. Often it feels as though a lot of what the cast are saying is unscripted to help feel as though we are watching a genuine videotape, but it could just be the signs of poorly scripted dialogue during the slow paced mid-section of the movie.

Even though it's Perez's debut as a director I feel he managed to get some very well shot pieces, especially with how hard it is to make a movie like this look authentic. I would like to see what he has to offer in the future. Unfortunately, Evil Things suffers too much from the slow second act making it a difficult film to recommend, despite a good lead-up and ending. Found footage fans will dig it, but everyone else should rent it first.


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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 13, 2011, 08:36:36 PM
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Powder (2010)

Acclaimed novelist Kevin Sampson has led an interesting and varied life. His first book, "Awaydays", is based on his following of Liverpool Football Club as he was growing up and in 2009 it was used as a basis for a movie of the same name in which a teen joins the firm of Tranmere Rovers following his mother's death. His second book, "Powder" is loosely based on his experiences as manager of nineties indie band, The Farm, who went on to have a huge hit with "All Together Now" and a number one album "Spartacus". Following the success of "Awaydays", "Powder" was used as another (extremely) loose basis for a movie, this time directed by professional editor Mark Elliott and starring Liam Boyle, Alfie Allen and Jo Sampson.

The synopsis from Soda Pictures reads:
Starring Liam Boyle, Alfie Allen & Ralf Little, POWDER captures all the energy and excitement of a band breaking through, following the story of Liverpool band The Grams on an unflinching journey through the machinations of the music industry. Made by the team behind Awaydays and filmed on location in Ibiza, London, Liverpool and live at the V Festival, Powder is an authentic rock 'n' roll story based on the best-selling novel by Kevin Sampson.

The problem with this independent British feature, is the lack of direction. It just doesn't know whether it wants to be a dark comedy or whether it wants to be a drama. Instead of trying to find a nice balance between the two, scenes are seperated on an either or basis so as the drama comes, a funny scene removes the impact and when we get a funny scene, a dramatic segment takes away the laughter. It's a shame, because as a dark comedy with hints of drama, this would've worked really well, and the one cast member (who I normally dislike) that manages to find the balance in his brief scenes is Ralf Little, although to no real effect due to the surrounding cast members.

Although the film plods along with no real sense of worth, you can't help but keep watching due to the music. Despite being a completely falsifyed band, the music played by "The Grams" is excellent. Written by and performed by Starsailor frontman James Walsh, he doesn't actually appear in the film, instead allowing Liam Boyle (who plays Keva) to take the lead role and lip synch any applicable scenes. The lip synching isn't bad but the difference between his actual voice and the singing voice is obvious, even to the less-observant viewer, which does take away slightly from the overall experience. The concert scenes are well filmed and they obviousy used the crowds and stages from a T4 concert (T4 is part of Channel 4's youth orientated content for which they hold regular free live events). Other concert footage has obviously been filmed at the world-renowned V Festival.

The characters themselves are a mixed bunch. Whilst cliched, there is a good mix mockney's, has-beens, hangers-on and wannabes. For the most part, the cast performances are OK, though nothing special, likely down to them being confused with how to play their characters (dramatic or funny?). The dialogue isn't poorly written, but it's not as much of a scathing view on the insides of the music industry as it's trying so hard to be. If you can look past the mixed up genres and the cliched characters, this is a film worth viewing if you like indie music for it's safe by-the-numbers script interspersed with great tracks if nothing else.


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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 13, 2011, 11:36:45 PM
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Tom's Midnight Garden (1999)

In 1958, Philippa Pearce's novel "Tom's Midnight Garden" was released to great acclaim, winning the the Carnegie Medal. In 2007, it was selected by Carnegie judges as one of the ten most important children's novels of the last seventy years and is currently read in many schools and looked upon as a modern British literary classic. The success of the book has resulted in several adaptations, including no less than three by the British Broadcasting Corporation (1968, 1974 and 1988) for television, a play adapted by David Wood in 2001 and this feature length movie in 1999. This 1999 adaptation was directed by Willard Carroll for Hyperion Pictures with much of the filming taking place in the Isle of Man.

The synopsis from Second Sight reads:
Tom’s Midnight Garden is the magical tale of a young boy who is transported to a mysterious world of times past. 14-year-old Tom is sent to stay with his Aunt and Uncle for the summer to avoid catching measles from his brother. One night, on hearing the grandfather clock strike 13, he sets off to explore and discovers the house has been transformed. He investigates further and opens the door to a magical, sunlit garden of a bygone age where he meets Hatty, a young orphan girl, and begins an incredible adventure. Based on Philippa Pearce’s timeless fantasy, Tom’s Midnight Garden stars Greta Scacchi, James Wilby and David Bradley who later starred as Argus Filch in the Harry Potter series.

So let's start with the bad... First of all, the script. Despite the source material, the screenplay by director Willard Carroll features some horribly clunky dialogue. Veteran cast members Greta Sacchi and James Wilby seem to get the worst of it as Aunt Gwen and Uncle Alan Kitson but they have the professionalism to just about carry it off. Unfortunately, the less experienced cast members have a harder time dealing with the dialogue. The second, and final bad thing about this production, is the truly horrible casting of Anthony Way as lead character Tom Long. A former choirboy, Anthony not only looks far too old for the role (he was seventeen during filming), but he also looks completely out of his depth, struggling to show the surprise and drama his character requires. Needless to say, this was his first, and last, role in film.

The good stuff starts with an underused actress who puts in her usual great performance, Joan Plowright. She plays Mrs. Bartholomew and does a fantastic job in doing so. The settings that were used for the film are perfect, especially the colourfulness of the garden and the contrast with the stately home. The special effects are reasonably good for a low budget production, particularly the scene where the furniture constantly disappears and re-appears in the house. Although the dialogue is clunky (as I said above), you can't completely ruin a classic tale when you try to stay faithful and the ending is extremely satisfying.

With a more experienced lead actor and more thought put into the scripting process, this could've been a classic. Because the lead is so poor, yet a vital part of the film, it's just an average, but solid and faithful adaptation that is just a tad disappointing in its end result.


Full review - http://www.dvdcompare.net/review.php?rid=2578
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 15, 2011, 12:24:23 PM
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Black Sheep (2006) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Terrified of sheep and dosed up on therapy, Henry Oldfield (Nathan Meister) returns to his family's farm to sell out to his older brother Angus (Peter Feeney), unaware that something baaaad is going on: Angus' reckless genetic engineering program. When a pair of environmental activists release a mutant lamb from Angus' laboratory onto the farm, thousands of cuddly sheep are turned into bloodthirsty predators. Along with farmhand Tucker (Tammy Davis) and greenie girl Experience (Danielle Mason), Henry finds himself stranded deep on the farm as his worst nightmare comes to life...

My Thoughts:
Is Black Sheep the first killer sheep movie? I don't know, but this little comedy horror from New Zealand is quite fun. Has the feel of early Peter Jackson to it, but isn't as clever, or as funny, as either Braindead or Bad Taste. There is some nice homage to similar movies tied into the dialogue and the cast are quite good, with special effects surprisingly good (though they were done by WETA). Overall though, it fails to get away from a formulaic structure which leaves it as a rather average comedy horror despite the fact it could've been a bit more inventive and original with the route the story follows. If you're a fan of horror, it's worth picking up cheap but there are superior films of a similar ilk out there (Slither anyone?). Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: Najemikon on October 15, 2011, 03:41:38 PM
Ah, I remember seeing this at the cinema! I agree with you. It had its moments (the flock charging over the hill, the dangers of natural methane, etc), but largely fell flat. And Slither is fantastic. :thumbup:
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 15, 2011, 03:47:49 PM
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Dark Vengeance (2011) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Elijah Kane (Steven Seagal) is no ordinary undercover cop. Elijah Kane is an urban warrior on a personal conquest to rid the streets of scum. With his team of fearless crime fighters, taking life-threatening risks is only part of the job. There’s a savage killer on the loose, preying on local strippers and using twisted techniques associated with the occult. As the bodies pile up and the city spirals into fear and paranoia, Kane is thrown into a deadly, demented criminal underworld of black magic and terror, but nothing can stand in the way of Elijah Kane when it comes to brutal justice and Dark Vengeance.

My Thoughts:
Steven Seagal's latest output is made up of the two part Dark Vengeance storyline from his television show, True Justice. Now most people have a love/hate relationship of Seagal but he has some very loyal fans, of which I am unashamedly one. Unfortunately, this doesn't have enough action to keep his fans entertained and the story itself is rather lacklustre and I had guessed the murderer from the outset with ease. Some of the supporting cast are a little better than the script suggests and it is a competant enough story to sit through, and the few and far between action scenes are enjoyable, but I can't bring myself to recommend this to anybody. Skip it. 2/5
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Post by: Jimmy on October 15, 2011, 03:55:01 PM
Is Black Sheep the first killer sheep movie?
Actually not...
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 15, 2011, 04:04:08 PM
Thanks Jimmy. Looks like something I would like to check out but not at the current import price and no UK release to rent via Lovefilm. I've added it to my Amazon wishlist so maybe one day I'll get to it.
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Post by: Jimmy on October 15, 2011, 04:38:36 PM
You can always get it as a download file from SWV (http://www.somethingweird.com/cart.php?target=product&product_id=37985&category_id=434). Of course, this isn't the dvd and you don't get all the extras but the price is lower.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 15, 2011, 08:54:04 PM
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Love & Other Drugs (2010) Region B - United Kingdom

Overview:
Maggie (Hathaway) is an alluring free spirit who won't let anyone--or anything--tie her down. But she meets her match in Jamie (Gyllenhaal), whose relentless and nearly infallible charm serve him well with the ladies and in the cutthroat world of pharmaceutical sales. Maggie and Jamie's evolving relationship takes them both by surprise, as they find themselves under the influence of the ultimate drug: love.

Thoughts:
I wasn't expecting much from this at all and viewed it based around a recommendation from a friend who never lets me down when it comes to good movies. This was a very nice suprise. I liked the characters who were perfectly cast, especially the underrated Oliver Platt (who was awesome in Please Give) as Bruce. The story, whilst obvious, moves along at a good pace and includes the perfect balance of comedy, romance and drama in all the right places. I was also surprised just how much Hathaway gets her boobs out, but of course, not in a bad way! Edward Zwick remains a capable, reliable director and I look forward to whatever his next project may be. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 16, 2011, 02:48:47 AM
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Just Go With It (2011) Region FREE - United Kingdom

Overview:
Danny (Adam Sandler) must engage Katherine (Jennifer Aniston), his faithful assistant, to pretend to be his soon to be ex-wife. Danny must pretend that he is married, because he lied to his dream girl, Palmer (Brooklyn Decker) the most gorgeous woman in the world. To keep the woman he loves, covering up one lie soon turns into many lies.

My Thoughts:
Jennifer Aniston is churning out rom-coms often and fast. When you watch them, you know what to expect and this was no different with Dugan's "Just Go With It". Although the ending can be seen a mile away, there is some fun to be had here and some very funny scenes, generally involving Michael (Griffin Gluck) or Eddie (Nick Swardson). I'm a big fan of Nicole Kidman generally, but I found her character generally unneeded here and annoyingly, poorly constructed. Aniston puts in a better performance than usual, but then the script is better than your average rom-com, and Brooklyn Decker held her own surprisingly well. I wish Sandler would do more films like "Punch Drunk Love" but this was a good role for him. Overall, this is recommended to fans of any of the cast (bar Kidman), or of rom-coms in general. Everyone else should rent it first. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 16, 2011, 04:59:29 PM
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Children of the Corn (1984) R0 United Kingdom

Overview:
Travelling through Nebraska, Burt (Peter Horton) and Vicky (Linda Hamilton) stop in a small town to report the death of a child on the highway. There, they discover something strange about the community: all the grownups are gone, and the children seem to belong to a strange cult. What's worse, it's a cult that sacrifices adults to the dreadful 'he who walks behind the rows'...

My Thoughts:
Children of the Corn is a movie that scared me senseless as a kid, in particular the character of Isaac played by John Franklin. As an out and out horror, there really isn't much in the way of blood and gore, but the way the kids are filmed, and how tense some of the moments feel when the adults (Linda Hamilton and Peter Horton) enter the town of Gatlin, puts this minor point at the back of your mind. My favourite scene is when Horton's Burt enters the church just as Amos is giving his blood as it is the first day of his nineteenth year, so must now die. If you're a fan of horror, and of the Stephen King story, this is recommended.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 16, 2011, 07:51:39 PM
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Children of the Corn II: Final Sacrifice (1992) R0 United Kingdom

Overview:
A young couple uncovered the horrors that lay hidden in the small community of Gatlin, Nebraska. Three years earlier, all the adults suffered a terrible fate at the hands of their own sons and daughters - victims of a bloody cult of human sacrifice. Now, the bodies have been discovered and the neighbouring townsfolk of Hemingford agree to shelter the traumatised children, unaware that they are opening their doors to an awesome force that will threaten their very existence!

My Thoughts:
Despite the low score at imdb (3.8 at time of writing), Children of the Corn II is a suprisingly good sequel. Although made eight years after the original, it takes place soon after the events of the first and instead of being a completely new 'storyline' as many horror sequels, it actually follows on nicely from the first. The first half moves a little slow at times, but the characters are fun and there are some interesting scenes (such as the man bleeding in the church) and there's a decent ending. Special effects can be dodgy but they are better than the first, and the only real thing this lacks compared to the first is the cast. The kids aren't as scary and the adults aren't as convincing as Hamilton/Horton. Still, this is a worthwhile sequel, if nothing great. Recommended if you enjoyed the first, otherwise a rental. 3/5
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Post by: Jimmy on October 16, 2011, 08:13:39 PM
The thing I've always find funny about this franchise is the fact they made so many films (7, I think :shrug:) based on a short story.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 16, 2011, 08:33:06 PM
The 8th has just been released:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1745672/

Currently I own 1-5 (seen 1-3 before).
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 17, 2011, 02:03:26 AM
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Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest (1995) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
An edge-of-your-seat thriller packed with suspense and terror -- you can't miss CHILDREN OF THE CORN III: URBAN HARVEST -- third in the wildly popular CHILDREN OF THE CORN series! Soon after a childless couple adopts a pair of orphaned brothers, it becomes alarmingly clear the boys are much more than they seem! With the immense power to hypnotize schoolmates into mindless followers and destroy any adult opposition, the younger boy continues the frightening campaign of terror that began in CHILDREN OF THE CORN! But there is one person -- his brave older brother -- who can possibly stop the relentless destruction, setting up an awesome final showdown between the powers of good and evil!

My Thoughts:
Credit where credit is due, James Hickox had to take a different route for the third movie in the series (and his directorial debut) to avoid CotC going stale and he almost managed it. Moving the settings from the country cornfields to the city garden of foster parents of kids from Gatlin, and having the obvious stereotypical inner city students in the school of the adopted country kids introduced a good change of pace compared to the previous films but it was always going to be a hard sell. Unfortunately, it completely loses it in the final act by being a bit OTT compared to the general tense nature of the CotC films but outside of that, it's an interesting entry in the series and has more gore than the previous films. Rent it. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 17, 2011, 11:00:11 PM
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Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering (1996) R1 USA

Overview:
Nothing can prepare you for the onslaught of spine-tingling thrills unleashed in Children Of The Corn IV: The Gathering – a chilling chapter in the wildly popular Children Of The Corn series! The horror returns when the children of a small midwestern town are haunted by an unspeakable evil that lurks somewhere out behind the corn fields. A bright young medical student must solve the frightening mystery that plagues the children... before a sinister stranger can claim their souls for his own! It's a pulse-pounding race against time and terror that will leave even the most die-hard suspense fans on the edge of their seats!

My Thoughts:
Children of the Corn IV is another surprisingly worthy entry into the series. Taking the route of kids getting a fever in a small town, there are some good death scenes and special effects and the acting ability of the kids in this one is better than the third movie. Naomi Watts and Karen Black add a little star quality and Watts shines throughout compared to the rest of the cast showing why she has become an A-lister. OK, it's not an award-winning performance, but still great. I suppose I can recommend this one to any fans of the series even if the 'corn' plays a lesser role in comparison. Better than 2 and 3, but not as good as the first. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 18, 2011, 01:01:18 AM
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Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror (1998) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Prepare for edge-of-your-seat thrills with one of the most chilling chapters in the popular series based on "Children Of The Corn" by Master of Horror, Stephen King. Six college students take a wrong turn and find themselves lost in a strangely deserted rural town...only to discover that this deceptively quiet place hides a murderous cult of children controlled by evil forces. Yet even as bodies begin cropping up all around them, the young friends decide to stay and rescue the children...or die trying. Don't miss CHILDREN OF THE CORN 5: FIELDS OF TERROR - the shockingly entertaining sequel that delivers nonstop, big-scream fun!

My Thoughts:
In the late nineties the teen slasher was starting to get popular again, mainly on the back of the success of Craven's Scream. So what else for the Children of the Corn series than to have some college kids crash their car and get chased by local murderous kids? There were a few cast surprises here, including Eva Mendes in her first feature, Fred Williamson as the Sheriff, David Carradine as the cult leader and Kane Hodder as the barman. Generally, the acting is quite bad, the story is obvious and the effects average but again, this isn't as bad as the imdb score of 3.7 perceives it to be (over 30% of people vote this 1/10 but that's just poor voting as I can easily name a hundred worse horrors). If you're a fan of horror, you'll find enough to like here and it's worth purchasing cheap. 2.5/5
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Post by: Jimmy on October 18, 2011, 11:04:50 AM
Imdb rating aren't reliable anyway, anyone can vote and no way to verify if someone really watched the film (kind of like the DVDP contribution). Check the bottom 100 for the fun of it, sure some are pretty awfull but most of them are relatively new movie and how in hell that many people have seen a german movie who was released nowhere else... Maybe the voters are all German but I strongly doubt it as a german version of imdb exist...
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 18, 2011, 12:57:30 PM
Maybe the voters are all German but I strongly doubt it as a german version of imdb exist...

They aggregate all their sites for the voting AFAIK, but totally agree that imdb is not a good guideline, especially if you enjoy low budget action/horror.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 19, 2011, 12:42:42 AM
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Furnace (2007) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
With an all-star cast, including Tom Sizemore (Black Hawk Down, Saving Private Ryan, Heat), Ja Rule (Assault on Precinct 13, The Fast and the Furious) and Danny Trejo (Halloween, The Devil's Rejects), Furnace goes deep inside the walls of a maximum-security prison.
When a number of brutal and suspicious deaths occur in and around the prison, detective Michael Turner (Michael Paré - The Virgin Suicides) is brought in to investigate.
But what begins as just another suicide investigation quickly unfolds into a furious and frightening struggle to uncover the unexplainable, while escaping death at the hands of a vengeful spirit unleashed within the prison walls.

My Thoughts:
William Butler has acted in Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3, Friday the 13th 7, Ghoulies 2, Buried Alive and Watchers 3 and written the Gingerdead Man movies so you would think he could write/direct a reasonably competant horror movie set in a prison, right? Well, no. The story is basically of a young girl killed in a furnace (being rebuilt for a prison extension) in the fifties whose ghost comes and kills off prisoners one by one. Michael Pare and Tom Sizemore phone their efforts in and Ja Rule is rubbish, but at least Danny Trejo is reliable enough. The story is poorly paced, too slow at the start and too frenetic at the end, and the dialogue not great. Some of the death scenes are OK, and special effects are reasonable (the amputated fingers moving in the blood looked great) and a number of the actual shots Butler makes as director are quite well done but the end result is a boring, poorly structured attempt at cashing in on the little ghost girl sub-genre. There are easily worse out there but there are also much better. Skip it. 2/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 19, 2011, 03:05:13 AM
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The Deal (2005) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
At a time when the US is seized by the worst oil shortage in history Wall Street big shot Tom Hansen (Christian Slater) is asked to oversee a big oil merger. Tom jumps at the chance to kickstart his faltering career while at the same time embarking on a sexually-charged love affair with idealistic business school graduate Abbey Gallagher (Selma Blair).
Steadily Tom begins to uncover a global conspiracy of illegal oil trafficking governmental cover-ups and murder. Tom and Abbey's lives are in danger when they become embroiled in the web of conspiracy with the Russian Mafia.
With the clock ticking Tom has to put his career his reputation and his life in jeopardy to protect Abbey and expose the truth about the deal.

My Thoughts:
The Deal is quite an interesting thriller revolving around an oil deal that has Russian Mafia involvement when Tom (Christian Slater) find out the oil isn't really coming from the fields from which the deals state. With government cover-ups and murder also taking part in this story of oil trading cover-ups, the plot can sometimes be a little complex for it's own good with too many characters. Although there are too many characters, the cast that plays them are excellent. Slater gives a better than average performance in the lead and Selma Blair, Robert Loggia, Colm Feore, Angie Harmon, John Heard and Francoise Yip are among those who give great support. One of the best things about The Deal is it does well in making you unaware of who is working undercover for the Ethics Committee until the very end. It drags a little in the middle, and the story is nothing new but it's a solid thriller and they didn't cop out for the ending. High end of rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 19, 2011, 06:23:12 PM
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Gary the Tennis Coach (2009) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Gary the Tennis Coach is a fun, outrageous underdog comedy about a lovably misguided janitor, Gary Houseman (Seann William Scott, Role Models, American Pie). A former tennis champ who has sworn off "Lady Tennis" forever, Gary has no aspirations outside of his lacklustre janitorial position at a Lincoln, Nebraska high school.
Destined to a life of mediocrity, fate lends a hand when the school's revered tennis coach passes away and Gary is left with the near impossible task of guiding the current team – a motley group of charming misfits – to the state championships. Along the way, he teaches the students valuable skills and life's most important lesson – being true to yourself. Also starring Randy Quaid (Kingpin, Independence Day).

My Thoughts:
I wasn't expecting much from this but it is a fun little comedy. Full of the obvious jokes for the situations the characters get in, there are some fun characters like the principal's little daughter Amy (Ryan Simpkins) who gets some great dialogue not that disimilar to that of Bobbe'J Thompson's character in Role Models. This is far from Seann William Scott's or Randy Quaid's best movie but the story flows well, it's funny enough and it passes the time as a formulaic comedy. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 19, 2011, 10:23:52 PM
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Four Lions (2010) Region B - United Kingdom

Overview:
A handful of young men set out to take on the decadent West but are more of a threat to themselves than anyone else in this black comedy from the creator of Brass Eye, Chris Morris. Omar (Riz Ahmed) is a devout Muslim living in the United Kingdom who has decided to form a terrorist cell to bring forth a jihad against a culture he believes is dominated by the sinful and ignorant. However, Omar isn't much of leader, and he's assembled an unimpressive team of fellow terrorists, among them Waj (Kayvan Novak), who lacks the brainpower to come up with ideas or direction on his own; Faisal (Adeel Akhtar), who is shy and doesn't have much to say; and Barry (Nigel Lindsay), a recent convert to Islam who tries to make up for his lack of practical knowledge with fierce passion. As Omar and his comrades debate both doctrine and methods, they ponder such notions as using birds as explosive devices, creating video communiqués with a hip-hop flavor, and attacking mosques in an effort to provoke non-violent Muslims. But are Omar and his partners a legitimate threat to the safety of Great Britain, or just four half-bright twenty-somethings with more bluster than imagination?

My Thoughts:
This is my third viewing of Four Lions, my second this year, and it just shows that once again, Chris Morris is at the forefront of British comedy, pushing the boundaries of taboo to great success. This was always going to be a difficult movie to make a success considering the subject matter but the fine balance between offensiveness and comedy is found and the casting spot on, particularly Waj (Kayvan Novak - Phonejacker). The dialogue is witty and although I would've liked to have seen a little more character development to see why they want to become martyrs, the story is tight enough to forego any possible pacing and plot hole issues. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 20, 2011, 01:29:23 AM
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Hereafter (2010) Region B - United Kingdom

Overview:
A drama centered on three people who are haunted by mortality in different ways. George (Damon) is a blue-collar American who has a special connection to the afterlife. On the other side of the world, Marie (de France), a French journalist, has a near-death experience that shakes her reality. And when Marcus (Frankie/George McLaren), a London schoolboy, loses the person closest to him, he desperately needs answers. Each on a path in search of the truth, their lives will intersect, forever changed by what they believe might-or must-exist in the hereafter.

My Thoughts:
I'm a big fan of Eastwood but my god, this was not up to his usual high standard. Overlong, over-sentimental droll hum-drum which absolutely bored me to tears. Played completely safe throughout, the acting is admittedly fantastic and some of the shots beautiful but that wasn't enough to save it. Skip it. For the strength of the performances I give a 2/5.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 20, 2011, 08:03:13 PM
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The Lion King (1994) Cinema (in 3D)

Overview:
A young lion prince is born in Africa, thus making his uncle Scar the second in line to the throne. Scar plots with the hyenas to kill King Mufasa and Prince Simba, thus making himself King. The King is killed and Simba is led to believe by Scar that it was his fault, and so flees the kingdom in shame. After years of exile he is persuaded to return home to overthrow the usurper and claim the kingdom as his own thus completing the "Circle of Life".

My Thoughts:
I often see The Lion King bandied about as being a Disney classic, but it is not just a Disney classic... It's simply a 'classic'. It features the perfect amount of drama, comedy, action and adventure and the soundtrack is simply wonderful, with fitting tunes for each moment. The characters are a lot of fun, the story is excellently structured and paced and it's also quite nostalgic for me, especially viewing it in the cinema again after all these years (I was 11 the first time round), where it hasn't lost any of it's magic. The audience, mainly made up of kids, were mesmerised throughout (instead of kids shouting and bawling and generally being little terrors), and that speaks for itself.

The 3D Experience:
Unfortunately, the 3D wasn't all that good. A couple of standout moments but otherwise sticking to backgrounds. Expected more in certain scenes such as the stampede but I suppose when you add 3D post-production, it is always going to be difficult to pull-off. Trailers beforehand for Star Wars Trilogy 3D looked awful, but new films Tin Tin and Happy Feet 2 looked amazing in 3D trailers.

Overall:
Don't miss this film but don't be pulled in by the 3D as it doesn't work that well here.
3D - 2/5
Actual film - Highly recommended - 5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 21, 2011, 01:50:45 AM
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Cedar Rapids (2011) Region B - United Kingdom

Overview:
Ed Helms (The Hangover 1 and 2) and John C. Reilly (Step Brothers) lead an all-star cast including Sigourney Weaver, Isiah Whitlock Jnr. and Anne Heche, in the comedy that shows what can happen when insurance agents go wild. Shy and naïve Tim Lippe (Helms) ventures to the big city of “Cedar Rapids” for an insurance convention and crosses paths with the ultimate party animal (Reilly). Before long, Tim is crashing parties, skinny dipping in the hotel pool and being seduced by a sexy soccer mom. If Tim can survive this weekend, it might just change his life forever.

My Thoughts:
If you're expecting an all-out comedy along the lines of The Hangover, you're going to be disappointed because this was totally misadvertised. Instead, we get a comedy with a bit of heart and some endearing moments. Anne Heche and John C. Reilly are the real stars of this movie which does deliver laughs throughout and whilst the end result is quite formulaic and some of the situations are standard fare these days, the script is strong enough to make this better than your average comedy. Rob Cordry, a fave of mine, is also in this but completely underused in his small role though and I've found that Ed Helms, although not strong enough to carry a film on his own, once again works well with an ensemble cast. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 21, 2011, 11:39:46 PM
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Final Destination (2000) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
When Alex (Devon Sawa) starts having a premonition of Flight 180 crashing and tells everyone to get off the ill-fated aircraft. Several people including Alex, are forced to disembark, moments later in the departure lounge the students see the plane explode. You can't cheat death and the grim reaper picks off the survivors one by one, will anyone survive?

My Thoughts:
Probably one of my favourite Hollywood horror franchises, this is where it started. Great cast including Devon Sawa, Ali Larter and Brendan Fehr and a fantastic little cameo role for Candyman Tony Todd, the death scenes are inventive, generally originally and a lot of fun and it's these death scenes that keep me coming back to the franchise. The dialogue, although not great, is better than most horror and the ideology behind the order of death is an interesting one that works very well for this movie. Favourite death scene for me? Probably that of
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. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 22, 2011, 01:47:47 AM
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Final Destination 2 (2003) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
When Kimberly has a violent premonition of a highway pileup she blocks the freeway, keeping a few others meant to die, safe...Or are they? The survivors mysteriously start dying and it's up to Kimberly to stop it before she's next.

My Thoughts:
The story isn't quite as good as the first but they do manage to tie it in quite nicely with Ali Larter returning and by each mentioning they were present at the deaths of / involved with people from the first in some way. Once again, it's the inventive death scenes I came to this one for and I wasn't disappointed. Of particular note was the death of
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The ending was also quite good with a little bit of humour added to it thanks to the music. Of course, this isn't to everyone's taste so if you didn't like the first, you won't like this, but if you dug the first one, I have to recommend it. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 23, 2011, 01:51:11 AM
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Final Destination 3 (2006) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
When Wendy Christensen has a vision of an accident on the roller coaster, resulting in her and her friends' deaths, she instantly begins to panic, causing more of her friends to be left of the ride. The remaining friends, including Wendy's boyfriend, are stuck on the roller coaster and find themselves involved in the accident. With death waiting around the corner, Wendy and Kevin Fischer must try and work out death's plan, before they and the remaining survivors end up dead.

My Thoughts:
Well, after rewatching the first two, I just had to rewatch the third (I don't own the 4th so mini-marathon stops here) which in my opinion includes the goriest and more brutal death scenes of the series, but unfortunately not the best FD story. This time, death is chasing people who didn't get on a rollercoaster after a premonition from Mary Elizabeth Winstead's Wendy and the initial fairground scene does a good job of introducing us to the stereotypical characters and their traits quickly. Other than that, it plays out very much like the previous films so if you enjoyed them, this is worth picking up. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 23, 2011, 02:02:44 AM
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Dawn of the Dead (2004) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Ana, a young beautiful nurse finishes her day-shift at the hospital to return home to her beloved husband, they make love and sleep together. The next day, after her husband is killed by her neighbor next door, he suddenly comes back to life. She discovers the chaos happening in her neighborhood and escapes from her home. Soon after coming to her senses in the woods, she encounters a cop and other survivors, they decide to find safety in a mall. Soon more survivors come, and they learn that if they want to stay alive, they should stick together as the world is overrun by an army of undead. Can they survive the horror in this horrific global chaos? When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.

My Thoughts:
Before I start this one, let me say the original is one of my favourite movies of all time (scoring a 5/5) and I'm a bit of a fanboy of Romero. When this remake first came to the cinemas, I kind of avoided it, until everyone kept telling me how good it was. Well, after going to see it at the cinema, and ultimately buying the DVD, I have to agree with them, even after numerous viewings. Snyder makes his mark as a director and employs some absolutely fantastic lingering shots and manages to mix the terror, horror and odd bit of dark humour surprisingly well. Sarah Polley puts in a great performance as Ana and Ving Rhames, Mekhi Phifer and Lindy Booth also put in much stronger appearances than I would expect from them. Overall, this is a fantastic film IMO, and whilst not as good as the '78 version, it still holds it's own in an overcrowded genre that has a tough audience to please. Highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: Jimmy on October 23, 2011, 03:40:43 AM
Wow this is an ugly cover :yucky:
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Achim on October 23, 2011, 04:10:46 AM
Wow this is an ugly cover :yucky:
IIRC this is what the poster looked like in Asia. At least the girl is actually from the movie... It's not really what I'd expect or a horror movie though.


I agree, Sam, the movie is better than could have been expected. It has good gore, some good new ideas
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and is overall quite exciting. But I would deduct more points for the biggest of all flaws: Zombies Don't Run!
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Post by: Jimmy on October 23, 2011, 04:13:31 AM
At least the girl is actually from the movie...
I know, that little girl made me do a hell of a jump when I've seen the film the first time :laugh:

But I would deduct more points for the biggest of all flaws: Zombies Don't Run!
I can leave with the running zombies, my biggest problem with this film is the fact it has too many characters in it and they aren't really develloped because of that fact. I mean the original did a great job of making us care about the characters because there were only four of them.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 23, 2011, 11:55:34 AM
Wow this is an ugly cover :yucky:
IIRC this is what the poster looked like in Asia.

Also the same as UK poster.

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But I would deduct more points for the biggest of all flaws: Zombies Don't Run!

True, but at least the running zombies weren't capable of wall climbing Spider-man antics like in the 2008 Day of the Dead. :hysterical:

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I can leave with the running zombies, my biggest problem with this film is the fact it has too many characters in it and they aren't really develloped because of that fact. I mean the original did a great job of making us care about the characters because there were only four of them.

Yeah, pretty much why it loses the half point. I cared for the characters much more in the '78 version where a bit more background was given and more time spent with each character.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 23, 2011, 01:36:59 PM
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Flypaper (2011) Region B United Kingdom

Overview:
From the writers of The Hangover, Patrick Dempsey (Valentine’s Day, Enchanted) and Ashley Judd (Tooth Fairy) star in this all out action heist comedy caper. A man caught in the middle of two simultaneous robberies at the same bank desperately tries to protect the teller with whom he's secretly in love.
Tripp Kennedy (Patrick Dempsey) ambles into a bank near closing time, just as two different gangs unwittingly converge to rob it. A shoot-out erupts, and Tripp tackles the smart, pretty teller (Ashley Judd), to protect her. The gangs—one clearly made up of pros and the other a couple of buffoons named Peanut Butter (Tim Blake Nelson) and Jelly (Pruitt Taylor Vince) - have deadlocked themselves in a Mexican standoff. The bank’s security system starts the end of day lockdown and seals everyone into the building. As the night evolves, a hilarious game of cat and mouse ensues as Tripp and Kaitlin try to save the day, escape being killed, and avoid falling in love... almost.

My Thoughts:
Ashley Judd is an actress who is undervalued in Hollywood and when I saw her included in the great cast listing for this, I had to check it out. Directed by Rob Minkoff who is reasonably well known for kids/family movies like The Lion King and Stuart Little, Flypaper turned out to be a fun comedy heist movie which was very well paced and had some good twists (though I managed to guess the ending early on). There is a great mix of characters, the plot is quite tight and some of the humour was perfect for the moment (like checking each others rankings on the most wanted website). If you're a fan of heist movies with a bit of comedy added to it, I have to recommend this. It's nothing new, but it's entertaining. 3.5/5
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Post by: goodguy on October 23, 2011, 03:47:09 PM
Overview:
... and Ashley Judd (Tooth Fairy) ...

My Thoughts:
Asley Judd is an actress who is undervalued in Hollywood...

I agree and I can't believe they cite her for the frickin' Tooth Fairy.  :slaphead:
Although "from the writers of The Hangover" isn't a great endorsement either, so at least they are trying for consistence.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 24, 2011, 01:51:55 AM
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Tomorrow, When the War Began (2010) Region FREE - United Kingdom

Overview:
From the writer of Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl and one of the producers of the Matrix trilogy comes a story of action, drama and heroism.
Tomorrow, When The War Began follows the journey of eight high school friends in a remote country town whose lives are suddenly and violently upended by a war that no one saw coming. Cut off from their families and their friends, these eight extraordinary teenagers must learn to escape, survive and fight back against a hostile military force.

My Thoughts:
I had never heard of the book on which this is based and added this title to my rental queue as it just happened to catch my eye as I was browsing new releases and having not heard of any of the cast outside of Rachel Hurd-Wood I was unsure of what to expect. As soon as it started I recognised lead actress Caitlin Stasey from TV show Neighbours (she joined around the time I stopped watching the show). I found the first act of the movie did quite a good job of developing the characters, even if they are your usual movie teen stereotypes, and the kids were all decent actors. The story is enjoyable enough: teens go camping; realise Australia has been invaded, take action - but unfortunately the script could have done with some work in the second half. Some things did annoy me, such as the fact some of the teens get little to do in the story (like Lee) and parts of the dialogue is cringeworthy but other than that, it's a fun movie, though nothing special. I look forward to see where they can take the sequel (if it gets into production) but I think this would've made a better television series than the (currently) intended movie trilogy. High end of rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 24, 2011, 09:32:37 PM
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The Cheerleaders (1973) R0 United Kingdom

Overview:
Debbie may have done Dallas, but the girls of Amorosa High are game enough to take on the whole country in The Cheerleaders, a classic 1970s sex comedy where the laughs come thick and fast and the outfits come off even quicker. For the bold and brassy girls of the cheerleading squad, taking one for their football team comes naturally, so when rivals need to be taken down, there’s only one solution... seduce them into exhaustion. Now the game girls are on a sex-crazed mission to ride their rivals to victory in the politically incorrect comedy that shocked the world! From lesbian sports mistresses and square-jawed jocks, no one is safe from the amorous advances of the hottest squad of horny good-time girls in the USA.

My Thoughts
The first thing that strikes you with this film, is that the acting is quite laughable, especially from the male contingent. The females spend most of their time with their clothes off, so perhaps acting talent wasn't so much a requirement, but nonetheless, the main cheerleaders played by Stephanie Fondue, Denise Dillaway, Jovita Bush, Brandy Woods, Sandy Evans and Kim Stanton are played well enough for what is required. Dialogue wavers from dreadfully woeful to some surprisingly funny innuendo and it is this funny innuendo that manages to keep the movie ticking over. Music is very reminiscent of the decade and suits the film really well but is unfortunately underused which is a shame as the story is quite weak, using silly ideas to string together the more raunchy scenes. The strange thing is, no matter how bad I know this movie is, it was still quite good fun, but there are much much better sex comedies out there. Low end of rent it - 2.5/5

Full review - http://www.dvdcompare.net/review.php?rid=2583
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Post by: Jimmy on October 24, 2011, 09:37:40 PM
Low end of rent it - 2.5/5
I think we disagree on this (http://www.dvdcollectorsonline.com/index.php/topic,695.msg71222.html#msg71222) :laugh:
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 24, 2011, 09:49:30 PM
Low end of rent it - 2.5/5
I think we disagree on this (http://www.dvdcollectorsonline.com/index.php/topic,695.msg71222.html#msg71222) :laugh:

 :laugh:

The song is here by the way: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B15Joasp0EU (Just go to keepvid.com and copy as an mp3)

I have the third film next, Revenge of the Cheerleaders. This is just a double feature so I'm guessing Arrow don't have the rights to the second. I'm sure I won't miss any storyline interlinking them :hysterical:
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Post by: Jimmy on October 24, 2011, 10:17:07 PM
Thanks :thumbup:

I was able to get it by using Media Download helper (I didn't even know it do the conversion itself). Always happy to find one of those rare song, you can believe how I was when I found the one from Toys Are Not For Children ;D

I'm sure I won't miss any storyline interlinking them :hysterical:
No you won't, the three films aren't related.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 24, 2011, 11:41:09 PM
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The Revenge of the Cheerleaders (1976) R0 United Kingdom (This is an extra feature on "The Cheerleaders" DVD)

Overview:
The tale of the Aloha Cheerleaders' struggle against Lincoln high. High points include such events as the Aloha girls raiding a Lincoln classroom to get drugs, then putting aforementioned drugs in the cafeteria food while the state school inspectors are present.

My Thoughts:
Whilst the first film in this trilogy may be bad, it was at least fun in it's silliness. Revenge of the Cheerleaders is just plain bad. The dialogue isn't as funny as in The Cheerleaders, the situations don't add to much, there isn't as much nudity and the cast are even worse at acting than their predecessors. That isn't to say there is nothing to enjoy, a small appearance by David Hasselhoff before he was famous is of interest and the dancing during the end credits is worth skipping forward to. Still, only get this if you're a completist because I can't see any other reason to own it. 1.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 25, 2011, 02:47:45 AM
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Hero Wanted (2008) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Academy Award winner® Cuba Gooding, Jr. (1996 Best Supporting Actor, Jerry Maguire) wreaks his own brand of justice in HERO WANTED, a brutal action-suspense thriller co-starring Ray Liotta. Once the toast of the city, Liam Case (Gooding, Jr.) is now a forgotten man, a hero whose fame has passed him by. Hoping to restore his former glory, he attempts to foil an armed bank robbery, but winds up shot instead. Recovering from his wounds, Liam swears vengeance and begins a hunt of his own, leading to a shocking climax that proves the old adage: heroes are made, not born.

My Thoughts:
The last few years, Cuba Gooding Jr. has seen his star status fall to the level of starring in several DTV action films a year like Snipes (when not serving time), Lundgren, Seagal and Van Damme. This one comes from one of my favourite studios of all time, Nu Image, a specialist of the b-movie action film. Some very solid action choreography throughout keeps the pace high and the supporting cast, including Ray Liotta, Christa Campbell, and the underrated Tommy Flanagan, are above average for the film type. The story is quite blunt and to the point and doesn't hold back in pointing out Liam's (Gooding Jr) downfalls and bad character traits and for that it should be somewhat commended, although the ending was a little bit of a copout. The story was well structured and although nothing new, is worth a look for people who enjoy these DTV features. As a fan of these DTV-actioners, I hope to see more like this from Gooding. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 25, 2011, 02:52:32 PM
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Alice Through the Looking Glass (1998) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
This magical live-action adaptation of Lewis Carroll’s classic tale features an all-star cast headed by Kate Beckinsale, Steve Coogan, Ian Holm and Geoffrey Palmer. Alice returns to the strange world of Wonderland where she joins the Red Queen in a giant game of chess and once again encounters all the weird and wonderful characters: the odd-ball twins Tweedledum and Tweedledee, the White Queen, the Red and White Knights, Humpty Dumpty, and the scary Jabberwocky. As she continues her adventure things become curiouser and curiouser.

My Thoughts:
This adaptation sticks to the original story reasonably well although some creative license has been used, mainly at the start. In the original story, Alice is playing with a couple of kittens when she wonders what the world is like in the mirror's reflection. In this version, Kate Beckinsale's Alice goes to the mirror when reading a bedtime story to her young daughter, Little Alice, played by Charlotte Curley. Whilst "Alice in Wonderland" uses size to tell the the story (getting smaller/bigger), "Alice Through the Looking Glass" uses sense of direction and time, and that has come across here quite well.

The cast included here, is what makes this adaptation worth watching. We have Kate Beckinsale in the lead, before she hit it big, and her talent shines through showing she would go places. For me though, it's the supporting cast I really enjoyed. Tweedledee and Tweedledum are hilariously played by Marc Warren (TV's "Hustle) and Gary Olsen (TV's "2point4children"). They play off each other extremely well and are easily the highlight of the casting for me. Next up, we have Steve Coogan as Gnat, another good comedy actor who plays his role well. For those after more 'classic' actors, the exquisite Geoffrey Palmer and Penelope Wilton play the White King and Queen.

Unfortunately, where this feature falls, is in it's production. Dialogue is sometimes clunky and the music selected, not always the best. The worst thing however is the set and costume design which looks as though it has been done by GCSE art students on work experience at Projector Productions. Filmed in a wooded area, sometimes the level of design is down to just a few colourful plastic/wooden flowers, and for such an imaginative film, it's quite disappointing that the surreal world hasn't been well created.

Still, the story and cast help the viewer surpass these shortcomings, and this is worth a viewing.


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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 25, 2011, 09:19:30 PM
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The House of Clocks (1989) R1 America

Overview:
From Europe's Grandmaster of Gore, Lucio Fulci, comes one of his rarely seen genre efforts, House of Clocks. Lucio Fulci is recognized the world over as the sultan of splatter and creator of Zombie, The Beyond, Demonia and countless other Euro-horror classics. A gang of ruthless thugs intent on robbery prey upon a seemingly harmless elderly couple, Vittorio and Sara. The simple plan turns into a terrifying nightmare, as Vittorio's antique clock collection mysteriously turns back time. Now the hunters become the hunted, and the old couple becomes a vengeful, malevolent force. A stylish shocker, starring Paolo Paolini (Cannibal Holocaust, Voices From Beyond), Bettina Milne (Tea With Mussolini) and Fulci stalwart, Al Cliver (Zombie, The Beyond, Demonia).

My Thoughts:
Fulci made this feature for Italian television towards the end of his career and whilst it is far from his best work, there are some things of note. The story is quite original and the ending was enjoyable. If Fulci had put more thought into the structure of the story this could've been better though as sometimes it feels a little empty in the approach. The casting isn't particularly strong with the 'burglars' quite poor, but Paolo Paolini and Bettine Milne are good as the elderly couple. The special effects are good if unspectacular, the gut spilling near the beginning the best of what is on offer. Fulci fans might be let down a little, but it's worth a rental or a cheap buy. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 26, 2011, 12:52:52 AM
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International House (1933) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Professor Wong has invented a television machine and invites everyone to see it at China's International House Hotel. Every time Tommy Nash attempts to wed his fiancée Carol Fortescue he comes down with an illness, and when he breaks out in a rash the hotel is quarantined. Into this hotel flies Professor Quail in his auto-gyro.

My Thoughts:
I've been slowly working my way through the 17 film W.C. Fields Collection from Universal and I'm yet to be disappointed. Tonight I decided to watch another movie from the set, International House. As typical for Fields' films of the time, this contains a good mix of comedy from witty dialogue (mainly involving the nurse played by Gracie Allen) to physical laughs. A wide range of characters and a great cast (Fields, Bela Lugosi, Stuart Erwin and even Cab Calloway) make this a recommended watch although there were a couple of musical numbers used to show off Wong's invention that seemed misplaced. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 26, 2011, 04:04:50 AM
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Little Man (2006) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Hired to steal the fabulous Queen Diamond, pint-sized jewel thief Calvin Simms (Marion Wayans) and his dimwitted partner, Percy, stash the stone in Vanessa Edwards' (Kerry Washington, Ray) handbag when their getaway plans go uproariously awry. Discovering Vanessa's husband, Darryl (Shawn Wayans), who's hopelessly obsessed with becoming a father, Calvin trades in his duds for diapers and poses as an abandoned baby. Suffering through a host of hysterical humiliations and outrageous family outings, Calvin desperately tries to retrieve the gem before his cover is blown, and Darryl and Vanessa really cut him down to size. Directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans (White Chicks).

My Thoughts:
I wasn't expecting much from this movie at all, and had only bought it for Kerry Washington/Brittany Daniels. Even that turned out to be a mistake here as both put in poor performances and in fact, this goes for the entire cast. Everyone has been in something better, even Shawn Wayans, and it doesn't help that the dialogue they have to muddle through is also beyond disastrous. There were a couple of mildly funny moments (twice in one night? and the american football bit) but when a cameo by Rob Schneider counts as one of the highlights, you know this was a waste of your time. 1.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 26, 2011, 01:17:14 PM
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Tokyo Decadence (1992) R0 United Kingdom

Overview:
Catering to Yakuza captains, salarymen and ostensibly "respectable" heads of industry, Ai witnesses and experiences sexual degradation, confusion and despair through her encounters with various clients who include a tycoon and his girlfriend who insist on humiliating her, a crazed drug fiend with a strangulation fixation, a submissive businessman known only as "Turtlehead" and a wine connoisseur with a disturbing taste for necrophilia. Sexually graphic without being gratuitous, brilliant and honest, Tokyo Decadence is an unforgettable film that never shies away from exposing the realities of a world that is devoid of humanity and feeling. Boasting a music score by Academy Award winning composer Ryuichi Sakamoto (The Last Emperor) and a brave, subtly sympathetic, soul-baring central performance by Miho Nikaido, it presents a searing, disturbing and extremely graphic indictment of the hypocrisies of excessive materialism and sexual puritanism.

My Thoughts:
The first thirty minutes takes place during an S&M session between our main character, S&M girl Ai, and a salaryman. Quite explicit, both in nature and in dialogue, the scene involves use of a vibrator tied to Ai as the dominant salaryman brings his girlfriend round, purposely not having actual sex with Ai. In scenes taking place where Ai is on her own in the shower, you see just how good of an actress Miho Nikaido is managing to portray various emotions throughout the film, despite not even talking too much. As we learn throughout, she wants to go back to the married art gallery man she has been seeing and we see her efforts as they unfold.

The story, whilst basic in its outline, is surprisingly forthcoming and at times, very difficult to watch which shows the strengths of the director Ryû Murakami as he puts a dark world into a dark place. Although sometimes the shots seem amateurish, it is forgiven by the way the story unfolds slowly, with good execution. Unfortunately, whilst the story unfolds slowly on purpose, some of the sex scenes can drag a little and lose their overall influence in the way we see Ai's life and because they are purposely not easy viewing, it can hurt the experience to a point.

The film is overall an interesting viewing, mainly down to how Ai's character is developed without much dialogue, but it's hard going. If you enjoy this type of cinema, you'll probably find this film as a recommended viewing, if not, you'll want to rent it. 3.5/5


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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 26, 2011, 03:26:00 PM
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The Man (2005) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
A Federal Agent turns up dead on the mean streets of Detroit.  When it's learned that the Agent was "on the take" in a multi-million dollar arms heist, all eyes turn towards his partner, Derrick Vann (Samuel L. Jackson), a hardcore undercover Federal Agent known for his untrusting, street-wise style. Vann's given 24 hours to recover the stolen arms and find the cop killers, but he's about to stumble upon an unlikely ally... Enter Andy Fiddler (Eugene Levy), an affable, optimistic dental supply salesman in town for a two-day convention. When the bad guys mistake Andy to be the buyer in a stolen arms deal, Vann is forced to utilize the talkative salesman as "the face" of his sting operation. With the clock ticking, this unlikely duo speed through the streets of Detroit in an intense and hilarious adventure that uncovers much more than they could have ever anticipated.

My Thoughts:
Average buddy comedy starring Samuel L. Jackson and Eugene Levy. Jackson and Levy play off each other quite well and bring a few laughs, unique to each of the character's traits. Luke Goss puts in a good performance as the bad guy and Miguel Ferrer is also quite good as the internal affairs officer. The structure of the plot is nothing new, and the way things pan out is quite obvious, but there is still enough here to enjoy. A couple of good stunt sequences, like Levy driving the car when he is handcuffed, and some good, if unspectacular and sporadic, special effects are also included. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 27, 2011, 12:41:27 AM
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Million Dollar Legs (1932) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
A small country on the verge of bankruptcy is persuaded to enter the 1932 Los Angeles Olympics as a means of raising money. Either a masterpiece of absurdity or a triumph of satire, depending on your mood, but it's quite possibly the funniest movie ever made, and becomes even funnier with subsequent viewings.

My Thoughts:
W.C. Fields has a smaller role in this movie compared to others in the set, this time getting second billing under Jack Oakie. Unfortunately it is also the least funny so far from this 17 movie collection, and although fitting old newsreels into the movie works for the most part, sometimes it lands too far off the mark and makes the feature drag, despite it's one hour runtime. Still, it does have a few laughs and the satirical and slapstick usage of the Olympics is done well enough without making a mockery of itself, or the event. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 27, 2011, 03:34:26 AM
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Moving McAllister (2007) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Rick Robinson (Ben Gourley) is a ladder-climbing law intern from Miami with four days until the Bar Exam. Desperate to score points with his boss McAllister (Rutger Hauer), he commits to a favour he can't afford. He finds himself in charge of a rundown removals truck headed to L.A. with his boss' Hollywood-bound niece (Mila Kunis) and her pet pig. Amidst hitch-hikers (an outstanding performance from Jon 'Napoleon Dynamite' Heder), breakdowns, and assorted local yokels, Rick finds love, life and maybe himself in this trans-American road trip from hell.

My Thoughts:
Mila Kunis and Ben Gourley are quite good in the lead roles in this but the film has three major problems. 1) It's a little boring and not the funniest of comedies considering the situations the characters find themselves in. 2) Jon Heder - Really? One good role in Napoleon Dynamite but after that he has been poor. 3) Rutger Hauer is criminally underused and put to the sidelines. Thankfully, there is enough to keep you watching. Kunis/Gourley play off each other reasonably well and Billy Drago's cameo is quite funny. I just feel this needed to be more polished... the script could've done with a rewrite for the essential comedy moments and it sometimes has an amateur feel in its overall production/editing. Low end of rent it. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 28, 2011, 01:32:00 AM
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National Treasure (2004) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
From the producer of Pirates Of The Caribbean comes NATIONAL TREASURE, the thrilling, edge-of-your-seat adventure starring Academy Award® winner Nicolas Cage, and featuring amazing special effects and an outstanding supporting cast. As an obsessed treasure hunter (Cage) tries to find and decipher ancient riddles that will lead him to the greatest treasure known to man, he's dogged by a ruthless enemy who wants it for himself. Heart-pounding chases and close calls turn his quest into a high-stakes crime caper and the most exciting treasure hunt you've ever experienced.

My Thoughts:
Extremely far fetched but a lot of fun, Nicolas Cage surprised in this as treasure hunter Benjamin Franklin Gates. Justin Bartha, Jon Voight and Diane Kruger also put in good performances but the show is completely stolen by the fantastically mean Sean Bean (a British villain? what a surprise...) and FBI Agent Sadusky played by the ever dependable Harvey Keitel. The plot has a couple of holes and obviously a lot of creative license has been taken with regards to actual historic events/occurances but the action flows at a nice pace without being too OTT and the set design is fantastic. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 28, 2011, 04:35:14 AM
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National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets (2007) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Join Nicolas Cage on a heart-pounding adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat in a race to find the Lost City of Gold. Grounded in history, imbued with myth and mystery. Disney's National Treasure: Book of Secrets takes you on a globe-trotting quest full of adrenaline-pumping twists and turns - all leading to the final clue in a mysterious and highly guarded book containing centuries of secrets. But there's only one way to find it - Ben Gates must kidnap the President. Packed with fast-paced action and cracking humour, National Treasure: Book of Secrets is a movie your entire family will want to rediscover again and again.

My Thoughts:
Nicolas Cage, Justin Bartha, Diane Kruger, Jon Voight and Harvey Keitel return in what ended up being another above average adventure movie. One of the strongest points of the previous film was Sean Bean as the bad guy and they have replaced him here with an equally good actor in Ed Harris, although he turns out not to be that bad after all. Added to the cast is Helen Mirren as Cage's mother and the often overlooked Bruce Greenwood as the President. The story is again, extremely far-fetched but it's enjoyable no-brainer stuff and the effects and set design are again excellent. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 28, 2011, 04:35:06 PM
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The House on the Edge of the Park (1980) R0 United Kingdom

Overview:
When Ruggero Deodato, the director of über-controversial “Cannibal Holocaust”, teamed up with David Hess, the notorious “Krug” in “The Last House On The Left”, their maverick talents exploded in the feat of unrelenting sleaze that is The House On The Edge Of The Park.
Alex (Hess) is a psychopath and his friend Ricky (Giovanni L. Radice) an easily led simpleton. When the unlikely pair is invited to an upscale house party where they are ridiculed by their debauched young hosts, Alex decides that he and his straight edged razor deserve some fun. Together the two streetwise punks take the unprepared partygoers on a journey of violence, debasement and forced sex. And that’s before events turn really nasty...

My Thoughts:
The question most people ask about this film, having been disappointed by previous 'video nasties' is whether or not this film is as difficult to watch as previous BBFC comments suggest and I would say this... "The House on the Edge of the Park" is not supposed to be an 'enjoyable' film. You're supposed to gather hatred for David Hess' Alex and both hatred and sympathy for his retarded friend, Giovanni Radice's Ricky. You're supposed to be scared by them and by using extremities that could actually happen (no OTT masked killers here chasing teens), and with the underappreciated skills of Hess (RIP) and Radice, this film brings terror in spades and is one of the few films to make me squirm, not through it's violence and rape, but through the visual terror in the eyes of the characters and built-up tension through the storyline.

The acting throughout is certainly above average for the genre. David Hess is fantastic as Alex, and Radice does well in bringing a character who knows right from wrong but is under the dominance of Alex and hasn't got the capacity to not praise the guy who 'looks' after him into the mix. The 'victims', especially Cindy who appears later on in the movie all put in great performances, acting through a range of emotions, from hatred, to terror throughout and they make it truly believeable. The dialogue perhaps isn't the strongest, but for the story it needs to tell, it works quite well. The music throughout is tense at all the right moments and I found the overall scoring to be strong, although many see it as the weak point.

If you want to be terrified, and have become weary of the latest Hollywood remakes, I implore you to check this truly horrific experience out. It's a classic. 4.5/5

Full review - http://www.dvdcompare.net/review.php?rid=2592
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 28, 2011, 04:36:04 PM
And Jimmy, if it interests you, check the full review link as I give a bit of insight into the film's history with UK censorship. The extras are absolutely brilliant also.
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Post by: Jimmy on October 28, 2011, 04:52:07 PM
I'm surprise that you can't have this one completly uncut in 2011... I thought that the days of non-sense censorship were over in your country. OK the scene cut is a rough one to watch, but it's rated 18 for crying out loud.

Nice to see that you got the italian track (correct me if I'm wrong, but it's a dub track too as the english one).
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 28, 2011, 04:59:50 PM
I'm surprise that you can't have this one completly uncut in 2011... I thought that the days of non-sense censorship were over in your country. OK the scene cut is a rough one to watch, but it's rated 18 for crying out loud.

Nice to see that you got the italian track (correct me if I'm wrong, but it's a dub track too as the english one).

It is very rare now, and the only things that equal an automatic cut is animal cruelty (Red Cliff has been cut recently for a horse trip) and if it looks like someone is enjoying being raped. :laugh: The BBFC are certainly far more forgiving than they used to be and it seems every time a cut film is submitted more and more cuts are reduced are they are completely waived. We had a tough time in the 80s but most video nasties are uncut here now, some even rated just a 12. As times change, so will general outlook of what can go through. We get explicit sex scenes where you actually see penetration getting an 18 now rather than R18 (which is sex shops only). Often, films here will be cut to get a low age rating at the cinema. Example The Heartbreak Kid they had to black out the erect donkey penis scene to get a 12 but a 15 was available uncut. They chose the 12.

Oh and both are dubs essentially. Haldf the cast are English, half Italian and they speak their respective languages and dub as appropriate. Quite normal for these movies.
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Post by: Najemikon on October 28, 2011, 09:06:24 PM
I'm surprise that you can't have this one completly uncut in 2011... I thought that the days of non-sense censorship were over in your country. OK the scene cut is a rough one to watch, but it's rated 18 for crying out loud.

Was it resubmitted? I know the BBFC have expressed their frustration before that they are still blamed for cuts when in fact, no-one bothers to resubmit the work when it comes around for a new format or reissue.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 28, 2011, 09:44:18 PM
I'm surprise that you can't have this one completly uncut in 2011... I thought that the days of non-sense censorship were over in your country. OK the scene cut is a rough one to watch, but it's rated 18 for crying out loud.

Was it resubmitted? I know the BBFC have expressed their frustration before that they are still blamed for cuts when in fact, no-one bothers to resubmit the work when it comes around for a new format or reissue.

Yep. Resubmitted and knocked down to 1:20 of cuts. Shameless were still unhappy and appealed and got it knocked down to 0:48. The first paragraph of my full review:
"The House on the Edge of the Park" has had an interesting history in the United Kingdom starting in 1981 when the British Board of Film Censorship (oops, I mean Classification) decided that whether or not we wanted to view the movie was to much of a decision for us humble Brits to make for ourselves, banning it outright. It was then released uncut on VHS by Skyline in October 1982, but quickly hit the video nasties list in July 1983. In 2002, Vipco released the movie on DVD and it passed through the BBFC with an 18 certificate and 11 minutes, 43 seconds of cuts/edits to rape, assault, the opening murder, the razor scene and when Alex bashes Tony's head against the table. This year, Shameless submitted the film to the BBFC and everyone was surprised that the cuts were massively reduced to one minute twenty seconds. Still, Shameless were not happy and appealed the decision to cuts to the rape scene stating the questionability of whether Lisa is enjoying her ordeal or not. They won, and "The House on the Edge of the Park" is now with us cut by just 48 seconds to the razor assault scene.
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Post by: Jimmy on October 28, 2011, 09:46:09 PM
I talk in general not necessary about this film

Some label think it's too costly to resubmit the movie again for what it's worth. You can always import them as we do when something isn't available here? or it's always risky and your package had a good chance to be confiscated...
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 28, 2011, 09:52:16 PM
I talk in general not necessary about this film

Some label think it's too costly to resubmit the movie again for what it's worth. You can always import them as we do when something isn't available here? or it's always risky and your package had a good chance to be confiscated...

By law, if a new company gets the rights, they MUST submit to the BBFC any video footage, including extras, they intend to sell. If a company who has already sold the release wants to re-release and have made a single frame of edits compared to their last release, they must submit the entire work again. Some companies just assume they will get cuts so only submit the pre-cut versions which is what I think Jon is getting at. I believe the cost is £8 per minute of footage and it's a legal must or you can't sell. Used companies cannot sell R1 discs here legally have they have not been submitted to the BBFC though the authorities don't care as long as it's not certain movies.

I've had uncut versions from Exploited and Diabolik, never had a problem getting them through customs. It's not the worse of their problems.

btw, my overall says to buy this release for the extras to complement an uncut release. :)
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Post by: Najemikon on October 28, 2011, 09:59:12 PM
Sorry, Sam, I did read your review, but somehow the bit about being resubmitted passed me by...  :-[

I talk in general not necessary about this film

Some label think it's too costly to resubmit the movie again for what it's worth. You can always import them as we do when something isn't available here? or it's always risky and your package had a good chance to be confiscated...

Ah, another misconception! I know I've explained this before, but I suppose believing we live in a police state is more fun...  :tease:

As Sam says, it is not illegal to import films that don't have BBFC certification. I've bought dozens of foreign releases without any problem, because the law states it is only illegal for me to sell a DVD that hasn't been certified by the BBFC. Even then it isn't really enforced. I can sell Region 1 via PlayTrade, probably because Play are registered off-shore, and Ebay did pull some of my listings years ago, but that was Ebay policy.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 28, 2011, 10:13:52 PM
Well, the BBFC was actually set up by the major studios and is a private (non-profit) corporation, not a government subsidary. The only difference between US and UK is that here refused classification makes it illegal to screen at cinemas or sell in shops (though local councils can overturn this and even change ratings) whilst you can just get it as unrated. Of course, the MPAA refuses classification to more cinema than the BBFC so it's probably a good thing for the unrated system. :tease:

Anyway, it's legal to own these films by way of import so although we have the BBFC, things aren't a total disaster.

Oh, and I have to heap praise on the BBFC. I e-mailed them asking what exactly was cut from the razor scene, and they sent me the 13 cuts (each camera angle gets a cut):
- Remove sight of razor being traced between woman's breasts.
- Remove sight of razor being traced over woman's breast and nipple.
- Remove sight of razor being traced over woman's breasts and nipples.
- Remove sight of razor being traced over woman's breast and nipple and over her body.
- Remove sight of razor being traced over woman's stomach, with her breast visible.
- Remove sight of razor being eased inside woman's jeans.
- As man approaches woman with razor blade, remove all sight of breast and arm being slashed with razor.
- Remove all sight of razor cutting woman's breast and arm.
- Remove all sight of razor cutting woman's breast and arm (again).
- Remove all sight of razor cutting woman's breast and arm (again, for a third time).
- Remove close sight of razor cutting woman's leg, next to her genitals.
- Remove close sight of razor cutting woman's leg, next to her genitals (again).
- Remove sight of razor cutting down woman's body, between her breasts.

I got the reply from them within hours. I send them e-mails all the time asking questions for dvdcompare and always get swift and very helpful responses. They are a very open organisation. The guy I talk about at the cinema showing as actually doing a study funded by the BBFC by showing five films uncut in the UK for the audience reaction to the cuts (all very different films, different genres... this was one of them).
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Post by: Najemikon on October 28, 2011, 10:25:14 PM
That's excellent. I appreciate how open they are about this and I usually agree with their basic rule that the narrative simply has to support the visuals.
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Post by: Jimmy on October 28, 2011, 10:33:08 PM
The only difference between US and UK is that here refused classification makes it illegal to screen at cinemas or sell in shops (though local councils can overturn this and even change ratings) whilst you can just get it as unrated.
It's the same here. If your product isn't rated you can't sell it, but everything pass here unless it's bestiality or kid sex. Even if a film is rated it's impossible to sell it in a second hand shop if we don't have the rating sticker anymore.

Like I said everything pass as our rating board know they have no bussiness at telling adult what they can or can't watch as long as it isn't one of the two big no-no. It's the reason why I'm always amazed of how England, the US or the other canadian province deal with that...
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 28, 2011, 10:47:21 PM
Like I said everything pass as our rating board know they have no bussiness at telling adult what they can or can't watch as long as it isn't one of the two big no-no. It's the reason why I'm always amazed of how England, the US or the other canadian province deal with that...

Yeah. To be fair to the BBFC, 99% cuts here are because the distributor wants a lower age rating so will cut rather than miss out on the potential money between a PG and a 12 or a 12 and a 15. That annoys me, but thankfully we generally get the uncut on home media. People do have a bad conception, but here are some stats:
To end of September, 2011 has seen 3821 works processed by the BBFC.
- 7 have been cut (4 of which had previously been cut, now reduced)
- 3 have been newly cut (Charlie Chan at the Race Track by one second, Sex and Zen 3D by 2:48 and The Human Centipede II on appeal)
- None have been refused classification (apart from Human Centipede II, overturned on appeal)
- 44 have had all previous cuts waived.
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Post by: Jimmy on October 28, 2011, 10:58:39 PM
People do have a bad conception.
It's probably because when we think England rating board we think of what happened in the eighties. I mean The Funhouse (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082427/) was banned because they confused it with a different films (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076295/) :laugh:
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 28, 2011, 11:02:52 PM
Yeah, the Mary Whitehouse effect screwed us over.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Whitehouse

Thankfully, that's in the past.
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Post by: Jimmy on October 28, 2011, 11:13:42 PM
She claimed that Doctor Who had nightmarish qualities, saying it "contains some of the sickest, most horrible material"

Good chance I never watched it even with the praise this show got here. I'm so sad to see I was wrong thinking I was the one watching the most offensive movie here :(

But seriously no one realized she was just a religous nut (or an IRLT) not worthy of being taken seriously :shrug:
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 28, 2011, 11:20:28 PM
She claimed that Doctor Who had nightmarish qualities, saying it "contains some of the sickest, most horrible material"

Good chance I never watched it even with the praise this show got here. I'm so sad to see I was wrong thinking I was the one watching the most offensive movie here :(

But seriously no one realized she was just a religous nut (or an IRLT) not worthy of being taken seriously :shrug:

Apart from the government, yes. :hysterical:
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 31, 2011, 01:39:04 AM
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Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (2008) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
After a chance encounter, Nick and Norah embark on a journey through New York's indie rock scene on a quest to find the secret show of a legendary band, and wind up finding each other.

My Thoughts:
Well, what can I say? This was one of my favourite films of 2008 and for several reasons. First of all, Michael Cera and Kat Dennings are the definition of perfect casting here. They gel together extremely well and the supporting cast also put in good performances, with a couple of nice little random cameos from John Cho and Eddie Kaye Thomas. Next up, the story. OK, so it is structured in the usual way and the outcome is formulaic, but it is well written, the characters each manage to show their character traits early on and it has the right amount of comedy, (low end) drama and romance. The music is really well selected throughout and carries the film forwards perfectly. Highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 01, 2011, 11:15:16 PM
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Cool Runnings (1993) R1 USA

Overview:
You'll love Cool Runnings – the outrageously funny comedy hit inspired by the true story of Jamaica’s first Olympic bobsled team. They were four unlikely athletes with one impossible dream. Now, with the help of an ex-champion as their coach (John Candy – Uncle Buck), four Jamaicans leave their sunny tropical island home and enter the chilly Winter Olympics to compete for the gold in a sport they know nothing about – bobsled racing! Finding the courage in each other to give it their all, they meet the challenge, and soon become heroes – taking the whole world along for the ride! You'll be cheering long and loud for this unlikely team in this feel-good comedy hit!

My Thoughts:
The bobsled hasn't exactly set the cinema world alight but when you mix a group of unlikely people who succeed in either their chosen sport or in proving people wrong by achieving what everyone thought was impossible with Disney, you generally get a well structured and enjoyable feature. For me, this is above the rest of Disney's sport-led movies for the perfect cast, the quotable dialogue and the great ending that makes you force yourself to stop that tear rolling down your cheek. In fact, I would go as far to say that this is the best Disney sports movie I have seen. Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, its bobsled time! COOL RUNNINGS! Highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 02, 2011, 07:49:57 PM
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U-571 (2000) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
From the creators of the hit thriller 'Breakdown' comes Canal+ and Universal Pictures' U-571. A white-knuckle, World War II suspense drama, about an American submarine crew as they battle against time, danger and their own fears. Their mission: a daring plan to capture a top-secret encrypting device from a Nazi U-boat.

My Thoughts:
I don't know where to start. The opening 'info' text which makes this film look as though it is based on historical fact is beyond sickening... in fact changing the complete history of those involved, and changing their nationality, is showing disrespect and disdain of the highest order. I was half expecting to see Mel Gibson appear. The sets and the music are fantastic, but I can't get past the fact they have pissed on the memory of great men. Screw you Hollywood. I'm spitting out my dummy and going home (or to Mostow's house, where I will insert an actual U-Boat up his arse... sideways). I'm giving 0.5 for the set design and 0.5 for the music. At least they included some text about which navy was responsible for getting enigma machines and codes when it counted during the end credits. 1/5
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Post by: Najemikon on November 02, 2011, 08:36:20 PM
 :bow:

This film has a rep on this forum after I said similar things in a general conversation about realism versus entertainment. Absolutely agree with you. This film is diabolical. Did you hear at the time, even Tony Blair brought it up in the Commons.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 03, 2011, 12:50:40 AM
Did you hear at the time, even Tony Blair brought it up in the Commons.

Yeah. Bill Clinton wrote a letter apologising for the fact we felt that way but at the same time to remember it is a fictional film. If it had started with a screen saying it was fictional I may have thought a little better of it, but it comes across as being based on actual events from the opening text and that really grated with me.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 04, 2011, 02:56:50 AM
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Volcano (1997) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Quakes, Riots, Mudslides. Los Angeles has seen it all...almost. Get set for nonstop action, searing suspense and explosive special effects when Oscar winner TOMMY LEE JONES* stars in "the first great action film of the year!" (Matt Levitz, Syndicated Radio)
Something unspeakably chilling is heating up the City of Angels. Beneath the famed La Brea Tar Pits, a raging volcano has formed, raining a storm of deadly fire bombs and an endless tide of white-hot lava upon the stunned city. Experience the pulse-ponding thrills as the dream capital of the world erupts into the stuff nightmares are made of.

My Thoughts:
I'm a fan of the disaster genre, and the more realistic the better. Unfortunately, this attempt from director Mike White does seem to suffer at the hands of poor research into the science of the effects of volcanoes, such as when the firehose combusts from the heat, but the main characters come away with little more than a bit of smoke from their shoes, despite being closer to the lava than the firehose. However, if you can overlook these niggly annoyances, there is some fun to be had. Tommy Lee Jones and Anne Heche are supported by a cast including Michael Rispoli and Don Cheadle and although nobody puts in great performances, they are all passable. Some of the effects are excellent (the tower block demolition for one) and I enjoyed the score by Alan Silvestri, but this alone cannot put Volcano above average. It's fun, but not as good as Dante's Peak which came out at the same time. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 05, 2011, 08:54:09 PM
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Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Following up on 'Bowling for Columbine', film-maker Michael Moore provides deep and though-provoking insights on the American security system, the level of paranoia, fear, uncertainty, false values and patriotism, which all combined together to set a stage for George W. Bush to launch a war on Iraq instead of focusing on getting the real culprit(s) behind the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001. This documentary also focuses on how some Saudis were safely and secretly flown out of America while planes were ostensibly grounded after the attacks. Archived film footage, candid interviews with politicians, and an overall waste of public funds for a war that was initiated on false pretension to wit: a weapon of mass distraction - to take the focus away from the real enemy and get Americans glued to their TV sets to watch innocent Iraqis and Afghans getting killed. And a war that would eventually alienate the U.S.A. and it's citizens from almost every country on Earth.

My Thoughts:
I'll try and type this without being political but that would always be hard considering the nature of this 'documentary/propoganda' (depending on which side of the fence you sit). Michael Moore is a love or hate filmmaker for most people and, whilst I dislike him for being biased and not showing opposing views to his own in his documentaries, I'm a fan of his works, and Fahrenheit 9/11 is no different. One thing he does manage to do is always raise some very interesting points that provoke discussion in everyone that watches it. Recommended, whether you agree with his viewpoint or not. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 06, 2011, 02:27:24 PM
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Beastly (2011) Region B United Kingdom

Overview:
Beastly is a teen romance about learning how to see past false surfaces to discover true inner beauty. 17-year-old Kyle (Alex Pettyfer: I Am Number Four) is the spoiled, shallow and an incredibly popular prince of his high school kingdom. Entirely captivated and empowered by his own physical appearance, Kyle foolishly chooses Kendra (Mary-Kate Olsen), a goth classmate rumoured to be a witch, as his latest target for humiliation. Unfazed by his cruel behaviour, Kendra decides to teach him a lesson--she transforms him into someone as unattractive on the outside as he is on the inside. Now he has one year to find someone who can see past the surface and love him, or he will remain “Beastly” forever. His only hope, an unassuming classmate he never noticed named Lindy (Vanessa Hudgens: High School Musical), may be his best chance to prove that love is never ugly.

My Thoughts:
A modern day "Beauty and the Beast", Beastly isn't as bad as some might think it would be, considering the teeny-bopper cast. It's very formulaic, the dialogue is sometimes clunky and the cast put in middle-of-the-road performances but it is well filmed and Alex Pettyfer's make-up for his facial effects is actually surprisingly good. Neil Patrick Harris and Lisa Gay Hamilton are the strongest as Kyle's tutor and housekeeper and Vanessa Hudgens is good as the love interest (though I think she has much better skills in her, she just needs to pick better roles). They made a mistake in casting Pettyfer in the lead, with a sub-par performance and he sometimes struggled to show emotion, but overall, it's worth a low end rent and for the mid/late teen MTV crowd it was aiming for, it's not a bad little film. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 06, 2011, 08:27:29 PM
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Holy Rollers (2010) Region B United Kingdom

Overview:
Holy Rollers stars heavyweight performers BAFTA and Oscar nominated*Jessie Eisenberg ( The Social Network , Zombieland ) and Justin Bartha ( The Hangover 1 & 2 ). Set between the bustling streets of New York City and Amsterdam, Holy Rollers is a story based on true events about an innocent young man, Sam (Eisenberg) who is lured into a dark, seedy underworld and becomes involved in smuggling drugs. As the stakes get higher, Sam becomes ever more involved in these corrupt dealings, as he forgets his friends, family and values. Can Sam set himself straight before it is too late, or is the draw or money, woman and power too great...? With electrifying performances from both Eisenberg and Bartha and featuring Ari Graynor and Q-Tip, Holy Rollers is an intense, dangerous journey and is set to be the next indie smash.

My Thoughts:
This is loosely based on the true story of an orthadox Jew who gets involved with smuggling ecstacy tablets from Europe into the US and how they hired other orthadox Jews to smuggle the tablets (it is thought they managed to smuggle a million tablets in the six months before they were caught). I was originally drawn to the movie by the appearances of Jesse Eisenberg as the main character, Sam Gold, Justin Bartha as Yosef Zimmerman and Ari Graynor as Rachel Apfel but, unlike previous excellent performances from these actors this was merely average, particularly Eisenberg. The story itself is interesting if a little slow in parts but the dialogue flows well and I still found the film to be entertaining enough. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 09, 2011, 06:55:48 PM
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The Fighter (2010) Region B - United Kingdom

Overview:
Mark Wahlberg and Christian Bale star in this inspirational and powerful true story of two brothers who against all odds come together to train for a historic title fight that has the power to unite their fractured family and give their run down town what it's been waiting for: Pride. Struggling boxer Micky Ward has long been overshadowed by his older bother and trainer, Dicky, a local legend who is now battling his own demons. The explosive relationship of these brothers threatens to take them both down but at the heart of this story is a bond of blood that may just be their only chance of redemption.

My Thoughts:
Yes, it's about as formulaic as you get; underdog sportsperson comes good despite family troubles etc etc... but, this is a fantastic film. The story is full of emotion and that is portrayed well throughout thanks to an extremely strong cast. Amy Adams, Mark Wahlberg, Melissa Leo and Jack McGee all put in stirling performances, and although Marky Mark plays the main character Micky Ward, it is without a shadow of a doubt that the true star of the film is Christian Bale, fantastic as the junkie, ex-boxer brother who once 'downed' Sugar Ray. Fight scenes are well shot and enjoyable to watch, and the dialogue/script well put together. The sisters leveling with Amy Adams makes way for some good comic relief that at times is needed to combat some of the more dramatic moments. Highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 10, 2011, 05:15:17 PM
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Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) R1 America

Overview:
Brimming with laughter, tears and subtle beauty, 'Hannah and Her Sisters' is a magnificent "summation of [Woody Allen's] career to date" ('The New York Times'). Winner of three Oscars®*, and featuring a brilliant all-star cast, 'Hannah and Her Sisters' spins a tale of three unforgettable women and showcases Allen "at his most emotionally expansive, working on his broadest canvas with masterly ease" ('Newsweek')!
The eldest daughter of show-biz parents, Hannah (Mia Farrow) is a devoted wife, loving mother and successful actress. A loyal supporter of her two aimless sisters Lee (Barbara Hershey) and Holly (Dianne Wiest), she's also the emotional backbone of a family that seems to resent her stability almost as much as they depend on it. But when Hannah's perfect world is quietly sabotaged by sibling rivalry, she finally begins to see that she's as lost as everyone else, and in order to find herself, she'll have to choose – between the independence her family can't live with...and the family she can't live without.

My Thoughts:
Woody Allen is a genius. Here he manages to tell several seperate stories about three sisters and their significant others with fantastic dialogue and a very well written script which develops each character well, although I would've liked more time to go into Hannah's life, especially when, despite her name being in the movie title, we see a lot more of Holly (Dianne Wiest). Michael Caine puts in a stirling performance and finally received an Oscar for his efforts and Woody Allen, as usual, plays a neurotic character perfectly. If you like dialogue driven films that focus on the characters and you've enjoyed Woody Allen's work in general, this is highly recommended. It does occasionally drag slightly though. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 10, 2011, 08:30:27 PM
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3 Ninjas (1992) R1 America

Overview:
Here’s the exciting action-adventure hit that sparked ninja-mania with audiences everywhere! After an organized crime ring proves to be too much for the FBI — it’s time for the 3 Ninjas! They’re three brothers trained in the ways of the ninja. And the fun kicks off, when the action kicks in! Using their martial arts skills, they team up to battle the crime ring and outwit some very persistent kidnappers! Mixing the high-kicking fun of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with the humorous pranks of Home Alone, 3 Ninjas creates a high-energy, fun-filled treat for everyone!

My Thoughts:
This was a fave of mine when I was 9-10 years old although it's not held up for me anywhere near as well as other kids films of the time. The story is simple but forgettable, the dialogue is often clunky and some of the acting is quite poor. Still, although it isn't as good now that I'm in my late twenties compared to nearly twenty years ago it still has a certain charm to it. It's funny in parts, particularly fight scenes featuring the youngest kid Tum-Tum, and the general feel of the film makes it enjoyable enough for a rental. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 03, 2011, 04:06:53 PM
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Deadfall (2000) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
A weekend getaway, at a cabin deep within the woods, goes awry when four friends inadvertantlty unleash a dark supernatural force which has remained imprisoned for over 500 years. Severed from civilization with no means of escape, they are ravaged by this evil and forced to do battle by any and all means.

My Thoughts:
Some may consider this to be a homage to Evil Dead, but to be honest, it is a poorly made, shoddily scripted, horrendously acted rip-off where the only differences are a box instead of a book and a female instead of a male at the end. It does have the occasional clever moment, like the well utilised flashbacks, but in all honesty, there is nothing more of note to enjoy here. Skip it. 1.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 03, 2011, 04:12:23 PM
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Knuckle (2011) R2 United Kingdom (rental)

Overview:
How do you resolve a long running family feud? By brutal, bare-knuckle fist fights, of course. At least you do if you re the Joyce or Quinn-McDonagh families... The Irish travellers have been fighting for so long that they can no longer agree quite how it started. Over a decade, director Ian Palmer is given unlimited access their world, where generations of men exchange threatening videos, then meet up regularly on quiet Irish lanes to beat the life out of each other. Charismatic James McDonagh swears that every fight is his last if only he can learn to turn down the sizeable purse which comes with each win...

My Thoughts:
As far as what interests me when it comes to documentaries, I would've put a gypsy feud and the resultant bare knuckle fights as a low priority but after a recommendation from a friend, I decided to give this a rental. I was surprised by how the fights continue, years after feuds, some bare knuckle fights taking as long as six hours between the two families. The set-up is interesting. Nobody but the fighters from each family are allowed to attend, with the spectators being from other gypsy families. They have 'fair play referees' who make sure the rules of gypsy fighting are adhered to and it works unbelievably well, with a strange hint of gentleman behaviour in the brutish fights. I definately recommend this for a viewing. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 04, 2011, 06:44:51 PM
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True Grit (2010) Region FREE - United Kingdom

Overview:
Following the murder of her father by hired hand Tom Chaney, 14-year-old farm girl Mattie Ross sets out to capture the killer. To aid her, she hires the toughest U.S. marshal she can find, a man with "true grit," Reuben J. "Rooster" Cogburn. Mattie insists on accompanying Cogburn, whose drinking, sloth, and generally reprobate character do not augment her faith in him. Against his wishes, she joins him in his trek into the Indian Nations in search of Chaney. They are joined by Texas Ranger LaBoeuf, who wants Chaney for his own purposes. The unlikely trio find danger and surprises on the journey, and each has his or her "grit" tested.

My Thoughts:
Well, I'm a big fan of westerns but these days, the great ones are few and far between. When I initially heard the original was going to be remade I was certainly skeptical but what the Coens' have made here, throws away my original feelings. Brolin is underused but along with Bridges, Damon, and of course, Steinfeld, perfectly cast. The story moves at a good pace and the mix of drama and action is nye on perfect. There is also a few funny moments thrown in, like when Mattie gets money that is 'owed' to her for her father's stolen horse. Overall, I really dug this remake, and it just goes to show that not all remakes are a bad thing. Highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 05, 2011, 06:25:13 PM
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Cave of Forgotten Dreams (2010) Region FREE - United Kingdom

Overview:
Join the master adventurer and iconic director Werner Herzog (Grizzly Man, Rescue Dawn) in this extraordinary 3D blu-ray, as he ventures on a new epic journey. Overcoming considerable challenges, Herzog captures the stunning majesty of the Chauvet Cave in southern France, where the world s oldest cave paintings have been discovered. Herzog reveals a breathtaking subterranean world including the 32,000-year-old artworks. With his humorous and engaging narration Herzog refelcts on our primal desire to communicate and represent the world around us, evolution and our place within it, and ultimately what it means to be human.

My Thoughts:
Very interesting documentary about the Chauvet Cave which was discovered in France in 1994. Herzog provides us with some fantastic images from inside the caves, and some informative interviews with those working with the information gleamed from the historic cave paintings. The documentary is well structured and the final twenty minutes includes some great footage of the artwork over a good choice of music. My only real problem, is although the interviews are informative, they do seem to lack a little bit of analytical depth. Still, this is recommended for people with a general interest in history. 4/5
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Post by: Najemikon on December 05, 2011, 09:01:43 PM
Just got this one myself!
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 05, 2011, 10:50:41 PM
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Overview:
Captain Colter Stevens (Jake Gyllenhaal) is on a mission to identify a bomber who destroyed a train just hours earlier and who plans to kill thousands more with a much larger explosion in the heart of Chicago.
A top-secret program, named ‘Source Code’, allows Colter to exist briefly as another man in the parallel reality of the doomed commuter train. Each time he returns to the train, Colter has just eight minutes to uncover the bomber’s identity. The more he learns, the more convinced he becomes that he can prevent the deadly blast from ever happening – unless time runs out first.
Filled with mind-boggling twists and heart-pounding suspense, Source Code is a smart action-thriller directed by Duncan Jones (Moon) also starring Michelle Monaghan (Eagle Eye, Due Date), Vera Farmiga (Up in the Air, The Departed), and Jeffrey Wright (Quantum of Solace, Syriana).

My Thoughts:
Duncan Jones does it again. This action-thriller is exciting and uses what is a very interesting idea as to how to uncover a bomber's identity in an alternate reality. Sure, it does have a few plot holes, but what is here is finely acted, especially by the main cast members Jake Gyllenhaal, Michelle Monaghan, Jeffrey Wright and Vera Farmiga, well scripted and very well paced. Even though the obvious happens, the final moments of the film add a nice bit of drama and closes the story very well without feeling the need to cop out. I look forward to seeing what Duncan Jones has up his sleeve next. Another British talent to look out for. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 05, 2011, 10:52:53 PM
Just got this one myself!

You'll like it. I've added it to my must-buy list (I rented it). The crime is it is unlikely the general public will ever get to see these cave paintings, especially considering the care taken to preserve them by way of heat, type of lighting allowed etc etc.
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Post by: Najemikon on December 05, 2011, 10:55:44 PM
The Blu is currently just 6.95 at Zavvi.co.uk, if that's of inetrest... ;) Kermode did a nice interview with Herzog and he spoke of the privilege to be able to see the paintings and film in there. They also discussed 3d, because Kermode hates it and I liked what Herzog said: he would not consider it for a narrative story based film, but it was ideal in this case for pure cinema.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 05, 2011, 10:58:22 PM
Thanks for the price tip...
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 06, 2011, 02:10:55 AM
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I, Robot (2004) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
In 2035 A.D., robots are programmed to live in harmony with humans and are part of every day life. When a brilliant scientist at the U.S. Robotics Corporation is found dead, Chicago Detective Del Spooner (Will Smith) is called in to investigate. Aided by robot psychologist Dr. Susan Calvin (Bridget Moynahan), Detective Spooner uncovers the possibility that a robot may be the primary suspect in the case. But as Spooner gets closer to the truth, he gets caught up in a race for his life. With time running out, a deeper threat emerges that challenges the very existence of mankind.

My Thoughts:
Alex Proyas is a director whose work I have enjoyed, in particular Dark City. This time, he directs an OTT sci-fi futuristic actioner with Will Smith on fine form as the anti-robot cop Del Spooner, delivering his usual comedic lines throughout the action. Moynahan is well suited as the self-important yet moralistic Susan and Chi McBride perfects the standard angry police chief role. Sonny is well voiced by Alan Tudyk and looks absolutely fantastic, just like the majority of the special effects included here. A few of the camera shots were a little poorly chosen, but overall suited the style of the action well. It's never going to be a classic, but it is an entertaining popcorn movie with replay value. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 06, 2011, 03:48:14 PM
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Love Liza (2002) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Philip Seymour Hoffman (Punch Drunk Love, Almost Famous) and Academy Award® winner Kathy Bates (1990 Best Actress, Misery; About Schmidt) star in a heartbreaking and suprisingly funny drama about love and starting over.
Successful Web Designer Wilson Joel's (Hoffman) life spirals out of control after the sudden devastating event of his wife's suicide. Unable to read the goodbye note she left for him, Wilson forges new unpredictable relationships with friends, co-workers and his stunned mother-in-law (Bates). But the bond he creates with a dangerous drug could take what's left of his blown-apart life and extinguish it completely.

My Thoughts:
This film pretty much boils down to a solid character study about a man whose wife has committed suicide and how he struggles with life in the following weeks. Whilst the story as a whole is rather formulaic and the script is nothing terribly exciting to shout home about, the reason this film ends up being above average is thanks to the enigmatic Philip Seymour Hoffman in the lead role and the supporting cast of Kathy Bates, Jennifer Keddy and Jack Kehler. PSH manages to portray the self destructive nature of Wilson as he struggles to cope with grief so well that I can happily recommend this. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 07, 2011, 05:43:44 PM
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Valdez is Coming (1971) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Oscar winner Burt Lancaster (Birdman of Alcatraz, From Here to Eternity) gives a powerhouse performance as an ageing Mexican-American lawman who erupts into a one-man army in this bold saga of retribution and redemption. Valdez Is Coming boldly recreates America's western frontier - a place where life was sometimes cheap... but honour was always priceless.
When it comes to keeping the peace, former frontier sheriff Bob Valdez has always been the voice of reason in a sea of chaos. But Frank Tanner (Jon Cypher) is a very different sort of man: greedy, impulsive and rotten to the core. So when Tanner provokes a shoot-out which results in the death of an innocent man, Valdez orders him to provide financial support for the widow. But when Tanner not only refuses but also laughs in his face, Valdez dusts off his old uniform, straps on his guns and vows to exact justice and vengeance at any cost.

My Thoughts:
Burt Lancaster was getting on a bit when he made this one (he was 57) and so was a good choice to play Valdez, a cavalry veteran of the Apache wars who is now working as a Sheriff in what he believes is a quiet little town. Unfortunately, local rich man Tanner forces him to shoot a suspect dead, who turns out to be innocent, so he decides he must get money for the deceased man's wife. Tanner is less than forgiving so Valdez decides he must exact revenge in order for justice. Lancaster shines and the supporting cast are all quite good in a formulaic, yet entertaining story. This is a solid 70s Western, that whilst not as good as some, is still above average, and should have a worthy place in the collection of any Westerns fan. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 09, 2011, 02:15:00 AM
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The Last Mimzy (2007) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
When Noah and Emma Wilder discover a special box on the beach, they open in and unlock an exciting adventure beyond imagination. Inside they find Mimzy, a magical stuffed rabbit along with other mystical toys, which give the children exceptional powers of their own. Able to move objects with their minds and solve complex equations, these new wonder kids begin to attract the attention of their parents, teachers...and even the FBI. Surrounding the phenomenon of Mimzy is an awesome secret – one that holds the key to saving the future of all mankind.

My Thoughts:
The Last Mimzy is a fun little family fantasy adventure that has a lot of imagination and some very creative ideas that come across quite well to screen. The supporting (adult) cast of Joely Richardson, Timothy Hutton, Rainn Wilson, Kathryn Hahn and Michael Clarke Duncan all bring a feeling of quality to the proceedings, which was a good thing because unfortunately those in charge of casting made a mistake with the two young main stars Chris O'Neil and Rhiannon Leigh Wryn who struggle to hold up such a unique story and it is no surprise to me that both seem to have pretty much failed at getting other films in the last few years. Still, if you can get past the unforgettable acting of the two kids, there is a good amount to enjoy here, and the plot is fun enough to make a cheap blind buy worthwhile. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 09, 2011, 07:50:34 AM
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Buddy (1997) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
This is a fact based story about a socialite and her husband who live in a mansion with a brood of animals including chimpanzees who are raised as her children. When she discovers an ailing baby gorilla, she decides to care for it as well. Years later, the gorilla is fully grown and its strength is sometimes out of control. However, the gorilla shows love for his mistress and obeys her commands. That all changes when she is invited to display the gorilla and chimps at the Chicago World's Fair. Accidentally freed by one of the chimps, the gorilla terrorizes the Fair. From that point on, he becomes moody and more uncontrollable until he attacks his mistress in a bestial rage.

My Thoughts:
Despite its low 80 minute runtime, Buddy is unfortunately a poorly paced and slow movie about an animal loving woman (Rene Russo) who raises a gorilla alongside her horses, dogs, ducks, cats and chimpanzees until it terrorises the Chicago State Fair. Supposedly based on true events, the story is as formulaic as they come, suffering from a standardised script and poor structure. Despite this, Russo and Robbie Coltrane put in a couple of reasonable performances to stop the film becoming too stale and the mechanised Buddy made by the Jim Henson Company looks good, if unspectacular. The chimpanzees have a couple of funny moments and the set design is worthy of a nod, but the story is just too slow and boring to keep anybody entertained. Skip it. 2/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 09, 2011, 07:41:49 PM
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Shadrach (1998) R0 United Kingdom

Overview:
Harvey Keitel and Andie MacDowell, light up the screen in this touching, poignant and often humourous coming of age drama.

My Thoughts:
Although this is a low budget drama from the stables of NU Image with a couple of big names whose careers aren't what they used to be attached (Keitel, MacDowell, Martin Sheen), Shadrach is a surprisingly well written and well acted little film that wouldn't go amiss during a primetime television viewing. Although budget restrictions are noticeable (location sets have obviously been kept to a small size/simple structure), the film moves along at a good pace and tells the story of an old slave, Shadrach, who at the age of 99, wants to be buried in the fields he was born. Full of heart and a couple of funny moments, this is a solid enough drama worthy of a low end recommendation. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 09, 2011, 11:51:56 PM
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The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974) R1 America

Overview:
An all-star cast, including Oscar®-winners Walter Matthau* and Martin Balsam** teams up with Robert Shaw (Jaws) to deliver "sure-fire entertainment [that's] gripping and exciting from beginning to end" (The Hollywood Reporter). Based on the sizzling best-seller by John Godey, this pulse-pounding picture is guaranteed to give you the ride of your life!
Somewhere underground, in New York's subway system, just outside the Pelham Station, a gang of armed men hijack a train, threatening to kill one hostage per minute unless their demands are met. Forced to stall these unknown assailants until a ransom is delivered or a rescue is made, transit chief Lt. Garber (Matthau) must ad-lib, bully, con and shrewdly outmaneuver one of the craftiest and cruelest villains (Shaw) in a battle of wits that will either end heroically or tragically. From the minute you board this train until its exhilarating climax, you will be taken by "plenty of surprises and lots of nail-biting action" (Blockbuster Movie Guide)!
*1966, Best Supporting Actor, The Fortune Cookie
**1965, Best Supporting Actor, A Thousand Clowns

My Thoughts:
The Taking of Pelham One Two Three is often regarded as a classic crime movie of the seventies, and rightly so. Featuring a superb cast including Walter Matthau and Robert Shaw, the movie jumps darkly from scene to scene with the occasional injection of dark humour to make you laugh. The characters are not only portrayed well by the cast, but they have been written well, with each getting enough individual characteristics to show the viewer what type of person they are during the fast moving plot, and it isn't always the 'bad' guys that you'll dislike. One of my favourite heist movies of all time, if not my favourite. Highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: Najemikon on December 10, 2011, 03:21:01 PM
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One of my favourite movies full stop! The ending has to be one of the very best...
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 11, 2011, 05:33:09 PM
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The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Walter Garber (Denzel Washington) is a New York City subway dispatcher whose ordinary day is thrown into chaos by an audacious crime: the hijacking of a subway train. Ryder (John Travolta), the criminal mastermind behind the hijacking and leader of a highly-armed gang of four, threatens to execute the train's passengers unless a large ransom is paid within one hour. As the tension mounts beneath his feet, Garber employs his vast knowledge of the subway system in a battle to outwit Ryder and save the hostages. But there's one riddle Garber can't solve: even if the thieves get the money, how can they possibly escape?

My Thoughts:
Denzel Washington, John Travolta, James Gandolfini, Luis Guzmán and John Turturro star together in Tony Scott's big budget remake of the 1974 original which is one of the best heist movies ever made. There are numerous differences between the two, most notably the ending, and the updated soundtrack. Gone are the jazzy tracks and in comes Jay Z's 99 Problems, which is a surprisingly fitting tune to start the movie with considering the day Washington's Garber is about to endure. For the most part, the cast in the original are slightly better, though I do think Gandolfini plays a better mayor than Lee Wallace. Unfortunately, the dark underlying humour that was in the original has all but gone from the remake. Still, it is an enjoyable enough update that is worth watching. 3.5/5
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Post by: Najemikon on December 11, 2011, 05:43:45 PM
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The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009) R2 United Kingdom

[...]though I do think Gandolfini plays a better mayor than Lee Wallace, and the dark underlying humour that was in the original has all but gone from the remake. Still, it is an enjoyable enough update that is worth watching. 3.5/5

My first reaction to that comment was a Darth Vader "NNNNOOOOO!!!!", but you might be right that Gandolfini was better. However, it's your next comment that nullifies the first. Had the ex-Soprano been given a script as great as the first version, then he might have done even more with it. As it is, Lee Wallace is the better Mayor simply because he had better dialogue...  ;D
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 11, 2011, 05:49:20 PM
I can certainly agree Wallace had the better script, but Gandolfini had much more screen presence. Had the script included the dark humour, Gandolfini would have been fantastic. As it is, I still think this is one of his better performances since The Last Castle. Gandolfini was better at displaying the characteristics than Wallace also. He is the only one I did find better cast than the original. I'm usually a huge fan of Guzman but I think he was massively wasted here and he just didn't have much to do at all, which is a shame. Washington, Travolta and Turturro were all strong, but they are all capable of far better as we have seen in previous years.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 12, 2011, 09:37:50 PM
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Highlander (1986) Region B - United Kingdom

Overview:
He fought his first battle on the Scottish Highlands in 1536. He will fight his greatest battle on the streets of New York City in 1986. His name is Connor McLeod. He is immortal.
Connor McLeod (Christopher Lambert - Mortal Kombat, Subway) survives a wound that should kill him in a clan battle in the Scottish Highlands in 1536, and is banished from his village. Years later McLeod is met by Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez (Sean Connery - The Untouchables, The Hunt for Red October), a swordsman who teaches MacLeod the truth about himself; he is immortal, one of a race of many who can only die when the head is cut from the body. When one immortal takes the head of another, the loser's power is absorbed into the winner. Ramirez teaches McLeod the ways of the sword, until he is killed by gravest foe, the evil Kurgan (Clancy Brown - The Shawshank Redemption) who lusts for the ultimate power of the immortals, "The Prize"; enough power to rule the earth forever. McLeod must fight his way through the centuries until the time of The Gathering, when the few immortals who have survived the ages will come together to fight until only one remains.
In New York City, the final fight is about to begin, and in the end, there can be only one.

My Thoughts:
Highlander was a flop at the box office, taking just $12m worldwide from a budget of $16m, but it soon found a place in home media and has become a cult classic spawning TV shows (live action and animated) and several movies. The reason it eventually found success could be the guilty pleasure fun that people get from watching it, the awesome soundtrack by Queen, or a mixture of both. For me, the film is a lot of fun, but it's the right selection of music for the right scenes that make it an above average film. There are some very dodgy accents, and the swordplay is sometimes uninspired, but the story is enjoyable enough to recommend, especially when accompanied by some of Queen's greatest hits. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 12, 2011, 11:47:52 PM
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Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs (2008) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
In FUTURAMA's latest and most tentacle-packed epic, space itself rips open, revealing a gateway to another universe. But what lies beyond?
HORROR? LOVE?
Or maybe both, if it happens to contain a repulsive, planet-sized monster with romantic intentions! Nothing less than the fate of human and robot-kind is at stake as the FUTURAMA crew takes on...
THE BEAST WITH A BILLION BACKS

My Thoughts:
The Beast with a Billion Backs is the second feature length Futurama movie and if you enjoy the show, then chances are, you'll enjoy these direct to DVD/Blu-ray features. The storyline, like with any episode of the TV show, is quite out there and includes a couple of sub-plots that sometimes moves a little far from the actual main arc, possibly to help pad out a bit of time. The humour is sharp and fits the feature and the circumstances well but is far from Futurama at it's best. Unfortunately, the main problem with this feature is it does feel overlong, despite the short 85 minute runtime, and I think a lot of it is down to the format of Futurama working much better as 22-minute episodes. Still, even when not on form, this Futurama feature is still enjoyable enough for fans of the TV show. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 13, 2011, 04:08:55 AM
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On Golden Pond (1981) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Family tensions explode for a loving couple, Ethel and Norman Thayer (KATHERINE HEPBURN and HENRY FONDA, in Academy Award winning performances) at their New England summer cabin on Golden Pond. Their daughter Chelsea (JANE FONDA) has come to visit with her new lover Bill (DABNEY COLEMAN) and his tough young son, Billy (DOUG McKEON).
The three generations collide. But what begins as a stubborn battle of wills between Norman and Billy slowly turns into a relationship that Chelsea always wanted with her father and Norman discovers how much he has missed by denying his daughter's love.

My Thoughts:
On Golden Pond is one of the best dramas of the eighties, mainly down to the extremely strong performances from the perfectly selected cast. Despite all the films that Henry Fonda has starred in, I believe this is possibly his best effort as an actor, managing to portray all the characteristics required for Norman with great finesse. Is the story formulaic and straightforward? Absolutely, but it is told so well and it fully deserved the Oscars it won. What starts out as a regular drama, unfolds into something very deep and meaningful and the script, coupled with the cast, makes this highly recommended from me. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 13, 2011, 06:26:14 AM
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Made in Britain (1982) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
From a fact-based screenplay by David Leland (Wish You Were Here) and directed by master film-maker Alan Clark (Scum). MADE IN BRITAIN is a hard-hitting drama that received huge acclaim when it was first screened on television in 1983.
Trevor is a teenage Skinhead. Caught smashing the windows of a Pakistani owned shop, he is sent to an assessment centre by social worker Harry (Eric Richard – The Bill) where it is discovered he is highly articulate and intelligent. But when he escapes, steals cars and goes berserk, can Harry still save him?
Tim Roth made an unforgettable screen debut as the tattooed, contemptuous racist Trevor. MADE IN BRITAIN depicts his relationship with Harry and the reasons behind his violence with documentary-style naturalism. Filmed on location in London, MADE IN BRITAIN is one of the most memorable feature-length TV dramas of the 1980s.

My Thoughts:
I had heard a lot about Tim Roth's acting debut but I was not prepared for just how good his performance actually was. I actually purchased this based on the strength of Alan Clarke's involvement, who directed Scum, but it is Roth who intensifies the entire project as the racist, thieving, violent skinhead Trevor who also happens to be quite intelligent. However, the film brilliantly depicts Trevor's self-destruction and, by the end of the film, you are actually hoping he turns things around and gets his life back on track. The film also gives a good indirect insight into the government at the time and captures the social and economic problems from the early eighties.  Highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 13, 2011, 03:22:20 PM
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A Bucket of Blood (1959) R0 United Kingdom

Overview:
When bumbling busboy Walter Paisley (Dick Miller) tries his hand at sculpting he accidentally kills a cat and covers it with clay. It becomes a celebrated work of art and soon Walter has moved on to killing people and is the hit of the local art scene. Director Corman shot this black comedy cult classic in an amazing five days for $50,000 and perfectly satirizes the world of contemporary art.

My Thoughts:
Despite being shot in just five days on a $50k budget, Roger Corman made a very interesting horror mixed with dark comedy when he made A Bucket of Blood. Dick Miller puts in a suitable performance as Walter, a local busboy who starts killing people and covering them with clay, passing them off as pieces of art. Originality is a rarity in cinema, but Corman, ever a forerunner in filmmaking, really came up with the goods here. The end result is quite polished, well edited and well shot, though it isn't a scary horror, opting more for the dark humourous route. It isn't Corman's best, but it is definately worth a look and is better than Herschall Gordon Lewis's similar set-up from 1965, Color Me Blood Red. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 13, 2011, 09:11:24 PM
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Largo Winch: Deadly Revenge (2008) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Nerio Winch, self-made tycoon and head of the mysterious corporate empire known only as W Group, has been brutally murdered. Due to an absence of siblings Nerio's legacy is in danger of falling into the wrong hands. Without a suitable replacement the W Group will be destroyed. But Nerio had a dark past and a deadly secret: an adopted son by the name of Largo Winch. Adventurer, assassin, killer, maverick and international playboy, Largo Winch is the last of a dying breed. Now head of a global corporation he must fight for what's rightfully his and avenge his father's death.
Bullets will fly and heads will roll in this highly explosive, spectacular thriller that gives Bourne and Bond a run for their money. Based upon the highly successful comic book series and novels by Philippe Francq and Jean Van Hamme, Largo Winch: Deadly Revenge takes action cinema to another level.

My Thoughts:
Before going into this movie, I had no knowledge of the Largo Winch character having never read the comics or played the videogames. Turns out, Largo Winch is not only a fun espionage/action movie, but it's also one that puts a bit of time into the character development of Largo, played by French comedian Tomer Sisley. Whilst the story itself, one of murder and corporate espionage, isn't the most original, the film has been made to a high standard with some exciting and well shot set pieces, a good cast (Kristen Scott Thomas excels as villain Ann) and some interesting plot twists. Writing could've been to a higher standard, but overall, this is above average for the genre. Largo Winch is no James Bond, but I'm definately wanting to check out this years sequel with Sharon Stone and see where the character, and the story, goes. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 14, 2011, 12:04:50 AM
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The Wrestler (2008) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Back in the late ’80s, Randy "The Ram" Robinson (Mickey Rourke) was a headlining professional wrestler. Now, twenty years later, he ekes out a living performing for handfuls of diehard wrestling fans in high school gyms and community centers around New Jersey.
Estranged from his daughter (Evan Rachel Wood) and unable to sustain any real relationships, Randy lives for the thrill of the show and the adoration of his fans. However, a heart attack forces him into retirement. As his sense of identity starts to slip away, he begins to evaluate the state of his life - trying to reconnect with his daughter, and striking up a blossoming romance with an ageing stripper (Marisa Tomei). Yet all this cannot compare to the allure of the ring and passion for his art, which threatens to pull Randy “The Ram” back into his old world of sporting glory.
With a career-defining, multi-award winning performance from Mickey Rourke, The Wrestler is a moving and unforgettable masterpiece from acclaimed director Darren Aronofsky.

My Thoughts:
Well, what can I say about Aronofsky's The Wrestler? Once again, he proves he is one of the best directors working today, with this very strong bleak and frank character study of wrestler Randy the Ram Robinson. Mickey Rourke puts in a career defining performance as Randy the Ram, helping his career lift back to where it should be after a few years of relative quietness since Domino. The often overlooked Marisa Tomei is also great as stripper/love interest Cassidy and Evan Rachel Wood also supports the film well as Randy the Ram's daughter Stephanie. If you're after a gripping drama that holds no punches, The Wrestler comes highly recommended from me. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 14, 2011, 04:52:29 PM
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
He's the best there is. In fact, he's the only one there is! He's Ace Ventura Pet Detective. Jim Carrey (The Mask, Dumb and Dumber, Liar Liar) is on the case to find the Miami Dolphins' missing mascot and quarterback Dan Marino. He goes eyeball to eyeball with a man-eating shark, stakes out the Miami Dolphins and woos and wows the ladies. Whether he's under cover, under fire or underwater, he always gets his man... or beast!

My Thoughts:
Ace Ventura is one of Jim Carrey's early films that chucked him up into the limelight as an 'A' list comedy actor, but unfortunately, whilst this was hilarious when I was in my early teens, it just hasn't stood the test of time. There are still some extremely childish moments that make me chuckle, and Courtney Cox and Sean Young are both very welcome members of the cast, but overall, this has decided to sit in the sea of mediocrity for me. A million times better than the crappy Dumb and Dumber, but not as good as The Mask. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 14, 2011, 04:56:52 PM
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Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Africa's the place and ace is on the case, setting out to rescue an animal he loathes - a bat!
Jim Carrey returns as Ace, the alligator-wrasslin, elephant-calling, monkey-shining, loogie-launching, burning coals-crossing, disguise-mastering pet detective. If you're ready to laugh like a pack of hyenas, if you want more fun than an industrial-sized barrel of monkeys, you know what to do. Heed the call.

My Thoughts:
If you like the first movie, you'll no doubt enjoy this. Like the first, I found this hilarious in my younger years but upon rewatching, it just hasn't stood the test of time. I do find it ever so slightly more enjoyable than the first, and it has a couple more quotable lines, but again, it's your average comedy that isn't worth more than a rental. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 14, 2011, 09:58:11 PM
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Meantime (1983) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Oscar-nominated writer-director Mike Leigh (Secrets and Lies, Abigail's Party) assembled the cream of emerging British acting talent for MEANTIME - a typically sharp and quirky portrait of family relationships.
MEANTIME centres on an East End family, the Pollacks - Mavis, Frank and their sons Mark and Colin - and their experience of unemployment, poverty and life in early 1980s Britain. When Colin comes under the influence of skinhead Coxy and when Mavis's better off sister Barbara offers Colin work, family tensions erupt into conflict.
Mike Leigh's first independent film for five years has a superb cast of rising stars, including GARY OLDMAN, ALFRED MOLINA, TIM ROTH and PHIL DANIELS. First shown on television, it is a memorable and closely observed account of life in Thatcher's Britain.

My Thoughts:
Mike Leigh's bleak and depressing look at a family struggling with high unemployment, poverty and a poor standard of social housing and the tensions caused by them in the early eighties makes for sometimes difficult viewing, and is likely quite a good account of how many families felt during that difficult time (one that is currently repeating with the poor economy). Tim Roth, Alfred Molina, Phil Daniels, Gary Oldman, David Thewlis and Pam Ferris all put in very good performances and use their tones and expressions to give the perfect feel to the film. As should be expected, Leigh delivers an interesting and gritty social commentary on British life in Thatcher's Britain. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 16, 2011, 11:38:50 PM
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Y tu mamá también (2001) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Julio and Tenoch are typical over-sexed and under-occupied teenagers. During a festive afternoon with their families they meet Luisa, a twenty eight year old Spaniard, and flirt with her with all the style and grace seventeen year old boys are known for.
As a joke, they invite her to accompany them on a road trip to a beach called Boca del Cielo ("Heaven's Mouth"), neglecting to mention that they wouldn't know where to find it, even if it did actually exist. To their astonishment, she accepts.
'Y Tu Mamá También' received outstanding critical acclaim on its release. Hailed as one of 'the' comedies of the year, it's a steamy, sexy and sun-drenched sensation of a movie that's rude, playful and raucously funny.

My Thoughts:
This is the movie that introduced me to director Alfonso Cuarón and to actors Gael García Bernal and Diego Luna and is probably the best film I have seen from Mexico so far, though admittedly the list is rather small. It is beautifully shot and both Bernal and Luna shine as does Maribel Verdú as the stunning Luisa. Some might see this as a nothing more than a road movie with plenty of sex scenes but it is about so much more than that and has many political and social undertones in the dialogue and of course, with the scenes that take place before the road trip. Great cast + intelligent script despite formulaic structure of the story + fantastic direction/editing/music/cinematography = highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 17, 2011, 12:34:24 PM
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Cabin Fever (2002) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
There's a killer in the woods ... one you can't hear ... one you can't see ... one you can't escape.
Fresh out of college, Karen, Paul, Marcy and Bert head up to a remote cabin for a weekend of alcohol-drenched sex and sunbathing. When Karen gets sick, they grow paranoid that they have become infected with a flesh-eating virus.
The struggle against the repulsive killer turns into a batttle against friends, as fear drives them to turn on each other in the fight for survival.
Director Eli Roth takes the horror genre back to its roots and reminds us how risky and totally insane horror movies used to be.

My Thoughts:
Despite the fact he is surprisingly well known for a horror director, Eli Roth has actually only filmed three movies, Cabin Fever, Hostel and Hostel 2, none of which have particularly set the cinematic world alight. Still, it seems at least Tarantino is a fan of his style with Roth having directed segments of both Grindhouse and Inglourious Basterds. Cabin Fever was a mediocre debut that suffered from a rather mundane plot but it did have some great special effects which make it overall, worth a viewing. The cast isn't bad for the most part, Rider Strong, Cerina Vincent and Jordan Ladd all put in reasonable showings, but Joey Kern was dreadful as Jeff. There are some good attempts at dark humour thrown in for good measure but the film is standard horror fare and is too cliched to recommend more than a high-end rental. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 17, 2011, 03:31:53 PM
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Retreat (2011) Region B - United Kingdom

Overview:
Taking an isolated break on an uninhabited island Martin (Cillian Murphy) and Kate (Thandie Newton) are about to find that their island retreat is about to become a stone prison of unimaginable terror. When a blood-soaked stranger (Jamie Bell), stumbles through their door with an apocalyptic story of a virus sweeping across Europe decimating all in its path, their lives are turned upside down as they face the end of everything they know. Using all means necessary, they must fight to escape the approaching threat. But escape is only the beginning of their terrifying fight for survival...

My Thoughts:
If I had to liken Retreat to another movie, I would say it has similarities to Dead Calm in its suspense and setting (not the sea, but a couple vs a 'villain'), mixed with the possibility of a virus outbreak that is decimating the population. What starts off as quite an average thriller really picks up during the final act and has a couple of very nice twists that made watching the build-up worthwhile. Jamie Bell, Thandie Newton and Cillian Murphy gel together really well, and the fact Bell plays the 'bad guy' instead of Murphy surprised me a little, yet it works in the film's favour. This film went kind of unnoticed on release but unfairly so. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 17, 2011, 09:16:56 PM
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Stake Land (2010) Region B - United Kingdom

Overview:
A young boy (Connor Paolo, Gossip Girl) is about to learn how cruel the world can become. Martin was a normal teenager before the country collapsed in an empty pit of disaster and a vampire epidemic swept across the nation's abandoned towns and cities. It is up to Mister (Nick Damici, Mulberry Street, World Trade Center), a death dealing, rogue vampire hunter, to get Martin to safety. Armed with a trunk full of wooden stakes and a desperate will to stay alive, Mister and Martin make their way through locked down towns, recruiting fellow travelers along the way. Among them are a devout nun (Kelly McGillis, The Accused, Top Gun) and a pregnant teen (Danielle Harris, Halloween, Halloween 2)…

My Thoughts:
I'd heard a little bit of buzz about Stake Land recently which encouraged me to add the movie to my rental queue. Made for just $4m it is certainly quite an accomplished post-apocalyptic vampire movie that has plenty of scares and some good character development. Special effects are nothing outstanding, but still very good and the bleak soundtrack suits the feel of the film very well. The cast are all quite good, and I enjoyed the involvement of Kelly McGillis as the nun, a character which introduced us to the more subdued religious tones of the film (some crazy religious nuts throughout). Whilst nothing new, Stake Land is a well polished horror from Jim Mickle. Genre fans will enjoy it enough to warrant a purchase. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 18, 2011, 01:28:31 AM
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Black Swan (2010) Region B United Kingdom

Overview:
Nina (Portman) is a ballerina in a New York City ballet company whose life, like all those in her profession, is completely consumed with dance. She lives with her obsessive former ballerina mother Erica (Hershey) who exerts a suffocating control over her. When artistic director Thomas Leroy (Cassel) decides to replace prima ballerina Beth MacIntyre (Ryder) for the opening production of their new season, Swan Lake, Nina is his first choice. But Nina has competition: a new dancer, Lily (Kunis), who impresses Leroy as well. Swan Lake requires a dancer who can play both the White Swan with innocence and grace, and the Black Swan, who represents guile and sensuality. Nina fits the White Swan role perfectly but Lily is the personification of the Black Swan. As the two young dancers expand their rivalry into a twisted friendship, Nina begins to get more in touch with her dark side--a recklessness that threatens to destroy her.

My Thoughts:
A lot of praise has been given to this film since it's cinema release, mostly for the performances of Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis. This praise certainly isn't unwarranted but it has unfortunately meant two other great performances, by Barbara Hershey and Vincent Cassel have been pushed aside and not talked about as much. Well, they are just as good as Portman and Kunis in my opinion and deserve a little recognition. The story itself is one where horror sneaks in fantastically well as Nina becomes more and more insane, right through to the excellent climax and Aronofsky's visuals help add to the atmospheric terror and the build-up is perfectly paced. Overall, this film is worth all the praise it received. Highly recommended. 5/5
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Post by: Najemikon on December 18, 2011, 02:29:37 AM
Ah, interesting! I was going to comment that I rarely see a 5/5 from you, if ever, and then you pull it out of the bag for this one.  :P I really enjoyed it too. Awesome film. I'd say it isn't as good as The Wrestler, but it's splitting hairs for me. :thumbup:
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Post by: addicted2dvd on December 18, 2011, 02:43:18 AM
I never knew much of this one. Being about the ballet I never gave it any more thought. Didn't realize there was horror elements to it. Wonder if it is something I would like. It must have lots of music in it... so possibly not.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 18, 2011, 04:18:59 AM
I never knew much of this one. Being about the ballet I never gave it any more thought. Didn't realize there was horror elements to it. Wonder if it is something I would like. It must have lots of music in it... so possibly not.

I would say you wouln't based on the hatred for music though I would certainly say you should give it a try. Also, it's more a sort of a terror element than horror, though unsure how you feel about that.

Stake Land on the other hand... right up your street!
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 18, 2011, 04:24:54 AM
Ah, interesting! I was going to comment that I rarely see a 5/5 from you, if ever, and then you pull it out of the bag for this one.  :P I really enjoyed it too. Awesome film. I'd say it isn't as good as The Wrestler, but it's splitting hairs for me. :thumbup:

I do give out quite a few 5/5's. I've been keeping track of my viewing via imdb since 1st January 2009. Every 5/5 I have given since then is here:
http://www.imdb.com/user/ur3142892/ratings (sort by rating... list should be public)

I have give out 68 x 5/5 ratings out of a possible 2402. About 50 of them are for movies. I haven't watched a lot of favourites/classics since Jan 1st 09 though so there are more to be added!
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 18, 2011, 04:05:14 PM
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The Hangover (2009) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
They planned a Vegas bachelor party that they would never forget. Now they really need to remember what exactly went down! Whose baby is in the closet of their Caesars Palace suite? How did a tiger get in the Bathroom? Why is one of them missing a tooth? And most of all, where is the groom?! What the guys did while partying can't compare to what they must do sober in an outrageous caper that has them piecing together all their bad decisions from the night before - one hazy clue at a time. Director Todd Phillips (Old School) and an all-aces comedy cast bring it big time with unpredictable situations that somehow all fit together.

My Thoughts:
The Hangover is a comedy that movies from set piece to set piece flawlessly getting more and more insane with each scene. Just when you think it couldn't get anymore bizarre, something comes out of leftfield and makes you laugh again and again, even on numerous rewatches. The Hangover's cast suit the film well, the real star being Zach Galifianakis but there are also some very memorable cameos, most notably from Mike Tyson and Heather Graham. Jeffrey Tambor, Mike Epps, Ken Jeong and Rachael Harris add to the impressive supporting cast, each with funny scenes and dialogue. This is a movie that suits a lads night in, so get some beers and enjoy it for what it is, an insanely funny comedy. Highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 19, 2011, 12:56:22 AM
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Pulp Fiction (1994) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Hollywood's hottest director Quentin Tarantino (Reservoir Dogs) assembles an all-star cast for a skillfully woven tale of small-time gangster life in a most ambitious and provocative film, PULP FICTION. Bruce Willis (Unbreakable) and Oscar® Nominees John Travolta (Best Actor) and Samuel L. Jackson (Best Supporting Actor) deliver career performances as petty thugs in L.A.'s criminal underworld - where gritty confrontations, fast talk and perverse humour are all part of the daily grind. Nominated for the Best Picture Academy Award™ 1995, this boldly inventive and expertly orchestrated crime saga is hailed by critics as a landmark achievement in modern filmmaking.

My Thoughts:
Whilst not quite my favourite Tarantino film (that space is reserved for Jackie Brown), Pulp Fiction is still an absolute phenomenal piece of cinema. More of a black comedy than a crime drama, the dialogue is fast flowing and very funny. As with any Tarantino film, the soundtrack is perfectly selected and the way in which Tarantino uses the music to move flawlessly from scene to scene is excellent. Thoroughly deserving of it's best script Oscar it was cruelly robbed of many others. With the perfect cast, a well paced story and great pop culture references, Pulp Fiction will undoubtedly be a film that is remembered for years to come. Some do not like Tarantino because he 'steals' the ideas from so many other films (or pays homage as he likes to call it), but in my opinion, if he continues to make absolutely blinding films, he can steal all he wants. Highly recommended. 5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 19, 2011, 01:17:41 AM
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Exit Wounds (2001) R1 America

Overview:
They should name a street or building after Detroit detective Orin Boyd (Steven Seagal). Instead, days after single-handedly throttling an army of political assassins, he's busted to white-gloved traffic cop. Someone wants Boyd out of the way, someone who should follow this advice: call for backup.
Steven Seagal and DMX kick it up a notch in this searing action thriller from producer Joel Silver (The Matrix) that has them joining forces in a battle against police corruption. Andrzej Bartkowiak (Romeo Must Die) directs, fusing starpower (including Isaiah Washington, Jill Hennessy and Tom Arnold), firepower and road-burning horsepower into scenes that push the action tachometer into the red zone.

My Thoughts:
You either like Steven Seagal or you don't. Me? I love the old codger and the way he puts out the same old guilty pleasure tat time and time again. In Exit Wounds, we actually get a movie that is better than most of his 21st century output with some well staged action sequences, a very good car chase, some great stunts, and some funny supporting characters. I'm not usually a fan of Tom Arnold, but coupled here with Anthony Anderson, his character continually cracked me up. If you have a penchant for action movies from Seagal, this is definately worth a pick-up. A recommended guilty pleasure. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 19, 2011, 03:49:57 AM
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The Chase (1994) R0 United Kingdom

Overview:
Strap yourself in for nonstop action as two of the screen's hottest stars team up for a "racy" road romance that hurtles along the freeways of California!
Charlie Sheen is escaped convict Jack Hammond and Kristy Swanson is Natalie, the billionaire's daughter Jack seizes as a hostage. The unplanned abduction quickly accelerates into a high-speed race for the Mexican border with Jack at the wheel of Natalie's BMW and a multitude of others in hot pursuit. Soon the fleeing couple realize they're both desperate to escape, as the chase - and their comical, high-spirited romance - shifts into high gear!

My Thoughts:
The Chase stars Charlie Sheen as an (innocent) escaped convict who kidnaps Kristy Swanson, the daughter of a local property magnate when police go into the petrol station he is in and the stolen car he is driving comes over the police radio. Complete cheese from the outset, there is something strangely enjoyable about The Chase. There are some bizarre scenes like dead bodies falling out of a medical truck on the highway and a helicopter blowing up from one pistol gunshot. Also, the acting from the supporting cast (which includes Henry Rollins and members of The Red Hot Chilli Peppers) is so hilariously overdone it makes you laugh throughout. A surprisingly fun guilty pleasure worthy of a cheap purchase. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 20, 2011, 12:39:24 AM
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Flushed Away (2006) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
In one of the year's best-reviewed films, pampered pet mouse Roddy St. James thinks he's got it made... until he's literally flushed away to a bustling underground world of ninja frogs, hench-rats and singing slugs. "Aardman strike the funnybone again." (Total Film) and "One of the best animated films of the year" (Sunday Mirror). This outrageously inventive comedy-adventure is a flood of fun for both kids and grown-ups.

My Thoughts:
Flushed Away is a joint tour-de-force production between Dreamworks Interactive (Shrek) and Aardman Animation (Wallace & Gromit) to try and capitalise on the rapidly expanding CGI movies aimed at kids that have enough jokes for the adults thrown in. The animation is very good, but both companies are capable of better, and the story doesn't really hold any surprises, even for the youngest viewer. Where Flushed Away manages to succeed though is in the strong script writing, with plenty of clever jokes that will make kids laugh, but have additional meaning for the adults to also have fun. Kate Winslet and Hugh Jackman voice the main characters well, and the supporting cast includes British greats such as Ian McKellen, Bill Nighy and Andy Serkis. As the bad guy, we have Jean Reno, also a very welcome addition. Is it the best of it's genre? Not at all, but it's still a lot of fun. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 23, 2011, 01:19:32 AM
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Out Cold (2001) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
For snowboarders Rick (Jason London - Dazed And Confused), Luke (Zach Galifianakis - Bubble Boy) and their buddies, life at the Bull Mountain ski area is about partying hard, looking for girls and doing anything for a good time. But when the town's founder dies, his son decides to sell the mountain to a sleazy developer (Lee Majors - TV's Six Million Dollar Man) who's intent on turning Bull Mountain into a slick yuppie ski resort. Featuring outrageous stunts by real-life snowboarding champions like Todd Richards, Rio Tahara, Tara Dakides, Devun Walsh and Rob "Sluggo" Boyce – and a red-hot sountrack – it's an avalanche of laughs as the guys do whatever it takes to save their mountain.

My Thoughts:
This is standard ski lodge comedy fare that has been done a hundred times over although it is still reasonably enjoyable. There are some good early appearances from AJ Cook and Zach Galifianakis, and David Koechner is quite funny in a smaller supporting role. Of course, for the resort totty we get Victoria Silvstedt in her usual typecast role, poorly acted and there for nothing but scenery. Whilst the film won't win any awards for acting or writing, it still has enough moments to keep you amused such as Galifianakis getting his penis stuck in a jacuzzi hole, and the soundtrack is pretty good if you enjoy the likes of Weezer and Jack Johnson. Overall, if you enjoy these ski lodge comedy movies, it's worth a look. It's certainly better than Frostbite (starring Traci Lords) anyway. 3/5.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 23, 2011, 04:38:49 AM
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Virgin Territory (2007) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
A beautiful princess (Mischa Barton) is left penniless and alone after her wealthy parents perish during an outbreak of plague. Seizing on this opportunity the evil Gerbino de la Ratta (Tim Roth) pressures her to marry him as an escape from financial ruin. The fate of the princess now rests with a mysterious stranger. Lorenzo (Hayden Christensen), a travelling rogue who swears to win her affection and overthrow his long-time nemesis, the brutal de la Ratta.
With an all-star cast including Rupert Friend (Outlaw) and David Williams. Virgin Territory is a fantastic tale of adventure, fantasy and the fight to secure true love.

My Thoughts:
Loosely based on The Decameron, Virgin Territory is a bit of a shambles from the offset. It is trying to be a comedy in a medieval setting, something the far superior A Knight's Tale does so well, but unlike A Knight's Tale, fails to mix it with the drama and romance well, failing at every conceivable turn. The plot is strung along between unfunny jokes and some of the acting is at times unbearable (Hayden Christensen). Mischa Barton doesn't do herself any favours either and is incapable of making it look like she even wants to be there. Then there's the cameo from David Walliams, a man whose comedy style I generally find amusing, utilised horribly in what may be his worst attempt at acting yet. The attempts at gross-out humour could've been funny, but they seem to be added as an afterthought and end up pointless and lacklustre. Do yourself a favour, and skip this. 1/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 23, 2011, 03:22:08 PM
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Young Frankenstein (1974) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Mel Brooks' monstrously crazy tribute to Mary Shelley's classic pokes hilarious fun at just about every Frankenstein movie ever made. Summoned by a will to his late grandfather's castle in Transylvania, young Dr. Frankenstein (GENE WILDER) soon discovers the scientist's step-by-step manual explaining how to bring a corpse to life. Assisted by the hunchback Igor (MARTY FELDMAN) and the curvaceous Inga (TERI GARR) he creates a monster (PETER BOYLE) who only wants to be loved. CLORIS LEACHMAN, MADELINE KAHN, KENNETH MARS, and GENE HACKMAN co-star in this inspired vision of lunacy.

My Thoughts:
Young Frankenstein is a great parody of all the fantastic gothic horrors based around the Frankenstein character and everything about the film, is just so close to those movies I love. The sets look very similar to those that James Whale would've used, the dialogue is hilarious and expertly written by both director Mel Brooks and star Gene Wilder, the music suits the tone of the film to a tee and the entire cast are well suited to their roles... and what a cast it is! Gene Wilder as Dr. Frankenstein (or Fronkonsteen), Peter Boyle as the monster, Marty Feldman as Igor, Madeline Kahn as Elizabeth, Teri Garr as Inga and Cloris Leachman as Frau Blücher all gel together very well and help make this one the greatest comedy films out there. Some truly laugh out loud moments make this highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 24, 2011, 06:28:01 AM
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Supervixens (1975) R0 United Kingdom

Overview:
Geared for the times, Russ Meyer's Supervixens wields the double-bladed axe of satire...cutting and hacking its way to the very bone of society...laying bare and exposing, with great candour, the frailties, weaknesses and strengths of its citizens. A picture born to entertainment, shocking in its frankness, yet so hilariously funny in its delivery. A cinematic smorgasbord of erotic fantasy...six of the world's most bountiful women...served up from the lusty table of Russ Meyer.

My Thoughts:
For me, Russ Meyer holds a certain place in my heart. When I was fourteen/fifteen, I can remember staying up on a Thursday night to watch his films, when Channel 5 wasn't as clean cut as it is now. Then the next day, going to school and discussing the finer points of his films with my mates. Obviously, this talk wouldn't progress much further than discussing certain parts of the main actresses anatomy and then we would wait for the following Thursday to come along. Born to a policeman and nurse, Russ Meyer became well known for his direction of sexploitation films through the sixties and the early seventies and this is the first time I've watched one in around seven or eight years. Is the film just what I thought it was back then, a romp-filled fest with no story? Or now that I'm older and have a bit more understanding, is there an underlying tone to his films that I somewhat missed in my teenage years?

Supervixens was one of Meyer's last films and stars Charles Pitts (Hollywood Man, Hardly Working) as Clint Ramsey. One day, whilst working at the garage, his girlfriend phones him. She gets very angry when hearing a customer say what shes going to do to her boyfriend down the phone, and although Clint stays faithful, SuperAngel (Shari Eubank - Chest Anderson USN) demands he comes home. When he gets there, they get into fight and she puts an axe through his truck, causing the neighbour to call the police. He gets arrested, released and ends up at a bar whilst the cop that stepped in, Harry Sledge (Charles Napier - Annapolis), ends up with SuperAngel killing her in a rage. As Clint is in the frame for the murder, he runs away, meeting various characters until he ends up working at the SuperVixen garage. One day, the murderous cop Harry pulls up for petrol, and soon enough recognises who Clint is. Harry then kidnaps SuperVixen and we are quickly thrust into an explosive ending.

Before I start giving my overall opinion on the film, let's be honest and say that anyone expecting some sort of award winning film should look elsewhere. Shot on a budget of under $100k, this film has many flaws. Some of the characters introduced whilst Clint makes his way between the two garages are just there so that another sex scene can be added along with gratuitous nudity. There isn't much wrong with this but getting rid of one or two of these scenes or cutting them down, would've made the already weak plot a lot tighter. The acting isn't great but is wonderfully cheesy and as the film gets to the gritty ending you notice that Meyer has actually done well to develop both Clint and Harry, as you find yourself really disliking Harry, but feeling for Clint in a bit of an offbeat way. If you just want a bit of fun and a bit of laugh, then this film is certainly worth a look but if you're not a fan of other comedic sexploitation films, then you'd be best to avoid this. 4/5

Video:
Arrow Films have provided the film with the original aspect ratio of 4:3 and it's not very good. Although the colours are generally bright and enriching, it is spoiled by the countless scratches, grain and split second blotches on the top right hand side. The film is a better than VHS but it could do with a LOT of restoration work. No subtitles have been provided.

Audio:
Arrow Films have provided us with a solo English Dolby Digital 2.0 Dual Mono track, which is actually the film's original option. There is an occasional crackle, but other than that, the audio is quite a bit better than the picture. Dialogue is clear at all times and music levels are at an even keel throughout with no need to change the volume halfway thrugh the film. The 'swinging' soundtrack comes through nicely aswell. Obviously, an upmixed surround track of some sort would have been a great addition, but as it is, the mono track is certainly capable.

Extras:

We start off the small amount of extras with an audio commentary with director Russ Meyer. Ported over from the old laserdisc release, the commentary is actually pretty informative. With Meyer telling us about the crew members parts in the film aswell as his own cameo, he seems to have really enjoyed making the film, despite what he says about Charlie Pitts causing a few problems with coming onto the lead actresses off camera. Delightfully insightful, brutally honest and with plenty of anecdotes chucked in, this commentary MUST be listed to.

Other than the commentary we just get a trailer reel which is only available as a play all option and includes the following trailers:
- Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (2:44)
- Blacksnake! (1:23)
- Mudhoney (3:22)
- Vixen (1:23)
- Wild Gals of the Naked West (2:19)
- Supervixens (1:53)
- Beneath the Valley of the Ultra Vixens (1:57)
- Cherry, Harry & Raquel! (3:14)
- Common-Law Cabin (3:07)
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 24, 2011, 06:29:43 AM
I have posted the above review before, but just rewatched the movie, and the review was never indexed so posting it again due to rewatch hoping it can be added to the review list on next update. Cheers RossRoy. ;)
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Post by: Kathy on December 24, 2011, 06:36:10 AM
Young Frankenstein (1974)  The sets look very similar to those that James Whale would've used...

There is a reason that the sets look familiar, Mel Brooks did indeed use much of James Whale's original sets for Young Frankenstein.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 24, 2011, 06:40:21 AM
Young Frankenstein (1974)  The sets look very similar to those that James Whale would've used...

There is a reason that the sets look familiar, Mel Brooks did indeed use much of James Whale's original sets for Young Frankenstein.

You learn something new everyday! Thanks Kathy. Do you know which films in particular the sets were used from? I was mostly reminded of The Old Dark House rather than Frankenstein itself. (A film I need to rewatch... had pretty much forgotten about it until watching YF).
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 24, 2011, 08:51:34 AM
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Love and Other Impossible Pursuits (2009) (AKA The Other Woman) Region B - United Kingdom

Overview:
Academy Award Winner Natalie Portman (Black Swan) lights up the screen in this frank, funny, and heart-wrenching adaptation of bestselling author Ayelet Waldman s novel about life, loss, and family.
Emilia (Portman) is a Harvard law school graduate and a newlywed, after falling in love with her already married high-powered boss Jack (Scott Cohen, Love & Other Drugs), when she began working at his law firm.
Unfortunately, Emilia s life takes an unexpected turn following the sudden death of her and Jack s newborn daughter. Devastated, Emilia struggles through her grief and tries to forge a connection with her precocious new stepson William (Charlie Tahan, I Am Legend), whilst also trying to cope with the constant interferences of her husband's angry, jealous ex-wife, Carolyn (Lisa Kudrow, Friends).
Can Emilia rediscover her own capacity for love in time to salvage her failing marriage and build a family from the wreckage?

My Thoughts:
Love and Other Impossible Pursuits is an adaptation based upon the book of the same name by Ayelet Waldman and went widely unnoticed during it's very limited theatrical release with a gross of barely $20,000, despite the star power behind it. Unfortunately, it is rather underwhelming. A strong subject matter, the screenplay and how it has been brought to screen is rather cliched (note, I have not read the book so unsure how close it is), and whilst there are some quite powerful moments, such as seeing the picture of the family William has drawn, the story is formulaic and doesn't feel like it is anything you haven't seen before. There are some noteworthy performances from Scott Cohen, Natalie Portman and Charlie Tahan, but I do have to wonder how Lisa Kudrow manages to get work as she is the weak link (though she is a regular for drector Don Roos). Worth a look, but nothing new. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 24, 2011, 09:20:22 PM
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Fair Game (2010) Region B - United Kingdom

Overview:
From the director of The Bourne Identity comes this riveting thriller inspired by the experiences of real-life CIA officer Valerie Plame (Academy Award® nominee Naomi Watts). When Plame's retired ambassador husband Joe Wilson (played by Academy Award® winner Sean Penn) writes a newspaper article challenging the basis for the U.S. war on Iraq, the White House leaks Plame's undercover status leaving her international contacts vulnerable, her career in shambles and her life in danger. Crackling with sharp dialogue, gripping intrigue and heart-pounding suspense, Fair Game is the adventure that's so unbelievable, it can only be real.

My Thoughts:
Doug Liman is a director whose work I enjoy and so his involvement was the main basis for me viewing this movie based upon the true story of ex-CIA operative Valerie Plame who is uncovered in the press by a White House source to discredit an article by her husband Joe Wilson. Although this movie has come out some years after the fact, what uncovers is a truly fascinating story, focusing as much on the political events as it does between the relationship between Valerie and Joe as events unfold. Of course, the movie is really only one side of the story, but that shouldn't take away from it's importance. As with most of Liman's work, the film is well edited and paced, and Naomi Watts and Sean Penn are great in the leads. The only downfall for me was the subplot with the Iraqi doctor which ended rather abruptly without any real closure apart from a final meeting between his sister and Valerie. The disc comes with a commentary by Valerie Plane and Joe Wilson, which is also worth a listen (and has been the first I have listened to in full for some time). Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 25, 2011, 12:46:47 AM
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The Lincoln Lawyer (2011) Region B - United Kingdom

Overview:
Mick Haller (Matthew McConaughey) is a Los Angeles criminal defense attorney who operates out of the back of his Lincoln Towncar. Having spent most of his career defending petty gutter-variety criminals, he unexpectedly lands the case of a lifetime: defending a rich Beverly Hills realtor (Ryan Phillippe) who is accused of attempted rape and murder.
However, what appears in the beginning to be a straightforward case with a big money pay-off swiftly develops into a deadly match between two masters of manipulation, in Lakeshore Entertainment's, The Lincoln Lawyer.

My Thoughts:
Matthew McConaughey... a name that strikes fear into every movie-goer with his generally shoddy acting in rom-coms. But wait! I have to confirm that there is talent hidden there somewhere, because as the main character in The Lincoln Lawyer, McConaughey not only shows range, but also that he can actually act with the right material (also proven with We Are Marshall). Backed up with a great supporting cast that includes two of the most underappreciated stars out there, Marisa Tomei and William H. Macy, McConaughey nails his performance here as a lawyer who conducts his business from the back of a Lincoln car who ends up in a game of manipulation with a wealthy client. The script is strong, allowing for some good twists and surprises and the film is nicely shot and well edited. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: Kathy on December 25, 2011, 12:52:53 AM
You learn something new everyday! Thanks Kathy. Do you know which films in particular the sets were used from? I was mostly reminded of The Old Dark House rather than Frankenstein itself. (A film I need to rewatch... had pretty much forgotten about it until watching YF).

I was always obsessed with Mel Brooks - I bought everything I could get my hands on that had anything to do with him. I used to say he was the only man I would ever marry!  :laugh:

I'm not sure exactly where I read or saw Brooks discussing the sets - sorry - but I thought that was so cool I never forgot it. Somehow it made watching the film that much more special to me.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 26, 2011, 03:43:04 AM
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Riding for a Fall (2004) - Short Film

My Thoughts:
So, I stick in the DVD for Tracey Emin's 60minute feature film debut, Top Spot, but before I do, I go into the extras section to see if there is anything about her, quite frankly, insane art. There wasn't, but one of the extras caught my attention; "A Short Film by Tracey Emin: Riding for a Fall". So, I hit enter and I get what could be one of the stupidest short films I have ever subjected myself to in my life. It is basically just Tracey Emin riding a horse on Margate beach whilst the Delroy Wilson song Riding for a Fall plays. I don't know, maybe I just didn't get it... maybe it has a hidden meaning too nonsensical for a normal person like me? Skip this four minutes of crap 'art' and pretend it was never made. 0.5/5
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Post by: Dragonfire on December 26, 2011, 08:46:21 AM
You learn something new everyday! Thanks Kathy. Do you know which films in particular the sets were used from? I was mostly reminded of The Old Dark House rather than Frankenstein itself. (A film I need to rewatch... had pretty much forgotten about it until watching YF).

I was always obsessed with Mel Brooks - I bought everything I could get my hands on that had anything to do with him. I used to say he was the only man I would ever marry!  :laugh:

I'm not sure exactly where I read or saw Brooks discussing the sets - sorry - but I thought that was so cool I never forgot it. Somehow it made watching the film that much more special to me.

I heard that about the sets too....  Hmm...Maybe one of the special features on my Young Frankenstein DVD.  Or a special on tv...or an extra on another movie that touched on all his movies maybe.  Crap....I can't remember for sure, but I know it was something I saw.  I haven't read any books about him.

Oh wait...just remembered....I got this book about the 500 must see movies..something like that.  Young Frankenstein was in it..maybe it said something about the sets too.  Hmmm.
This is gonna bug me until I remember.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 26, 2011, 01:35:44 PM
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Top Spot (2004) Region 0 United Kingdom

Overview:
This eagerly anticipated first feature from British artist Tracey Emin marks a beautiful new chapter in her rich body of autobiographical work. Drawing on her experiences of growing up in Margate, the film features six teenage girls whose stories are told through moments of bravado and insecurity as the film captures the true essence of being a teenager. Shot with a mix of DV footage and gorgeous Super 8 film, there is both artistry and craft in her editing style and the film is infused with a selection of great songs. Shot last summer in Margate, London and Egypt this is a personal history at its most adventurous.
Emin is no stranger to controversy and with her first foray into the film industry, she has produced a piece of work that will be remembered for its bold approach to an often diluted subject matter.

My Thoughts:
I really don't know where to start with this pretentious, self-important rubbish. The acting by the young girls throughout is beyond terrible and Emin's decision to cast them is just the start of her troubles. The lack of narration hurts this piece immensely and the film trundles along without any real structure to it. The editing is poor and the way scenes are set-up lacks any sort of professionalism. The BBFC made this an eighteen certificate due to a suicide scene which Emin publicly moaned about, so much so that she actually withdrew the film from the majority of avenues for a couple of years. It's a shame she never stuck by her guns, and kept this tripe private forever. One of the worst I have ever seen. 0.5/5
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Post by: Najemikon on December 26, 2011, 01:47:09 PM
To be honest, I find Emin to just be a joke all round. I don't like the woman anyway, but she isn't an artist. She has absolutely no skill whatsoever, not even a message to vocalise. You can forgive a lack of talent if the effort displays some profound thought. I didn't even know she had made a film, but your description bears out what I think of her. A child, playing at being someone clever, for some reason being tolerated and spoiled by everyone around her. It's time she got a proper job.

Still, it's reassuring that this proves there is nowhere to hide in film. In the art world, it's easy for an idiot to get fawned over by the critics, but despite film often being sneered at, it's an instant sink or swim medium if you're thinking of tackling the art-house crowd.

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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 26, 2011, 01:58:49 PM
Very true... in fact the BBC review talks about the fact you can get away with it on an art gallery wall:
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...with some of the young actresses looking plainly embarrassed by their pretentious dialogue. To make matters worse, the piece unfolds in a shapeless style that considers it a virtue to confuse and wrong-foot the audience. It may pass muster when projected on an art gallery wall, but at the cinema it's a dead loss: a drably shot, underwhelming clunker, produced by a tabloid-baiting self-publicist long past her sell-by date.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2004/11/29/top_spot_2004_review.shtml
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Post by: Najemikon on December 26, 2011, 02:03:58 PM
Nice.  :thumbup: Right to the heart of the insufferable cow.

Sorry, I really can't stand her!
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 26, 2011, 02:10:16 PM
Well, according to imdb, apart from some shorts she did at the same time as this (I reviewed the one on the dvd above), she hasn't made anything else. :laugh: Seems this was a traumatising experience and I think she may have withdrawn it due to poor reviews, hiding behind the BBFC decision.
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Post by: goodguy on December 26, 2011, 06:45:56 PM
Heh. Never heard of Tracey Emin before, but you guys stompin' around makes me wonder if I might actually like the film.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 26, 2011, 08:32:37 PM
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Force of Five (2009) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
From the world-famous action-team that brought you Ong Bak, The Warrior King and Chocolate comes Force of Five, the latest Thai martial arts showcase that delivers bone-crunching thrills and incredible stunt sequences.
When a renegade para-military unit converges on a hospital in downtown Bangkok, four extraordinary heroes will unite to restore peace and save their younger brother, who has been admitted for emergency heart surgery. In a critical race against time, they will defy danger, and confront a brutal rebel army in an heroic bid to overcome seemingly insurmountable odds.
Starring martial arts impressario Johnny Nguyen (The Warrior King and The Rebel) and the next generation of Thai action-superstars, Force of Five showcases raw and relentless Muay Thai mayhem, culminating in a jaw-dropping final showdown that will have you shaking your head in disbelief!

My Thoughts:
Force of Five is sort of like a Thai version of 3 Ninjas (but with more kids and better action). The kids have to get into a hospital that has been taken over by paramilitaries in order to get the heart that their brother is waiting for at another hospital before he dies. Whilst the story might not be one that is particularly thrilling, and the acting is slightly below average, the action sequences and the martial arts are surprisingly quite good considering the age of the youngsters involved, and to watch these kids perform some of the stunts they do tells me they have a long career in martial arts based stunt work ahead of them. The script is a bit of a mixed bag, but it has some funny moments and the whole final act is really enjoyable to just sit back and watch. It's far from a masterpiece but it's fun enough to waste away some time. 3/5
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Post by: Najemikon on December 26, 2011, 10:32:01 PM
Heh. Never heard of Tracey Emin before, but you guys stompin' around makes me wonder if I might actually like the film.

Honestly, I'm only basing my opinion on what I think of her, but I still think you wouldn't like her stuff either. Even when I don't like the films you do, I can appreciate the talent involved and the message they were trying to convey.

Take a look at this link. If you are intrigued by this complete tripe her past work then, maybe she has a chance with you and you should watch the film. If like me, you look at "Unmade Bed" and think WTF, move on. ;)

http://www.saatchi-gallery.co.uk/artists/tracey_emin.htm
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 27, 2011, 12:01:14 AM
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From Paris with Love (2010) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
A personal aide to U.S. Ambassador in France, James Reece (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) has an enviable life in Paris and a beautiful French girlfriend, but his real passion is his side job as a low-level operative for the CIA.
All James wants is to become a bona fide agent and see some real action. So when he's offered his first senior-level assignment, he can't believe his good luck until he meets his new partner, special agent Charlie Wax (John Travolta) - a trigger-happy, wisecracking, loose cannon who's been sent to Paris to stop a terrorist attack.

My Thoughts:
French director Pierre Morel first came to my attention with the fantastic Banlieue 13, an action packed stylish melee from France that was a lot of fun. His second film, Taken, starring Liam Neeson was also a film I enjoyed a hell of a lot. From Paris with Love, is his third film, and like his others, I enjoyed it thoroughly for what it was, action action action. Based on a story by Luc Besson, From Paris with Love may not put that much thought into character development, but I came for the action, which was non-stop from beginning to end. Explosions, gunfights and great car chase sequences all built around a solid if formulaic plot and it was good to see John Travolta in the role of a CIA agent who shoots first, asks questions later. This is above average, action-thriller popcorn fodder. I look forward to Morel's next, which will hopefully be yet another collaboration with Luc Besson. 3.5/5
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Post by: goodguy on December 27, 2011, 01:55:00 AM
Heh. Never heard of Tracey Emin before, but you guys stompin' around makes me wonder if I might actually like the film.

Honestly, I'm only basing my opinion on what I think of her, but I still think you wouldn't like her stuff either. Even when I don't like the films you do, I can appreciate the talent involved and the message they were trying to convey.

Take a look at this link. If you are intrigued by this complete tripe her past work then, maybe she has a chance with you and you should watch the film. If like me, you look at "Unmade Bed" and think WTF, move on. ;)

http://www.saatchi-gallery.co.uk/artists/tracey_emin.htm

Conceptual art is easy to dismiss and without knowing anything about her that doesn't elicit a reaction from me, one way or the other. I skimmed through a couple of other reviews of the film and it's hard to get a handle on it. I've recently seen Matthew Porterfield's pretty great Putty Hill (which uses a fake documentary approach including interviews to portrait a group of people) and I wonder if Emin's Top Spot could be in similar vein. But apart from that it's pretty much only your and Sam's knee-jerk reaction that piqued my interest. I reserve that kind of hatred for the Spielbergs of this world.  ;)
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 27, 2011, 02:12:05 AM
and Sam's knee-jerk reaction that piqued my interest.

I actually waited quite a few hours between watching and reviewing (I watched immediately after I wrote the review of the short) because I wanted to be sure it deserved to be crapped upon. It did. :laugh:

By the way, whilst I dislike some of her art, I also like some of it, hence my interest in buying this disc in the first place. I picked it up for a couple of £ from Marketplace.
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Post by: Najemikon on December 27, 2011, 02:42:40 AM
Conceptual art is easy to dismiss and without knowing anything about her that doesn't elicit a reaction from me, one way or the other. I skimmed through a couple of other reviews of the film and it's hard to get a handle on it. I've recently seen Matthew Porterfield's pretty great Putty Hill (which uses a fake documentary approach including interviews to portrait a group of people) and I wonder if Emin's Top Spot could be in similar vein. But apart from that it's pretty much only your and Sam's knee-jerk reaction that piqued my interest. I reserve that kind of hatred for the Spielbergs of this world.  ;)

To be fair, Sam's reaction was the correct one. He watched the film and judged it in of itself before considering the director.

Any art should be able to exist in spite of the artist and knowledge of that artist shouldn't influence the basic reaction. Conceptual art is easy to dismiss when that basic reaction is one of bewilderment and fails to create a genuine and intelligent discussion. Only a body of work in that case can rescue it when it is seen in context. Nothing said about 'Unmade Bed' has ever made me think it is anything more than self-indulgent crap that some critics enthuse about, simply to create something that isn't actually there. The rest of Emin's work on that link supports that. Locking herself in a room and painting scrawls? It's selfish bollocks!

I find intelligence attractive and anyone merely having the ability to paint or sculpt immediately invalidates Emin and her kind for me. Spending months developing a creation that takes skill that others cannot achieve and creates a profound reaction will always trump her "look what I wiped my arse with this morning" approach.  :shrug:

I'm not against conceptual art as such. I mean, you'll never catch me analysing Damien Hirst's work with any enthusiasm, but he's an intelligent man and has demonstrated that grasp of reality that the best artists need to be able to manipulate someone's perception while keeping control. Emin has never had control of her own damaged psyche and for some reason some critics are attracted to such car crash "art". Essentially, she's a spoilt brat.

Anyway my point is, regardless of what I think of her, Top Spot should be able to survive without Emin, but nothing I have seen or read about it gives it any credibility. Much as I dislike her, I'm happy for my opinion of anyone to flip 180 on the basis of new evidence. Top Spot ain't it! :P

I must go. I plan to stare at my own messy bed for a couple of hours and think about life. I'll take a photo of it then and sell it for £1000. Interested?  :tease:

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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 27, 2011, 06:03:03 AM
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The Parent Trap (1998) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
What if you spent your whole life wishing for something you didn't know you already had? Hallie Parker and Annie James are about to find out.
From Walt Disney Pictures and the creators of Father Of The Bride comes the hilariously fresh and contemporary retelling of the classic hit THE PARENT TRAP.
Hallie is a cool girl from California. Annie is a fair rose from London. When the two accidentally meet at summer camp, they think they have nothing in common except...they're identical twins (both played by LINDSAY LOHAN). Now they're up to their freckles in schemes and dreams to switch places, get their parents (DENNIS QUAID and NATASHA RICHARDSON) back together and have the family they've always wished for.
This heart-warming and delightfully clever comedy adventure will enchant your entire family.

My Thoughts:
Believe it or not, Lindsay Lohan hasn't always been in the media for her personal problems. At one point, she was a successful Disney star and this remake of 1961's The Parent Trap is well regarded as one of her better Disney movies. Playing twins Hallie and Annie, Lohan puts in a reasonable performance and works well with the more experienced likes of Dennis Quaid, Natasha Richardson and Elaine Hendrix. The story is fun, if a little long, and has some rather funny moments thrown in, the best of which come during the first act at the summer camp. It's surprisingly long for a family Disney film at over two hours but it's paced well enough that you don't notice to much. I did find it strange that although each twin lives with what comes across as a respectable and thoughtful parent, the twins never knew each other existed, though I can write that off as a way to get the story together. It doesn't break any barriers, but it is good family fun and better than a lot of the live action Disney films that currently get released. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 27, 2011, 05:49:42 PM
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Prowl (2010) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Amber dreams of escaping her small town existence and persuades her friends to accompany her to find an apartment in the big city. When their transportation breaks down, she and her friends gratefully accept a ride in the back of a truck. But when the driver refuses to stop and they discover the cargo is hundreds of cartons of blood, they begin to really panic. Their panic turns to terror when the truck disgorges them into a dark, abandoned warehouse where blood-thirsty creatures learn to hunt human prey, which the friends realize, is what they now are...

My Thoughts:
Directed by Patrik Syversen, Prowl is an entry into the "After Dark" range of horror films that is worth looking into for fans of vampire based horror. The story has a nice little twist towards the end, and the vampire effects were of reasonable quality, looking very similar to those seen in (the far superior overall) 30 Days of Night. The main character, Amber, is played by Courtney Hope and although not a great performance, it is sufficient. There is a nice little role for Bruce Payne as the truck driver Bernard, and it is worth noting that although set in America, the main cast are predominatly British. The only real problems with Prowl are the fact it feels like every other vampire film out there and it takes a little while to get going but it is a reasonably solid low/mid-budget horror movie. A slightly generous 3/5.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 28, 2011, 11:02:00 AM
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End of the Road (2010) (via Lovefilm streaming)

Overview:
With no prior knowledge of car mechanics, two of London's brightest young stand-up comics, Alexis Dubus and Sy Thomas, embark on an epic journey of friendship and self discovery. Ridiculed by their friends for not having an ounce of common sense or resilience between them, Sy and Alexis are desperate to prove their doubters wrong. After purchasing a second-hand car for £100, the pair embark on a fraught and highly eventful 4000 mile journey across seven different countries and a stretch of the Western Sahara Desert. But with no knowledge of car mechanics, they must rely on their charm and strength in adversity to have any chance of arriving at their destination in The Gambia. If successful in reaching their goal, their car (or what's left of it) will be auctioned off for local charities. With their passion for meeting people and visiting places of natural beauty and cultural importance...

My Thoughts:
This documentary is a little bit of a mixed bag. Advertised as featuring two of the UK's brightest young stand-up comedians, the documentary is surprising in that it doesn't really use comedy at all in the way their story is told. They buy an old left hand drive Ford Bronco for £100 with the goal of driving to Gambia without the car dieing on them. Whilst the documentary shows the journey quite well, we don't really learn about any of the places they travelled through, the other people doing the journey (there are a few £100 cars in the challenge) or even the challenge itself. Instead, it is more of showing the two 'comics' driving, getting lost, needing help, getting the car signed by people they meet, and not much of any significance, which is a shame as the opening twenty minute set-up was well structured. It passed the time, but it's to insignificant and they miss too many opportunities for me to watch again. 2/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 29, 2011, 07:50:28 AM
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Donkey Punch (2008) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
It's party time on the Med and three girls are out to lose themselves in a hedonistic whirlwind of sun-soaked, booze-drenched, depraved fun. When a group of like-minded lads offer to keep the party going by taking them to their luxury yacht, it's just the glamorous adventure the girls are up for. But the night takes a vicious turn... Some lose their inhibitions, others lose their lives as the evening suddenly erupts into a drug-fueled frenzy of bizarre sex acts including the 'donkey punch', savage violence, gruesome murder and a ruthless fight for survival.
With an incredible atmosphere of unease and unbearable tension based around unflinching scenes of graphic sex and extreme violence, DONKEY PUNCH stars Jaime Winstone (Kidulthood) and Julian Morris (Cry Wolf) in one of the most controversial horror/thrillers of the year.

My Thoughts:
Donkey Punch is such a hit and miss film. Directed by Oliver Blackburn in his feature length debut, it features some interesting ideas but ultimately falls flat by bringing nothing new to the table and by having hit-and-miss dialogue and acting. Easily the best cast member is Jaime Winstone, showing she maybe has had the acting genes passed down from her dad but everyone else muddles their way through. Blackburn has managed to make what looks like a well-polished and professional film, and he manages to build up the story reasonably well, but after the 'Donkey Punch' it does lose its way and doesn't keep the tension or suspense required to keep the viewer hooked. Overall, it is a bit of a missed opportunity but still worth a rental. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 29, 2011, 10:03:04 AM
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Till Human Voices Wake Us (2002) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Spectacularly photographed in Australia and hauntingly atmospheric in theme, Till Human Voices Wake Us teams Guy Pearce (Memento, L.A. Confidential) and Helena Bonham Carter (Fight Club, The Wings of the Dove) in a compelling supernatural romance. Pearce plays Dr. Sam Franks, an emotionally troubled psychologist who is travelling home to bury his father in the small Australian town where he was raised. It is an emotional journey that forces him to confront the memories of a long-ago summer that ended in tragedy – an incident that continues to torment him in his adult life. During the journey, he encounters Ruby (Carter), a beautiful, mysterious young woman with a secret past. Is Ruby real? Or is she a ghost – a manifestation – that Sam has created to allow him to say goodbye to a heartbreaking passage in his life?

My Thoughts:
Till Human Voices Wake Us is a little bit of a slow mover. Effectively told through two timelines (Dr. Sam Franks' childhood and adulthood) the quality between the two is chalk and cheese with the segments showing the childhood starring Lindley Joyner and Brooke Harmon more interesting than the segments during adulthood starring Guy Pearce and Helena Bonham Carter. Whilst there are above average performances from the cast all round, the slow pace and obvious route of the plot can make it a little hard going at times, but still, the story is at least average. The long scenic shots throughout are done well and suit the feel of the film but often these long shots coincide with moments that are not engaging for the viewer (long periods of characters thinking etc). If you're a fan of any of the cast, this is worth a look but it is a slow burner and formulaic from start to end. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 29, 2011, 09:13:53 PM
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The Omega Man (1971) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Welcome to the future. Biological war has decimated life on Earth. Los Angeles is a windswept ghost town where Robert Neville tools his convertible through sunlit streets for supplies. And makes damn sure he gets undercover before sundown, when other "inhabitants" emerge.
The Omega Man adapts Richard Matheson's novel I Am Legend into a high-impact, high-tension saga of a fate not far removed from reality. Charlton Heston is Neville, fending off attacks by The Family, sinister neopeople spawned by the plague. He also becomes a man with a mission after meeting Lisa (Rosalind Cash), another uninfected survivor - and guardian of some healthy children representing our species' hope.

My Thoughts:
The Omega Man recently had a bit of a resurgance after the release of the Will Smith reimagining I Am Legend (both based on the I Am Legend book). The world has been obliterated after a biological war and there are very very few survivors, but there are quite a few 'walking dead' who have been infected with a plague in the aftermath. Heston spends his time avoiding and fighting these people but some of the best scenes actually come from Heston talking to himself, like when he is watching Woodstock in a deserted cinema. The story takes a turn when he meets Lisa who is looking after some healthy children and it revives his human passion and emotion for life in order to help them. The empty streets look great, Heston is a good choice for the lead and it is well paced. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 29, 2011, 11:40:28 PM
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Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
This new and thoroughly captivating remake of Disney's original hit has become an instant favourite with audiences of all ages. You'll lose your heart to Chance, a fun-loving American bulldog; Sassy, a hilarious Himalayan cat who lives up to her name; and Shadow, the wise, old golden retriever - all of whom express themselves with very familiar human voices! The thrilling adventure begins when these irresistible pets decide to head home after being separated from their loving owners. On their incredible journey, across a ruggedly beautiful mountain range, they encounter danger and excitement at every turn, from ferocious beasts to the harsh elements of nature. It's an unforgettable story of love, courage and devotion that will inspire everyone in the family.

My Thoughts:
I first saw Homeward Bound at the cinema, so I will have been just twelve years old, and at that age, I obviously loved it. Rewatching it at the age of 28 I can remember why. Sure, it is oversentimental at times and holds no surprises, but it's an enjoyable, sometimes funny, sometimes sad film about a family being reunited with their pets. Whilst some of the scenes with the family members are cringeworthy at times, Disney managed to utilise the animals well to invoke several emotions in the viewer, such as when Sassy almost drowns or when we aren't sure if old Shadow will make it. The animals are voiced well by Michael J. Fox, Don Ameche and Sally Field and the ending, though obvious, is a great moment. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: Najemikon on December 30, 2011, 12:55:27 AM
Homeward Bound would scrape a two from me at best because of the voices. Have you seen The Incredible Journey? It's astonishing and all the better for the animals not having stupid voices! I can't bear that. The original animals are much more impressive by being just that: animals.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 30, 2011, 06:16:45 AM
Have you seen The Incredible Journey?

Not as yet but it is on the wishlist.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 30, 2011, 06:31:18 AM
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30 Days of Night (2007) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Barrow, Alaska: A remote, isolated town that is plunged into a state of complete darkness for 30 days every winter. It is here that a group of marauding, merciless and bloodthirsty vampires, led by Marlow (Danny Huston), are coming. Their intention? A month long, uninterrupted feast of its helpless residents.
It is up to Sheriff Eben (Josh Hartnett), his estranged wife, Stella (Melissa George), and an ever-shrinking group of survivors to do anything and everything they can to last till daylight.

My Thoughts:
I've seen 30 Days of Night on three occasions now and enjoyed it every single time. One of the best horror movies of recent years, it stars Josh Hartnett and Melissa George as an estranged couple who must deal with a vampire attack on their hometown of Barrow, Alaska. What makes this slightly different, is that it is the time of year where Barrow will not see light for 30 days, so these vampires are not going to disappear the following morning. The scares sometimes rely on a loud noise but there are some effective moments where the action takes place just off screen, as well as some very gory moments (axe meeting head in particular). The special effects are above average and include some unique looking vampires, and the characters are surprisingly likeable. I wasn't expecting much from either Josh Hartnett or Melissa George, but both put in worthwhile performances and neither detract from the movie. The supporting cast are sort of skipped over as they don't take much screentime, but I did think the best actor involved was Mark Boone Junior as Beau whose best moment comes as he drives a snowplough into the vampires as they attack Hartnett/George's overturned police truck. Overall, it is well paced, has enough scares and enough of a plot, and is very atmospheric, so recommended, especially to horror fans with a good speaker set-up. 4/5
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Post by: Achim on December 30, 2011, 06:39:38 AM
I thought in overall 30 Days of Night was a good concept, with the vampires given free reign(sp?) for a whole month.

One thing REALLY bugged me though in this film, reducing the enjoyment for me: The eating habits of the vampires. Why do they have to be so messy? It doesn't even make a lot of sense, since after the first kill there is no more chance to blend in to surpise the next victim. Or what about the blood cooling down and eventuzally freezing in/on the clothes? The whole thing just rubbed me the wrong way.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 30, 2011, 06:46:52 AM
One thing REALLY bugged me though in this film, reducing the enjoyment for me: The eating habits of the vampires. Why do they have to be so messy? It doesn't even make a lot of sense, since after the first kill there is no more chance to blend in to surpise the next victim. Or what about the blood cooling down and eventuzally freezing in/on the clothes? The whole thing just rubbed me the wrong way.

Vaid points, and it actually brings up the one thing that annoyed me which I forgot to mention in my review. The majority of the kills happen in the very first night, and then the story is rather spread out, but what did my nut in was the fact they never really keep the viewer in clue as to how far in the thirty days they are apart from the odd bit of minor chit-chat. I would've liked to see how tensions etc changed over the prolonged period. As for why are they messy? Because the town is isolated so no need for the vamps to be 'hidden' away, and instead, make it known they are out there.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 30, 2011, 11:31:35 PM
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Clueless (1995) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Still as smart and charming as ever, Clueless gets a fresh, sassy makeover for this new "Whatever!" Collector's Edition. Alicia Silverstone sparkles as Cher, the matchmaking 15-year-old Beverly Hills High schooler who has shopping and boys on her mind, but mostly shopping. Also starring Brittany Murphy as a dowdy transfer student, Jeremy Sisto as her potential mate and Paul Rudd as Cher's sensitive "Baldwin" step-brother, Clueless is back to capture the hearts of a whole new generation.

My Thoughts:
OK, I admit it. I'm a fan of this movie. Alicia Silverstone is perfect in the lead and Brittany Murphy, Stacey Dash, Donald Faison, Paul Rudd, Breckin Meyer and Dan Hedaya all put in worthwhile supporting efforts. The story, is a bit cliched at times, but it really does work well in its favour and I really enjoyed the way it pans out and Silverstone's narrative segments. Obviously, this teen comedy isn't for everybody but it's more than enjoyable and really purveys that stereotypical 'Sweet Valley' rich girl in a mall vibe really well without becoming a joke in itself. In fact, if you really look at it, the story is a lot deeper than it looks on first glance, despite it's formulaic structure. If you do like this, also check out Mean Girls. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 31, 2011, 01:34:32 AM
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13hrs (2010) Region B United Kingdom

Overview:
From the producer of Dog Soldiers, 13 Hrs stars some of the hottest young British talent in one of the horror hits of the year. Starring Tom Felton (Harry Potter), Gemma Atkinson (Hollyoaks), Isabella Calthorpe (How to Lose Friends and Alienate People) and Joshua Bowman (Holby City). A full moon hangs in the night sky and lightning streaks across dark storm clouds. Sarah Tyler (Isabella Calthorpe) returns to her troubled family home in the isolated countryside, for a much put-off visit. As the storm rages on, Sarah, along with her family and friends shore up for the night, cut off from the outside world. But something emerges from the driving rain and darkness. Something that holds a dark secret so devastating that, in one night, it could wipe out the entire family. Trapped, Sarah, along with her brothers and friends must use their heads as well as their physical strength to survive not only the thing that is hunting them down one by one - but their own entrapment as the besieged group turns in on itself. Can they survive the horror which is stalking them? Can they survive for 13 hours? Or is their enemy already amongst them and always has been?

My Thoughts:
"From the producers of Dog Soldiers" is mentioned on the case, and is admittedly what interested me in grabbing this from a mate's shelf to watch. Starring Isabella Calthorpe, Gemma Atkinson and Tom Felton among others, 13Hrs is unfortunately a rather poor British werewolf movie that misses the mark in several respects. First of all, the quality of the acting is poor throughout. Whilst Gabriel Thomson, Gemma Atkinson and Simon MacCorkindale have all got successful television roles in their CV, they have never really been known for their outstanding acting, but in this film, all three fail to reach even the mediocrity of their TV roles (though I have seen much worse in Brit horror). Tom Felton, who plays Draco in the Harry Potter movies is of particular disappointment here. The script is as formulaic as they come and the dialogue is often clumpy and hammy but there is the odd spark of well placed dialogue. Special effects at times are OK, but they are not utilised well enough throughout and the opting for a red tint view through the eyes of the werewolf is sometimes amateurish compared to what could have been done. The film does manage to build tension quite well when the gang first realise what is happening but the poor acting stops the suspense and atmosphere in its tracks at times. I really wanted this British horror to be good, but I can't bring myself to recommend it to anybody no matter how hard I try. Skip it... btw, if anyone can tell me what the title actually has to do with the movie, please let me know! 2/5
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Post by: Jimmy on December 31, 2011, 01:40:01 AM
From the producer of ....
When this or "from the director of..." appear on case it's usually a good sign that a movie will be bad :laugh:
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 31, 2011, 01:44:46 AM
From the producer of ....
When this or "from the director of..." appear on case it's usually a good sign that a movie will be bad :laugh:

That should've given it away. Or when my mate said "It's crap. You won't like it. Don't blame me because I warned you." :laugh:
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 31, 2011, 11:49:11 AM
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The Inbetweeners Movie (2011) Region B United Kingdom

Overview:
Will (Simon Bird), Simon (Joe Thomas), Jay (James Buckley) and Neil (Blake Harrison), have finished school forever, and are off on their first lads holiday. They‘re looking forward to two weeks in Malia with no parents, no teachers and little chance with the ladies.
From disastrous holiday accommodation, to Simon’s heartache, to Neil’s spectacular dancing, to Jay falling asleep in an ants nest, it’s a real coming-of-age film – where 4 boys become men… or at least try to. And with the chance for holiday romance the boys pull out all the stops!

My Thoughts:
Well let me get it out of the way straight off the bat. If you are familiar with the television show in any way whatsoever then you'll know pretty much what the movie holds in store, except this time on a lads holiday to Greece, rather than the day to day events of sixth form. It's good to see though that the boys' parents still get small roles, as does Greg Davies as their (now ex) head of form. The film's dialogue, like the shows, is hilarious and I laughed throughout the film from start to finish, most notably at Will's antics. So, the story might not amount to much (go on holiday, get laid whilst realising what great mates you all are) but it's structured and paced well and because the laughs continously come, you don't mind. If you loved the show, you'll love this, though this movie does stand up well by itself so no knowledge of the characters is required beforehand. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 02, 2012, 12:41:37 AM
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The Smurfs (2011) Region Free - United Kingdom

Overview:
When the evil wizard Gargamel chases the tiny blue Smurfs out of their village, they tumble from their magical world and into ours--in fact, smack dab in the middle of Central Park. Just three apples high and stuck in the Big Apple, the Smurfs must find a way to get back to their village before Gargamel tracks them down.

My Thoughts:
Although I am obviously aware who the Smurfs are (I don't live in a cave), I'm not particularly familiar with the characters or the stories. The Smurfs go through a portal and end up in New York City where Gargamel (Hank Azaria) is chasing them to get the Smurf 'essence'. They find help from a marketing vice president (Neil Patrick Harris) and his pregnant wife (Jayma Mays) in order to stop Gargamel's evil plans. Although Mays and Harris have both been in films/tv shows I have enjoyed, their performances here fall short of the mark. The voice acting from the likes of Alan Cummings and Katy Perry also leave a lot to be desired. The CGI is distinctly average and a major Hollywood movie should have better than what is available here. The script does the job, but it is lazy and doesn't even attempt to add anything exciting or new. To be honest, the moment I realised Raja Gosnell was the director, I should've stayed away. It isn't a total mess though. The cat, Azrael gets a few funny moments and Hank Azaria does well with the material he is given as Gargamel. Overall, I'm sure youngsters will enjoy it, but it wasn't for me. 2/5
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Post by: KinkyCyborg on January 02, 2012, 01:59:25 AM
I have a sneaky suspicion I'm not going to care for The Smurfs either. One of my least favorite cartoons as a kid.  :-\  I see The Smurfs were disqualified from Oscar consideration in the animation category because of it being an animation/live action hybrid. Apparently the blue dudes needed to be on screen no less than 75% of the time and they came up short. Like it was ever going to win....   ::)
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 02, 2012, 02:52:32 AM
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The Hangover Part II (2011) Region Free - United Kingdom

Overview:
Two years after the bachelor party in Las Vegas, Phil, Stu, Alan, and Doug jet to Thailand for Stu's wedding. Stu's plan for a subdued pre-wedding brunch, however, goes seriously awry.

My Thoughts:
I really enjoyed the first movie and it is one of my favourite comedies of the last decade so of course, I was excited to see the sequel. This time, the lads are in Thailand and lose Stu's soon to be brother-in-law in Bangkok. Whilst this is a funny film, it unfortunately feels like a remake to the first rather than a sequel as the chain of events are extremely similar. It was good to see Chow get a lot more screentime, but the cameo by Tyson, whilst hilarious in the first, was unneeded and felt forced into the screenplay for this. Some of the funniest moments include Stu's tattoo, Stu finding out about what happened in a Thai strip club between him and one of the prostitutes, and Alan's parking of the speedboat. It's safe to say, if you enjoyed the first, you'll enjoy this but it doesn't feel as fresh as the first movie. Still funny though, and still recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: Najemikon on January 02, 2012, 03:06:52 AM
I really enjoyed Hangover as well, but would have rated this sequel even lower than you. Not only is it virtually a remake, some of the contrivances are so insulting. Plot development? Nah, just have a monk help one of them "remember". Jeez...

I saw Horrible Bosses the week after. Much, much better. Has a decent plot of sorts, relatively speaking. Oh and my review won me another voucher from Find DVD last month.  :yahoo:

By the way, if you like Hangover, have you seen Very Bad Things? I recommend it to everyone who mentions Hangover as, for me, it is the definitive guys-on-a-stag-do-and-shit-happens movie, especially considering it pulls no punches at all in the end.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 02, 2012, 03:08:36 AM
Seen, own and love Very Bad Things. :)
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Post by: Najemikon on January 02, 2012, 03:09:44 AM
 :thumbup:

"Stick him in the crapper and get your ass upstairs"!   :hysterical:
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 02, 2012, 06:21:37 PM
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Igby Goes Down (2002) R1 USA

Overview:
A stunning ensemble of stars illuminate this "scathingly funny" ('Elle') dark comedy. Seventeen-year-old rich kid Igby Slocumb is a rebel with a cause: to break free from his pill-popping mother, his schizophrenic dad and his fascist brother. Seduced by sexy older women and subverted by family and friends, the ever-resilient, witty and inventive Igby is determined to keep up - no matter what goes down.

My Thoughts:
Nice little film that has many levels to it. On one level, it's an extremely dark comedy with some very funny moments, on another level it's a rather deep drama about a teen struggling to cope with his mother's illness and being kicked out of school's repeatedly and on yet another level it is about family sticking together. The cast are terrific, especially Kieran Culkin in the lead role of Igby and Jeff Goldblum as DH. They are backed up by Amanda Peet, Claire Danes, Susan Sarandon and Bill Pullman and even Ryan Philippe manages to do put in a good performance as Igby's brother Oliver. This was Burr Steer's directorial debut and it showcases him as a capable director. If you want a dark version of Anderson's The Royal Tenanbaums, check this out.  4/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 02, 2012, 09:12:53 PM
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National Lampoon Presents Dorm Daze (2003) R1 USA

Overview:
Unrated! Uninhibited! Unbelievably raunchy! Tatyana Ali ("The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"), Danielle Fishel ("Boy Meets World") and Chris Owen (American Pie) star in National Lampoon's Dorm Daze...and this unrated version busts loose with more babes, more bonuses and a bevy of sexy scenes that'll leave you gasping for "daze"!
When a foreign-exchange student and a hooker – both named Dominique – show up on a college campus, the unsuspecting student body is in for the education of a lifetime!

My Thoughts:
If you've seen any of National Lampoon's ouput in the last ten years then you'll pretty much know what to expect from Dorm Daze. I bought it based on the fact it stars Tatyana Ali, Danielle Fishel and Courtney Gains and I haven't really seen them in anything since the turn of the century. Unfortunately, Dorm Daze isn't the best of college based comedies... hell, it isn't even the best college based comedy from National Lampoon, but there is a little bit of enjoyment to be had here. If you can get past the hammy acting and recycled sex joke dialogue, the actual basis for the film is actually not a bad one, with a French foreign exchange student and a hooker getting mixed up by the students. Still, I can barely muster a low-end rent it and even then, it's only worth renting for people who are fans of the cast / like these National Lampoon comedies. A generous 2.5/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 03, 2012, 01:08:06 AM
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Vampires (1998) R1 USA

Overview:
In the blood-chilling tradition of Halloween and Village of the Damned comes John Carpenter's unique vision of the ultimate killing machines, VAMPIRES.
"Forget everything you've ever heard about vampires," warns Jack Crow (James Woods), the leader of Team Crow, a relentless group of mercenary vampire slayers. When Master Vampire Valek (Thomas Ian Griffith) decimates Jack's entire team, Crow and the sole team survivor, Montoya (Daniel Baldwin), set out in pursuit. Breaking all the rules, Crow and Montoya take one of Valek's victims hostage.
The beautiful but unlucky prostitute (Sheryl Lee) is their sole psychic link to Valek, and through her senses they will track down the leader of the undead. As Valek nears the climax of his 600-year search for the Berziers Cross, Jack and the new Team Crow do everything humanly possible to prevent him from possessing the only thing that can grant him and all vampires the omnipotent power to walk in the daylight.

My Thoughts:
John Carpenter is one of my favourite directors of all time and is responsible for some landmark horror films such as Halloween, The Fog and The Thing. In 1998, he made Vampires starring James Woods, Daniel Baldwin and Sheryl Lee. Whilst Vampires isn't a landmark genre film, it is a hell of a lot of fun using 'old-fashioned' special effects rather than relying on countless CGI, and the effects look great. The dialogue is extremely cheesy but perfect for this popcorn movie and I really enjoyed the religious aspect of the hunters working for the Church and a padre being with the hunt team. Sure, Vampires wasn't a Carpenter great, but it is well worth a look for any genre fan. 3.5/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: KinkyCyborg on January 03, 2012, 01:27:06 AM
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National Lampoon Presents Dorm Daze (2003) R1 USA

Overview:
Unrated! Uninhibited! Unbelievably raunchy! Tatyana Ali ("The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"), Danielle Fishel ("Boy Meets World") and Chris Owen (American Pie) star in National Lampoon's Dorm Daze...and this unrated version busts loose with more babes, more bonuses and a bevy of sexy scenes that'll leave you gasping for "daze"!
When a foreign-exchange student and a hooker – both named Dominique – show up on a college campus, the unsuspecting student body is in for the education of a lifetime!

My Thoughts:
If you've seen any of National Lampoon's ouput in the last ten years then you'll pretty much know what to expect from Dorm Daze. I bought it based on the fact it stars Tatyana Ali, Danielle Fishel and Courtney Gains and I haven't really seen them in anything since the turn of the century. Unfortunately, Dorm Daze isn't the best of college based comedies... hell, it isn't even the best college based comedy from National Lampoon, but there is a little bit of enjoyment to be had here. If you can get past the hammy acting and recycled sex joke dialogue, the actual basis for the film is actually not a bad one, with a French foreign exchange student and a hooker getting mixed up by the students. Still, I can barely muster a low-end rent it and even then, it's only worth renting for people who are fans of the cast / like these National Lampoon comedies. A generous 2.5/5

I've watched some truly atrocious Lampoon movies lately but Pledge This! has got to be the worst. It was doomed the moment they cast Paris Hilton in the movie. Dorm Daze wasn't great either.  :yucky:
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 03, 2012, 01:32:19 AM
Have you seen their TV: The Movie?

I have that as the worst film I have ever seen.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Jimmy on January 03, 2012, 01:32:32 AM
It's John Carpenter's Vampires :P

More seriously I like this one too and James Woods is the major reason of this. His interpretation is so good in that film, Woods is one the few actors who can make a film 100% better just by being in it ;D
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 03, 2012, 01:34:35 AM
It's John Carpenter's Vampires :P

I always remove actors/directors names from movie titles (well... apart from Being John Malkovich etc of course). I hate it. :laugh:
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Jimmy on January 03, 2012, 01:38:08 AM
Have you seen their TV: The Movie?
This looks so original... Ken Shapiro already did that in 1974 with The Groove Tube (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071583/) ::)

It's John Carpenter's Vampires :P
I always remove actors/directors names from movie titles (well... apart from Being John Malkovich etc of course). I hate it. :laugh:
I always removed them too, but it was a good opportunity to bring back that old controversy :laugh:
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 04, 2012, 12:18:23 AM
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Bugsy Malone (1976) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
New York, 1929. A war rages between two rival gangsters, Fat Sam and Dandy Dan. Dan is in possession of a new and deadly weapon, the dreaded 'splurge gun'. As the custard pies fly, Bugsy Malone (Happy Days' Scott Baio), an all-round nice guy, falls for Blousey Brown (Florrie Dugger), a singer at Fat Sam's speakeasy. His designs on her are disrupted by the seductive songstress Tallulah (double Academy Award® winner Jodie Foster) who wants Bugsy for herself.
Written and directed by Sir Alan Parker, this gangster musical satire is one of the best loved movies of the 1970s. It features a great cast, catchy song and dance routines and hilarious slapstick comedy.
Now is your chance to join in the fun and sing along with Bugsy and the rest of the gang to classics including 'So You Wanna Be A Boxer?', 'My Name Is Tallulah', 'Fat Sam's Grand Slam' and many more.

My Thoughts:
Bugsy Malone is a well loved film for a reason. Where else will you find an entire family glued to the screen as they watch kids playing adult mobsters having gun fights consisting of splat guns that fire a substance that looks like mash tatties? Where else will you find these mobsters going up and down the road in pedal cars? OK, so the production values aren't exactly great, but the film is fun and for what it aims for it hits the target bang on. A fantastic musical score by Paul Williams (The Rules Of Attraction) and a great little story that is a little thin at times by Alan Parker (who also directs), Bugsy Malone is a film that can be enjoyed by the whole family on a Sunday afternoon. The kids being dubbed by adults for the songs is a little annoying though. 3.5/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: goodguy on January 04, 2012, 01:13:55 AM
In the "kids playing adults" genre, this (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0123381/) recently came to my attention. Haven't seen it yet, but it's a Hungarian film, so Jon might be interested.  :)
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 04, 2012, 02:26:44 AM
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Mad Foxes (1981) R0 Switzerland

Overview:
Hal, driving a fancy Stingray kisses Babsy, as a band of bikers roll up. Their leader taunts Hal and spits on him. Hali forces one of the bikers into a fatal accident. Hal gets Babsy at a club, the bikers, waiting outside beat him up and Babsy is brutally raped.
Hal hires a friend who runs a kickboxing school. At the bikers funeral for their fallen buddy, the kickboxers show up, beat than and castrate their leader. The bikers retaliate, at the kickboxing school with machine guns.
Two nude lovers on a beach get dressed and start hitchhiking when Hal drivest by. Lily, gets in the car with Hal. Lily and Hala end up at his parents' estate. As Hal and Lily make love in the forest, thet bikers show up and kill the family and servants. Hal, armed with guns and grenades, finishes off the bikers.
The surviving castrated leader holds Hala and Lilyi at bay with a bomb, which he blasts.
A must for fans of the absolute extremes.

My Thoughts:
Every now and again I come across a film which I know is bad, yet is so insane, and so unintentionally hilarious I get a little bit of enjoyment out of it. Mad Foxes, a lesser known entry into the exploitation genre, is one of these movies. It has everything, from ridiculous dialogue to completely bizarre situations. A biker gang getting beat up has one of their 'members' castrated by martial arts fighters after raping a man's 18 year old nubile girlfriend. Of course, this kicks off a chain of events including grenades, machine guns, and a full on bomb. It's a bad film, but enjoyably bad. 2.5/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 04, 2012, 08:33:52 PM
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Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969) R1 USA

Overview:
One of the most popular screen westerns ever made, this Academy Award® winning classic blends adventure, romance and comedy to tell the true story of the West's most likeable outlaws. No one is quicker than Butch Cassidy (Paul Newman) when it comes to get rich quick schemes, and his sidekick Sundance (Robert Redford) is a wizard with a gun. When these two bungling bank and train robbers tire of running from the law, they set out for Bolivia with Sundance's girlfriend (Katharine Ross). Though they can barely speak enough Spanish to communicate 'This is a stick-up', that's only a minor detail to the two nicest "bad-guys" who ever rode the West.

My Thoughts:
Robert Redford and Paul Newman make up one of the best pairings ever as Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid, a film which might not be the best western ever made, but it's certainly up there with the pack. It has some great action scenes, a little bit of drama and a bit of romance, not to mention some perfectly added funny scenes (the blowing up of the train safe the second time around). Whilst the script and the direction are both of a very high standard, what really shines is how well the two main characters manage to gel together with their strong friendship, made even better by the screen presence held by both Newman and Redford without either outdoing the other. The photo montages are a great little touch to the picture and whilst a Burt Bacharach track should feel out of place, it really doesn't. Highly recommended. 4.5/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 05, 2012, 02:06:37 AM
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RoboCop (1987) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
There's a new law enforcer in town...and he's half man, half machine! From the director of Total Recall and Basic Instinct comes a Sci-Fi fantasy with sleek, high-powered drive about an indestructible high-tech policeman who dishes out justice at every turn!
When a good cop (Peter Weller) gets blown away by some ruthless criminals, innovative scientists and doctors are able to piece him back together as an unstoppable crime-fighting cyborg called "Robocop". Impervious to bullets and bombs, and equipped with high-tech weaponry, Robocop quickly makes a name for himself by cleaning up the crime-ridden streets of violence-ravaged Detroit. But despite his new, hardened exterior, Robocop is tormented by scraps of memory of his former life, and relives vivid nightmares of his own death at the hands of the vicious killers. Now he is out to seek more than justice...He wants revenge!
Fast, furious and entertaining, Robocop is a fiercely paced action film that doesn't let up on the thrills.

My Thoughts:
I can't decide between RoboCop and Starship Troopers as to what is my favourite Hollywood Verhoeven movie of all time (his Dutch film Spetters is my favourite overall) though RoboCop has it all as far as action movies are concerned. The script is a lot of fun and Paul Weller excels by actually making the viewer care about RoboCop through his emotions and memories, despite the fact his face is covered for the most part by a mask. Special effects are generally very good and the set pieces are fantastic to watch. The violence is completely OTT and makes for some very fun scenes but what really steals this film is RoboCop is fighting against villains on two different levels; the corrupt upper class high level Dick Jones (played by Ronny Cox) and the low end street scum like Clarence (Kurtwood Smith). Highly recommended. 4.5/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Achim on January 05, 2012, 11:41:24 AM
I can't decide between RoboCop and Starship Troopers as to what is my favourite Hollywood Verhoeven movie of all time
That is a tough call to make. I think I'd give RoboCop the edge, as it's the tighter film. I wish there was a good Bl-Ryan out there I could upgrade to...
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 05, 2012, 07:52:31 PM
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Quills (2000) R1 USA

Overview:
Academy Award® winners Geoffrey Rush and Michael Caine join Oscar® nominees Kate Winslet and Joaquin Phoenix in this provocative film filled with delicious desire and wicked wit.
Rush gives a tour-de-force performance as history's most infamous sexual adventurer, the Marquis de Sade. A nobleman with a literary flair, the Marquis lives in a madhouse where a beautiful laundry maid (Winslet) smuggles his erotic stories to a printer, defying orders from the asylum's resident priest (Phoenix). The titillating passages whip all of France into a sexual frenzy, until a fiercely conservative doctor (Caine) tries to put an end to the fun, inadvertently stoking the excitement to a fever pitch.

My Thoughts:
Many people give Shakespeare in Love credit as Geoffrey Rush's best role but I have wondered on occasion if these people had seen the magnificent Quills in which he plays the Marquis de Sade in an insane asylum extremely well. He is surrounded by a great supporting cast including Michael Caine, Kate Winslet and Joaquin Phoenix all putting in brilliant performances. The screenplay by Doug Wright is very well written and packs a punch when required, managing to give all the characters the right amount of development throughout. The most interesting aspect for me was the 'friendship' between the Marquis de Sade and Abbe (Joaquim Phoenix), especially as they are different in the extremes in the fact that Abbe has chosen a life of chastity and the Marquis de Sade writes explicit manuscripts and implores people to open up to their sexual thoughts. The ending was excellent also. If you're a fan of well-written, well-acted period films, Quills is highly recommended. 4.5/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 06, 2012, 12:39:45 AM
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The Reptile (1966) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Harry Spalding (Ray Barrett) and his wife Valerie (Jennifer Daniel) are shunned by the locals when they move to Clagmoor Heath in Cornwall. Soon after, village eccentric Mad Peter John Laurie becomes the latest victim of the village's 'Black Death'; he dies in agony, his skin discoloured and his mouth choked with foam.
The Spaldings' distant neighbours, Dr Franklyn (Noel Willman) and his disturbed daughter Anna (Jacqueline Pearce), are secretly tormented by their Malay manservant (Marne Maitland). The Malay warns the Franklyns that they will never be able to leave.
Harry and pub landlord Tom Bailey (Michael Ripper) discover that the bodies of the plague victims bear neck incisions, Harry visits the Franklyns' mansion and is seized by a grotesquely transformed Anna. He is unable to resist as she sinks her fangs in deep...
The Reptile features many of Hammer's best-known supporting players as well as a memrable leading role for Jacqueline Pearce (Blake's 7). Directed by John Gilling and released in 1966, this is one of the most disturbing and atmospheric Hammer horrors of the decade.

My Thoughts:
Whilst a lot of the usual Hammer signatures are in the film (period dress, buxom ladies, death, terror) the move away from the more conventional gothic horror themes wasn't necessarily a good one. Whilst the second half of the film is a lot of fun, the first half takes far too long to get going and barely develops the story. The film doesn't contain a single major Hammer actor/actress but does have a lot of the regular supporting cast including Jacqueline Pierce, Noel Willman and John Laurie who do a decent job with what they have been given. Although the film doesn't contain much in the way of atmospheric music, it does boast some of the best make-up for a 'monster' in any of the Hammer films I've seen but unfortunately it doesn't save the film from being average. Recommended for Hammer fans only. 3/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 06, 2012, 07:16:15 AM
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Tunnel Vision (1995) R0 United Kingdom

Overview:
Mrs "Oasis", Patsy Kensit, plays detective Kelly Wheatstone. There she is, sitting a, her desk replaying a tape on her cassette - the only clue she has to a bizarre series of rapes and murders and abstractedly she glances across at her partner frank Hampton... lights are on but no-one's home! Frank you see has other problems... big time! He thinks his wife is having an affair with her boss David de Salvo, which is occupying rather more of his mind than either the cassette on Kelly's desk or the serial rapist!
When de Salvo is found dead, Frank is implicated and a warrant for his arrest is issued, but Kelly is convinced he had nothing to do with it and sets about trying to prove his innocence.

My Thoughts:
I've heard this one referred to as an Ozploitation movie in the past (Australian exploitation), but, with it's murder mystery and red herrings, it is far closer to being an Australian attempt at a giallo. Unfortunately, it isn't a particularly good film. Patsy Kensit wasn't a great choice for the lead and struggles with the various emotions needed. Whilst she was OK in Lethal Weapon 2, she's certainly more at home as a soap actress, which she recently was in the UK's Emmerdale. Well Kensit plays a detective trying to find out who murdered David de Salvo and the murderer has left all clues pointing to her partner Frank, the man she is determined to clear. The script is a little lazy and never really gets going until the reasonably good ending, losing all sense of pace almost immediately and the supporting cast, like Kensit, are simply not up the task. The music by David Hirschfelder is a high point in an otherwise dull affair that isn't worth seeking out. 2/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 06, 2012, 02:18:56 PM
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The Firm (1989) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Gary Oldman is Bex Bissell, a respectable estate agent who loves his wife, loves his son and loves his violence. Bex is the leader of a gang of football supporters known as the Inter-City Crew - his firm. He plans to unite rival firms and lead them all to the European Championship in Germany, a chance to take on the locals. But that's a position he's going to have to fight for.
With its graphic scenes of running battles with knives, sledgehammers and baseball bats, 'The Firm' caused huge controversy and there were demands for it to be banned.

My Thoughts:
For those who don't know, in the UK a firm is a group of football 'fans' (I use that word lightly) who support a particular football team and fight with other firms to gain notoriety and 'respect'. Of course, the UK has long had a history with football hooliganism but it was at its height in the seventies and eighties, and this TV movie made for the BBC as part of "Screen Two" is one that is often held as the benchmark of hooliganism films along with ID. Whilst the punch-ups look a bit silly in this, the rest of the violence is quite extreme in the manner of how it is portrayed, with Gary Oldman insanely scary as Bex. The story, whilst short, is very well put together and shows how casual football violence is something that is taken part by not just the lower class, but also by people with highly regarded jobs and how it affects their lives and the people around them. The Firm doesn't hold anything back, packing a punch that takes you into the minds of the football hooligans portrayed, especially in the final scene where they talk about the fact they do it because they love the rush, whether for their club team, or following England. Recommended. 4/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Jimmy on January 06, 2012, 06:17:09 PM
I like this one. Even if this isn't really a north american phenomena that was fascinating to watch, but thanks subtitles are included in the Blue Underground release because the accents are hard to hear :laugh:
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 06, 2012, 07:44:07 PM
I like this one. Even if this isn't really a north american phenomena that was fascinating to watch, but thanks subtitles are included in the Blue Underground release because the accents are hard to hear :laugh:

Those are probably the easiest accents to understand in the UK :laugh:

My Dad is a Glaswegian and sounds like this:
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 07, 2012, 10:40:42 AM
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Zookeeper (2011) Region Free - United Kingdom

Overview:
A group of zoo animals decide to break their code of silence in order to help their lovable zoo keeper find love -- without opting to leave his current job for something more illustrious.

My Thoughts:
Kevin James gets a bid of a bad rap at times, yet I find that although he isn't a particularly good actor, I still enjoy his output as something to pass the time if nothing more. In Zookeeper he teams up with regular Sandler director Frank Coraci and actress Rosario Dawson in what is a strictly by the numbers affair and despite generally poor reviews, a few big critics like Ebert have given it recommendations. It's true, there is nothing new here, and it does feel like a romantic version of Dr Dolittle in a zoo setting, but yet I still found myself enjoying it. The animal effects are reasonably good, the main cast are fine and the supporting live cast, including the likes of Joe Rogan and Ken Jeong is surprisingly good. Of course, the voice cast has some big names including Nick Nolte, Adam Sandler, Sylvester Stallone and Cher, and all do a capable job. There aren't many laugh out loud moments (though Bernard's first attempt at driving was hilarious), but there are enough chuckles for a rainy day. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 07, 2012, 02:05:32 PM
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Something Borrowed (2011) Region B United Kingdom

Overview:
Rachel (Ginnifer Goodwin) is a talented attorney at a top New York law firm, a generous and loyal friend, and, unhappily, still single... as her engaged best friend Darcy (Kate Hudson) is constantly reminding her. But after celebrating her 30th birthday, perpetual good girl Rachel unexpectedly ends up in the arms of the guy she's had a crush on since law school, Dex (Colin Egglesfield)... who just happens to be Darcy's fiancé.
As one thing leads to another in the frantic weeks leading up to Darcy's wedding, Rachel finds herself in an impossible situation, caught between her treasured friendship with Darcy and the love of her life.
Something Borrowed also stars John Krasinski as Ethan, Rachel's constant confidante and sometimes conscience, who is busy evading the affection of Darcy's hopelessly lovestruck friend Claire (Ashley Williams) while harbouring a secret crush of his own; and Steve Howey as the charming and irrepressible Marcus, whose designs on Rachel don't necessarily exclude any other woman who catches his eye.

My Thoughts:
Much more of a romantic drama than a romantic comedy in my opinion, Something Borrowed includes genre favourites Colin Eaglesfield and Kate Hudson in its cast. Although Hudson puts in a performance slightly above average for her rom-com roles she is outdone by Ginnifer Goodwin who is great as Rachel. The story is formulaic and it's fairly obvious from the outset what is going to happen and whilst it has a few slow moments, it is well written compared to other Hollywood movies in the genre, and well structured. The music tracks selected for the score range massively from nineties indie, through to a rather funny scene revolving around Salt N Pepa's Push It and generally are well suited for the scenes selected. The film won't win any awards but if you're a fan of any of the cast it is worth a look. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 08, 2012, 04:20:36 PM
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The Green Hornet (2011) Region FREE - United Kingdom

Overview:
Britt Reid is a slacker by day, party animal by night... until he finds a serious career that's seriously cool: crime-fighting action hero.

My Thoughts:
I know a lot of people really dislike Seth Rogan, but personally, I've enjoyed him in pretty much everything I have seen, including The Green Hornet. He plays the egotistical Brett really well and is very good at playing lacksadaisacal characters in general (especially in Knocked Up). Jay Chou, Cameron Diaz, Tom Wilkinson and Christoph Waltz are all good in their respective parts and make for a reasonable supporting cast. The story isn't anything new, but the action scenes are fun, the effects with the car were all well done and I found myself laughing through the comedy aspects of the script. Recommended 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 08, 2012, 04:35:28 PM
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Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
You'll dodge, duck, dip, dive ... and laugh out loud watching VINCE VAUGHN and BEN STILLER settle their differences in a winner-takes-all dodgeball competition. Under the painful tutelage of legendary ADAA champ Patches O'Houlihan (Rip Torn), Peter LaFleur (Vaughn) and his Averge Joes take on the Purple Cobras, led by egomaniacal fitness guru White Goodman (Stiller). It's an over-the-top underdog tale filled with hilarious gags and BALLS-OUT FUN!

My Thoughts:
Viewing this for what may have been the 5th or 6th time, I was surprised just how well Dodgeball holds up on repeat viewings. Ben Stiller is excellent as White Goodman and Vince Vaughan perfect as Peter LaFleur but the rest of the cast also suit their roles very well and the cameos by David Hasselhoff and Chuck Norris still make me laugh out loud. OK, so the ending is obvious from the very start of the story, but getting there is a lot of fun with Rip Torn's Patches O'Houlihan brilliantly funny with the coaching style and his dialogue. I wasn't keen on the character of Steve the Pirate and found him to be a weak point, but it doesn't stop Dodgeball from being a very enjoyable comedy throughout. Recommended. 4/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: KinkyCyborg on January 08, 2012, 04:54:54 PM
I still laugh every time I see Stiller pump up his inflatable crotch.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 08, 2012, 06:47:13 PM
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The Devil's Double (2011) Region B - United Kingdom

Overview:
Based on a gripping, unbelievable true story of money, power and opulent decadence, The Devil's Double takes a white-knuckle ride deep into the lawless playground of excess and violence known as Baghdad, 1987.
Summoned from the frontline to Saddam Hussein's palace, Iraqi army lieutenant Latif Yahia (Dominic Cooper) is thrust into the highest echelons of the "royal family" when he’s ordered to become the ‘fiday’ – or body double – to Saddam's son, the notorious "Black Prince" Uday Hussein (also Dominic Cooper), a reckless, sadistic party-boy with a rabid hunger for sex and brutality. With his and his family’s lives at stake, Latif must surrender his former self forever as he learns to walk, talk and act like Uday. But nothing could have prepared him for the horror of the Black Prince’s psychotic, drug-addled life of fast cars, easy women and impulsive violence. With one wrong move costing him his life, Latif forges an intimate bond with Sarrab (Ludivine Sagnier), Uday's seductive mistress who’s haunted by her own secrets. But as war looms with Kuwait and Uday’s depraved gangster regime threatens to destroy them all, Latif realises that escape from the devil‘s den will only come at the highest possible cost.
Featuring a riveting double performance by Dominic Cooper (An Education, Mamma Mia) in the roles of Latif Yahia and Uday Hussein, The Devil's Double is a dynamic, chilling adaptation of Latif Yahia’s autobiographical novel, charting one man’s defiant struggle to survive a viper's pit of corruption and brutality. The film is directed by Lee Tamahori (Die Another Day, XXX: State of the Union) and written by Michael Thomas (Backbeat, Scandal).

My Thoughts:
A couple of friends had told me that they really enjoyed this movie thanks to Dominic Cooper's performance but at times, I was wondering if they were watching the same film as me. Whilst he has a difficult task of essentially playing three characters (Uday Hussein, Latif Yahia, Latif Yahia pretending to be Uday Hussein), Cooper felt underwhelming at times and on occasion, even a little hammy. He isn't horrendous, but just a bit disappointing, as is Ludivine Sagnier, an actress I generally admire, who is also mediocre in her role of Sarrab. Thankfully, the supporting cast are very good, in particular Raad Rawi as Munem who helps bring the acting quality up a level. The film does a few things excellently, such as capturing the disturbing violence of Uday Hussein and his ridiculous excesses but it is missing a certain spark in the way Latif Yahia's story is told and characters could've been developed better. It's worth a rental or a cheap buy because of the things the film gets right, but I was left a bit disappointed. 3/5
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Post by: KinkyCyborg on January 08, 2012, 07:54:56 PM
I'm a little disappointed to read your review and hear about the shortcomings of the film because the trailer for the movie looks phenomenal. I've already picked it up and will still give it a go because it really does look like a fascinating look into the world of what was one of the most hated names in recent history, Hussein.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 09, 2012, 12:37:57 AM
It was a film I was actually really excited to watch and really expected a lot more insight, especially as we already know just how nasty and excessive he was. There just seemed to be nothing new to me about Uday Hussein included and that was disappointing.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 09, 2012, 12:45:24 AM
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S.W.A.T. (2003) R1 USA

Overview:
Two wisecracking, battle-hardened veterans (Samuel L. Jackson and Colin Farrell) team up with a pair of street-smart rookies (Michelle Rodriguez and LL Cool J) to for the most freewheeling – but effective – S.W.A.T. team ever.. Their first assignment: transport an international drug kingpin into federal custody – after he's offered $100 million to anyone who will free him!

My Thoughts:
S.W.A.T. is one of those big budget action films that is exactly what it says on the tin, nothing more, nothing less. Colin Farrell and Samuel L. Jackson are both fun as the lead S.W.A.T. team members and I still think Michelle Rodriguez is a good female action star, though this doesn't showcase that as well as other movies. LL Cool J kind of lets the main cast down a bit overall, but the assembled cast are certainly capable. The story is fun and although it takes a little while to get fully going, the action scenes in the second half are enjoyable and I did like the fact they seemed to spend some time in getting the team together in the first half, rather than rush straight to the action. As a popcorn flick, this is worth a look. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 09, 2012, 01:01:50 AM
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Wild Country (2005) R0 United Kingdom

Synopsis:
16 year-old Kelly Ann gives birth to a baby boy, which is immediately given up for adoption. Six weeks later, trying to get over the emotional upset, she goes on an overnight hike with her church youth group. When they find a baby boy in a `lair', they are stalked by a wild beast which begins to pick them off one by one.

My Thoughts:
Wild Country is a werewolf film set in the Scottish Highlands. The only feature length movie so far directed by Craig Strachan, it stars a heap of very unknown young Scottish actors/actresses, as well as Sweet Sixteen star Martin Compston and Torchwood's Peter Capaldi. The young cast are rather good and I am surprised that main actress Samantha Shields seems to have struggled to find work since. The build-up of the movie was enjoyable and the dialogue of the young Glaswegian kids (they play pure neds) is at times hilarious and very believable for the characters. Unfortunately, the film suffers massively from very very poor special effects, with the werewolves looking as though they have been made by the work experience intern. Still, if you can get past that, this Scottish horror shows some promise and is worth a low-end rental. 2.5/5
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Post by: Achim on January 09, 2012, 05:25:03 AM
Neil Marshal did set the bar rather high with Dog Soldiers, it seems.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 10, 2012, 02:01:16 AM
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Dog Soldiers (2002) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
A BAND OF BRITISH soldiers are sent to the Scottish Highlands on special training manoeuvres. Their biggest worry - stuck in the middle of nowhere and missing a vital England vs. Germany World Cup qualifier. Things take a turn for the worse when they stumble upon Captain Ryan - who appears to be the sole survivor of a Special Operations team who were literally torn to pieces. Ryan refuses to disclose the secret behind his mission, even though whoever or whatever ate his men seems hungry for seconds.
Help arrives in the form of a local girl Megan who shelters them in a deserted farmhouse deep in the forest... but when they realise that it's home to a pack of blood lusting werewolves, it's apparent their nightmare has just begun! Can they hold out until first light? How much ammunition do they have left? Who is Captain Ryan? And more importantly, did England beat Germany?
Dog Soldiers fuses wicked black humour with edge-of-the-seat slasher horror in the vein of 'The Evil Dead'. Starring Sean Pertwee, Kevin McKidd and Liam Cunningham as the twisted Ryan... it'll leave you howling for more!

My Thoughts:
When Neil Marshall's debut feature Dog Soldiers hit the cinemas, it became a runaway success and that's because it is probably not only the best British werewolf film ever made, but one of the best British horrors of all time. Marshall manages to get a superb British cast together including Sean Pertwee, Kevin McKidd and Emma Cleasby as a group of soldiers on a 'training exercise' unwittingly become bait for a family of werewolves. With some good gore, some very funny and dry dialogue and a well paced plot, Dog Soldiers is highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 10, 2012, 02:18:48 AM
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You and Your Stupid Mate (2005) R1 USA

Overview:
Australian cinema creates two of the stupidest - and funniest - characters ever in this off-the-wall comedy about Jeffrey (ANGUS SAMPSON) and Philip (NATHAN PHILLIPS), two best friends ("mates") who have carved out the perfect life for themselves. They collect unemployment and spend their days ogling the most beautiful girl at their trailer park (RACHEL HUNTER) and watching their favorite soap opera. But one day, the government forces them to work for their unemployment, their favorite show is cancelled and they learn a highway will be built right through the park where they live. It's time for two of the dumbest people on the planet to take matters into their own hands!

My Thoughts:
Unfortunately, this film is crap. The only scenes that actually made me laugh were the brief moments in which immigrant Evo threw out some well placed one-liners. The acting is horrendous with not a single cast member turning in a worthy performance and the script is far too random, trying to string together a bunch of throw-away scenes in an attempt to lengthen the 84 minute runtime. The soundtrack is also pretty poor thanks to horrendously placed music which pretty much goes with the awful editing and general feel of the film. Disappointing and not even worth a rental. Skip it. 1.5/5
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Post by: Jimmy on January 10, 2012, 02:29:19 AM
Please tell me you don't pay for that kind of film and you get them as screener... Just the cover is shouting that will be a crappy TV time.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 10, 2012, 02:33:36 AM
Please tell me you don't pay for that kind of film and you get them as screener... Just the cover is shouting that will be a crappy TV time.

I paid for this one. :(

Though I picked it up to get as close to customs limit as possible during a secondspin 20% off and free international shipping sale. I paid $0.27 for it. :laugh:
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Post by: Jimmy on January 10, 2012, 02:46:57 AM
No problem it's like I paid less than 1$ for Date Movie... not that it made it any better :laugh:
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Post by: Dragonfire on January 10, 2012, 05:13:17 AM
I didn't technically didn't pay anything specifically for Date Movie and I still think it sucked.  One of the worst movies ever made. 
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Post by: Jimmy on January 10, 2012, 05:23:57 AM
I didn't technically didn't pay anything specifically for Date Movie and I still think it sucked.  One of the worst movies ever made. 
As much it is bad it was better than Epic Movie and Disaster Movie... When I think I've all those stupid movies because of a marathon on our forum :laugh:
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 10, 2012, 08:34:55 PM
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Kill List (2011) Region B United Kingdom

Overview:
KILL LIST - from the acclaimed Director Ben Wheatley (DOWN TERRACE) starring Neil Maskell, Michael Smiley, Myanna Buring, Emma Fryer.
Eight months after a disastrous job in Kiev left him physically and mentally scarred, ex-soldier turned contract killer, Jay, is pressured by his partner, Gal, into taking a new assignment. As they descend into the dark and disturbing world of the contract, Jay begins to unravel once again – his fear and paranoia sending him deep into the heart of darkness.

My Thoughts:
OK, this is going to be very difficult to even write a short piece about without giving anything away so I won't talk about plot points. Kill List is a film that has received huge critical praise but the general public weren't quite so thrilled. For me, I side with the critics for a change. Kill List is one of the most finely acted and chilling thrillers to come out of the UK in quite some time. The main cast of Neil Maskell, Michael Smiley and MyAnna Buring are absolutely fantastic and the film changes atmospherically so quickly several times smoothly, in good timing with the way the plot unfolds. The ending is a complete mess of the mind, done so well that I have to highly recommend this Ben Wheatley feature. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 11, 2012, 12:22:32 AM
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Daylight (1996) R0 USA

Overview:
Brace yourself for non-stop action and suspense! When an explosion seals off a commuter tunnel 100 feet below the Hudson River, the survivors are faced with toxic fumes, fires and the impending collapse of the tunnel. their only hope lies in the hands of former emergency medical services chief Kit Latura (Sylvester Stallone). As the walls cave in and the tunnel fills up with water, Latura risks his own life to save others and pervent the disaster from escalating into even greater catastrophe.
Filled with spectacular special effects and heart-pounding intensity, director Rob Cohen's (XXX, The Fast and the Furious) Daylight will have you holding your breath from start to finish.

My Thoughts:
I'm a fan of popcorn disaster movies and this one, starring the likes of Sylvester Stallone, Viggo Mortensen and Amy Brenneman is rather middle of the road. Unlike your usual disaster movie which takes place around some form of natural disaster, Daylight is about people trapped in an underground tunnel and how they try to get to safety. The special effects are reasonably good, though nothing outstanding and the story itself is very formulaic with an ending that is foreseeable before you even put the disc in. The acting is also average throughout but it's good enough not to be offputting. Overall, this is a mediocre, but fun, disaster movie, worthy of a rental. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 11, 2012, 03:35:11 PM
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Rush Hour (1998) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
International superstar JACKIE CHAN is teamed up with funny man CHRIS TUCKER in this explosive, thrill-a-minute adventure, jam-packed with Chan's trademark daring martial arts stunts.
Two cops, from very different worlds, must learn to trust each other before they can win a high-stakes battle against a ruthless enemy who threatens to demolish the fragile peace between their countries.

My Thoughts:
Jackie Chan is my favourite actor but his Hollywood movies are nowhere near as good as his Eastern movies in my opinion. Rush Hour is one of his best Hollywood movies though, despite the annoyingly grating voice of Chris Tucker. There are plenty of laughs, the usual cracking fight choreography and stunt work by Jackie Chan and his team and an enjoyable, if formulaic storyline. Outside of leads Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker, there are some good performances from some of the supporting cast, in particular Tom Wilkinson, Chris Penn and Elizabeth Peña. If you want a funny, action-filled buddy movie, Rush Hour is certainly recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 12, 2012, 12:24:11 AM
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Mr. Vampire (1985) R0 Hong Kong

Overview:
The geomancy expert chose the plot to bury Mr. Yan's father 20 Years ago. But, a new burial must be made at another site to ensure Mr. Yan to become more riches. So Mr. Yan calls in Chinese voodoo priest Kou to handle to reburial. The corpse rises and a vampire is born. It first kills Mr. Yan and roams about for new victims Manchoi is attacked by the vampire an Tsausan falls in love with a young girl ghost. Priest Kou has a busy time so save Manchoi and Tsausan. The vampire has become the public enemy. The priest, the sheriff and all young people fight back and get the vampire dead for good...

My Thoughts:
Directed by Ricky Lau, Mr. Vampire is sometimes a slightly difficult movie to follow, though that is mainly due to the rather poor subtitles included with this budget Hong Kong release. Still, it was worth sticking with because it features such a great blend of genres including horror, comedy and martial arts. Sometimes, when movies try to mix up the genres, scenes can often feel misplaced, but in Mr. Vampire, each scene is welcome and fits in with the pace and story really well. There isn't a huge amount of fight scenes, but when they occur, they are well justified and nicely choreographed, especially the final fight. The cast, whilst not the greatest ensemble, still do a good enough job and as a whole, the movie is just a lot of bizarre fun. Recommended, especially if you have seen and enjoyed Sammo Hung in Encounters of the Spooky Kind. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 13, 2012, 07:07:21 AM
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Riding in Cars with Boys (2001) R1 USA

Overview:
From celebrated director Penny Marshall comes the story of a girl who did everything wrong but got everything right. Make way for Beverly (Drew Barrymore), a smart, beautiful young woman who can't wait to grow up, much to the frustration of her police sergeant father (James Woods). Her life takes its first detour when she gets pregnant at age sixteen. The baby’s father, her husband (Steve Zahn), turns out to need more mothering than her newborn son. But through all the trouble, Beverly makes a life that's more than she ever imagined and lives a story that's waiting to be told. Join the ride and watch Beverly kick life where it counts.

My Thoughts:
Based upon Beverly D'Onofrio's autobiographical book of the same name, Riding in Cars with Boys is a rather formulaic drama that becomes above average by being well structured and well acted. Starring Drew Barrymore in the title role, along with the likes of Brittany Murphy, Sara Gilbert, Steve Zahn, Adam Garcia, James Woods, Lorraine Bracco, Vincent Pastore and Rosie Perez, it is without doubt that a lot of thought went into casting the right actors and I was taken by surprise by Zahn, an actor who I usually find to be mediocre at best and indifferent towards. There are some nice little touches throughout, especially when it comes to Jason's tooth, despite both scenes involved being less than a couple of minutes of the 130 minute runtime. I'm glad they decided to be quite sporadic with the scenes taken place in current times and avoided removing the viewer from Bev's story unneccessarily. Although nothing particularly new, I recommend this for the strong performances and polished end product, making it above average. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 13, 2012, 07:14:50 AM
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KatieBird *Certifiable Crazy Person (2005) R1 USA

Overview:
What would happen if someone like Ed Gein or Ted Bundy were to have children and raise them to follow in their bloody footsteps? KatieBird Wilkens, brought to life with unnerving depth and believability by horror veteran Helen Udy (MY BLOODY VALENTINE) explores this very question in a chilling and graphic testimony of family tradition, emotional confusion and complete insanity. Crisp, stylish imagery and a wild original score come together to tell the unforgettable story of a certifiably crazy cast of characters...

My Thoughts:
Young KatieBird is played by Nicole Jarvis (debut), teen KatieBird is played by Taylor M. Dooley (debut) and finally, the adult KatieBird whose scenes are always with the doctor, is played by Helene Udy (Naed in "The Cold Sun", "Asleep at the Wheel on the Road to Nowhere"). Well, as KatieBird tortures Dr. Richardson, we are shown footage of her life as she relives her memories, starting as a young girl, then on to her first kill (Jun Hee Lee - "Ethan Mao", "American Pie: Band Camp") and straight through to the present day. The film is an excellent debut and very well shot with some excellent acting from relatively unknown actors. It provides a nice twist on the serial killer genre and I would recommend this film to anyone with a passing interest in horror, though others may want to rent it first. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 15, 2012, 02:23:07 PM
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The Blair Witch Project (1999) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
In October of 1994 three student filmmakers disappeared in the woods near Burkittsville, Maryland while shooting a documentary...
A year later their footage was found.

My Thoughts:
Although the lost footage sub-genre has been around for a long time, it never really reached a huge level of popularity until The Blair Witch Project came out to critical acclaim, making a massive profit in the process which of course resulted in a surge of lost footage movies. Whilst it was a big success, many complained about the amateurish editing, lack of actual scares and how sick they felt from the way the footage is recorded, but they forget that this movie is meant to be three students who get lost in the woods and get creeped out whilst filming a student documentary about the Blair Witch myth, and so the style of the movie is perfectly suited to the atmosphere. Sure, there's a lack of scares but it's all about building up the tension and The Blair Witch Project manages to do that brilliantly. At the time of release, this was a breath of fresh air and it holds up surprisingly well. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 15, 2012, 04:41:29 PM
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Law Abiding Citizen (2009) Region B United Kingdom

Overview:
The plot focuses on a man who, ten years after his wife and daughter are brutally murdered, returns to extract justice from the assistant district attorney who prosecuted the case against their killers. His vengeance threatens not only the man who allowed mercy to supersede justice, but also the system and the city that made it so.

My Thoughts:
I'm not really that much of a fan of Gerard Butler's acting (I like the guy himself, always comes across as sound in interviews), but I found him to be rather good in this movie as was Jamie Foxx and Colm Meaney. Although the story follows what is a familiar route for the most part, the ending caught me by surprise and I also found the movie did well at playing with my feelings towards Butler's character Clyde. I started off obviously feeling sorry for him after his wife and daughter is murdered and even agreed with the character as he takes revenge on the actual killers but as his 'payback' towards the system spirals into darker and darker moments, it is increasingly difficult to root for him and to agree with his methods. One of the better blockbuster thrillers of recent years. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: KinkyCyborg on January 15, 2012, 05:04:49 PM
Law Abiding Citizen is a great movie but it comes up just short of being EPIC had only Butler's character been allowed to complete his mission. That would have made it memorable for a long time. I agree with you about the mixed emotions towards his character. I eluded to the same thing in my review (http://www.dvdcollectorsonline.com/index.php/topic,6327.msg127037.html#msg127037) as well.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 15, 2012, 07:39:47 PM
I think I disagree with you saying that the ending failed to deliver. Sure, they kind of took the easy way out, but I was still satisfied with how it unraveled. Had Butler got his way, I don't think I would've rated it any different, though of course it is hard to say when we don't know how Butler's ending would've been exactly.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 15, 2012, 07:56:44 PM
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Mystery Men (1999) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
The hippest cast in history has united to become the funniest superhero team ever. Ben Stiller, Janeane Garofalo, Hank Azaria, William H. Macy, Greg Kinnear, Geoffrey Rush, and Paul Reubens join forces in this wild, funny and thoroughy original misadventure.
When Captain Amazing, Champion City's legendary superhero, falls into the hands of evil madman Casanova Frankenstein and his disco-dancing henchmen, there's suddenly a chance for the aspiring superheros to show what they can do. They're the Mystery Men...a ragtag team of superhero wannabes featuring: Mr Furious, whose power comes from his boundless rage; The Shoveler, a father who shovels 'better than anyone'; The Blue Raja, a fork-flinging mama's boy; The Bowler, who fights crime with the help of her father's skull; The Spleen, whose power is pure flatulence; Invisible Boy, who's only invisible when no one's watching, and The Sphinx, a cliche-spewing philosopher.
With its outrageous adventure, incredible cast and hip alternative humour, Mystery Men is so irresistibly funny and appealing, seeing it just once will never be enough.

My Thoughts:
I was originally drawn to superhero comedy Mystery Men by the cast which includes Ben Stiller, William H. Macy, Hank Azaria, Greg Kinnear, Eddie Izzard and Janeane Garofalo but was left slightly disappointed from what I was hoping would be a very funny take on superpowers and villains. William H Macy is one of my favourite actors of all time and is often underrated but here he seems to just phone his performance in as The Shoveler, and the Likes of Stiller, Kinnear etc put in similar lacklustre performances. The storyline is fun, and there are quite a few funny moments throughout the film, but unfortunately nothing gets more than a mere smirk. The movie also suffers from a few pacing issues and is a good twenty minutes to long. Still, it is worth a low-end rental. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 16, 2012, 08:30:30 AM
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Operation Amsterdam (1959) R1 USA

Overview:
Oscar® winner* Peter Finch (Network), Eva Bartok and Tony Britton lead an all-star cast in this "brisk and exciting" (The Film Daily) WW II thriller that plunges headlong into the dangerous world of espionage!
In a daring life-or-death mission, three British agents are sent into Amsterdam to take as many of the city's industrial diamonds as they can before the impending Nazi invasion. As the bombs drop and the clock ticks, will these brave agents complete their mission and bring the diamonds to Mother England, or will they find themselves trapped in a volatile city full of enemies, with no means of escape?

My Thoughts:
Operation Amsterdam is a rather typical British World War II film which is an enjoyable enough watch but isn't without its problems. The film suffers from what must be a poor decision on which scenes to use for the final cut as the poor editing shows clearly that a couple of scenes that explain certain points have been left on the cutting room floor. For example, it is never properly explained where Willem shows up from (though a line of dialogue does kind of tell us) and the civilians that help our 'heroes' just sort of appear from nowhere with no real explanation as to why they help or how they came to be involved. On the plus side, the story is well paced, the scenes taking place on deserted Amsterdam streets are full of tension and the cast all put in good performances, particularly Peter Finch and Eva Bartok. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 16, 2012, 07:53:29 PM
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Reservoir Dogs (1992) R1 USA

Overview:
Critically acclaimed for its raw power and breathtaking ferocity, it's the brilliant American gangster movie classic from writer-director Quentin Tarantino. They were perfect strangers, assembled to pull off the perfect crime. Then their simple robbery explodes into a bloody ambush, and the ruthless killers realize one of them is a police informer. But which one?

My Thoughts:
Reservoir Dogs is a phenomenal way to start a career as a director, showcasing Tarantino's talent from the off. Here, he assembles a great cast including Michael Madsen, Chris Penn, Steve Buscemi and Harvey Keitel for a movie about a heist gone wrong because one of the robbers is in fact an undercover cop. It has all your typical Tarantino trademarks, from the well written dialogue (the scene about leaving tips) to the perfect selection of music (Stealers Wheel picked for 'that' scene). If you're a fan of Tarantino's movies, then no doubt you already own this, but if not, it's a must-own. The only thing that annoys me is the fact Tarantino cast himself (albeit in a more minor role), and whilst he is one of the best directors ever, his acting leaves a lot to be desired. 4.5/5
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Post by: Najemikon on January 16, 2012, 09:31:56 PM
I don't mind him casting himself, because it comes from his everybody-mucks-in, just get the film made style, plus he usually picks very small roles and can be effective surrounded by the heavyweights. His verbal attack on Jules in Pulp Fiction is one of my favourite scenes ever! It works brilliantly because Jackson is humbled and Travolta is getting so pissed off and Tarantino as an actor isn't anywhere near either of them.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 17, 2012, 02:53:33 PM
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Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
In 1997, thirty years after being cryogenically frozen, 1960s British super spy Austin Powers is thawed out to tackle his old arch-nemesis Dr. Evil who is holding the world to ransom. But a lot has changed in thirty years and Austin's groovy 60s style and swinging attitude are now totally out of place.
Both a box office smash and an enduring cult favourite, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery is one of the most successful comedies of all time. This hilarious spy spoof has earned itself a permanent place in pop culture with its quotable lines, excellent soundtrack and brilliant dual star performance by Mike Myers. There's also great support from Elizabeth Hurley as Austin's sexy sidekick Vanessa Kengsinton and Robert Wagner as Dr. Evil's henchman Number Two, as well as side-splitting performances from Michael York, Seth Green and Will Ferrell.

My Thoughts:
It's hard to believe that fifteen years have already passed since the debut of the Austin Powers franchise, but its held up quite well. Mike Myers does numerous characters brilliantly and Elizabeth Hurley puts in one of her better performances (admittedly not exactly an achievement) as Vanessa Kensington. With a good supporting cast that includes Will Ferrell, Seth Green, Robert Wagner, Mimi Rogers and Michael York, this first Austin Powers is a fun comedy that manages to take the mick out of the 60's/70's spy movies and culture whilst still maintaining its own charm and quirky catchphrases. Filled with sexual innuendo, the dialogue is funny throughout and the timing of the lines is brilliant. My personal favourite scene is Seth Green's character Scott telling Dr Evil he should just get a gun and kill Austin Powers instead of putting him on a very slow moving platform with one inept guard that is easy to escape. Basil Expedition is probably my favourite character and is an excellent little nod to the Bond movies. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 17, 2012, 02:57:22 PM
I don't mind him casting himself, because it comes from his everybody-mucks-in, just get the film made style, plus he usually picks very small roles and can be effective surrounded by the heavyweights. His verbal attack on Jules in Pulp Fiction is one of my favourite scenes ever! It works brilliantly because Jackson is humbled and Travolta is getting so pissed off and Tarantino as an actor isn't anywhere near either of them.

Part of what makes his acting roles annoy me is the fact he surrounds himself by such great actors it really shows up his lack of ability in front of the camera. He should stay behind, where he belongs. :laugh:
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 17, 2012, 05:20:23 PM
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Bulletproof Monk (2003) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
He has no name. He protects a powerful secret.
Now, to fulfil an ancient prophecy, he has found the one who's supposed to take his place – and it's the most unlikely candidate of all.
In this dazzling action adventure, the Monk (Chow Yun-Fat, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon) is a Zen-calm martial arts master, whose duty has been to protect a powerful ancient scroll that holds the key to unlimited power. Now, faced with finding the scroll's next guardian, the Monk's quest brings him to America. According to an ancient prophecy – and to his disbelief – the Monk's successor is a charming, street-tough wild card named Kar (Seann William Scott, American Pie, Road Trip).
Using high-flying acrobatics, martial arts action and quick witted humour, the Monk instructs Kar in the ways of a protector and the duo become partners to save the scroll from the power hungry armies who try to steal it!

My Thoughts:
As Jackie Chan was having success at the box office with the Rush Hour movies and Sammo Hung was enjoying moderate success on TV with Martial Law, Chow Yun-Fat had entered Hollywood with a little less huzzah with The Corruptor and The Replacement Killers. After Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon became massive around the world, he once again became a target for Hollywood and was teamed up with Seann William Scott for Bulletproof Monk. The pair have a good rapore on screen and the plot, although weak, is acceptable enough for it not to detract from the good action choreography. The acting is a mixed bag with nothing particularly outstanding, but Victoria Smurfitt is best in a smallish, but important role and Mako a close second, though he is criminally underused. As with any action film, there is also some laughably bad acting, in this case it is from Marcus Jean Pirae as Mr Funktastic. If you're after a way to pass the time without needing to put any effort into following what it is you are watching, this is a good option. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 22, 2012, 11:16:43 AM
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Rat Race (2001) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Outrageous stunts, hare-brained schemes and an all-star cast pack this return to the great ensemble chase comedy.
Eccentric casino millionaire Donald Sinclair (John Cleese) invites a collection of random characters to race from Las Vegas to New Mexico for a prize of two million dollars.
The contestants think it's far too easy to be true - and they're right - everything that could possibly go wrong does, and soon even the most straight-laced among them are lying, cheating and back-stabbing to get their paws on the cash. Meanwhile, Sinclair is organising another giant gambling game in which he lures his wealthy patrons to bet on the contestants and anything and everything else they can think of.

My Thoughts:
Very very average comedy. Some characters are completely miss (Cuba Gooding Jr and Whoopi Goldberg+daughter), some are hit and miss (Seth Green+brother, Rowan Atkinson) and some are hilarious in every scene (Jon Lovitz+family, Breckin Meyer and Amy Smart). Unfortunately the misses slightly outweigh the hits. I couldn't decide on a favourite scene but I narrowed it down to the 3.
1 - Jon Lovitz and family stealing Hitler's car from the Barbie museum.
2 - When they say to John Cleese (the casino owner) that he can't just give away $2m in a random game, he says "Yes I can, I'm eccentric" and does this weirded out type of cat purr and nobody else shows any type of emotion.
3 - The whole of the last ten minutes. I love the ending to this.
Very very high end of rent it, almost recommended. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 22, 2012, 04:56:26 PM
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Limitless (2011) Region B United Kingdom

Overview:
An action-thriller about a writer who takes an experimental drug that allows him to use 100 percent of his mind. As one man evolves into the perfect version of himself, forces more corrupt than he can imagine mark him for assassination. Out-of-work writer Eddie Morra's (Cooper) rejection by girlfriend Lindy (Abbie Cornish) confirms his belief that he has zero future. That all vanishes the day an old friend introduces Eddie to NZT, a designer pharmaceutical that makes him laser focused and more confident than any man alive. Now on an NZT-fuelled odyssey, everything Eddie's read, heard or seen is instantly organised and available to him. As the former nobody rises to the top of the financial world, he draws the attention of business mogul Carl Van Loon (De Niro), who sees this enhanced version of Eddie as the tool to make billions. But brutal side effects jeopardise his meteoric ascent. With a dwindling stash and hit men who will eliminate him to get the NZT...

My Thoughts:
I was drawn to this movie because of its interesting concept of a drug, NZT, that empowers the brain to work to full capacity, allowing users to do incredible things such as learn an entire language in hours, learn trading patterns to make large amounts of cash, and make you more focused on achieving whatever it is you want to achieve. As typical with this sort of movie, there are quite a few plot holes and one thing I didn't understand was with a large part of the movie being about the dwindling supply Morra possesses, why didn't he use his increased intelligence to make more of the drug? Still, it is fun, includes some good set pieces, the dialogue and structure is polished and the cast, including the likes of Bradley Cooper, Robert De Niro, Anna Friel and Abbie Cornish, are capable. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 24, 2012, 05:01:12 PM
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Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) Region FREE United Kingdom

Overview:
Captain America leads the fight for freedom in the action-packed blockbuster starring Chris Evans as the ultimate weapon against evil! When a terrifying force threatens everyone across the globe, the world's greatest soldier wages war on the evil HYDRA organization, led by the villainous Red Skull (Hugo Weaving, The Matrix).

My Thoughts:
Before I say anything it is worth noting that before going into this movie, although I knew who Captain America was, I knew nothing about the character or his 'story'. Viewing the movie as an 'outsider' it must be said that Marvel did a good job as always with making the movie accessible to those unfamiliar, building the development of Captain America/Steve Rogers quite well. Unfortunately though, I found this wasn't as enjoyable as previous Marvel movies, but not bad. The story was rather average and the effects seemed to be missing a spark. Chris Evans, whilst good, just didn't have the screen presence to pull the character off as well as someone else would've done. The supporting cast of Hayley Atwell, Tommy Lee Jones, Dominic Cooper and Hugo Weaving were fine but the best performance here is easily from Stanley Tucci. Although it isn't as good as other Marvel movies, it is still an enjoyable enough watch and I do look forward to seeing the character again in The Avengers. As is par for the course with Marvel movies, make sure you stay tuned until after the credits for an additional scene. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 25, 2012, 12:38:14 AM
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Just Married (2003) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Ashton Kutcher (Dude Where's My Car) and Brittany Murphy (8 Mile) take the cake in this outrageous hit comedy! Sarah is a happy-go-lucky rich girl whose meddling family is as snobbish as it is wealthy. Tom is a hope-I-get-lucky party guy who prefers sports bars over fancy cars. But opposites attract sidesplitting fun when these two young newlyweds embark on their perfectly-planned honeymoon with disastrous – and hilarious results!

My Thoughts:
Slightly below average comedy starring Ashton Kutcher and Brittany Murphy in which neither puts in very good performances and the chemistry between them is unfortunately lacking. The story is quite formulaic and there are enough laughs to keep your interest but there are better similar comedies available that are more worthy of your time. For fans of Kutcher/Murphy only. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 25, 2012, 09:23:38 AM
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Jumanji (1995) R1 USA

Overview:
Young Alan Parrish discovers a mysterious board game that magically transports him to the untamed jungles of JUMANJI for 26 years until two unsuspecting children, Judy (Kirsten Dunst – Spider-Man™ 1 & 2) and Peter (Bradley Pierce), free him from the game's powerful spell. Now a grown man, Alan (Robin Williams – Robots, Mrs. Doubtfire) reunites with his childhood friend Sarah (Bonnie Hunt – Cheaper By the Dozen), and together with Judy and Peter, tries to outwit the game's powerful forces in this imaginative adventure that combines breathtaking special effects with comedy, magic and thrills!

My Thoughts:
Back in 1995 Jumanji was one of the most successful movies of the year, thanks in part to the cast of Robin Williams, Bonnie Hunt, Bradley Pierce and Kirsten Dunst but mostly thanks to the groundbreaking special effects throughout the movie. Now, seventeen years later, the effects still hold up reasonably well and don't look as dated as one would expect, especially the scene in which animals run amock through the town's streets. The story is a lot of fun and one that will please all age groups, and the dialogue manages to avoid being cheesy. Great family film that comes recommended from me. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 25, 2012, 12:46:51 PM
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Josie and the Pussycats (2001) R1 USA

Overview:
Josie (Rachael Leigh Cook, Antitrust), Melody (Tara Reid, American Pie 2) and Val (Rosario Dawson, Down To You) are life-long friends determined to take their band out of the garage and into the stratosphere - while staying true to their own look, style and sound.
The band is soon discovered by hot-shot manager Wyatt Frame (Alan Cumming, Spy Kids) who introduces them to MegaRecords CEO Fiona (Parker Posey, Best In Show) as the next best thing.
Within days they have the number one single in the country, but they soon discover that all is not what it seems. Fiona and Wyatt have devised a hi-tech plan to control the youth of America through their music. It's time for Josie and the Pussycats to bare their claws and fight back.

My Thoughts:
This was a flop at the box office and although it is far from being a great film, it deserved more attention than it got. As far as the cast is concerned, Rachael Leigh Cook and Tara Reid aren't really known for their acting prowess, but they definately suited their roles here and were well cast. Rosario Dawson stands out as being the better actress and again, is well cast in her role. I wasn't keen on Alan Cummings as the bad guy, but he was ok and I have to admit, I thought the boyband, played by Donald Faison, Breckin Meyer and Seth Green was quite a funny, if overplayed, addition. If you want a movie to waste away a couple of hours without much thought, this is worth a look. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 25, 2012, 03:33:00 PM
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Green Lantern (2011) Region FREE United Kingdom

Overview:
In a universe as vast as it is mysterious, a small but powerful force has existed for centuries. Protectors of peace and justice, they are called the Green Lantern Corps. A brotherhood of warriors sworn to keep intergalactic order, each Green Lantern wears a ring that grants him superpowers. But when a new enemy called Parallax threatens to destroy the balance of power in the universe, their fate and the fate of Earth lie in the hands of their newest recruit, the first human ever selected: Hal Jordan (Ryan Reynolds).

My Thoughts:
As the run of great superhero movies continue, more and more are making their way into production. Green Lantern is one of the 'big' heroes that most have heard of but unfortunately, this movie is rather mediocre. The storytelling is quite lazy, with the plot moving at a bit of a slow pace at times. Peter Sarsgaard acts well as the villain Parralax but the character itself isn't very menacing and, well, kind of boring. Special effects are very good but it isn't anything new although Reynolds digitally added suit isn't as bad as I heard it was. Overall, this is worth a look for fans, but I found it to be one of the more boring movies based on comic properties. Low end rental. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 28, 2012, 02:32:53 PM
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The Successor (1996) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Jason Connery stars in Rodo Seji's THE SUCCESSOR, a compelling drama concerning the power vacuum left by the collapse of the Soviet Union. As a consequence of a promise made to a dying elderly relative, Peter (Connery) finds himself caught up in a seedy underworld of fringe politics and crime.

My Thoughts:
Dire, confusing, poorly structured, badly acted mess of a film that tries to go in several directions when it can't even manage one. Although it is supposedly a political thriller, it tries to concentrate far too much on a crappy romance story that has no real effect on the actual story and seems to be rushed into the script to appeal to a wider range of people. Jason Connery is awful and overacts every scene, reeling off each line of dialogue with the professionalism of a News of the World telephone hacker. Avoid, avoid, avoid. 0.5/5
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Post by: Jimmy on January 28, 2012, 04:22:28 PM
Jason Connery is awful and overacts every scene, reeling off each line of dialogue with the professionalism of a News of the World telephone hacker.
That's the kind of thing to expect when someone do movies only because he is the son of another someone...
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 30, 2012, 05:57:34 PM
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Mean Girls (2004) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Raised in the African bush country by her zoologist parents, Cady (Lindsay Lohan) thinks she knows all about the "survival of the fittest." But the law of the jungle takes on a whole new meaning when the home-schooled 15-year-old enters public high school for the first time.
Trying to find her place among jocks, mathletes and other subcultures, Cady crosses paths with the meanest species of all - the Queen Bee, aka the cool and calculating Regina (Rachel McAdams), leader of the school's most fashionable clique, The Plastics. When Cady falls for Regina's ex-boyfriend, though, the Queen Bee is stung and she schemes to ruin Cady's social future. Cady's own claws soon come out as she leaps into a hilarious "Girl World" war that has the whole school running for cover.

My Thoughts:
When I first watched Mean Girls I expected some sort of irrelevant teeny-bopper comedy that I would forget about ten minutes later, but what I actually got was a smart, well-written satirical look at high school cliques that makes me believe this is "Clueless" for the 21st century. The cast includes a multitude of talented actors/actresses like Lindsay Lohan (she can act!), Amanda Seyfried, Rachel McAdams, Lacey Chabert, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Neil Flynn and Lizzy Caplan who all suit their roles, delivering the lines well, especially the members of the bitchy 'Plastics'. It's suprisingly funny, and the way the film is structured means the story moves at a good pace without any boring moments, and the ending is well thought out. If you enjoyed Clueless, you'll definately enjoy this. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 30, 2012, 06:12:00 PM
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Bad Boys (1995) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
When $100 million of seized heroin is stolen from the Miami Police lockup, Detectives Lowrey (Will Smith -Men in Black) and Burnett (Martin Lawrence -Big Momma's House), Miami's most mismatched cops, are called upon to solve the case before the FBI close their department. Julie (Tea Leoni) is their only lead to the case, but wil only speak to Lowrey. As he is not around when she calls, Burnett impersonated his cool, slick partner. A hilarious role reversal begins in order to retain her trust. From then on, it's a race against time as the trio dodge the mob, and retain their charade while putting pressure on every low life in Miami's underworld to track down their man.

My Thoughts:
A lot of people don't like Bay, but you know what, I'm going to stand up for the man. Sure, his movies are not anything special, but I'm here for the over the top violence and big explosions, and Bay usually delivers entertaining popcorn flicks that meet that criteria. Bad Boys stars Will Smith and Martin Lawrence who work well together, their humour bouncing off each other perfectly for the situations they find themselves in (they ad-libbed a lot of dialogue seemingly). The story, whilst nothing new, is fun and there are plenty of OTT moments that Bay/Bruckheimer are famous for. The supporting cast are a little mixed in ability but fine for the most part. Bay fans will dig it, Bay haters will hate it. Bad Boys 2 isn't as good but I look forward to seeing Bad Boys 3 in 2015, and it's nice to see that Will Smith is throwing a paycheque Lawrence's way. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 31, 2012, 01:42:04 AM
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Striking Distance (1993) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Tom Hardy (BRUCE WILLIS - Armageddon, Die Hard) is a fifth generation Pittsburgh cop. Formerly a homicide detective, Hardy was demoted to River Rescue Patrol two years ago when he publicly challenged the police department, including several of his family members, about the identity of the serial killer who took his father's life.
Convinced that a newly active serial killer is the same gunman who murdered his father - despite the fact that another man is already behind bars for the crime - Hardy is working out of his jurisdiction to catch the killer. The maverick cop finds himself at odds with his new partner (SARAH JESSICA PARKER - Mars Attacks!) as he skirts around the system and defies his uncle (DENNIS FARINA - Get Shorty), his father's successor as the Chief of Homicide.
A high-powered, suspenseful drama with mind blowing action, STRIKING DISTANCE is Bruce at his wise-cracking best.

My Thoughts:
Formulaic, predictable, average, yet enjoyable action thriller. I'm sure most were expecting another Die Hard type film when this came out, but this is a lot more laid back in comparison and whilst nowhere near as good, shouldn't be forgotten. Willis suits his role as a disgraced alcoholic, former homicide detective who has a serial killer who is pulling him into a cat and mouse game whilst the rest of the Pittsburgh police department believes the (innocent) man they have already arrested is responsible. It's quite obvious from the start who the killer is but there is some fun in getting there, including a fairly good car chase and a couple of decent gunfights. The humour is hit and miss throughout but is welcome to lighten the tone and the supporting cast are mostly impressive, especially Dennis Farina, Tom Sizemore and John Mahoney. Sarah Jessica Parker is the weak link, but is better than most would think. Overall, this is worthy of a high end rental. 3/5
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Post by: goodguy on February 06, 2012, 12:08:14 AM
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Kill List (2011) Region B United Kingdom

Overview:
KILL LIST - from the acclaimed Director Ben Wheatley (DOWN TERRACE) starring Neil Maskell, Michael Smiley, Myanna Buring, Emma Fryer.
Eight months after a disastrous job in Kiev left him physically and mentally scarred, ex-soldier turned contract killer, Jay, is pressured by his partner, Gal, into taking a new assignment. As they descend into the dark and disturbing world of the contract, Jay begins to unravel once again – his fear and paranoia sending him deep into the heart of darkness.

My Thoughts:
OK, this is going to be very difficult to even write a short piece about without giving anything away so I won't talk about plot points. Kill List is a film that has received huge critical praise but the general public weren't quite so thrilled. For me, I side with the critics for a change. Kill List is one of the most finely acted and chilling thrillers to come out of the UK in quite some time. The main cast of Neil Maskell, Michael Smiley and MyAnna Buring are absolutely fantastic and the film changes atmospherically so quickly several times smoothly, in good timing with the way the plot unfolds. The ending is a complete mess of the mind, done so well that I have to highly recommend this Ben Wheatley feature. 4.5/5

This was really quite good and I'm pretty sure especially Jon and Achim would enjoy it as well. The juxtaposition of the mundane with the horrible and the quick tonal changes didn't throw me as much as it probably was intended, but I didn't expect it to go so completely off the rails towards the end.
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Post by: Achim on February 07, 2012, 06:52:28 PM
This was really quite good and I'm pretty sure especially Jon and Achim would enjoy it as well.
It is already on my Wish List. Unfortunately the UK release is Region B only, so I am waiting for the US version (which isn't even announced yet). Kermode gave it a glowing review as well.
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Post by: Najemikon on February 07, 2012, 10:24:07 PM
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Kill List (2011) Region B United Kingdom

Overview:
KILL LIST - from the acclaimed Director Ben Wheatley (DOWN TERRACE) starring Neil Maskell, Michael Smiley, Myanna Buring, Emma Fryer.
Eight months after a disastrous job in Kiev left him physically and mentally scarred, ex-soldier turned contract killer, Jay, is pressured by his partner, Gal, into taking a new assignment. As they descend into the dark and disturbing world of the contract, Jay begins to unravel once again – his fear and paranoia sending him deep into the heart of darkness.

My Thoughts:
OK, this is going to be very difficult to even write a short piece about without giving anything away so I won't talk about plot points. Kill List is a film that has received huge critical praise but the general public weren't quite so thrilled. For me, I side with the critics for a change. Kill List is one of the most finely acted and chilling thrillers to come out of the UK in quite some time. The main cast of Neil Maskell, Michael Smiley and MyAnna Buring are absolutely fantastic and the film changes atmospherically so quickly several times smoothly, in good timing with the way the plot unfolds. The ending is a complete mess of the mind, done so well that I have to highly recommend this Ben Wheatley feature. 4.5/5

This was really quite good and I'm pretty sure especially Jon and Achim would enjoy it as well. The juxtaposition of the mundane with the horrible and the quick tonal changes didn't throw me as much as it probably was intended, but I didn't expect it to go so completely off the rails towards the end.

I have seen it and really liked it. Still haven't made my mind up if I liked the ending though...
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 10, 2012, 02:10:24 PM
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Kidulthood (2006) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
For 15-year-old Trife, life is a day-to-day struggle. Trapped between the worlds of his school friends, the girl he loves, and the draw of his powerful and dangerous uncle, Trife must choose between the path he knows is right and a life of guns, drugs and violence that he has come to know only too well.
But in a world where sex is currency, drugs are easy, and violence is a way of life, trouble can never be too far around the corner. On these streets kids grow up fast... and 48 hours... can be a lifetime.

My Thoughts:
Written by and starring Noel Clarke, Kidulthood received a lot of praise on its release in the UK, both critically and from the general movie-goer. I'd even heard it called "the UK 'Kids'". Well, it is a very good film, well acted and very gritty. Sometimes it does feel as though it is overacted to scare the viewer into thinking what life is like in the inner-London estates, but still, the things portrayed do happen daily so the scenes are welcome. I wouldn't say it is anywhere near as good as 'Kids' and in fact, I find them uncomparable and although some subjects in both are reasonably close, the films are very different. Overall, Kidulthood is a well made British film about inner-city youth that is worth a look though, and Noel Clarke impresses as a writer, despite being known in the UK as an actor. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 10, 2012, 03:26:10 PM
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Shaun of the Dead (2004) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Shaun doesn't have a very good day, so he decides to turn his life around by getting his ex to take him back, but he times it for right in the middle of what may be a zombie apocalypse... But for him, it's an opportunity to show everyone he knows how useful he is by saving them all. All he has to do is survive... And get his ex back.

My Thoughts:
It's not often a British comedy becomes a runaway success, but Shaun of the Dead managed it. Nick Frost and Simon Pegg are excellent as the two best friends and they gel so well together it is obvious they are also very close in real life. The timing of the comedy is perfect and there are so many great little nods included that you spot something new on each viewing. My favourite little nod personally is the playing of the mall music from Dawn of the Dead over the end credits. Anyway, for horror fans and for comedy fans, this is essential viewing. Highly recommended. 5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 10, 2012, 03:37:21 PM
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Hot Fuzz (2007) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
When top London cop, PC Nicholas Angel (Simon Pegg), is reassigned to the quiet town of Sandford, he struggles with his seemingly crime-free world... and oafish partner Danny (Nick Frost).
When several grisly accidents rock the village, it's not long before Danny's dreams of explosive, high-octane, car-chasing, gunfighting, all-out action become reality!
It's time for these small-town cops to hand out big-city justice!

My Thoughts:
The eagerly awaited second feature film from Wright/Pegg/Frost after 2004's Shaun of the Dead was well worth the wait. Although it was met with critical success and movie-goers flocked to the cinemas, some people didn't find it quite as funny as Shaun of the Dead. Well, theose people are wrong because it is every bit as funny, better written and far more polished. This time they parody many action films/buddy movies but it easily stands out as a fantastic police comedy by itself. Some excellent cameos by the likes of Bill Bailey, Martin Freeman, Cate Blachett and Peter Jackson and of course a well selected supporting cast with Timothy Dalton, Lucy Punch, Jim Broadbent and Paddy Considine make the sharp writing of Hot Fuzz a joy to behold. Highly recommended. 5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 10, 2012, 03:40:46 PM
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Kill List (2011) Region B United Kingdom

Overview:
KILL LIST - from the acclaimed Director Ben Wheatley (DOWN TERRACE) starring Neil Maskell, Michael Smiley, Myanna Buring, Emma Fryer.
Eight months after a disastrous job in Kiev left him physically and mentally scarred, ex-soldier turned contract killer, Jay, is pressured by his partner, Gal, into taking a new assignment. As they descend into the dark and disturbing world of the contract, Jay begins to unravel once again – his fear and paranoia sending him deep into the heart of darkness.

My Thoughts:
OK, this is going to be very difficult to even write a short piece about without giving anything away so I won't talk about plot points. Kill List is a film that has received huge critical praise but the general public weren't quite so thrilled. For me, I side with the critics for a change. Kill List is one of the most finely acted and chilling thrillers to come out of the UK in quite some time. The main cast of Neil Maskell, Michael Smiley and MyAnna Buring are absolutely fantastic and the film changes atmospherically so quickly several times smoothly, in good timing with the way the plot unfolds. The ending is a complete mess of the mind, done so well that I have to highly recommend this Ben Wheatley feature. 4.5/5

This was really quite good and I'm pretty sure especially Jon and Achim would enjoy it as well. The juxtaposition of the mundane with the horrible and the quick tonal changes didn't throw me as much as it probably was intended, but I didn't expect it to go so completely off the rails towards the end.

I have seen it and really liked it. Still haven't made my mind up if I liked the ending though...

After I had watched it, I found a great article that pointed out how all the little bits throughout the film are a reference to war (right down to the dead animal being like army rations, in fact IIRC, he does mention it). I can't find the article now for the life of me though. It was a very interesting film though, and one I intend on picking up sooner rather than later. I wish I'd had time for the commentaries tbh.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 10, 2012, 04:59:44 PM
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Nancy Drew (2007) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Nancy Drew moves to Los Angeles and in typical Drew fashion, immediately stumbles upon a mystery concerning a dead movie star and her inheritance. Nancy soon discovers that the rude needling from her new classmates is the least of her worries as she's almost run over by a car and nearly blown up diffusing a bomb. Nancy's luck runs out when the bad guys get the drop on her and put Chloroform over mouth! Nancy is taken by complete surprise and barely has time to fight before the anesthetic hits her nostrils and turns out her lights! They drug Nancy in broad daylight and make her go nighty night! The attack is so effective, so precise, people walk right past the vehicle with no idea there's a young girl inside, fully anesthetized, chloroformed out of her mind! Nancy has no idea what hit her as her abductors drive her to their hideout.

My Thoughts:
Before watching this movie I had of course heard of the character Nancy Drew but had never read/watched the character in anything. I picked up this movie based on the cameo by Bruce Willis and I'm kind of glad I did. It isn't a great film by any means, but Emma Roberts is very good as Nancy Drew and I really liked the way they kept her character very 1950's in style and outlook, from her dialogue, to her car, to her clothes. The story itself is rather formulaic and the supporting cast are generally mediocre. The cameo with Bruce Willis made it worth the cheap purchase for me as the rapore between him playing himself and Nancy Drew at the film set makes for one of the funnier sections of the film. I'm sure Nancy Drew fans and teenage girls will love this film, but generally speaking, it was average and is worth a rental only unless you're a big Willis fan. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 10, 2012, 05:11:40 PM
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Derailed (2005) R1 Canada

Overview:
Married man Charles Schine (Clive Owen) meets Lucinda Harris (Jennifer Aniston), a high powered businesswoman, on a commuter train one morning. An innocent conversation leads to an evening drink. Before either one can stop it, their aroused passions lead to a sizzling one-night stand. Suddenly a stranger explodes into their world, threatening to expose their secret, and lures them into a terrifying game with more surprises than they saw coming.

My Thoughts:
When I first looked this up, I was under the impression it would be an Aniston romance feature, though darker than her usual rom-coms she has become known for. However, a friend of mine assured me it is far from your typical Aniston fare so I picked it up cheap. He was right. What we actually have is an above average thriller with plenty of tension. The first half of the film was quite average, paced ok but a little slow to get the story going, but once we get to the second half the pace picks up nicely and the twists and turns, although obvious, change the outlook well. I expected what had happened throughout but the ending did catch me off guard a little and I really enjoyed it. Aniston was above average, but the true star was Clive Owen who is very convincing in his role. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 10, 2012, 06:51:08 PM
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BASEketball (1998) R2 United Kingdom (yes, I know that image is the German one!)

Overview:
From the director of Naked Gun comes a hilarious side-splitting comedy of professional sports. Starring TREY PARKER & MATT STONE (South Park), as two guys who invent a game in their driveway that quickly becomes a national obsession and catapults them into the national spotlight, BASEKETBALL is a hilarious comedy about babes, brews and being number one.
Critics call BASEKETBALL "a comedy that is as smart as it is funny" and "absolutely, rolling in the aisles, hysterical!" Featuring a supporting cast of today's best-known talents, including Yasmine Bleeth, Jenny McCarthy, Robert Vaughn and Ernest Borgnine, as well as celebrity appearances by Reggie Jackson, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Dale Earnhardt, Al Michaels, Bob Costas, Dan Patrick and Kenny Mayne. BASEKETBALL scores!

My Thoughts:
Although Trey Parker and Matt Stone are best known for the very successful television series South Park, they have also made several movies. Personally I don't like South Park so it really surprised me a few years ago that I enjoyed the movie Orgazmo and since then, I had been meaning to check out BASEketball. Again, I was surprised with what I got. Parker and Stone invent a new sport that becomes a huge success, but with it brings squabbles with regards to what the game means, the money involved and the unscrupulous owners/agents. Yasmine Bleeth and Jenny McCarthy are the totty on offer and both suit their roles well, though nobody in the film gives an outstanding performance. The humour is based mainly on gross-out dialogue but it still made me laugh several times and made this a worthwhile watch. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 10, 2012, 06:59:36 PM
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Gamer (2009) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Gerard Butler (300, RocknRolla) stars as Kable, condemned criminal and globally famous super-soldier in the ultimate multiplayer game, "Slayers." Human controllers direct each thougt and move of real-life prison inmates battling in hyper-intense environments – where the goal is freedom and the penalty is death. But when Kable suddenly decides he wants out, his rebellion threatens the twisted plans of game creator Ken Castle (Michael C. Hall, TV's "Dexter"), who will stop at nothing to crush the renegade commando in this taut, adrenaline-packed action-thriller.

My Thoughts:
Gamer follows an interesting idea of giving criminals a chance to leave prison providing they survive being a 'character' in a shoot 'em up game, however, if they lose, they die. It does remind me heavily of the superior Schwarzenegger movie The Running Man, but with the main difference being that Gamer is based on a mixture of putting a human in a videogame. Unfortunately, whilst an interesting idea, it isn't that well executed. Some of the dialogue is hammy, the acting is rather lacklustre and the effects feel over-stylised for what is actually needed, losing what should be a tense feel to Butler's character. Still, it has enough moments in it to make it a low-end rental due to some of the more frenetic scenes being well executed and its fast pace. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 10, 2012, 07:07:57 PM
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Swamp Shark (2011) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
On a remote patch of swamp, an illegal animal smuggling deal goes bad and a vicious creature is released into the river. Meanwhile at the Broussard family-owned Gator Shed restaurant a disgruntled customer and their whole pen of gators are mangled to bits by whatever has gotten loose. In the commotion, Rachel Broussard, the head of the clan, catches a glimpse of a massive, armored, SHARK! The crooked town sheriff pins the deaths that pile up on the Broussard's "escaped" pack of gators – when he's the one who brokered the shark deal to begin with! Unwilling to go down without a fight, Rachel and her family - with the help of a mysterious stranger named Charlie, take on the Swampshark in order to clear their names, save the restaurant, and prevent the unwitting folks at the upcoming Gator Fest from being torn to shreds!

My Thoughts:
First things first, if you've ever seen a Syfy Original creature feature then you pretty much know exactly what you are going to get here. Swamp Shark is a bad film, but so what because it is a little enjoyable and fun. The acting is budget-TV-movie as should be expected with the better cast members being Kristy Swanson and Lance Nichols. The effects are quite poor but still fun enough for what it is and the final scene is actually quite funny and a new way of killing a shark, rather than the 'lets copy Jaws' copout. If you enjoy low budget creature features, you could do a lot worse than this almost guilty pleasure. Low end rental. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 10, 2012, 08:44:36 PM
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Paul (2011) Region B United Kingdom

Overview:
Simon Pegg and Nick Frost (Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead) reunite for the comedy adventure Paul as two sci-fi geeks whose pilgrimage takes them to America's UFO heartland. While there, they accidentally meet an alien who brings them on an insane road trip that alters their universe forever.
For the past 60 years, an alien named Paul (voiced by Seth Rogen) has been hanging out at a top-secret military base. For reasons unknown, the space-traveling smart ass decides to escape the compound and hop on the first vehicle out of town-a rented RV containing Earthlings Graeme Willy (Pegg) and Clive Gollings (Frost).
Chased by federal agents and the fanatical father of a young woman that they accidentally kidnap, Graeme and Clive hatch a fumbling escape plan to return Paul to his mother ship. And as two nerds struggle to help, one little green man might just take his fellow outcasts from misfits to intergalactic heroes.

My Thoughts:
Another movie with hilarious duo Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, although this time without Edgar Wright's involvement but at least it was written by Pegg/Frost. This shows, because the script is sharp and has plenty of funny moments and although there are plenty of better candidates around to voice Paul, Seth Rogen wasn't a bad choice. Kristen Wiig, who I often find hit and miss, was very good in this and I found her character added a lot of fun to the journey, and I especially liked the bumbling FBI agents played by Joe Lo Truglio and Bill Hader. The biggest surprise was kept for the excellent cameo by Sigourney Weaver however. Funniest part of the entire movie for me is when Paul brings a bird back to life and then quickly eats it or when
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. It isn't as good as Pegg/Frost's previous attempts but I still have to recommend it. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 10, 2012, 08:51:13 PM
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12 Rounds (2009) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
When New Orleans Police Detective Danny Fisher (WWE's John Cena) stops a brilliant thief from getting away with a multimillion-dollar heist, the thief's girlfriend is accidentally killed. After escaping from prison, the criminal mastermind enacts his revenge, taunting Danny with 12 rounds of near-impossible puzzles and tasks that he must somehow complete to save the life of the woman he loves. With scenes not seen in cinemas.

My Thoughts:
As soon as I see that a movie stars a wrestler or a UFC fighter, my expectations are generally middle of the road and I expect a typical DTV actioner with lots of focus on fight scenes and not a lot on the plot. However, I have seen John Cena in a couple of movies and I do find he his one of the better wrestlers come actors and he helps make 12 Rounds an above average cat and mouse action movie. Cena is the only well known name involved in the movie outside of director Renny Harlin, but the supporting cast are good enough to keep the scenes ticking over even if they are nothing great. I found the special effects to be of high quality and the action scenes well shot so as a popcorn movie, this comes recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 10, 2012, 08:59:34 PM
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What Happens in Vegas (2008) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
After the wildest party night of their lives, two mismatched strangers, Jack (Ashton Kutcher) and Joy (Cameron Diaz), wake up in Vegas to discover they not only got lucky they got married! The road to annulment takes a hilarious turn after Jack wins a three million dollar jackpot while playing Joy's money and a no-nonsense judge (Dennis Miller) sentences them to six months "hard marriage." What follows is an all-out battle of the sexes as Jack and Joy go to outrageous lengths to try and cheat each other out of the money.

My Thoughts:
The focus on What Happens in Vegas is clearly on Kutcher and Diaz and whilst Diaz is her usual self, and Kutcher slightly better than he usually is, the real stars of the movie are Lake Bell as Tipper and Rob Cordry as Hater. There is a reasonably good supporting cast including Treat Williams, Queen Latifah, Dennis Farina, Zack Galifianakis and Krysten Ritter who often outshine the main cast but Diaz/Kutcher still hold their own. Of course, the movie follows your basic plot and the outcome is obvious from the start but there are enough funny moments to keep you entertained. My favourite part is Rob Cordry in the courtroom towards the end of the movie. Rent it. A generous 3/5.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 10, 2012, 09:08:24 PM
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Miracle on 34th Street (1994) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
In this new holiday "miracle" based on the famous 1947 film classic, a little girl discovers dreams can come true if you really believe. Six-year-old Susan Walker has doubts about childhood's most enduring miracle - Santa Claus. Her mother told her the "secret" about Santa a long time ago, so Susan doesn't expect to receive the most important gifts on her Christmas list. But after meeting a special department store Santa who's convinced he's the real thing, Susan is given the most precious gift of all - something to believe in.
Starring Richard Attenborough, Elizabeth Perkins, Dylan McDermott and Mara Wilson as Susan. This uplifting and joyous film will make believers out of the entire family.

My Thoughts:
What, with Christmas a meer eleven months away I decided it was time for a little Christmas cheer, so I stuck the 1994 version of Miracle on 34th Street into my DVD player. Having seen the movie several times over the years, I knew exactly what I was getting and it has to be said that Mara Wilson is excellent as the young Susan, who has her doubts about the big fat man himself. The best performance here is easily Richard Attenborough as Santa though as not only does he look the part, but he has the screen prescence required to play the part. I still need to check out the original, but this is recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 10, 2012, 09:16:10 PM
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Hot Tub Time Machine (2010) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Get ready to kick some serious past with the wildly inappropriate Hot Tub Time Machine. The outrageous laughs bubble up when four friends share a crazy night of drinking in a ski resort hot tub, only to wake up with serious hangovers in 1986! Now, nice-guy Adam (John Cusack), party animal Lou (Rob Corddry), married man Nick (Craig Robinson) and mega-nerd Jacob (Clark Duke) relive a wild night of sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll! This edition alse contains a Digital Copy of the film, now you can watch HOT TUB TIME MACHINE when you want, where you want!

My Thoughts:
John Cusack has long been a favourite actor of mine and I really didn't ever expect him to make a comedy that was anything like Hot Tub Time Machine. Here is joined by Rob Corddry, Craig Robinson and Clark Duke as they go back in time in a hot tub. Chevy Chase cameos as the hot tub repair man and has some quite funny scenes but Crispin Glover steals the show for me as the hotel porter who Corddry is just waiting for to lose his arm. The story is nothing special but it is a lot of fun, and despite a slow section in the middle the laughs come often. Favourite parts for me include the scene between Corddry/Robinson in the bathroom after losing their bet, Robinson singing the Black Eyed Peas and the scene where the gang go to get the Chernobyl drink back from the ski lodge. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 10, 2012, 09:24:44 PM
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Border Blues (2004) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Moscow police detective Andrei Somov resigns and emigrates from Russia, but has to accept a menial job in a restaurant while his adolescent son and pregnant daughter-in-law are denied exit visa's. 'Andy' does however get to know some LAPD cops after volunteering his expertise and Russian language skills and is sent to Tijuana to fetch cheap tiles. On that Mexican journey Somov bumps into coyote Larry, another ethnic Russian but US citizen, who lost his daughter years ago and now helps illegal families enter the States. His present client, arrogant Russian Lena, haughtily presumes to know everything better but is always wrong, yet he takes pity on her daughter. Meanwhile the LAPD takes medium Michael March seriously about a mad bomber who targets pharmaceutical companies and got a bad feeling with and envelop held by Larry. It all ties in.

My Thoughts:
I bought this because I am a closet Eric Roberts fan and although he is an integral part of the story here and features plenty, there is little action and the film in general is a complete incoherant mess. The story is full of holes and seems hastily rewritten during filming, I would say Gary Busey is underused but his character is a waste of time, the effects of the bomb at the start look as though they were made by a five year old (I've seen better on homemade youtube videos) and the acting is incredibly poor all round. Seemingly, this had a $10million budget but god knows what they spent on? Perhaps Roberts/Busey made big money for their appearance and the other $9million went on a hell of a wrap party? Easily the worst film I have seen in 2012 so far. Skip it. 1/5
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Post by: Jimmy on February 10, 2012, 09:32:03 PM
Erik Estrada is in this too, so maybe the money goes to him :whistle:

Of course that would be more realist in we were stuck in 1980 :laugh:
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 10, 2012, 09:34:32 PM
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Best Men (1997) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
It's a special day for Jesse Chandler in more ways than one. Not only is it the day he gets out of jail after three long, hard years but it is also the day he gets married to his long suffering girlfriend, Hope. When his three best buddies meet him at the prison gates all dressed up in their dinner suits and bow ties, Jesse knows life can still be sweet, that is until Billy decides to rob the town bank because he needs a little cash. Spectacular stunts, great action, sparkling dialogue, and some unexpected twists plus Superman Dean Cain in his first motion picture and Drew Barrymore hot from The Wedding Singer all make Best Men one of the action comedies of the year.

My Thoughts:
I wasn't sure what quite to expect with this one, buying it purely on the basis of it co-starring Drew Barrymore and Luke Wilson. It actually follows a group of friends who get caught up in robbing a bank on the day of Wilson's wedding to Barrymore. Also starring Dean Cain, Andy Dick, Sean Patrick Flanery and Brad Dourif the cast is a rather mixed bag. Nobody puts in particularly great performances but Cain is the best of the bunch with Andy Dick being the worst and definately miscast. The plot is enjoyable enough, if formulaic and the comedy takes a backseat to the action in a good way. This isn't anything new but is worth a look for fans of the cast. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 10, 2012, 09:37:19 PM
Erik Estrada is in this too, so maybe the money goes to him :whistle:

Of course that would be more realist in we were stuck in 1980 :laugh:

True, he's in a couple of scenes and is underused, but he is absolutely dreadful. The whole thing stinks like a bunch of has-beens being it in for the pay cheque having not read the script. Quite sad really. :(
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Post by: Jimmy on February 10, 2012, 09:41:17 PM
What would be cool is if the movie would have a temporary freeze frame at the end ;D
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 10, 2012, 09:44:43 PM
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Bulworth (1998) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Cast your vote for scandalous fun with this liberating laugh-fest that CNN called "utterly brilliant and totally entertaining... one of the best films in years!"
Believing his career is over, Senator Jay Bulworth (Warren Beatty) takes out an enormous insurance policy and a contract on his own life. But his impending death fills him with an outrageous desire to break the rules and tell it like it is. Suddently the Senator is the suprise political favourite and falls hopelessly in love with Nina (Halle Berry), a beautiful, young activist from the inner city. Now that Bulworth has found a new reason to live, he must also find the hit man who's out to kill him!

My Thoughts:
I'd read quite a bit about this movie over the years and finally jumped on the chance to pick up a cheap copy and give it a watch. If I'd have known just how funny this was I would have picked it up years ago. Warren Beatty directs and stars as Senator Bulworth who signs himself up to a $10m life insurance policy and then gets a hitman to kill him. Before he is killed he decides at a church meeting in a predominantly poor black area that he will tell it like it is and that the politicians don't care about them. He suddenly finds himself gaining popularity and he starts rapping about everything and even takes drugs at a club whilst trying to cancel the impending hit. Halle Berry is very good as Nina, who helps him on his campaign but is also being paid to kill him, unbeknown to him. Bulworth is a funny political film that actually brings up some valid political points and is definately coming recommended from me. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 10, 2012, 09:53:57 PM
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Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein (1999) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
When the world's favourite mischief-makers meet the world's most famous monster, it's love at first fright! Join Alvin, Simon and Theodore in a song-filled animated adventure that's so much fun, it's scary!
Whilst working as featured performers on a movie studio tour, Alvin and his brothers can't resist exploring the park's star attraction Frankenstein's Castle, which has been taken over by what appears to be the real Dr. Frankenstein and his beloved Monster. Soon, the Chipmunks and the Monster collide into a wild and wacky laugh fest you'll want to watch over and over again!

My Thoughts:
The Chipmunks are working at a movie studio and go to visit the star attraction to find that Dr. Frankenstein, hired by the park to bring up visitor numbers, has actually created a real monster. The monster takes a toy back to the Chipmunks house and they realise the monster isn't as scary as he looks. The animation is of reasonable quality though there is a slow motion scene that looks horrible, and the story is quite basic, even for a kids movie. Still, it is reasonably funny in parts and is worth a look for Chipmunks fans. low end rent it with a generous 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 10, 2012, 10:14:09 PM
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Motherhood (2009) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
In this hilarious comedy, Thurman plays Eliza, a writer-turned-mom-blogger who has put her own ambitions on hold to raise her two children. Eliza lives and works in New York with her good-natured but absent-minded husband (Anthony Edwards) who seems tuned out to his wife’s problems, not to mention basic reality of being a mum! Luckily for Eliza she has her best friend, and mum to be, Sheila (Minnie Driver) who understands Eliza all too well.
Taking place in a single crazy day that starts at dawn, her to-do list is daunting: prepare for and throw her daughter’s 6th birthday party, mind her toddler son, battle for a parking space, navigate playground politics with overbearing moms, and mend a rift with after posting her best friend’s confession on her blog.
There are definitely no time-outs in motherhood!

My Thoughts:
Motherhood took a blistering £88 in it's opening weekend in the UK, with £9 of that coming on the Sunday (one ticket). This is why the movie was originally brought to my attention after an argument broke out between the producer and the UK distributor Metrodome reported by The Guardian. When I saw it was only a penny plus postage for a new copy on Amazon Marketplace, I just had to see if it was as bad as it seemed. The film stars Uma Thurman as a struggling mother who is married to ER's Anthony Edwards. It's supposedly a comedy but apart from a scene between Thurman and some young lad in a store where he berates her for invading his personal space whilst she is on her mobile phone, the movie was devoid of comedy. Unfortunately, it is a bad film and although Thurman and Minnie Driver put in reasonable efforts, you can only be as good as the product. Skip it. 2/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 10, 2012, 10:15:33 PM
Caught up!  :whistle:
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 11, 2012, 01:07:40 PM
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Shallow Hal (2001) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Hal (Jack Black) is a regular guy who, taking his dying father's advice, pursues only young ladies of physical perfection. His life changes when he comes across a self-help guru who hypnotises him into seeing only the inner beauty of women.
With renewed confidence, Hal's luck with the ladies finally changes when he meets the gorgeous Rosemary (Gwyneth Paltrow).
Has he met his dream girl, or is he in for a larger than life experience?

My Thoughts:
Shallow Hal is the only film I've seen so far in which Jack Black can manage to hold a lead role, though here it does help that Gwyneth Paltrow is his immediate co-star. Filled with your typical Farrelly Brothers brand of humour it did make me laugh out loud on several occasions, usually because of Jason Alexander's dialogue who plays Black's best friend Mauricio. The story itself is obvious from the start, shallow guy manages to get past peoples looks and falls in love with a fatty, but the journey there is not only funny, it includes a couple of heartfelt moments, like in the pediatric burns unit where Paltrow's character Rosemary volunteers. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 11, 2012, 02:20:57 PM
Erik Estrada is in this too, so maybe the money goes to him :whistle:

Of course that would be more realist in we were stuck in 1980 :laugh:

Strange we talked about this yesterday because Gary Busey just filed for bankruptcy. :(
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 12, 2012, 12:34:14 AM
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Attack the Block (2011) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Bonfire night, South London: Sam (Jodie Whittaker - ST TRINIANS, VENUS) is robbed by a gang of hooded youths. Suddenly a flaming meteor crash-lands close by. Sam makes her escape, but the gang are attacked by a small vicious alien. They kill the ghoulish invader, but their triumph is short lived. More aliens are invading and they're bigger, stronger and out for blood. The gang's only chance of survival is to take refuge within the concrete walls of their housing block. Teaming up with Sam and local drug dealer Ron (Nick Frost - SHAUN OF THE DEAD, HOT FUZZ), they realise it's time to step up and be heroes.
From the producer of SHAUN OF THE DEAD, HOT FUZZ, SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD and PAUL, ATTACK THE BLOCK is the directorial debut of comedian and broadcaster Joe Cornish (THE ADAM AND JOE SHOW). A sci-fi, horror, action, comedy with an old school flavour, it's inner city versus outer space.

My Thoughts:
I've been a fan of Joe Cornish for many years, mainly thanks to him and Adam Buxton's "The Adam and Joe Show" and their toy movies they made for it including Toyspotting and Toytanic. Add the talent of Joe Cornish with Nick Frost and I just had to see this at the cinema, but this is my first viewing of the movie on disc. The kids involved are, to be frank, not very nice kids, mugging Sam (Jodie Whittaker) right at the start. This is to make you dislike the kids from the offset and then Cornish does his best to make you feel sorry for the kids by the end after fighting off aliens. That didn't really work out for me and is the main reason I have marked it down slightly, but the script is still funny at the right times and although the effects are not great (the reason for the other half a point being deducted), they do not take away to much enjoyment from the movie. Personally, I dug this, despite the hype. Can't wait to see what Cornish does next. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 15, 2012, 03:08:56 PM
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Reuniting the Rubins (2010) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Lenny Rubins, (Timothy Spall – The King's Speech) an up-tight lawyer, has to put his dream retirement on hold when his ailing mother (Honor Blackman – Goldfinger) emotionally blackmails him into reuniting his estranged children for a Jewish holiday.
They may be peas from the same pod, but in Lenny’s eyes, his grown up children are certainly not from the same planet: a survival-of-the-fittest/control-freak hard-nosed capitalist (James Callis – Battlestar Galactica), an outspoken argumentative eco-warrior committed to the cause (Rhona Mitra – Underworld: Rise of the Lycans) an outer worldly Buddhist Monk; and to cap it all a bible bashing born-again Rabbi!
They might not see eye to, quarrel, fight, and even be starting a war in Africa but they are still family and it is going to take a whole lot of soul searching and sacrifice for all involved to come together in this heart warming, comic, family drama that will have you thinking of your own family with a smile.

My Thoughts:
Reuniting the Rubins is the feature length directorial debut from advertisement director Yoav Factor (Splinter Cell, Operation Flashpoint, Asda) and with him being a BAFTA-nominated director for his short film Good Night I had quite high hopes going into this feature. These hopes were alleviated with the cast involved, including Timothy Spall, Honor Blackman, Rhona Mitra, James Callis and Blake Harrison. Unfortunately, it ultimately failed to deliver what I had hoped. The cast put in ok performances but nobody stands out and although the movie is well shot the dialogue is a little lacklustre and the story moves a little slow. If you want to see a 'messed-up family coming together' film, then I suggest opting for Little Miss Sunshine or the criminally underrated Eulogy. This isn't a rubbish film, it just fails to hit expectations considering the talent involved. Low-end rental. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 15, 2012, 06:08:40 PM
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Red Light Revolution (2010) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Unemployed Beijinger, Shunzi (played by Zhao Jun), fresh from being fired from his cab company and still wounded by news of his wife running away for another man, decides to risk it all and follow his friend, and opens a sex store, much to the disappointment of his parents. At first battling with blow up dolls, and getting to grips with some of the vibrating merchandise, he soon realises that not only has he become a victim of a high pressured sales operation (with a gangster like supplier), but his neighbourhood is very conservative and inhabited by an ageing population. Slowly though, he starts to win them over and unites the community, but will he convert enough of them to customers to pay off the gangsters? A humorous clash of the Chinese traditional etiquette with modern sexual values.

My Thoughts:
I definately had no idea what to expect going into Red Light Revolution, a Chinese sex shop comedy directed by Greek-Australian Sam Voutas. Seemingly Beijing only had one sex shop in 1996 and now it has over 2000. Not only that but China is home to the world's biggest sex expo whilst it manufactures 70% of the world's sex toys. This movie could easily have decided to look at the dark and seedy route a lot of films tend to go when it comes to sex shops but instead it looks at poking fun at the now more capitalist ways of China rather than the communist ways whilst clashing the two together at the appropriate moments. Zhao Jun and Vivid Wang are excellent in their main roles, showing brilliant comic timing and I hope to see more from the pair of them. The comedy is appropriate to the situations and Voutas didn't just go for the cheap laughs. I can't say this is like anything I have ever seen, so although it could be more polished, I certainly have to give it a recommendation. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 16, 2012, 02:32:01 AM
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She's Out of My League (2010) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
In this outrageous comedy, Kirk (Jay Baruchel, Knocked Up, Tropic Thunder), an average guy, can't believe his luck when the successful and gorgeous babe Molly (Alice Eve, Sex and the City 2) falls for him. His smart-ass friends, his crazy family, and even his obnoxious ex-girlfriend are just as shocked as he is. Now, see what the critics are calling ''five stars''** as Kirk goes to great lengths – including some hardcore man-scaping – to make the relationship work and prove that she's not out of his league.

My Thoughts:
She's Out of My League is essentially a rom-com aimed more at a male audience than your Sex and the City crowd and to do that, it does its best to avoid a conventional route. Of course, with this being your typical "boy girl fall in love against the odds" movie, it is impossible to avoid some of the usual scenes that fill this genre. Thankfully however, the cast, which includes Jay Baruchel, Alice Eve and Krysten Ritter, are well suited for their roles and there is a good mix of characters with Nate Torrance's Devon of particular note. Dialogue is funny throughout, if nothing new, and their are some funny situations, the best of which revolving around a case of premature ejaculaton. If you like these sorts of comedies, you can do a lot worse than She's Out of My League, which, although nothing fresh, is funny enough to keep you entertained throughout. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 16, 2012, 01:48:25 PM
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The Final Destination (2009) Skyplayer

Overview:
After a young man's premonition of a deadly race-car crash helps saves the lives of his peers, Death sets out to collect those who evaded their end.

My Thoughts:
I really enjoyed the first three movies in the Final Destination series (mini-reviews of all 3 earlier in this thread) because of their inventive death scenes surrounding an interesting storyline and better-than-average-for-a-teen-Hollywood-horror dialogue. The fourth film, wittingly titled The Final Destination by some idiotic Hollywood worker who has obviously never catalogued titles at home in alphabetical order, is unfortunately not as good as the rest of the series. The opening accident is actually quite good and there is a rather cool death by tyre, but after that, the imaginitive deaths I have come to love have been replaced by death scenes which, although a little different, pail in comparison. The main cast are nowhere near as interesting as the Clear's or Wendy's of previous installmants and I just found it got old a little fast. It's still enjoyable enough for a viewing, and fans of the series should get some enjoyment out of it, but it's overall disappointing and a low-end rental. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 16, 2012, 05:13:04 PM
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Melancholia (2011) Region B United Kingdom

Overview:
Justine (Kirsten Dunst) and Michael (Alexander Skarsgård) are celebrating their marriage at a sumptuous party in the home of her sister (Charlotte Gainsbourg) and brother-in-law (Kiefer Sutherland). Meanwhile, the planet, Melancholia, is heading towards Earth... MELANCHOLIA is a psychological disaster movie from director Lars von Trier.

My Thoughts:
Lars von Trier is a director that people love or hate. Personally, I have enjoyed everything I have seen from him up till now so I went into this one with quite high expectations... and boy were they met. This is probably the best I have seen Kirsten Dunst, even beating her performances in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and The Virgin Suicides considerably, and Charlotte Gainsbourg, Kiefer Sutherland, Udo Kier, Stellan Skarsgard, Charlotte Rampling and John Hurt are all equally as impressive. The way the story unfolds is very well thought out and shot, and Trier does excellent at building up the tension through character development and dialogue. The music selected, especially for the ending, is perfect and also helps add to the fear/tension of the characters. Highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 16, 2012, 07:46:34 PM
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Final Destination 5 (2011) Region Free United Kingdom

Overview:
In Final Destination 5, Death is just as omnipresent as ever, and is unleashed after one man’s premonition saves a group of coworkers from a terrifying suspension bridge collapse. But this group of unsuspecting souls was never supposed to survive, and, in a terrifying race against time, the ill-fated group frantically tries to discover a way to escape Death’s sinister agenda.

My Thoughts:
I was a little skeptical going into the fifth film of the Final Destination franchise after the fourth kind of lost what made the first three so enjoyable. I'm happy to say that FD5 is a return to form with inventive deaths that you still can't guess, despite prolonged build-ups and some nice narrative touches to link the film back to previous entries. The cast is quite mediocre throughout, though David Koechner is certainly a welcome addition to the cast and Tony Todd is brilliant in his minor role as the coroner. If you're a fan of the series, you'll enjoy this one. Roll on Final Destination 6! 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 16, 2012, 10:01:58 PM
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Sinbad and the Minotaur (2011) R2 United Kingdom

Overview:
In this epic re-imagining of Greek and Arabic myths, legendary voyager Sinbad (Manu Bennett, Spartacus: Blood and Sand, The Condemned) and his heart crew of adventurers seek a long lost treasure. Pursued by the evil sorcerer Al-Jibar, the trail leads him to a mysterious island and the underground lair of the fearsome Minotaur.
Sinbad and his warriors will only survive if they can defeat the monstrous beast and outrun Al-Jobar's murderous henchmen.

My Thoughts:
Karl Zwicky has been a successful television show director in Australia for over twenty years, with such programs as Neighbours, Home and Away, Heartbreak High and MacLeaod's Daughters in his resume. Sinbad and the Minotaur is his first movie (though it was made for TV) and, unfortunately, isn't very good. It stars Manu Bennett from Spartacus: Blood and Sand as the legendary character of Sinbad and he just hasn't got the charisma required to pull the character off, with his dialogue coming off worse than it is written. Special effects, considering it is a low budget TV movie are not too bad and the minotaur looks better than expected, but the set design is poor. If you liked the TV show Hercules: The Legendary Journey's you might enjoy this as a low-end rental, but where Hercules was cheesy fun, this is just cheesy so my recommendation is to skip it. 2/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 17, 2012, 05:28:21 PM
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Dellamorte Dellamore (1994) Region 0 United Kingdom

AKA The Cemetery Man

Overview:
A dark horror fantasy film, Rupert Everett is called Dellamorte Dellamore, a cemetery care taker who is faced with an epidemic of zombies rising from their graves. Dellamorte goes on an insane killing spree to prevent the living dead from contaminating the rest of the world... his journey of surreal experiences will culminate with increasingly bizarre sexual encounters with Italian sex symbol Anna Falchi, a recent widow...

My Thoughts:
I've heard quite a lot over the years about Michele Soavi's Dellamorte Dellamore but never really had the chance to check it out. It stars Rupert Everett as a cemetery caretaker at a graveyard where the dead rise from the grave within seven days of burial and he must finish them off, usually with a shot to the head. The film is full of dark comedy and it uses it very well, especially with the simple character Gnaghi (François Hadji-Lazaro). Another character of interest is 'She' played by the beautifully mesmerising Finnish actress Anna Falchi. Special effects are extremely good throughout and it is just another film that shows the viewer that for horror, non-CGI effects are far more impressive. My favourite scenes include the killing of the nun and the motorbike crash, both highlighting the skills of the effects team. If you're a zombie fan, this is an essential purchase. Highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 17, 2012, 07:58:41 PM
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Caprice (1967) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Screen idol Doris Day tackles industrial espionage alongside Richard Harris in Caprice, the hilarious comedy caper directed by Frank Tashlin.
Doris Day plays Patricia Fowler, a spy hired to work undercover at a cosmetics company to discover a new formula that the firm is planning to market. But it soon transpires make up is not the only product they're selling, the company is involved in an international drug-smuggling ring and Patricia finds herself doing battle with ruthless agents. Joining forces with fellow spy Christopher White the pair take on evil genius Stuart Clancy.
This classic 1960s spy spoof keeps up the laughs and suspense right to the very end.

My Thoughts:
Caprice is a film known for a couple of reasons. It was the last film for which Fox used Cinemascope and it's a film that co-star Richard Harris refused to ever watch. It is most notorious for Doris Day fans however, because after reading the script Day told her husband that she was thankful she doesn't have to make movies like this anymore. Her husband though, who was also her manager aswell as her power of attorney, had to tell her she had already been signed up. Despite the lack of love for the film from the main stars, it isn't that bad but I can see why they hate it. Although the comedy elements failed to make me laugh, I did get some enjoyment from the rather silly storyline, but the storyline is so silly, it works against the cheesy elements at times. There are a lot of missed opportunities for making fun of spy movies, especially for a time where the Bond films were starting to make their mark on cinema screens, and none of the cast seem particularly interested. Yet, I couldn't bring myself to dislike the movie. Scenes are generally well shot, it is quite well edited and the music was well selected. It's worth a very low end rental. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 18, 2012, 02:02:37 AM
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Adrift in Tokyo (2007) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Leading a lazy life, Fumiya has been a university student for 8 years and owes money to loan sharks. One day, a man named Fukuhara comes to collect the loan, which Fumiya cannot pay. So Fukuhara makes a proposition: He will cancel the debt as long as Fumiya agrees to walk with him across Tokyo to the police station of Kasumigaseki, where he intends to turn himself in for a crime he deeply regrets. Not having much choice, Fumiya accepts the deal. Thus begins their journey which will lead them to various unusual encounters, most of all with themselves. Based on the original novel by Naoki Prize winner Yoshinaga Fujita comes a fascinating, humorous and wildly clever film that is sure to charm you.

My Thoughts:
When I first read the synopsis to Adrift in Tokyo I have to admit that I didn't think the proposition would take place until the final act, but it actually kicks off surprisingly early. The main characters of Fumiya and Fukuhara are portrayed very well by Jô Odagiri and Tomokazu Miura and the two characters go very well together, despite being very different, thanks to some well written dialogue. The supporting characters are a bit of a mixed bag and there were a couple I could've done without but Fumiya and Fukugara develop well enough anyway and as the film progresses you see them form a bond through these crazy meetings and their talking. If you don't need explosions to find a film interesting, this is certainly worth checking out although there was a small lull in the middle. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 19, 2012, 03:12:37 AM
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Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie (2009) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
The most magical event of the year is now even bigger with more thrilling adventure! Wizards of Waverly Place The Movie Extended Edition features exclusive footage, behind-the-scenes bonus and awesome extras that take you deeper into the mysterious world of wizardry!
Embark on a supernaturally exciting adventure as the Russos, your favourite family of wizards-in-training, join together on a quest full of heart-stopping action and hilarious magical mishaps! While on holiday, Alex (Selena Gomez) accidentally casts a spell that threatens her family's existence! Max (Jake T. Austin) tries to keep his parents together while Alex and Justin (David Henrie) use every trick they know as they search for the "Stone of Dreams" to reverse the spell and save their family. You won't want to miss one extraordinary moment of this extended, magic-filled and action-packed movie!

My Thoughts:
I'm unfamiliar with the Disney Channel television series Wizards of Waverly Place (2007-present) and picked up this movie cheap whilst placing an order for some catalogue Disney titles. Of course, being a Disney original movie, my expectations were not massively high, especially as Disney are more recognised for their animation than their live action franchises. It follows a family of wizards as they go on holiday, when Alex (played by the lass all 12-year old girls want to kill, Selena Gomez) casts a spell that makes their parents forget about their existence and each other. Anyway, they have to get them back together by reversing the spell or they too, will disappear. The acting is standard for this sort of Disney fare, as is the story, and whilst it won't win any awards for originality, it was more enjoyable than I had anticipated. I'm sure those who love the series, will love this film. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 19, 2012, 06:52:25 PM
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The Incredible Journey (1963) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Three lonesome animals in search of home take on 200 miles of rugged wilderness in this truly incredible journey. Traverse the majestic Canadian countryside with this unlikely trio of devoted travelling companions: Bodger, a bull-terrier; Tao, a Siamese cat; and Luath, a Labrador retriever. Filmed against magnificent, colourful panoramas, this inspiring Disney animal adventure classic will lift your heart and spirit to a joyous new level.

My Thoughts:
Quite recently I watched the nineties remake of The Incredible Journey, Homeward Bound and enjoyed it just like I did when I was ten. Jon told me to check out the 'superior' original, so here I am. The main difference between The Incredible Journey and Homeward Bound is that in The Incredible Journey, the animals do not actually speak to each other, and the film relies on the actions of the pets along with the narration. The narration is very well done and the pace of the film is perfect (not even eighty minutes long though) and I have to say that the lack of dialogue between the animals was a good thing as it meant the film benefited from good old-fashioned storytelling. I still recommend Homeward Bound, but I have to say my preference is certainly the original. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: KinkyCyborg on February 19, 2012, 07:17:47 PM
I had no idea that the 90's versions were remakes! I love Homeward Bound and the sequel was ok too but I shall now have to look for the original!
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 19, 2012, 07:26:11 PM
I had no idea that the 90's versions were remakes! I love Homeward Bound and the sequel was ok too but I shall now have to look for the original!

I believe it is only available via The Disney Club in the US and Canada. It's released regularly in Europe though if you are multi-region.
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Post by: KinkyCyborg on February 19, 2012, 07:42:32 PM
I've been in and out of the Canadian arm of The Disney Club (currently out) but I'll have to see if it is in their library of offered titles.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 19, 2012, 11:16:04 PM
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Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco (1995)

Overview:
Everyone's favourite trio of talking pets returns for an all-new action-packed adventure from Disney! First it was a journey through miles of mountainous terrain, but now feisty bulldog Chance, pampered cat Sassy and loveable golden retriever Shadow are lost in the bustling city of San Francisco! With a whole new pack of pooches at their side and fun and excitement at every turn, the resourceful threesome plot a course across the Golden Gate Bridge and home to their beloved family. With Hollywood stars Michael J. Fox, Sally Field and Ralph Waite lending their voices to Disney's most famous pets, your whole family will delight in the daring adventure...and comical chaos... of HOMEWARD BOUND II.

My Thoughts:
If you've seen either The Incredible Journey (1963) or Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) you'll know what to expect here, although this time instead of thinking they have been left at home, the animals are being taken on holiday with their owners to Canada, but believe the crates they are in for the airplane are to send them elsewhere. They escape, and attempt to head back home by finding the Golden Gate Bridge. This is the worst of the three movies, but it still has that Disney charm. The situations are the opposite this time because the animals must be aware of the city surroundings rather than the countryside but it's quite obvious that the end result is the same. This is worth picking up if you enjoyed the other movies. 3/5
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Post by: Najemikon on February 20, 2012, 12:13:29 AM
Very glad you enjoyed Incredible Journey. It's some years since I saw it myself. I must look it up again.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 20, 2012, 04:56:23 PM
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War (2007) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
After his partner is brutally murdered by the infamous assassin Rogue (Li), FBI agent Jack Crawford (Statham) vows to find the elusive killer and personally avenge his partner's death. But Rogue proves untraceable until three years later when he resurfaces to ignite a bloody turf war between Chinese mob leader Chang and Japanese Yakuza boss Shiro. Eager to capture Rogue once and for all, Crawford leads his team of crime specialists headlong into the conflict. But Crawford's thirst for vengeance jeopardises his professional judgement, and as the violence escalates, Crawford finally comes face to face with his enemy to discover that nothing about Rogue or his plan is quite what it seems.

My Thoughts:
I'm a fan of Jason Statham and Jet Li so I was a little surprised that this film seemed to completely pass me by until it came up as a recommendation while browsing Amazon. It's quite action packed throughout as expected and features quite an interesting storyline with some simple, but effective, twists. I was a little disappointed that a lot of the action seems to be focused on gunplay or the odd explosion, meaning there was not as much martial arts scenes as I would've liked to have seen considering Li and Statham's previous movies but the action scenes were well choreographed and enjoyable to watch. The acting throughout isn't anything special but is above average for the genre, especially the supporting cast, which includes Devon Aoki (who appears to have left acting in 2009), Saul Rubinek and the ever great Luis Guzmán. Although War is nothing new, it's good fun for the action fans. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 20, 2012, 07:34:08 PM
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Empire Records (1995) Region 2 United Kimgdom

Overview:
This comedy cult sensation about the young slackers and dreamers that hang around local record store cranks it up another notch in an awesome Special Fan Edition with 16 minutes of cool added footage not seen in cinemas. In one of the most dynamic song scores ever, tune by Gin Blossoms, The Cranberries, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Cracker, Evan Dando, Better Than Ezra and more set off virtually every scene. If the music isn't enough, check out the stellar cast including Liv Tyler, Renee Zellweger, Anthony LaPaglia, Maxwell Caulfield, Debi Mazar, Rory Cochrane and more. This digitally remastered, fully-loaded DVD will rock your world!

My Thoughts:
I picked this one up based on the casting not knowing very much about it. I had heard of it, but not enough to get an interest. Well, it seems I'd been missing out on a very enjoyable little movie. Each character that works in Empire Records is very different and each have their faults which come to light during the movie whilst dealing with the news that the independent record store is getting sold to a chain and will lose it's individuality and family like feel of the workers and their manager. Anthony LaPaglia is excellent as the manager of the store, and Liv Tyler, Rory Cochrane, Robin Tunney, Johnny Whitworth and Renee Zellweger are all great as the store employees. The music selected is very varied and suits each moment perfectly, a must for a film being set in a record shop. Lastly, Empire Records is proof that Renee Zellweger was once a hottie. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 21, 2012, 02:14:36 AM
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Kung Fu Dunk (2008) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Hot on the heels of SHAOLIN SOCCER, Kung Fu Dunk is a dazzling collision of hi-impact martial arts and re-hot sports action from the action-director of HERO and HOUSE OF THE FLYING DAGGERS.
Orphaned from birth, Jay is raised in a martial arts school, and becomes a prodigious master in the ancient art of Kung Fu. When he is expelled for overshadowing his teachers in an epic showdown, he quickly learns that lightning fast reflexes are good for more than just fighting, and agrees to play for the college basketball team in exchange for information on his long-lost family.
After a dazzling display of backboard-breaking slam-dunks, alley-oops and gravity-defying circus-shots, he emerges triumphant as the team’s new star-player. However, when faced with a headlong race to the finals against a team of legendary brutality, he soon discovers that skill alone will not bring home the gold...
Showcasing the breathtaking talents of one of action-cinema’s brightest new stars, KUNG FU DUNK delivers a high-velocity, hoop-tastic thrill-ride that will have you cheering for overtime!

My Thoughts:
When I first came across this title I noticed it featured Eric Tsang, an actor who has been in over 200 movies including several personal favourites such as the Infernal Affairs Trilogy. What I have noticed over the years is he generally picks very similar roles, but here, he plays a funny character who discovers a new basketball prodigy who can make him a ton of cash. Thankfully, having Eric Tsang's experience keeps Jay Chou in tow as he isn't a strong enough actor on his own. The special effects are quite mediocre throughout, and some of the slow-motion stuff didn't do anything for me, but there are also some nice frenetic action scenes that are well choreographed and shot. The music is quite cheesy and the supporting cast a mixed bag but Kung Fu Dunk is still a fun way to burn a bit of time. Shaolin Soccer is relatively similar and much better though for what it's worth. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: Achim on February 21, 2012, 05:18:37 AM
Eric Tsang is quite the star in this section of the globe. But if you have mainly seen him in serious roles would be a misrepresentation of his repertoire.

Jay Chou is not an actor at all, he is a Taiwanese pop star mainly cashing in on his popularity.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 21, 2012, 09:03:21 AM
Eric Tsang is quite the star in this section of the globe. But if you have mainly seen him in serious roles would be a misrepresentation of his repertoire.

Jay Chou is not an actor at all, he is a Taiwanese pop star mainly cashing in on his popularity.

Outside of Jackie Chan movies, it seems most Eric Tsang movies I have seen have been gang orientated. Infernal Affairs, Cop on a Mission, Divergence and Hitman just remind me of those roles. Maybe it's because Infernal Affairs has stuck in my head so well?

As for Chou, I had read that, and it kind of shows because we often get a few camera shots of him just posing. I have only seen him in this and The Green Hornet (performances are night and day between the two) but I also own Initial D and Curse of the Golden Flower which are in my 'pile'.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 21, 2012, 08:30:24 PM
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Mega Piranha (2010) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
In the depths of the Amazon rainforest something stirs. Something vicious, evil and very, very hungry...
Join Special Agent Finch (Paul Logan) and Professor Sarah Monroe (80's pop star Tiffany) as they battle a mutant strain of ferocious giant piranha that escapes from the Amazon and eat their way toward Florida. Humanity will be threatened, a continent will reach the edge of disaster and one group of heroes will risk it all to stop the world becoming fish food.
Prepare for the ultimate bite-sized blockbusting thrill ride from the makers of the cult smash-hit Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus.

My Thoughts:
One of my favourite genres of film is the b-movie creature feature. Whilst most people tend to hate them, I generally find them a lot of silly fun and something to laugh at aswell as with. The Syfy channel have been churning out a ton of "Mega" creature features recently and as the title suggests, this deals with massive killer piranhas. Unfortunately, despite having all the markings of a guilty pleasure such as a dodgy former star in the lead role (80's pop sensation Tiffany), laughable special effects and very silly situations and dialogue, Mega Piranha falls short of the mark and is poor all round, even when I take into consideration the quality of movies Syfy generally put out, and the expectations I had. Skip it. 1.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 21, 2012, 11:09:55 PM
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Triangle (2009) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
When Jess (Melissa George, 30 Days of Night) sets sail with a group of friends, she cannot shake the feeling that there is something wrong. Then the yacht hits a storm and the group is forced to board a passing ocean liner, a ship Jess is convinced she's been on before. Although it appears deserted, they soon find they are not alone... Someone is intent on hunting them down, one by one. And Jess unknowingly holds the key to end the terror.

My Thoughts:
Melissa George is an actress I have come to be impressed by, especially her horror roles like 30 Days of Night, The Amityville Horror and Paradise Lost. Triangle has her starring as Jess who is caught in a storm when aboard a friends yacht and has a feeling she has been there before. Suddenly, someone starts killing the yacht survivors and Jess is left stunned as to who it is. What also sets Triangle apart from other horror films is the time travel aspect which has been well thought through, isn't overly complicated, and ends respectably. Special effects are a little suspect every now and then, probably down to the low budget considering the goals of the production, but there are also some nice little effects, such as the look and creepiness of the ocean liner and some of the more bloody scenes. Triangle tries something a little different, and ultimately succeeds. It should definately be checked out by any self-respecting horror fan. 4/5
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Post by: addicted2dvd on February 21, 2012, 11:18:47 PM
As soon as I saw Melissa George's name on the cover (at first glance) I knew this one would have to go into my wishlist. After reading the review I am hoping to add it to my collection before too long! Thanks!
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Post by: addicted2dvd on February 21, 2012, 11:22:50 PM
I have to say... I like your cover art better then ours!...

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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 21, 2012, 11:25:17 PM
As soon as I saw Melissa George's name on the cover (at first glance) I knew this one would have to go into my wishlist. After reading the review I am hoping to add it to my collection before too long! Thanks!

No worries. Definately worth picking up. I'm debating whether to double dip onto Blu-ray already, as it is quite cheap.

The UK one I have is that cover I posted, but the slipcover is lenticular. Quite nice.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 22, 2012, 02:07:22 AM
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California Man (1992) Region 2 United Kingdom

AKA Encino Man

Overview:
CALIFORNIA MAN shows just how hilariously out of control things can get when the Stone Age meets the Rock Age head-on! The fun kicks off when two high school buddies dig up frozen cavemen in their backyard!
Once the living fossil thaws out, the friends figure he's their ticket to being cool. But the plan backfires when the newcomer turns everyday life upside down, generating pre-hysterical craziness wherever he roams!
If you liked Wayne's World, you're going to love the totally irreverant, totally awesome comedy CALIFORNIA MAN!

My Thoughts:
From the synopsis and the case I was expecting a completely silly 90's comedy, perhaps in the same tone as the Wayne's World or Bill and Ted movies, but alas, this was never to be. Whilst the rapore between Brendan Fraser's caveman and Sean Astin are very good and lead to numerous moments that are reasonably funny, Pauly Shore's character is unbelievably irritating and almost ruins the entire film. Thankfully, he doesn't quite succeed and the supporting cast of Megan Ward and Robin Tunney also help combat Shore's character. Whilst it is similar in tone to the films I mentioned, it isn't even close to being in the same league. It isn't as funny, it isn't as smart and it suffers from a couple of dull moments. Still, it isn't a complete waste of time and if you can get past Pauly Shore it is worth a low-end rental. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 22, 2012, 01:34:19 PM
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Paradise Lost (2006) R2 United Kingdom

AKA Turistas

Overview:
Paradise Lost is a tense, unsettling horror thriller centering around a diverse group of young adventure travellers. After a terrifying bus accident maroons them in a remote Brazilian beach town, they slowly discover that the white sand beaches and lush jungles are concealing a darker, unsettling secret...

My Thoughts:
Paradise Lost is a bit of a mixed bag. It starts off very well as the characters are introduced to each other following their bus crashing whilst traveling through a remote part of Brazil. After the characters party, they wake up, drugged and robbed so they walk into town and they realise the locals were in on the robbing. After one of the characters throws a rock at a kid to get his hat back, a local they met the previous night takes them into hiding in a remote cabin by the river. However, the local is taking them to this location so they can be killed for their organs. The second half is your typical horror/thriller cat and mouse affair, but fails to materialise with the scares as well it should have done, considering the macabre tone that had been set. Still, the cast which includes Josh Duhamel, Melissa George and Olivia Wilde are entertaining enough and coupled with a stong first half and likeable characters, this is still worth a solid rental for horror fans. 3/5
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Post by: Achim on February 22, 2012, 03:59:58 PM
I agree with your review of Turistas. The end ended up being too much of straight forward torture porn film when the film could have Ben more thn just that. It was somewhat level with my expectation, so maybe my disappointment was smaller.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 22, 2012, 08:39:12 PM
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Snow Buddies (2008) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Get ready for nonstop adventure as five adorable talking puppies venture to the frosty arctic for a thrilling dogsled race across Alaska, in Disney's Snow Buddies – a hilarious and heartwarming all-new movie. Join the buddies – the big fella Budderball, rappin' B-Dawg, courageous Rosebud, mellow Buddha, dirty dog MudBud, and their new Alaskan friend, Shasta – for fun, action and excitement in a wonderful family film about the power of teamwork and following your dreams. Fetch big fun for you and your family with this all-new film, featuring bloopers, an all-new music video and much more!

My Thoughts:
Disney have so far released eleven movies in the Bud/Buddies series, and they appear to show no sign of slowing down, making them at a rate of one per year. I have only seen one previously, the Halloween based Spooky Buddies, which was below average, and I can't say that Snow Buddies is any better. It's the same formula that Disney have followed before, and with it comes a severe lack of originality. It isn't very funny, the adventure aspect feels practically missing and the CGI effects for the dogs talking is rather poor, especially when Disney have been doing movies featuring talking animals for some time. Despite the many poor aspects, the film is very polished, well edited and includes the right music and level of drama for the intended audience. If you have kids and they've enjoyed previous installations, I would say they will enjoy this one, but otherwise skip it. A generous 2/5

Other Notes:
Snow Buddies got a lot of bad press on release because of the amount of puppies that died during filming when sick puppies that were too young were used. Because of this, Disney were not able to use the "no animals were harmed during the filming of this movie" line in the credits. The Humane Association released this statement:
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"American Humane has rated this film "Monitored: Unacceptable" due to the numerous deaths of young animals and the unlawful and fraudulent behavior that we believe impacted their fate. Although the producers may have been victims of unscrupulous people in their hire, American Humane, as an animal protection organization and the animals' safety representative, finds the outcomes for these animals unacceptable.
American Humane would like to acknowledge that the production cooperated in every way with the Animal Safety Representative's recommendations, and once the unhealthy puppies were removed from the set to receive veterinary care, healthy puppies were then brought in -- using proper procedures and following all guidelines regarding age limits, vaccinations, illness prevention methods and other safety protocol -- to ensure that healthy puppies were ultimately used during filming."
After further reading, it seems the breeders that Disney got the puppies from were arrested on federal charges of falsifying documents before selling the puppies to Disney, and Disney were found to not be at fault.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 22, 2012, 11:44:16 PM
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Airheads (1994) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
In this hirarious spoof of the music industry, three intelligence-challenged rock 'n' rollers (BRENDON FRASER, STEVE BUSCEMI, ADAM SANDLER) decide to take drastic action after their music continually falls on deaf ears. They break into a radio station, hoping to get their demo played on the air. But when the deejay (JOE MANTEGNA) and station manager (MICHAEL McKEAN) refuse to play their song, the boys have no choice but to take the entire radio station hostage.

My Thoughts:
Although I'm not what you would call a fan of either Brendan Fraser or Adam Sandler, I do really enjoy Steve Buscemi's output and so I blind bought Airheads. I have to admit, I enjoyed it more than I thought I would. Fraser and Sandler are tolerable and Buscemi, whilst far from a career best, is very good as always. The supporting cast of Joe Mantegna, Amy Locane, Nina Siemaszko, David Arquette, Ernie Hudson, Chris Farley and Judd Nelson definately add to the film, all playing well suited characters. Sure, the story might be formulaic but it is a lot of fun, reasonable well made and never outstays its welcome. Recommended for comedy fans. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 23, 2012, 08:21:50 PM
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The Whistleblower (2010) Region B United Kingdom

Overview:
Hard up Nebraska Police Office Kathryn Bolkovac (Academy Award®-winner Rachel Weisz) accepts a well-paying UN peacekeeping job courtesy of a private military contractor working on behalf of the UN. She arrives in post-war Bosnia expecting a harmonized international effort, but instead finds chaos and disorder against a back drop of simmering ethnic tensions.
When a brutally injured young woman lands in the UN s care, Kathryn risks her own safety as she unearths an organised and brutal underworld of sex trafficking. Despite attempts to thwart her investigation and threats on her life she fights to uncover the truth and traces the path of criminality to a shocking source.

My Thoughts:
Based on the true story of Kathryn Bolkovac who uncovered a cover up of UN workers being involved in human sex trafficking (or "whores of war") in Bosnia, The Whistleblower went massively unnoticed in 2010 and I have no idea why. The directorial debut of Larysa Kondracki, The Whistleblower tells an important story which is wonderfully acted. The constantly overlooked Rachel Weisz plays Kathryn Bolkovac and is supported by equally as strong performances from Vanessa Redgrave, Monica Bellucci, Nikolaj Lie Kaas and Roxana Condurache. The story concentrates on Kathryn's uncovering and emotional turmoil and shows the horrors of the elicit trade well, without being explicit. I'm still torn on if I liked how abruptly the film ended, but overall, this is certainly recommended. A very solid 4/5.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 23, 2012, 11:20:27 PM
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Cowboys and Aliens (2011) Region Free United Kingdom

Overview:
From the director of Iron Man, comes an action-packed, sci-fi adventure starring Daniel Craig (Quantum of Solace, The Golden Compass), Harrison Ford (Morning Glory, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull) and Olivia Wilde (Tron Legacy) as the only posse who can save the world from alien invasion. With cutting edge special effects and one-of-a-kind story, Cowboys & Aliens is a showdown you won’t want to miss.

My Thoughts:
I remember reading about Cowboys and Aliens when it was originally announced and I wasn't that interested. Then, as cast members were signed, I became slightly more interested until eventually, the trailer was released and I was surprised by how cool the film looked. This evening, I finally got around to watching it. Call me disappointed. The opening thirty minutes or so I enjoyed a lot and I found Daniel Craig to be very good. As the story started to get going though, it became more and more disjointed, and at times, boring. Harrison Ford appeared disinterested and Olivia Wilde was rather mediocre, both making me not care for their characters. The dialogue is quite hammy throughout and sometimes didn't flow very well, but I must admit that at least the special effects were very good. Whilst the blu-ray includes exceptional picture and audio quality, the film isn't worth your time. Perhaps I'll pick it up eventually as a cheap reference disc and give it another chance, but for now, I'll say skip it. 2/5
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Post by: Najemikon on February 24, 2012, 12:34:38 AM
This has to be one of the biggest failures for a while. I don't mean in cash, as it probably did fairly well, but I read a lot of good stuff about it and liked the trailer, but it just disappeared in a cloud of awful reviews. General opinion matches yours, Sam. 44% on Rotten Tomatoes!
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 24, 2012, 01:57:22 AM
I don't mean in cash, as it probably did fairly well

Not as well as I had thought myself tbh. $174m gross from a $163m budget. Of course, the budget apparently includes marketing and they will be able to add sales over years and years and licensing etc, but it barely got by at the boxoffice.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 24, 2012, 02:09:40 AM
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Colombiana (2011) Region B United Kingdom

Overview:
1992. Colombia. Nine-year-old Cataleya witnesses her parents’ murder. Barely escaping the massacre herself, she takes refuge in the United States with Emilio, her gangster uncle… Fifteen years later, Cataleya works for him as a hit woman. Her calling card--an orchid drawn on the chests of her victims--is a message to her parents’ assassins. For Cataleya is determined to see her vengeance through to the bitter end… even if it means losing everything she loves.

My Thoughts:
I'm a massive fan of Luc Besson. I love his style, I love his action sequences and I love the energy his movies have. In fact, I'm a big enough fan that I will watch anything with his name to it. Besson wrote and produced Colombiana and Olivier Megaton directed and I have to say, I was pleasantly surprised after reading mixed reviews. It has a lot of similarities to both Besson's Leon: The Professional and La Femme Nikita but still stands on its own two feet. Whilst Zoe Saldana is very good as the assassin, Cataleya, out to get revenge, the real praise has to go the actress who played Cataleya aged 10, Amandla Stenberg, who is fantastic in her first ever role. There are plenty of fast, frenetic, well shot action scenes like you would expect and the story is better than average for the genre. Of course you'll have to leave your brain at the door because a lot of the scenes really suspend belief but if you like Besson, this is recommended. 4/5
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Post by: Achim on February 24, 2012, 05:04:57 AM
but if you like Besson, this is recommended. 4/5
I like Besson a lot, especially his older stuff (Nikita and Professional as well as Subway, The Last Battle, The Big Blue), so I might have to rethink my decision to skip this :hmmmm:
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 25, 2012, 03:17:06 AM
so I might have to rethink my decision to skip this :hmmmm:

IMO, Leon and Nikita have a lot more substance, whilst Colombiana is a whole lot of style over substance. I do prefer Leon and Nikita, but this is still very entertaining.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 25, 2012, 03:32:28 AM
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Pride and Glory (2008) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Four cops down: two dead, two likely. An NYPD drug bust has gone horribly wrong, and Detective Ray Tierney head the investigating task force. He already has ties to the case. His brother was commander of the ambushed officers. His borther-in-law, a fellow officer, often partnered with them. The more Ray uncovers, the more those family ties are tested. And the more the fraternal order starts to fray.
Edward Norton, Colin Farrell, Jon Voight and Noah Emmerich star in a gritty, tension-packed tale of a multigenerational family of cops facing hard realities and tough choices. Set and filmes in Manhattan's Washington Heights, Pride and Glory draws you into a grippingly raw real world... and into a house divided.

My Thoughts:
I'm a fan of cop movies / TV shows, especially ones obout police officers who are involved with backhanders and crime. In fact, my favourite TV show of all time is The Shield. When I read the synopsis for Pride and Glory, saw the rather decent 6.7 rating on imdb and looked at the cast, I had to give this one a try. Unfortunately, I was a little disappointed. Although the movie was enjoyable enough as a whole, it did suffer from pacing issues and could have done with having thirty minutes or so cut out. Dialogue was sometimes a little overbearing for the situation but was otherwise adequate and the soundtrack was selected safely. A good cast has been assembled including the likes of Ed Norton, Colin Farrell, Noah Emmerich and Jon Voight, all of whom put in average performances but are capable of better. Overall, Pride and Glory is a good film about police officers making the wrong decisions and using their jobs as a way of committing crimes they are being hired to stop, but it's nothing we haven't seen done better many times before. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 25, 2012, 08:41:57 PM
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Hero (2002) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Quentin Tarantino presents HERO — starring Jet Li (Cradle 2 The Grave, Romeo Must Die) in a visually stunning martial arts epic where a fearless warrior rises up to defy an empire and unite a nation. With supernatural skill and no fear a nameless soldier (Jet Li) embarks on a mission of revenge against the fearsome army that massacred his people. To achieve the justice he seeks, he must take on the most ruthless assassins and reach the enemy he has sworn to defeat. Acclaimed by critics and honoured with numerous international film awards, this motion picture was nominated for both an Oscar® and Golden Globe as Best Foreign Language Film (2002).

My Thoughts:
Hero garnered a lot of critical and general movie goer praise when it was released in 2002, not far behind the also well received Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. Between them, I think they helped introduce Asian cinema to a much wider Western audience and it isn't difficult to see why. The story, whilst relatively simple, has a strong message (sometimes ruthlessness is required to for peace) but that almost takes a backseat to the fantastic cinematography and the truly astonishing swordplay action. The cast is practically a who's who of Eastern cinema and includes Donnie Yen, Jet Li, Tony Leung, Maggie Cheung and Zhang Ziyi in extraordinary roles. Hero is a great film, the only thing letting it down slightly is how it sometimes abruptly moves from one segment of the story to the next despite the dialogue between Nameless and King of Qin. Highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 26, 2012, 04:21:24 PM
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A Knight's Tale (2001) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
The 14th century takes on a new look in A KNIGHT'S TALE, an exciting, action-packed comedic adventure starring Heath Ledger (The Patriot, 10 Things I Hate About You) with hilarious performances from Mark Addy (The Full Monty), Paul Bettany (Gangster No. 1), Alan Tudyk (28 Days) and introducing sensational newcomer Shannyn Sossamon.
Heath Ledger is William Thatcher, a peasant squire who breaks all the rules when he passes himself off as a knight and takes the jousting world by storm. The only thing that stands between William and his dream of becoming the world champion is the bad boy of the sport, Count Adhemar (Rufus Sewell - Bless This Child, Dangerous Beauty).
Packed with action, comedy, romance and treachery and with a sensational soundtrack including music from Robbie Williams and Queen, this action packed comedic adventure of medieval gallantry and contest is guaranteed to rock you on a DVD loaded with special features.

My Thoughts:
My first viewing of A Knight's Tale was at the cinema on initial release and I had gone into expecting an action film about jousting. When I left the cinema that day I thought, "That wasn't what I expected, but boy was it a hell of a lot of fun". Instead of being a serious film, it had actually mixed comedy and some modern day pop culture (the music, mexican waves, Nike signature on the armour) but it managed to avoid ruining the free-flowing nature of the film by not putting in little references and jokes to excess. Heath Ledger, Shannyn Sossamon, Mark Addy, Paul Bettany, Laura Fraser, Alan Tudyk and James Purefoy make up the great casting choices but it is Rufus Sewell as the bad guy Adhemar who manages to impress the most. This is one of my biggest guilty pleasures and a film I have now seen in excess of ten times and I still do not get bored of it. Highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 27, 2012, 12:26:03 AM
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Life as We Know It (2010) Region Free United Kingdom

Overview:
Holly and Eric were set up on a blind date by their friends, Peter and Allison who are married. After Peter and Allison are killed in an accident, they learn that they have been named as the guardians to Peter and Allison's daughter, Sophie. So they move into their house and try their best to honor their friends' wishes. But raising a child puts a crimp on their style and they don't exactly get along.

My Thoughts:
Although Heigl's movies haven't got a particularly great reputation, I have been a fan of hers since the television show Roswell and believe her best movie to date is the very funny Knocked Up. She's kind of been flowing through a lot of rom-coms of late though and Life as We Know It is a rom-com with a large drama element also starring Josh Duhamel. Heigl and Duhamel's characters do not get along but they are the godparents of Sophie. When Sophie's parents (Heigl and Duhamel's best friends) die, they are petrified to learn that they have been noted as the legal guardians in the will and must overcome their dislike for each other in order to raise Sophie. For the most, it is your typical rom-com and you should be able to guess the entire outcome just from the previous sentence but I have to admit, there is also quite a bit to enjoy here. The dramatic elements of the story are well utilised and there are some rather funny parts throughout. If you enjoy the genre, I recommend it. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 27, 2012, 08:10:10 PM
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Hell Ride (2008) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
From Executive Producer Quentin Tarantino (Grindhouse Presents: Death Proof) and Writer/Director Larry Bishop (Mad Dog Time) comes this lean, mean mayhem machine – fully loaded with bikers, babes and booze. Michael Madsen (Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2), Eric Balfour (TV's 24) and legendary "Easy Rider" Dennis Hopper are part of a wild motorcycle gang bent on avenging the death of one of their own. With Vinnie Jones (The Condemned) as the crazed arrow-wielding rival gangleader, Hell Ride is savagely enjoyable good time where the women are hot, the bikes are even hotter and the action never stops!

My Thoughts:
Executively produced by Tarantino, his style is evident in Larry Bishop's direction and Scott Kevan's cinematography. Like many of Tarantino's movies, there are a lot of homages here, with this one looking at the old biker gang b-movies of the fifties. Unfortunately, where Tarantino fills his movies with free-flowing fantastic dialogue, Bishop's writing is rather poor. There are several plot holes, dialogue just doesn't suit the moment and the majority of the cast are quite bad. Bishop plays the lead character Pistolero so laughably bad it becomes enjoyable, Eric Balfour is embarassing and Vinnie Jones' yank accent is one of the worst I have ever heard. Thankfully Dennis Hopper, Michael Madsen, Julia Jones and David Carradine are much better and seem more suited to this type of movie. Yet despite the poor script and scrappy acting, there are some really nice shots, a couple of nice little nods and plenty of females on show to make it worth a low-end rental. A generous 2.5/5.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 29, 2012, 12:15:18 AM
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Sacred Planet (2004) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Journey around the world and experience some of the most exotic and beautiful places still in existence! State-of-the-art technology delivers stunning images of indigenous people, unique animals and spectacular landscapes that most of us will never see. Set to a distinctive synthesis of contemporary acoustic and world music, it's an astonishing visual emotion. Let this astonishing showcase be your gateway to the magic, mysteries and beauty of the place everyone calls home!

My Thoughts:
Sacred Planet is a Disney made documentary aimed at family audiences, filmed specifically with IMAX in mind. It's narrated very well by Robert Redford and it has some absolutely stunning shots that look really good on a 50" TV, so I'm sure the cinematography really shone on a huge IMAX screen. However, Sacred Planet does have a couple of downfalls. It is sometimes a little on the preachy side, banging on about the spirits of nature and being at one with the Earth. It also fails to go into enough depth to really grip you, instead staying basic enough for young children. They may be the intended audience, but many children can be kept entertained by the footage with the narration being more valuable for adults. It's still worth a watch though, especially for some of the scenic sections. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 01, 2012, 03:35:03 PM
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G-Force (2009) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Buckle up for thrilling edge-of-your seat action and laugh-out-loud fun in Disney's family comedy adventure G-Force. Just as the G-Force – an elite team of highly trained guinea pigs – is about to save the world, the F.B.I. shuts the secret unit down. But these next-generation action heroes – Darwin, loyal team leader; Blaster, weapons expert with attitude to spare; Juarez, drop-dead gorgeous martial arts diva; and tag-along Hurley – won't be stopped. Armed with the latest in high-tech spy equipment, and with the F.B.I. on their tails, the fur flies as they race against the clock to save the world. From the producer of the Pirates Of The Caribbean trilogy and National Treasure, and filled with high-octane action, daredevil stunts, cutting-edge special effects and outrageous comedy. G-Force is fantastic fun for the whole family.

My Thoughts:
I rented this release on Blu-ray when it first came out and I gave it a 2/5 and didn't think it was worth watching. I recently picked up the DVD for pennies, and because I've been buying a lot of Disney movies lately, I decided to give it another chance. On second viewing, I still didn't find it to be very good, but I did seem to get a little more enjoyment out of it this time around. Despite a rather good cast, they are wasted, and the special effects, whilst good, are not up to today's standards for this sort of budget and genre. The story is ok, but there isn't a lot of depth to it and although I'm sure kids will love it, it won't be one that adults love also. Low end rental. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 01, 2012, 06:47:11 PM
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Starship Troopers (1997) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
The Federation needs you for an urgent do-or-die mission in STARSHIP TROOPERS, the ultimate sci-fi action thriller from the director of Total Recall... hailed for its mind-blowing special effects and amazing futuristic settings. The new millennium brings man face to face with the deadliest enemy of all... an intelligent race of alien bugs, some thirty-feet tall, some that fly and all capable of destroying every living thing on Earth. That's where brave young freedom fighter Johnny Rico comes in. While Johnny trains in an elite infantry unit, his stunning girlfriend Carmen becomes a top fighter pilot - but is seduced by a suave flight instructor. Join their mission to the aliens' home planet where an all out intergalactic war is about to begin and with the future of mankind on the line.

My Thoughts:
If you have never seen Starship Troopers before and believe this is just another 'sci-fi' movie, look again. It contains some fantastic special effects, dodgy but lovable acting, overly enjoyable hammy script and some great little political commentary from the director, Paul Verhoeven, in the same way his RoboCop includes an underlying political commentary. There is something here for everyone, be it action, thriller... and even a little romance. Of course, this is action as only Verhoeven can do it and I have to highly recommend this for being enjoyable from beginning to end. It shouldn't be this good, but it is. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 02, 2012, 04:52:24 PM
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Vanishing on 7th Street (2010) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
When a massive power outage plunges the city of Detroit into total darkness, a disparate group of individuals find themselves alone. The entire city’s population has vanished into thin air, leaving behind heaps of empty clothing, abandoned cars and lengthening shadows. Soon the daylight begins to disappear completely, and as the survivors gather in an abandoned tavern, they realise the darkness is out to get them. But as their light fades, how long can they survive before the shadows devour them?

My Thoughts:
I've enjoyed the two movies I have seen so far from Brad Anderson, Transsiberian and The Machinist, so I thought I would give Vanishing on 7th Street a viewing. Unfortunately it was a bit disappointing and not as good as either of the aforementioned movies. It stars Hayden Christensen, Thandie Newton, John Leguizamo and Jacob Latimore as people who meet together after the 'darkness' takes the lives of most of Detroit. In order to stay alive they must keep some form of light with them, and always turned on in order to keep the 'darkness' away but of course, that is easier said than done. The direction is quite good and some of the scenes do well to build the tension, but the story is weak and feels unfinished, with he ending not wrapping up anything at all. The main cast are ok, but all are capable of better performances though the young Jacob Latimore, if given the opportunity, could be one to look out for in the future. Overall, it is a good idea with a flawed final act but some well worked tension in the lead up. Low end rent it. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 04, 2012, 01:44:37 AM
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Fright Night (2011) Region B United Kingdom

Overview:
Meet the sexy new neighbour, Jerry Dandrige (Colin Farrell). He’s dangerously charming – and utterly lethal. That's because he just happens to be a vampire, and out for blood…buckets of it. After high school senior Charley Brewster (Anton Yelchin) makes the connection between Jerry’s suspicious activity and a steadily rising body count, he vows to end the reign of terror next door. But he can’t do it alone. His only hope is Las Vegas magician / vampire-slayer Peter Vincent (David Tennant). Together, this unlikely duo set out to end Jerry's evil rampage. But Jerry is a ruthless, relentless killer, and he’s not going down without a fight. Get set to sink your teeth into this thrilling re-vamp of the terrifying horror classic. Featuring a star-studded cast and crawling with bonus, Fright Night will captivate you from the very first bite!

My Thoughts:
I really like the original Fright Night and although I'm sure I heard Colin Farrell say he thought this wasn't very good (well, he said "shit"), I'm one of those people who will never say never to a remake, no matter how much I liked the original. In this case, I think the remake is actually on a par. Anton Yelchin, Imogen Poots and Christopher Mintz-Plasse were spot on in their roles and although I think Colin Farrell, David Tennant and Toni Collette are all generally overrated, I have to give credit where credit is due here. The writing was good, with some nice little references and I loved the music, particularly the 'countryfied' version of Jay-Z's 99 Problems over the end credits. Special effects were done well also, especially the changing mouth shapes of the vampires. Recommended. A solid 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 04, 2012, 04:43:21 PM
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Real Steel (2011) Region B United Kingdom

Overview:
A gritty, white-knuckle, action ride set in the near-future where the sport of boxing has gone hi-tech, Real Steel, stars Hugh Jackman as Charlie Kenton, a washed-up fighter who lost his chance at a title when 2000-pound, 8-foot-tall steel robots took over the ring. Now nothing but a small-time promoter, Charlie earns just enough money piecing together low-end bots from scrap metal to get from one underground boxing venue to the next. When Charlie hits rock bottom, he reluctantly teams up with his estranged son Max (Dakota Goya) to build and train a championship contender. As the stakes in the brutal, no-holds-barred arena are raised, Charlie and Max, against all odds, get one last shot at a comeback.

My Thoughts:
A few years ago it seemed like a few movie studios were spending big on old but well known toy and board game properties. Some that were bandied about included movie versions of Connect 4 and Operation but whilst most seemed to go away quietly, a couple have been made, despite a poor general opinion on the ideas during the announcements. Real Steel is one of these movies and is based upon the old toy of the "Rock 'Em Sock 'Em" robots. Hugh Jackman plays the lead, with Dakota Goya putting in a very impressive performance as his son Max. Supporting cast members include Evangeline Lily, Hope Davis and Anthony Mackie, all of whom suit their roles well also. The main part of the movie is of course the robot fights though and they look very impressive. I have to admit, I was blown away at how good the fight between a robot and a 2000lb bull looked! Surprisingly, the film also has a reasonably strong story, if very formulaic, to go with the outstanding effects. Call me surprised, but I find myself very much looking forward to the sequel in 2014. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: Najemikon on March 04, 2012, 04:47:10 PM
I really enjoyed this film too. Absolutely as predictable as you can imagine, but it was a huge amount of fun. :thumbup:
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 04, 2012, 06:47:49 PM
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College Road Trip (2008) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Get ready for a wildly hilarious ride with Martin Lawrence and Raven-Symone in Disney's caotic comedy College Road Trip. Ambitious and confident Melanie Porter (Raven-Symone) is eagerly looking forward to her first big step towards independence — a girls-only road trip to check out colleges. But this rite of passage takes a wrong turn when her overprotective father (Martin Lawrence) insists on escorting her instead — and Melanie's dream trip quickly turns into a nightmare of wild and wacky curves. So fasten your seat belts for a nonstop, laugh-out-loud, madcap adventure that'll drive you silly.

My Thoughts:
Martin Lawrence's career has certainly been waivering over the last decade or so. In fact, outside of the Bad Boys films, he has been in dire need of a hit. Because of this, I think he decided to try and play it safe in this Disney original TV movie, which ironically, has no originality. Raven-Symone plays Lawrence's university bound daughter, and as expected she is rather awful. The jokes are quite lame throughout and the scripting is lazy. The supporting cast includes Disney regular Brenda Song amongst others, none of which put in particularly good performances, but wait! Donny Osmond is beyond brilliant. His character is the one thing that almost saves this otherwise dire mess but he isn't in it enough. Skip it. 2/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 05, 2012, 12:05:33 AM
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No Reservations (2007) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Want a perfectly prepared dish of tender quail in truffle sauce? Kate (Catherine Zeta-Jones), a workoholic master chef, can do that. But don't ask her what to do about the free-spirited, opera-loving sous chef (Aaron Eckhart) who joins the staff of her upscale Manhattan restaurant. Or what to do about the orphaned niece (Abigail Breslin), more partial to fish sticks than foie gras, who comes to live with her. "I wish there was a cookbook for life, with recipes telling us exactly what to do," Kate tells her therapist (Bob Balaban).
A love of life (and of great food!) spices up this warm-hearted and funny tale about a woman discovering a world bigger than her kitchen. Come on in. Something new and different is cooking at Kate's place.

My Thoughts:
Catherine Zeta-Jones and Aaron Eckhart star alongside Abigail Breslin, Bob Balaban and Patricia Clarkson in what is a perfect example of an average, formulaic romantic comedy. Zeta-Jones and Eckhart get through the usual circumstances, meet each other in a work situation, slowly fall in love with each other, thanks to a helping hand from Breslin's Zoe, break up, realise their mistakes and get back together. As a date movie, this is good, but it isn't anything we haven't seen a million times before. It does have a couple of quite funny moments between Zeta-Jones and Clarkson though that make it worth a rental. 3/5
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Post by: Danae Cassandra on March 05, 2012, 05:36:10 AM
The original Bella Martha was quite good.  Didn't bother to see the remake No Reservations.
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Post by: goodguy on March 05, 2012, 05:58:56 AM
For a decidedly different take on the chef romance, I recommend David Mackenzie's Perfect Sense (Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iexMJrBzZtA)).
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 05, 2012, 11:11:02 AM
Danae> Thanks. I never realised this was actually a remake.

goodguy> Added to my rental list. I'm a fan of both Green and McGregor also, so looks of interest.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 05, 2012, 08:14:59 PM
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Elephant White (2011) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
When the daughter of a powerful businessman is kidnapped and murdered by a notorious gang of Thai sex-traffickers, skilled mercenary Curtie Church (Djimon Hounsou) along with ruthless weapons dealer Jimmy The Brit (Kevin Bacon) are hired to hunt the gang down and take them out. However, what starts out as a paying job soon turns into an outright war between two rival gangs and Church finds himself face-to-face with the corrupt world that surrounds him and the truth behind the man who hired him....

My Thoughts:
A friend gave me this because he said, and I quote: "This is a pile of crap". After watching it, I have to disagree. It isn't a very good film, in fact it's far from it, but it does have some moments that does make it slightly better than a "pile of crap". It stars Djimon Hounsou as a hitman who has been hired to take out a gang of human sex traffickers, unaware he is actually being employed by the son of the gang leader so that he can look good to his Dad when he takes Hounsou out, and eventually leads the gang. For the most part, the story is ok, but certainly loses the way a little towards the end when it becomes overly spiritual. Kevin Bacon, one of my favourite actors of all times, plays an English arms dealer but his accent is atrocious and he should be embarrassed about what may be the poorest role he has ever done in his career. He makes Dick van Dyke's accent in Mary Poppins sound Oscar worthy. Saying that, if you can get past Bacon and the 'spirituality', then this is worth a look for fans of action films in the same ilk of the recent DTV efforts of Christian Bale and Cuba Gooding Jr. Low end rental. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 06, 2012, 02:27:23 PM
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Frankenstein (2004) Region 2 Germany

Overview:
Two hundred years after Mary Shelley's novel the brilliant but mad Doctor has sustained his creature and himself over two centuries through genetic experimentation. In present-day America Detective O'Connor is investigating a series of horrific murders which leads her to the doctor and his creature. What she uncovers reveals the strange evolution the doctor and his creation undergo over the course of two centuries and the divergent paths creator and monster take in pursuing good or evil.

My Thoughts:
Parker Posey, Adam Goldberg and Michael Madsen play detectives who are investigating a spate of deaths where various body parts are being removed. It's a TV-movie and was originally going to be a series developed for USA Networks by Dean Koontz, but they decided to make a movie instead and Koontz left the project. Although the special effects are generally mediocre, the mood set and the dark locations suit the storyline very well. The acting isn't up to much and the dialogue is your standard murder/suspense/thriller affair, but of course with the back-up of a story loosely based on the Frankenstein monster, it does have one or two things to add. Unfortunately, the ending doesn't really lead anywhere and it feels more like a pilot with the intention of the series eventually being developed. Quite frankly, I expected much more from a project with Martin Scorsese's name attached (he was an executive producer). Skip it. 2/5

Note: This German release isn't 100% English friendly. There are a couple of lines of non-English dialogue at the start but not available with English subtitles (German only). It does NOT remove any vital information from what I could make out though.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 06, 2012, 05:21:03 PM
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Born Yesterday (1993) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
BORN YESTERDAY stars screen favourite Melanie Griffith (Working Girl) as Billie Dawn, a Las Vegas showgirl whose lack of sophistication makes for some hilariously embarrassing moments in the Washington, D.C., social scene. That's when her overbearing boyfriend (John Goodman – The Babe) hires a well-educated and handsome journalist (Don Johnson – Guilty As Sin) to smarten her up. The improbable romance that blossoms between Billie and her tutor turns all of their lives – and Washington, D.C. – upside down!

My Thoughts:
Born Yesterday is Luis Mandoki's remake of the 1950 George Cukor film of the same name for which Judy Holliday won an Academy Award for best actress. In this version, her role is played by Melanie Griffifth who is unfortunately, slightly miscast. She plays the character very well for the most part but does not do well enough playing 'smarter' Billie and it does show during the story. John Goodman takes on William Holden's role as Brock and puts in his usual strong performance, with Don Johnson also a welcome addition. Whilst the story is quite fun, the laughs don't really flow very well and that is where the film faulters. I've heard the original is an absolute blast, so I've put it on my wishlist, but this remake is merely worth a rental only. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 07, 2012, 04:02:43 PM
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First Daughter (2004) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Once Upon A Time... there lived a lovely girl named Samantha. She had everything she could possibly wish for and lived in a beautiful white house. The White House... Katie Holmes stars as Samantha Mackenzie – a sheltered young woman who just wants a normal school experience away from the influence of her parents. Only trouble is, her dad (Michael Keaton) is the President of the United States! But nothing will stop her, so, under Secret Service surveillance and a non-stop media glare, Samantha meets – and falls hard for – a handsome college student... who has a secret existence of his own.

My Thoughts:
You only need to look at the cover and the title for this one to know exactly what you're going to get. Katie Holmes plays the daughter of the US president (Michael Keaton) who wants a normal college experience, and falls in love. The first half of the movie is quite enjoyable as she goes to a frat party, and has to deal with all of the attention from not only the press, but other students and the faculty. When the love story comes into play though, it loses its way a little and becomes a little boring. Katie Holmes is an actress I can't make my mind up about but here she does fine, and her roommate is played by singer Amerie, who also puts in a fairly standard performance. I'm surprised that this film was directed by Forest Whitaker as I would've thought he would pick something with a bit more substance, but First Daughter is what it is. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 08, 2012, 06:32:34 PM
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Robin Hood: Beyond Sherwood Forest (2009) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
12th Century England: It is a deadly time of dark tyranny, black magic and the outlaw archer know as Robin Hood (Robin Dunne of "SANCTUARY"). But when the Sheriff of Nottingham (Julian Sands of "24" and WARLOCK) unleashes a winged monster upon the town and woods to massacre Robin's men and capture Maid Marian (Erica Durance of "SMALLVILLE"), hearts run cold with fear and streeds red with blood. Before he can rob from the rich or give to the poor, can The Prince Of Thieves survive the demonic onslaught of a winged beast from another world? Katherine Isabelle (GINGER SNAPS) and David Richmond-Peck ("V") co-star in this chilling new take on the infamous hero from director Peter DeLuise, filled with valour, vengeance and nightmare creatures that take you behind the legend and BEYOND SHERWOOD FOREST.

My Thoughts:
The whole Robin Hood thing has been done to death. There is the great (The Adventures of Robin Hood), the good (Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves) and the bad (Robin Hood Junior). Of course, as well as the more traditional telling of stealing from the rich to give to the poor, production studios have tried new elements in an attempt to keep the story fresh. Syfy Channels' Robin Hood: Beyond Sherwood Forest decides to add an element of fantasy by including a dragon in their low budget effort. Compared to your typical Syfy movie, a rather good cast has been gathered here. We have Robin Dunne as Robin Hood, Erica Durance as Maid Marian, Katherine Isabelle as the human form of the dragon and Julian Sands as the Sheriff of Nottingham. Sands is easily the best here, but the rest of the main cast are adequate and the supporting cast aren't as bad as usual for a movie of this ilk. Considering the low budget, the dragon looks surprisingly good. It won't win any awards for special effects but it's passable and not overbearingly fake. The story, well, it isn't great, but it is an interesting take and it didn't bore me. Rent it. A generous 3/5.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 12, 2012, 01:26:02 AM
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Mr. Bean's Holiday (2007) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Mr Bean is heading to the South of France for a simple holiday in the sun. His voyage from London to the Riviera soon transcends into one of mischief and mayhem! Mr. Bean Inadvertently creates havoc wherever he goes. This culminates in an unscheduled and riotous screening of his own video diary at the Cannes Film Festival.

My Thoughts:
Although I have always enjoyed the Mr Bean television series, I have found it the character to be a bit overrated at times. I caught 1997's Mr. Bean's Disaster Movie years ago and found it to be enjoyable enough but thought the character did struggle a little to make it to the big screen. This second film was made a full ten years later and unfortunately, whilst it had a few funny moments, the feature length setting for the character didn't really work. There were some nice little nods to a few films, and the supporting cast suited their roles well for the majority but it was Willem Defoe that kept me interested here in his limited role as an egotistical Hollywood star/director who is in Cannes. If you're a Bean fan, it is worth watching, but it isn't as funny as you would hope. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 13, 2012, 01:04:09 AM
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The Informant! (2009) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Mark Whitacre is secretly rolling tape during a meeting of corporate honchos who are illegally price fixing. Meeting after meeting, Mark rolls tape after tape. He's sure the tapes will make him a U.S. hero. What went wrong?
Director Steven Soderbergh reteams with one of his Ocean's trilogy stars for a snappy skewering of big business based on the true story of the highest-ranking corporate whistle-blower in U.S. history. Matt Damon portrays Whitaker, whip-smart and immensely likeable even as his schemes become increasingly untethered. Pay attention to the fun and intrigue of The Informant!

My Thoughts:
Steven Soderbergh's The Informant! is (loosely) based on the true story of Mark Whitaker, who becomes a whistleblower against the agricultural giant ADM and their price-fixing activities and kick-backs, whilst at the same time, lying to the FBI, his family and... well... everyone about events along the way. Not only that, but the FBI turn on Whitaker as it comes to fruition that he is also embezzling millions of dollars. Matt Damon is fantastic as Whitaker and Melanie Lynskey puts in a good turn as his wife. They are also joined by a good supporting cast including Scott Bakula, Rick Overton, Ann Dowd and Patton Oswalt. The story is well paced and I really liked the feel that Soderbergh gave the film with regards to the general look. As the story unfolds you wonder just how ridiculous it can get, but Damon pulls off the role so well and so convincingly, nothing will end up surprising you. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 13, 2012, 03:39:26 PM
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Ella Enchanted (2004) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Anne Hathaway, from The Princess Diaries, is Ella in the charming fairy-tale adventure ELLA ENCHANTED. At birth, Ella's Fairy Godmother gave her the gift of obedience, which is also a curse because Ella must do everything she's asked — even if it's bad. So she sets off to return the gift. This simple errand soon turns into an amazing journey filled with ogres, giants, wicked stepsisters and the handsome Prince's evil uncle. Bursting with colourful characters, music and wit, this magical and heartwarming tale will captivate the entire family!

My Thoughts:
Ella Enchanted isn't really what one would expect judging by the overview and the cover. Yes, it does have the typical ending, the prince and the girl storyline and everything else that a fairytale fantasy world would probably have but it also has some clever writing, a lot of nice little nods to other movies and to the fairytale stories it bases itself on and a surprisingly good cast including Anne Hathaway, Cary Elwes, Vivica A. Fox, Joanna Lumley, Lucy Punch, Minnie Driver, Eric Idle, Steve Coogan, Parminder Nagra, Jimi Mistry and Patrick Bergin, all of whom put in above average showings. The story is formulaic like I said, but it's fun and keeps you entertained throughout. It has a few laughs that would appeal to all ages and overall is a surprisingly good film. Don't let your preconceptions put you off. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 14, 2012, 05:15:00 PM
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The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Samantha Caine (GEENA DAVIS), a suburban school teacher, suffers from amnesia. When her mysterious past begins to haunt her idyllic life, she sets out on a desperate search to discover her true identity.
Aided by Mitch Henessey (SAMUEL L. JACKSON), a dead-beat private detective, she follows a trail of clues into the middle of a terrorist conspiracy in the U.S. Intelligence community. They slowly learn that Caine is much more than a soft spoken teacher. Repressed from her memory is her former life as Charly Baltimore, a highly trained secret agent and killer. But Charly is slowly re-emerging, which spells trouble for the terrorists, and anybody else who gets in her way...

My Thoughts:
When you think of big budget action thrillers, you don't really think of Geena Davis. Yet, here she is, finding her own two feet as a lethal government operative who is suffering from amnesia. OK, she isn't brilliant, but she holds her own with Samuel L. Jackson and she is better than I would have thought in this type of role. The action scenes are completely over the top, but very enjoyable, with dialogue by Shane Black that is cheesy but definately suitable for the genre, even if it isn't as witty as Lethal Weapon. The supporting cast of Craig Bierko, Brian Cox and David Morse are also well selected, even if they are in quite stereotypical roles for them. If you like your action movies to be a little bit mental with the storyline sometimes taking a backseat for explosions and gunfights, this is recommended. A cracking popcorn flick, sometimes overlooked. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 21, 2012, 04:48:41 PM
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30 Minutes or Less (2011) Region Free United Kingdom

Overview:
Nick (Jesse Eisenberg) is a small town pizza delivery guy whose mundane life collides with the big plans of two wannabe criminal masterminds (Danny McBride and Nick Swardson). The volatile duo kidnaps Nick and forces him to rob a bank. With mere hours to pull off the impossible task, Nick enlists the help of his ex-best friend, Chet (Aziz Ansari). As the clock ticks, the two must deal with the police, hired assassins, flamethrowers, and their own tumultuous relationship.

My Thoughts:
I really enjoyed Ruben Fleischer's first feature length non-TV movie, Zombieland, and so have kad kept an eye on this, his next project in which he would reteam with Zombieland star Jesse Eisenberg. He hasn't disappointed. Starring a slew of comedians who improvise a lot of the scenes (from what they say in the extras), 30 Minutes or Less is a fast-moving action-comedy which, although could have been funnier given the situations, manages to keep up a pace which keeps you entertained from beginning to end. Danny McBride and Nick Swardson are the highlight for me here, the way they interact and their dialogue amusing me in each scene they are involved in. The car chase manages to have some good special effects and the bank robbery scene is definately well written, especially the way Aziz Ansari talks to the bank teller. Ruben Fleischer's 30 Minutes or Less isn't excellent, but it is thoroughly entertaining and I can't wait for his next movie The Gangster Squad, a 40's drama about the Mafia in the East starring Sean Penn and Emma Stone. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 21, 2012, 08:04:35 PM
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The Three Musketeers (2011) Region B United Kingdom

Overview:
The Three Musketeers (Ray Stevenson, Matthew Macfadyen and Luke Evans) are at rock bottom without a cause to fight for when the young and hot-headed D'Artagnan (Logan Lerman) seeks their help. Discovering a conspiracy to overthrow the King they are thrown into a terrifying battle against a beautiful double agent (Milla Jovovich) and her villainous employer (Orlando Bloom), fighting to save the crown and the future of Europe itself. Featuring stunning special effects, director Paul W.S. Anderson brings The Three Musketeers to the screen like never seen before.

My Thoughts:
I've been a fan of Paul Anderson for a little while now, since I first saw Shopping. His films are far from great but I find them to be fun for the most part and his Resident Evil films are generally underappreciated. I had an interest in The Three Musketeers since I heard about it going into development but it was released without as much as a whimper and seemed to get a lot of bad press. Because of this, I decided against a cinema viewing and waited for the opportunity of a rental. Upon viewing, I found it to be a mixed bag. I enjoyed the story and found the opening half hour to be highly entertaining, especially as D'Artganan meets Aramis, Porthos and Athos for the first time. It does get silly and very over the top, but for the most part, the sword fights were enjoyable if not particularly spectacular and the special effects were generally pretty good. The acting is mediocre with all the main cast a bit too hammy for my liking, but Milla Jovavich was better than expected whilst Christoph Waltz and (surprisingly) James Corden were the best of the bunch. Dialogue is a mixed bag. There are some funny lines that come at the right part but I would've preferred the dialogue, and the whole film generally, to be a bit closer to what Dumas had written. Still, the dialogue modernisation doesn't take away too much from the movie. Overall, I enjoyed it, but there were some poor casting decisions and a couple of scenes that didn't really fit. The ending is open for the possibility of a sequel of course, and I have to admit, I hope we get one. Rent it or get it cheap. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 22, 2012, 03:06:16 PM
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Drag Me to Hell (2009) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Christine Brown (Alison Lohman - Gamer) is an ambitious but kind hearted loan officer with a charming boyfriens (Justin Long - Jeepers Creepers). But when she denies an old lady an extension on her home loan, she has no idea of the terrifying consequences in store. With a powerful curse placed on her by the enraged pensioner, Christine is given just three days before she will apparently be literally dragged to Hell.
As her date with fate approaches, Christine is desperate to break the curse whilst being increasingly plagued by horrifying nightmares and apparitions. Will she escape eternal damnation? There's only one way to find out, in the 'THE SCARIEST MOVIE OF THE DECADE'.

My Thoughts:
Drag Me to Hell is an absolute blast. Sam Raimi goes back to horror, includes his usual comic-like horror visuals and he does well at reversing the roles so that the male lead (Justin Long) is there for support as the female lead (Alison Lohman) goes through hell after having a curse placed on her. Lohman is fantastic as banker Christine who makes a decision to refuse a loan against her usual persona so that she can hopefully become an assistant manager, resulting in being cursed, and Lorna Raver also excels as the giver of the curse, Mrs. Ganush. Yes, the storyline isn't necessarily anything new but the journey there is a lot of fun and I absolutely loved the ending. Highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 22, 2012, 06:17:28 PM
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Reign Over Me (2007) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Adam Sandler, Don Cheadle, Liv Tyler and Jada Pinkett Smith star in this heart-rending story about Charlie Fineman (Sandler), a man who has slipped away from reality after the devastating loss of his family in the 9/11 terrorist attack. After a chance encounter with Alan Johnson (Cheadle), his old college room-mate who is torn between the pressures of balancing a successful career and his family, a friendship blossoms and both men emerge enriched and enlightened because of the unbreakable bond between them.

My Thoughts:
Adam Sandler is mostly well known for his comedies, in particular those from the nineties for people like me who were teens in that decade, but in 2002 he showed his true worth as an actor when he starred in PTA's Punch Drunk Love. It came as a shock to many how good Sandler could be outside of his safe zone and that is backed-up by his performance here in Reign Over Me. Sandler and Cheadle both put in great performances in what is a story that is about friends and family and how important they are in life, whilst also looking at dealing with grief following a tragedy (Sandler's family dies in 9/11 as plane passengers). The writing is very good, the subject matter is handled delicately where required and there are some nice little comedic moments to lighten the tone to stop it becoming overly depressing. Recommended and it bugs me Sandler doesn't opt for these roles more often. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 22, 2012, 09:13:07 PM
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The Stepfather (2009) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
When Michael Harding (Penn Badgley, TV's "Gossip Girl") returns home from military school, he finds his mom madly in love with her charming live-in boyfriend David (Dylan Walsh, TV's "Nip/Tuck"). At first, David appears to be the ultimate nice guy and an ideal future husband and stepfather. But when Michael and his girlfriend (Amber Heard, Zombieland) start delving into David's past, they begin to discover a dark and dangerous side to Michael's new "daddy" in this riveting, chilling thriller.

My Thoughts:
As the years go on, we seem to get more and more horror remakes, The Stepfather being a remake of the 1987 cult-favourite starring Terry O'Quinn. As usual, there are some different versions of events between the original and remake to make it seem fresh, and although I did find this 2009 version enjoyable, it wasn't as good as the original and was merely a standard horror film focusing more on tension until the final act. For the most, the cast isn't bad. Sela Ward and Amber Heard are the highlights, but neither excel whilst Penn Badgley is fair and Dylan Walsh, in the main role, is not as good as Terry O'Quinn was, lacking that prescence that made the character so terrifying in the original. The scares are average, with a lot of focus made on loud noises, but the tension did build-up reasonably well. The Stepfather is an average horror remake worthy of a rental or a cheap buy if you're a genre fan. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 23, 2012, 04:54:09 PM
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The Bounty Hunter (2010) Region 2 United Kingdom

Overview:
Milo Boyd (Gerard Butler, 300, The Ugly Truth), a down-on-his-luck bounty hunter, gets his dream job when he is assigned to track down his bail-jumping ex-wife, reporter Nicole Hurly (Jennifer Aniston, TV's "Friends"). Milo expects an easy payday, but nothing is ever easy with him and Nicole. The exes continually one-up each other – until they find themselves on the run for their lives.

My Thoughts:
The Bounty Hunter got absolutely slammed by the critics when it was released, but I gave it a chance and rented it last year and gave it a 2.5/5. I recently picked it up cheap and decided to give it another watch and I feel maybe I was a little harsh on it, because, despite the fact it is average in every single way conceivable, it is still reasonably fun and has some enjoyable moments. Underneath the action-comedy-crime story is actually a romance story, making both Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston obvious candidates for this movie. Both put in reasonable showings, but neither are great. In fact for me, it was Christine Baranski who got some of the better moments in her small role as Aniston's mother. The story is also standard stuff and the dialogue isn't great, but it suits the purpose of the movie well and is generally ok. A far far far superior bounty hunter comedy is Midnight Run, but The Bounty Hunter is worth a look for fans of the cast. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 23, 2012, 07:06:07 PM
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Splice (2009)

Overview:
Clive and Elsa are the best scientists in their field. Splicing together the genes of several animals they have managed to bring into existence a new kind of creature, the protein of which could be highly profitable. But experimenting for a large corporate firm doesn’t satisfy their scientific curiosity. After secretly adding human DNA into their formula Clive and Elsa soon realise they may have made a mistake, a big mistake. A mistake that seems to be aging, growing and transforming at an incredible rate. An uncontrollable mistake that’s about to break loose and rip their world apart into tiny pieces.
Directed by celebrated cult director Vincenzo Natali (Cube, Cypher, Nothing, Getting Gilliam) and starring Adrian Brody (King Kong, Predators), Sarah Polley (Existenz, Dawn Of The Dead) and David Hewlett (Stargate: Atlantis), Splice is an unforgettable sci-fi horror like nothing you’ve ever seen before or will ever see again.

My Thoughts:
When I first picked this one up, I didn't recognise the name of the director Vincenzo Natali but I have thoroughly enjoyed what I have seen from him previously; Cube and Cypher. Splice is a science-fiction film about a couple of genetic scientists (who are also romatically linked) who splice together genes from an experiment their company has been working on with human DNA. Because it is illegal, they keep it hidden away from both their bosses and their colleagues/friends but things get completely mental as "Dern" evolves as an animal/human hybrid at an alarming pace. It seems to borrow a little from quite a wide range of sci-fi/horror ventures including Frankenstein and Species but it is certainly out there on it's own. Natali, who finished writing Splice way back in 1998, does a fantastic job at not going for easy scares and silly death scenes, instead opting for all-out suspense with bloodiness used only when required. The CGI looks great, and Sarah Polley and Adrien Brody are very good in their roles, but sometimes the film gets a little to out there for its own good and some very minor plot weaknesses start to show (would David's brother really just take a bit of a sideline, or would he not be very curious hmself?). Still, this is a refreshing, well made, well cast movie I can easily recommend. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 23, 2012, 09:52:16 PM
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Hackers (1995)

Overview:
They can break any code and get Inside any system. They are often still in their teens and already under surveillance by the authorities. They are the hackers. Zero Cool - real name Dade Murphy - is a legend among his peers. In 1988 he single-handedly crashed 1,507 computers on Wall Street and was forbidden by law to touch another keyboard until his 18th birthday. It's been seven years without a byte... and he's hungry. Kate Libby, handle Acid Burns, has a souped up lap-top that can do 0 to 60 on the infobahn in a nanosecond. When the two collide, the battle of the sexes goes into hard drive. But all bets are off when master hacker The Plague frames Dade, Kate and their friends in a diabolical industrial conspiracy. Now they are the only ones who can prevent catastrophe... unlike any the world has ever seen.

My Thoughts:
I'd heard from a lot of people that when it comes to accuracy regarding technology, Hackers is ridiculous and upon viewing, even I can tell it is stupidly over-the-top, and I'm useless when it comes to techie stuff. Still, that didn't stop me from enjoying this fun little computer hacking movie. There are some well-known names in the cast here in early roles in their careers. Matthew Lillard, Jesse Bradford and Jonny Lee Miller are all quite good, but it is a young Angelina Jolie who surprises as Kate Libby. She isn't great, but she is better than average and has a good screen prescence so it is no surprise she is one of the biggest stars in Hollywood today. The story, although completely OTT, is well-paced and well structured, even if the sequence of events, and their outcomes, are obvious from the offset. Music was a good throwback for me to some early 90's dance tracks from my first years in secondary school and suited the movie well. It's no surprise that Hackers never won any awards, but I imagine it is a film I will revisit more than once. Another to add the ever-growing 90's guilty pleasure pile. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 24, 2012, 02:46:40 PM
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Trailer Park of Terror (2008)

Overview:
Norma is a Trailer Park Queen – when her boyfriend is killed by the local trailer park bullies, Norma makes a pact with the Devil and takes her revenge.....
Six troubled high school students and their chaperone are returning from a retreat when their bus crashes, stranding them in the middle of Trailer Park Hell ... Literally!
Without warning, Hillbilly Zombes are looking for fun begin slaughtering the teens in gruesome fashion. With a Rockin' Southern-Fried Soundtrack, Top-Notch Special Effects and a devilish sense of humour, Trailer Park of Terror (based on the Imperium Comics Series) is nasty fun for the hardcore horror fan!

My Thoughts:
I'm finding it difficult to make my mind up about Trailer Park of Terror.  There are some very good ideas, and after seeing Norma take a pact after watching her boyfriend killed I was expecting something a bit different to what I got. The cast are generally what you would expect from a b-movie but the special effects by DRAC are surprisingly good at times, even if budget constraints are sometimes obvious. Director Steven Goldmann has made over 200 music videos for the likes of Metallica and his professionalism is obvious as the way shots are set-up are better than we would usually see in low budget horror. Still, the one big flaw unfortunately hits the movie hard. The pacing. For a good 45 minutes, not a lot happens. They try to introduce us to the various characters but didn't set it up well enough and I didn't like any of the characters. The last half is enjoyable, gory, and sometimes darkly tongue in cheek, but I fear many will turn off before getting that far. Low end rent it for horror fans only. 2.5/5
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Post by: addicted2dvd on March 24, 2012, 03:47:58 PM
I am glad I read this. This one is in my unwatched pile and while not expecting much of anything... I been curios about it for a while. Looking at DVD Profiler I recognized a couple names. Of course Priscilla Barnes who was Terri on Three's Company. And then there is Hayley Marie Norman  who I know mainly as one of the models on the game show Deal or No Deal... though I see she has done quite a bit more. Knowing a couple of the names... I think that is pretty good for a low budget horror!  :P
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 24, 2012, 05:09:45 PM
I think you would like it Pete. Just boring from the 15 minute mark to the hour mark. Kind of like they filmed a cracking ending and a good beginning, only to realise they needed another 45 minutes to make a film so tried to flesh it out and failed.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 24, 2012, 05:22:41 PM
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Mars Attacks! (1996)

Overview:
SEE! Stars that shine across the galaxy. Jack Nicholson (in a dual role), Glenn Close, Annette Bening, Pierce Brosnan, Danny DeVito and a dozen more! SHRIEK! At mean, green invaders from the angry red planet! Armed with insta-fry ray guns, endowed with slimy, humungous brains - and enlivened with out-of-this-world but state-of-the-art special effects. GASP! As the U.S. legislature is overwhelmed. (Don't fear, we still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for us, and that ain't bad!) THRILL! As Earth fights back with an unexpected weapon. Take that, Martians!

My Thoughts:
I think it is safe to say I am not a fan of Tim Burton and do find him to be an overrated director. Despite that, I do like the majority of his work, but he just isn't anywhere near as dark as he thinks and he seems to garner a bit too much praise for my liking. Mars Attacks is one of his more overlooked movies in his filmography though, with a fine mix of comedy, sci-fi and action with a great cast to bring it to life. Unfortunately, it sometimes feels a little overloaded with characters and they don't really get a chance to shine but hey, Jack Nicholson, Pam Grier, Glenn Close, Annette Bening, Martin Short, Danny DeVito, Michael J. Fox, Natalie Portman, Rod Steiger etc etc etc in the one place? What is not to like about the cast? Oh yeah, Sarah Jessica Parker. Dialogue has some cracking one-liners but is sometimes overly-hammy, overstepping the obvious homage to 50's sci-fi. Still, it is an entertaining movie and I generously recommend it with a 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 24, 2012, 08:14:00 PM
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Push (2009)

Overview:
Riveting Sci-Fi action thriller Push is set in a deadly world of psychic espionage where the ability to move objects using only the mind, see the future, create new realities and kill without ever touching the victim can turn a person into a lethal weapon - or a target. A young man (Chris Evans - Sunshine, Fantastic Four) and a teenage girl with extraordinary gifts (Dakota Fanning - War of the Worlds) take on a clandestine agency in a battle they can win only if they change the future.

My Thoughts:
Push is a flawed film full of great ideas that are ultimately poorly realised. We have a world in which people can kill without touching their victim, move objects using their mind, look forwards into the future and even push memories into peoples heads, but unfortunately, the characters who have these powers are not as well written into the script as I would've liked. Dakota Fanning, Chris Evans, Camilla Belle and Djimon Hounsou are all quite good in their roles, doing the best they can with the material. Special effects are very good and are not overused, in particular the effects from the scenes involving the bleeders. Overall, Push has good ideas, it just doesn't bring them together well enough to be worth more than a rental. The story still works, but there is missed opportunities everywhere. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 25, 2012, 12:34:50 AM
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Sucker Punch (2011)

Overview:
Sucker Punch is an epic action fantasy that takes us into the vivid imagination of a young girl whose dream world provides the ultimate escape from her darker reality. Unrestrained by the boundaries of time and place, she is free to go where her mind takes her, and her incredible adventures blur the lines between what's real and what is imaginary.
She has been locked away against her will, but Babydoll (Emily Browning) has not lost her will to survive. Determined to fight for her freedom, she urges four other young girls-the outspoken Rocket (Jena Malone), the street-smart Blondie (Vanessa Hudgens), the fiercely loyal Amber (Jamie Chung) and the reluctant Sweet Pea (Abbie Cornish)-to band together and try to escape their terrible fate at the hands of their captors, Blue (Oscar Isaac), Madam Gorski (Carla Gugino) and the High Roller (Jon Hamm).
Led by Babydoll, the girls engage in fantastical warfare against everything from samurais to serpents, with a virtual arsenal at their disposal. Together, they must decide what they are willing to sacrifice in order to stay alive. But with the help of a Wise Man (Scott Glenn), their unbelievable journey--if they succeed--will set them free.

My Thoughts:
Well, I won't beat around the bush on this one. After loving Snyder's Dawn of the Dead, and really enjoying 300 (after a dodgy first viewing), I was thrown off a little by Watchmen but still looked forward to Sucker Punch, which, from the trailers, the synopsis and the cast, looked pretty awesome. Unfortunately, that is the problem. It does look awesome, but they forgot to include much in the way of substance. Each scene was just another excuse to string together stunning visuals (punk-steam zombies were excellent) but without enough care put towards the actual storyline. I understood all the metaphors like the dragon when the girls are stealing fire, but it just wasn't substantial enough. The cast were all quite good, in particular Carla Gugino, who took a bit of a backseat to her younger co-stars and I enjoyed the music selection but I just can't recommend it unless you just want to look at something pretty. 5/5 for the effects, 1.5/5 for the (lack of) story. Altogether, a low-end rental. 2.5/5

Sidenote: The Blu-ray looks and sounds phenomenal. Reference quality in most instances.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 26, 2012, 03:50:57 PM
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Havoc (2005)

Overview:
Starring Anne Hathaway (Devil Wears Prada, Brokeback Mountain) in a provocative leading role, Havoc is the riveting tale about youths with a taste for the forbidden.
They were done with playing it safe. When Allison (Anne Hathaway) and Emily (Bijou Phillips) leave their rich, affluent neighbourhood for a joyride through East L.A they gain a glimpse of a dangerous landscape involving drugs, sex and gang brutality. As their fear quickly turns to infatuation, Allison and Emily find themselves seduced by a dark and dangerous world and in a situation they may not be able to get out of.
From two-time Academy Award® winning director Barbara Kopple and Academy Award® winning writer Stephen Gaghan (Traffic), Havoc is a fast paced coming of age tale with an explosive ending that will leave you wanting more.

My Thoughts:
Havoc is a mixed bag and has some amazingly droll scenes mixed with some very effective ones. It follows a group of teens who are, esentially, 'wiggers'. Rich and from the suburbs, they are fascinated by gangster life and the 'wigger' scenes are sometimes brutally bad to watch. Even with upper-class youth pretending to be like street gang members, I doubt anyone acts like Matt O'Leary or Joseph Gordon-Levitt's characters who are also horribly written and acted. Sure, they were supposed to be intentionally OTT, but it was just embarassing and really took away from the storyline. A shame really as JGL is one of my favourite actor's in Hollywood today. Where the movie really excels though is when Anne Hathaway and Bijou Phillips become so fascinated with the Spanish gang they came across at the start, they become embroiled in gangster lives (at the bottom of the chain), leading to wanting to join the gang and the aftermath and the consequences of their decisions. If they had cut out the 'wigger' scenes, or at least edited them down massively, and concentrated on Hathaway and Phillips, this could have been far better than how it turned out but it is still worth a rental/cheap purchase. I noticed the movie was dedicated writer to Jessica Kaplan, who unfortunately died aged 24 in a plane crash before the film was completed. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 26, 2012, 06:18:08 PM
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The Bank Job (2008)

Overview:
THE BANK JOB is inspired by an extraordinary true event – a daring robbery that took place in the 70s, with a haul valued higher than that of the Great Train Robbery. Yet almost as soon as the 'Walkie Talkie Bank Job' happened, a gagging order was placed on the story and it disappeared completely from the media.
Only now, over 30 years later, has the fascinating story come to light and the truth behind a right royal scandal been exposed. Directed by Roger Donaldson (The Recruit, Species), THE BANK JOB reveals an amazing backstory where for once the criminals were the most innocent ones involved.
Starring Jason Statham (The Transporter, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), Saffron Burrows (Deep Blue Sea) and David Suchet (TV's Poirot), this is a highly charged thriller and an immensely enjoyable Brit-flick in one.

My Thoughts:
Crime movies based on true events are always a tough cookie to crack. Sometimes the embellishment gets the better of the storyline, whilst other times, not enough embellishment of the events can lead to boredom. The Bank Job is a film that has been "in-development" under various guises, teams and production houses since just a few years after the events in the early seventies, but it wasn't until 2008 that it was finally realised. Thankfully, it was worth the wait. It's well paced, builds up to a great climax and the dialogue is spot on, not over-doing the mockney and staying within the seventies slang. The set design is absolutely perfect. All the right clothes, the cars and the interiors of the buildings look great. The soundtrack is also fitting, using a mixture of genres from the period with songs including Get It On by T-Rex and I Believe in Love by The Storys. Roger Donaldson has put together a great British cast and a great story very well and it only fails at times from being a bit formulaic. Recommended. 4/5

Almost highly recommended but I just can't bring myself to up the mark to a 4.5/5 :weep:
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 26, 2012, 08:41:52 PM
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The Fourth Kind (2009)

Overview:
In remote Alaska, citizens have been mysteriously vanishing since the 1960s. Despite multiple investigations, the truth behind the penomena had never been discovered - until now.
While video taping therapy session with traumatised patients, psychologist Dr. Abigail Tyler (Milla Jovovich) unwittingly exposes terrifying revelations of multiple victims whose claims of being visited by alien figures all share disturbingly identical details.
Base on actual case studies, The Fouth Kind uses Dr. Tyler's never-before-seen archival footage alongside dramatic reenactments to present the most disturbing evidence ever documented in the provocative thriller critics are calliong "terrifyingly real... The most shocking alien abduction movie to date".

My Thoughts:
Despite the cast involved; Milla Jovavich, Will Patton and Elias Koteas, The Fourth Kind isn't a very good film. I'm surprised some people actually believed this to be a true story, because it is made kind of obvious by the throughout, that it isn't. I have to give director Olatunde Osunsanmi props for the way he made the film though, as the mix of 'documentary' footage with reconstructions is actually really well done, especially the way Milla Jovavich tells us who she is and who she will be playing in the reconstruction parts right at the beginning. Some of the effects are OK, and some of the pychiatric settings have the right feel to them, but to be honest, it's quite boring and never got the atmosphere or the dialogue needed to keep me interested. Skip it. 2/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 27, 2012, 01:45:28 AM
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A Very British Gangster (2007)

Overview:
A Very British Gangster is an all access guide into one of Britain's most dangerous crime families. For the very first time, a group of hardened criminals open their lives to reveal a brutal world and an underclass which relies upon gangsters for justice, rather than police.
Britain's best known investigative journalist turned director, Donal MacIntyre, presents a close-up view of a world embroiled in kidnapping, torture, narcotics and murder. But behind the macho bravado, a poignant world is revealed where a community struggles with poverty, violence and drugs.
The film follows the trials and tribulations of mob boss Dominic Noonan over three years, as he lurches from criminal trial to criminal trial. Dominic, head of the Noonan crime dynasty, a second generation family of Irish stock, legally changed his last name to Lattlay Fottfoy, an acronym for the family motto; " Look after those that look after you, f**k off those that f**k off you ".

My Thoughts:
The Noonan's are one of the most feared underworld families in the UK. This documentary follows Dominic Noonan around for a year as he is acquited from a £500,000 heroin bust, a kidnap charge and various 'smaller' charges. The documentary, whilst some have said glorifies gang life, does quite the opposite in my opinion. Dominic obviously struggles with all the time he is in jail, missing his kids growing up and dealing with his drug addict brother who is allegedly responsible for 20-30 gangland killings (according to Greater Manchester Police, though he was never found guilty of a single one) and is getting on the wrong side of other big villains (he is actually murdered during the course of the documentary). Also shocking is watching the tenacity of up-and-comer Aaron who has taken the area by storm as a drug dealer. He gets extremely big-headed fast, and is eventually hiding from those he has crossed. In all, this documentary shows that crime doesn't pay... I just wish it was more in-depth and that Donal McIntyre was more intrusive in his line of questioning, although it is perfectly reasonable that he wasn't judging by the figures involved. Some bits that peaked my interest was all eight witnesses against him leaving the country when he was in court (and he was therefor acquitted), how local pub landlords and neighbours call on him to solve any disputes and how he is openly gay and speaks Urdu, despite the fact that gangsters are generally homophobic and racist. Recommended. 3.5/5

As a side note, some hilarious moments are in this also, my favourite being from  his nephew, who is a talented singer.
Donal McIntyre: So where do you sing?
The nephew: Family weddings, funerals and acquittals.... (pause) ... mainly acquittals.

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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 27, 2012, 06:07:01 PM
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Troll Hunter (2010)

Overview:
Whilst investigating a series of suspicious bear killings, a group of students track a mysterious 'hunter' who wants nothing to do with them and attempts to shake them off his trail. Sheer persistence leads the group right to the prey he is trying to hunt which they soon learn are far more dangerous and mystical creatures than mere bears.
Troll Hunter is a thrilling and wildly entertaining ride where secrets are uncovered thought only to exist in fairy tales.

My Thoughts:
Troll Hunter is Norwegian director André Øvredal's second feature film, the first being filmed ten years earlier. It's yet another from the influx of found footage movies that we've had over the last decade but it certainly stands out as one of the better ones. It follows some student filmmakers shooting a documentary about bear hunting in Norway. They decide to follow a poacher only to discover he is hired by the government to hunt trolls. The story moves at a swift pace, the special effects are very well done and the cast, which has a lot of amateurs, is well selected. Tension builds well and the scares come at all the right moments. Information about the history of trolls and the types are dripped through to keep you intrigued instead of mindless random troll attacks and plenty of little references to fairy tales are made. Overall, I really enjoyed this and after the commercial success it's had I'm surprised Øvredal doesn't seem to have anything in production. A solid 4/5.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 27, 2012, 10:10:43 PM
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Warrior (2011)

Overview:
Warrior stars Tom Hardy (Inception, The Dark Knight Rises) and Joel Edgerton (The Thing). An inspirational and exhilarating rollercoaster of a film, Warrior centres around Tommy (Hardy) – an ex marine haunted by a tragic past, who enlists the help of his estranged father (Nick Nolte) to train up for the fight of his life. A former wrestling prodigy, Tommy blazes a path towards SPARTA - the biggest ‘winner takes all’ Mixed Martial Arts event in history. His brother, Brendan (Joel Edgerton), an ex-fighter-turned teacher, also returns to the ring in a desperate bid to save his family from financial ruin. So when Brendan’s unlikely underdog rise sets him on a collision course with the unstoppable Tommy, the two brothers must finally confront each other - and the forces that pulled them apart - in the ultimate face off.

My Thoughts:
In recent years, a couple of 'sport fighter' movies have garnered critical acclaim. We've had Mickey Rourke's comeback in The Wrestler and the true story of boxer Mickey Ward starring Mark Wahlberg. Warrior immerses the viewer into the world of one of the fastest growing sports, MMA (mixed martial arts). The story is a little formulaic and it is quite obvious which route the film will take, but it is exceptionally well written and really grips you. The acting is top notch from all involved, most notably from the continually surprising Nick Nolte who won a best supporting actor Oscar for his role here. The fight choreography is exceptional and you feel every punch, kick, slam and grapple helped along by very good editing which doesn't cut away every half a second as can often be found in these types of situations. Warrior is every bit as good as The Fighter and The Wrestler and if you're a fan of those I don't see any reason why you won't enjoy this. Highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: Najemikon on March 27, 2012, 10:18:38 PM
Yes, a very clever film indeed, considering it really is very predictable. However, it is virtually two films in one as each brothers path could be different kinds of sports movies on their own, so I really liked how they complimented one another.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 27, 2012, 10:29:28 PM
Yes, a very clever film indeed, considering it really is very predictable. However, it is virtually two films in one as each brothers path could be different kinds of sports movies on their own, so I really liked how they complimented one another.

Yeah, I liked the way it panned out. They could have spent too much time on the marine background or on the family history, but it was sharp and to the point whilst divulging enough information so you get a good idea of what each character has gone through in life.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 28, 2012, 12:38:19 AM
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Horrible Bosses (2011)

Overview:
For Nick, Kurt and Dale, the only thing that would make the daily grind more tolerable would be to grind their intolerable bosses into dust. Quitting is not an option, so, with the benefit of a few-too-many drinks and some dubious advice from a hustling ex-con, the three friends devise a convoluted and seemingly foolproof plan to rid themselves of their respective employers...permanently.
There's only one problem: even the best laid plans are only as foolproof as the brains behind them.
Jason Bateman (Couples Retreat), Charlie Day (Going the Distance) and Jason Sudeikis (Hall Pass) star as the three hapless workers, with Jennifer Aniston (He's Just Not That Into You), Colin Farrell (Crazy Heart) and two-time Oscar® winner Kevin Spacey (American Beauty, The Usual Suspects), as their unbearable bosses. Oscar® winner Jamie Foxx (Ray) stars as the plotters' unlikely mentor, whose street cred is priced on a sliding scale. The main cast also includes veteran actor Donald Sutherland and Julie Bowen (TV's Modern Family).

My Thoughts:
I first became aware of director Seth Gordon after viewing the documentary King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters. After watching it, I looked around at what else he had done and just found TV work and the Christmas comedy Four Christmases (which I own but haven't watched) and it wasn't until the credits rolled on Horrible Bosses that I realised he was at the helm. It makes a refreshing change in pace at the moment to see a major Hollywood studio do a darker comedy than we are used to, and here it has been done well. Jokes are not overlong, they aren't cliched and they aren't what you see in every other comedy going. The cast assembled is impressive throughout, especially Kevin Spacey and Jennifer Aniston whose roles outside rom-coms continue to be her best (see The Good Girl for example). The pace is consistently fast and the movie plays out unpredictibly in some parts, catching some laughs along the way. It never takes itself seriously in any respect and it thrives because of it, with the cast looking like they are genuinely enjoying every moment. I have to say, I pretty much lapped enjoyed every moment too. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 28, 2012, 01:57:15 PM
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The Game Plan (2007)

Overview:
In this hilarious and heartwarming family comedy, one of the toughest players ever takes on his biggest challenge yet – fatherhood!
A superstar with an ego bigger than a football field, Joe Kingman (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson) is getting ready for a run at the big championship when the 8-year-old daughter he never knew existed shows up at his not-so-friendly bachelor pad. As the big game gets closer, he begins to realise the most meaningful win he can achieve is the heart of the one little fan who counts the most.

My Thoughts:
A lot of people would dismiss this Disney comedy straight away because it stars Dwayne Johnson and is likely very formulaic Disney-fare. They would of course be right about how formulaic it is, but it is still worth a watch. Young Maddison Pettis is very good as Peyton, the daughter that The Rock's Joe Kingman never knew he had. The supporting cast are also quite good and include Roselyn Sanchez, Kyra Sedgwick and Morris Chestnut. Script-wise, there is nothing new here and the obvious does occur, but there are some funny moments throughout, especially those involving the rest of the American football team. Disney have made some dross live-action movies in recent years, but this isn't one of them. Unfortunately, it just isn't better than average either. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 28, 2012, 05:51:53 PM
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Gone in 60 Seconds (2000)

Overview:
Fasten your seatbelts for the extended ride of your life in this high-performance, fuel-injected GONE IN 60 SECONDS DIRECTOR'S CUT from producer Jerry Bruckheimer (National Treasure, Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl). Never-before-seen footage and amped-up sound add fuel to this already high-octane action hit, starring Nicolas Cage, Robert Duvall and sexy Angelina Jolie. A legendary car booster (Cage) thought he left the fast lane behind him – until he's forced out of retirement to save his kid brother from the wrath of an evil mobster. It's nothing less than a full-throttle race to pull off the ultimate car heist: 50 exotic beauties in 24 hours – and the cops are already onto them!

My Thoughts:
A lot of people hate this movie, but I'm a bit of a petrolhead so like with the original, I can look past the disjointed story and mismatched cast members and enjoy it for the cars and the chases. The story does make a couple of changes to the original, and although Nic Cage, Angelina Jolie and Giovanni Ribisi are harshly misplaced, a couple of cast members are perfect for their roles. This is the type of role Vinnie Jones is great for. A tough guy who doesn't speak (well, until the end) and shows no emotion. His role is second to that of Robert Carlyle who is brilliantly cast as the villain. Overall, the film is not very good, but the action scenes are enjoyable and the cars are a joy... so much so I have to recommend it, but only to car fans. The original has a much better chase, but I prefer the build-up in this one. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 28, 2012, 09:32:39 PM
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Bartok the Magnificent (1999)

Overview:
When Prince Ivan is kidnapped, it’s up to Bartok to discover the real hero inside himself and rescue the young Romanoff — even if it means confronting the evil witch Baba Yaga!
Filled with sparkling animation, colorful characters, and five brand–new songs from Lynn Ahrens and Stephen Flaherty (composers of Ragtime and ANASTACIA), Bartok the Magnificent is a fun-filled adventure the whole family will love! Featuring the incredible voice talents of Hank Azaria, Kelsey Grammer and Jennifer Tilly!

My Thoughts:
When I was a kid, Don Bluth was responsible for some of my favourite animated movies including An American Tale, The Land Before Time and All Dogs Go to Heaven. It was with these experiences that I picked up Bartok the Magnificent and unfortunately, it was a disappointing experience. The animation style is typical Bluth but it feels a little outdated for 1999. The storyline, whilst ok, is a little slow at times despite a running time of just over an hour and the songs featured feel second rate compared to those found in Disney animated films. Still, there are a couple of positives. The voice cast is quite impressive and Hank Azaria is the highlight as Bartok. He is joined by the competant work of Kelsey Grammar, Jennifer Tilly, Tim Curry, Diedrich Bader and Catherine O'Hara among others. I also liked the fact that the story touches on the Russian fable of Baba Yaga but it unfortunately misses chances to run with it. Bartok is a lovable character, but the film is just too slow and uninteresting, capable of holding the attention of young kids only. Skip it. 2/5
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Post by: Jimmy on March 28, 2012, 09:35:34 PM
Don Bluth was responsible for some of my favourite animated movies including An American Tale, The Land Before Time and All Dogs Go to Heaven.
He did the animated sequence in Xanadu too ;D
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 28, 2012, 09:47:48 PM
I've never seen Xanadu but it's been on my radar for quite a while.

On a side note, just went to price An American Tale and The Land Before Time (both too expensive for nostalgia), and noticed there are 13 Land Before Time films... 12 bloody sequels! I knew there were a few but not 12. :o
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Post by: Najemikon on March 29, 2012, 12:18:48 AM
I thought Horrible Bosses was great too. After seeing the rubbish Hangover II a couple of weeks before, it was a pleasure to see a comedy film with a plot that they actually stuck to. Ok, it wasn't an amazing plot, but they committed to it and made it fit. I appreciated all the little movie jokes in it too.

A lot of critics got their knickers in a twist about Aniston's character being too sexual and it was apparently offensive. I thought that was unfounded crap. Make her a bloke with a female employee, then see how offensive it can get!
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 29, 2012, 12:32:26 AM
A lot of critics got their knickers in a twist about Aniston's character being too sexual and it was apparently offensive.

Surely that was the whole point? She was absolutely banging in this and if she was my boss and acted like that, I would not be planning on killing her, that's for sure. :whistle:
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 29, 2012, 12:43:25 AM
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BMX Bandits (1983)

Overview:
Staring a seventeen year-old Nicole Kidman [Bewitched, Cold Mountain, Moulin Rouge] in her first ever movie role. BMX Bandits is a classic kids crime-caper, packed with great BMX action.
When bikers PJ and Goose stumble across a box of stolen walkie-talkies in the mall where their friend Judy [Kidman] works, they spot a great money making opportunity. But when the original owners – a nasty gang of unruly robbers – come looking for their property, the tricky trio realise just what trouble they are in!
With bikes at the ready the guys decide to make a stand, and frantically try to escape the crooks – and the police too – in a series of crazy stunt filled chases guaranteed to keep you revved up from start to finish!

My Thoughts:
This is a first viewing for me and I picked it up because I've heard so many people say that it's a classic from when they were growing up. Well, let us set one thing straight... this is not The Goonies and is so not a classic. It's a two-bit storyline with dreadful dialogue, poor acting and possibly the worst bank heist scene ever. Nicole Kidman is here in one of her first ever roles, and although she is better than the rest of the cast present, she leaves a lot to be desired and it makes it all the more surprising just how good she is now. Some of the BMX footage looks quite good and I have to admit, the locations and the camera shots are among the highlights of the production, but that doesn't make up for an otherwise poor movie. It's actually almost so bad it's good, but not quite. Skip it. 2/5
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Post by: Najemikon on March 29, 2012, 12:44:59 AM
True! But to be fair, I thought the way the guy was genuinely devoted to his fiancee gave the film a bit of substance and perfectly legitimised how she was portrayed.

And it was funny how many of us would switch with him in a heartbeat!  :hysterical:
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 31, 2012, 01:38:57 PM
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New York Ripper (1982)

Overview:
Do you like your horror films nice 'n' nasty? Then brace yourself for this notorious 1982 gem of depravity that is every bit as vile and stylishly shocking as you've been led to believe.
Directed by the old scalp-ripper himself, Lucio Fulci, he's in full flesh tearing form as the cops of New York hunt down a psychopath with a penchant for slicing his victims to the bone but not before he has his fun with them first... "Quack! Quack! Quack!"
If you've recently revisited old video nasties only to be disappointed then this is the ultimate sex 'n' slash fest to test your nerve with a realistic sadistic streak that will have you begging for mercy!

My Thoughts:
New York Ripper is one of the most well-known giallos out there... and for good reason. It has the staple diet of everything required. It has bloody murder scenes, plenty of red-herrings, nudity, mystery and horror all in equal measure and makes for a cracking experience for fans of the genre. It has an infamous history here in the UK where it was banned by BBFC stalwart James Ferman who had all prints escorted to the airport and deported. Of course, that was when the BBFC was at its worst and these days it is released slightly cut for sexualised violence as mentioned on the case. I'm a fan of the genre and a fan of this movie. The US Blu-ray is in my sights and I'm just waiting for a price drop to buy yet another version (I also have an uncut VHS and DVD). I only bought this release thinking it was the re-release for the extras, but grabbed the trailers-only original release by mistake. Doh! Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: Achim on April 01, 2012, 04:29:11 AM
I owen The US release of New York Ripper. When I watched it the first time it rubbed me the wrong way, not quite delivering what I had expected (from Fulci, espeially when they try to sell it as "the sickest movie ever made :slaphead:). I should give it another chance soon and watch it with rectified expectations...
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 01, 2012, 07:01:33 PM
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Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008)

Overview:
Get ready for hilarious fun-filled adventure starring Chloe (voiced by Drew Barrymore), a diamond-clad ultra-pampered Beverly Hills Chihuahua who gets lost while on vacation in Mexico. Papi (voiced by George Lopez), an amusing Chihuahua who's crazy about Chloe, springs into action and heads south of the border to rescue her, while Chloe gets help from Delgado (voiced by Andy garcia), her newfound friend and self-appointed protector. Beverly Hills Chihuahua from Walt Disney Pictures is a heartwarming and outrageously funny tale proving once again that good things do come in small packages. It's a real treat for the whole family.

My Thoughts:
A Disney film starring dogs that isn't one of the Buddies movies, a Homeward Bound movie or based on a true story in the snow? Yep, that's Beverly Hills Chihuahua, an overall poor entry in the talking animals kids sub-genre that has a better than average cast including the likes of Jamie Lee Curtis and Piper Perabo along with the voices of Drew Barrymore, Luis Guzman and even operatic legend Placido Domingo. The story follows a chihuahua who gets stolen in Mexico for dog fighting, gets away and then tries to find the lass responsble for looking after her, whilst at the same time drilling home a moral message to the kids that money isn't everything in life and everyone is an individual. Special effects are average and overall dialogue is poor, not getting a single laugh from me. Whilst kids will lap it up, adults should skip it. 2/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 01, 2012, 09:44:08 PM
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Cop Out (2010)

Overview:
Officers Jimmy Monroe and Paul Hodges have their weapons drawn on a gun-wielding killer. They agree to shoot on three. But, wait, does that mean 1...2...shoot or 1...2...3... then shoot? Punches hit hard and laughs hit harder (or is it the other way 'round?) when action star Bruce Willis and ace comic Tracy Morgan pair as bickering-but-got-your-back Brooklyn buddy cops. Kevin Smith (Clerks, Chasing Amy) directs the gritty, goofball goings-on as the guys hunt for a stolen 1952 mint-condition baseball card (Jimmy needs it to fund his daughter's wedding), a hunt plunging them into a gunslinging war with a deadly drug ring. Batter up, fans. The boys are ready to take you out to the ol' brawl game!

My Thoughts:
Cop Out got quite a hard time from the press and from Kevin Smith fans, but wrongly so in my opinion. Sure, this is not as good as his Askew movies and yes, it struggles with Smith's low level of technical ability, but the dialogue is swift and funny, the characters are all likeable and each get some great moments and the story, whilst formulaic, is enjoyable. The best character here by far is Tracy Morgan's Paul whose particular brand of humour and delivery works really well here. He also gels very well with both the stunning Rashida Jones and Ana de la Reguera and plays off of Bruce Willis at all the right moments. It's a shame Seann William Scott isn't in it as much as I would have liked, but this movie bodes well for Smith's future as a more mainstream director and I look forward to Hit Me. At the same time, I hope he does at least continue with the NJ movies. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 02, 2012, 12:00:27 AM
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Bandslam (2009)

Overview:
This year's family musical comedy stars singing phenomenon VANESSA HUDGENS; everyone's favourite friend LISA KUDROW; Disney teen pop favourite ALYSON MICHALKA; new Hollywood hotshot SCOTT PORTER (Speed Racer); The OC's RYAN DONOWHO; and introducing GAELAN CONNELL.
When gifted singer-songwriter Charlotte Banks (Michalka) asks new kid in town Will Burton (Connell) to manage her fledgling rock band, she appears to have just one goal in mind: go head-to-head against her egotistical ex-boyfriend, Ben (Porter) at the biggest event of the year, a battle of the bands.
Against all odds, the band develops a sound that has a shot at success. Meanwhile, romance brews between Will and a musically gifted Sa5m - Sam with a silent 5 (Hudgens) and must decide where his allegiance lies.
When disaster strikes, it's time for the band to make a choice: do they admit defeat or face the music and stand up for what they believe in?

My Thoughts:
Before I start, let me get one thing completely straight. Despite the fact that this stars Disney stalwarts Vanessa Hudgens and Aly Michalka, and that the case makes this movie look like another High School Musical / Camp Rock clone, Bandslam is actually a more than capable character driven movie with more serious undertones than the aforementioned titles. Sure, this is a formulaic as they come, hell... it's what I would call damn corny, but the music is actually surprisingly good throughout, especially Vanessa Hudgens singing a ska version of Everything I Own. The acting is of reasonable enough quality and the plot is written well enough to talk about topics like family death and the struggle of Will coping with the fact his Dad is in jail for killing a boy drink driving whilst still managing to not allow the movie to become overly dramatic and still be a lot of fun. I can't believe I'm going to say this, but recommended. A solid 3.5/5

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Post by: Tom on April 02, 2012, 12:15:05 AM
It's a good movie. I enjoyed it as well.
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Post by: dfmorgan on April 02, 2012, 12:28:38 AM
The original and best Ska version




edited to add that I do realise that the original original was by Bread
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 02, 2012, 03:12:07 PM
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Drive (2011)

Overview:
Drive is the story of a Hollywood stunt driver by day (Ryan Gosling), a loner by nature, who moonlights as a top-notch getaway driver-for-hire in the criminal underworld. He finds himself a target for some of LA's most dangerous men after agreeing to aid the husband of his beautiful neighbour, Irene (Carey Mulligan). When the job goes dangerously awry, the only way he can keep Irene and her son alive is to do what he does best-Drive!

My Thoughts:
This is a film that has been much hyped on pretty much all the forums I frequent, so I went in with high expectations hoping that by the end they would not be squashed and I would not be left with a sour taste. Thankfully, it held up to what I had hoped. The first thing that really struck me, wasn't the great way the first chase was filmed, or the very grisly violence, but the relationship between Driver and Irene. They don't speak much to each other, they don't really share any intimacy bar a kiss and the scenes involving them, also slightly revolve around Irene's kid Benicio and how he interacts with Driver. Still, the relationship between them felt very intense and really helped the film in several aspects like the general storytelling and the different emotions of Driver. Ryan Gosling and Carey Mulligan interact together so well and are perfectly cast, but nods also have to go to the supporting players Albert Brooks, Ron Perlman and Christina Hendricks. Drive is a very interesting film that is aggressive on the viewer, polished and well acted. Highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 02, 2012, 03:22:21 PM
Usually, whilst writing my little ditty I whack on one of the extras in the background. Got the Q&A with Nicolas Winding-Refn playing and he divulged something bizarre. The rights to the book were picked up by Universal who spent a couple of years turning it into a Fast and the Furious style, Hugh Jackman starring, $60m budget blockbuster. When it fell through, it eventually landed with Refn who had a much much smaller budget at $15m. By the way, Refn is quite funny and a bit of a character. :laugh:
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 02, 2012, 06:24:27 PM
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Machine Gun Preacher (2011)

Overview:
Sam Childs is a real-life ex-biker gang member. He decides to turn his life around by heading to East Africa to help repair homes that have been destroyed by civil war. He is affected by the plight of the people, especially the children. Against advice, he begins building an orphanage in militia territory. He also goes on an armed mission to rescue the children who have been kidnapped by the militia - who are being taken and forced to become child soldiers.

My Thoughts:
Machine Gun Preacher is quite a topical film at the moment considering that Joseph Kony is getting heightened media coverage for his atrocities in Uganda/Sudan. It follows the true life story of Sam Childs, a biker gang member who found god, built his own church and then went and built an orphanage in Sudan where he rescues kids from becoming child soldiers of a long civil war. One thing I am happy about here, is that director Marc Foster has shown that Childs has a very nasty streak in him also. His drug problem, his psychotic tendencies, and how he has also killed in rage in Africa are all documented here. Gerard Butler is good as Childs and he is well supported by Michelle Monaghan as his wife. Childs has said that the film has had some Hollywood spin put on (for obvious reasons) but that he thought it was a good representation. Not in the film, but documented in articles, is the fact Childs has also sold weapons in Africa and that (allegedly) not all the money raised appears to be going to the orphanage. Is Childs a good man? In some ways, yes, and I do believe he went with the right intentions, but he has become a bit of a political pawn now and not always for the right reasons. I recommend this film, but only if people take the time to read up and investigate more about Childs and Kony and the child soldiers of Africa. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 02, 2012, 11:21:22 PM
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Friends with Benefits (2011)

Overview:
Dylan (Justin Timberlake) is done with relationships. Jamie (Mila Kunis) decides to stop buying into the Hollywood clichés of true love. When the two become friends they decide to try something new and take advantage of their mutual attraction - but without any emotional attachment. Physical pleasure without the entanglements. Sounds easy enough for two logical adults, right? Not so much. They soon realise romantic comedy stereotypes might exist for a reason.

My Thoughts:
Directed by Easy A director Will Gluck, Friends with Benefits is an enjoyable comedy romp (no pun intended) that is superior to the similar No Strings Attached which came out at around the same time. Justin Timberlake is headhunted by Mila Kunis to work in New York just as both are dumped by their respective partners (cameos from Emma Stone and Andy Samberg). They decide to basically, become friends with the sexual benefits of a relationship. Of course, it is pretty obvious how it pans out with them eventually falling in love but the ride there is a good one (again no pun intended). Woody Harrelson is easily the best character here, playing Timberlake's gay colleague, and every line he speaks is absolute comedy gold. The rest of the writing is above average, but not great, the main stay of the film being how Kunis and Timberlake interact. If you enjoyed Gluck's Easy A, you'll probably enjoy this. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 03, 2012, 07:52:01 PM
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Bird on a Wire (1990)

Overview:
Mel Gibson and Goldie Hawn team up in this non-stop action-comedy directed by John Badham.
Hiding under the FBI witness relocation program, Rick Jarmin (Gibson) gets nervous when old flame Marianne Graves (Hawn) recognizes him. But before he can assume a new identity, the man he put in jail (David Carradine) is released and comes to pay his respects.
Rick and Marianne find themselves thrown together on an exhilarating cross-country scramble, barely evading the gangsters, police and an amorous veterinarian (Joan Severance).
Their whirlwind travels eventually lead to an unforgettable climax in an elaborate zoo exhibit. A rollercoaster of a movie which will keep you on the edge of your seat!

My Thoughts:
This is one of those cheesy action-comedies that doesn't have a particularly great script and is as formulaic as they come, but is good fun thanks to the way it unfolds and the cast. Mel Gibson stars as Rick Jarmin who is in a witness relocation prgram. He is working at a petrol station when who should turn up, but his ex Marianne played by Goldie Hawn. Of course, when Gibson is recognised he tells the FBI but his holder has retired and his new one has dobbed him in to those he is trying to hide from. From here we get some fun little set-pieces but nothing extraordinary with some quite funny one-liners. The supporting cast are well selected and include Stephen Tobolowsky, David Carradine, Bill Duke and Joan Severence. This is far from the best movie that the involved cast/crew have been involved with, but it's entertaining enough for a rental or cheap purchase. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 03, 2012, 11:09:11 PM
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Invitation to a Gunfighter (1964)

Overview:
In the frontier town of Pecos, New Mexico, Jules "Jewel" D'Estaing (Brynner) is a hired gun who has just taken a new assignment from the town's powerful boss: kill returning Civil War veteran Matt Weaver (George Segal). But Jewel struggles with his deadly mission when he realises that the proud, defiant Weaver may be the only truly honourable man in a town steeped in corruption and prejudice. As the clock ticks down to the inevitable confrontation, Jewel must do battle with his most powerful adversary – his own conscience. This is an action-packed western hitting drama and "a knockout preformance from Yul Brynner." - Radio Times.

My Thoughts:
Invitation to a Gunfighter is quite a standard western in my opinion. Yul Brynner is paid to kill George Segal by the town's immoral boss, Pat Hingle. George Segal has returned home from war to find Hingle has sold his home and as the movie continues we see just how nasty Hingle's character is. Eventually, Brynner also sees this and ends up revolting against the corruption resulting in a reasonably good, if unoriginal ending. The film has a couple of good gunfights, some good dialogue and is well paced. The only problem is it isn't unlike so many other westerns. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 04, 2012, 11:36:31 AM
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A Little Trip to Heaven (2005)

Overview:
Oscar Winner Forest Whitaker (The Last King of Scotland) heads an all star cast, including Julia Stiles (Save the Last Dance), as ace insurance investigator Abe Holt.
Abe is sent to the snowy town of Hastings, Minnesota, to investigate a suspicious road accident in which a notorious con man Kelvin, has seemingly been murdered. Working tirelessly to uncover the events surrounding the accident he soon finds himself entangled with the policy's single benefactor Kelvin's sister Isold (Stiles) and her volatile husband Fred (Jeremy Renner).
As the truth about the tragic events unfolds Abe is drawn into a world of dark secrets and half-truths. Not knowing who to trust he must solve the mysteries surrounding the tragic death before he too slips into their icy web.

My Thoughts:
I've been a massive fan of Forest Whitaker for some time now and he's in easily in my top 10 actors working today. His roles in The Shield, The Last King of Scotland and Ghost Dog have made me pretty much buy anything he is associated with blindly, even when I've never previously heard of it. A Little Trip to Heaven is one of those movies and it features another great performance by Whitaker, this time rather understated as a life insurance investigator looking into irregularities in an accident where the beneficiaries would be Isold and Fred (a good Jeremy Renner but fairly woeful Julia Stiles). The plot can be a little confusing at times concerning Renner's character, but it comes together nicely and there are a couple of well shot set pieces (car crashes). The story is enjoyable, but sometimes too overcomplicated for it's own good and in my opinion doesn't follow the drama or thriller aspects enough to be better than mediocre at either. I'm still not 100% sure how I feel about this one, but for now, despite a couple of shortcomings, a solid 3/5


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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 04, 2012, 02:48:22 PM
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Children of the Corn 666: Isaac's Return (1999)

Overview:
With riveting performances from stars John Franklin (Children Of The Corn, Addams Family Values), Stacy Keach (American History X) and Alix Koromzay (Carrie II, The Haunting, Nightwatch), ISAAC'S RETURN is the sixth and newest bone-chilling chapter in the thrilling Children Of The Corn series. On a trip to find her birth mother, Hannah Martin picks up a dark stranger who kicks off a mysterious chain of events. Little does Hannah know that her journey may help fulfill a sinister prophecy made 19 years earlier by Isaac, the cult's original evil leader. It's a hair-raising movie event you don't want to miss...as Isaac makes his terrifying return and the frightening Children Of The Corn achieve their ultimate destiny.

My Thoughts:
As you can see from the movie's subtitle, the sixth film in the Children of the Corn series sees the return of Isaac, played here by John Franklin. I have to admire Kari Skogland and writers Tim Sulka and John Franklin for at least following on the story and relating the film to previous incarnations. Unfortunately, they just haven't done a great job. The acting throughout is suspicious at times, although Stacy Keach and Natalie Ramsey fare a little better than most, and the film lacks the atmosphere previous CotC movies had, with the children here not being anywhere near as freaky. Despite obvious budget limitations, a couple of the kill scenes are well shot, especially the one involving a bullet to the head and the face slice (I won't divulge which characters) and I have to admit the ending has a better than expected twist, though it became foreseeable a little too early. Overall, it's a bit crappy and the worst in the series so I can't recommend it. For completists only. 2/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 04, 2012, 06:16:12 PM
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A Knight in Camelot (1998)

Overview:
Academy Award®-winning* favourite Whoopi Goldberg (How Stella Got Her Groove Back, Boys On The Side, Made In America, Sister Act) stars in this hilarious tale of a modern woman and her comic adventures in medieval times. Vivien Morgan (Goldberg) is a computer scientist who's accidentally flung back through the years to the colourful 6th century England of legendary King Arthur (Michael York – Austin Powers) and his Court. The fun then takes off when Vivien's attempts to make "improvements" produce outrageous and unexpected consequences. Also starring Amanda Donohoe (Liar, Liar) in an eye-dazzling production that takes a look at the meaning of freedom, honour and loyalty, the spirited A KNIGHT IN CAMELOT is rambunctious entertainment everyone will love!

My Thoughts:
There are quite a lot of movies around in which somebody from the 'modern ages' goes back to medievil times with all their fancy futuristic gadgets. This is a Disney effort starring Whoopi Goldberg, Michael York and Amanda Donohue and like most I have seen in ths sub-genre, is mediocre suffering from tired ideas, lazy scripting and a cast that is capable of better. Some of the one-liners were indeed amusing, and Goldberg's delivery was good, but it was nothing we haven't seen before. Of course it has the obvious Disney morality message thrown in for good measure, here it is about equality between the slaves and the Royals, and the message is portrayed reasonably. It isn't a poor movie... I mean, it is better than Black Knight, it just isn't imaginative enough considering the surroundings and opportunities. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 04, 2012, 09:56:32 PM
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The Mercenary (2010)

Overview:
In the deep jungles of South East Asia is a blood thirsty mercenary Sebastian (Gary Daniels - The Expendables, Hunt to Kill) hunts for the thrill of the chase and victims to sell into slavery. In one operation he kills a peaceful loocal shaman Aroon (Danny Trejo - Machete, Predators, Con Air) and his family. Sebastian leaves with his catch, believing his mission has been successful, but he is about to find out that some men are hard to kill...
The Mercenary is a full-on thriller with an all-star cast that also includes Bai Ling (Crank: High Voltage) and Tommy 'Tiny' Lister (The Dark Knight) which will keep you on the edge of your seat until the action-packed climax.

My Thoughts:
There might be some recognisable names in the cast here such as Danny Trejo, Bai Ling, Tiny Lister and Gary Daniels but they are all poor in what is an uneven, boring, poorly structured action/thriller b-movie. Written, directed and produced by Jeremiah Hundley it is no wonder his attempt at directing the Wonder Woman TV show reboot starring Adrianne Palicki was woefully canned after just the pilot episode because his ineptitude shines through in this movie. The dialogue is beyond reproach, the set pieces look amateur and he seems to not have that much technical ability when it comes to choosing angles, lighting or lengths of shots. Krsytal Vee shows a little promise, but struggles to shine through what is an otherwise messy and inept production. Skip it. 1/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 04, 2012, 11:33:29 PM
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Teenage Hooker Became a Killing Machine (2000)

Overview:
After being murdered by her teacher and three brothers, a pretty high school student moonlighting as a prostitute is brought back from the dead thanks to the miracle of technology. Now an unstoppable killing machine, she's driven by horrific memories of her ordeal and decides to avenge herself on those responsible for het death.
A savage and witty look at hypocrisy, deception and the violent authority of an older generation supposedly leading the young.

My Thoughts:
What originally grabbed me about this when browsing Amazon late one night, was of course the title so I ordered hoping for a Korean movie in the same vein as maybe the Japanese films Machine Girl or Tokyo Gore Police, and in some places it does show a lot of promise with glimpses of a sort of mix between Verhoeven's RoboCop and Besson's Nikita. Unfortunately though, these parts are a little few and far between and despite a runtime of only sixty minutes, Teenage Hooker Became a Killing Machine can be a bit of a dull and overlong affair. The most annoying part of the experience for me, was the terribly boring opening credits sequence during which the music was as unbearable as the seven minute segment. Still, when you get one of these 'glimpses' of excellence, you get your interest back. It just never pays off really. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 04, 2012, 11:37:07 PM
btw Jimmy, I noticed in your (more favourable) review under the title Killing Machine that you said the short film is not English friendly on the US release. On the UK release, it does include optional subtitles but the main feature is non-anamorphic and of poor picture quality, and  dodgy NTSC>PAL conversion. I might watch the short eventually, but will leave it for now.

I added the US, UK and Japanese releases to Rewind:
http://www.dvdcompare.net/comparisons/film.php?fid=20148
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 05, 2012, 02:02:53 AM
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Chicken Little (2005)

Overview:
Experience an outrageous world of breathtaking action in Disney's hilarious new movie Chicken Little. The sky's the limit for laughs and adventure!
When the sky really is falling and sanity has flown the coop, who will rise to save the day? Together with his hysterical band of misfit friends, Chicken Little must hatch a plan to save the planet from total annihilation and prove that the world's biggest hero is a little chicken.
Overflowing with incredible music and bursting with exciting bonus features, including alternate openings, an exclusive "making of" featurette, games and much more, this sensational DVD is truly something to cluck about.

My Thoughts:
Chicken Little is a film that has some impressive technical feats under it's belt. Not only was it Disney's first fully in-house CGI feature, but it was the first film to use REAL 3D and the Dimensionalisation process for Industrial Light and Magic for post conversion 3D effects. Unfortunately, the DVD I watched is just a regular old 2D version but it still looks pretty good either way. As for whether the film is any good? It has a fairly basic story that doesn't really stick to "The Sky Is Falling" apart from in small instances, but the dialogue is funny, the voice cast are well selected for their roles (especially Steve Zahn) and it doesn't outstay its welcome. Sure, there are much better CGI features out there, but this is enjoyable enough to recommend to fans of this type of movie. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 05, 2012, 03:54:43 PM
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Super (2010)

Overview:
When Frank's ex-junkie wife Sarah leaves him for the arms of sleazy drug-dealer Jacques, he is touched by the finger of God and decides to take the law into his own hands, becoming his own crime fighting superhero: 'The Crimson Bolt'. What Frank lacks in superpowers he makes up for with his trusty wrench in his one-man war on petty criminals. Powers or not, every superhero needs a sidekick! Enter Libby, a cute psychopath working at the local comic book store. Transforming into 'Boltie', Libby teams up with Frank to take Jacques down in his quest to win back his wife. From the warped imagination of writer-director James Gunn comes Bolt and Boltie, a crazed crime fighting duo here to save the day, or at least to beat you up!

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The cast. Rainn Wilson is spot on as are the supporting players like Kevin Bacon and Liv Tyler but one stands out...
- Ellen Page really owns her role here. Her good run continues and she plays nerdy and psychotic perfectly with the right amount of irony.
- Whilst it has similarities to Kick Ass, it also stands out on it's own merits thanks in part to the non-copout ending.
- Strong writing which manages to avoid being a stereotypical superhero movie.* (see spoiler at end)
- Some good special effects.
Cons:
- I felt one or two scenes were a little misplaced... mainly the scenes at Wilson's place at work.
- The emotional filler scenes between the revenge and the violence sometimes didn't come off because of some of Wilson's/Page's actions.
Overall:
Recommended. 4/5

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Post by: addicted2dvd on April 05, 2012, 06:14:05 PM
I had the chance to watch Super about a week or so ago... when my brother got it from netflix. But I never got around to it before he sent it back. Wish I did.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 05, 2012, 07:44:54 PM
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In Time (2011)

Overview:
Welcome to a world where time has become the ultimate currency. You stop aging at 25, but there’s a catch: you’re genetically-engineered to live only one more year, unless you can buy your way out of it. When a man from the wrong side of the tracks is falsely accused of murder, he is forced to go on the run with a beautiful hostage. Living minute to minute, the duo’s love becomes a powerful tool in their war against the system. A slick and sexy action thriller starring Justin Timberlake and Amanda Seyfried.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Really good idea for a thriller with a lot of interesting concepts.
- Justin Timberlake. The more movies I see him in, the more I think he is a capable actor.
- The Jaguar crash. Really liked the way this set piece was done.
- Andrew Niccol. He continues his great run following up Gattaca, the underrated S1m0ne and Lord of War by writing and directing this. Like Gattaca, he doesn't overcomplicate things to try and make it something it isn't, instead allowing the story to take place smoothly and simply whilst maintaining excitement.
- Nathan Fillion is his usual self as the timekeeper Raymond.
Cons:
- Amanda Seyfried as the female lead. No screen presence and holds the story back.
- Olivia Wilde and Johnny Galecki's roles are too short. Reasonable because of the story but still disappointing.
- Vincent Kartheiser. I just didn't care for his performance as Seyfried's father.
Overall:
Recommended but casting of a couple of the major roles could've been better. 3.5/5
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Post by: Achim on April 06, 2012, 06:12:57 AM
- Vincent Kartheiser. I just didn't care for his performance as Seyfried's father.
I remember him from one or two movies a while back; Another Day in Paradise(?) and some movie about terrorists taking over a school(?). I am a bit surprised to see that he is now old enough to play a parent...
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Post by: Tom on April 06, 2012, 10:46:22 AM
- Vincent Kartheiser. I just didn't care for his performance as Seyfried's father.
I remember him from one or two movies a while back; Another Day in Paradise(?) and some movie about terrorists taking over a school(?). I am a bit surprised to see that he is now old enough to play a parent...

I first thought the same thing but then I remembered the premise of the movie. I.e. people don't age and you always look like you are 25.
I remember him (and disliking him) from the series "Angel", where he played the teenaged son of Angel.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 06, 2012, 11:38:06 AM
Yes sorry/ Tom has it right in that once you reach 25, and your timer starts, you stop aging and if you have enough 'time' you live forever. Olivia Wilde plays Justin Timberlake's mother. She's 50 in the movie. Kartheirser plays a 100++ year old. He is the worlds richest man and has a million+ years in reserve so in essence can live for a million years looking like a 25-year old. Timberlake is a poor character who never has more than a day built up, earning his day to day usage at a factory.
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Post by: Achim on April 06, 2012, 12:21:56 PM
Thanks fr the reminder. I knew about the setup from Kermode's review but had forgotten.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 11, 2012, 08:05:27 PM
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Water for Elephants (2011)

Overview:
Academy Award® winner Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson give mesmerising performances in this visually stunning and epic romantic drama, which tells the powerfully emotional story of two people who pursue their love against all odds, rules and conventions, set in the alluring and enigmatic world of a travelling circus.

My Thoughts:
I was kind of put off from viewing Water for Elephants for a short while after hearing some hit and miss reviews and some of my friends saying it was merely good but a little over-sentimental. Yes, it is over-sentimal, but you can't take that away from what is essentially a very good drama set around a circus. Say what you want about Robert Pattinson, but he puts in a strong performance here as circus worker Jacob who falls in love with the circus owner's wife. Christop Waltz is worth viewing this for alone as the circus owner August, playing every emotion and psychotic element of the character perfectly. Reece Witherspoon, whilst good, does feel a little bit out of her depth and I do think her role would've been more suited to say, Naomi Watts or perhaps Cate Blanchett, who would've been able to pull off the thirties charm a bit better. The way the story is set out as a look back at Jacob's life is done well without popping back to 'current' Jacob every few minutes, instead allowing the story to flow throughout and going back to 'current' Jacob at the end only. There are better films out there, but I got a lot more out of this than I had hoped. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 12, 2012, 05:18:11 PM
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Drive Angry (2011)

Overview:
A tongue-in-cheek and hugely enjoyable action blast, full of smoking-hot cars and drop-dead gorgeous women, with Nicolas Cage on top form.
Milton (Cage) is a hardened--albeit dead--criminal who has so far spent his afterlife in hell. Enraged by the murder of his daughter and the imminent sacrifice of his baby granddaughter by a brutal religious cult, Milton breaks out to stop the real evil-doers before they fully unleash hell on Earth.
Aided by a seriously hot and sassy waitress Piper (Amber Heard, All The Boys Love Mandy Lane) and driving a cherry red muscle car which Piper liberates from her meat-head ex, Milton is blazing a trail in pursuit of the brutal cult leader. But Milton’s being hounded too – not only by the police but by an enigmatic character known only as The Accountant (a scene-stealing William Fichtner from Entourage and Prison Break), who has been sent by the Devil to bring Milton back to hell.
Milton is mad, bad and hell-bent on achieving his goal. He’s breaking all the rules, but what are they gonna do – not let him back in?

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Completely over the top action sequences that were a lot of fun. The motel shoot-out was very good.
- Amber Heard was made for this role. Sassy, take-no-crap attitude is perfect. She's good to look at also.
- William Fichtner is great as The Accountant and Billy Burke is also good as the cult leader.
- The film wasn't afraid to be a little unconvential in its direction for a studio film. It's firmly tongue in cheek whilst not becoming a parody of itself.
Cons:
- Although Nicolas Cage isn't terrible here, he is the weak link. One facial expression and quite monotonous line delivery, whilst applicable for some scenes, isn't necessary all the way through.
- The supernatural aspect gets silly and sometimes even lost among all the action.
- The dialogue isn't quite up to the standard you would hope. There are some good segments, but it mainly falls to the wayside.
Overall:
Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 12, 2012, 07:55:14 PM
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Fierce Creatures (1997)

Overview:
Jamie Lee Curtis, John Cleese, Michael Palin and Academy Award® Winner* Kevin Kline follow their smash hit A Fish Called Wanda with another hilarious farce. A quaint English zoo is the setting for a riotous revolt after the zoo director attempts to rid the park of its cute, cuddly animals and display only "fierce creatures."

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Sure, this isn't as good as A Fish Called Wanda, but it was great to see the cast reunited (Jamie Lee Curtis, Kevin Kline, Michael Palin and Jamie Lee Curtis) for another above average comedy.
- Some of the dialogue is hilarious, especially Cleese's freudian slips when talking with Curtis and the misinformed information about Cleese's sexdrive.
- Good to see Ronnie Corbett in a nice little role as the man in charge of the sealions. He had some enjoyable little moments.
- Kline handles playing two characters very well with enough distinction between the two.
Cons:
- After a while, Palin's character becoming a little annoying. Would've liked his character to be cut down a little.
- Although funny and above average in a general sense, the script is not at as high a standard as we might expect from Cleese.
- Some of the business meeting scenes outstay their welcome.
Overall:
Underrated comedy that is recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 12, 2012, 11:16:37 PM
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Beethoven (1992)

Overview:
Fall in love with the big-hearted, wet-nosed star of this outrageous comedy hit from producer Ivan Reitman. With nefarious dognappers hot on his heels, an adorable puppy named Beethoven adopts the unsuspecting Newton family – and promptly grows up into 185 pounds of romping, drooling, disaster-prone St. Bernard!
Charles Grodin is George, the none-too-thrilled father whose disdain for the cuddly canine becomes the target of unspeakable animal experimentation.
Now it's up to George to save the day in this fetching adventure...

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Ummm, kind of nostalgic I suppose.
- Good viewing for a family.
- Charles Grodin looking pissed off and David Duchovny getting dragged on a garden chair.
- Bonnie Hunt, Oliver Platt, Patricia Heaton and Stanley Tucci. Always good to see them.
Cons:
- Not as good as I remember when I was nine.
- The kids were annoying and not very good at acting.
- Only one funny moment that got more than a smile. Not enough for a family comedy.
- Straightforward unoriginal story.
Overall:
Uninspiring but not rubbish. Rent it. 2.5/5
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Post by: Jimmy on April 13, 2012, 01:42:01 AM
I guess my nieces and nephews would like it because of the dog... there are less than 10 years old kids so they don't ask a lot to a movie contrary to their uncle :laugh:
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Post by: goodguy on April 13, 2012, 09:12:34 AM
Seems like you got a batch of German DVDs. I kinda liked Drive Angry - stupid, but fun. I guess they tried to top Shoot 'Em Up with the motel scene, but unfortunately more nudity didn't make it better.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 13, 2012, 01:11:13 PM
Seems like you got a batch of German DVDs.

Yeah, one Amazon seller seems to be pretty cheap right now and is based in Germany. Can't even remember the sellers name but the package says medimops.com or something like that on it. Stupidly low prices on the two items I grabbed recently. Final Destination 4 3D Blu-ray was £1.65 and Drive Angry was £1.67. I have picked up a number of German releases over the years. A few Rapid Eye releases like Shark Skin Man and Peach Hip Girl plus some horrors like Amazonas and The Class of 1984 from companies like Marketing Film before these movies were made available elsewhere.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 14, 2012, 11:33:17 PM
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Diagnosis: Death (2010)

Overview:
Featuring the hilarious trio from Flight of the Conchords (Bret McKenzie, Rhys Darby & Jermaine Clement) this slick comedy horror is a riotous and gruesome nod to Peter Jackson's (Lord of the Rings) early films.
A supernatural force brings together two lost souls undergoing radical treatment at an experimental drug-testing facility, but when the facility is locked down for the weekend and the drugs take effect, the human guinea pigs experience sinister hallucinations pointing to a horrific double murder.
Unsure of where reality stops, the apparitions become more and more threatening until the only way to leave the facility alive is to solve this haunting secret.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Some of the dialogue is brilliantly dark.
- Suze Tye as Nurse Bates was just the right amount of creepy for the character.
- Cameos from the stars of Flight of the Conchords.
Cons:
- The comedy is very hit and miss and they don't always make the best out of the situations.
- The storyline is a little weak and it isn't helped by a mainly average cast.
- Predictable ending.
Overall:
An interesting indie horror-comedy from New Zealand that just falls short of the mark. Rent it. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 16, 2012, 01:52:14 AM
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Cheaters (2000)

Overview:
At Chicago's Steinmetz High School the kids are branded no-hopers from day one. But English teacher Dr Gerard Plecki (Jeff Daniels) is determined his team of underdogs will make it to the national championships in the Illinois Academic Decathlon. Not only that. They'll also beat their cross-town rivals - the privileged kids at Whitney Young High.
The odds are stacked against Plecki and his motley crew, until along comes the chance of a lifetime: guaranteed victory. Reluctantly Plecki agrees to a plan that is destined to change his life and the lives of his students forever.
Based on the real life cheating scandal of 1995, 'Cheaters' takes a dark and uncompromising look at high school life in America and asks the question: Is winning everything?

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Jeff Bridges is very good as the teacher and Paul Sorvino is very good as the principal.
- Earlyish role for Jena Malone who is certainly the most exceptional cast member here and she shows her star qualities which have now come to full fruition.
- I always like endings when a film is based on a true story and they tell you what happened to each character in the following years, and how some still maintain they never cheated.
- Stockwell has done well, in that you route for the Steinmetz team despite the fact they are cheating.
Cons:
- Hard to tell just how much has been creatively exaggerated. Would've been nice to have a retrospective featurette or interviews with some of those involved included on the DVD.
- At the end of the day, these kids cheated other hard working students, but the Whitney Young students are made to look bad because they are a magnet school.
- The scene in which the kids are interrogated by the schoolboard seemed misplaced.
Overall:
An interesting true story, made into a solid movie. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 16, 2012, 04:22:12 AM
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Heart of the Dragon (1985)

Overview:
Showcases the most powerful physical fight sequences of Jackie Chan's illustrious career!
International action-superstar, Jackie Chan, plays Fung Tat, a hard-hitting cop who sacrifices his dreams to care for his only brother: a childlike innocent whose endearing simplicity renders him an unsuspecting victim of a kidnap conspiracy.
In a deadly race against the clock, Fung is torn between duty and devotion, as he risks everything in a daring attempt to liberate his brother in exchange for a top-level police informant.
Combines emotion, drama and world-class fight and stunt sequences in one explosive package!

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- When is a Jackie Chan / Sammo Hung collaboration NOT good? I've heard this described as a martial arts version of Rain Man.
- A really fun car chase, and an action-packed finale.
- There's some crazy non-politically correct humour based around Hung's character... but you can't help but laugh.
- Although the above comedy scenes may go a bit far at times for most, there are also some very good touching scenes about the relationship between the brothers.
Cons:
- Not as much martial arts as most Chan/Hung movies.
- The product placements get a little annoying, and overly obvious towards the end.
- Biao Yuen and Sammo get next to no fighting scenes, leaving it all to Chan.
Overall:
A bit of a change of pace for Chan/Hung but a lot of fun nonetheless. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 16, 2012, 06:29:52 AM
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Highlander II: The Quickening

Overview:
Years after battling the Kurgan in Scotland and New York, Connor MacLeod (CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT) and his suave mentor, Juan Villa-Lobos Ramirez (SEAN CONNERY), are back, tracking time warps and new adventures in this all action sequel, again directed by Russell Mulcahy.
The Kurgan may have been vanquished – remember decapitation is the only way an immortal can be killed – but there now there are new and more powerful foes to counter in an even more hostile world.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The end credits eventually rolled.
Cons:
- Everything leading up to the end credits. Acting was awful, storyline made little sense and action was poor poor poor.
Overall:
Skip it. 1/5
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Post by: Achim on April 16, 2012, 06:48:30 AM
Have you seen the Director's Cut, or "improved" Cut (I haven't). It takes out the whole alien angle and keeps the story on earth.
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Post by: Jimmy on April 16, 2012, 09:00:46 AM
- Everything leading up to the end credits. Acting was awful, storyline made little sense and action was poor poor poor.
This is probably why I can't remember this film at all, even if I'm sure I saw it when it was on the big screen. I was at the movie theatre each week in my early twenties and the first one was great so it's a given I paid big buck to see this as I hated the half price night.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 16, 2012, 06:38:38 PM
Have you seen the Director's Cut, or "improved" Cut (I haven't). It takes out the whole alien angle and keeps the story on earth.

This is my first viewing of Highlander 2 ever. Maybe I'll check out this cut at some point, but I won't be in a rush.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 17, 2012, 01:06:07 AM
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Blue Streak (1999)

Overview:
After spending two years in jail, cocky fast-taking jewel thief Miles Logan finds himself on the 'right side' of the law. Now a free man, Logan is determined to retrieve the stolen diamond that he hid in a building under construction on the night of his arrest.
But by a stroke of bad luck, the building in question has since become a police station! Unfazed by this obstacle, Logan manages to con his way into the building by posing as a police detective with hilarious results!
His lively and unorthodox style of working often raises an eyebrow or two from his colleagues and certainly gets him noticed, but does he finally manage to get his hands on that diamond?

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- There are some good set pieces here, especially some of the car stunts.
- The majority of the supporting cast, in particular Luke Wilson, Richard C. Sarafian and Peter Greene are enjoyable.
- I really like the idea behind the plot, a bank robber released from jail pretending to be a cop to retrieve a diamond he hid before his arrest.
- This is the right vehicle for Martin Lawrence, and it's better than some of his tat like Black Knight.
Cons:
- It's not as fun or explosive as Bad Boys, another action comedy where Lawrence also plays a cop (though for real). I just kept thinking this film needed a Will Smith to star alongside him.
- Dave Chappelle. Won't somebody please just do the world a favour and stop him?
- It consistently made me grin, but it hasn't got any real laugh out loud moments.
Overall:
Average comedy that's worth a cheap buy. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 17, 2012, 05:01:42 AM
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The Transporter (2002)

Overview:
Buckle up for "a slick enjoyable ride" (The Sun) that delivers "a medley of stunning fight sequences" (The Times).
Frank Martin (Jason Statham - Snatch) is the best at what he does: transporting dangerous or illegal goods with no questions asked. But his latest shipment, a beautiful young woman kidnapped by international slave traders, brings deadly complications to his delivery plans. Now Frank must kick into overdrive in a nonstop, action-packed fight to save his precious cargo - and his life.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The opening car chase is one of the best car chases since the turn of the century.
- Some cracking action choreography, especially the bus fight and Statham's house being blown to pieces.
- Jason Statham was born for this sort of role. He kicks, punches, grimaces throughout with ease.
- Shu Qi is also excellent as the not so helpless reason Statham's character breaks his own rules.
Cons:
- Nothing massively original. Even the bike pedals being used in the grease fight was done in one of the Once Upon a Time in China movies.
- All the characters are as stereotypical they come.
- The dialogue can leave a lot to be desired.
Overall:
You might not be impressed by the storyline, but the action sequence can be mindblowing. Recommended as a popcorn flick. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 17, 2012, 10:01:14 PM
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Trespass (2011)

Overview:
Kyle and Sarah Miller have it all: a huge gated house on the water, fancy cars, and the potential for romance in their relationship. He's just back from a business trip (he brokers diamonds) and their teen daughter Avery is sneaking out to a party, when four thugs in security uniforms and ski masks stage a home invasion. They want what's in the safe: cash and diamonds. Kyle stalls them, trying to negotiate for Sarah's freedom. Over the next few hours, the back stories of the four robbers (two brothers, a girlfriend, and the representative of a local drug kingpin) as well as the fault lines in Kyle and Sarah's marriage come into play. Is there room here for heroism?

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Jordana Spiro is good as junkie villain Petal. Sometimes overplays it but does well.
- Liana Liberato shows promise as an actress. Didn't get a huge chance here but did as well as the script would allow.
- Some of the plot points were interesting (just poorly conceived).
Cons:
- Won't somebody bring back 90's Nic Cage? Con Air, The Rock, Snake Eyes, Leaving Las Vegas...
- Nicole Kidman. A favourite actress of mine, very wooden here. She looked like she knew she was onto a loser.
- I love home invasion movies but this is one of the poorer ones in recent memory. Panic Room, Firewall and Hostage were all much better.
- The writing. It repeats itself screaming "Run" at every opportunity and the little side arcs to the story added nothing.
Overall:
Don't be tempted by Kidman's name. Skip it. 2/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 18, 2012, 01:26:01 AM
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The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn (2011)

Overview:
Globally beloved young reporter Tintin and his fiercely loyal dog Snowy--iconic characters, created by Herge--are brought to life in world-wide smash hit, The Adventures of Tintin.
After discovering a model ship carrying an explosive secret, Tintin and his friends find themselves in the crosshairs of a diabolical villain. From the high seas to the sands of the North African deserts, every new twist and turn sweeps viewers to ever greater levels of thrills, peril and adventure.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- There are no two ways about it, the animation is gorgeous.
- Film flows very well and the set pieces are fantastic. Loved the airplane scenes.
- The cast selected were absolutely spot on. Jamie Bell, Nick Frost, Simon Pegg and Daniel Craig should all be very happy with themselves.
- The score by John Williams represents each scene perfectly.
Cons:
- The alcoholism jokes for Captain Braddock were overused. A welcome addition and I'm glad they didn't bow to possible controversy, but it got a little boring after a while.
- Some of the side characters just weren't needed.
Overall:
Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 18, 2012, 04:33:59 AM
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Getting Even with Dad (1994)

Overview:
He's not getting mad, he's Getting Even With Dad. Small time crook Ray Gleason just committed the perfect crime, but it took one small thing to screw it up... a visit from his son. Because after a lifetime of being ignored, Timmy is getting even! Macaulay Culkin and Ted Danson join forces in this hilarious and heartwarming comedy about an enterprising kid who finds the ideal way to make his father into the dad he never had. A little love, a little kindness... and a little blackmail.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Ted Danson, Saul Rubinek and Gailard Sartain all gel together really well as the robbers.
- There's a bit of humour for everybody. Physical comedy for the kids and a bit of humour aimed for directly at the adults.
- It's well paced, and although it never fully finds its feet, it doesn't outstay its welcome.
Cons:
- Macaulay Culkin. I hate to say it, but you can see he was starting to get burnt out and didn't look like a happy kid. After 1994 he took a long nine year break from movies.
- It starts to get funny but then the style changes and it just never gets the right footing to keep you fully entertained.
- Hector Elizonda is criminally underused.
- It all leads to a very obvious ending. Not an ounce of originality to be found.
Overall:
It's not a bad family comedy, it just isn't that good either. It's the definition of nineties live action, lazy, mediocre movie-making aimed at kids. It's watchable, but there are much better and much worse out there. Low end of rent it. 2.5/5
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Post by: Achim on April 18, 2012, 06:49:37 AM
- Won't somebody bring back 90's Nic Cage? Con Air, The Rock, Snake Eyes, Leaving Las Vegas...
He died and now this other guy is in charge...

Well, a good director can reign (sp?) him in, he just does all this standard action fare most of the time and those director's either can't get him there or just don't care.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 18, 2012, 06:34:16 PM
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Club Dread (2004)

Overview:
Welcome to Coconut Pete's Pleasure Island, a booze-soaked vacation resort where high-spirited fun soon takes a deadly turn - leaving the island's hilarioulsy inept staff to battle a machete-wielding maniac as they fight to survive another day in paradise.
Filled with side-splitting humour, scary slasher scenes, and plenty of bikini-clad babes, Broken Lizard's Club Dread is a comedy to die for!

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Fun horror parody with some reasonable laughs throughout.
- Some good kill scenes, if unoriginal.
- Jordan Ladd, Brittany Daniel, Tanja Reichart etc etc... Perfect totty for a horror movie.
- Had to love the real life drunken Pac-Man game.
Cons:
- Nothing new. There are better and funnier horror parodies out there.
- Jay Chandrasekhar's character. Instantly annoying, especially his English accent.
- The story and the film is pretty forgettable afterwards.
- The cast are generally quite mediocre. Even Bill Paxton struggles as Coconut Pete.
Overall:
Average throughout with nothing standout. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: Najemikon on April 18, 2012, 09:44:58 PM
I didn't like Club Dread at all. Jay Chandrasekhar's character would have been offensive if it was any good and none of the others were any better. Part of the reason I disliked it so much was because I really liked Broken Lizard's other films, Super Troopers and Beerfest. The same actors just basically play themselves and lark around, so the end result is much better. Highly recommend those two.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 18, 2012, 09:58:05 PM
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Men with Brooms (2002)

Overview:
Paul Gross stars as the leader of a recently reunited curling team from a small Canadian town. This offbeat comedy follows the team as they work through their respective life issues and struggle to win the championship for the sake of their late coach.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Not many comedies out there about curling, so although it's similar to many other sporting comedies, it still has a refreshing touch.
- Cracking little cameo by The Tragically Hip. Shame it was such a small one though.
- Well cast for the most part, particularly Paul Gross, Leslie Nielsen and Molly Parker.
- A good mixture of characters, each getting their own little subplot which doesn't detract from the main story.
Cons:
- Some of the humour would've been better if it had been pulled off in a more subtle manner.
- I'm no curling expert, but even I could see the way points were being added during the games were well off.
- Unsurprising and formulaic ending, that is just like most other sports comedies out there.
Overall:
Formulaic sports comedy. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 18, 2012, 10:02:35 PM
I didn't like Club Dread at all. Jay Chandrasekhar's character would have been offensive if it was any good and none of the others were any better. Part of the reason I disliked it so much was because I really liked Broken Lizard's other films, Super Troopers and Beerfest. The same actors just basically play themselves and lark around, so the end result is much better. Highly recommend those two.

I've seen both and thought they were also 3/5's. Found Super Troopers a little overrated though loved the scene where they pull over the stoners. The characters were funnier in Super Troopers but I found the story in Club Dread, whilst forgettable, better thought out. Beerfest I need to see again before really saying much more. From what a friend of mine has said, The Slammin' Salmon is their best. I've not seen it though.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 19, 2012, 12:43:00 AM
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The Warriors (1979)

Overview:
Director Walter Hill claims his turf with 'The Warriors' Ultimate Director's Cut! It's the stunning, must-see version of the classic film, loaded with special features that pack extra punch. The Warriors are ready to fight their way back to Coney Island, but standing in their path are some of the baddest, out-for-blood gangs in New York City. It'll take every bit of street smarts and every weapon they can find to make it back alive!

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- David Patrick Kelly as Luther. He isn't in it much but he's an important character. He's chilling during his infamous line: "Warriors.... come out to pla-ay".
- Walter Hill shot some cracking scenes that maybe go unnoticed in the overall story. When the 'prom' kids get on the subway and sit across from Swan and Mercy, the difference between the lives the characters obviously have is excellently put forward and the silence is deafening.
- Considering the cast are (or were at the time) relatively unknowns, they have been selected very well and none of the gang members look out of place.
- The way the story is narrated by a radio presenter is brilliant.
- A very interesting take on the ancient Greek tale Anabasis.
Cons:
- Some of the gangs just felt too 'comicy' to be menacing.
- On occasion, the dialogue is slightly clunky.
Overall:
A great tale of survival and one of Walter Hill's best. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: Najemikon on April 19, 2012, 12:47:15 AM
I didn't like Club Dread at all. Jay Chandrasekhar's character would have been offensive if it was any good and none of the others were any better. Part of the reason I disliked it so much was because I really liked Broken Lizard's other films, Super Troopers and Beerfest. The same actors just basically play themselves and lark around, so the end result is much better. Highly recommend those two.

I've seen both and thought they were also 3/5's. Found Super Troopers a little overrated though loved the scene where they pull over the stoners. The characters were funnier in Super Troopers but I found the story in Club Dread, whilst forgettable, better thought out. Beerfest I need to see again before really saying much more. From what a friend of mine has said, The Slammin' Salmon is their best. I've not seen it though.

Fair points. I think I prefer them when they aren't trying! Not seen Salmon so I'll have to look it up.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 19, 2012, 03:12:52 AM
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The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)

Overview:
More rude, nude & crude than the version seen in cinemas!
With the General Lee tanked up for car-crashin' action and with more laughs than a dog has fleas, this big-screen version of the long-running TV series is big-time fun. Johnny Knoxville, Seann William Scott, Jessica Simpson, Burt Reynolds, Willie Nelson and more help keep the pedal to the metal for 100-MPH laughs. Stars, comedy, spills and thrills - 'The Dukes Of Hazzard's' got it all, y'all!
And on top of that, this 'DVD-Exclusive Unseen Version' features 'outrageous footage not shown in cinemas'. These good ol' boys just got better - and you're in for a whole lot more fun!

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Willie Nelson as Uncle Jesse. He has the right sort of screen presence for the role.
- Burt Reynolds as Boss Hogg. Really thought he did well, and loved the scene where he visits the Dukes in jail.
- The General Lee. They've done very well recreating the car and the stunts that go with it, look great.
- Jessica Simpson, whilst she pales in comparison acting wise to Catherine Bach, at least looks the part.
Cons:
- The story takes too much of a backseat and is more an excuse to string together the set pieces.
- Although I thought the casting overall was good, the characters themselves weren't as likeable as the TV show.
- Roscoe was one of my favourite characters in the TV show, here he is hardly noticeable.
- Seann William Scott and Johnny Knoxville were ok, but the casting could've been better for the Dukes.
Overall:
Unfairly hated on IMO. Sure the story is ropey but the movie is still plenty of fun to chill out to and watch. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 19, 2012, 03:14:40 AM
btw Jon, I had no intention of viewing a Chandredsekhar directed movie after Club Dread, but decided on some rewatches today and random.org selects all. Funny how things work out sometimes. :laugh:


Note: If anyone missed it, I meant The Dukes of Hazzard, bottom of page 35.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 19, 2012, 01:40:42 PM
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U2: Rattle and Hum (1988)

Overview:
A concert movie on an unprecedented scale. Rattle And Hum captures U2 – on and off the stage – during their triumphant Joshua Tree tour. From the giant technicolour stadium celebrations to the black-and-white intensity of the indoor shows, this is U2 at their best. Follow the group across America, exploring new influences, playing with the legendary B.B. King, on a journey which takes them from Dublin to Graceland, from San Francisco to the streets of Harlem, from The Joshua Tree to Rattle And Hum.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- U2 singing "With Or Without You" with the church choir in Harlem makes the hair on your neck stand up. Phenomenal.
- There's some good behind-the-scenes footage, but more importantly, some cracking concert footage.
- The music is from U2's heyday IMO and the best they have ever performed.
Cons:
- I would've liked some more interesting interviews and a bit more depth.
- Whilst one of the greatest bands of all-time, I find it hard to look past Bono being a complete twat.
Overall:
The great music overshadows Bono's pretentiousness. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 20, 2012, 01:42:43 PM
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Make It Happen (2008)

Overview:
Lauryn is a girl from small-town Indiana who moves to Chicago with dreams of entering the Chicago School of Music and Dance. But after rejection and a series of misfortunes she finds herself working in a burlesque club. The club proves to be a place of conflict and self-discovery, helping Lauryn to realize that even though plans may change, dreams never do.
From the writer of SAVE THE LAST DANCE and STEP UP and starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead (DIE HARD 4.0) MAKE IT HAPPEN is the uplifting story of how hard work and determination can make any dream come true.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Better music choices than most films of this sub-genre.
- The characters were likeable, and the cast capable. Mary Elizabeth Winstead isn't the most obvious choice, but she does ok.
- The dancing scenes in the club were well shot, and not overlong.
Cons:
- Another mediocre movie in an already flooded sub-genre.
- The story is as formulaic as they come. If you can't see the ending a mile off, you're braindead.
- There are no outstanding performances from any of the cast.
Overall:
- If you enjoyed films like Save the Last Dance, you'll enjoy this. If not, you won't. Simples. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 20, 2012, 05:27:38 PM
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Legion (2009)

Overview:
At a remote desert truck stop, the fate of the world will be decided. The armies of evil are massing and the only thing standing in their way is the Archangel Michael (Paul Bettany, THE DA VINCI CODE). Fully armed and ready for battle, he is joined by a group of strangers who are about to become unwitting soldiers on the frontline of the Apocalypse. Their mission: protect a waitress and her sacred unborn child from the relentless, bloody siege of the demonic legion. With a cast that includes Dennis Quaid (G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA), Tyrese Gibson (TRANSFORMERS) and Lucas Black (JARHEAD), get ready for the ultimate fight between good and evil.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Some very good special effects in parts (not all of it is CGI), really giving the movie the feel of apocalypstic danger. Major note to the toddler in the final act. Freaky as hell.
- A great little cameo by Doug Jones as the ice cream man. Blink and you'll miss it.
- We have a well assembled cast; even Lucas Black and Tyrese Gibson suit their roles.
- The fight scene between Michael and Gabriel was very enjoyable.
Cons:
- It just feels a bit of a mess structurally. It needed to pick the direction it wanted to go in, and stick with it.
- It ends a little too abruptly in my opinion. Feels rushed.
- The dialogue is sometimes drawn out, taking away from the tense feel of the situation.
Overall:
Harshly dealt with by critics, Legion is watchable but flawed. 3/5
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Post by: Achim on April 20, 2012, 08:00:14 PM
I have a soft spot for this kind of film. Overall I liked The Propjecy (which I saw at a festival when it was still God's Army) better than this. Too bad the Blu-ray gets so bad reviews on the picture quality (well, on the film too, but I know what I am getting into :laugh:)
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 20, 2012, 09:22:47 PM
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Nine (2009)

Overview:
"NINE" is a vibrant and provocative film that follows the life of world famous film director Guido Contini (Daniel Day-Lewis) as he reaches a creative and personal crisis of epic proportions, while balancing the numerous women in his life including his wife (Marion Cotillard), his mistress (Penélope Cruz), his film star muse (Nicole Kidman), his confidant and costume designer (Judi Dench), an American fashion journalist (Kate Hudson), the whore from his youth (Fergie) and his mother (Sophia Loren). Nine is directed by Academy-Award® winning director of Chicago, Rob Marshall.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Marion Cotillard, Penelope Cruz, Nicole Kidman and Kate Hudson in the one movie? Yay.
- The "big" musical scenes and the choreography are top notch.
Cons:
- The story bored me. It felt lazy, contrived and I just didn't get interested.
- Daniel Day-Lewis. A fantastic actor made to look an absolute fool here.
- The characters were unlikeable and I couldn't have cared less about any of them.
Overall:
Apart from recent movies being flops, Rob Marshall is just like the main director character. He's run out of ideas and has no script. Starpower alone cannot save a movie. Skip it. 1.5/5
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Post by: Najemikon on April 20, 2012, 10:37:08 PM
I've heard this film is bad, but have you ever seen 8½ (Otto e mezzo) (http://www.dvdcollectorsonline.com/index.php/topic,7445.msg147126.html#msg147126)? Nine was supposed to be some sort of tribute. I wondered how it compared directly at least. Probably not well!
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 20, 2012, 10:48:56 PM
I haven't, but is now on my radar thanks.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 21, 2012, 09:47:02 PM
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Moneyball (2011)

Overview:
Oakland A’s general manager Billy Beane (Brad Pitt) challenges the system and defies conventional wisdom when he is forced to rebuild his small-market team, on a limited budget. Despite opposition from the old guard, the media, fans and their own field manager (Philip Seymour Hoffman), Beane - with the help of a young, number-crunching, Yale-educated economist (Jonah Hill) - develops a roster of misfits and changes the way the game is played forever.
Nominated for Six Academy Awards® including Best Picture!

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Using a more statistical approach in selecting players makes for an interesting storyline and the fact it's based on a true story makes it all the more intriguing.
- Brad Pitt, Jonah Hill and Phillip Seymour Hoffman. All well picked cast members. Wasn't sure Hill had it in him for this sort of role but he is an undervalued actor, whilst PSH continues to be one of the best in the business.
- It's well written and easily approachable for a non-baseball fan like myself.
- Bennett Miller's long-awaited follow up to Capote was worth the wait overall.
Cons:
- The scenes involving his wife (Robin Wright) and his daughter. They didn't really fit and affected the pacing a little.
- I also didn't like the scenes focusing on Pitt during game time as this also slowed the film down quite a bit.
Overall:
Certainly a solid film, but should not of been nominated for an Oscar for Best Picture. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 22, 2012, 02:14:36 AM
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Justice (2011)

Overview:
High school teacher Will Gerard (Nicolas Cage) lives a life of content domesticity with his beautiful wife Laura (January Jones) until one night’s horrific events turns their world upside when Laura is left for dead after being violently attacked.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Guy Pearce. A fine Australian actor who does the business here as Simon.
- More good support in the way of January Jones, Xander Berkeley, David Jensen, Harold Perrineau and Jennifer Carpenter.
- The story is solid enough until it gets a bit silly in the second half. Some interesting twists on the vigilante stance.
- Donaldson's direction is smooth and well paced. It's a technically well made thriller.
Cons:
- Nicolas Cage. This movie is right for him but it just failed to bring much life into his character.
- The conspiracy theories do get a tad 'too' ludicrous eventually.
- I would've liked to have seen the reporter have a more of a substantial role.
- A background flashback into why Simon's character does what he does could've been a nice touch.
Overall:
Solid thriller that suffers a little from being a little far fetched and from starring Nic Cage. I would still recommend it though. Just. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 23, 2012, 04:09:21 PM
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Griff the Invisible (2010)

Overview:
Griff - office worker by day, superhero by night - has his world turned upside down when he meets Melody, a beautiful young scientist who shares his passion for the impossible.
By day Griff (Ryan Kwanten) is an everyday office worker, in an everyday town. He lives a secluded life, bullied by co-workers (Toby Schmitz) - his protective brother his only friend. By night Griff assumes his other identity, roaming the dark streets protecting the innocent and the vulnerable from the dangers that lurk in the shadows - he is the hero, GRIFF THE INVISIBLE.
Increasingly concerned by Griff's eccentric behaviour, his brother (Patrick Brammall) attempts to draw him back into the 'real world'. In doing so he introduces Griff to Melody (Maeve Dermody) an equally eccentric and charming girl.
Fascinated by Griff's idiosyncrasies, which are equal only to her own, Melody begins to fall for Griff. As Griff is forced to face up to realities of a mundane world, it is up to Melody to rescue GRIFF THE INVISIBLE for the sake of herself, Griff and their love for each other.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- A new and refreshing take on superhero movies, though I wouldn't strictly call it a superhero movie.
- Leon Ford's feature length directorial debut shows he has a lot of promise as a director. Can't wait to see what he comes up with next.
- Ryan Kwanten, Maeve Dermody and David Webb all put in very good understated performances.
- The romantic comedy aspect adds to the joy of this Australian movie, rather than takes away from it.
Cons:
- Sometimes the pacing feels a little mismatched.
- The low production values do take away a little of a polished look in certain scenes.
Overall:
I added this to my rental queue after seeing it listed on goodguy's top films of 2011 list. I'm glad I did. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 25, 2012, 04:57:16 PM
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What's Your Number? (2011)

Overview:
Anna Faris is Ally Darling, a young woman, who decides after hitting the number of 20 lovers, to re-visit all her ex-boyfriends in the hope of finding the man of her dreams...a sassy and hilarious comedy of one woman's unconventional search for love. Includes all the bits too rude for the cinema!

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- This is the right sort of role for Anna Faris. Light, funny, romantic.
- Chris Evans, Ari Graynor and Blythe Danner all give reasonable performances in support.
- Although the outcome is obvious from the start, the journey there is enjoyable enough.
Cons:
- It's nothing new and completely by the numbers.
- A couple of moments drag a little.
- Too many sub-plots with the ex-boyfriend characters that never get a chance.
Overall:
A standard rom-com that suits the cast. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 25, 2012, 05:09:38 PM
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Contagion (2011)

Overview:
Contagion follows the rapid progress of a lethal airborne virus that kills within days. As the fast-moving epidemic grows, the worldwide medical community races to find a cure and control the panic that spreads faster than the virus itself. At the same time, ordinary people struggle to survive in a society coming apart.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- It builds up the tension quite well, and is frighteningly realistic.
- Gwyneth Paltrow is excellent in her short but very important role.
- The film does well to show just how crazy people could get and how bad a serious virus could affect the world quickly.
Cons:
- Although a good cast has been gathered, they are not utilised as well as they should've been.
- The kidnapping subplot with Marion Cotillard doesn't fit the rest of the movie.
- It occassionally felt as though Soderbergh tried to hard and it just didn't come off.
Overall:
I was a little disappointed, but my expectations were high. Still worth your time for at least one viewing though. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 25, 2012, 05:18:12 PM
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8 Mile (2002)

Overview:
8 Mile explores a week in the lives of a group of young people struggling to find their way in urban decay of 1995 Detroit. For people like Jimmy 'Rabbit' Smith, Jr. (EMINEM) and his friends, hip-hop is the only thing standing between them and the void.
Rabbit knows his ticket out is through his rhymes, but to succeed, he has to channel his anger into his lyrics, and face the showdown of his life.
From Academy Award® winning producer/director Curtis Hanson† (L.A. CONFIDENTIAL) and Academy Award® winning producer Brian Grazer˜, "8 Mile" is one of the most critically acclaimed movies of the year. Featuring outstanding performances from Eminem+, Academy Award® winner Kim Basinger**, Brittany Murphy and Mekhi Phifer, the crictically acclaimed "8 Mile" is one of the most talked about movies of the year.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- As much as many people hate it, listen to the lyrics in the rap battles. Very clever and help tell the story.
- Eminem isn't as bad as an actor as one would expect. Brittany Murphy is also very good in her role.
- Regardless of how close to the truth this autobiographical movie is, it is fascinating viewing and continues Curtis Hanson's form.
- The scene in which they burn down the paedophiles house is very well done. No Hollywood gloss.
Cons:
- Editing could've been tighter. Some scenes have long shots that aren't required.
- Kim Basinger is perhaps miscast. I warmed to her as the story went on, but I believe a better choice could've been made.
Overall:
Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 25, 2012, 05:27:31 PM
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Sand Sharks (2011)

Overview:
Prehistoric sand-dwelling sharks are unleashed on the island of White Sands when an underwater earthquake cracks open a crater deep beneath the ocean surface. The most menacing beats to ever rule the waters now rule the sand; with their monster appetities they mercillessly feast on anything that crosses their path.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- It's completely silly, very OTT fun.
- Some of the special effects are quite good for a film of this budget range and ilk.
Cons:
- It's nothing new and there are better shark attack movies.
- The acting is hilariously bad, in particular Brooke Hogan's attempt at being a marine biologist.
- Dialogue is poorly written and contrived.
Overall:
If you enjoy these silly creature features, there are worse out there than this. I thought it was so bad it was good. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 25, 2012, 05:35:49 PM
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Husk (2011)

Overview:
When a murder of crows smash into the windshield, a group of young friends are forced to abandon the vehicle, leaving them stranded beside a desolate cornfield. Hidden deep within the cornfield they find a crumbling farmhouse – but they soon discover that instead of a sanctuary, the house is actually the centre of a terrifying supernatural ritual that they are about to become a part of...

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- A great, if overused setting. Old confined house... cornfield... scarecrow...
- The car crash was done quite well and looked a lot more impressive than the rest of the movie.
- Tammin Sursok is the best cast member here and perhaps someone to look out for if given a chance.
Cons:
- Can a horror film be any more cliched?
- There were several glaring plot holes that annoyed me.
- The majority of the cast are befitting of this below average horror.
- Yawn! Some of the storytelling was beyond boring.
Overall:
Below average scares. 2/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 25, 2012, 05:37:39 PM
Sorry RossRoy for posting several in a row. Playing catch up and got 17 to go later...
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 26, 2012, 01:47:02 PM
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The Duchess (2008)

Overview:
A chronicle of the life of the 18th century aristocrat Georgiana, Duchess of Devonshire, an ancestor of Princess Diana who was alernately celebrated and reviled for her extravagant political and personal life. From Georgiana's passionate and doomed affair with Earl Grey to the complex ménage à trois with her husband and her best friend, Lady Bess Foster, The Duchess is a very contemporary tale of fame, notoriety and the search for love.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Who would've thought that the story of the Duchess of Devonshire was an interesting one?
- The cast all put in excellent performances, especially Keira Knightley, Dominic Cooper, Hayley Atwell and Ralph Fiennes.
- The costume and set design is absolutely astonishing.
- Dialogue is good for the time, but easy to follow and accessible for the regular viewer.
Cons:
- I didn't like the way it was marketed based on The Duchess' future relative, Princess Diana.
- Although the slow pace is purposeful to see the break-up of the relationship, it is occassionally too slow.
Overall:
An above average costume drama with an excellent British cast. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 26, 2012, 01:50:06 PM
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Gone Baby Gone (2007)

Overview:
Critics are calling Ben Affleck’s directorial debut "impressive."¹ When two young private detectives (Casey Affleck, Good Will Hunting, and Michelle Monaghan, Mission: Impossible III) are hired to take a closer look into the mysterious disappearance of a little girl, they soon unravel a multitude of twists and turns where nothing is what it seems. Ultimately they must risk everything — their relationship, their sanity, and even their lives — in the search to find her. Morgan Freeman and Amy Ryan are electrifying, and "Casey Affleck carries a beautifully understated intensity"² in this mesmerising, edge-of-your-seat crime thriller.

My Thoughts:
Wow. Talk about a morally ambiguous ending that brings up so many talking points. This is much more deeper on so many levels than a simple kidnapping movie. Well written, well paced, perfectly cast, this is a cracking movie. It may even be said that Casey Affleck and Michelle Monaghan put in career defining performances! Highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 26, 2012, 01:52:20 PM
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Skyline (2010)

Overview:
The residents of Los Angeles are awakened in the dead of night by an eerie light beaming through the window. Like moths to a flame, the light source is drawing people outside before they suddenly vanish into thin air.
As the world unravels around them, our band of survivors soon discover they must fight for their lives against the onslaught of a mysterious alien horde.
Who or what are these extraterrestials and how long before mankind succumbs to their overwhelming power?
Skyline is a high velocity special effects bonanza in the tradition of Cloverfield or 2012.

My Thoughts:
I went into these with reasonably low expectations based on what I had heard/read and it's fair to say it isn't a great film. Although the story has a couple of intriguing moments, it's very basic and the dialogue mediocre at best. The acting is between that of a highly praised movie and an Asylum knock-off. The special effects are better than you would think on a $10m budget though and despite some poor outings from the Strause brothers, they could still surprise in the future. Overall, rent it. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 26, 2012, 02:00:39 PM
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Enchanted (2007)

Overview:
A fairy tale comes to life in this thoroughly original, new Disney Classic. Drawing inspiration from its classic heritage, Disney creates an inspired story unlike any you've experienced before. Filled with excitement, fun and incredible music from the legendary Alan Menken, Enchanted is the ultimate fish-out-of-water adventure. For princess-to-be Giselle, life is a fairy tale – until she's banished from the animated land of Andalasia and thrust into the very unmagical, live-action world of modern-day Manhattan. When a cynical, no-nonsense divorce lawyer comes to her aid, little does he realise this joyful, wide-eyed innocent is about to enchant him. Enchanted – the musical comedy that will have your entire family under its spell.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Amy Adams makes a perfect Disney princess. Bubbly personality and she owns the screen here.
- The look and colours of the special effects suit the tone of the movie very well.
- There's some slightly more adult humour well masked to make it enjoyable for all.
- It's well paced and never gets boring.
Cons:
- It's as formulaic a love story as Disney can possibly come up with.
- I did find Patrick Dempsey to be the weak link cast wise.
Overall:
Yes, it is formulaic but it is one of Disney's best live action films of recent years. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 26, 2012, 02:12:35 PM
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Jump In! (2007)

Overview:
Bursting with energy, a brand-new soundtrack and Double Dutch fun, the hit Disney Channel Original Movie Jump In! is now available for the first time ever on DVD – with exciting, never-before-seen bonus features that will have you jumpin'!
Brooklyn teenager Izzy Daniels (Corbin Bleu of High School Musical) is training to become a boxing champ – because it's dad's dream. Yet, intrigued by the cool moves involved in Double Dutch, he agrees to help out his neighbor Mary (Keke Palmer) when she needs a fourth member on her jump rope team. The sport takes more talent and teamwork than Izzy expected, but along the way, he learns its more important to follow his own heart.
Featuring an all-star cast, amazing Double Dutch moves and the coolest music, Jump In! celebrates the power of finding and pursuing your dreams. Own all the excitement and the exclusive extras available only on this Freestyle Edition DVD.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- How many double dutch movies are out there?
- Some of the double dutch stunts and flips admittedly look very impressive.
- Corbin Bleu is a typical Disney star. I doubt he'll manage as big a career after his Disney days though.
Cons:
- The character of Rodney is poorly written and utilised.
- The boxing side of the story gets repetitive.
- You can see the ending coming as soon as the double dutch contest is mentioned.
Overall:
Standard inspirational Disney sports movie with a generally mediocre cast. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 26, 2012, 04:19:18 PM
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The Glimmer Man (1996)

Overview:
The desperate hunt for a serial killer has just got rougher for LAPD homicide detectives Jack Cole and Jim Campbell. They've become partners.
Punches mix with punchlines and the wit hits the fan when Steven Seagal (Under Siege) playes Cole and Keenen Ivory Wayans (TV's In Living Colour) is Campbell in the searing thriller The Glimmer Man. Popular comic Wayans brings his wisecracking stock-in-trade to his hard-hitting role. Action icon Seagal draws on his trademark sock-in-trade, chopping through dynamic martial arts sequences and getting in his own wry comedy chops as well.
Wearing Buddhist prayer beads, relying on ancient potions and living by Eastern philosophies, ex-New Yorker Cole is unlike any partner the street-savvy Campbell has ever seen. The way Campbell sees it, secretive Cole is also something else: suspect No1 in their murder investigation!

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Seagal and Wayans have a good on-screen chemistry. Also Stephen Tobolowsky.
- Full of the hilarious one-liners from Seagal I have come to love.
- Some fun, very OTT action scenes and a reasonably good story.
Cons:
- This is a bu the numbers action thriller. Nothing new here.
- A lot of the lower echelons of the cast leave a lot to be desired.
- Sometimes the fight choreography editing is a bit too choppy, even by Seagal's standards.
Overall:
If you like Seagal, you'll like this. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 26, 2012, 04:25:25 PM
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The Devil's Rejects (2005)

Overview:
From the twisted mind of acclaimed musician and director Rob Zombie, comes The Devil's Rejects - a nerve shreddingly violent road trip through the weirdest parts of America and the darkest corners of your mind.
This grisly tale of mayhem reunites the homicidal members of the Satanic Firefly family as they go on a rampage of senseless slaughter, pursued by a pair of sadistic bounty-hunters and an outlaw sherrif hell-bent on revenge.
When the they finally meet, prepare yourself for one of the most depraved and terrifying showdowns you'll ever see.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Finally, a Rob Zombie movie I haven't felt was overrated.
- Some great cameos from some horror legends along with an impressive main cast.
- The special effects are very well done and the gore comes thick and fast.
- The opening scene sets the movie up brilliantly.
Cons:
- Although very much above average, there's no originality.
- Danny Trejo, as is often the case, was criminally underused.
Overall:
Definately recommended for horror fans. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 27, 2012, 06:26:52 PM
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Mama's Boy (2007)

Overview:
Eccentric Jeffrey Mannus is 29 years old and still lives at home with his mom, Jan. He sees no reason to alter this arrangement, but his perfect world is upended when Jan meets Mert, a motivational speaker. Mert successfully woos Jan and moves in on Jeffrey's territory, something Jeffrey will not tolerate. Jeffrey enlists the aid of an unlikely ally, an aspiring singer-songwriter, Nora, with an anti-establishment penchant and a soft spot for him. As the war between Mert and Jeffrey escalates, something unprecedented happens -- slowly, to both his own surprise and horror, Jeffrey discovers his inner adult.

My Thoughts:
Napoleon Dynamite was an great film in my opinion and Jon Heder suited the role of the title character very much. Everything else? I just don't find him to be a good actor. In Mama's Boy, he is joined by some of cinema's greats including Eli Wallach, Jeff Bridges and Diane Keaton, as well as some other half-decent stars like Anna Faris and it really shows Heder's lack of talent up... fast. Still, if you can get past this, there is a reasonably entertaining comedy tucked away here. The storyline is formulaic, the jokes nothing new, but it was entertaining enough to recommend a low end rental. With a proper lead actor though, it would've been better. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 28, 2012, 09:00:13 PM
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Underdog (2007)

Overview:
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a frog...no, it's Disney's Underdog — a flying, talking canine caped crusader! After an accident in the mysterious lab of mad scientist Dr. Simon Barsinister, an ordinary beagle named Shoeshine finds himself with extraordinary powers...and the ability to talk!
Armed with a fetching superhero costume, Underdog vows to protect the beleaguered citizens of Capital City and, in particular, a beautiful spaniel named Polly Purebred. When a diabolical plot by Barsinister and his overgrown henchman Cad threatens to destroy Capital City, only Underwear...(oops!)...Underdog can save the day. Based on the original hit animated TV series Underdog — your family will love watching the next great hero take a big bite out of crime.

My Thoughts:
I've never seen the cartoon series on which this movie is based so Frederik Du Chau's movie written by Adam Rifkin amongst others, is my first foray into this superhero animal. All I can say, is 'meh'. The acting is standard, the CGI and special effects nothing special and the storyline typically formulaic. Still, I did find there were a couple of laughs, and it's always great to see James Belushi in anything. Some will recognise a young Taylor Momsen amongst the supporting cast and the main voices are supplied by Jason Lee and Amy Adams. If you're a fan of these Disney animal movies, this has a better budget and cast than most, so is worthy of a rental though it's unspectacular. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 28, 2012, 11:42:55 PM
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The Last Seven (2010)

Overview:
Dead Man Running's Tamer Hasan and Danny Dyer explosively reunite for this taut action-thriller in which a cataclysmic event has left London deserted and under the thrall of a sinister presence.
When William (Simon Phillips) awakes from unconsciousness, he finds himself confused and alone in an empty London Street. As he explores the area, he discovers that not only are all the people missing but so are his memories.
A chance encounter teams him up with six other lost souls, led by soldier Jack (Hassan), who are all haunted by fractured memories of a devastating event. After a terrifying attack on one of the survivors, Jack realises they are not the only survivors and the race is on to escape the capital and the darkness that stalks its desolate streets.

My Thoughts:
We, the British, have some of the greatest talent in cinema today. From our directors like Christopher Nolan and James Cameron to our acting supremos like Keira Knightley, Dame Judi Dench, Ben Kingsley, Michael Caine and Kristen Scott Thomas, we are brimming with talent. Unfortunately, like the film industry of any country, we have our z-list annoyances who churn out film after film. Now strangely, I've enjoyed some of Tamer Hassans and Danny Dyers output but this must rank amongst even their worst. Delivering cliched lines poorly in a boring script, there is not much to enjoy in The Last Seven. Director Imran Naqri debuts his lack of ability, although he does manage to get some half decent shots of an 'empty' London, even if it is nowhere near to the standard of that seen in 28 Days Later. There are a couple of reasonable ideas hidden in the plot somewhere, but it doesn't stop it being a very poor film in every aspect which is a blight on the lower end of the British film industry. Skip it. 1/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 29, 2012, 02:57:05 PM
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Three and Out (2008)

Overview:
Paul Callow (Mackenzie Crook) is fed up with city life and driving trains and when two people fall under his train in as many weeks, he really has had enough! Then he hears the 'three and out' rule - three fatal accidents in a month qualifies you for early retirement with 10 years salary... lump sum! Paul suddenly sees a way of clearing his debts and escaping to a better life and all he has to do is find a willing victim. Enter down and out Tommy Cassidy (Colm Meaney) who is willing to help Paul out by being his third fatality, but not before he ties up a few loose ends with his long suffering ex-wife (Imelda Staunton) and his beautiful daughter (Gemma Arterton). Over the course of the weekend, relationships between all four are changed forever but when Monday morning arrives, Paul and Tommy are confronted with the harsh reality of the deal they struck. Surely they won't go through with it. Or will they?

My Thoughts:
After watching The Last Seven and becoming depressed about the British film industry, I decided to chuck on something with better cast members. Three and Out stars Mackenzie Crook, Gemma Arteton, Imelda Staunton and the ever underrated Colm Meaney in what is a bit of a bizarre dramedy. Mackenzie Crook believes he will get ten years salary and early retirement if he kills a third person in a month whilst driving his train so searches for the perfect suicidal man in Meaney. Circumstances of course change and although the film isn't great and the comedy is a lot darker than one may expect, there is enough to enjoy here through a decent, if nothing special, script and the good cast. High end rental. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 29, 2012, 05:27:26 PM
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The Ward (2010)

Overview:
John Carpenter's The Ward, a psychological thriller about a young woman locked in a mysterious mental institution in the 1960s, marks iconic horror master John Carpenter's first feature film in over seven years.
Kristen (Amber Heard), a beautiful but troubled young woman, finds herself bruised, cut, drugged, and held against her will in a remote ward of a psychiatric hospital. She is completely disoriented, with no idea why she was brought to this place and no memory of her life before being admitted. All she knows is that she isn't safe.
The other patients in the ward--four equally disturbed young women--offer no answers, and Kristen quickly realizes things are not as they seem. The air is heavy with secrets, and at night, when the hospital is dark and foreboding, she hears strange and frightening sounds. It appears they are not alone.
One-by-one, the other girls begin to disappear and Kristen must find a way out of this hellish place before she, too, becomes a victim. As she struggles to escape, she will uncover a truth far more dangerous and horrifying than anyone could have imagined.

My Thoughts:
John Carpenter is one of my favourite directors of all time and in the eighties, he made hit after hit. The Ward is his long awaited return to directing after taking a nine year break since 2001's Ghosts of Mars (bar a couple of episodes of Masters of Horror) and is a movie I have wanted to see ever since release, though only now just got around to it. Unfortunately, it isn't a return to his previous form although that doesn't mean it isn't a capable little psychological horror. The atmosphere is superbly brought to our screens and the main cast, made up of reasonably well known actresses such as Amber Heard, Danielle Panabaker, Lyndsy Fonseca and Mika Boorem, do an above average job in their roles. So why am I not shouting about The Ward from the rooftops? Whilst the technical side of things are good, the story isn't fresh and feels tired in parts. Although the dialogue feels right, it is sometimes poorly thought out and leads to a couple of plot holes which the twist at the end re-iterates. Don't get me wrong, this is a good film that is worth a look, but I want the old Carpenter back. 3/5
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Post by: Achim on May 29, 2012, 07:25:00 PM
I entirely gree with you on The Ward. While not a classic of the lies he made in the 80s, it is quite the capable horror trip still, even if the ending is somewhat predictable.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 29, 2012, 08:10:42 PM
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Welcome to the Rileys (2010)

Overview:
Something is wrong at the Riley's. Married for nearly 30 years, Doug and Lois have grown distant after losing their daughter eight years prior. Lois refuses to leave the house while Doug tries to stay away, finding their home depressing. Looking to get away, Doug goes on a business trip to New Orleans. There he meets Mallory (Kristen Stewart), a desperate teenage runaway. Despite her unsettling demeanour he realizes she is in desperate need of paternal guidance, something long missing from his life. The opportunity to care and protect brings new meaning to Doug's empty life. He decides to take a drastic step, sells his business and stays in New Orleans to give Mallory the help she needs. But will Doug really be able to leave his old life behind and find fulfilment in New Orleans?

My Thoughts:
Welcome to the Rileys isn't a film that you should watch if you want to put a smile on your face. It's ultimately a depressing character-driven drama which sees James Gandolfini meet an underage runaway stripper (Kristen Stewart) not long after the death of his own daughter in a car accident. Feeling he can help the situation she is in, he moves in with her, eventually joined by his neurotic wife (Melissa Leo) who blames their daughter's death on herself. They all form a strange emotional bond of sorts as they deal with their issues with themselves and each other. On the outside, it feels like your typical drama. It has a good script, good locations and is well paced but it isn't anything we haven't seen before. The strength of the cast though, puts this at above average and I feel I can recommend it to fans of the cast or fans of this type of movie. Others should rent it first. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 30, 2012, 11:42:26 AM
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Hesher (2010)

Overview:
Hesher is a loner. He hates the world and everyone in it. He has long greasy hair and homemade tattoos. He is malnourished and smokes a lot of cigarettes. He likes fire and blowing things up. He lives in his van, until he meets TJ.

My Thoughts:
This one had pretty much passed me buy on release so I decided to rent it based on the fact it stars Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Natalie Portman. What is underneath, essentially a drama, is hit hard by sparks of dark comedy that can only be described as right in your face rather than subtle. The relationship between Hesher and TJ throughout the film is what really keeps the whole thing together, but the relationship between Hesher and TJ's grandmother is also a delight to watch grow. Portman's character does sometimes feel misplaced but at the same time is needed sometimes to bring the tone back down. Hesher is a difficult film to describe, but I have no problem recommending Spencer Susser's feature-length debut. I look forward to whatever he comes out with next. 3.5/5
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Post by: Achim on May 30, 2012, 05:50:47 PM
I might have to change the wish list priority of Hesher. Thanks or the review, good to know it's not the dark comedy the trailer tries to sell. Wrong expectations could have  easily ruined the movie experience.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 31, 2012, 07:55:23 PM
I might have to change the wish list priority of Hesher. Thanks or the review, good to know it's not the dark comedy the trailer tries to sell. Wrong expectations could have  easily ruined the movie experience.

I do think the trailer, whilst it captures the tone of the comedy, does not capture what the film truly is.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 31, 2012, 08:05:22 PM
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)

Overview:
Our four favourite sewer-dwellers are in search of a new place to call home. Along the way they once again run into the evil Foot Clan and their leader, the Shredder. With the help of April O'Neil, Professor Jordan Perry and pizza delivery boy Keno, the Turtles manage to prevent Shredder from unleashing the mutating formula Mutagen and the monstrous creatures that it creates (Tokka and Rahzar) upon the citizens of New York City. Turtle Power!

My Thoughts:
So it may not be a great cinematic achievement, and it may be lacking on the technical side such as the action choreography and editing, but the second movie is fun, and that makes it worth a look in my opinion. The best actor here is by far François Chau as Shredder, although nods also go to David Warner and of course Ernie Reyes, Jr. who appears to be an extremely talented martial artist (he impressed so much as a stunt double in the first movie, they created the role of Keno specially). Paige Turco is ok as April but there were so many better options for that role IMO. This also has possibly the cheesiest ending you could imagine, with what can only be described as an awesome cameo by Vanilla Ice. If you're a fan of the turtles you'll enjoy this enough to check out, if you aren't a fan, you'll want to avoid. Go ninja, go ninja, go ninja, go. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 01, 2012, 06:05:55 PM
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2-Headed Shark Attack (2012)

Overview:
A small, remote island paradise becomes a terrifyingly isolated tropical nightmare as a group of bikini-clad lovelies, including tabloid favourites CARMEN ELECTRA and BROOKE HOGAN - find themselves at the mercy of a 4 tonne mutant TWO-HEADED SHARK with an unquenchable hunger for human flesh! As the island begins to flood, the girls must race against time to escape the twin jaws of death in this fin-tastic mix of action, monsters and gorgeous girls.

My Thoughts:
Anyone that knows me well enough, knows I have a love for crappy creature features, mainly thanks to laughable acting, dialogue and special effects. Sometimes though, they aren't so bad they're good... they're just bad. Unfortunately, 2-Headed Shark Attack is one of the worst creature features of the current barrage. The special effects are extremely poor, with a lot of reliance on shaking the camera with other technical aspects severely lacking. You know the acting is poor throughout when the best cast performances come from Carmen Electra and Brooke Hogan (who was also in Sand Sharks), and the dialogue doesn't help the fact. Usually, you get a couple of funny hammy lines, but not here. Still, one or two scenes are entertaining and the fact the shark can destroy a speedboat but not a wooden shed that is floating in the water cracks me up. Skip it. 1.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 03, 2012, 01:47:19 PM
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Micmacs (2009)

Overview:
An underground lair serves as the point of inspiration for this deeply whimsical fantasy comedy (with echoes of Jodorowsky's RAINBOW THIEF) from French cause celebre Jean-Pierre Jeunet (AMELIE). The locale is post-9/11 Europe. As arms dealers go head to head with one another in a series of violent skirmishes -- suggesting that an apocalyptic cataclysm may be lingering on the horizon -- the unfortunate Bazil (Dany Boon) still reels from the long-ago death of his father from a roadside bomb, an event that left him orphaned as a boy. Now employed in a low-paying job as a video-store clerk, and still trying to determine how he fits into the scheme of things, he gets hit by a stray bullet from a drive-by shooting and promptly lands in the hospital. Upon release, he finds himself broke and unemployed. Hope soon crops up, however, in the form of Placard (Jean-Pierre Marielle), an ex-convict living in a scrap dump with a motley group of social outcasts.

My Thoughts:
Outside of Alien: Resurrection, I've found all of Jeunet's movies to be very good, in particular A Very Long Engagement. With that, I finally got around to watching 2009's Micmacs. The revenge movie has been very popular since the the early days of cinema, but it's seen a resurgence of late, mainly with steroid-pumped b-movie action stars in movies full of explosions and hammy one-liners. Micmacs is also a revenge movie, but it plays a lot different to the usual genre films. It uses a band of circus sideshow type vigilantes who exact revenge on an illegal French arms dealer but instead of out and out action, it's filled with comic tones and imagination in typical Jeunet style. It does suffer a little at times from being a little too extravagant for its own good, but either way, this is another hit for Jeunet and I look forward to 2013's The Young and Prodigious Spivet. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 03, 2012, 04:19:33 PM
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The Wackness (2008)

Overview:
Set in the sweltering summer of New York 1994, a time when the city was pulsating with hip-hop, The Wackness follows Luke (Josh Peck, MEAN CREEK) a loner kid living out his last summer before university – selling weed, finding an unlikely best friend and falling in love for the first time.
Luke forms a surprising bond with dysfunctional therapist Dr. Squires (Sir Ben Kingsley, SEXY BEAST), exchanging drugs for counselling, as the two embark on a life-changing journey together. Luke learns the hardest lesson of them all as he falls hard for the Doctor's attractive young stepdaughter, Stephanie (Olivia Thirlby, JUNO).
The Wackness is a touching, laugh-out-loud romance with a killer hip-hop soundtrack.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The cast. Josh Peck, Ben Kingsley and Olivia Thirlby are all fantastic here.
- Mary Kate Olsen. She could breakaway from her childhood image easily with roles like this.
- All the pop culture references. Because the film is set in 1994, there are good nods to music and TV of the time.
- The scripting and pace is very good. You care for the characters and hope they get through the tough times.
Cons:
- Method Man. His role is small but there are many talented actors available for these drug dealer roles outside of rappers.
- Surely a druggie looking kid selling drugs from a crappy looking ice cream cart would get caught eventually. Police aren't stupid.
Overall:
- A great effort by all involved with some minor annoyances. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 03, 2012, 06:12:38 PM
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My Dad's Six Wives (2009)

Overview:
Henry (Tim Allen, The Santa Clause, Wild Hogs) has never been a one-woman-man much to the dismay of his daughter Barbara (Elisha Cuthbert, 24).
When Henry dies unexpectedly Barbara's life becomes a living hell as his six eccentric, previously estranged wives resurface to battle it out over his final wishes.
This hilarous and poignant comedy features an all star cast including Andie MacDowell (Four Weddings and a Funeral), Paz Vega (Spanglish), Chris Klein (American Pie) and Jenna Elfman (Keeping the Faith).

My Thoughts:
It's not often we see Tim Allen in a feature movie, probably because his track record is not particularly good, but My Dad's Six Wives, whilst nothing great, is worth a look. Joining Tim Allen you have quite the cast including Jenna Dewan, Jenna Elfman, Elisha Cuthbert, Paz Vega and Andie MacDowell in a comedy about funeral arrangements being decided by several headstrong women. Although there are no real laugh out loud moments, there were several times where I cracked a little smirk, most notably during the 'demolition derby' in the hearse car park or any scene with Eric Christian Olsen. The script is solid, each character gets enough screentime and it doesn't get overly silly. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 04, 2012, 10:03:41 AM
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Night at the Golden Eagle (2001)

Overview:
Two ex-cons are spending their last night in L.A. before leaving town for a life without crime. But on the hottest night of the summer, in the seedy splendour of the Golden Eagle hotel where prostitutes, pimps, drunken bums and young runaways collide, you never know whö's going to turn up dead.

My Thoughts:
Adam Rifkin is better know as a writer than a director, but a friend of mine recommended I check out Night at the Golden Eagle which he wrote and directed. When he said it was depressing, he was right. Rifkin has managed to catch the horrible life that some people live (junkies, ex-cons, hookers) well and without glorifying it in any way. Unfortunately though, he hasn't really told the story as well as the atmosphere he created. It sometimes struggles to find direction (drama? thriller? dark comedy?) and the dialogue is at times clunky. The cast are generally quite good, particularly unknowns Nicole Jacobs and Donnie Montemarano (well unknown for acting... Donnie is a known Mafia figure) and there are suitable roles for Natasha Lyonne, Vinnie Jones and Ann Magnuson also. Overall, it's a bit of a mish-mash, but the feel of the film overcomes some of the downfalls. Worth a rent and I give it a generous 3/5.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 04, 2012, 12:33:56 PM
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The Last House on the Left (2009)

Overview:
Masters of horror Wes Craven and Sean Cunningham revisit their trademark film that launched Craven's directing career and influenced decades of horror films to follow.
After she arrives at her parent's remote lake house, Mari and her friend are kidnapped by a prison escapee and his crew. Terrified, brutally assaulted and left for dead, Mari's only hope is to make it back to her parents. Unfortunately, her attackers unknowingly seek shelter at the same place.
When her family learn the horrifying truth, they make the strangers curse the day they came to The Last House on the Left.

My Thoughts:
Yay, another horror remake I hear you cry! Well, before you dismiss it, give it a go because this version of The Last House on the Left from director Dennis Iliadis is rather good. Whilst the cast is not quite as good as the 1972 original and certain horrific elements are toned down (but still shocking), this remake is more polished and overall, stands on it's own two feet well. The setup is well done, the rape scene is as horrific as it should be and the scenes of revenge devastatingly gory but not completely OTT like with many horror movies. It may lose a bit of the shock factor compared to the original in part, but it makes up for it with tighter dialogue and a more fluent storyline. I recommend both versions as they are both as good as each other, but for different reasons. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 04, 2012, 02:33:43 PM
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Last Chance Harvey (2008)

Overview:
Academy Award® winners Dustin Hoffman (Rain Man) and Emma Thompson (Sense & Sensibility) reunite in Last Chance Harvey, a wonderful London-set romantic comedy that celebrates new beginnings - at any age. Things aren’t going well for New Yorker Harvey Shine (Dustin Hoffman).
He’s lost his job as a jingle writer and his daughter has chosen her stepfather to walk her down the aisle at her wedding - instead of Harvey. But following an unexpected meeting with Kate (Emma Thompson), things finally look like they’re about to change for the better...
It’s a story about first loves, last chances and everything in-between.

My Thoughts:
Dustin Hoffman and Emma Thompson gel together very well and put in performances better than this otherwise standard rom-com-drama is worthy of. Don't get me wrong, the story is enjoyable, the end product is polished and the dialogue fine but it's nothing new and is your typical 'falling in love in adverse circumstances' formulaic plot. There are some nice little side characters who don't have a lot of involvement but are important to the character development that have been written into the script well without being overpowering, in particular, Eileen Atkins as Thompson's overbearing mother. Unfortunately, whilst all the little plus points add up, they can't get past the tired premise. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 04, 2012, 04:55:16 PM
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Mojave Moon (1996)

Overview:
Danny Aiello stars as Al McCord, a nice guy who stumbles into a weekend of wacky intrigue when he impulsively gives Ellie (Angelina Jolie) a ride from Los Angeles to the Mojave Desert. Al never expects Ellie to fall in love with him, nor does he expect to fall for her mother Julie (Anne Archer)! When Julie's lunatic boyfriend Boyd (Michael Biehn) shows up, Al gets more action than he ever counted on. Caught in a hilarious web of bizarre events that can only be explained by the bewitching way of the Mojave Moon, Al's life and loves will never be the same.

My Thoughts:
Danny Aiello stars in this off-the-wall comedy when he give Angelina Jolie a lift to the Mojave. As the story moves on, we get weirder and weirder characters with my personal favourite scene being where Aiello goes to a garage to buy a tyre just as it gets robbed. The garage owner is hilariously insane with no care for his personal safety. Also added to the mix is the possibility of a dead body going missing and the growing love affair between Jolie's mother (Anne Archer) and Aiello. The film does have it's problems though. It's not very well written, some of the editing is a mess and some scenes feel misplaced. Still, it's funny and chaotic enough to be enjoyable and it's also quite possibly the sexiest Jolie has ever looked. 3/5
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Post by: addicted2dvd on June 04, 2012, 07:16:58 PM
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The Last House on the Left (2009)

Overview:
Masters of horror Wes Craven and Sean Cunningham revisit their trademark film that launched Craven's directing career and influenced decades of horror films to follow.
After she arrives at her parent's remote lake house, Mari and her friend are kidnapped by a prison escapee and his crew. Terrified, brutally assaulted and left for dead, Mari's only hope is to make it back to her parents. Unfortunately, her attackers unknowingly seek shelter at the same place.
When her family learn the horrifying truth, they make the strangers curse the day they came to The Last House on the Left.

My Thoughts:
Yay, another horror remake I hear you cry! Well, before you dismiss it, give it a go because this version of The Last House on the Left from director Dennis Iliadis is rather good. Whilst the cast is not quite as good as the 1972 original and certain horrific elements are toned down (but still shocking), this remake is more polished and overall, stands on it's own two feet well. The setup is well done, the rape scene is as horrific as it should be and the scenes of revenge devastatingly gory but not completely OTT like with many horror movies. It may lose a bit of the shock factor compared to the original in part, but it makes up for it with tighter dialogue and a more fluent storyline. I recommend both versions as they are both as good as each other, but for different reasons. Recommended. 4/5

I have both versions... but really didn't care for the original much at all. Hopefully I will like the remake more.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 04, 2012, 11:50:35 PM
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Escape to Victory (1981)

Overview:
This is no ordinary soccer match. This is war! The battlefield: a stadium in occupied Paris. The armies: German all-stars vs. ragtag Allied POWs. The objective: demonstrate another "proof" of Aryan superiority. Guess who wins? Better yet, guess who cleverly uses the match as a means of escape?
Sylvester Stallone, Michael Caine and Max von Sydow star in this rouser directed by the legendary John Huston. The climactic match is a heart-in-the-throat, hat-in-the-air exhibition of brute force and balletic grace featuring soccer legends Pelé, Bobby Moore, Osvaldo Ardiles, Co Prins, Mike Summerbee and more. Score a splendid entertainment goal for Victory!

My Thoughts:
Who would've thought that I would enjoy a movie about the German's getting beat in a game of football? And who would've thought that Sylvester Stallone would not mess it up? Escape to Victory (original title: Victory) is one of those feel good sports movies about a group of POW's who ditch their plan of escaping a football game against the Germans at halftime when they believe they can come back and win, which would be better for the morale of the Allies. We have a whole heap of international football superstars here from Pele to Bobby Moore, Summerbee to Ardiles, and they all do well enough in their supporting roles to Michael Caine and Sly that you can't help but cheer them on and get lost in the spirit of the game. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: Jimmy on June 04, 2012, 11:56:34 PM
First time I read a good review of this... Didn't know it was release on DVD, how is the quality? Transferred from film or tape?
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 04, 2012, 11:58:17 PM
First time I read a good review of this... Didn't know it was release on DVD, how is the quality? Transferred from film or tape?

Which movie? Escape to Victory? If so, then the transfer is average. It's a studio release but some scenes do suffer from a bit of noticeable artefacting but still better than anything VHS can offer.
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Post by: Jimmy on June 05, 2012, 12:42:05 AM
Yes it's the one. The price is really good (I talk about the normal release, the flag coming with the special edition doesn't interest me). I put it my wishlist for a future purchase as all my DVD money is already committed for this month.

Thanks for the review :thumbup:
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 05, 2012, 12:11:38 PM
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The Killing Machine (2010) AKA Icarus

Overview:
There were those who called him Icarus. Everyone else knew him as a divorced father working for an investment company. But they didn't know his other side - his dark side. Because Icarus (Dolph Lundgren) was at his best when he was killing people. For years, he'd worked as a sleeper agent in America - but when the Soviet Empire collapsed, he found himself in a foreign country with no one to trust. Determined to break from his dark past, he started over with a new identity. But you can only escape your past for so long. When a sudden mishap in Hong Kong blows Icarus identity, past and present collide - and the assassin realizes he is now the target. The people that want him dead will stop at nothing to get to him. And that means going after what he cares about most - his wife and daughter. Fighting for his life, Icarus is forced to face the demons of his past to protect the loved ones in his present. He must fight to save the only thing he's ever done right in his life. He needs to uncover who is after him and protect his family, before it's too late.

My Thoughts:
Like Seagal and Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren is one of those old school action stars who is churning out a movie every couple of months. That's fine by me of course, because usually these movies have some corny dialogue and fun action scenes to keep you entertained. Unfortunately, The Killing Machine (AKA Icarus) is not one of the better ones. Whilst you expect the story to be tired, you don't expect it to have quite so many plot holes when it came to the 'enemy' characters. Lundgren does an ok job in the director's chair and allows the film to move quickly and the casting of Stefanie von Pfetten and Samantha Ferris are reasonable decisions that could've been better but also could've been worse. The fight choreography and action scenes are not as good as previous Lundgren films, though there are a couple of entertaining moments, and the script/dialogue is poor, even by genre standards. Overall, it's a lacklustre affair and only for hardcore Lundgren fans. Skip it. 2/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 05, 2012, 04:00:05 PM
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Bamboozled (2000)

Overview:
Bamboozled centers around a black television writer, who is pressured by his television network to come up with a 'coonish' black comedy show for the current season. With the help of his assistant the young television executive attempts to prove a point by creating the most racist, obscene show he can imagine; 'Mantan - The New Millennium Minstrel Show'. Unfortunately, he is unprepared for the fallout when the Minstrel Show, along with the show's tap dancing, blackface-clad star, Mantan and his sidekick Sleep'N Eat, become the most popular thing on television.

My Thoughts:
Spike Lee is a controversial director and Bamoboozled is a controversial movie. Whilst I agree wholeheartedly that racism is wrong, it does go both ways and sometimes (in movies at least) I find Lee oversteps the mark from being satirical to being a racist hypocrite himself (in interviews he just comes across as a prick). That does occasionally become the case here, but then it is a film that is all about race. The storyline is actually an interesting one, but it's poorly utilised and the some of the cast members do not help. Damon Wayans is beyond awful as the main character Pierre, and Michael Rapaport is also capable of so much better. Instead, it's the more understated characters that shine, such as Jada Pinkett Smith's Sloan. The movie does carry a powerful message but it carries it to strongly for its own good and just becomes a bit of a chore. It's worth one watch, but only as a low priority rental. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 05, 2012, 06:14:19 PM
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Dracula 2001 (2000) AKA Dracula 2000

Overview:
The master of modern horror, Wes Craven (the Scream Trilogy), presents a riveting adaptation of the chilling classic featuring Jonny Lee Miller (Trainspotting), Jennifer Esposito (Summer Of Sam) and Omar Epps (In Too Deep). When a team of techno-savvy thieves break into a high-security vault, they don't discover priceless artworks...they find a crypt unopened for 100 years. Suddenly, the ancient terror of Dracula is unleashed in the chaotic 21st century. Free to follow his pursuits of seduction and power, Dracula's first destination is America and the exotic city of New Orleans, a place where he feels right at home. Not far behind, however, is a young vampire hunter (Miller) from London determined to save a young woman (Justine Waddell) with whom Dracula shares his dark legacy.

My Thoughts:
There are a LOT of good Dracula movies out there. From Nosferatu to the Hammer Horror Dracula films, the Gary Oldman starring Dracula through to Interview with the Vampire. In fact, there are so many that it is always a brave decision to make a Dracula movie in a saturated market. Still, Patrick Lussier directed Dracula 2000, and although it isn't a great film, it's a commendable effort. He made a good start with the casting of Christopher Plummer as Abraham Van Helsing, but he also made some good casting decisions on people who have become well known since, including Gerard Butler, Jennifer Esposito and Nathan Fillion. Jonny Lee Miller and Jeri Ryan are also welcome additions to the cast. The storyline isn't brilliant, but it is capable and includes a fun twist on the Dracula mythology and there are some nice little scares and special effects. If you're a horror fan, you'll find this entertaining enough. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 05, 2012, 08:26:20 PM
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Babylon A.D. (2008)

Overview:
In the darkly futuristic world of Babylon A.D., the rules are simple: kill or be killed. Hard-hitting action superstar Vin Diesel (XXX, The Fast and the Furious, The Chronicles of Riddick), stars as Toorop, a ruthless mercenary hired to smuggle a mysterious young woman from the post-apocalyptic confines of Eastern Europe to the glittering megalopolis of New York City. Hunted at every turn, Toorop spirits his charge across a nightmarish wasteland only only to uncover a shocking secret that will bring the entire world to its knees. Eye-popping action and mind-blowing special effects clash head-on in this hard-edged film, where the only rule is survival.

My Thoughts:
Futuristic actioner starring Vin Diesel which was better than I had expected after reading some negative reviews. Sure, despite there being some cracking talent in the mix like Charlotte Rampling, Michelle Yeoh, Gerard Depardieu and Melanie Thierry, the acting isn't as good as one would hope, but it's not poor either. It does at times feel as though that the storyline was sacrificed for the set pieces but it's still an enjoyable story and the action scenes are average standard fun with some good special effects. I really liked the feel of the locations and I think the set designers deserve some recognition, more so than the studio who went with a crappy ending and cut 70 minutes which obviously has an adverse affect on the movie. Director Matthieu Kassovitz publicly slated how bad this studio cut is, and an Extended Edition is now available adding an additional ten minutes. Hopefully one day we'll get the full 160 minute version Kassovitz intended. 3/5
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Post by: addicted2dvd on June 05, 2012, 08:55:21 PM
I have this one in my unwatched pile.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 06, 2012, 02:08:51 PM
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The Monster Squad (1987)

Overview:
You know who to call when you have ghosts, but who do you call about monsters? Whether it's a bat in your belfry or a mummy in your microwave, THE MONSTER SQUAD ain't afraid of no ghouls!
Count Dracula has until midnight to retrieve an ancient amulet that will give him final control over the delicate balance between good and evil in the world. To help him, the creepy count calls on some old friends: the weird Wolfman, grotesque Gill-Man, mildewed Mummy and freaky Frankenstein. As the ghoulish group gets closer to the amulet, it's up to THE MONSTER SQUAD, headquartered in the local tree house, to pool its questionable resources and stop the monster mayhem!

My Thoughts:
My Bias: The Goonies is my favourite movie of all time.
The Monster Squad is kind of like The Goonies, but with classic monsters instead of the Fratellis. The kids are decent enough actors, the script has moments of hilarity and the effects are reasonable. Although it doesn't capture the feel of adventure and fantasy as well as The Goonies but it doesn't stop it from being fun. Some of the one-liners are certainly quite risque for a kids movie (like the whole looking for a virgin thing) but that is part of it's charm that I still enjoy it as an adult. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 07, 2012, 12:05:04 PM
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Dunston Checks In (1996)

Overview:
Robert's a beleaguered concierge of the luxury hotel owned by Mrs. Dubrow. She tells Robert an undercover reviewer is coming and to look sharp. If he does well he might get a promotion and some time off to take his sons, Brian and Kyle, on vacation. But then the villainous jewel-thief Rutledge checks in with his specially trained orangutan, Dunston. And when Dunston gets loose and tries to escape a life of crime with the help of Brian and Kyle, things go just a little lunatic.

My Thoughts:
I last saw this movie in the cinema when I was just a nipper at twelve years of age and noticed it was in its 'last chance' phase on one of the on demand channels. I thought I'd give it another whirl because my memories of it were quite sketchy, and it wasn't bad family film... it just wasn't very good either. Jason Alexander is ok as the concierge and the two kids are played quite well by Eric Lloyd and Graham Sack but the best performances, as it often the case with these movies, is from the orangutan. Faye Dunaway, one of the reasons I decided to watch this movie again apart from nostalgia, was poor though, and it was plain to see that she knew it. Storyline wise, quite fun for a kids film, with an orangutan being used by a jewel thief to get into peoples hotel rooms and steal their valuables with chaos ensuing when the orangutan makes friends with the concierge's kids. The set pieces could've been funnier, and the situations sillier, but it is worth a low end rental. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 07, 2012, 02:53:32 PM
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Camel Spiders (2011)

Overview:
From Executive Producer ROGER CORMAN Comes The Ultimate Crawling Terror! In the deserts of the Middle East, a platoon of soldiers is terrorized by a gang of large, fast and deadly arachnids called Camel Spiders. The soldiers escape the deadly attack but accidently transport several of the evil beasts with them to the American southwest. An Army Captain (Brian Krause of Charmed), a small-town Sheriff (C. Thomas Howell of Southland and The Amazing Spider-Man) and a desperate group of locals and tourists must survive a frightening infestation of crawling carnage. Diana Terranova (Get Him to the Greek), GiGi Erneta (Raptor) and Jon Mack (Mongolian Death Worm) co-star in this cult classic from director Jim Wynorski (Dinocroc vs. Supergator). Based on the actual creatures that have tormented the Armed Forces for decades, get ready for all the leaping, screeching, face-ripping horror of CAMEL SPIDERS!

My Thoughts:
Another day, another creature feature. Made on a budget of just $500k, Camel Spiders, like most of the movies in the genre, is not a great film... but it is enjoyable in a cheesy way. The visual and special effects are hilariously bad in every aspect and that just made me laugh throughout the movie. Dialogue is at times hilariously bad, and the majority of the cast poor, the most experienced being low budget regular C. Thomas Howell. The story is monotonous in its set-up but yet, I couldn't help but find this film to be a fun little way to waste some time. It certainly falls in the 'so bad it's good' category, but is only worth looking at for fans of the genre. Low-end rental. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 08, 2012, 09:43:02 PM
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The Grey (2011)

Overview:
Liam Neeson leads an unruly group of oil-rig roughnecks when their plane crashes into the remote Alaskan wilderness. Battling mortal injuries and merciless weather, the survivors have only a few days to escape the icy elements and a vicious pack of rogue wolves on the hunt before their time runs out.

My Thoughts:
I've enjoyed the movies I've seen from director Joe Carnahan so far, in particular Smokin' Aces and Narc. The Grey, however, is his best movie to date, thanks in no small part to the ever fantastic Liam Neeson. The set-up is well shot, where we get to meet Neeson's character and his emotional status quickly and smoothly. The plane crash that pits the characters against the wolves looked fantastic and I loved the fact there was no copout when it comes to a very good scene showing Neeson telling another passenger he is going to die and to just let death 'take him'. Of course, this is all at the start of the movie, and the real greatness of The Grey is the character development as the survivors bond, talk about their lives and try to make their way to safety. Some tense moments, some genuine scares and good pace makes this highly recommended from me. Just make sure you keep watching after the end credits for an extra scene. 4.5/5

Additional Note:
The UK Blu-ray I rented was fantastic picture wise but the audio has some reference quality scenes, in particular the plane crash.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 08, 2012, 09:53:05 PM
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Goon (2011)

Overview:
Doug Glatt (Seann William Scott, American Pie, Role Models) may not be the sharpest blade on the rink, but he’s got a killer right hook. When his best friend (Jay Baruchel, Knocked Up) runs into trouble, Doug’s ability to beat the crap out of everyone and everything impresses the coach of a failing ice hockey team who quickly enrol him as protector of their screwed up ex-star player, La Flamme. Bonding through brawls, beer and broken bones, the team find a place in the big league. But when Doug comes fist to face with notoriously violent pro-player, Ross ‘The Boss’ Rhea (Liev Schreiber, X-Men Origins: Wolverine), the gloves are well and truly off...

My Thoughts:
Based on the book "Goon: The True Story of an Unlikely Journey into Minor League Hockey" (the movie features footage of author Doug Smith during the end credits), Goon is one of the better sports comedies of recent years. I became interested in this after hearing that Kevin Smith was going to hire Nicolas Braun in his ice hockey comedy "Hit Somebody!", a role that was originally intended for Seann William Scott, who ultimately ended up starring in this Canadian production. The story follows your typical 'no hoper finds his feet and leads his team' plot, but it's the journey there that counts and here you get plenty of laughs, mainly thanks to co-star Jay Baruchel. Fight scenes are well shot and very very funny to watch and love interest side-story doesn't overpower the film and is kept neatly going on the sidelines. It's no Slap Shot, but it's worthy of your time. Your move Mr. Smith. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 08, 2012, 10:08:02 PM
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Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011)

Overview:
No plan. No backup. No choice. Agent Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise) and his elite team (Jeremy Renner - Avengers and Simon Pegg - Star Trek) go underground after bombing of the Kremlin implicates the IMF as international terrorists.
While trying to clear the agency's name, the team uncovers a plot to start a nuclear war. Now, to save the world, they must use every high-tech trick in the book.
The mission has never been more real, more dangerous or more impossible.

My Thoughts:
Like most people, I was taken aback and it was first announced that Brad Bird would direct the fourth Mission: Impossible movie. I mean, there is no argument from me that he is a great director, but his experience lies solely with animated features. Could he make the transition to live action or would it be.... Mission: Impossible (*add Caruso meme here*). Well, allieve your suspicions, because Bird has managed to make a solid spy-actioner with Ghost Protocol. The highly overrated Tom Cruise once again plays Ethan Hunt and is joined by Simon Pegg, Paula Patton and an impressive Jeremy Renner as they attempt to stop a plot to start a nuclear war. As per usual with M:I movies, Ghost Protocol includes some impressive set pieces, from the bomb going off at the Kremlin, through to climbing the outside of a Dubai hotel and a car chase in a sandstorm. It's safe to say that if you enjoyed the previous movies, then this is a must. I hope we get a fifth. 4/5
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Post by: Piffi on June 08, 2012, 11:16:32 PM
Ok, this is my first post here. So lets hope i do this the right way.

Gotta agree with you, when it comes to Mission Impossible 4. I too had my thoughts about Brad Bird. But he suprised me :) in a good way. And i liked the 3 M:I before this one. But i have to say that this one, is my favourite. And i am not the biggest fan of Tom Cruise. (But thats a whole another story) And even though it was a great movie. And better then the previous movies. I have to disagree with you about a movie number 5. Even though its a good movie series. I think its enough with the 4 movies made.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 08, 2012, 11:26:32 PM
Like you, this is my favourite of the series. I'm also not a fan of Tom Cruise at all, both in movies and in interviews, but in the M:I movies, I manage to look past that. I'm always up for more sequels if I'm enjoying a series, so I'll be up for a fifth. Nothing like running a franchise into the ground. :laugh: IMDB have a page for a fifth, so I assume it's at the least, rumoured.

btw, welcome to the site Piffi.
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Post by: Piffi on June 08, 2012, 11:38:50 PM
Oh, i havent checked the IMDB yet. And there is something about Tom Cruise that i cant stand. (sorry TC fans) but as you, i look past that in the M:I series. I've seen a few movies with him, outside the M:I series. That i didnt like at all. But if there will be a M:I 5. I hope they take a step further. Like that did with the nr. 4. I guess where they see its a penny to get made, they will do it. But what i'm afraid of is that they will 'overdo' the franchise. And ruin the whole thing. (Like people have done with other movie series before.) Will be interesting to see what happens.


And thank you. :) great forum :D
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 08, 2012, 11:45:06 PM
Well, if they do make M:I 5, I hope Jeremy Renner is included in the cast again because he was the highlight for me in this one. I loved the way they added the fact he knew Ethan:
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Post by: Piffi on June 09, 2012, 12:05:33 AM
Yeah, that was a surprisingly nice touch imo. And IF there would be a movie number 5, i would like them to bring back Paula Patton aswell. I liked her in the movie.
And i think she's kinda hot too ;)

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Post by: Piffi on June 09, 2012, 12:25:11 AM
I like your idea. That would def be interesting :) But i just hope. (if they do a number 5) that they dont ruin it. And when is enough? 4? 5? 6 even?

Take the SAW franchise. They did great with so many movies. But then again, look at others, that didnt do well at all :) So whats enough? :)
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 09, 2012, 12:38:40 AM
I like your idea. That would def be interesting :) But i just hope. (if they do a number 5) that they dont ruin it. And when is enough? 4? 5? 6 even?

Take the SAW franchise. They did great with so many movies. But then again, look at others, that didnt do well at all :) So whats enough? :)

Is there such a thing as enough? You can have a great first film, followed by several crap films, followed by a great 5th movie. Is it worth the crap to get to the good? Absolutely. They wouldn't make the sequels if they didn' have the fan base, so as long as they keep making money, the movies will continue to come.

Take Bond for example... over 20 films. Sure, a couple haven't been great, but it's hit the stride again. Same with Batman. Sure, not strictly sequels, but would you have said we had had enough of both these a few years ago?
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Post by: Piffi on June 09, 2012, 12:48:02 AM
I cant answer for Batman (since i havent seen much of it.) Batman Begins and Dark Knight. And i loved Dark Knight. But i can answer for the James Bond. Sure 20 movies +. Was everyone equal good? Not at all. But i've watched them all. (So i take your point there.) But for me, there is something special with James Bond, that keep me watching it. And i am a big fan of the oldschool James Bond. And Casino Royale (the newest one)
But take the Hostel Saga f.ex. I loved the first 2 movies. But when i watched the movie number 3. Wow i got disappointed. IMHO i think Tarantino draged it a bit to far, and there is talk about a number 4. And IF they do that. I'm not sure if i'll watch that one. After what they did with the number 3. (And i love a good horror movie\story)
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 09, 2012, 12:53:21 AM
But take the Hostel Saga f.ex. I loved the first 2 movies. But when i watched the movie number 3. Wow i got disappointed. IMHO i think Tarantino draged it a bit to far, and there is talk about a number 4. And IF they do that. I'm not sure if i'll watch that one. After what they did with the number 3. (And i love a good horror movie\story)

But my point is, just because the third was bad, doesn't mean the fourth will be. :tease: (I've only seen 1 & 2 for Hostel).
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Post by: Piffi on June 09, 2012, 12:58:04 AM
Hehe, very good point. But the possibility is when the 3rd is bad. Why would the 4th be better? But i get your point. And i have to watch the trailer(s) before i decide. Even though most of the trailers can be very deceiving sometimes. I'll try to write a review about the last hostel movie. (but if you liked the hostel 1 & 2, i recommend you to check out the trailer, for the number 3.)
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 09, 2012, 01:02:33 AM
But the possibility is when the 3rd is bad. Why would the 4th be better?

Generally yes, but always some nice surprises to be found. The Fast and the Furious franchise for example.
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Post by: Piffi on June 09, 2012, 01:11:15 AM
But the possibility is when the 3rd is bad. Why would the 4th be better?

Generally yes, but always some nice surprises to be found. The Fast and the Furious franchise for example.


I really like the F&F franchise.. But the Fast Five, i didnt like it that much. The story in that movie wasnt very F&F like to me. But i see that there will be a number 6, so it will be interesting to see how that works out. :)
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 09, 2012, 02:47:04 PM
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Strippers vs. Werewolves (2012)

Overview:
At the Silvadollaz strip club, a stripper named Justice performs a private lap dance for Mickey, a man who violates the no-touching policy ... by sprouting fangs and claws and trying to eat her! Justice panics and takes the only option open to her: she drives a silver fountain pen through Mickey s eye, into his brain, killing him instantly. Oops... Jeanette, the club s owner, believes murdering customers is bad for business, so she orders the club s bouncer to quietly dispose of the body. There the matter should end ... if Mickey hadn t been a member of a bloodthirsty and vengeful pack of werewolves. When Mickey s corpse surfaces, Jack Ferris, the werewolves charming and vicious leader, swears bloody vengeance and sends his pack out to hunt down the killers. Little does he know, Justice is actually the fiancée of his second in command, Scott. To make matters worse, Justice bites Scott during sex and now may be infected with the curse of lycanthropy herself. Add to the mix werewolf Barker, the masturbating man-child; Sinclair, the occultist with low self-esteem; a bevy of the most beautiful women this side of heaven and you have the perfect recipe for balls to the wall, skimpily clad, strippers on werewolves action-packed goodness. Strippers vs Werewolves - stripping has never been this hairy!

My Thoughts:
With a title like Strippers vs. Werewolves, I obviously went into this movie with low expectations. Unfortunately, despite how low my hopes were for this British comedy horror, I was still left disappointed. As far as casting goes, the choices made were not too bad. We have some half-decent British lower-end television talent with lots of experience from shows like The Bill and Eastenders, but they all were not as good as they have been on television which was a shame. The effects were poor for the most, with the werewolf make-up making Michael J. Fox in Teen Wolf look scary. The dialogue seemed hastily written and the storyline practically non-existant with some unrequired scenes that have obviously been added to pad out the runtime. It's not a total loss though thanks to a good little cameo from Robert Englund and some good dry humour in parts. Still, it's not enough to tell anyone to watch it. Skip it. 1.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 10, 2012, 11:31:26 PM
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Assassins (1995)

Overview:
Robert Rath is the best hitman around, but the code and sense of duty that once were part of his deadly career are lost in a post-Cold War world of freelance guns. He wants out. Not so Miguel Bain, a driven killer who knows how to claim the top spot of his shadowy profession: eliminate Rath.
The action hit hard and fast when Sylvester Stallion as Rath and Antonio Banderas as Bain square off as Assassins. Julianne Moore plays the wily hacker swept into the duo's fierce running battle. Director Richard Donner infuses this tail with exciting action riffs plunging you into a world where what counts is not making the first move, but surviving the last.

My Thoughts:
Assassins is a film with a pretty good headlining cast of Sylvester Stallone, Antonio Banderas and Julianne Moore. Stallone turns in his typical actioner performance, Banderas is a bit better in the more tense scenes but the real star is Moore, who effortlessly glides through her easy role here. The storyline is that of a fairly standard thriller, held together well with some good set pieces and plenty of emphasis placed on the past between Banderas and Stallone. Richard Donner gives the movie a nice feel but some scenes feel drawn out and the ending takes forever to come. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 11, 2012, 11:45:34 AM
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Road Trip (2000)

Overview:
Get ready for no-holds-barred – or is that bared? – hilarity in the uncensored version of the outrageous Road Trip Entertainment Weekly calls, "this year's Something About Mary." Now you can see what they didn't dare show in the theaters!
When an extra hot video of Josh (Breckin Meyer) getting freaky with the luscious Beth (Amy Smart) is accidentally mailed to his girlfriend, he has three days to get to Texas before the tape does!
Join crazy MTV comedian Tom Green, four guys, one snake and a bevy of nubile babes in a hilarious adventure of insane proportions that The Washington Post (Desson Howe) howls is "pretty #@%*@# funny!" Featuring the year's hottest soundtrack including Kid Rock, Run DMC and Buckcherry.

My Thoughts:
The first time I watched Road Trip, I enjoyed it, but didn't think it was quite good enough to recommend. Upon this viewing, I'm thinking that perhaps I was a little harsh on Todd Phillips' movie directorial debut and it's obvious to see how he would adapt into one of the better mainstream comedy directors currently out there. The storyline is simple and never tries to be anything else other than a string of funny events as as a college guy (Breckin Meyer) and his friends drive cross country to intercept a 'sex' tape accidentally mailed to his long distance girlfriend. The most well cast person here is easily Seann William Scott who keeps a similar persona for his character here as found in American Pie. There are a couple of other enjoyable smaller roles that made me laugh also, like Ethan Suplee and the ever-brilliant Betty White. If you like teen comedies, this is one of the better ones and holds up to a repeat viewing. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 11, 2012, 02:33:35 PM
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Eurotrip (2004)

Overview:
Europe will never be the same again after Scotty Thomas and his buddies take off for the express to excess!
They're hooking up with hot strangers and jamming all the extreme insanity they can into the wildest trip of their lives! No swimsuit, no problem. Let it all hang out 'cause you're diving into the totally wild pleasures of Eurotrip!

My Thoughts:
Not a bad comedy that has its moments and whilst I find sterotype humour hilarious, I wish they would at least do a bit of research. With the English section of the film where they join Vinnie Jones football hooligan characters, they are supposed to be Manchester United supporters. However, they are Mancunians and everyone knows that people from Manchester support City, not United. Mancunians also do not speak in cockney slang. I'd be surprised if Jones didn't mention it, but it is needed for a couple of the jokes so is forgiveable and it was still my favourite segment. Anyway, overall, this comedy has its moments but is nothing new. 3/5
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Post by: addicted2dvd on June 11, 2012, 03:19:45 PM
Road Trip (2000)

This is another one sitting in my unwatched pile. Really should get to it.
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Post by: Tom on June 11, 2012, 07:55:18 PM
I enjoyed Eurotrip. Though you shouldn't be easily offended. Especially if you are European. It is rather offensive with the jokes. And very much stereotyping. Germans are Nazis (the scene with the boy would never happen in real life). Englishmen are hooligans, etc.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on June 11, 2012, 10:51:14 PM
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The Coast Guard (2002)

Overview:
Kim Ki-duk, director of The Isle and Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter...and Spring brings us another utterly original and uncompromising film set in post-war Korea.
Driven by the belief that killing a spy is the highest honor, Private Kang (Jang Dong-kun) waits eagerly for a chance to prove his worth as a soldier. One night, he mistakenly kills an innocent civilian. As he is losing his grip on reality, tensions and paranoia escalate and further tragedy may become unavoidable.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Private Kang's obsession to kill a spy and do well in the army is introduced quickly and in a non-OTT way.
- Kang's slide into his unstable manner is also interesting to watch, though a bit over-acted at times.
- I've always liked Kim Ki-duk's style, and the very dark tones are evident once again here.
Cons:
- Apart from the killed guy's girlfriend, the rest of the cast are rather poor.
- The story sometimes suffers from not knowing which direction it ultimately wants to go in, always taking the obvious route.
- I do think a lot was lost on me, not being Korean, or familiar with the Korean way of life. The military aspects in particular.
Overall:
Not Kim Ki-duk's best (I always found Bad Guy underrated), but not his worst either (The Isle). 3/5
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Post by: Najemikon on July 14, 2012, 12:49:15 AM
I really like the F&F franchise.. But the Fast Five, i didnt like it that much. The story in that movie wasnt very F&F like to me. But i see that there will be a number 6, so it will be interesting to see how that works out. :)

Interesting point about Fast Five. Apparently it was developed from the abandoned sequel to The Italian Job remake which was going to be set in Rio. I heard that before seeing the film and it made perfect sense, because you're right, it didn't quite feel like F&F. The F&F bits felt shoehorned in and otherwise, it was an off-the-shelf heist movie in the tradition of Ocean's Eleven and... The Italian Job. Because that's exactly how it started life.

Regards the discussion you were having with Sam though about franchises over-running, regardless of what you both think about Tom Cruise, it's worth considering how he has approached films 1-4, especially as he never does sequels. He hasn't made any of them for the sake of it. Each one has an individual identity and that's because he's used them as showcases for the hired director and let them do their own thing. De Palma to Woo to Abrams to Bird; hell of a selection. I believe he won't seriously consider a number 5, regardless of the story, until he has someone interesting on board who'll appreciate the opportunity to step up.

I really enjoyed 4. Brad Bird's animation experience gave the film a real identity and it struck me how much he made the environment part of the action throughout. Really liked that. Just like how the main Pixar movies end on "conveyor belt" type action scenes, so it was cool that he saw how to bring that into live action. The only other director I've seen play with that is Spielberg (ironically in Cruise vehicle Minority Report) and Christopher Nolan with Inception.

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The Grey (2011)
...Just make sure you keep watching after the end credits for an extra scene. 4.5/5

I saw this at a preview and thoroughly enjoyed it. However, I did not see the extra scene. Dammit. Normally don't get caught out.  :bag: Would you mind explaining it with a spoiler, Sam?
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 17, 2012, 07:25:39 PM
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Post by: Najemikon on July 22, 2012, 09:47:26 PM
Oh interesting. Puts a different spin on it...  :thumbup:
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 17, 2012, 01:08:12 PM
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The Terrorist (1998)

Overview:
Indian cinematographer Santosh Sivan (director of Asoka), made his directorial debut with this visually stunning feature, which so affected John Malkovich that he personally made sure it got a US release.
Malli (Ayesha Dharker - Star Wars: Episode 2: City of Joy, The Mystic Masseur), a 19 year-old Sri Lankan, lives with a small community of guerrilla fighters in the South Indian jungles. Their enigmatic leader promotes terrorism for political gain and everyone is expected to be committed to the cause. When an important Indian politician plans a visit to a neighbouring town, Malli is overjoyed to be hand-picked for a suicide mission; her own brother died for the cause and she believes it will bring great honour to his revered name.
Embarking on her two-day journey through the jungle she encounters allies and enemies, and begins to have doubts. During her training she stays with an unsuspecting farmer and his wife, an old couple she grows close to, and with them finds time to contemplate her actions. With the day of the assassination dawning, she prepares for her ultimate sacrifice. With memories of true love and life's greater meaning haunting her, her moral dilemma increases.
Inspired by the assassination of former Indian Prime Minister Rajiv Gandhi in 1991.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Director Santosh Sivan manages to avoid going for the obvious, making a refreshing, dramatic film about what goes through a young suicide bomber's mind.
- Although for the most part we have a cast of unknowns, the majority shine through, especially Ayesha Dharker.
- Some very good set pieces, mainly for the small moments of harsh violence.
Cons:
- There is the occasional moment where the script wavered in quality a little, relying on the strength of the cast to keep it going.
Overall:
Wasn't expecting a lot from this, but it's a very well made and thought provoking movie. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 17, 2012, 01:17:03 PM
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Hidden (Cache) (2005)

Overview:
This utterly compelling psychological thriller from Michael Haneke - one of cinema's most daring original and controversial directors - stars Daniel Auteuil as Georges, a television presenter who begins to receive mysterious and alarming packages containing covertly filmed videos of himself and his family. To the mounting consternation of Georges and his wife (Juliette Binoche) the footage on the tapes - which arrive wrapped in drawings of disturbingly violent images - becomes increasingly personal, and sinister anonymous phone calls are made. Convinced he knows the identity of the person responsible, Georges embarks on a rash and impulsive course of action that throws up some unpleasant facts about his past and leads to shockingly unexpected consequences.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Daniel Auteuil and Juliette Binoche put in fantastic performances - an absolute must for a movie which relies on the main cast.
- The suicide scene is quick, hard-hitting and filmed well. The lacklustre response of Binoche's character is just as hard-hitting.
- It's a very interesting idea which is paced well and leaves a lot in the viewer's mind when it comes to the end.
Cons:
- Sometimes Haneke's approach annoyed me, mainly when it came to introducing some of the secondary characters.
Overall:
It isn't for everyone, but if you're a fan of the unconventional I recommend it. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 17, 2012, 01:23:54 PM
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American Gangster (2007)

Overview:
Academy Award® winners† Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe team with director Ridley Scott (Gladiator) in this powerful, epic story. Armed with ruthless, streetwise tactics and a strict sense of honour, crime boss Frank Lucas (Washington) rules Harlem's chaotic drug underworld. When outcast cop Richie Roberts (Crowe) sets out to bring down Lucas's multimillion-dollar empire, it plunges both men into a legendary confrontation. American Gangster is "a brutal and brilliant film" (Pete Hammond, Maxim).

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Ridley Scott pulls together a great cast. Both Washington and Crowe impress (and I'm not a fan of Crowe).
- Although the extended cut was almost three hours long, it didn't outstay it's welcome. The characters develop well and with it being based on a true story, it's an interesting look at Frank Lucas' life and the police corruption in 1970's New York.
- The sets, clothes and the locations were perfect.
Cons:
- There were too many scenes where Washington loses his cool and it seemed to retread slightly.
Overall:
We haven't had a great gangster epic since maybe Gangs of New York, but this almost takes me back to Casino/GoodFellas. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 17, 2012, 01:30:28 PM
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Passchendaele (2008)

Overview:
The Battle of Passchendaele, or Third Battle of Ypres was one of the major battles of World War I and has become synonymous with the misery of fighting in thick, sodden mud. 20,000 Canadian troops went into battle – 5,000 never came home.
Against this setting, Passchendaele tells the story of Sergeant Michael Dunne (Paul Gross), a soldier who is brutally wounded in France and returns to Calgary emotionally and physically scarred. Whilst in the military hospital in Calgary, he meets Sarah (Caroline Dhavernas), a mysterious and attractive nurse with whom he develops a passionate love. When Sarah's younger asthmatic brother David (Joe Dinicol) signs up to fight in Europe, Michael feels compelled to return to Western Front to protect him. Michael and David, like thousands of other Canadians, are sent to fight in the third battle of Ypres, a battle against impossible odds. This is a harrowing story of passion, courage and dedication, showing the heroism of those that fought in battle, and of those that loved them.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Paul Gross suprises as a director. He brings us some well shot battle scenes and conveys the story well.
- Caroline Dhavernas and Paul Gross play off each other really well. Although neither are excellent, the manage to put in above average performances.
- There is a lot of very good build-up surrounding Joe Dinicol's character trying to sign up for war despite his asthma.
Cons:
- Overplays itself on the love story subplot.
- Joe Dinicol wasn't the right man for his role.
Overall:
If you can get past the melodrama, we get a really good movie based around the horrors of life and war. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 17, 2012, 01:40:20 PM
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The Beat That My Heart Skipped (2005)

Overview:
Rising star Romain Duris gives an extraordinarily intense performance as a young man torn between a life of crime and music in Jacques Audiard's smash hit noir thriller. Set in a seedy and dangerous Paris underworld, Duris plays Tom, who seems set to follow the crooked path of his sleazy father as a ruthless and unscrupulous property dealer. But a chance encounter with an associate of his late concert pianist mother reawakens Tom's own musical ambitions and hopes of a more fulfilling life. A triumphant remake of James Toback's cult 1978 film 'Fingers', 'The Beat' is a gripping, complex and sometimes brutal drama that has electrified critics an audiences the world over.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Romain Duris manages to convey a character who has two very different chances at routes in life very well.
- The soundtrack is very eclectic, from classical music through to 1990's Kylie Minogue. Each selection suits the required scene perfectly.
- It never bores, hopping from a scene of violence, to a scene of piano playing effortlessly. One of the best shots is seeing Duris' busted hand still exercising his fingers ready for his piano audition on a bar.
Cons:
- It sometimes felt a little self-concious and I would've liked to see some of the supporting characters develop a little more.
Overall:
Well worth checking out, especially for fans of Audiard who also directed "A Prophet". I need to track down the original US 1978 movie "Fingers" directed by James Toback now! 4/5
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Post by: Piffi on September 18, 2012, 01:02:56 AM
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American Gangster (2007)

Overview:
Academy Award® winners† Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe team with director Ridley Scott (Gladiator) in this powerful, epic story. Armed with ruthless, streetwise tactics and a strict sense of honour, crime boss Frank Lucas (Washington) rules Harlem's chaotic drug underworld. When outcast cop Richie Roberts (Crowe) sets out to bring down Lucas's multimillion-dollar empire, it plunges both men into a legendary confrontation. American Gangster is "a brutal and brilliant film" (Pete Hammond, Maxim).

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Ridley Scott pulls together a great cast. Both Washington and Crowe impress (and I'm not a fan of Crowe).
- Although the extended cut was almost three hours long, it didn't outstay it's welcome. The characters develop well and with it being based on a true story, it's an interesting look at Frank Lucas' life and the police corruption in 1970's New York.
- The sets, clothes and the locations were perfect.
Cons:
- There were too many scenes where Washington loses his cool and it seemed to retread slightly.
Overall:
We haven't had a great gangster epic since maybe Gangs of New York, but this almost takes me back to Casino/GoodFellas. Recommended. 4/5




Nice! I havent seen this one yet, but i have it in my unwatched pile. But i havent taken the time yet to watch it, since its lasting so long. Specially the bluray version of it. But i do like both Crowe and Washington's work :) So this will be an interesting one.
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Post by: Achim on September 18, 2012, 06:18:36 AM
Nice! I havent seen this one yet, but i have it in my unwatched pile. But i havent taken the time yet to watch it, since its lasting so long. Specially the bluray version of it. But i do like both Crowe and Washington's work :) So this will be an interesting one.
I agree with Sam's review. It's been a while since I have seen it but I seem to remember that the running generally was not a problem, it being a well paced film. You should schedule it in somehow, it's still below 3 hours...
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 18, 2012, 11:30:41 AM
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14 Blades (2010)

Overview:
Six hundred years ago, during the Ming Dynasty, China possessed a secret intelligence agency, The Jinyiwei. Trained in clandestine combat from childhood, the Jinyiwei were masters of the 14 Blades. Above the law and with a license to kill, they devoted their lives to their Emperor.
When the Imperial Court is taken over by evil eunuch Jia, the best of the Jinyiwei, Qinglong (Donnie Yen) is assigned to identify those still loyal to the Emperor. Unbeknownst to Qinglong, the Jinyiwei have fallen under the control of Jia, and during the mission he's betrayed. Now as the most wanted man in the land Qinglong must rally the loyalists to rise against Jia and restore the Emperor to power.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- As usual with this type of genre film from the East, the set designs, costumes and locations are phenomenal.
- The swordfights look great and the action choreography is done well.
- Donnie Yen is always a pleasure to watch. He continues to be a favourite of mine.
Cons:
- It just isn't we anything we haven't seen before. In the last ten years or so, this genre has become quite flooded and there are better options available.
- The story can be a little boring in parts, especially during the middle act which is lower on action than the opening/ending.
Overall:
For fans of the genre or of the cast/crew, this is a worthy pick up if you find it cheap. For anyone else, rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 18, 2012, 11:37:52 AM
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Skinwalkers (2006)

Overview:
Creatures, bound by the blood of the wolf, that can kill with curses and move at lightening speed, watching the night sky for the rise of the blood-red crescent moon. They are the SKINWALKERS.
They feed on our flesh and thirst for the taste of human blood. The red moon signals each pack, divided by principles, hell bent to survive an ancient prophecy. On his 13th birthday, Timothy a half-blood, is about to reach the time of his transformation. Closely guarded, he alone has the power to control the destiny of his family, and their kind, a gift that has placed his very life in danger.
Starring hot new horror stars Jason Behr (The Grudge, Dragon Wars) and Rhona Mitra (Doomsday, Shooter) Skinwalkers is bloody, violent and gory to the core!

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The cast is above average for the genre, in particular Behr, Mitra, Koteas and Malthe.
- There is a cracking little shoot-out at the beginning of the film which helps start the story off well.
- Some good gory scenes and some good humour, generally from the kid character, Timothy.
Cons:
- There are so many better werewolf movies out there... Ginger Snaps, An American Werwolf in London, Big Bad Wolf etc etc.
- Although there are some good gory scenes, the transformation scenes and general werewolf costumes aren't too hot.
- There are brief glimpses of the story exploring so-called bloodlust, but it never really happens.
Overall:
For genre fans only. Low end rent it. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 18, 2012, 11:46:35 AM
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The Graves (2009)

Overview:
On their last weekend together, Megan and Abby Graves are lost in a remote part of the Arizona desert where they are lured to Skull City Mine, an abandoned mine town. But they soon learn Skull City is anything but abandoned – and there's no way out.
The sisters are now prey, forced to unleash their most primitive instincts in a desperate, all out battle for survival against unspeakable horrors – both human and supernatural.
Can they unlock the terrifying secrets of Skull City in time to save themselves or will they become the latest in a long line of victims?

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Cameos from Bill Mosely and Tony Todd are always welcome in a horror movie.
- The brief moments of gore are well done.
Cons:
- Although the leads Jillian Murphy and Clare Grant look good, I can't see them ever escaping low-budget horror with their level of acting here.
- Director Brian Pulido could've done a better job at building up tension. It's not very atmospheric.
- As unoriginal as it gets.
Overall:
Skip it. A couple of interesting moments, but not enough tension or scares. 2/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 18, 2012, 11:57:01 AM
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Coraline (2009)

Overview:
From the visionary director of THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, and based on Neil Gaiman's best-selling book, comes this spectacular stop-motion animated adventure!
Coraline Jones (Dakota Fanning) is bored until she finds a secret door and discovers an alternate, better version of her life on the other side.
When this seemingly perfect world turns dangerous, and her other parents – including her Other Mother (Teri Hatcher) – try to trap her forever; Coraline must use her resourcefulness, determination and bravery to escape this perilous world – save her family.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- It looks stunning. The stop motion is among the best I've seen on screen.
- An unexpected voice cast including Teri Hatcher and Dakota Fanning are surprisingly suitable for their characters.
- I think it is just the right amount of 'dark' for the intended younger audience.
Cons:
- It is obviously supposed to have several comic moments, but they aren't funny enough.
- The story just isn't one that is exciting enough. It's okay, but I'd hoped for more considering it's based on a Neil Gaiman story.
- Some of the music choices didn't suit the scenes IMO.
Overall:
Technically brilliant, but the film itself is rather overrated. Rent it. 3/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Piffi on September 18, 2012, 12:17:25 PM
Nice! I havent seen this one yet, but i have it in my unwatched pile. But i havent taken the time yet to watch it, since its lasting so long. Specially the bluray version of it. But i do like both Crowe and Washington's work :) So this will be an interesting one.
I agree with Sam's review. It's been a while since I have seen it but I seem to remember that the running generally was not a problem, it being a well paced film. You should schedule it in somehow, it's still below 3 hours...


Cool! I'll have to do that :) Its a movie that i have wanted to see for a long time, (dont get me wrong) and now i'm in a moving proccess again! Will be finished on Monday i hope :\
Hopefully next week i get the chance to put it in! :)
I remember i saw the documentary about that time in NYC. Was real interesting.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 18, 2012, 01:18:53 PM
There is a documentary about another 70's NY criminal called Mr. Untouchable that someone has pointed me towards. Was that the documentary you've seen? I hope to check it out eventually.
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Post by: Piffi on September 18, 2012, 01:39:53 PM
Hm, i dont know if its Mr.Untouchable, but it was about a man named Frank Lucas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Lucas) and his crew. And how they ruled the streets of NYC
I remember i watched that documentary a few years ago on the History channel. And it was after that i wanted to check out the American Gangster too! :)
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 18, 2012, 03:30:21 PM
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Blood: The Last Vampire (2009)

Overview:
Armed with just a samurai sword and a whole bunch of attitude, Saya, a half-human half-vampire, works for a covert US government agency hunting down and slaying a super species of Vampires. After a series of brutal murders leads Saya to a US military base she must prepare herself for an action packed, blood shredding showdown with Onigen, the original and ultimate Vampire.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- There is enough change from the original OVA to make sure this isn't strictly a remake.
- Jeon Ji-hyun is very good in the lead role, with stunts being of passable quality.
- There are moments of good action choreography such as the sword fight near the beginning.
Cons:
- Apart from the blood splatter, the special effects/CGI are questionable.
- The supporting cast are generally quite mediocre.
- The structure of the movie became a bit repetitive.
Overall:
Not as good as the OVA, suffers from poor effects and structure, but still enough to like for a low-end rental. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 18, 2012, 08:35:12 PM
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The Informers (2008)

Overview:
In his bestselling novels (American Psycho, Less Than Zero), author Bret Easton Ellis established himself as a modern chronicler of decadence, and a writer who reveals the dark shadows behind lives of wealth and glamour. Academy Award® winners Billy Bob Thornton (Best Adapted Screenplay, Sling Blade, 1997) and Kim Basinger (Best Actress in a Supporting Role, L.A. Confidential, 1998) and Acadamy Award® nominees Winona Ryder (Best Actress in a Leading Role, Little Women, 1995) and Mickey Rourke (Best Actor in a Leading Role, The Wrestler,2009) star in an interweaving tale, which unfolds in Los Angeles in the decadent 80s; a city ruled by addictions of every type – from sex, to drugs, to power – where youth is wasted, where love is fleeting where every night is a headlong rush to the next orgy of sensation. Sooner or later, the party has to end... and the hangover is bound to be a killer. Also starring Chris Isaak, Brad Renfro, Amber Heard (Pineapple Express) and Austin Nichols (TV’s "One Tree Hill"). Featuring 80s flashback music loaded with tracks from ‘new wave’ recording legends.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Some great soundtrack selections from the eighties.
- It doesn't hold back on the sleaze of the characters.
- Amber Heard. Naked. A lot.
Cons:
- Such a great ensemble cast and none of them can be bothered. Disappointing, especially from Billy Bob Thornton and Kim Basinger.
- By the end of the movie, I not only didn't care about what happened to the characters, I didn't want to know.
- The better intertwining subplots didn't have as much screentime as the godawful ones. Mickey Rourke's character should've been one with more presence.
Overall:
Unlikeable movie and I bet author Bret Easton Ellis is more disappointed than anybody. Skip it. 1.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 19, 2012, 12:51:57 AM
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Defendor (2009)

Overview:
Arthur Poppington (Woody Harrelson, 2012) doesn't need super powers or fancy toys to fight crime. Armed only with a childlike sense of wonder and his quirky arsenal of cheap, home-made gadgets he becomes DEFENDOR!
He finds an unexpected partner when he rescues and falls for a local prostitute (Kat Dennings, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist). Can the two of them take down the city's most fearsome crime boss without getting killed in the process?

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The cast. Woody Harrelson and Kat Dennings are two of my faves in the business and they both do a sterling job here.
- The way that the movie infuses a lot of drama into the storyline. It's not your typical superhero movie and it relies on the underlying traits of goodness in both of the main characters to get past the fact Harrelson is mentally slow and Dennings is a junkie hooker.
- The story is very well paced, and includes comedic moments in all the right places.
- Like many superhero movies it asks the question of whether the superhero 'vigilantes' are a good thing or a bad thing society wise, but it's not an overpowering part of the plot.
Cons:
- It takes a good twenty minutes to get a feel for the tone of the movie.
- Some of the characters lack a bit of common sense and that takes away from the cleverness of using Defendor's mental slowness as a powerful repeating point a little.
Overall:
In twenty years time, I hope this movie, along with "Super" and "Griff the Invisible" becomes a true cult classic. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: Achim on September 19, 2012, 06:05:26 AM
Cons:
- It takes a good twenty minutes to get a feel for the tone of the movie.
I fault the trailer for this. I saw the trailert before watching the film (Tom had posted it here in the forum) and they seemed to try to catch the Kick-Ass audience with that fast-paced action-y trailer. The film is good, but it's not Kick-Ass (and I mean that very objectively), which is why I needed to adjust to the film at first as I was expecting something else.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 19, 2012, 09:45:11 AM
Yeah, I agree with that Achim. The trailer plays it as something it isn't and when you go into something expecting a particular type of movie to be hit with something quite different, it takes a little time to adjust in your mind. The same happened for me with Hesher.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 19, 2012, 01:10:02 PM
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The Departed (2006)

Overview:
Rookie cop Billy Costigan Leonardo DiCaprio) grew up in crime. That makes him the perfect mole, the man on the inside of the mob run by boss Frank Costello (Jack Nicholson). It's his job to win Costello's trust and help his detective handlers (Mark Wahlberg and Martin Sheen) bring Costello down. Meanwhile, SIU officer Colin Sullivan (Matt Damon) has everyone's trust. No one suspects he's Costello's mole.
How these covert lives cross, double-cross and collide is at the ferocious core of the widely acclaimed The Departed. Martin Scorcese directs, guiding a cost for the ages in a visceral tale of crime and consequences. This is searing, can't-look-away filmmaking: like staring into the eyes of a con - or a cop - with a gun.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Perfectly cast. From Matt Damon to Mark Wahlberg, Leonardo Dicaprio to Ray Winstone and Jack Nicholson. Superb choices.
- Despite being significantly longer than the base material "Infernal Affairs", it still manages to fly by which is the sign of a well told story.
- The script has changed a little from the base material so that it fits better in a Western setting, but the changes are subtle and well done, even giving the movie a different feel.
- The ending. Just like "Infernal Affairs", the ending packs a punch and takes the wind out of you.
Cons:
- Anthony Anderson. I'm a fan of his, but he just seemed out of place amongst the superior talent.
Overall:
A fantastic film. I have to highly recommend it, and the only reason I don't give it a 5/5 is because that is reserved for the superior original, "Infernal Affairs". 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 19, 2012, 01:13:06 PM
On a side note, The Departed joins my best of 2006. I am yet to give a 5/5 for a 2006 release but this is the 8th 4.5/5. It joins:
- Babel
- The Last King of Scotland
- Little Children
- Lucky Number Slevin
- The Prestige
- Running Scared
- This is England
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 19, 2012, 04:15:12 PM
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Powder Blue (2009)

Overview:
Jessica Biel, Ray Liotta, Forest Whitaker and Eddie Redmayne lead a top-notch cast in this powerful thriller about an overwhelmed erotic dancer, a grieving husband who has lost his will to live, a terminally ill ex-con and a pathologically shy mortician. With Kris Kristofferson, Lisa Kudrow and Patrick Swayze in unforgettable supporting roles, this film movingly chronicles the imperfect lives of people teetering on the edge of despair and the miracles that bring them back.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Not only have we got a very good primary cast, we also have a great supporting cast.
- The four main subplots intertwine with each other very well.
- It's emotionally charged and it doesn't let up all the way through. It's helped mostly by Forest Whitaker and Jessica Biel.
Cons:
- Lisa Kudrow. Come on Hollywood! Stop giving this woman movie work. She just isn't good enough.
- Some of the dialogue from characters with just a couple of lines is a little clunky and feels forced.
Overall:
This isn't a happy film, but it is worth the effort. Unfortunately it will become known more for Jessica Biel's topless scenes, than the characters. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: DSig on September 19, 2012, 04:42:55 PM
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Powder Blue (2009)

Overview:
Jessica Biel, Ray Liotta, Forest Whitaker and Eddie Redmayne lead a top-notch cast in this powerful thriller about an overwhelmed erotic dancer, a grieving husband who has lost his will to live, a terminally ill ex-con and a pathologically shy mortician. With Kris Kristofferson, Lisa Kudrow and Patrick Swayze in unforgettable supporting roles, this film movingly chronicles the imperfect lives of people teetering on the edge of despair and the miracles that bring them back.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Not only have we got a very good primary cast, we also have a great supporting cast.
- The four main subplots intertwine with each other very well.
- It's emotionally charged and it doesn't let up all the way through. It's helped mostly by Forest Whitaker and Jessica Biel.
Cons:
- Lisa Kudrow. Come on Hollywood! Stop giving this women movie work. She just isn't good enough.
- Some of the dialogue from characters with just a couple of lines is a little clunky and feels forced.
Overall:
This isn't a happy film, but it is worth the effort. Unfortunately it will become known more for Jessica Biel's topless scenes, than the characters. Recommended. 3.5/5

I haven't seen this, though plan to now .. i have have to admit my first response while reading the cast was ... Come on Hollywood! Stop giving this woman movie work :-)
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 19, 2012, 06:39:15 PM
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Scream of the Banshee (2011)

Overview:
Lauren Holly is an archaeology professor whose interesting discovery turns out to have catastrophic consequences. While searching in the claustrophobic confines of a university basement Professor Isla (Holly) and two of her assistants uncover a hidden box. Unwittingly the trio release the Banshee, a creature which possesses the power to kill with the ferocity of its scream. Can Professor Isla find a way to contain the Banshee within its box before it's too late?

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The blood splatter effects are very well done.
- Although the plot is thin, it is capable and has a few interesting moments.
- Lauren Holly is the highlight out of the casting.
Cons:
- This is a horror, but there isn't enough scares at all.
- The majority of the CGI is questionable.
- The characters are boring and unlikeable.
Overall:
A couple of good ideas behind a thinly conveiled story but there just isn't enough going on to care. Skip it. 2/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Piffi on September 19, 2012, 06:50:47 PM
Oh.. Well, i was thinking about order this one.. I got a few other horror movies from "The After Dark" series.. Wich i liked. But after reading your review, i will drop this one!
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 19, 2012, 10:53:42 PM
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Robin-B-Hood (2006)

Overview:
Action superstar Jackie Chan plays a heavy-hitting acrobatic cat-burglar who will take up any challenge, no matter how perilous, to finance his gambling addiction and penchant for high-living. Unexpectedly, his life is turned upside down when he and his two partners-in-crime (Flashpoint's Louis Koo and veteran Michael Hui) accept a mysterious kidnapping assignment from an eccentric underworld tycoon. When the target turns out to be a cute toddler with a talent for stealing hearts, they are literally left holding the baby!
Mishaps aplenty ensue, and events take an even more dramatic turn when they realize the baby's life is in danger, and refuse to hand him over. Soon, they're in the fight of their lives, as they take on specialist police units, mob enforcers and worst of all-dirty nappies!
Loaded with big-laughs and breathtaking fight-sequences, the director of New Police Story delivers a stunning action-showcase, which features some of the very best stunt-work Chan has done in years.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Jackie Chan is my favourite actor of all time and it's great to see him return to HK action-comedy. Still doing his own stunts at that age too.
- I really liked the hard hitting change of tone just before the end. Added some drama but didn't overdo it.
- Some great action choreography. The fight with the two guys in white suits and the chase when the pram gets hooked to a security truck immediately made me think of Chan in "Police Story" mode.
- As always, the ever reliable supporting stunt team and Benny Chan/Jackie Chan team-up.
- The outtakes during the end credits. Not a JC movie without them!
Cons:
- Unfortunately the two hour runtime is slightly long. There are some scenes which could be trimmed for pacing in my opinion.
- The theme tune. Jackie, you're the greatest star alive, but you can't sing!
Overall:
Essential purchase for Jackie fans. It's not up there with Police Story or Project A, but it's a hell of a lot of fun. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 19, 2012, 10:54:58 PM
For those interested, the above is available for just £0.01 + postage used on Amazon. I buy a lot from zoverstocks and never get a scratched disc. I've put the blu on price watch!
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Post by: Mustrum_Ridcully on September 19, 2012, 11:07:46 PM
I buy a lot from zoverstocks and never get a scratched disc.
Same here.
Strangely they ship to Germany from Jersey, which means the package has to go through German customs (Non-EC commerce). This way it can take easily two weeks until my order arrives.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 19, 2012, 11:11:33 PM
They ship from Jersey because it is a tax loophole in the UK and they make more money. They are based on mainland UK though in a place called Macclesfield and buy under the name "Music Magpie". Interestingly they supply Poundland with their used DVD's.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Piffi on September 20, 2012, 01:02:58 AM
I gotta ask Sam.. Do you know about a tv-show named "Eddie Stobart" ? Its british, and since you are from or live in UK. Do you know if\where i can get "Eddie Stobart" on blu? I know they have it on regular dvd it seems on amazon. But i cant find on blu anywhere.. You got a clue?

Thanks
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 20, 2012, 09:47:30 AM
Hi Pfiffi,

Not only do I know the show, I actually know some of the family Eddie Jr. and William Tinkler personally. They sponsor the greatest football team in the world also, Carlisle United. Anyway, Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers is only available on DVD as far as I know.

Sam
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 20, 2012, 09:59:05 AM
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Assault of Darkness (2009) AKA Legend of the Bog

Overview:
A 2000-year old mummified murder victim is disturbed from his hellish grave and rises from the dead seeking retribution for years trapped in purgatory. With his body unable to decay and his soul unable to reach heaven or hell it begins to wreak havoc on a group of strangers who unwittingly share a guilty secret.
Their only hope of salvation lies with a lone hunter (action's premier hard-man Vinnie Jones) with a dark past of his own. Only he can confront the evil our of the darkness and send it back to the hell from which it came.
Alone in the dark, this misfit group must confront misfortyune and mayhem as this mysterious victim seeks vengeeance on the dark secrets of their past.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Nora-Jane Noone is the only person here with a capable performance. Shame she is in crap like this after a breakthrough in Neil Marshall's The Descent.
Cons:
- The rest of the cast. Vinnie Jones is one of those hit or miss actors. I like Guy Ritchie, Mean Machine and Midnight Meat Market Vinnie, but not this Vinnie.
- Not a lot actually happens. They get lost, walk and come across a 'bog monster' who doesn't really do much.
- The story between the main characters and the bog monster doesn't tie in very well.
- The front cover is Vinnie Jones with a machine gun. Well, there is no machine gun here, and he isn't a main character as one would think, but a supporting character.
Overall:
Not even for the most hardcore of horror fans. Skip it. 1.5/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 20, 2012, 10:03:19 AM
Assault of Darkness joins my worst of 2009. Other films from 2009 I gave a 1.5/5 to are:
- Against the Dark
- Hotel for Dogs
- Kung Fu Flid
- Nine
- Repo Chick (and I'm a fan of Alex Cox)

I haven't given out a 1 or a 0.5 yet for 2009.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 20, 2012, 12:25:24 PM
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Rushmore (1998)

Overview:
Rushmore is the story of a gifted, rebellious teenager named Max Fischer (Jason Schwartzman), a 10th grader at elite Rushmore Academy. Editor of the school newspaper, captain or president of innumerable clubs and societies, Max is also one of the worst students in the school, and the threat of expulsion hangs permanently over his head.
Max's world is rocked when he falls for elegant 1st grade teacher Miss Cross (Olivia Williams), and finds himself competing for her affections with his friend, steel tycoon Mr. Blume (Bill Murray), the wealthy father of two of his classmates.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The dry humour really shines through, especially in the dialogue between Jason Schwartzman and Luke Wilson.
- The stage plays are just brilliant. Hilarious.
- The main cast is pretty good. Bill Murray shines as always, Olivia Williams is well selected and Schwartzman surprisingly manages to hold the lead role.
Cons:
- I think a little more time could've been spent on the later relationship development between Schwartzman and Murray.
- Some of the supporting cast, particularly the younger ones, are a little ropey at times.
Overall:
If you like Wes Anderson's style, you'll probably like this. My personal favourite is still "The Life Aquatic" but this is recommended viewing. If you haven't seen any of Anderson's movies, start here rather than with the uninspiring Bottle Rocket. 3.5/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Piffi on September 20, 2012, 01:16:18 PM
Hi Pfiffi,

Not only do I know the show, I actually know some of the family Eddie Jr. and William Tinkler personally. They sponsor the greatest football team in the world also, Carlisle United. Anyway, Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers is only available on DVD as far as I know.

Sam


Oh, nice! They've been on the tv-show a bit :D the greatest football team in the world? Nice, but Carisle United? Never heard of that one. But i thought it was MANU that was the greatest team ;)
But thanks for your time :)
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Post by: Mustrum_Ridcully on September 20, 2012, 01:35:44 PM
Nice, but Carisle United? Never heard of that one.
That is because they are so great that they usually pass completely unnoticed.
Or when did you last time take notice of the universe?  :laugh:
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Piffi on September 20, 2012, 01:50:24 PM
Hehe, good point ;)
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 20, 2012, 02:10:02 PM
We might be mid-table a couple of leagues below the premiership, but still the best in the world. You guys are so narrow-minded. :laugh:
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 20, 2012, 02:20:51 PM
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The Doom Generation (1995)

Overview:
Rose McGowan, James Duval and Johnathon Schaech star in boundary-pushing Gregg Araki's cult hit of the 90's: a no-holds-barred teen road-trip like no other.
Teen speed-freak Amy Blue and her dim-witted boyfriend Jordan White find their lives are turned on their heads when they meet the mysterious, charismatic drifter who has a bad habit of killing people. The trio embark on a hell-ride of a journey fuelled by sex and violence that takes debauchery to new heights.
This depraved teen-tear-up includes cameos from Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss, Parker Posy and Perry Farrell.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The soundtrack suits the high energy impact of the film.
- Rose McGowan, James Duval and Johnathon Schaech all do great jobs as the three main characters and the way they twist the opening statement of "Gregg Araki's first heterosexual movie" is sublime.
- The humour comes at just the right time in amongst the violence and sex scenes.
Cons:
- It isn't very polished. Dialogue is mediocre and the editing can leave a lot to be desired at times.
- The supporting cast are all average at best.
- Sometimes Araki tries a little too hard to maintain a certain style with the way scenes are shot when he should have just let the grittiness of what has happened speak for itself.
Overall:
Not Araki's best but fans of his will appreciate it. Rent it. 3/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: goodguy on September 20, 2012, 03:48:13 PM
That is actually my favorite Araki. Miles ahead of Tarantino's Pulp Fiction.
Wait, didn't I say that here already? Yes, I did (http://www.dvdcollectorsonline.com/index.php/topic,611.msg152275.html#msg152275) (with pictures).
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 20, 2012, 04:21:43 PM
That is actually my favorite Araki. Miles ahead of Tarantino's Pulp Fiction.
Wait, didn't I say that here already? Yes, I did (http://www.dvdcollectorsonline.com/index.php/topic,611.msg152275.html#msg152275) (with pictures).

I can't decide on my favourite. It's between Mysterious Skin and Totally Fucked Up. I need to rewatch Nowhere at some point.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 20, 2012, 04:31:01 PM
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Hollywood Kills (2006)

Overview:
Welcome to Hollyweird! James and Vaughn, two Texas cousins, arrive in Hollywood to visit James' sister Sarah, an aspiring film director and her roommate Chantelle, a hungry young actress & archetypal bombshell. An innocent night out leads to the foursome's path crossing that of two Hollywood players, Ken and Nate, whose promise of entry to an exclusive and secret Hollywood club leads them to the dark back streets of LA. What they don t know is that Ken and Nate are in the employ of Francis Fenway (Dominic Keating: Heroes, Beowulf, Prison Break), once a Hollywood player in his own right, but whose ego and narcissism drove a wedge between himself and the studio system. Being made an outcast has affected his tenuous grip on sanity and Fenway has created a new breed of filmmaking...Horror Reality...and he s lined up James, Sarah, Vaughn, and Chantelle as his next 'stars . Now they must fight to survive in a world where reality is based on the whims of a sadistic host with an ever-growing list of victims culled from those seeking success in the dream factory of Hollywood. The stage is set. The characters have taken their places. All is ready. Give it to the camera!

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Towards the end, some of the music selections are quite good.
Cons:
- The cast is beyond terrible.
- The script was either written by a twelve year old who had just watched Saw, or was poorly improvised on the spot.
- Special effects are of a poor quality.
- The sets. Looks like somebody's house has just been borrowed for the weekend last minute.
Overall:
The film is bad. Really bad. The UK DVD is worse. Heavily cropped and some dodgy audio. Skip it. 1/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 20, 2012, 04:31:47 PM
The above joins Date Movie and The Shadow Walkers as my worst of 2006.
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Post by: Piffi on September 20, 2012, 05:34:21 PM
Interesting cover tho Sam ;)
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Jimmy on September 20, 2012, 07:01:34 PM
Interesting cover tho Sam ;)
Really, for me it's the kind of cover who shout "Don't bother I'm a crappy DTDVD cheapo"
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 20, 2012, 07:27:27 PM
Interesting cover tho Sam ;)
Really, for me it's the kind of cover who shout "Don't bother I'm a crappy DTDVD cheapo"

Yeah, it was in a cheap bundle I picked up online. It was £1.20 for three movies delivered and I expect the other two will be of similar quality. The covers were funny enough for me to at least check them out though. :laugh:
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 20, 2012, 07:38:09 PM
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Gory Gory Hallelujah (2003)

Overview:
A Bawdy & Surreal Art Musical. With Zombies! After failing an audition for the role of Jesus in a local production, four would-be actors, a black militant, a bisexual hippy, a principled Jew and a free spirited redhead band together, hit the road on motorbikes and head for New York to seek their fame and fortune. After a fatal encounter with a group of Elvis impersonators in a roadside bar, the thespians go on the run only to find themselves stranded, arrested & imprisoned in the evangelical town of Jackville - where folk don t take kindly to blasphemers. Released into the custody of four pillars of the community the quartet expose the seedy underbelly of the seemingly quaint town, uncovering a sinister plot on the way and accidentally the apocalypse. As the oppressed turn against each other and the undead rise, who will emerge as the true Jesus? Can zombies bring redemption, or just eat flesh? The Absurd, Outrageous, Quirky, Colourful, Hilarious & Strange Cult Comedy! You've Never Seen Anything Like This!

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Hilariously camp. It feels like an amateur dramatic society has gotten together and just though 'bugger it - let's make a movie!'.
- The characters are mental. All four of the 'Jesus' characters are so different it makes for some funny moments.
- The sets look as though they have been put together by a local school and the cast overact so much and struggle to get through any scene with a straight face, that it is contagious and even the worst scene can be a blast.
Cons:
- It just isn't very good. File this one into the so bad, it's watchable category.
- It sort of advertises itself as a bit of a horror, but it really isn't.
- It could've done with a few musical numbers. It just had that campy am-dram feel to it.
Overall:
This is not a film that is very good, but if you're in the right frame of mind, there is fun to be had because of the mentalness of everyone involved. If you liked "Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter", you'll probably find something to enjoy here. Rent it. A generous 2.5/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Piffi on September 20, 2012, 07:42:17 PM
Interesting cover tho Sam ;)
Really, for me it's the kind of cover who shout "Don't bother I'm a crappy DTDVD cheapo"


Hehe, well.. If it wasnt for Sam's review, and i found that movie cheap some place, i would check it out :)
But since he gave it a 1, i will pass.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 20, 2012, 09:57:44 PM
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Car Babes (2006)

Overview:
After a half ass attempt to find a job, recent college graduate Ford Davis (Ben Savage: Boy Meets World) lands himself the one job he never wanted...working as a car salesman for his father Big Len. On the lot, Ford quickly learns that the game of car sales is not easy. His only saving grace becomes his co-workers, the CarBabes who teach him that selling cars is about selling yourself. After an unforgettable test drive with a self-assured hairdresser, Ford begins to gain confidence not only selling cars, but with his sexy new girlfriend. But back on the lot, mobile-home tycoon Ron Hamper has his evil eye on Big Len s property. After an uncalled for visit, Hamper threatens to shut Big Len down and turn Davis Automotive into a parking lot for his used campers. The days at Davis Automotive are numbered. Big Len and the CarBabes have all but given up, but Ford comes up with one final plan to save the dealership from impending doom.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Although the story is unoriginal, it is still fun and you care about the characters.
- Ben Savage has made the transition from TV to low budget b-movies quite well. The supporting cast is a mixed bag but Jon Gries and Blake Clark deserve a mention.
- It's well paced. The main story is set-up quickly and there isn't much monotony.
Cons:
- Any scene with Heather Ashley made me cringe. She didn't fit in with the rest of the cast well at all. Thankfully, her role is quite minimal.
- There are obvious budget limitations meaning the occasional action piece (like a crash) happens off-screen or in extreme close-up on certain car parts.
- You can see the ending happening a mile away.
Overall:
Unoriginal but an easy way to waste some time. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 21, 2012, 12:19:47 AM
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God Bless America (2011)

Overview:
Frank has had enough of the downward spiral of American culture, which he sees as overrun with cruelty, stupidity and intolerance. Divorced, recently fired, and possibly terminally ill, Frank truly has nothing left to live for. But instead of taking his own life, he buys a gun and decides to take out his frustration on the cruellest, stupidest, most intolerant people he can imagine—starting with some particularly odious reality television stars. Frank finds an unusual accomplice in a high-school student named Roxy, who shares his sense of rage and together they embark on a nation-wide assault on America’s dumbest, most irritating celebrities.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Isn't afraid to hold back on the mindless violence, which is kind of integral to the point they are making.
- The dialogue is beyond hilarious. Some great one-liners and great rapore between the leads.
- Joel Murray and Tara Lynne Barr. I haven't heard of either (though recognise Murray) but they were both perfect and I hope we have some great things to come from Barr.
- Who doesn't get seriously pissed off with the same thing the characters do? Sure, they aren't punishable by death, but some should be (mobiles/talking in cinema a particular favourite moment)!
Cons:
- Some of the satirical parodies got a little annoying.
Overall:
I've said it before and I'll say it again; Goldthwait is dark comedy gold. Now won't some of you PLEASE check out Sleeping Dogs? Highly recommended. 4.5/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 21, 2012, 12:23:02 AM
I'm yet to give out a 5/5 for 2011 which means God Bless America is the 9th movie to join my list of top movies for the year with a 4.5/5:
- Drive
- Fast Five (shut up - guilty pleasure series for me)
- The Grey
- Hobo with a Shotgun
- Kill-List
- Melancholia
- Super 8
- Warrior


On another note, I didn't watch this on disc, I streamed it via Lovefilm to my Xbox. For those who have Lovefilm, this is currently part of the package and certainly worth a free viewing. I now have it on price watch.
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Post by: Piffi on September 21, 2012, 12:49:48 AM
I was a bit dissapointed with Fast Five. (dont get me wrong, i liked aswell  :redcard: ) but i think they should try to stick to the original story.
And "Hobo With A Shotgun" one of the best horrormovies i've seen in a long time! ;)
Gave "Hobo with A Shotgun" 5/6
And "Fast Five" 5/6 aswell.
But in Fast 6, i hope they stick more to the original story, with what the movies started with :)
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 21, 2012, 12:58:08 AM
But in Fast 6, i hope they stick more to the original story, with what the movies started with :)

I hope they continue in the direction they have gone in. I'm enjoying the sort of heist feel with the cars still playing an important role. Looking forward to Letty being back. Some of it was filmed in Glasgow where I know quite a few people. They went to see if they could see anything but couldn't. Have read they used several new BMW M3s / M5s though.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Piffi on September 21, 2012, 01:08:46 AM
Cool! I've heard that they are filming some stuff in London aswell for Fast 6.
But i gotta disagree with you on something and that is with how the story is being developed right now.
For me personally i really liked the first and second movie the best! (the tokyo drift. What a waste IMO)
For me The Fast franchise is about the car races, car chases etc. But i do understand with 6 movies
that they gotta mix it up a bit. I just bought the complete fast & furious set 1-5 on blu. So i'm looking forward
to check it out again!  
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 21, 2012, 01:13:47 AM
So far I would rank them in the order 1/5/4/2/3 so it seems we both agree the third is the worst and the first is the best. I hope they keep Han in it for a while yet, whilst I bet Lucas Black is sat at home praying for the storyline in the newer ones to get past the third film so he can be in something people have heard of again.

For those that didn't know, the storyline goes 1/2/4/5/3 so not that confusing and it has all been tied together well.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Piffi on September 21, 2012, 01:21:04 AM
So far I would rank them in the order 1/5/4/2/3 so it seems we both agree the third is the worst and the first is the best. I hope they keep Han in it for a while yet, whilst I bet Lucas Black is sat at home praying for the storyline in the newer ones to get past the third film so he can be in something people have heard of again.

For those that didn't know, the storyline goes 1/2/4/5/3 so not that confusing and it has all been tied together well.


I totally agree on the bolded part! :)

My rank would be - 1/2/4/5/3. (dont know why did that Tokyo stuff) but thats me tho.
And i am real curious how they will do it with the number 6 tho.
As you said (a guilty pleasure for me aswell  :redcard:)
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Jimmy on September 21, 2012, 01:38:44 AM
Quote from: samuelrichardscott

God Bless America (2011)

Highly recommended. 4.5/5
Another one who like this film here ;D
That happen so rarely when I praise a movie arround here :(
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 21, 2012, 12:08:16 PM
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Creation (2009)

Overview:
What happens when a world-renowned scientist, crushed by the loss of his eldest daughter, formulates a theory in conflict with religious dogma? This is the story of Charles Darwin and his master-work 'The Origin of Species'. It tells of a global revolution played out the confines of a small English village; a passionate marriage torn apart by the most dangerous idea in history; and a theory saved from extinction by the logic of a child.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- I didn't think Paul Bettany could pull off the role of Charles Darwin, but he does so very well. Jennifer Connelly is also great as his wife.
- The film does look a lot at Darwin's personal conflicts with religion (his wife was deeply religious, Darwin was an athiest) but the religious aspect is not overdone.
- The emotional journey Darwin went on is also portrayed very well, though A LOT of artistic liberties have been taken.
Cons:
- At times it felt a little melodramatic.
- The 'Darwin slowly going mad' bit was overdone at times.
Overall:
It's a good movie with a great cast. Strays quite a bit from the truth at times, but if you can get past that fact, I recommended it. A generous 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 21, 2012, 03:24:41 PM
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World's Greatest Dad (2009)

Overview:
A thoughtful but outrageous comedy from Bobcat Goldthwait, World’s Greatest Dad is a story about a man who learns that the things you want most may not be the things that make you happy. Robin Williams stars as Lance Clayton, a man who has learnt to settle. He dreamed of being a rich and famous writer, but has only managed to make it as a high school poetry teacher. His only son Kyle (Daryl Sabara) is an insufferable jackass who won’t give his father the time of day. Then, in the wake of a freak accident, Lance suffers the worst tragedy and the greatest opportunity of his life. He is suddenly faced with the possibility of all the fame, fortune and popularity he ever dreamed of, if only he can live with the knowledge of how he got there.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Robin Williams. Why can't he keep doing this darker comedy? It suits him amazingly well and he's excellent at it.
- The dialogue, as to be expected with Goldthwait's movies, is very dry and very funny.
- The ending just comes in one big swoop, and plays out suitably well for such a morbid topic.
Cons:
- A little too much time spent on the love interest.
- The other male teacher that does creative writing seemed completely out of place.
Overall:
If you like your comedy dark, then this is recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 21, 2012, 03:25:41 PM
For those with Sky, this is on Skyplayer (how I watched it).

Jimmy, you should definately check out this and Sleeping Dogs Lie.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 21, 2012, 06:03:44 PM
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Clean Slate (1994)

Overview:
Dana Carvey (Wayne's World), Valeria Golino (Rain Man), James Earl Jones (The Lion King), Kevin Pollak (The Usual Suspects) and Michael Murphy (Magnolia) star in the brightest comedy in years! Private investigator M.L. Pogue (Carvey) has developed a rare case of amnesia that causes him to forget all the details of his life each time he falls asleep. But that's not his only problem. He's also the key witness in the murder trial of a dangerous mobster - and he can't remember the guy, the crime or even his own name! Pogue attempts to put the pieces of the case - and his life - back in order with the help of a tape recorder and an eye-patched pooch. But with his deadline to testify on the case fast approaching and bad guys coming at him from every angle, it's definitely a situation that anyone would want to forget!

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- A good supporting cast. Kevin Pollak is better than usual, James Earl Jones is always great and Valeria Golino also does a good job.
- I quite like the idea that the material witness for a murder trial wakes up each day with his memory gone.
- There are some good comedy situations here and although they aren't utilised the best, it's passable.
Cons:
- Outside of the Wayne's World movies, I just can't help but find Dana Carvey to be quite untalented.
- Dana Carvey does not fit the characteristics of his character. We needed someone a bit more... manly.
- At times it wasn't paced particularly well and just sort of plodded along.
Overall:
Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 21, 2012, 08:50:15 PM
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Buffalo Bill (1944)

Overview:
Part fact, part fiction, all legend... This epic western chronicles the life and times of the world's most legendary cowboy. Relive the adventures of Colonel William "Buffalo Bill" Cody (JOEL McCREA), from his army days negotiating peace with Native American chief Yellow Hand (ANTHONY QUINN) to his marriage with Eastern belle Louisa (MAUREEN O'HARA). Culminating in his remarkable stint as an international Wild West showman, this action-packed movie celebrates the rugged individualism of the man who represents the frontier spirit.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Some of the action scenes are well shot and done on a large enough scale to feel authentic.
- There are some good set pieces, my favourite of which is Buffalo Bill shooting in the fairground.
- Maureen O'Hara. Ever a star, she shines here around an otherwise average cast.
Cons:
- Anthony Quinn as Chief Yellow Hand? Really?
- I like my biopics to be as close to fact as possible and whilst I understand artistic license is often required, if you read about Buffalo Bill there seems to be more fiction than fact here.
- Whilst Maureen O'Hara excels, there isn't much chemistry between her and Joel McCrea.
Overall:
A modest effort that is worth a look for western fans. Rent it. 3/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Mustrum_Ridcully on September 21, 2012, 10:32:10 PM
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World's Greatest Dad (2009)

Thanks for reminding me that this was still in my unwatched-pile.
Watched it tonight and agree with your rating, even though not quite with your "Cons".
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 21, 2012, 11:03:07 PM
Don't get me wrong, I can see why the love interest and other teacher are there but I just felt it didn't quite fit in very well. Glad you liked it though.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 21, 2012, 11:18:40 PM
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Blazing Saddles (1974)

Overview:
"My name is Jim, but most people call me... Jim." And while Blazing Saddles is deliriously funny, most people call it deliriously funnier, thanks to this special, extras-packed 30th-Anniversary Edition.
Filmmmaker, star and paddle-ball wiz Mel Brooks goes way out West and way out of his mind with a spiffy spoof set in an 1874 Old West where 1974 Hollywood is just one soundstage away - and where nonstop fun blasts prejudices to the high comedy heavens. Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder, Slim Pickens, Harvey Korman, Madeline Khan and more join for horseplay and horselaughs, making Blazing Saddles the #6 choice among the American Film Insitiute's Top-100 Comedies. Give these out to the boys in lieu of pay. And enjoy.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Cleavon Little is great in the lead role. Obviously Gene Wilder and Madeline Kahn don't go amiss either.
- Several fantastic set pieces. The quicksand segment is worth picking this movie up for alone.
- There are some very funny musical moments, the best being Kahn performing "I'm So Tired".
- I've seen this several times now and the replay value is very high. Some parts still make me laugh even though I know they're coming.
Cons:
- You can see there is quite a lot of improvisation and like any comedy, a couple of moments whimper to the wayside.
- I like the end just up until they start running around the studio. It stops it becoming highly recommended from me.
Overall:
The best western comedy ever and worthy of it's place in all the 'top movie' lists it makes. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 22, 2012, 10:56:28 AM
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Shark Night (2011)

Overview:
Arriving by boat at her family’s Louisiana lake island cabin, Sara (Sara Paxton, Superhero Movie, Last House on the Left) and her friends quickly strip down to their swimsuits for a weekend of fun in the sun. But when star football player Malik (Sinqua Walls) stumbles from the salt-water lake with his arm torn off, the party mood quickly evaporates. Assuming the injury was caused by a freak wake-boarding accident, the group realises they have to get Malik to a hospital on the other side of the lake, and fast. But as they set out in a tiny speedboat, the college friends discover the lake has been stocked with hundreds of massive, flesh-eating sharks! As they face one grizzly death after another, Sara and the others struggle desperately to fend off the sharks, get help and stay alive long enough to reach the safety of dry land.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Donal Logue is the best actor here, playing the Sheriff.
- There are some good kill scenes, the best being Joel David Moore's (not a spoiler really considering the genre and the part he plays!).
- It's a fun take on the genre with how the sharks have made it to the lake (won't spoil that).
Cons:
- The CGI isn't of the highest quality.
- The kills don't really come fast enough.
- It's light on tension.
Overall:
This is a favourite sub-genre of mine so whilst most will hate this, I had a bit of fun. Rent it. 3/5

As a side note, the 3D Blu-ray I borrowed was okay. The odd effect of something jumping out but it was mainly adding depth to the surroundings.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 23, 2012, 12:13:48 AM
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Duck Soup (1933)

Overview:
Duck Soup captures some of the Marx Brothers' zaniest routines and funniest quips, creating a laugh-out-loud spectacle of politics gone haywire. Backed by wealthy widow Mrs. Teasdale (regular Marx straightwoman Margaret Dumont), Groucho becomes the leader of Freedonia, quickly frustrating his cabinet and offending the aggressive neighbouring country to the point of war. Chico and Harpo, sent by the rival country, spy on Groucho and try to steal his battle plans, but when war does come, loyalties become muddled all around. Director Leo McCarey gets the most out of the brothers, letting them be their wackiest best in what many critics consider to be the funniest Marx Brothers movie. Groucho plays Rufus T. Firefly, one of his best characters. The one-liners fly through the air like the bombs exploding in the hysterical battle scene. Duck Soup is a must-see comedy spectacular; don't blink or you'll miss yet another stinger....

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Zeppo gets a much bigger role in this movie than in other Marx Brothers outings.
- There is some very good Vaudeville comedy, making a decent transition to the big screen.
- The encounters with the lemonade vendor just cracked me up.
Cons:
- I wasn't a fan of the musical numbers in this one.
- Sometimes the satire and the slapstick don't work well with each other.
Overall:
This is my least favourite Marx Brothers movie I have seen which will be an unpopular opinion I'm sure. However, I still recommend it! 3.5/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 23, 2012, 01:16:06 PM
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Three Kingdoms: Resurrection of the Dragon (2008)

Overview:
In a country torn asunder by civil war, Zhao (Andy Lau), a common man rises up the ranks to command an army that liberates the land from an evil warlord. His heroism becomes legend but when a newly enthroned king decides peace can only be achieved by defeating the warlords once and for all, the aging Zhao is called into action once again for his final and greatest campaign.
With the stirring majesty of Braveheart, the blistering battles of Hero and the heart-wrenching drama of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Three Kingdoms brings to life one of the greatest episodes in Chinese history in all its staggering scale and splendour.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Andy Lau and Sammo Hung Kam-Bo. Two of the greatest Eastern actors do well here and suit their roles. Maggie Q also stepped up to the mark, although it was a shame that she doesn't appear to the latter stages.
- Just as he did more recently with 14 Blades, director Daniel Lee has done a great job with the scale of the film. I doubt Hollywood could manage this scale with a $25m budget.
- The battle scenes are very well played out. Some cracking one on one fights that really show the skills and the training of the cast involved.
Cons:
- The "Three Kingdoms" fable is hard to condense into a 100 minute movie. John Woo's "Red Cliff" needed two full movies and there was also an 80+ episode show telling this story so imagine a lot has been removed from the story in order to fit it in. It does feel at times that the dialogue is there simply to tell the story outline and link the battles.
- Some of the editing is debatable. A lot of cuts, even in non-action scenes when longer shots would've suited much better.
Overall:
It's recommended viewing if you're a fan of the cast, but it should have been longer and had more dramatic depth. Because of the battle scenes, I'll bump it half a point to a 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 23, 2012, 04:56:08 PM
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Age of the Gunslinger (2009) AKA Shadowheart

Overview:
1865: James Conners returns home to the town of Legend, New Mexico to avenge his father's death at the hand of the ruthless Will Tunney. Along the way he recaptures his long-lost love Mary Cooper and together they set in motion a chain of events that will change both their lives.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- A couple of good cameos here from William Sadler, Daniel Baldwin and Rance Howard.
- The best character here is easily the villain, Will Tunney, played as required by Angus MacFadyen.
- The sets are of good quality considering the likely budget of the production.
Cons:
- Whilst the story gets by okay, it is very cliched and unoriginal.
- Justin Ament in the lead role. I've seen plenty worse but it's no wonder this was his last role at the time of writing.
- There's a few plot holes and too many random characters.
Overall:
Not enough originality or polish, but far from the worst I have seen. Still, I recommend you skip this one. 2/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 24, 2012, 03:14:17 PM
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Cleopatra (1963)

Overview:
Possibly the most alluring, mysterious and powerful woman of all time, Cleopatra (Elizabeth Taylor) changed the course of history when two of the most powerful men in Rome fell in love with her. Rex Harrison is Julius Caesar, who wins the Egyptian throne for Cleopatra, marries her and provides her with a child, Caesarean. Upon returning to his native country, Caesar is crowned Dictator of Rome, but his desperate desire for even greater power causes a worried Roman Senate to fatally conspire against him on the Ides of March.
Several years later, Marc Antony (Richard Burton), previously Caesar's right-hand man, is now a general in charge of all Eastern provinces. Financial troubles cause him to turn to Cleopatra for help and she soon seduces him, setting in motion another all-consuming affair. However, for the new Dictator of Rome, Octavian (Roddy McDowall), Antony is now all that stands in the way of his absolute rule of the Empire. Octavian and the Senate declare war on Egypt, paving the way for a great battle between these two ancient superpowers.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Rex Harrison and Roddy McDowell are the real stars here, both putting in exceptional turns.
- They didn't hold back on the set design or the costumes.
- The score by Alex North is varied and very well done, adding tension and drama to the relevant scenes.
Cons:
- Liz Taylor and Richard Burton. Maybe it was to do with all the negative press into their personal lives at the time, but both have proved they are capable of so much better.
- The story seems rushed in parts and just skips over some interesting moments. The original movie was supposed to be over six hours but Fox demanded cuts down to the four hour movie everyone is familiar with.
- Some of the more expressive bits of dialogue is a little rough around the edges.
Overall:
For me, a bit of a disappointment although it was certainly watchable. I just hope we get the six hour+ version one day because I'm sure that'll strengthen the movie massively. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 24, 2012, 03:15:58 PM
btw, I watched the two-hour documentary on this release which is better than the movie itself! It should be noted that although renowned for almost making Fox bankrupt, it actually made its money back when the TV rights were sold. Any sales from VHS, DVD and BR has all been profit, so in the long-run a good investment I guess!
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 24, 2012, 05:46:37 PM
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My Bloody Valentine (2009)

Overview:
The town of Harmony would like to forget its horrific past. Ten years ago, after a tragic mining accident, Harry Warden awoke from his coma on Valentine's Day - and brutally murdered 22 people with a pickaxe before being killed himself. Now, after years of peace, there's a killer on the loose, again wearing a miner's mask and brandishing a pickaxe. Has Harry Warden returned from the dead?

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The death scenes are really well done, over the top and well shot. Some cracking gore.
- Jenson Ackles and Jaime King put in good, if slightly mismatched showings, supported by a better than average cast.
- The pace is unrelenting and it doesn't give you time to think.
Cons:
- It's cliched to the max.
- Some of the editing is a bit choppy.
Overall:
It's an entertaining popcorn flick and it doesn't try to be anything else. Some will hate it, but I dug it when I first saw it and enjoyed it again here. Recommended. 3.5/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Piffi on September 24, 2012, 11:25:32 PM
I gave "My Bloody Valentine" a 4 if i remember correctly.
A good movie that i watched on dvd back when it first
came out. I'll pick up the blu if its cheap enough some day :)
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 25, 2012, 03:38:59 PM
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The Other Boleyn Girl (2008)

Overview:
Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson star as Anne and Mary Boleyn in this adaptation of the bestselling novel by Philippa Gregory. While their story is perhaps one of history's most well known, The Other Boleyn Girl has fun with the facts, creating a lusty, dramatic tale of deception and betrayal. The film begins with the girls' power-hungry uncle (David Morrissey), discovering that King Henry VIII's (Eric Bana) marriage to Catherine of Aragon (Ana Torrent) is falling apart. Their uncle suggests to their father (Mark Rylance) that he tempt the King into taking Anne (Portman) as his mistress, thus putting the family in the King's favour. But the King has no time for the strong-willed Anne, and instead turns his attentions to her already married, soft-spoken sister Mary. With her eye on the Queen's crown, Anne renews her attempts to seduce the king, driving a wedge between her and her sister.
Bana is a brooding, sexy Henry, and Portman and Johansson both give strong performances as the beautiful and bewitching sisters. While some might quibble over the historical inaccuracies of the film, most will let themselves get lost in the sea of beautiful bodices, and the anticipation of when those bodices might be ripped.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- It looks stunning, from the long sweeping shots to the close-ups. The sets, locations and costumes are also exceptional.
- The dialogue is well written and at times thought-provoking.
- The supporting cast, particularly Jim Sturgess and Kristin Scott Thomas are excellent.
Cons:
- Anyone in the UK with a secondary school education can point out how historically inccurate the movie is. Not sure how close it is to the book though as I've never read it.
- I'm a fan of Scarlett Johannson, Natalie Portman and Eric Bana but all three struggle here, especially with the accents. Surely there are more than enough great period actors/actresses in the UK who'd have been perfectly acceptable?
- The end is really cheesy.
Overall:
Overrated, but more than bearable if you can get past the accents and inaccuracies thanks to the supporting cast. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 25, 2012, 05:57:33 PM
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Jack Frost (1997)

Overview:
He's got ice in his veins and he's cold blooded, his name is Jack Frost. After five years of terror and 38 bodies in five states, serial killer Jack is on his way to execution. But a freak accident with a truckload of genetic material in the middle of a snowstorm mutates Jack into a killer snowman. Now only an army can stop the 'slayride' of terror from this frosty monster with icicle fangs. Hell has just frozen over... he's the abominable Jack Frost.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Some absolutely hilarious moments, best being the death by baubels.
- Shannon Elizabeth in one of her early roles. Although she isn't a great actress, she is one of the better cast members here and I always like seeing stars in their earlier movies, although she is raped in a bath by a defrosted snowman who refreezes here in one of the more bizarre moments.
- It's completely mental and the script is so bad, it's unintentionally funny.
Cons:
- The standard of acting is poor throughout.
- The gore and special effects are rather lacklustre.
- The story is ridiculously stupid.
Overall:
This is a bad bad film, but it's one that easily fits in the so bad it's good category. Low end rental. 2.5/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 25, 2012, 05:59:30 PM
Jimmy, I think you would enjoy Jack Frost. There is also a sequel but I'm not daft enough to buy it just yet! :laugh:

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Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Jimmy on September 25, 2012, 06:24:06 PM
Jimmy, I think you would enjoy Jack Frost.
Pete maybe, me probably not :shrug:

That cover look way too awfull for me, just sound cheap DTDVD to me. I'm more a fan of sixties, seventies and eighties stuff; of course I purchased some more recent horror film occasionally but usually it's to get the free shipping at Amazon.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 26, 2012, 01:11:07 AM
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Clubland (2007)

Overview:
Meet the Dwights. Jeannie (Brenda Blethyn) is a loving mother, cook, divorcee, and on the road to a comeback as a comedienne. Her ex-husband is staging a comeback of his own in country music. With eccentric wannabe parents like these and a disabled brother, it's not surprising to see that life hasn't always been easy for Tim, a shy boy, who's a disaster with women. When he meets the beautiful and feisty Jill, things seem to be looking up for him. There is only one thing standing in his path to happiness... his mother!

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Not only is Brenda Blethyn fantastic as usual, but the otherwise Australian cast ensembled here are above average, especially Khan Chittenden and Emma Booth.
- There's enough light comedy scattered through the drama to never make it overly depressing.
- They work in the disabled brother Mark extremely well, making him one of the main characters rather than only using him for vital plot points.
Cons:
- Brenda Blethyn's character Jeannie gets a bit frustrating to watch towards the end due to the way they have overplayed her breakdown.
- At times, the script feels underdeveloped and they could have delved into some of the characters a bit deeper, like Jill.
Overall:
A solid enough drama that is above average due to the strength of the casting. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 27, 2012, 12:35:34 AM
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In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)

Overview:
Action superstar Jason Statham and iconic director Uwe Boll join forces for the breathtaking action adventure "In The Name Of The King".
A simple farmer is forced to take up arms after evil tyrant Gallian unleashes a bloodthirsty army that ravages his village and ensnares his family. As the marauding forces begin to overrun the country in an effort to crush the noble King Konreid, the once peace-loving Farmer is forced to rise and fight for all he loves and lives for. With a band of skilled and trusted warriors, he embarks on a journey into uncharted territory on a perilous rescue mission to destroy Gallian's brutal reign of terror once and for all.
Featuring an all star cast, including Ron Perlman ("Hellboy"), John Rhys-Davies ("Lord Of The Rings") Burt Reynolds ("Boogie Nights") and Ray Liotta ("Goodfellas") with incredible battle scenes by the world-renowned action choreographer of "Hero" and "House Of Flying Daggers", "In The Name Of The King" delivers the most thrilling spectacle you could possibly imagine.

My Thoughts:
Well first of all, let me get one thing straight. Although Uwe Boll is not a very good director, he is far from the worst ever and I think many people unfairly judge his movies without giving him a chance because it's the cool thing to do. In fact, Boll could make the next Citizen Kane and it would still be hated by critics and the like. Don't get me wrong, In the Name of the King is not a very good film and Boll is a long way off making the next Citizen Kane, but it isn't all bad.  The cast he has amassed is generally rather good. We have Jason Statham, Ron Perlman and Claire Forlani amongst others. However, Matthew Lillard is totally out of place and his part is a complete mess. The film itself, is a below average fantasy romp and I can see what he was aiming for but Boll's biggest problem is everything always seems rushed. He has some good ideas, and he is steadily getting better as a director (well, you couldn't get much worse than his earliest movies) but everything just lacks that finishing touch and polish. The film feels rushed and incomplete, the editing is sloppy and the effects very poor for a movie which had a $60m budget. I can't bring myself to recommend this to anyone but it isn't as bad as many will have you believe. Skip it. 2/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 27, 2012, 12:49:45 AM
As a side note for the inevitable Boll discussion, I have also seen:
House of the Dead - 1.5/5 (not seen since release and can't remember much)
Alone in the Dark - 1.5/5 (not seen since release and can't remember much)
Far Cry - a generous 2/5

In my to watch pile:
- House of America
- Tunnel Rats

I still hold out a little hope that he stops rushing these productions through... Seriously. he has finished 22 movies since 2000 with three more on the way (one post-production, one filming, one in-production). He should take some time and give himself an entire year for a film and see how the result turns out... :whistle:
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Jimmy on September 27, 2012, 01:01:48 AM
Sam at least try to watch his better films... Darfur, Fist of the Reich, Stoic or Tunnel Rats and you'll see that he is a good director when he wants to. Except for Alone in the Dark, who is a complete mess with awfull CGI and a lot of bad casting, I like all his films. You just watch them as fun B-movie nothing else. I'm far more offended when I see a 200$ millions Hollywood pieces of crap ridden with CGI, bad editing, wooden acting and a "we don't care" attitude (to not wrote "we don't give a F") with no soul, at least Uwe Boll like what he do...
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 27, 2012, 01:09:57 AM
we just need to watch them as fun B-movie nothing else).

This is what I do! I see potential in Boll, but it isn't necessarily as a director. The guy is a genius at securing finance for the movies he wants to make and getting full control over his movies through his own company. He could be an incredibly good (hands on) producer if he sorted out financing and let someone with a bit more professionalism and skill do the directing. Boll's real problem is that everything feels rushed and not enough thought has gone into it and he needs to think about things a bit more - as a producer, he can do that!

btw, ever seen any interviews with him? He's a complete nutcase. A likeable and to-the-point nutcase, but a gonk all the same. :laugh:

Also, just realised the House of America I own is not the Boll film, but the Marc Evans film. I will try and check out the films you mentioned but I've only been picking his movies up when I see them for pennies. The three I have, cost me a total of £3.04 so far.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 27, 2012, 01:16:06 AM
btw, another good thing for him concentrating on being a producer would be the casting - because despite his reputation, he still pulls in some reasonable names to his movies.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Jimmy on September 27, 2012, 01:20:02 AM
You are cheap :P

I always buy them new and I even import Fist of the Reich and Auschwitz from your country because they weren't available here :laugh:

well, you couldn't get much worse than his earliest movies.
BTW Heart of America and Blackwoods he did before House of the Dead are not bad movies :whistle:
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 27, 2012, 04:23:24 PM
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Dances with Wolves (1990)

Overview:
In 1864 on man went in search of the frontier... and found himself.
Kevin Costner is Lt. John Dunbar who, as a reward for an act of heroism, chooses reassignment to the Western Frontier. Dunbar becomes caught between two worlds as he is drawn into the loving and honourable folds of a Sioux tribe living in the Dakota territory. This powerful story follows Dunbar's romances and friendships with an extraordinary race of people, and ultimately, the crucial decision he must make as white settlers continue their violent and ruthless journey into the lands of the Native Americans.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- It's a long long film, but the story never bores - it captivates.
- The cinematography is lush. Really awesome shots and great use of the locations.
- Characters are well developed, and the dialogue / script is strong.
- The supporting cast all play their parts very well indeed. Graham Greene and Rodney A. Grant are of particular note as Kicking Bird and Wind In His Hair.
Cons:
- As much as this was a spectacular directorial debut for Costner, he occassionally struggles with the more emotional scenes as the star.
Overall:
This is a corker of a film - highly polished, gripping and a great story. Highly recommended. 4.5/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: DSig on September 27, 2012, 05:15:46 PM
I agree with most everything you said .. especially the "As much as this was a spectacular directorial debut for Costner, he occassionally struggles with the more emotional scenes as the star".

I really like Costner .. i have never really understood why as his character emotion never really seems to come across.  But there you go .. fickle human here :)
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 27, 2012, 06:41:17 PM
I really like Costner

So do I, and I wish he would direct more. This and Open Range are excellent whilst The Postman is fun for what it is though I need to rewatch that one. I can't believe these are the only movies he has actually directed...
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 27, 2012, 06:56:02 PM
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Highlander III: The Sorcerer (1994)

Overview:
Conner MacLeod (CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT) is back - braver, wiser and stronger than ever...
But now MacLeod is about to face his fiercest enemy yet - Kane The Sorcerer (MARIO VAN PEEBLES), an indestructible master of illusion whose single minded aim is to control the future of the world by harnessing the power of the past. That power must come from the death of one man - Highlander himself. It is a conquest that will take these immortal warriors through three continents in three centuries.. culminating in a lethal battle that could mark the end of civilisation itself.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- It's better than the second. The plot, as low-key as it is, actually makes sense this time!
- The score by Peter J. Robinson is great to listen to and there is a wide enough mix in choices.
- Christopher Lambert is enjoyable enough to watch and Deborah Kara Unger decent as the love interest.
Cons:
- It's extremely predictable. If you can't figure out the ending long before it happens, then nobody can help you in life.
- I wasn't really digging Mario Van Peebles as the villain. He's a bit too campy for my liking.
- The special effects are laughable.
- Dialogue is poor throughout, and some avenues of the story could have been more in-depth.
Overall:
I'm sure hardcore Highlander fans will get some enjoyment out of it, and there is no doubt about it that is better than the second, but I say skip it. Note that I watched the theatrical cut of the movie. 2/5


My reviews for the previous films:
- Highlander (1986) - http://www.dvdcollectorsonline.com/index.php/topic,6328.msg149713/topicseen.html#msg149713
- Highlander II: The Quickening (1991) - http://www.dvdcollectorsonline.com/index.php/topic,6328.msg154014/topicseen.html#msg154014
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 28, 2012, 12:17:07 PM
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The Shrine (2010)

Overview:
After a young backpacker goes missing, a group of journalists link his disappearance to a remote village called Alvaina. Upon further investigation, the journalists discover that Alvaina has a history of bizarre cult activity revolving around human sacrifice. Hell bent on discovering the truth, they travel to the small village, but quickly find themselves pursued by a mysterious group set on killing them. Forced into the gruesome reality of true survival horror, the journalist's soon discover that Alvaina hides a much darker secret than they could ever imagine.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The score is very atmospheric and builds tension well, especially in the woods.
- There are few cliches and a good attempt at building up to an interesting ending.
- The acting was serviceable. Aaron Ashmore, Cindy Sampson and Meghan Heffern were all suitably cast. Could've been better, but they were generally fine.
Cons:
- Some of the special effects could've been better.
- The movie suffered a little from some poor dialogue which could've been polished up.
- Some of the locations didn't look as good as they should've done, especially towards the end.
Overall:
The Shrine is a good visceral horror which doesn't rely on cheap scares. It has its problems, but is worth a watch. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: Piffi on September 28, 2012, 12:38:07 PM
I've been thinking about that one. But havent been sure
Thanks for the review! I remember they had that one cheap
on my local movie store not long ago :)
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on September 28, 2012, 05:31:49 PM
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Hot Blood (1956)

Overview:
Set in the gypsy community of contemporary Los Angeles, aspiring dancer Stephen Torino (Cornel Wilde), is tricked by his brother into an arranged marriage with tempestuous Annie Caldash (Jane Russell). Annie is willing to give the union a go, but Torino wants none of it. Several risque complications and lively musical numbers later, Torino changes his mind.

My Thoughts:
I held up some hope for "Hot Blood" because director Nicholas Ray had previously directed the excellent "Johnny Guitar" and "Rebel Without a Cause", but unfortunately, I was ultimately disappointed here. Whilst there is no doubt that Cornel Wilde and Jane Russell are two great stars of yesteryear, they didn't seem to fit well together in this movie and that made it difficult to watch throughout. The story itself is passable but it just struggles to get moving and I didn't think the music was all that great either. Whilst not a complete waste of time, I can't find any real reason to recommend a viewing of Hot Blood. Skip it. 2/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Najemikon on September 28, 2012, 09:33:08 PM
I agree with most everything you said .. especially the "As much as this was a spectacular directorial debut for Costner, he occassionally struggles with the more emotional scenes as the star".

I really like Costner .. i have never really understood why as his character emotion never really seems to come across.  But there you go .. fickle human here :)

Still my favourite film and the only one I would never try to review. It's the film that made me love film in general and he one I can relate to more than any other. While I know what you mean about Costner, I see so much in that character, more than any other, that actually his delivery is perfect for me.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 03, 2012, 12:52:57 AM
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Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)

Overview:
The Umbrella Corporation's deadly T-virus continues to ravage the Earth, transforming the global population into legions of the flesh eating Undead. The human race's last and only hope, Alice, awakens in the heart of Umbrella's most clandestine operations facility and unveils more of her mysterious past as she delves further into the complex.

My Thoughts:
I think the Resident Evil movies are quite good fun. Completely brainless, but fun nonetheless. I caught the latest entry today in the cinema in 3D and I have to say, the fun has carried on. Whilst the story itself is mediocre at best, it doesn't stop you being blown away by the lightning pace from start to finish and some fantastic special effects. I'm neither for or against 3D but here it worked very well indeed for the most part and added some real depth, though some of the 3D bits were a bit amiss in the fight scenes. I really enjoyed having Michelle Rodriguez back, and of course Milla and Sienna were both present too. The style has changed for the better IMO, with some nice attempts at giving it a videogame feel at times and the ending has left me wanting more with the awesome cliffhanger. Overall, it was a good laugh, and I enjoyed it. Recommended, but for RE fans ONLY. 3.5/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 03, 2012, 12:59:37 AM
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Looper (2012)

Overview:
In the year 2042, a man working for a group of killers called "Loopers" (they work for the mob and kill people who are sent blindfolded back in time from the year 2072 by their bosses) recognizes a victim as himself. He hesitates resulting in the escape of his older self.

My Thoughts:
Yes, I am on the mainland to visit the cinema. Yes, I have spent the money on a ferry and a hotel for a few nights just for a cinema trip, and it is all because of this movie so it had a lot of hope on its shoulders! Thankfully, Rian Johnson fucking nailed it! Everything about Looper was superb, the effects, the story, the casting, the dialogue, the ending. I'm not going to mess round here, I'm just going to tell you to see it. It's even better than Brick (more polished) so it of course comes highly recommended. 5/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 03, 2012, 01:01:05 AM
I timed my cinema trip this week not just for Looper (though yes, mainly), but so I can meet friends tomorrow and then see Taken 2 also on Thursday, another of my most anticipated!
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 04, 2012, 04:57:47 PM
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The Campaign (2012)

Overview:
In order to gain influence over their North Carolina district, two CEOs seize an opportunity to oust long-term congressman Cam Brady by putting up a rival candidate. Their man: naive Marty Huggins, director of the local Tourism Center.

My Thoughts:
I went to see this at the cinema today and was very unsure going in for several reasons. Director Jay Roach, is good, but he has never blown me away and Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianikis can be funny, but I find them to struggle when they are the main role in a movie rather than support. The Campaign brings both Ferrell and Galifianikis together as the two main characters under the direction of Roach and I have to admit I was pleasantly surprised. It's a not a fantastic comedy, but there are several laugh out loud moments (the baby punch) and I did love seeing Dan Aykroyd and John Lithgow playing brothers. There is also a little cameo by John Goodman and some good supporting roles from Jason Suduikis, Brian Cox and Dylan McDermott. The story moves a long at a good pace, never boring or overplaying itself and is overall an above average comedy in my opinion. Recommended, especially if you're a fan of the cast members. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 05, 2012, 10:48:37 PM
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Taken 2 (2012)

Overview:
In Istanbul, retired CIA operative Bryan Mills and his wife are taken hostage by the father of a kidnapper Mills killed while rescuing his daughter.

My Thoughts:
Taken was a surprise hit a few years ago and a film that I really enjoy watching having seen it several times now. Because of it becoming a surprise hit, a sequel was inevitable, and when I heard Olivier Megaton who directed the great fun Colombiana was going to helm the project, I was excited. Unfortunately though, Taken 2 is a bit of a disappointment. The action scenes, whilst good, are nothing special and are as cliched as they come right down to a car chase where the villain is taken out by a train. The cast are fine, though it is stretching it a bit having Maggie Grace play a 19 year old (she is 29), and Liam Neeson manages to deliver some daft dialogue without making it sound completely ridiculous. Overall, Taken 2 could be any one of the many random action movies out there and there isn't anything to push it ahead of the pack, which is a shame after the great first movie. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 05, 2012, 11:06:07 PM
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The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012)

Overview:
An introvert freshman is taken under the wings of two seniors who welcome him to the real world.

My Thoughts:
I went into this one not knowing anything about it other than the fact is starred Emma Watson in a post-Potter role. Having now watched movies from all the main Potter cast members, I have to say that if Watson does more films like this, she will be miles ahead of her former co-stars for years to come. The Perks of Being a Wallflower is fantastically written and Ezra Miller and Logan Lerman are also perfectly cast. The soundtrack is both brilliant and fitting, and the story moves along at a good pace tackling a few subjects very well - from 'fitting in' and growing up, to mental health issues. Recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 06, 2012, 11:07:19 PM
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Dead Man Running (2009)

Overview:
The world's favourite gangster duo is back on breathtaking form in the year's most explosive, high-octane blockbuster! The clock is ticking and the boys, Danny Dyer (Doghouse, The Business) and Tamer Hassan (Eastern Promises, The Business), have just 24 hours to raise $100,000 in cash to pay back bloodthirsty New York kingpin, Mr Thigo (Curtis 50 Cent Jackson). Fail... and everyone dies. Get ready for an adrenaline-fuelled thrill-ride as our heroes take desperate measures - from cage fighting to armed robbery - to come up with the cash in time. What would you be willing to risk if you were a DEAD MAN RUNNING?

My Thoughts:
Yep, it's another cockney gangster-type movie starring Tamer Hassan and Danny Dyer - this time directed by Alex de Rakoff. So what does it do to be better than your typical Hassan/Dyer flick? Unfortunately not too much. The plot is fun but never pushes any boundaries and the dialogue is mediocre at best. The soundtrack is strong providing you like energy-pounding beats but it is missing the OTT action to go with it. They've scored a blinder in somehow getting Brenda Blethyn in a solid supporting role and the cameos include 50 Cent and Omid Djalili among others, but the film is just too pedestrian to really recommend. Still, it is a solid rental / cheap purchase for fans of the genre/cast. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 07, 2012, 12:12:31 PM
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Severance (2006)

Overview:
Following a boom in military arms sales, the team at Palisade Defence are rewarded with a team-building weekend in the wilds of Eastern Europe. But what begins as a corporate jolly rapidly descends into a deadly nightmare as they are pitched into a terrifying fight for survival against a forgotten army of bloodthirsty maniacs armed with machetes, flamethrowers, machine guns and a thirst for revenge.
If the team can survive the bear traps and treacherous pits long enough to show their guts rather than losing them, they may just learn that getting slaughtered with workmates isn't always a good idea. This graphic and gory tale directed by Christopher Smith (Creep) and starring Danny Dyer (The Business, Football Factory) proves once and for all that waiting for staff cuts is absolute torture.

My Thoughts:
Those looking to watch Severance thinking they are going to get an out-and-out horror will be disappointed, because Severance is a horror-comedy - and one of the better ones at that. The humour throughout is quite dark and a huge chunk of the movie will be celebrated by anybody who has ever had to endure a "team-building" weekend with their colleagues as there is a lot of funny riffing on the coach trip towards the lodge to introduce you to the different characteristics of each role. Director Smith didn't go overboard on either the horror or the comedy and found a good level of both to keep the story going. The cast are well selected, especially Danny Dyer, Laura Harris and Tim McInnerny - and they hired actual Eastern Europeans to play the Eastern Europeans instead of getting some dodgy English-language bit-actors with a bumbling accent (one of my movie pet peeves). Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 07, 2012, 03:54:23 PM
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Scooby-Doo and the Ghoul School (1988)

Overview:
Scooby-Doo and Shaggy learn there are things even scarier than homework in this feature-length field trip into mystery and mayhem! The academic adventure begins when the boys sign on as gym teachers at Miss Grimwood's School for Ghouls - only to discover the pupils are (zoinks!) daughters of the world's most frightfully famous monsters! But when the girl-ghouls are kidnapped by the evil Revolta and her spider-bat flunkies, our heroes spring into action to rescue their fiendish little friends in spectacular Scooby-Doo style!

My Thoughts:
Yawn. I'm a fan of the original Scooby-Doo cartoon series, but this 1988 feature-length movie left a lot to be desired. The animation is not of a particularly high quality, the story is rather boring and it doesn't have much in the way of humour that one would hope for. Also, some of the main characters like Fred, Velma and Daphne were completely glossed over. I'm not sure even the most die-hard of Scooby fans will enjoy this one. Skip it. 1.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 07, 2012, 04:01:39 PM
^^^^ makes it into my list as the worst film of 1988 (that I've watched since 1st Jan 2010) just edging out 976-EVIL.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 07, 2012, 07:10:27 PM
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Devil (2010)

Overview:
Five seemingly ordinary people become trapped in a skyscraper elevator. Each has a dirty secret, a tainted past. All seems well until the lights go out … and the screaming begins. With no way to escape, the horrific truth dawns that one of them is the Devil … and only then do they realise that very bad things happen for very good reasons. From the mind of M Night Shyamalan (Sixth Sense, Signs), the director of Quarantine and the writer of 30 Days of Night, Devil is an unforgettably scary movie that will leave you breathless!

My Thoughts:
The first in an intended series of movies called "The Night Chronicles" where all the movies are based on ideas by M. Night Shyamalan, Devil is a cracking little horror. It's short at 76 minutes, but the time is well spent in making sure you don't actually see any of the horror, but feel the tension and atmosphere both inside the elevator and out. The cast gathered all suit their roles well, particularly Jacob Vargas, Bokeem Woodbine, Chris Messina and Caroline Dhavernas - and the script is polished and has enough twists in it to keep your interest. I had previously enjoyed director Dowdle's [REC] remake Quarantine and after viewing Devil, I look forward to his next flick, The Coup, which appears to have gathered an interesting cast. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: Piffi on October 07, 2012, 08:16:15 PM
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Devil (2010)

Overview:
Five seemingly ordinary people become trapped in a skyscraper elevator. Each has a dirty secret, a tainted past. All seems well until the lights go out … and the screaming begins. With no way to escape, the horrific truth dawns that one of them is the Devil … and only then do they realise that very bad things happen for very good reasons. From the mind of M Night Shyamalan (Sixth Sense, Signs), the director of Quarantine and the writer of 30 Days of Night, Devil is an unforgettably scary movie that will leave you breathless!

My Thoughts:
The first in an intended series of movies called "The Night Chronicles" where all the movies are based on ideas by M. Night Shyamalan, Devil is a cracking little horror. It's short at 76 minutes, but the time is well spent in making sure you don't actually see any of the horror, but feel the tension and atmosphere both inside the elevator and out. The cast gathered all suit their roles well, particularly Jacob Vargas, Bokeem Woodbine, Chris Messina and Caroline Dhavernas - and the script is polished and has enough twists in it to keep your interest. I had previously enjoyed director Dowdle's [REC] remake Quarantine and after viewing Devil, I look forward to his next flick, The Coup, which appears to have gathered an interesting cast. Recommended. 4/5




Thanks for the review! I've been very curious on this one. But i havent been so sure if it would be worth the money.
But now, i'll see if i find it cheap :)
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 08, 2012, 12:40:46 AM
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Men of War (1994)

Overview:
Nick Gunar (Dolph Lundgren) is a burnt-out, jaded and hard-up former mercenary who is having a difficult time adjusting to civilian life. At the end of his rope, he is hired by the Nitro Mine Corporation to strong-arm the natives of a South China Sea island into giving up their rights to its valuable mineral resources. Nick loathes the thought of another mission, but this seemingly easy job will earn him enough money to get back with his estranged family. He recruits some of his former mercenary buddies to help him with the job. The island people refuse to give up their land and Nick decides to help them fight the greedy corporation that hired him. The island and its people bring Nick back to life. He finally finds something worth fighting for and a place to call home. As greed and treachery begin to unravel, Nick's band of mercenaries choose sides. Some are with him and others, still working for the corporation, will stop at nothing to destroy him.

My Thoughts:
There really isn't too much to say here compared to any other review of any other "standard Dolph Lundgren" movie. The acting is passable. The dialogue is cheesy. The action is standard fare. If you like Lundgren/Van Damme/Snipes movies, then you'll enjoy this. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 08, 2012, 12:09:29 PM
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51 (2011)

Overview:
Sci-fi horror in which a group of journalists touring the top secret Area 51 facility stumble upon one of its most mysterious inhabitants. When pressure from the American population forces the Air Force to provide journalists with access to Area 51 Colonel John Martin (Bruce Boxleitner) is assigned the duty of escorting members of the press around the facility. However the tour of journalists Sam (John Shea) Claire (Vanessa Branch) Mindy (Lena Clark) and Kevin (Damon Lipari) goes disastrously wrong when one of the facility's alien inmates takes advantage of their visit to escape from his cell. How much do the journalists really want to see what goes on at Area 51?

My Thoughts:
51 is yet another entry in the "After Dark" range of low budget horror movies, this time directed by Jason Connery. Basically, we have journalists being shown around Area 51 due to public pressure so the military are giving them a tour whilst hiding the aliens. Unfortunately for all involved, the aliens decide to breakout. It's quite a standard movie with some reasonable special effects among some poor green screen CGI. The acting is good enough, particularly Rachel Miner, Vanessa Branch and Bruce Boxleitner - though nobody excels, and the story moves at a good enough pace to not lose interest. 51 is not a great film, but it isn't bad either. Having also recently watched Connery's "The Philly Kid", I think he has found his place behind the camera directing movies in this budget/production range and as an additional bonus, it keeps him away from being in front of the camera. Rent it. 2.5/5
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Post by: Achim on October 10, 2012, 05:10:18 AM
I will seek out Looper (was already on my list) and The Perks Of Being A Wallflower, thank you.

The cast are well selected, especially Danny Dyer, Laura Harris and Tim McInnerny
I always hear Kermode making fun of Dyer and wanted to know who that is. Now I realize I even own a movie with him :slaphead:

I agree with your review as I had a similar good time with it as you.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 10, 2012, 10:54:42 AM
Dyer is a proper cockney geezer who honestly can't act and is in 99% of British films :laugh: Every now and again, he does surprise though and his TV shows are worth watching. He comes across as a funny guy in interviews etc.
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Post by: Achim on October 10, 2012, 01:42:10 PM
Have you heard Kermode do a vocal Dyer impression...? Any idea where that comes from...?
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 27, 2012, 06:35:37 PM
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The Addams Family (1991)

Overview:
Looking for something CREEPY...SPOOKY...KOOKY...and altogether OOKY?
Come join The Addams Family for the most hilarious scarefest of this season or any other! When long-lost Uncle Fester (Christopher Lloyd) reappears after twenty-five years in the Bermuda Triangle, Gomez (Raul Julia) and Morticia (Anjelica Huston) plan a celebration to wake the dead.
But Wednesday (Christina Ricci) barely has time to warm up her electric chair before Thing points out Fester's uncommonly "normal" behavior. Could this Fester be a fake, part of an evil scheme to raid the Addams fortune?
Based on Charles Addams' beloved cartoons and following the success of the hit TV series, The Addams Family is a visual funhouse, packed with plenty of treats, tricks and turns by director Barry Sonnenfeld.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The casting is brilliant. From Raul Julia and Christopher Lloyd to Anjelica Huston and Christini Ricci, we have a solid well-rounded cast.
- There are some very fun set pieces, usually involving Wednesday and Puglsey.
- There are enough gags for both youngster and adults spread between visual humour and the script.
Cons:
- I wish more time had been put into the overall structuring of the story to make it a bit more solid. Sometimes it feels a little loose.
- Whilst it is consistently funny, there are no true laugh-out-loud moments.
Overall:
Solid comedy which is worth buying. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 27, 2012, 06:43:53 PM
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Arachnoquake (2012)

Overview:
Gigantic arachnids take over New Orleans in this Big Bug Sci-Fi movie. After a large earthquake hits the city, a new breed of spiders are on the loose and they seem to be growing by the second...

My Thoughts:
What can I say? I'm a sucker for these low-budget piss-poor creature features and this certainly fits the mould. Unfortunately it fails to get into the 'so bad it is good' category but there are a couple of redeeming features that may interest some. Whilst the casting is rather poor throughout, it should be noted that Edward Furlong is light years ahead of his colleagues and it's a shame his career has stooped this low (then again, not a surprise considering his myriad of personal problems reported in the press). The CGI is passable for the obviously non-existant budget, the story boring and the characters unlikeable. In an overpopulated genre, there is much better to watch than this. Avoid it unless you catch it on TV like I did and you're curious. 1.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 28, 2012, 12:05:05 PM
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Smokey and the Bandit (1977)

Overview:
Bootlegging truck driver the Bandit (Burt Reynolds) bets a Texan millionaire (Pat McCormick) that he can smuggle a consignment of prohibited beer across state lines from Texas to Atlanta in just over a day. Cue an extended car chase across the country, with Jackie Gleason playing the dim-witted sheriff in pursuit and Sally Field providing some on-the-road romance.

My Thoughts:
Smokey and the Bandit isn't a movie you watch for the storyline - you watch it for the long police chase and comedy element. Burt Reynolds, Sally Field, Jackie Gleason and Jerry Reed all look as though they enjoyed themselves immensely making the movie and that enjoyment rubs off easily on the viewer. There are some great set pieces, plenty of humour, silly one-liners and even a bit of romance. All in all, Smokey and the Bandit is one of the better anti-authority comedic chase movies of the seventies. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 28, 2012, 11:28:13 PM
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E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)

Overview:
A lost alien, three million light years away from home. A lonely ten-year old boy willing to take him home. Two lives changed by a timeless adventure and a friendship that knows no earthly bounds.
Winner of four Oscars and two Golden Globes, including Best Motion Picture, ET is funny, moving and unforgettable. A captivating classic that will embrace everyone with its magic touch.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- This has stood the test of time very well. I find it just as exciting now as I did when I first watched it as a youngster in the late eighties.
- Spielberg always casts really well, this time with Dee Wallace, Peter Coyote, Henry Thomas, C. Thomas Howell and Drew Barrymore.
- The score is phenomenal. One of my favourites.
Cons:
- Sometimes the sentimentality is a little overplayed.
Overall:
A wonderful movie that will be remembered as a classic for years to come. Highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 29, 2012, 09:55:46 PM
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Boomerang (1992)

Overview:
Marcus Graham (Eddie Murphy) is a cosmetics firm executive bent on sleeping his way to the top. His new boss Jacqueline (Robin Givens) proves more than a match for him.

My Thoughts:
Managed to catch this on television today and it was a first time viewing for me, despite being a fan of older Eddie Murphy movies. Unfortunately, although it does have some great one-liners and an absolutely cracking cast including Halle Berry, Grace Jones and Robin Givens, it just doesn't have the story or the fun of a lot of Murphy's other movies and was ultimately the unfortunate start of the slide of Murphy's career. It's worth a rent, but not much more. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 30, 2012, 08:56:33 PM
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The Terminators (2009)

Overview:
A small band of resistance fighters battle the cyborgs that have taken control of the planet.

My Thoughts:
The Asylum are known for their rip-offs of major blockbuster movies and this is obviously a complete low budget rip-off of The Terminator series of movies. Although sometimes these movies can be silly fun, this was just horrible in every way. Awful acting, terrible effects and even though they are virtually copying a classic movie, the story blows chunks. I'm glad I just watched this on television as this will never make into my collection unless it's in a bulk buy somewhere. Skip it. 0.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on October 30, 2012, 08:58:24 PM
The Terminators makes into my list as the siongle worst movie of 2009.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 03, 2012, 11:03:29 AM
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Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted (2012)

Overview:
Alex, Marty, Gloria and Melman are still fighting to get home to their beloved Big Apple. Their journey takes them through Europe where they find the perfect cover: a traveling circus, which they reinvent - Madagascar style.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The voice cast is strong and includes Ben Stiller, Chris Rock and Jada Pinkett Smith.
- The soundtrack is well selected pop music that suits the scenes well.
- It doesn't let up for a second and is frenetic from start to end.
Cons:
- The animation isn't as good as other kids CGI franchises.
- It does get a little repetitive at times.
- The humour isn't as good as you would hope from this genre.
Overall:
There are much better franchises out there like Ice Age, but this is okay to waste some time. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 03, 2012, 11:12:18 AM
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The Sitter (2011)

Overview:
When the world’s most irresponsible babysitter takes three of the world’s worst kids on an unforgettable overnight adventure through the streets of New York City, it’s anyone’s guess who’s going to make it home in one piece.
Starring Jonah Hill (Knocked Up, Get Him To The Greek) and Sam Rockwell (Moon, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy), The Sitter is a new level of twisted and debauched hilarity from the director of Pineapple Express, David Gordon Green.

My Thoughts:
Jonah Hill is an actor who I am enjoying a lot. The more movies I see him in, the more I like him. The Sitter is sort of this generations "Adventures in Babysitting" with Jonah Hill in the Elisabeth Shue role and kids that are a little more extreme. With drug dealers, break-ins, fights and some funny dialogue, The Sitter is definately worth your time, especially with the great cast which also includes Sam Rockwell, Ari Graynor and the kids. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 04, 2012, 09:29:16 PM
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Swordfish (2001)

Overview:
Log on, tap in and kick back for cyber-edged action and suspense. Your password for excitement is SWORDFISH.
Use a computer, go to prison. The terms of Stanley Jobson's (Hugh Jackman - X-MEN) parole are clear. Yet a $10million payday awaits the superhacker if he takes on a job masterminded by a charismatic covert agent - the daring electronic theft of a government slush fund codenamed SWORDFISH.
John Travolta plays the suave spy Gabriel Shear, who, with the help of his sizzling partner Ginger (Halle Berry - X-MEN), lures Stanley into their clandestine world where cyber-crime is the 21st century breaking and entering. Vinnie Jones (SNATCH) pulls the punches and Don Cheadle (TRAFFIC) is the FBI agent determined to bring them down.
The director of GONE IN SIXTY SECONDS and the producer of THE MATRIX combine to deliver this hear's hottest and most electrifying thrill ride.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- An absolutely cracking cast. Not usually a fan of Hugh Jackman but he's great here alongside John Travolta and Halle Berry.
- Some of the set-pieces are really OTT and an absolute blast.
- A better story than most Hollywood action thrillers and some good dialogue.
Cons:
- Sometimes suffers from pacing issues, usually during scenes with the FBI agents.
- Some of the music choices don't suit the scenes they are playing against.
Overall:
Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 05, 2012, 04:30:31 PM
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Going to Pieces: The Rise and Fall of the Slasher Film (2006)

Overview:
A documentary which explores the history of that well loved B-movie sub-genre - the slasher film. Peaking in the '80s, the slasher film is no less enjoyed today, only perhaps as a more guilty pleasure and by a less prominent group of fans. These closet gorehounds continue, nonetheless, to delight in the genre's iconic psychopaths, blood-baths of special effects, horny teenagers and outrageous to nonexistent plotlines over 30 years since their inception. Through their unconventional methods of production, distribution, exhibition and marketing, these inexplicably endearing slices of cinema continue to enthrall - as a parade of celebrity fans, directors, actors and enthusiasts of the genre here attest in interview. Writer Wes Craven, director John Carpenter and Rob Zombie, musician and director are among those to proffer their theories on the appeal of the cut-em-up flick.

My Thoughts:
Documentaries about something with such a large passionate fan base are generally difficult to get into unless you're a fan of the subject matter. Although I am a fan of horror movies, I feel Going to Pieces is one that even those with no knowledge of the subject would find easy to get into and interesting thanks to be being honest about the reactions from the major studios, how producers changed things, newspaper stories and the fans in a way that doesn't feel too overloaded with information whilst still being very informative. Many big names take part in the interviews, all are enjoyable to listen to. Recommended viewing. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 05, 2012, 07:59:40 PM
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Slumber Party Massacre (1982)

Overview:
Trish is planning a weekend of high jinx when she invites her friends over for a slumber party when her parents go away for the weekend. Unfortunately they don't expect Russ Thorn, a psycho driller killer to turn up...

My Thoughts:
Having just watched the documentary Going to Pieces and being surprised with the segments involving female director Amy Holden Jones, I thought I would revisit her directorial debut - a low budget slasher about a maniacal killer who murders people with a cordless drill. Slumber Party Massacre is a rather typical low budget 80's horror. It has gratuitious nudity, not great acting, reasonable gore though you don't really 'see' anything and a passable script. It's noteworthy only due to the female director and writer in this genre at the time and is otherwise worth a rental or a cheap buy for genre fans. It's been a while since I watched Slumber Party Massacre 2 and 3 but I remember this being the best of the three. 3/5
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Post by: Jimmy on November 05, 2012, 10:01:52 PM
Not really... I prefer the second one for its cast (Kimberly McArthur, Juliette Cummins and Heidi Kozak), the humour and the cool eighties songs from Wednesday Week.

But the last one isn't really good.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 10, 2012, 02:25:54 PM
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The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

Overview:
The Amazing Spider-Man™ is the story of Peter Parker (Garfield), an outcast high schooler who was abandoned by his parents as a boy, leaving him to be raised by his Uncle Ben (Sheen) and Aunt May (Field). Like most teenagers, Peter is trying to figure out who he is and how he got to be the person he is today. When Peter discovers a mysterious briefcase that belonged to his father, he begins a quest to understand his parents' disappearance - leading him directly to Oscorp and the lab of Dr. Curt Connors (Ifans), his father's former partner. As Spider-Man is set on a collision course with Connors' alter-ego, The Lizard, Peter will make life-altering choices to use his powers and shape his destiny to become a hero.

My Thoughts:
I'm a big fan of the Sam Raimi Spider-Man movie so was of course sceptical going into this one. Although I prefer the Raimi movie though, this was still great fun. I think Garfield and Stone are better than Wood and Dunst but I much prefer the supporting cast in Raimi's version over Webbs. There are many similarities with the story but there are enough differences to make sure it doesn't just feel like a remake and is a re-imagining. Some great set-pieces, a darker, less comedic tone and Garfield/Stone easily make this recommended, but 2001's effort is superior IMO. 4/5
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Post by: Piffi on November 10, 2012, 02:33:21 PM
Thanks for your review! Going to watch that one on Sunday!
Looking realy forward to it :)
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Post by: Dragonfire on November 12, 2012, 05:16:15 AM
I was never that ...fond of Dunst as Mary Jane.  It's hard for me to put my finger on why, but I just don't like her in that part. 
I liked Emma Stone as Gwen much more.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 15, 2012, 06:11:39 PM
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Tower Heist (2011)

Overview:
A group of disgruntled luxury apartment employees, led by Ben Stiller, attempt to take down their wealthiest resident (Alan Alda), who defrauded all of them from their pension plans. With the help of a recently-released ex-con (Eddie Murphy) who has a knack for robberies, a plan is in place to nab $20 million. Of course, what high-stakes, ensemble comedy would be complete without plenty of shenanigans to boot? The fantastic supporting cast includes Matthew Broderick, Casey Affleck, Gabourey Sidibe, Tia Leoni and Michael Pena.

My Thoughts:
So, I'm not the biggest Ben Stiller fan around and find him to generally be quite lacklustre preferring his directing effort The Cable Guy to any of his acting efforts. Add Eddie Murphy whose career has nosedived over the last twenty years and there wasn't much reason for me to go out of my way to see this one. Well, call me pleasantly suprised. The movie is far from being great and suffers from the build-up being far superior to the actual event but the supporting cast really make this. Alan Alda is brilliant as the bad guy, Tea Leoni makes a cracking FBI Agent and Michael Pena surprised me more than anyone with a worthwhile performance. Jokes are sometimes flat but there is enough fun here to recommend Tower Watch as a strong rental choice. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 15, 2012, 10:05:11 PM
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I Love You, Man (2009)

Overview:
After becoming engaged to Zooey (Rashida Jones), the woman of his dreams, estate agent Peter Klaven (Paul Rudd) realises to his horror that he has no male friend close enough to be his best man at the wedding. Peter embarks on a series of bizarre and awkward 'man-dates' until he meets Sydney Fife (Jason Segel), with whom he instantly bonds. But the closer the two men get, the more Peter's relationship with Zooey suffers, until he is finally forced to choose between his fiancée and his new best friend.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The main two cast members Paul Rudd and Jason Segel play off each other really well and when actors are having fun, then generally so is the viewer.
- The supporting cast is better than should be expected for the genre and includes Rashida Jones, Jon Favreau, Jaime Pressley and JK Simmons.
- There is some good gross out humour as well as some funny dialogue but the film doesn't stray too far from the plot in order to wedge in a laugh.
Cons:
- Andy Samberg was criminally underused, especially with how his character added some particular humour.
- It's typically cliched at times.
Overall:
A fun 'bromance' movie that comes recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 16, 2012, 03:54:56 PM
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Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

Overview:
After the success of Knocked Up, Seth Rogen pairs up with another comely comedienne in Zack and Miri Make a Porno. In this Kevin Smith (Clerks, Chasing Amy) comedy, two desperate friends (Rogen and Slither's Elizabeth Banks--Meet Dave, W) decide to earn a little extra money by creating their own adult film, but they also discover that they may be more than just pals.

My Thoughts:
I'm a big fan of Kevin Smith and although his first major film outside of the usual array of characters Jersey Girl was disappointing, I held high hopes for this, especially with the subject matter being something suited to Smith's dialogue. Elizabeth Banks and Seth Rogen are very fun to watch although the cameo by Justin Long is the best role in the movie - and the sex jokes and innuendos come thick and fast (no pun intended). If you like Smith, you'll find a lot to enjoy here, if you don't like him, you won't. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 16, 2012, 10:02:33 PM
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NYC Tornado (2008)

Overview:
What appears to be harmless little whirlwinds and dust devils turns out to be a precursor to something a lot more deadlier and ends up threatening New York City's very existence.

My Thoughts:
NYC Tornado is a fairly typical made for television natural disaster movie, directed by Tibor Takacs. As made obvious by the title, this follows a windstorm as it hits New York City and as per usual with these low-budget disaster TV movies, the special effects let it down a bit. I've seen worse, but it lacks that shine. The cast meddle their way through the standard script with no real notable performances although Trekkies may be drawn in by Nicole de Boer's main role. All in all, NYC Tornado is standard stuff through and through, suffering the usual budgetry dilemmas. This isn't very good, but it is certainly watchable and if you're a fan of the genre like me, it's worth a rental. A generous 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 17, 2012, 12:23:17 AM
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The Social Network (2010)

Overview:
On a fall night in 2003, Harvard undergrad and computer programming genius Mark Zuckerberg sits down at his computer and heatedly begins working on a new idea. In a fury of blogging and programming, what begins in his dorm room soon becomes a global social network and a revolution in communication. A mere six years and 500 million friends later, Mark Zuckerberg is the youngest billionaire in history... but for this entrepreneur, success leads to both personal and legal complications.

My Thoughts:
Despite being a massive fan of Fincher, I neglected this movie on release due to the fact I'm just not a facebook person. However, I did watch it last year and was surprised that I enjoyed it. On rewatch, it holds up. The cast are essentially what make this movie. Jesse Eisenberg is great as Zuckerberg, but the real star here for me was Andrew Garfield as his ex-best friend. Justin Timberlake continues to surprise with his acting as Napster founder Sean Parker and Rashida Jones doesn't go amiss either for a bit of skirt. Obviously a lot of this has been creatively developed and I doubt we will never know the full and true events surrounding Facebook, but the film keeps you interested and doesn't take any sides by not showing anybody involved in a positive light. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 17, 2012, 11:46:05 AM
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Valentine (2001)

Overview:
Best friends Kate (Marley Shelton - Never Been Kissed), Paige (Denise Richards - The World Is Not Enough), Shelly (Katherine Heigl - Under Seige 2), Dorothy (Jessica Capshaw) and Lily (Jessica Cauffiel - Road Trip) are young women looking for a relationship...a Valentine to die for.
And this year they might just get their wish.
The boy they all knew (David Boreanaz - Buffy The Vampire Slayer) and tormented years ago at a Valentine's dance is being hunted by the police, suspected of murder and now they all start to receive strange and menacing Valentine messages.  As the threats of violence intensify each of the women realize that any man she knows could be a vicious killer. 
A twist-filled thriller directed by Jamie Blanks (Urban Legends) for fans of stalker-shocker terror where there's nothing like a valentine.

My Thoughts:
With the success of the Scream movies, the late nineties and early 2000's saw a bit of a comeback for the slasher movie. Valentine is one of the box office efforts from Warner in an attempt to cash-in, putting some of the hot stars of the time together including David Boreanaz, Marley Shelton, Denise Richards and Katherine Heigl. Unfortunately, the movie is so by-the-numbers it doesn't have anything to set it above all the similar movies out there. Gore is kept to a minimum and the story we've seen a million times before. It's certainly watchable, but it's nothing new. Rent it. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 17, 2012, 01:43:15 PM
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The Losers (2010)

Overview:
An explosive action tale of betrayal and revenge, The Losers centres around the members of an elite Special Forces unit sent to the Bolivian jungle on a search and destroy mission. But the team soon find that they have become the target of a deadly double cross by a powerful enemy known only as Max. Now presumed dead, the group makes plans to avenge themselves and clear their names, joined by the mysterious Aisha, a beautiful operative with her own agenda. The Losers stars Jeffrey Dean Morgan (Watchmen) as Clay; Zoe Saldana (Avatar, Star Trek) as Aisha; Chris Evans (Fantastic Four) as Jensen and Idris Elba (The Wire) as Roque, in an incredible action adventure that has to be seen to be believed!

My Thoughts:
As comic book properties become hotter and hotter and show no sign of slowing down, it means studios are chancing the lesser known comic books. One of these is The Losers, which I had never heard of until the trailers for the movie started appearing. Starring Chris Evans, Zoe Saldana and Jeffrey Dean Morgan, The Losers didn't fair as well as hoped at the box office and I really don't know why. Sure, it's not the greatest movie ever, but if you like a lot of OTT action mixed with a bit of humour, then you can do far worse than picking this one up. The story is fun, the casting is pretty good and the special effects above average. If you liked The A Team, then I recommend this as it has many similarities. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 17, 2012, 07:22:14 PM
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Youth in Revolt (2009)

Overview:
Michael Cera stars in this offbeat coming-of-age comedy based on the series of teen novels by CD Payne. 16-year-old Nick Twisp (Cera) is a teenage smalltown outcast who is as obsessed by Fellini, Serge Gainsbourg and existentialism as he is with disposing of his virginity as soon as possible. During a temporary relocation from his hometown to a distant trailer park he meets the beautiful and intelligent Sheeni Saunders (Portia Doubleday), and is soon besotted. Standing in his way are Sheeni's jealous ex-boyfriend Trent (Jonathan B. Wright) and Nick's recently divorced parents (Steve Buscemi and Jean Smart), not to mention Nick's mother's boyfriends (Zach Galifianakis and Ray Liotta). To attract Sheeni's attention Nick develops a bad boy Gallic alter-ego called Francois - but the path of true love never runs smooth, even for the French...

My Thoughts:
Youth in Revolt is a difficult film to pinpoint. A comedy with hidden tones, it relies heavily on the strength of the cast which includes Michael Cera, Ari Graynor, Ray Liotta, Steve Buscemi and Zach Galifianakis and they all make for an enjoyable indie movie. The story is fun and pans out really well, whilst the characters are all very different, yet seem to work together very well. Justin Long makes an interesting cameo (though nowhere near as good as his cameo in Zack & Miri Make a Porno) and the occasional action piece is well shot. Miguel Arteta is mainly a television director, only doing several movies, but I've enjoyed those movies I've seen (The Good Girl, Cedar Rapids and this). Hopefully he gets behind the movie camera more often, Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 17, 2012, 10:20:22 PM
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The Condemned (2007)

Overview:
Action thriller starring 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin as Jack Conrad, a death-row prisoner in a corrupt Central American prison who is 'purchased' by a wealthy television producer to take part in an illegal reality game show. Brought to a desolate island, Conrad finds himself trapped in a fight to the death against nine other condemned killers from all corners of the world. With no possible escape, and millions of viewers watching the uncensored violence online, Conrad must use all his strength to remain the last man standing and earn his only chance of freedom.

My Thoughts:
Kind of a cross between Big Brother, Battle Royale and The Running Man, The Condemned is a mixed bag. The storyline of prisoners being used to fight to the death in order to win their freedom has been done before but this manages to keep the action going hard enough for you not to really notice that or the sketchy plotlines. Steve Austin and Vinnie Jones are welcome cast members and it was strange seeing Madeleine West post-Neighbours. There are a few films where prisoners take part in illegal fights like Undisputed which IIRC I liked a little better than this, but The Condemned was entertaining enough for some throwaway fun. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 18, 2012, 09:49:36 AM
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End of Watch (2012)

Overview:
Two young officers are marked for death after confiscating a small cache of money and firearms from the members of a notorious cartel, during a routine traffic stop.

My Thoughts:
This one caught me from nowhere. Jake Gyllenhaal and Michael Pena play a couple of cops who graduated from the academy a couple of years previously and work in South Central LA - a notorious gang district. Gyllenhaal's character is also studying pre-law so puts a video camera on him and his partner so he can learn from his daily patrols, and it is these cameras that give us the views from the cops in such a fantastic way, throwing you right into the middle of the action. You care about what happens to the characters, there is plenty of drama and action, the storyline is well written, effects are perfect and not OTT and it's all done on a non-Hollywood budget of just $7m. Possibly the best Hollywood cop movie since Training Day. Highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 18, 2012, 01:37:29 PM
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Flashdance (1983)

Overview:
The music, the dancing, the romance, the leg warmers... Oh, what a feeling! Get ready to re-experience all the drama as Alex (Jennifer Beals) bravely fights her way out of the welding gear, off the stripper pole and onto the dance-school floor.
Flashdance, the pop-culture phenomenon of the '80s, is back and flashier than ever with brand-new featurettes exploring the history, the look, the music and much more! Academy Award®-winner* for Best Song, "Flashdance–What A Feeling," it's the hit film that inspired a generation.

My Thoughts:
This is my first viewing of one of the most iconic movies of the eighties. Starring Jennifer Beals and Michael Nouri it was a film that was never destined to do well, but somehow grabbed the imagination of young women at the time who essentially made it the success that it is today. The storyline is rather obvious from the outset but Adrian Lyne did a reasonable job at selecting his cast to make it a worthwhile viewing. The soundtrack is undeniably full of pure eighties cheese but managed to win an Oscar and a Grammy, with the soundtrack becoming a huge seller. Overall, it's a movie that you know isn't great, has some dodgy dialogue and choreography but has a certain charm to it. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 18, 2012, 04:16:34 PM
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Bad Santa (2003)

Overview:
Outlandish Christmas comedy from director Terry Zwigoff. Billy Bob Thornton is Willie T. Stokes, a washed-up, wise-cracking Department Store Santa who can't help but be more naughty than nice. Underneath his ill-fitting red suit, Willie is actually a safecracker who makes one big score every year - on Christmas Eve. As shoppers head home from the mall, this Santa and his ingenious Elf - Willie's midget partner-in crime Marcus (Tony Cox) - crack the store safe and make off with their own holiday stash. But then comes Phoenix. Here Santa and his Elf find their annual heist endangered by a pesky store manager (John Ritter), a savvy mall detective (Bernie Mac), a sexy Santa fan (Lauren Graham) and an innocent but beleaguered 8-year-old misfit (Brett Kelly) who decides to believe that Willie - as intoxicated, acid-tongued and felonious as he seems to be - is the real Santa he's been seeking.

My Thoughts:
Is nothing sacred anymore? Thankfully not, because even on its 5th+ viewing, Bad Santa is hilarious. Billy Bob Thornton and Tony Cox play Santa and his elf who rob the shop they are working at every year brilliantly but it's Santa's drink problem and penchant for anal sex with the larger woman that cracked me up throughout. Lauren Graham is the barmaid with a Santa fetish and the supporting cast of Bernie Mac and John Ritter add to the laughs. However,it's the youngster Brett Kelly that deserves all the praise here, playing a bewildered 8-year old perfectly. If you like your humour dirty and you're not easily offended, Bad Santa comes recommended. I can't wait for Bad Santa 2 in 2013! 4/5
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Post by: DSig on November 18, 2012, 08:12:35 PM
Man I am right there with you .. if you have a sacred cow someone will come along a slaughter it (Thank you Frank Zappa)  :yahoo:

And they way they do it with "Bad Santa" and even a little more in "Badder Santa" .. oh my.  I think  Lauren Graham adn Billy Bob Thornton and John Ritter (who was hilarious in "Switching Channels" and of course the late Bernie Mac  :weep: were all great in this.  Great story, great dialog and excellent acting.  One of my season favorites .. though some in the family don't quite appreciate it.

Happy Holidays
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 19, 2012, 12:28:01 AM
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Nitro Circus: The Movie (2012)

Overview:
Travis Pastrana and his tight-knit, highly-skilled, adrenaline-addicted friends bring their impossible, ridiculous, insane and hysterical adventures to the big screen for the first time.

My Thoughts:
I've been a fan of Nitro Circus for a few years now, ever since I first caught the show on television. Being very much a cross between The X Games and Jackass, Nitro Circus follows Travis Pastrana and his friends as they take part in mental stunts and prepare for a big live show at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. Whilst the movie is indeed full of ridiculous moments, it has been presented in a way where a lot of background is given to the television show, yet it doesn't really share the same sort of comraderie between the guys and feels a (little) bit more serious. This is for the big fans of the tv show only IMO. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 19, 2012, 04:51:43 PM
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The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas (2008)

Overview:
Berlin, 1942. Eight-year-old Bruno knows nothing of the Final Solution and the Holocaust. He is oblivious to the appalling cruelties being inflicted on the people of Europe by his country. All he knows is that his father was promoted and he has been moved from a comfortable home in Berlin to a house in a desolate area where there is nothing to do and no-one to play with. Then he meets Shmuel, a boy who lives a strange parallel existence on the other side of the adjoining wire fence and who, like the other people there, wears a uniform of striped pajamas. Bruno's friendship with Shmuel will take him from innocence to revelation, as their secret meetings result in a friendship that has startling and devastating consequences.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The ending is very well thought out. I kind of expected it but it was still rather powerful.
- Vera Farmiga's English accent is damn near perfect. Not many non-British stars can pull it off.
- The kids playing Shmuel and Bruno did a very good job of showing naiveity as to what was happening.
Cons:
- Okay, it's a British produced movie, but why are all the accents of the German characters, the Queen's English?
- There is no way the guards would allow a jewish boy to be able to speak at the gate with a non-jewish boy for so long.
Overall:
It's very well cast and the ending is excellent, but it does occasionally feel a little insulting to your intelligence. Still, I would say it is recommended viewing. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 20, 2012, 07:08:37 PM
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4.3.2.1. (2010)

Overview:
From the BAFTA winning British Actor/ Writer/ Director Noel Clarke comes 4.3.2.1, a sexy, gripping thriller following three days in the lives of four very different girls. Starring some of Britain and America’s most exciting rising stars including Emma Roberts (Nancy Drew, Wild Child), Tamsin Egerton (St. Trinian’s), Ophelia Lovibond (Nowhere Boy, London Boulevard) and Shanika Warren-Markland (Adulthood), the four intricately woven stories are about four best friends who become involved in a major diamond heist.
Whilst Jo (Emma Roberts) is chained down in a dead end supermarket job, her friends are all out on their own separate adventures: Cassandra (Tamsin Egerton) is jetting off to New York to meet her internet boyfriend; Kerrys (Shanika Warren-Markland) is on a one woman crusade fighting for female liberation and Shannon (Ophelia Lovibond) is on a one way trip to meet her maker. But a chance encounter with some diamond thieves sends their separate worlds on a collision course with not only each other, but fate itself. These 4 girls are about to have 3 days they will never forget, spanning to 2 cities. That is… if they survive.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The cameo roles from Kevin Smith and Michelle Ryan. Their characters were easily the highlight.
- Emma Roberts. Talent must run in the family.
- Although the story had a couple of plot holes, Noel Clarke did a fairly good job of linking all the individual plot lines and characters together.
Cons:
- Tamsin Egerton and Shanika Warren-Markland were the weak links in the cast.
- The movie deserved a better ending, though the set-up to a possible sequel was okay.
- Dialogue wasn't as sharp as Clarke's previous efforts like Kidulthood.
Overall:
Not bad, but Noel Clarke is capable of better IMO. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 20, 2012, 09:13:46 PM
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Chisum (1970)

Overview:
his late John Wayne Western casts 'The Duke' as real-life ranch owner John Chisum, battling to save his land from a ruthless developer (Forrest Tucker). Based on the events of New Mexico's 1878 Lincoln County War, which saw Chisum enlisting the help of Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid to protect what was rightfully his.

My Thoughts:
Supposedly based on true events, Chisum is far from the best western out there, and certainly not my favourite John Wayne western at that. There isn't really anything in Chisum to put it ahead of many of the similar movies with standard acting, dialogue and action throughout. Of course, some creative liberties have been taken in order to make the story a bit fuller but the story of the Lincoln War has been portrayed better elsewhere - even in Young Guns in the eighties. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 21, 2012, 12:03:15 AM
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Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels (1998)

Overview:
After losing all their money to London crime boss Hatchet Harry (P.H. Moriarty) in a card game, twentysomething friends Eddy (Nick Moran), Tom (Jason Flemyng), Soap (Dexter Fletcher) and Bacon (Jason Statham) decide to steal from their drug-dealing neighbour, Dog. Using guns stolen from burglars in the employ of Harry, the quartet carry out their heist, leaving their money at Eddy's. However, as they set about disposing of the evidence, they are unaware that there is more to their firearms than they thought...

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Brilliantly cast. Everyone from Nick Moran to Vinnie Jones, Dexter Fletcher to Jason Statham.
- The story evolves fast but is easy to keep up with. Sub-lots interlace perfectly.
- I loved the way it's narrated. Freeze frame, cockney geezer style.
Cons:
- Possibly single-handedly responsible for a slew of crap mockney gangster movies.
Overall:
- If you haven't seen it, then what are you waiting for? Snatch is more polished, but Lock Stock is still highly recommended from me. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 21, 2012, 03:28:04 PM
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The Adjustment Bureau (2011)

Overview:
Do we control our destiny, or do unseen forces manipulate us? Matt Damon stars in the thriller The Adjustment Bureau as a man who glimpses the future Fate has planned for him and realizes he wants something else. To get it, he must pursue the only woman he’s ever loved across, under and through the streets of modern-day New York.
On the brink of winning a seat in the U.S. Senate, ambitious politician David Norris (Damon) meets beautiful contemporary ballet dancer Elise Sellas (Emily Blunt)—a woman like none he’s ever known. But just as he realizes he’s falling for her, mysterious men conspire to keep the two apart.
David learns he is up against the agents of Fate itself—the men of The Adjustment Bureau—who will do everything in their considerable power to prevent David and Elise from being together. In the face of overwhelming odds, he must either let her go and accept a predetermined path…or risk everything to defy Fate and be with her.
The Adjustment Bureau is written for the screen and directed by George Nolfi (writer of Ocean’s Twelve, co-writer of The Bourne Ultimatum). It is based on a short story by Philip K. Dick (Total Recall, Minority Report and Blade Runner).

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The chemistry between Emily Blunt and Matt Damon transition well to the screen.
- Very much story driven and didn't rely on special effects as much as I thought it would.
- Well paced and never a boring moment because of it.
Cons:
- I wasn't too keen on the supporting cast. I normally like Anthony Mackie and John Slattery but thing there were better choices out there.
- It could've been a little more thought provoking. It was simplified a little too much.
Overall:
I've heard this described as Inception 'light'. I can agree with that. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 21, 2012, 03:35:21 PM
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'Tis Autumn: The Search for Jackie Paris (2006)

Overview:
Documentary chronicling the mysterious life of the late jazz vocalist Jackie Paris, who is regarded by many as one of jazz's greatest unsung heroes. After an impressive debut, Paris went on to face a series of ups and downs in his career, private tragedies and eventual obscurity. The film also tackles the deeper question of what it means to be an artist, and what can cause a talent such as Paris's to be overlooked and underrated for a lifetime.

My Thoughts:
I'm not a music fan by any means but was recommended this documentary by a friend with a penchant for jazz music. It's an interesting piece about jazz musician Jackie Paris, a man who sang with all the greats and released many records, but was ultimately overlooked and even forgotten. Director Raymond De Felitta does a good job at delving as deep as he can into Paris' career and the choices he made in his personal life without showing Jackie Paris to be a certain type of character and leaving that to the viewer. The interviews with family members and footage of performances make this worthwhile viewing for anyone - but I would highly recommend it to those with a love of jazz. I'm just a regular joe though, but I still recommend it. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 21, 2012, 05:43:24 PM
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Weirdsville (2007)

Overview:
Comedy from director Allan Moyle. The small Northern town of Weedsville is crammed with freaky oddballs, strange occurrences, and not a lot of ambition. Dexter (Scott Speedman) and Royce (Wes Bentley) are your typical disaffected slackers. Chances are they would have continued to drift through life in a dope-filled haze if Matilda (Taryn Manning), Royce's girlfriend, hadn't OD'd on their 'borrowed' stash. Knowing that calling the cops will only land them in jail, Dexter and Royce decide the only thing to do is bury her in the basement of the Drive-In theatre that's closed for the winter. Their plan would have worked too, if they didn't happen to stumble upon a Satanic cult in the midst of performing a ritual sacrifice. That's the bad news. The good news is that somehow Matilda wakes from her coma and in the distraction she and the boys manage to escape. But the Satanists think they brought Matilda back from the dead, and now they want her back.

My Thoughts:
Weirdsville is a low budget Canadian movie with big ambitions. Unfortunately, it doesn't quite pull them off. The script is good, but apart from Raoul Bhaneja as gangster Omar, the cast struggle to pull it off. Scott Speedman, Wes Bentley and Taryn Manning are all okay, but they are capable of better performances and sometimes Speedman and Bentley's characters didn't really sit quite right for me. The film attempts a certain style and for the most part it manages to pull it off, but when all is said and done, Weirdsville is your standard drugs/need money to pay gangster/meet mental folk along the way sort of movie. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 21, 2012, 08:20:59 PM
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The Spy Next Door (2010)

Overview:
Family action comedy starring Jackie Chan. CIA superspy Bob Ho (Chan) is retiring from the business and plans to settle down with his girlfriend, Gillian (Amber Valetta) and her three children. His final espionage assignment - a last-ditch attempt to take down his long-time nemesis, Russian terrorist Poldark (Magnus Scheving) - is seriously hampered when one of Gillian's children mistakenly downloads a top-secret file on Bob's computer. Bob must now juggle his new role as stepfather to three wayward children with dodging the bullets of Russian mobsters. Billy Ray Cyrus and George Lopez co-star.

My Thoughts:
Jackie Chan is my all time favourite movie star. In fact, he is one of the reasons I love movies. From Police Story and Project A to The Medallion and The Tuxedo, I've enjoyed pretty much everything he has put out so far. Of course his Hollywood movies haven't been as fun as his Hong Kong movies, but that doesn't mean they aren't entertaining. The Spy Next Door is one of his very few family films and sees him battling his nemesis whilst looking after his girlfriend's three children. The laughs are predictable, the story even moreso, but it still has that Jackie Chan flair in the action choreography. If you don't mind Jackie's Hollywood movies, this is good fun for what it is. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 21, 2012, 10:27:15 PM
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Jennifer's Body (2010)

Overview:
Comedy horror penned by Diablo Cody, writer of the 2007 hit film 'Juno'. Megan Fox stars as cheerleader captain and undisputed high school hottie Jennifer Check, who goes from being 'high school evil' (gorgeous, popular and, like, so whatever) to really evil as she morphs into a vampire killer with an insatiable appetite for male flesh. Amanda Seyfried and Adam Brody co-star.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Some people generally hate her writing style, but I really like Diablo Cody's dialogue and the way it's brought to screen.
- The soundtrack for this is full of really good tunes that suits the setting and style of the film perfectly.
- I think the whole (and I hate this word) 'frenemies' relationship between Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried was used really well.
Cons:
- The acting. Although Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried are both stunning, their acting here is below average.
- The humour didn't always fit in well and felt a bit too random.
- I'd have liked to see some better special effects for limited gore scenes.
Overall:
Unfairly dismissed on release, I think this is a watchable horror with potential which sometimes becomes a bit too cocky for its own good. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 22, 2012, 12:38:43 AM
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The Firm (2009)

Overview:
Set in the 1980s, Dom is a teenager who finds himself drawn into the charismatic world of football 'casuals,influenced by the firm's top boy, Bex. Accepted by the gang for his fast mouth and sense of humor, Dom soon becomes one the boys. But as Bex and his gang clash with rival firms across the country and the violence spirals out of control, Dom realizes he wants out - until he learns it's not that easy to simply walk away.

My Thoughts:
In 1989, Alan Clarke directed The Firm which is possibly the best football hooligan movie ever made, joined only by I.D. This isn't Nick Love's first go at the genre after the enjoyable Football Factory so I was looking forward to it I have to admit. Unfortunately, the cast pales in comparison to the likes of Gary Oldman in the first but Love has decided to tell the story through the eyes of a younger character which does help avoid other comparisons. Fight scenes are somewhat lacking but the main character of Dom is very likeable and as we see his feelings towards Bex change throughout the film it makes it feel fresh even though you have the original going through your head. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 22, 2012, 07:50:59 PM
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Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)

Overview:
The up-and-down-and-up-again story of musician Dewey Cox, whose songs would change a nation. On his rock 'n roll spiral, Cox sleeps with 411 women, marries three times, has 36 kids, stars in his own 70s TV show, collects friends ranging from Elvis to the Beatles to a chimp, and gets addicted to - and then kicks - every drug known to man; but despite it all, Cox grows into a national icon and eventually earns the love of a good woman - longtime backup singer Darlene.

My Thoughts:
I'd heard generally good things about Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story but I still went into it unsure exactly of what I should expect. These early thoughts quickly diminished though as soon as the first scene ended with John C. Reilly singing at a local event and a row with the local church father. It pretty much carried on in tone as a piss-take biography of a musician who has highs and lows with some downright hilarious moments. As a nice little touch, the music is actually quite good and the story had some endearing more serious moments. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 22, 2012, 09:43:27 PM
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MegaFault (2009)

Overview:
In West Virginia, Charley "Boomer" Baxter sets off a series of massive mining detonations. Seconds later, a gigantic earthquake rocks the North Atlantic. Within hours, as government seismologist Dr. Amy Lane studies the ghostly landscape, a gigantic aftershock hits. Barely escaping with their lives, Amy and Boomer watch from a rescue helicopter as an enormous crack rushes towards the western horizon. Amy soon realizes that this earthquake has exposed a deep seismic fault that runs across the centre of the North American continent. Now, Amy and Boomer, together with the top government agencies, must race to develop a plan to stop the crack that could potentially tear the world in half.

My Thoughts:
For fans of low budget disaster movies (and creature features), there are two words that put both fear and love in your mind: Syfy. Original. Single-handedly keeping the two genres flooded, these Syfy originals vary in quality but usually feature has-been stars (in this case Eric La Selle and Brittany Murphy), basic scripting and low-end CGI effects. For me, I generally love the cheesiness, and these movies often fall into the so bad it's good category. MegaFault isn't quite laughably bad enough to get that status, and ends up being barely watchable rubbish. There are some good ideas here that stop it being a complete waste of time, and I did enjoy several scenes like the removal of the petrol trailer on the wagon, but the majority of efforts just don't meet the mark. Although good to see the late Brittany Murphy in one of her final roles, it was sad to see where her (at one time promising) career had landed. Skip it. 2/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 23, 2012, 09:15:00 AM
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Over Her Dead Body (2008)

Overview:
Heavenly rom-com with Eva Longoria Parker's recently departed ghost desperately trying to scupper her ex-husband's attempts to move on with psychic Ashley (Lake Bell). Everything was going so well on Kate (Eva Longoria Parker) and Henry's (Paul Rudd) wedding day, that is until a carved-ice angel crushed poor Kate and sent her into the next world. Distraught Henry accepts his sister's advice and decides to get some help from local psychic Ashley, even though he's openly sceptical. As the meetings develop, Henry can't help himself falling in love with Ashley, which doesn't go down too well with Kate's newly aware ghost. With the relationship continuing to grow, Kate's desperate attempts to disrupt proceedings sees her using every tool at her disposal to sabotage their future.

My Thoughts:
I grabbed this one cheap because it had Paul Rudd starring in it and over the last couple of years I've become a bit of a fan. Unfortunately, although my expectations were not very high, this still fell a little short. The humour is in short supply and a lot of the supposed comedic moments fall flat. Eva Longoria Parker was dreadful, Jason Biggs and Lake Bell passable with Paul Rudd being reasonable. In fact, you could tell Rudd improved the film by improvising as some of the one-liners have his particular style as seen in The 40 Year Old Virgin or I Love You Man. The actual story of a woman who is killed on her wedding day and wants to stop her man from moving on is actually not a bad idea, but they went with too much of a formulaic structure for my liking. Skip it. 2/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 23, 2012, 05:09:43 PM
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I Love You Phillip Morris (2009)

Overview:
I Love You Phillip Morris is the improbable but true story of a spectacularly charismatic conman’s journey from small-town businessman to flamboyant white-collar criminal, who repeatedly finds himself in trouble with the law and on the lam, brilliantly escaping from the Texas prison system on four separate occasions--all in the name of love.
Told with an uncanny sense of humour and a lot of heart, I Love You Phillip Morris is an oddball tale of what can happen when the legal system, a daredevil spirit and undying love collide.

My Thoughts:
This movie went largely unnoticed at the box office and I think the main reason is that people just didn't know what to expect. After watching it I have some varied opinions. Ewen McGregor and Jim Carrey are both very good in the lead roles as gay lovers who meet in prison - roles that are against the grain for the pair of them, but done well. The humour is quite manic and the scenes in the prison are a lot better than those in the 'real' world. Dialogue is okay and the pacing is just about right, but there was something that just didn't quite sit right for me: the tone of the movie. It goes from bizarre to dramady and then skips to cartoony and back to being a bit farcical. It's fun, but never finds it footing tonewise. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 23, 2012, 11:17:31 PM
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Hanna (2011)

Overview:
Award-winning director Joe Wright creates a boldly original suspense thriller with Hanna, starring Academy Award®-nominee Saoirse Ronan (The Lovely Bones, Atonement) in the title role. Raised by her father (Eric Bana of Star Trek), an ex-CIA man, in the wilds of Finland, Hanna’s upbringing and training have been one and the same, all geared to making her the perfect assassin. The turning point in her adolescence is a sharp one; sent into the world by her father on a mission, Hanna journeys stealthily across Europe while eluding agents dispatched after her by a ruthless intelligence operative with secrets of her own (Academy Award®-winner Cate Blanchett). As she nears her ultimate target, Hanna faces startling revelations about her existence and unexpected questions about her humanity.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The casting (apart from Cate Blanchett). Saoirse Ronan is fantastic and an absolute future star and Eric Bana did great as her father.
- Director Joe Wright did really well moving from his usual period dramas. There is a cracking scene where Eric Bana fights three men where it is all in one shot with the camera doing a 360. Exceptionally well done.
- The score by The Chemical Brothers.
- The offbeat humour when Hanna interacts with people when she doesn't know about the real world. Best line is when asked how her mother died, and she simply says "three bullets".
Cons:
- I usually really like Cate Blanchett, but she didn't click with this movie and her Texan accent is horrible.
- Some overly daft moments, like when Hanna grabs the bottom of the moving Hummer.
Overall:
Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 24, 2012, 06:22:26 PM
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Street Law (1974)

Overview:
Carlo Antonelli, an engineer from Genoa, gets mugged and decides to take justice into his own hands. At first the muggers seem to get the upper hand, but then he's helped by Tommy, a young robber who takes his side.

My Thoughts:
Enzo G. Castellari and Franco Nero is one of the best director/cast match ups in the history of Italian cinema - and between them they made some cracking little eurocrime movies in the seventies. It has everything the genre demands: villains, an everyday vigilante hero, and some OTT violence with some great little action scenes. The car chase borrows heavily from American cinema but still has the specific eurocrime style, the shootouts are brutal and the bank robbery much better than your standard Hollywood fare. If you're a fan of the vigilante sub-genre, you can't go wrong with Street Law. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 24, 2012, 08:54:31 PM
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Cahill: United States Marshall (1973)

Overview:
Lawman J.D. Cahill can stand alone against a bad-guy army. But as a widower father, he's on insecure footing raising two sons. Particularly when he suspects his boys are involved in a bank robbery...and two killings.
Filmed on location in the high desert of Durango, New Mexico, this suspensful saga offers a hearty helping of the stoic charisma that made John Wayne a long-time box-office champion. Summer of '42 discovery Gary Grimes — as Cahill's rebellious older son — joins a cast of tough-guy favorites (Neville Brand, Denver Pyle, Harry Carey Jr., and George Kennedy) and such other Hollywood greats as Marie Windsor and Jackie Coogan in a deft blend of trigger-fast action and heroic sentiment.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- A great performance here from John Wayne. He owns the screen and his one-liners add some good humour.
- Although the story is generally quite formulaic, I like the way that they involve John Wayne's sons in the bank robbery.
- There's a good supporting cast here. Notably Neville Brand and Harry Carey Jr.
Cons:
- The pacing slowed down a little much just before it perked up again for the ending.
- The soundtrack is a little uninspiring and could've been better.
Overall:
Not Wayne's best, but he makes this film worth a look for western fans. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 24, 2012, 11:16:21 PM
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Sharktopus (2010)

Overview:
A half-shark, half-octopus creature created for the military, creates a whole lot of terror in Mexico while a scientist who helped create it tries to capture/kill it.

My Thoughts:
If you go into a movie with a title like Sharktopus that has Roger Corman's name splashed across the front looking for a serious creature feature, then you're an idiot. If you go into it expecting bad acting, poor effects, hammy dialogue and a bizarre creature - then you're in the right, and it's the lunacy that makes this a fun film to watch (just the once!). Eric Roberts is the budget breaking token 'big name' attached and he is easily the best cast member here. The rest of the cast are poor, but there is a little cameo from Roger Corman himself. The special effects are watchable - better than your average Syfy Original but not outside the realms of the low budget. There are some one-liners that really make you laugh but the plot is non-existant and only acts as a way to string together some funny death scenes. Syfy know they're making bad campy fun and I hope they continue to do so. Grab a couple of beers and enjoy it for what it is. Rent it. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 25, 2012, 01:45:26 AM
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Kick-Ass (2010)

Overview:
When Dave Lizewski, an ordinary teenager, sets about trying to become the no-power vigilante Kick-Ass, he soon discovers he’s not alone. But he’s out of his depth – a fearless and highly trained father-daughter crime-fighting duo, Big Daddy and Hit Girl, have declared war on New-York mafioso, Frank D’Amico. As Kick-Ass and his new found friend, Red Mist, get drawn into their no-holds-barred world of bullets and blood, the stage is set for a final showdown – in which the DIY hero will have to live up to his name... or die trying.

My Thoughts:
This is either my third or fourth viewing of Kick-Ass and it was just as enjoyable this time around as it was upon my first viewing. There isn't much wrong with Kick-Ass... in fact the only real problem for me was the casting of Nic Cage as Big Daddy. The story is brilliant, the way the characters interact is a lot of fun, and of course Chloe Moretz as Hitgirl is the real star. Her dialogue and her uber-violent scenes, mixed with a bit of youthful innocence really sets the tone for what is a visual frenzy. Roll on Kick-Ass 2. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 25, 2012, 02:47:26 PM
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Father of the Bride (1991)
Father of the Bride Part II (1995)

Overview:
In 'Father of the Bride', doting father George Banks' (Martin) world comes tumbling down around his ears when daughter Annie (Kimberly Williams) announces her engagement to boyfriend Bryan. Although initially unable to cope with the thought of his little girl going away and leaving him, George soon sets about making sure that Annie's is the perfect wedding - but it isn't long before the strain begins to take its toll! In the sequel 'Father of the Bride - Part 2', George Banks has now reconciled himself to the fact that Annie is a happily married young woman, but when she informs him that she and Bryan are expecting a baby, a mid-life crisis is triggered off.

My Thoughts:
The Father of the Bride movies have a great cast attached. First you have Steve Martin as the head of the household, the character whose perspective is used to tell both movies. Diane Keaton plays his wife, Kieran Culkin his son, Kimberly Williams his daughter, George Newbern the son-in-law and best of all Martin Short plays the crazy foreign wedding planner/baby shower planner/interior designer. All gel incredibly well together and all put in worthwhile performances. It's just a shame that the plots of both movies are so incredibly standard or we could've had two special movies here. Instead, we get cliche ridden comedies with ample drama and romance that gives us nothing new. They're both worth a cheap purchase for the cast, but otherwise a rental. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 26, 2012, 01:38:10 AM
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Conversations with Other Women (2005)

Overview:
Smart and sharp swinging between tender, provocative and funny and the lasting impact lingers with bitter sweetness. - Easy Living Conversations With Other Women tells the compelling story of a couple whose reunion at a wedding reception ignites a mysterious attraction for each other that is deeper and more emotionally perilous than they are willing to admit. At a New York City wedding reception two guests, seemingly strangers, become entangled in a sexually-charged battle of wits. But as the night carries on in a cigarette smoke haze, the nameless couple's repartee deepens to reveal the passion of their two decades past love affair. Escaping the party for a hotel room, the two are soon gripped by their mutual past and the individual choices that lead them to the present. Unfolding entirely in split-screen, Director Hans Canosa's feature debut is an unconventional and poignant love story.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Very character driven and it has strong dialogue to support it.
- I'm not Helena Bonham Carter's biggest fan, but both her and Aaron Eckhart were very good here.
- Took a little getting used to, but I loved the way it is shown in split screen, with two angles of each scene. Thankfully it wasn't gimmicky.
- Carla Bruni's soundtrack is exceptional, especially during the opening scenes.
- See spoiler at bottom.
Cons:
- Sometimes there were short periods of no dialogue which didn't feel like they belonged.
Overall:
An exceptional film that is an absolute must-see. 4.5/5

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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 26, 2012, 03:41:08 PM
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Twilight (2008)

Overview:
Twilight, based on the acclaimed novel by Stephenie Meyer, is the highly-anticipated movie of the ultimate forbidden love affair between a vampire and mortal. Boasting a whole host of bright young talent including Robert Pattinson (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire), Kristen Stewart (Into The Wild, What Just Happened) and Cam Gigandet (Never Back Down, The O.C.), the screenplay is written by Melissa Rosenberg (Step Up, The O.C.) and directed by the award-winning filmmaker Catherine Hardwicke (Lords of Dogtown, Thirteen).
Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) has always been a little bit different, never caring about fitting in with the trendy girls at her Phoenix high school. When her mother remarries and sends Bella to live with her father in the rainy little town of Forks, Washington, she doesn’t expect much of anything to change. Then she meets the mysterious and dazzlingly beautiful Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson), a boy unlike any she’s ever met. Intelligent and witty, he sees straight into her soul. Soon, Bella and Edward are swept up in a passionate and decidedly unorthodox romance.
Edward can run faster than a mountain lion, he can stop a moving car with his bare hands--and he hasn’t aged since 1918. Like all vampires, he’s immortal. But he doesn’t have fangs, and he doesn’t drink human blood, as Edward and his family are unique among vampires in their lifestyle choice. To Edward, Bella is that thing he has waited 90 years for--a soul mate. But the closer they get, the more Edward must struggle to resist the primal pull of her scent, which could send him into an uncontrollable frenzy. But what will they do when Laurent (Edi Gathegi) and James (Cam Gigandet), the Cullens’ mortal vampire enemies, come to town, looking for Bella?

My Thoughts:
Today was my first ever foray into the marmite that is Twilight. It appears to be that some people love it (generally teenage girls known as Twihards) and some people hate it. This is further backed up by the obvious unsubjective voting at imdb, where 16% rank it a 1/10 and another 16% voted it as a 10/10. The rest of the voting is spread quite equally with a bump at the 6/10 mark which is exactly where I would place it. I wasn't expecting much as I don't class a 29-year old male to be the target demographic but I did find it to be an enjoyable enough couple of hours if nothing else. The plot actually flies by and I did enjoy the storyline, no matter how 'daytime tv' it was. The cast are a mixed bag. Kristen Stewart is the best of the bunch whilst Taylor Lautner has the charisma of a dead cat. Still, Catherine Hardwicke manages to draw good enough performances to keep it ticking over. Overall, I would say don't let your preconceptions get in the way of viewing Twilight. It's not as bad as one would think. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 26, 2012, 05:40:33 PM
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Zombie Honeymoon (2004)

Overview:
Off-beat, darkly comic zombie horror. Danny (Graham Sibley) and Denise (Tracy Coogan) are a newly-married couple enjoying their honeymoon when Danny is attacked by a strange man who vomits blood into his mouth. Otherwise unharmed, the couple don't realise that Danny has been turned into one of the undead, and that he is gradually transforming into a zombie killer. Struggling to cope with what she sees as an illness, Denise comes to realise that her friends are not safe from her flesh-eating husband, and that her own life might be in danger too.

My Thoughts:
I'm not really sure what to say about Zombie Honeymoon. With several excellent rom-zom-coms out there like Shaun of the Dead, it's a tough sub-genre to break into, especially for productions with much less budget, cast/crew with experience and other small issues. For the most part, the script is below average, but the humour does come across really well. The cast is what you would expect for the genre/budget but Irish actress Tracy Coogan was superbly cast delivering her searing wit really well and it's a shame she hasn't really been in anything of note yet in the years after this. Gore is kept to a minimum but is still passable and the pacing is just right. It's far from a great film, but worth a rental for the genre fans. 2.5/5
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Twilight (2008)

Overview:
Twilight, based on the acclaimed novel by Stephenie Meyer, is the highly-anticipated movie of the ultimate forbidden love affair between a vampire and mortal. Boasting a whole host of bright young talent including Robert Pattinson (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire), Kristen Stewart (Into The Wild, What Just Happened) and Cam Gigandet (Never Back Down, The O.C.), the screenplay is written by Melissa Rosenberg (Step Up, The O.C.) and directed by the award-winning filmmaker Catherine Hardwicke (Lords of Dogtown, Thirteen).
Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) has always been a little bit different, never caring about fitting in with the trendy girls at her Phoenix high school. When her mother remarries and sends Bella to live with her father in the rainy little town of Forks, Washington, she doesn’t expect much of anything to change. Then she meets the mysterious and dazzlingly beautiful Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson), a boy unlike any she’s ever met. Intelligent and witty, he sees straight into her soul. Soon, Bella and Edward are swept up in a passionate and decidedly unorthodox romance.
Edward can run faster than a mountain lion, he can stop a moving car with his bare hands--and he hasn’t aged since 1918. Like all vampires, he’s immortal. But he doesn’t have fangs, and he doesn’t drink human blood, as Edward and his family are unique among vampires in their lifestyle choice. To Edward, Bella is that thing he has waited 90 years for--a soul mate. But the closer they get, the more Edward must struggle to resist the primal pull of her scent, which could send him into an uncontrollable frenzy. But what will they do when Laurent (Edi Gathegi) and James (Cam Gigandet), the Cullens’ mortal vampire enemies, come to town, looking for Bella?

My Thoughts:
Today was my first ever foray into the marmite that is Twilight. It appears to be that some people love it (generally teenage girls known as Twihards) and some people hate it. This is further backed up by the obvious unsubjective voting at imdb, where 16% rank it a 1/10 and another 16% voted it as a 10/10. The rest of the voting is spread quite equally with a bump at the 6/10 mark which is exactly where I would place it. I wasn't expecting much as I don't class a 29-year old male to be the target demographic but I did find it to be an enjoyable enough couple of hours if nothing else. The plot actually flies by and I did enjoy the storyline, no matter how 'daytime tv' it was. The cast are a mixed bag. Kristen Stewart is the best of the bunch whilst Taylor Lautner has the charisma of a dead cat. Still, Catherine Hardwicke manages to draw good enough performances to keep it ticking over. Overall, I would say don't let your preconceptions get in the way of viewing Twilight. It's not as bad as one would think. Rent it. 3/5

<G> I was old when you "wern't" and I still have liked the series.  The books are a very fun read and the films have been very entertaining.  Never had a problem with the changes to the current 'mythos' about vampires and have found the acting/directing and storyline pretty well done.

I haven't gotten to the newest one YET but hope to tomorrow.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 26, 2012, 08:35:29 PM
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The First Wives Club (1996)

Overview:
Upon graduating from college in 1969, friends Annie, Brenda, Cynthia and Elise vow that they will never lose touch. Nearly three decades later, Cynthia commits suicide after her husband abandons her. Meeting at her funeral, the three remaining friends each confess that their respective spouses have been unfaithful, and set out to wreak revenge. Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler and Diane Keaton are the trio of women out to take their men for all they can get.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- There is good chemistry between Goldie Hawn, Diane Keaton and Bette Midler with decent supporting roles by Sarah Jessica Parker, Elizabeth Berkeley, Marcia Gay Harden and Maggie Smith.
- All three main characters have very different characteristics that play out well throughout the movie.
Cons:
- Stockard Channing's role is vital but her suicide scene at the start (not a spoiler) is poorly thought out and filmed.
- It's too cliched to set it above any other 'feminist' comedies.
Overall:
The way the cast members interact make this worth a watch. A different cast and this may not have been the case. Rent it. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 27, 2012, 12:32:48 AM
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Iron Man (2008)

Overview:
Suit up for action with ROBERT DOWNEY JR, in the ultimate adventure movie you've been waiting for, 'Iron Man!' When jet-setting genius-industrialist Tony Stark is captured in enemy territory, he builds a high-tech suit of armour to escape. Now, he's on a mission to save the world as a hero who's built, not born, to be unlike any other. Co-starring TERRENCE HOWARD, JEFF BRIDGES and GWYNETH PALTROW, it's a fantastic, high-flying journey that is "hugely entertaining" (Joe Morgenstern, The Wall Street Journal).

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Robert Downey Jr, Gwyneth Paltrow, Terrence Howard and Jeff Bridges are all brilliantly cast. Howard is the biggest surprise.
- The story is accessible to people not familiar with Iron Man with a good dose of action with a little splash of comedy.
- The special effects look great. From your standard explosions to scenes with Iron Man flying - all are spectacular.
Cons:
- I'd have liked to have seen more of some of the secondary characters.
Overall:
Another corker from Marvel. Highly recommended. 4.5/5

You can see my marathon review for Iron Man 2 here:
http://www.dvdcollectorsonline.com/index.php/topic,6328.msg111728/topicseen.html#msg111728
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 28, 2012, 08:54:04 AM
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The Magician (2005)

Overview:
Writer-director Scott Ryan plays charismatic and violent hitman Ray Shoesmith in this Australian gangster drama. Accompanied by his friend and neighbour Massimo (Massimiliano Andrighetto), who is filming his every move, Ray goes about his everyday business - making threats and meting out violence - while he explains his off-beat philosophy of life.

My Thoughts:
Australia brings out a lot of great little films that go largely unnoticed. For every success like Chopper, there is an unknown title like Scott Ryan's magician. Scott Ryan wrote and directed this and he also stars as the hitman, with the cast being made up of complete amateurs. Yet, the casting was very good and all suited the tone of the movie which has similarities to Man Bites Dog. The Magician isn't filled with violence, but when we do get a violent scene it is done with vigour and stays in your mind. Anyway, considering the budget of just $3000 (Australian), Scott Ryan has achieved a well shot movie, with great style and shows he has a knack for making movies. It's a shame then, that this is the only credit to his name. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 28, 2012, 03:16:06 PM
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Gran Torino (2008)

Overview:
Clint Eastwood directs and stars in the drama Gran Torino, marking his first film role since his Oscar-winning film Million Dollar Baby. Eastwood portrays Walt Kowaski, an iron-willed and inflexible Korean War veteran living in a changing world, who is forced by his immigrant neighbours to confront his own long-held prejudices.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Eastwood is a great actor, and generally an even better director. He does both jobs superbly here.
- Surprisingly humourous, but not too funny in that it detracts from the rest of the movie.
- Eastwood's character reminds me a lot of Harry from the Dirty Harry movies and that added to my enjoyment of the movie.
Cons:
- Some of the supporting cast hold the movie down at times.
Overall:
If you forget the woeful Hereafter, Eastwood is churning out hit after hit IMO. Highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: Piffi on November 28, 2012, 05:08:06 PM
Glad you liked it Sir :)
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 28, 2012, 09:41:40 PM
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The Conversation (1974)

Overview:
Surveillance expert Harry Caul (Gene Hackman) values his personal privacy and anonymity above all else. When he and partner Stan (John Cazale) are hired by a mysterious client known only as 'the director' (Robert Duvall) to follow a young couple, Harry deduces that the woman, Mary, is the director's wife, and the man an employee with whom she is conducting an affair. Harry becomes convinced that the director intends to murder the pair and, haunted by guilt from a previous assignment where the information he provided resulted in loss of human life, sets out to prevent the killing himself.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Gene Hackman is brilliant in this and I would easily place it in his top performances of all time.
- The way the paranoia and tense nature of Harry's mind is portrayed is very good.
- It's very character driven and certainly a movie of its time.
- There's a really good special effect of blood pouring out of a toilet. Simple but very effective.
Cons:
- It took fifteen minutes to get going.
Overall:
Once it got going, I was hooked. Highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 28, 2012, 09:47:21 PM
The Conversation joins my top rated of 1974. Others from that year I have given 4.5/5:
- Hearts and Minds
- The Taking of Pelham One Two Three
- Young Frankenstein
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Post by: DSig on November 28, 2012, 10:52:22 PM
The Conversation joins my top rated of 1974. Others from that year I have given 4.5/5:
- Hearts and Minds
- The Taking of Pelham One Two Three
- Young Frankenstein
Yep .. 3 great ones there .. I haven't see "Hearts and Minds" yet.

I think "The Conversation" is a hard watch for some people .. very internalized.  But I found it fascinating.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 29, 2012, 09:17:08 AM
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When a Man Falls in the Forest (2007)

Overview:
Bill (Dylan Baker): a lonely middle-aged man, who has never been able to interact with the world around him, keeps his distance and prefers to exist in a lackluster state of self-imposed exile. Karen (Sharon Stone): finds salvation in thrills that she knows are forbidden - acts that are empowering and taboo. Gary (Timothy Hutton): has a habit of falling asleep at his desk rather than go home to deal with his loveless marriage to Karen. Travis (Pruitt Taylor Vince): frozen in time, bears the guilt for a terrible tragedy from his past which has scarred him for life. This powerful drama embraces the stories of these four unlikely heroes, each consumed by a personal struggle to make sense of their lives.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Dylan Baker, Stacie Bono and Pruitt Taylor Vince put in some good performances. Shame this is Stacie Bono's only entry o her CV to date.
- The lives of each character intertwine well, if ina basic manner.
Cons:
- Despite an 80-minute runtime, it is slow moving.
- It never really builds up to anything and just sort of ends on a whimper.
- Sharon Stone and Timothy Hutton are disappointing.
Overall:
A bit of a let-down. Skip it. 2/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 29, 2012, 10:13:00 PM
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Once Were Warriors (1994)

Overview:
Eighteen years after Jake (Temuera Morrison) and Beth (Rena Owen) were married, Beth still finds him irresistible. Jake is a muscular, handsome man who exudes sexual energy. But he spends most of his time in the bar demanding respect and becoming drunk and violent.
Beth struggles to keep her family together, though the takes its toll - one son has joined a vicious gang, the other has been taken to a welfare home - but she remains faithful to Jake. Still untouched is Grace, the beautiful teenaged daughter, a gifted writer and thinker and the most vulnerable member of the family.
What happens to her changes the family's life forever. Beth will at last be forced to make a choice and to seek a new alternative for her own survival.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The impact of the violence throughout the film on the viewer, in particular the domestic violence.
- The entire cast are fantastic, especially Temuera Morrison, Rena Owen and the actors that play their kids. A truly believable dysfunctional family.
- All the family members are sufficiently developed.
- The brutalness of the violence in the film doesn't take away from the overall story.
Cons:
- This must be my tenth plus viewing of the movie. I just wish I could watch it again for the first time, especially for the closing moments.
Overall:
Highly recommended.  If you've never seen it, BUY IT NOW. 5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 29, 2012, 10:15:34 PM
1994 is my best year for films, and the only one with more than two 5/5's awarded. The other 5/5's for 1994 are:
- Clerks
- Leon: The Professional
- The Lion King
- Pulp Fiction
- The Shawshank Redemption
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Piffi on November 29, 2012, 10:21:40 PM
Thanks for the review. Sounds interesting!
Heard alot of good things about it, but never got around
to watch it. I'll put it on my list!
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Post by: Achim on November 30, 2012, 05:25:45 AM
Saw Once Were Warriors in the cinema during initial release. In fact, so long ago that seeing it again now would probably feel like watching it for the first time again :laugh: I'll see if I can grab it cheap.
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Post by: goodguy on November 30, 2012, 11:20:12 AM
Conversations with Other Women (2005)
...
An exceptional film that is an absolute must-see. 4.5/5

Glad you liked it.  :thumbup:
For a very different approach to that split screen thing try Bruce McDonald's The Tracey Fragments some day.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on November 30, 2012, 11:53:44 AM
Added to price watch. Thanks for the recommendation.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 01, 2012, 01:27:55 AM
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Flood (2007)

Overview:
Where's Gene Kelly when you need him? Robert Carlyle stars in this doomsday tale, where the meeting of a powerful storm and dangerously high seas results in a tidal surge of biblical proportions sweeping down the east coast of England en route for London. With the Thames Barrier breached and panic mounting, marine defence expert Rob (Carlyle) has to think fast if the capital is to avoid ultimate catastrophe.

My Thoughts:
Typical low budget disaster movie, this time starting with floods in the North of Scotland and following a storm that suddenly hits and floods London. They show some real flood footage which they tell us is in Aberdeen but is actually my hometown of Carlisle that suffered a massive flood in 2005 so it did make it more of a personal interest to me. Robert Carlyle and Jessalyn Gilsig are the strongest cast members here but the support is impressive for a movie of this ilk and includes David Suchet, Gottfried John, Tom Hardy and Joanne Whalley. Special effects aren't great, but they are certainly passable and the story of course requires you to suspend belief. Flood's not a great film, yet is far from awful and is worth a watch for disaster genre fans. Rent it. 3/5

Buy "Flood" at Amazon (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Flood-DVD-Robert-Carlyle/dp/B000VIRD9C/?tag=dvdcolonl-21).
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 05, 2012, 07:14:59 PM
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Turner and Hooch (1989)

Overview:
Academy Award™ winner Tom Hanks (1994, Best Actor, 'Philadelphia', 1995, Best Actor, 'Forrest Gump') stars as Scott Turner, a compulsively neat detective whose tidy world goes to the dogs when he's forced to team up with a drooling slob of a junkyard dog named Hooch. Not exactly man's best friend, Hooch turns Turner's life upside down, wrecking Turner's home, career and budding romance. It's a hilarious non-stop test of wills between this mismatched duo, leading to the most unlikely friendship you've ever seen.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The story is fun enough and they did a good job not aiming it at kids considering it's a crime comedy with a dog.
- I liked Turner's characteristics. A complete OCD neat-freak who loses his temper quickly.
- Responsible for some awesome Turner & Hooch jokes in Scrubs. ;)
Cons:
- Rather forgettable. Whilst an enjoyable watch it isn't anything new or refreshing.
- The dog is more talented than some of the supporting cast.
Overall:
Throwaway fun. Rent it. 3/5

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Turner-Hooch-DVD-Tom-Hanks/dp/B00004CZ0G/?tag=dvdcolonl-21
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 05, 2012, 11:29:54 PM
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Red Dawn (1984)

Overview:
Red Dawn opens with one of the most shocking scenes ever filmed; on a peaceful morning, through the windows of a high school classroom, students see paratroopers land on the varsity football field; the invasion of the United States has begun!
As their town is overrun by foreign nationals, eight teenagers escape to the mountains. Taking the name of their high school football team, the Wolverines, they wage an unremitting guerilla action in defence of their parents, their friends and their country.
Director John Milius (The Wind and the Lion, Dillinger) spares no expense in bringing an absolutely gripping sence of reality to the chilling action scenes. Scripted by Milius and Kevin Reynolds, this outstanding film features some of today's most popular stars, including Patrick Swayze (Ghost), Charlie Sheen (Platoon), C. Thomas Howell (The Hitcher), Lea Thompson ("Caroline In The City"), Jennifer Grey (Dirty Dancing) and veteran actor Harry Dean Stanton (Alien). When it comes to thrilling entertainment, Red Dawn wins the war with a vengance!

My Thoughts:
Red Dawn is a movie that I think would be fair to say has risen to cult status these days. The cast is full of rising talent of the time including Patrick Swayze, Lea Thompson, Charlie Sheen, Jennifer Grey and C. Thomas Howell and they all do okay jobs but nothing of particular note. Story is average although does have some good action and also a little bit of drama showing the kids falling into the 'spoils of war'. It reminds me a lot of 1991's Toy Soldiers which is a lot less serious in nature but IMO, a bit more fun yet Red Dawn is entertaining enough to keep you occupied. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 07, 2012, 09:40:06 PM
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Whip It (2009)

Overview:
Drew Barrymore's debut directorial feature is a coming-of-age comedy drama starring Ellen Page. Bliss Cavendar (Page) is a high school girl growing up in a small nowhere town in Texas. Forced into the indignities of the beauty pageant circuit by her stage mum Brooke (Marcia Gay Harden), she rebels by enrolling in the Roller Derby. Re-inventing herself as Babe Ruthless, Bliss makes it onto the team after lying about her age. There she bonds with her newfound family of roller derby girls, experiences her first love with the lead singer of an indie rock band, and finally manages to escape the beauty pageant and pursue her dream of becoming a Roller Derby star.

My Thoughts:
I'm a big fan of Ellen Page, Drew Barrymore and Juliette Lewis so to have all three of them in the same movie is great. To have all three of them in a great movie, is even better. The story is fun, if a little formulaic, but the characters are all likeable and the roller derby scenes are better than you would think. Props also to whoever cast Daniel Stern as Ellen Page's dad in this because he is a forgotten talent in my opinion and I've always liked him. The soundtrack is well suited, the script strong enough and the mix between the roller derby and the drama of real life well done. Drew Barrymore did a great job directing and I hope she gets behind the camera again sooner rather than later. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 08, 2012, 02:12:36 AM
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Air Buddies (2006)

Overview:
Canine comedy starring Michael Clark Duncan, Richard Karn and Don Knotts. When young pups B-Dawg (voice of Skyler Gisondo), Bud-Dha (Dominic Scott Kay), RoseBud (Abigail Breslin), MudBud (Spencer Fox), and Budderball (Josh Flitter) learn that their parents are in danger, they leap into action with tails wagging to rescue mum and dad and reunite the family.

My Thoughts:
There really isn't that much to say about Air Buddies other than it is the first spin-off in the Air Buddies series, based on the Air Bud movies - where Disney now use puppies instead of adult dogs. The voice cast has a couple of names of note like Abigail Breslin but the non-voice cast are quite poor. The story is tired and boring and there really isn't anything to shout home about in regards to the special effects or the dialogue. I'm sure kids will love it, but adults who enjoy Disney films will want to skip it. I've seen worse, but this is quite bad. 2/5

My reviews of other movies in the Buddies series:
Snow Buddies (2008) (http://www.dvdcollectorsonline.com/index.php/topic,6328.msg152182/topicseen.html#msg152182)
Spooky Buddies (2011) (http://www.dvdcollectorsonline.com/index.php/topic,6328.msg147161/topicseen.html#msg147161)
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 08, 2012, 11:32:36 AM
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Triads, Yardies and Onion Bhajees (2003)

Overview:
This ain't 'Bend it Like Beckham'... this ain't 'East is East'...this is Southall. WHO RULES LONDON TOWN? BLACK, WHITE OR BROWN?
Welcome to London, home of many creeds and cultures. The modern criminal underworld reflects the diverse races that call London home.
West London is ruled by the 'Holy Smokes' crime syndicate. At their head is the ruthless Chacha (Jas Bassi). His mob includes various psychopathic killers, pimps, and drug dealers.
North London is the territory of the Triads. These ruthless Chinese gangsters will do anything to protect their honour. Leading them is the young Billy Chan.
South London is governed by the Yardies, the Jamaican mafia. At the head of this notorious crew is Lloyd. This gang lives purely for the day and their motto is Live 'Fast and Die Young!'
East London is home to The Firm. The last stronghold of the original Anglo-Saxon cockney gangsters, The Firm is ruled by Mad Dave (Dave Courtney). They cannot understand how London has come to be ruled by the ethnic mobsters.
Someone is muscling on the Holy Smokes cocaine deals and they are not amused. Added to this deadly event is the theft of six million dollars from Heathrow Airport making an explosive cocktail! Hot on the trail of the missing money is the Metropolitan Police's most corrupt officer Detective Inspector Greaves (Jonathan Reason) and Singh (Manish Patel), London's most ruthless feared hitman. It's a roller-coaster ride as the Holy Smokes wage war against the Triads, the Yardies and The Firm.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- They made full use of their macro-budget (£900 or $1444).
Cons:
- The editing is bloody atrocious with cuts every ten seconds.
- The cast is obviously made up of amateurs and the director's friends playing 'gangster'.
- Dialogue is dreadful.
- The special effects from when guns are fired. Did they use an old computer program from the nineties?
Overall:
One of the worst films I've ever seen. Skip it. 0.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 08, 2012, 11:37:54 AM
Triads, Yardies and Onion Bhajees gets the unrivalled position of worst movie of 2003 according to my spreadsheet.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 08, 2012, 05:32:23 PM
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Life (1999)

Overview:
Eddie Murphy is the fast talking con-artist Rayford Gibson and Martin Lawrence is the conservative bank taller Claude Banks. The two are accidentally teamed up to become the funniest "odd couple" east of the Mississippi. In effort to pay off Ray´s debt and restore Claude´s reputation, they travel south on a bootlegging run for some quick cash. There is no limit to their comical misfortune as they are placed at the scene of a crime and their mistaken identity lands them right in front of the judge.
This hysterical comedy gives a whole new meaning to friends for life.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Strong cast. Martin Lawrence and Eddie Muprhy can both be hit or miss but they were great here. The support is also strong.
- The story doesn't stray for easy laughs and lets the comedic parts come naturally.
- The set design is pretty good and the make-up effects very good. They even kept Lawrence and Murphy out of fat suits.
Cons:
- The pacing was sometimes a little drawn out.
- I would've liked the main characters to sometimes be more subtle in tone.
Overall:
Unless you really can;t stand Lawrence or Murphy, I recommend it. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 08, 2012, 08:02:56 PM
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Hitman (2007)

Overview:
Fast-paced action thriller based on the computer game of the same name. A professional assassin known only as Agent 47 (Timothy Olyphant), hired by a group known only as 'The Agency', is ensnared in a political conspiracy which finds him on the run from both Interpol and the Russian FSB (The successors to the KGB). The hunter becomes the hunted as he is chased across Eastern Europe while, at the same time, he tries to find out who set him up and why they're trying to take him out. Unexpectedly, the greatest threat to 47's survival may be the first stirrings of his conscience and the alien emotions awakened in him by Nika (Olga Kurylenko), a beautiful woman who gets herself wrapped up in the conspiracy and, consequently, 47's life.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Xavier Gens sure knows how to shoot some fun action scenes.
- Dougray Scott and Olga Kurylenko both impress with strong performances.
- The story is interesting and has a couple of nice twists.
Cons:
- Quite cliched at times (unlimited bullets, falls for girl) and they allow style over substance at others.
- Timothy Olyphant wouldn't have been my first choice for Agent 47. He wasn't bad, but not a great choice for the lead.
Overall:
A good stylistic popcorn movie with fun action scenes.Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 09, 2012, 12:45:41 AM
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Yes Man (2009)

Overview:
Yes Man star Jim Carrey as Carl Allen, a guy whose life is going nowhere - the operative word being "no". That is until he signs up for a self-help program based on one simple covenant: say yes to everything, and anything. Unleashing the power of "Yes" begins to transform Carl's life in amazing and unexpected ways. But will this end up being too much of a good thing?

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- I love the casting in this. Carrey and the lovely Zooey Deschanel gel together really well. Bradley Cooper and Danny Masterson are great as the mates also.
- The cameo from Luis Guzman. Love him and his small roles in so many movies.
- Plenty of laughs, especially between Carl and Norman when they're in the bank.
- The music. I have all three of Zooey Deschanel's CD's (She & Him) and she's such a talented singer as well as actress.
Cons:
- It does drag a little in places.
- I didn't like the FBI airport scene. Seemed misplaced.
Overall:
A great 'date' movie that both sexes will enjoy. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 09, 2012, 03:07:55 AM
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My Stepmother Is an Alien (1988)

Overview:
Celeste (Kim Basinger) is an alien who has come to Earth to find a way of saving her own planet from destruction. Recently widowed scientist Steve Mills (Dan Aykroyd) falls madly in love with her, and after marrying her wants nothing more than to settle down to domestic bliss. However, a spanner is thrown in the works by Jessie, Steve's young daughter, who is extremely suspicious of her strange new mother.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Kim Basinger suited her role as the alien very well, and I generally don't expect much from her, especially comedy wise.
- A couple of interesting early roles for Alyson Hannigan and Seth Green, who both hold their own well enough.
- Some funny visual comedy and some funny dialogue throughout, usually from Basinger.
Cons:
- I can't pinpoint why, but I didn't like the brotherly relationship between Dan Aykroyd and Jon Lovitz.
- The visual effects are quite poor, even for 1988.
- The story is very formulaic and lacked spark.
Overall:
Meh. Not a bad way to waste some time, but some missed opportunities plot-wise. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 09, 2012, 04:48:53 PM
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New York Minute (2004)

Overview:
Action comedy starring Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen. Uptight overachiever Jane (Ashley Olsen), up for a scholarship at Oxford University, has a major speech to give - while laid-back rock rebel Roxy (Mary-Kate Olsen), a friend of Jack Osbourne, hopes to get backstage at a video shoot and slip her demo tape to the band. But Jane's and Roxy's plans go wildly awry and the two must join together when a mix-up involving Jane's all-important day planner lands them in the middle of a black market music piracy scheme.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Eugene Levy almost manages to bring some sense of fun to the movie.
- There is a funny moment where the lyrics from Complicated by Avril Lavigne are read out as a speech.
Cons:
- Twins in a mistaken identity movie? Not very original.
- The casting is poor for the most part, especially the likes of Jared Padalecki (surpisingly) and Jack Osbourne.
- The 'Chinese' limo driver played horrendously by Andy Richter is a truly annoying character.
Overall:
Skip it. 1.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 09, 2012, 09:29:59 PM
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Splinter (2006)

Overview:
Tom Sizemore (Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down) stars as a dirty cop on the gang-ravaged streets of East L.A. in this smart and gritty thriller. A bloody drive-by shooting ends a truce between two warring gangs, leaving "Shaggy" Gonzalez dead and his brother "Dreamer" badly wounded. Now Dreamer is desperate to avenge his brother's murder, but his head wound has robbed him of his memory of the shooting. With a rising number of bizarre murders and hacked-up bodies, police aren't sure if they have a gang war or a serial killer on their hands, and their only chance of finding out is if Dreamer pieces together his shattered memory... before it's too late.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- It's not often the bit-part gangsters are noteworthy, but they are better than average here.
- There are some good ideas with the plot with regards to Dreamer's memory loss and how it pieces together.
Cons:
- Tom Sizemore felt out of place and Adam Rodriguez phoned his brief role in.
- I wasn't overly keen on the style.
Overall:
Enough good ideas to keep you watching, although they are often put to screen without much thought. Low end rental. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 10, 2012, 12:07:46 AM
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Gulliver's Travels (2010)

Overview:
A fast-paced comedy adventure showing what can happen when you go up in the world....literally! Jack Black stars as Lemuel Gulliver, an underachieving mail room worker who finds himself washed ashore the fantasy land of Lilliput, populated by a tiny civilisation known as Lilliputians. With the Lilliputians having no idea of the modern world Gulliver is able to reinvent himself as their hero by impressing them with his size, superior knowledge and incredible inventions like the iPod.

My Thoughts:
This movie got absolutely panned when it was released at the cinemas so my expectations were low and I only picked it up for Amanda Peet. However, I found this to be a rather enjoyable, if forgettable little movie, that used pop culture really well in its favour. The cast is suprisingly good and includes Jack Black, Amanda Peet, Emily Blunt, Chris O'Dowd, Jaso Segal and Billy Connolly. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 10, 2012, 04:34:03 AM
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Half Past Dead (2002)

Overview:
Action thriller starring Steven Seagal as Sascha Petrosevitch, an FBI agent working undercover to infiltrate a gang of crooks. His undercover operation even stretches to being incarcerated in a jail known as 'the new Alcatraz' with one of the gang members, Nick Frazier (Ja Rule). But when a corrupt prison assistant, Donny (Morris Chestnut) storms the prison demanding that a soon-to-be-executed thief tell him the whereabouts of $200 million worth of gold, Sascha must convince his fellow inmates of his true identity and foil Donny's plan - and quickly.

My Thoughts:
There really isn't any need to beat around the bush here for yet another Steven Seagal action movie where he is joined by rappers playing gangsters. There are some pretty good set pieces and special effects, Morris Chestnut was suprisingly well suited, dialogue is a little clunky but passable and the story was just there to string the action together. If you're a Seagal film, watch it, if you're not, don't. Simple as that. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 11, 2012, 03:52:23 PM
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Swindle (2002)

Overview:
Seth George (Tom Sizemore) is an undercover cop who's not afraid to cross the line.
Working on the inside of a ruthless gang headed by a beautiful criminal (Sherilyn Fenn), it doesn't take long before he's involved in an elaborate bank robbery.
One by one, things start to go wrong, as Seth discovers that there's more to this job than meets the eye. The stakes get higher, and Seth's under the gun, forced to choose between being a cop and being taken for a ride.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Sherilyn Fenn and Dave Foley are the pick of the cast putting in reasonably good showings.
- Some good, if slightly expected twists in the storyline.
Cons:
- I just couldn't buy Tom Sizemore as an undercover cop here.
- The transition between current time and flashbacks isn't always smooth.
Overall:
Not a bad effort. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 11, 2012, 03:58:54 PM
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Game of Death (2010)

Overview:
Action hero Wesley Snipes (Blade, Demolition Man) is back on top form in this dynamite-powered action spectacular, an accelerated blast of full-throttle violence, heart-pounding thrills and death-defying action sequences. Also starring unstoppable kickboxing champion Gary Daniels (The Expendables) and stunt legend Zoe Bell (Death Proof, Kill Bill Volumes 1 & 2).

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Good to see stunt performer Zoe Bell in another 'real' role.
- Some fun set piece action scenes.
Cons:
- The story is nothing new. A standard DTV politically minded CIA thriller.
- The supporting cast like Robert Davi, Gary Daniels and Ernie Hudson are underused.
Overall:
For DTV action fans only. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 12, 2012, 02:28:54 PM
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Caught in the Crossfire (2010)

Overview:
Two detectives investigating a gang-related murder find themselves targeted by both gang members and crooked cops.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The storyline had some good ideas.
- Some well made shots and a couple of above average set pieces.
Cons:
- The acting is woeful. Expected bad acting from 50 Cent and Chris Klein, but not from Adam Rodriguez.
- The pacing is far too slow.
- Dialogue is of a low standard. Pretty much a script for hire.
Overall:
Skip it. 1.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 12, 2012, 05:51:53 PM
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Five Fingers (2006)

Overview:
Thriller starring Ryan Phillippe and Laurence Fishburne. Martijn (Phillipe) is a gifted Dutch jazz pianist who flies to Morocco to set up a food assistance programme. On Middle Eastern soil, however, he and his security person, Gavin (Colm Meaney), are promptly kidnapped by terrorists, dragged to a warehouse, chained down and blindfolded. The captors promptly kill Gavin and then begin systematic attempts to extract information from the pianist (about where he obtained the money to set up the programme) - by cutting off his fingers one at a time. Martijn insists on his own ignorance, though in time it becomes clear that all is not what it seems.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Colm Meaney. One of the most underrated actors out there in another great role.
- Did a great job at keeping the movie intriguing considering 90% is in the one location and it is dialogue driven.
- One of the better suprise endings I can think of. I never saw the twist coming.
Cons:
- There are a number of questions that are annoyingly left unanswered.
- Not so keen on Ryan Phillippe's Dutch accent. Surely there are some great Dutch actors who could've taken on the role?
Overall:
This one went under the radar of most people, including myself, but I recommend it. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 12, 2012, 11:32:59 PM
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Ted (2012)

Overview:
Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane brings his boundary-pushing brand of humour to the big screen for the first time as writer, director and voice star of Ted. In the live action/CG-animated comedy, he tells the story of John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg), a grown man who must deal with the cherished teddy bear who came to life as the result of a childhood wish… and has refused to leave his side ever since.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis are both very good here and compliment each other well.
- The cameo by Flash Gordon. Very funny.
- The comedy is a good mix between visual and dialogue.
Cons:
- Lost its way a little in the final third.
- Some of the humour you could see coming. Some cliched gross-out jokes.
Overall:
The first two thirds are fantastic, the final act not so much. Still, I recommend it. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 13, 2012, 03:20:56 PM
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Little Big Soldier (2010)

Overview:
Described as Jackie Chan's best film in years (Twitch), Little Big Soldier is an hilarious thrill-packed masterpiece from the matchless star of hit movies like Rush Hour, Shanghai Noon and The Karate Kid. Join the undisputed King of Action Comedy for a madcap action-packed journey across ancient China. In the aftermath of a great battle between rival kingdoms, only two men remain standing! One is a peasant soldier with a shameless ability for avoiding his responsibilities in battle (Jackie Chan); the other is a warrior prince, who has been wounded fighting for his country (Wang Leehom). Irresistibly tempted by the chance to collect a large reward, the peasant overpowers the disadvantaged prince and sets off to collect his bounty. Unknowingly, his bold actions unleash a chain reaction of chaos, and they are soon pursued across country by relentless nomad warriors and rogue forces lead by the prince's disenchanted brother. When danger confronts them around every corner, the world's two most unlikely allies quickly realise they will need to join forces if they are to make it home in one piece! Now, as each challenge takes them closer to victory, a prince will learn humility and a nobody will find the strength to be someone great. Based on an original story created by Jackie Chan himself, Little Big Soldier is an irresistible, pulse-pounding deluge of side-splitting comedy, stunts and kinetic martial arts action that is guaranteed to enthrall and entertain from start to finish!

My Thoughts:
Little Big Soldier has divided Jackie Chan fans as it is a film that has infused his comedy stylings with his more serious recent offerings based around Chinese history. Some loved it, some couldn't get into the swing of it. For me, I enjoyed it. The story was simple but offered enough depth to get to know the characters, the fight choreography was great as always and the nice little comedic touches were a joy. It's far from Jackie's best but fans should generally enjoy it. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 13, 2012, 06:28:42 PM
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Flubber (1997)

Overview:
College professor Philip Brainard (Robin Williams) is so absent-minded that he manages to miss his own wedding to colleague Sara Reynolds (Marcia Gay Harden). The reason Philip forgets is his new invention - Flubber, a high-energy green substance which can bounce great distances, even enabling Philip to fly his car like an aeroplane. However, Philip and Flubber have their work cut out when they discover that Sara has been sweet-talked by Philip's rival in love, Wilson. Together with Philip's pet robot, Weebo, they set about winning Sara back.

My Thoughts:
Flubber is a Disney remake of their 1961 movie The Absent Minded Professor and stars a fairly good cast in Robin Williams, Marcia Gay Harden and Christopher McDonald (although all are capable of better). The special effects are certainly the strong point of the movie and do make up the majority of the fun of the movie. The story isn't all that great and the dialogue isn't as strong as it could be but Robin Williams is good enough that when coupled with the effects the movie is moderately entertaining if forgettable. Rent it. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 13, 2012, 11:59:31 PM
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Ruby Sparks (2012)

Overview:
A novelist struggling with writer's block finds romance in a most unusual way: by creating a female character he thinks will love him, then willing her into existence.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- If this is what Zoe Kazan can write as her writing debut, I can't wait to see what she does next! She's also a great actress.
- Paul Dano. He is already a star in my opinion, but if he keeps picking roles like this and Looper he'll get the recognition he deserves.
- I really enjoyed the way it was not just a romantic comedy, but was also quite edgy with a few depressing scenes.
Cons:
- Sometimes a little predictable.
- Annette Bening and Antonio Banderas were underused.
Overall:
Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 14, 2012, 12:28:49 AM
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Cockleshell Heroes (1955)

Overview:
World War II action film about the training of ten marines for a sabotage mission. Whipped into shape by a no-nonsense Sergeant Major, the men are charged with destroying a number of giant German battleships in the harbour at Bordeaux, a mission they will carry out by entering the harbour in canoes and attaching limpet mines to the vessels. Facing almost impossible odds, the men demonstrate their resolve, and pursue their task with great courage.

My Thoughts:
Based on a fascinating true story in which only two of the soldiers survived (they actually worked on the set of this film), Cockleshell Heroes was a bit of a mixed bag for me considering it is quite highly rated by British film fans. The acting was average apart from Jose Ferrer who also directed and Trevor Howard. The short amount of time given to the actual mission was surprisingly short and sometimes the dialogue felt it had been embellished over what actually happened. It's not a bad film, but I expected better. I've just ordered the book Operation Frankton though which is said to be an in-depth look at the mission and the brave soldiers behind it. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 16, 2012, 01:43:27 AM
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Welcome to the Jungle (2003)

Overview:
The Rock (aka Duane Johnson) firmly establishes himself as a major Hollywood force in Welcome to the Jungle, an engaging action-comedy directed by Peter Berg. Johnson/Rock plays Beck, a retriever-for-hire, who is sent on one final mission before he can retire and realize his dream of opening up his own restaurant. Swapping the concrete jungle of Los Angeles for the jungles of the Amazon, Beck begins his quest to locate his boss' son, Travis (Seann William Scott). When he walks into the establishment of the beautiful Mariana (Rosario Dawson), he does just that. But before he can drag Travis back to the airstrip and deliver him to his father, the evil Hatcher (Christopher Walken) arrives and reminds Beck that this is his jurisdiction. Apparently, Travis is incredibly close to locating a rare relic, and until that happens, Hatcher isn't letting Travis out of his sight. Of course, Beck uses his talent for kicking ass to escape with Travis, but after their jeep tumbles off a mountain, they find themselves trapped in the jungle with Hatcher hot on their trail. Berg's film breathes with a lighthearted air that is truly refreshing for the action genre, while the relentlessly hilarious interplay between The Rock and Scott is a sight to behold.

My Thoughts:
I have to admit that when I first heard that The Rock was getting into movies I wasn't terribly excited and his role in The Mummy Returns was one of the lowlights in that movie for me. However, since then my opinion has changed. I've enjoyed him in films like Walking Tall, A Man Apart and Faster and I'm enjoying his role so far in the Fast and Furious movies. Welcome to the Jungle though, was the first movie that started to change my mind about him way back in 2003. The action scenes are a lot of fun, he played off the comedy parts well with Seann William Scott and the story is above average for the action-comedy-buddy genre. The supporting cast are also very good and certainly worth mentioning, particularly Rosario Dawson and Christopher Walken. Welcome to the Jungle might not appeal to everyone, but it's a funny movie with some good set pieces. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 16, 2012, 01:51:15 AM
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The Watch (2012)

Overview:
There's trouble brewing in peaceful Glenview, Ohio. That's why four civic-minded citizens, armed with flashlights, walkie-talkies and spiffy new jackets, have teamed up to safeguard their community. But the guys find more than they bargained for when they uncover an alien plot to destroy Earth, and now these bumbling heroes are Glenview's only chance to save the neighborhood - and the world - from annihilation!

My Thoughts:
I first became interested in this movie when the trailer was initially released under the title "Neighbourhood Watch", but then a few things were changed to avoid the studio being 'insensitive' about a big case of a shooting in America where a lad called Trayvon Martin was killed. Still, the trailer was funny and the cast had some names that instantly drew me like Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill and Richard Ayoade as well as some I am indifferent to like Ben Stiller. Although the film did have several very funny moments, it felt like there were too many missed opportunities and the ending just sort of came and went without much of an impact. There's enough fun here to recommend a strong rental, but my hopes were perhaps a little high as all the best bits were in the first half giving what was ultimately an uneven feel. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 16, 2012, 10:36:10 AM
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Mrs Doubtfire (1993)

Overview:
Robin Williams stars as difficult actor and husband, Daniel Hillard, who separates acrimoniously from his wife (Sally Field) and receives a court order limiting his visits to his children. As a result he dresses up as a Scottish nanny and gets gainful employment with his ex-wife looking after his own kids! Directed by Chris Columbus ('Home Alone').

My Thoughts:
I've always enjoyed this movie since I first watched it aged ten. Robin Williams does a great job at covering two separate 'characters' and he shows off his comedic ability really well. The story, though at times over-sentimental, is an enjoyable one and tackles the problems of the divorce from all sides with a reasonable amount of care. I'm not sure I enjoyed Pierce Brosnan's character here, but overall the support cast is fine. Mrs. Doubtfire maybe doesn't hold up quite so well today as it did on release almost twenty years, but I would certainly recommend it, especially to those who saw it many years ago and not again since. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 16, 2012, 12:59:44 PM
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The Dictator (2012)

Overview:
The creators and star of Borat bring you the jaw-dropping comedy about what happens when the world's worst dictator comes to America. Stuck in New York and stripped of his power, Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen) is finally forced to live his ultimate nightmare...the American dream.
Get ready to laugh with the extended cut, featuring never-before-seen footage that's outrageous and shamefully funny.

My Thoughts:
I've been a fan of Sacha Baron Cohen since Ali G was an unknown character on The 11'o Clock Show back in my schooldays. Eventually though, Ali G became such a well known character that it lost the awkward fun with people who didn't realise. Still, that didn't stop us getting a reasonably funny Ali G movie and Cohen followed it up with the excellent Borat. Unfortunately, he then had a bit of a misfire with Bruno but I'm happy to say that with General Aladeen in The Dictator, he's back. There are some absolutely hilarious moments in this movie, usually involving the rapore between Cohen and Anna Faris but Ben Kingsley also adds a lot of fun. Some of the jokes are overdone and the pacing feels a little off at times but there is alot to enjoy here. Although not quite up to Borat standards, I recommend The Dictator. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 16, 2012, 11:55:22 PM
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For a Good Time, Call... (2012)

Overview:
Ari Graynor (Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist), Lauren Anne Miller (50/50), Justin Long (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story) and Nia Vardalos (My Big Fat Greek Wedding) star in this hilarious and sexy comedy. Overachiever Lauren (Miller) is suddenly on her own after her boyfriend breaks up with her. Free-spirited Katie (Graynor) is about to lose a dream apartment unless she can find a roommate. They reluctantly agree to room together even though they have nothing in common, until Lauren discovers that Katie is working as a phone-sex operator and decides to get in on a good business opportunity. But as their partnership starts bringing in the money, their newfound friendship finds unexpected challenges that may leave them both hanging on the line. Critics agree For a Good Time, Call. "slaps a smile on your face and makes it stick!" (Peter Travers, Rolling Stone)

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The cameos of the male callers are beyond hilarious, especially Seth Rogen and Kevin Smith.
- Lauren Miller (Seth Rogen's wife) and Ari Graynor work really well together and are both well suited to their roles.
Cons:
- As much fun as it is, the story is about as formulaic as they come.
- The jokes are generally quite similar throughout although they are well timed and suited the feel of the movie.
Overall:
A fun way to waste a bit of time, but not something you want to watch with your parents! Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 17, 2012, 05:04:00 PM
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(500) Days of Summer (2009)

Overview:
Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel star in this offbeat romantic comedy, the feature debut of music video director Marc Webb, which chronicles 500 days in the on/off relationship of Summer (Deschanel) and Tom (Gordon-Levitt). While Summer steadfastly refuses to believe in true love, asserting that real life will always get in the way in the end, Tom has thrown caution to the wind and fallen hook, line and sinker in love with her. Where can their so-called relationship lead?

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Marc Webb's experience as a music director shines through with a cracking soundtrack that is well selected for each scene.
- Zooey Deschanel Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Chloe Moretz are all very very good casting decisions.
- There's enough here for lads and lasses alike and it makes for a great date movie.
- The story is interesting and the way it bounces to dfferent days of the relationship is done in a good unconfusing manner.
Cons:
- It sometimes came across a little pretentious.
Overall:
Highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: DSig on December 19, 2012, 05:07:44 PM
Yep .. (500) Days of Summer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%28500%29_Days_of_Summer) is an excellent film.  There were a couple of 'slow' spots but overall it is great.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 19, 2012, 10:33:01 PM
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Scott Pilgrim vs the World (2010)

Overview:
Meet charming and jobless Scott Pilgrim (Michael Cera). A bass guitarist for totally average garage band Sex Bob-omb, the 22-year-old has just met the girl of his dreams...literally. The only catch to winning Ramona Flowers (Mary Elizabeth Winstead)? Her seven evil exes are coming to kill him. Genre-smashing filmmaker Edgar Wright (Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead) tells the amazing story of one romantic slacker’s quest to power up with love in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.
Scott Pilgrim has never had a problem getting a girlfriend. It’s getting rid of them that proves difficult. From the girl who kicked his heart’s ass—and now is back in town—to the teenage distraction he’s trying to shake when Ramona rollerblades into his world, love hasn’t been easy. He soon discovers, however, his new crush has the most unusual baggage of all: a nefarious league of exes controls her love life and will do whatever it takes to eliminate him as a suitor.
As Scott gets closer to Ramona, he must face an increasingly vicious rogues’ gallery from her past—from infamous skateboarders to vegan rock stars and fearsomely identical twins. And if he hopes to win his true love, he must vanquish them all before it really is game over.

My Thoughts:
Scott Pilgrim is certainly a love it or hate it movie and from my friends that dislike it, they all have one thing in common - they didn't really get the videogame style of it. Personally I really enjoyed the frenetic visual style and wonder how this would have looked if it had been released in 3D. Michael Cera is also another dividing element and one of those actors people either love or hate but when surrounded by other great young cast members like Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Alison Pill and the absolutely fantastic scene-stealing Kieran Culkin then he is great to watch. Personally I  dug it, but I can certainly see why those who do dislike it, do so with utter contempt. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 20, 2012, 01:27:59 AM
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Cyrus (2010)

Overview:
Seven years after splitting up with his wife Jamie (Catherine Keener), dejected Los Angeles divorcee John (John C. Reilly) is still single and has all but given up on the idea of meeting somone new. But then out of the blue he meets the beautiful, spirited and single Molly (Marisa Tomei). Unfortunately, it isn't until after he has fallen head over heels in love with her that he discovers there is a major catch: her seriously peculiar and very dependent 20-something son Cyrus (Jonah Hill) - who, it becomes startlingly apparent, is far from ready to share his beloved mother with another man.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- I'm a fan of comedy that uses characters emotions to make you feel uncomfortable and this does just that.
- The cast. John C. Reilly, Marisa Tomei, Jonah Hill, Matt Walsh and Catherine Keener are all excellent.
- I really liked the shifts in the movies tone, especially at the beginning with John C Reilly singing.
Cons:
- Sometimes the movie feels a little restrained, almost lazy.
- Loses its way a little in the final act.
Overall:
Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 20, 2012, 08:08:53 PM
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O (2001)

Overview:
Updated retelling of William Shakespeare's tragedy 'Othello', which drops the story into the modern-day setting of an elite private school in the American South. Mekhi Phifer stars as Odin James, the only black kid in the school, and also a champion basketball player, who is dating the popular and beautiful Desi (Julia Stiles). But his best friend Hugo (Josh Hartnett) resents his popularity, and in particular Odin's relationship with Hugo's father, basketball coach Duke (Martin Sheen). To make Odin jealous and sabotage his popular status, Hugo embarks upon a carefully planned scheme of revenge, laying a series of signs to make it look as though Desi is cheating on Odin with teammate Michael (Andrew Keenan). Consumed by jealousy, Odin starts to lose his grip on everything that he holds dear...

My Thoughts:
In 1999, Julia Stiles was one of the stars of the modern day retelling of The Taming of the Shrew, 10 Things I Hate About You. Two years later she was cast in another modern day retelling of classic Shakespeare, this time O based on Othello. Cast alongside Josh Hartnett, Rain Phoenix, Martin Sheen and Mekhi  Phifer, Julia Stiles is probably the best of an otherwise average cast. The story is fun, but some parts are overlong and overdramatic whilst others are not long enough. It's entertaining and generally engaging, and although the ending is the strongest part, the shooting effects are poor which does take away from the overall effect. Worth a solid rental. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 22, 2012, 01:15:47 PM
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The Hunger Games (2012)

Overview:
Every year in the ruins of what was once North America, the Capitol of the nation of Panem forces each of its twelve districts to send a teenage boy and girl to compete in the Hunger Games. Sixteen year old Katniss Everdeen volunteers in her younger sister’s place and must rely upon her sharp instincts when she’s pitted against highly trained Tributes who have prepared for these Games their entire lives. If she’s ever to return home to District 12, Katniss must make impossible choices in the arena that weigh survival against humanity and life against love.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The casting is pretty good with Jennifer Lawrence, Woody Harrelson and Stanley Tucci standing out.
- Although some of the visual effects seemed amateurish, the overall effects were of a good standard.
- The adaptation was overall very good when one bears in mind the book is told in first person.
Cons:
- Sometimes it didn't feel as intense as it should've done.
- We needed better character development though this could be a good starting point in the grand scheme of things.
Overall:
Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: DSig on December 23, 2012, 02:53:43 AM
Yeah I agree.  Overall it is a good film.  hopefully just the beginning of a great series.

Just what we need after the end of Twilight .. more teenage angst.  I can't get my fill so i just finished watching Roswell Season 1 .. oh my  ;D
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Post by: Dragonfire on December 23, 2012, 06:34:46 AM
There was a bit more development in the book.  And this was better than Twilight.
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Post by: Jimmy on December 23, 2012, 07:18:13 AM
And this was better than Twilight.
Even the Friedberg and Seltzer version of Twillight is better than Twillight :laugh:
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 23, 2012, 02:29:40 PM
And this was better than Twilight.
Even the Friedberg and Seltzer version of Twillight is better than Twillight :laugh:

Vampires Suck was embarrassing, even by Friedberg and Seltzer standards.
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Post by: Mustrum_Ridcully on December 23, 2012, 03:19:21 PM
The Hunger Games (for me) had the problem that many of those Big Budget productions have nowadays (at least for the last 10 years):
They don't really care about the the story anymore, but merely use it as the opportunity for a long row of stunning Visual- and/or Special-Effects.
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Post by: Dragonfire on December 24, 2012, 06:18:27 AM
There has been too much emphasis on the special effects at the expense of story in too many movies recently.

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Post by: DSig on December 24, 2012, 08:50:54 PM
Really .. humm .. I thought that the special effects (what there were of them) were pretty tame.

I do agree that it can get really over the top.  Case in point is the new "Total Recall". 

But the Hunger Games trilogy has an interesting story.  I think they were just too afraid to do the first one right in case it didn't pay back well.

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Post by: kahless on December 24, 2012, 08:56:59 PM
[...]  Case in point is the new "Total Recall".  [...]


Good point. I have just seen this remake of "Total Recall". If I ignore the original movie, I think it's is ok. Good action movie - just a no-brainer!
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Post by: Dragonfire on December 25, 2012, 12:15:42 AM
I wasn't too bothered by the effects in Hunger Games.  Though I do think some things could have been handled a bit better.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 28, 2012, 04:08:59 PM
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Home Alone (1990)

Overview:
When Kevin's family left for vacation, they forgot one minor detail: Kevin! Eight-year-old Kevin McCallister (Macaulay Culkin) has become the man of the house, overnight.
Accidentally left behind when his family rushes off on a Christmas vacation, Kevin gets busy decorating the house for the holidays. But he's not decking the halls with tinsel and holly. Two bumbling burglars are trying to break in, and Kevin's rigging a bewildering battery of booby traps to welcome them!
Written and produced by John Hughes, this madcap slapstick adventure features an all-star supporting cast including Catherine O'Hara and John Heard as Kevin's parents, Joe Pesci and Daniel Stem as the burglars, and John Candy as the "Polka King of the Midwest".

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- I was seven when this came out and it has held up incredibly well.
- Daniel Stern and Joe Pesci are both great fun as the burglars who find out the meaning of pain.
- So inventive with the way the traps are set-up.
- So many quotable scenes. "This is my home... I have to protect it!".
Cons:
- John Candy is underused.
- Some of the siblings could've been better cast despite their minor roles.
Overall:
- A cracking comedy for Christmas. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 28, 2012, 04:14:14 PM
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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)

Overview:
Kevin McCallister (Macaulay Culkin) gets separated from his family at Christmas time again. This time, they're in Florida and he's in New York, and the two bumbling gangsters from 'Home Alone' (Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern) are out of jail and on Kevin's trail.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Like the first, has held up very well and it was great to see all the cast come back.
- This time Catherine O'Hara gets a bit of a bigger role.
- Tim Curry. His entire role and all his scenes in the hotel are among the best.
Cons:
- A bit too similar in the physical comedy aspect.
- Some of the scenes with the pigeon woman are a little overlong.
Overall:
Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 28, 2012, 04:23:25 PM
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Man of the House (2005)

Overview:
Comedy starring Tommy Lee Jones. Hard-edged Texas Ranger Roland Sharp (Jones) is assigned to protect the only witnesses to the murder of a key figure in the prosecution of a drug kingpin - a group of University of Texas cheerleaders. Sharp must now go undercover as an assistant cheerleading coach and move in with the young women - possibly the most terrifying assignment in his thirty-year career in law enforcement.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- This is a good change of pace for Tommy Lee Jones. His sort of character obviously, but the comedic touch did suit him.
- The cheerleaders include Vanessa Ferlito and Paula Garces who were in fave TV shows of mine (CSI: NY and The Shield).
Cons:
- Cedric the Entertainer. Won't somebody stop him?
- Nothing new and very generic.
Overall:
Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 29, 2012, 02:06:14 PM
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21 (2008)

Overview:
Slick casino scam tale based on Ben Mezrich's book 'Bringing Down the House: The Inside Story of Six M.I.T. Students Who Took Vegas for Millions'. Brilliant M.I.T. student Ben Campbell (Jim Sturgess) has got money worries, if he doesn't come up with $300,000 he's going to be kicked out. Luckily for Ben, help is at hand in the shape of maths professor Micky Rosa (Kevin Spacey), who has formed a team of students capable of taking on the casinos of Las Vegas and beating them at blackjack, using a technique known as card counting. But as the team start to win, and win big, the glitzy lifestyle soon starts to ensnare Ben, and he begins to believe he's untouchable. With the team attracting the attention of casino security chief Cole Williams (Laurence Fishburne), it's not long before the stakes are raised to dangerous levels.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Kevin Spacey, Laurence Fishburne, Jim Sturgess and Kate Bosworth all work well together and are all very believable in their roles.
- The film manages to explain card counting and the scam without too much simplification and dumbing down.
- The twist is fun, and although you think it is possibly obvious it still had an element of surprise.
Cons:
- I'd have liked to have seen more from the other members of the 'team', especially in the way of character development.
- Sometimes the narration dialogue didn't quite fit.
Overall:
If you enjoy casino movies, I recommend adding this to your collection. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 29, 2012, 02:11:49 PM
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Point Break (1991)

Overview:
Young FBI agent Utah (Keanu Reeves) must track down a four-man bank robbery team who wear masks depicting the features of ex-US Presidents Reagan, Carter, Nixon and Johnson. Suspecting them to be surfers, the agent sets about infiltrating the surfing community, and becomes a little too close to the adrenalin junkies to be objective. With Patrick Swayze as the main suspect, and Gary Busey as Utah's more experienced partner.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The action scenes and set pieces are well shot and exciting.
- The pacing is very good and there is just the right mix of action/storyline.
- Patrick Swayze, Gary Busey, John C. McGinley and Keanu Reeves are all very good - Busey especially.
Cons:
- Lori Petty wasn't very well cast. She just didn't feel like a surfer character.
Overall:
A cracking undercover cop movie. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 30, 2012, 04:51:41 PM
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Home Alone 3 (1997)

Overview:
A band of hi-tech thieves have stolen a top-secret computer chip, and placed it inside a toy car. However, through a series of mishaps the car finds its way to Alex Pruitt (Alex D. Linz), who is alone at home with the chicken pox. The thieves track Alex down, but their attempts to retrieve the chip are all thwarted by the young whiz-kid.

My Thoughts:
After watching the first two Home Alone movies the other day I thought I would catch the third in the series as it was on television. Unfortunately, whilst it has obvious similarities to the very enjoyable Culkin films, Alex D Linz is missing that spark. The cast is generally below par and the only real notable appearance is a small one from a young Scarlett Johansson. The interaction between Alex and the band of criminals is nowhere near as funny or inventive as the previous movies and the general storyline not as enjoyable. This isn't a complete waste of time, but it just wasn't for me. Skip it. 2/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 30, 2012, 07:39:57 PM
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The Girl (2012)

Overview:
Alfred Hitchcock was at the height of his fame and creativity when, in 1962, he chose an unknown fashion model to star in his most ambitious film - The Birds. But as he sculpted Tippi Hedren into the perfect Hitchcock blonde of his imagination, he became obsessed with the impossible dream of winning the real woman s love. Their mutual desires- hers for fame, his for fantasy- would all but destroy both of their careers in what would become a passionate and destructive struggle for survival. Screenwriter Gwyneth Hughes has interviewed Tippi Hedren, and surviving members of Hitchcock s crew. This film tells their full tragic story for the first time. Starring Toby Jones (Harry Potter, Titanic, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy) and Sienna Miller (Layer Cake, Alfie, Factory Girl), supported by Imelda Staunton (Harry Potter, Vera Drake) and Penelope Wilton (Downton Abbey). Directed by Julian Jarrold (Appropriate Adult).

My Thoughts:
Oh god, what a disappointment. This had been promoted by the BBC for weeks in the run up to it being shown and I was very excited to finally watch it a week after it had aired. Toby Jones is absolutely brilliant as Hitchcock and Sienna Miller so-so as Tippi Hendren but this 'factual' movie is very one sided and never really gets past Hitchcock being a bit of sex pest and a bully. There is no denial that Hitchcock had stalkerish ways and was a bit crazy, but I would've hoped this would not be a film based solely on unsubstantiated viewpoints of Tippi Hendren when she was in her eighties - viewpoints that nobody else has come forward and said they had seen, despite much of it happening on crowded film sets. Whilst I am sure there are some truths in this, it just makes Hedren come across as a victim who can do no wrong, pissed that her career never took off after The Birds and Marnie. Such a shame as I think with research into both sides would've made a world of difference. Skip it. 2/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 30, 2012, 11:31:26 PM
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Animal Kingdom (2010)

Overview:
Following the death of his mother, 17-year–old Joshua 'J' Cody (James Frecheville) moves in with his hitherto–estranged family, under the watchful eye of his doting grandmother, Janine 'Smurf' Cody (Jacki Weaver), and her three criminal sons--the Cody boys. Eldest son and armed robber, Andrew 'Pope' Cody (Ben Mendelsohn) is in hiding from a gang of renegade detectives. Middle brother Craig (Sullivan Stapleton) is a successful but volatile drug dealer, whilst the youngest Cody, Darren (Luke Ford), naïvely follows his elder brothers' lead. Just as Pope's business partner and best friend, Barry Brown (Joel Edgerton), decides that he wants out of the game, recognising that their days of old–school banditry are all but over, tensions between the family and the police explode. J finds himself at the centre of a cold–blooded revenge plot that turns his family upside down and which throws him directly into the path of senior homicide detective, Nathan Leckie (Guy Pearce).
Writer and director David Michôd’s brutal and captivating depiction of Melbourne’s criminal underbelly heralds the arrival of an intense new voice to contemporary Australian Cinema.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The cast, especially Ben Mendelsohn and Jacki Weaver.
- The character Janine Cody who comes across as nice but will go to any lengths in order to protect certain people.
- It doesn't glamourise the violence, making the situations feel very tense.
Cons:
- It did feel overlong in some parts - mainly due to the monotony of some of the situations.
- Sometimes J's lack of emotion annoyed me, especially at the beginning with the paramedics and his mother overdosing.
Overall:
Another very good crime movie from Australia. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on December 31, 2012, 01:42:04 AM
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Ill Manors (2012)

Overview:
We are all products of our environment. Some environments are just harder to survive in. Welcome to London, 2012. Home of the Olympic Games. Behind the veil of newly injected prosperity lies a community that's impossible to enter and even harder to escape. After 15 years in prison ex-dealer Kirby wants three simple things; to take back his turf, to get laid and to take revenge on the gangsters who have disrespected him. But a humiliating run-in with his former protégé sparks a chain of violence, vengeance and lethal reprisals that ripple through the community of drug dealers pimps, and innocents all swept up into the cycle of violence and deception. Then there is Aaron, street-wise yet vulnerable, just trying to get by and do the right thing while his ruthless friend Ed will stop at nothing to reclaim a mobile phone leading to deadly consequences. The highly anticipated feature length debut of award-winning musician Plan B (aka Ben Drew) iLL MANORS is an explosive unique crime thriller. Narratively linked through original music from Plan B himself, the film is a groundbreaking, visually stunning and gripping experience, laced with street-wise humour.

My Thoughts:
For those who do not know who Ben Drew is, he is better known as the British music sensation Plan B. Personally, I'm not a fan of his music so went into this one with a little scepticism, especially as he not only provides the music, but he also wrote and directed the movie and gave himself a little cameo. Well call me surprised, because with a budget of just £100,000 he has made a very good directorial debut. The feel of the movie and the plot owe to the success of Noel Clarke's movies such as Kidulthood and 4.3.2.1 but still manages to stand on its own two feet. The circumstances around the characters are well developed, the storylines intertwine very well and the music is perfect throughout. If you're a fan of Kidulthood, I can easily recommend this. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 02, 2013, 12:07:14 AM
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Higher Learning (1995)

Overview:
John Singleton directs this tale of three students who each find a very different path through college: an athlete (Omar Epps) struggling to make the grade; a naive girl (Kristy Swanson) who discovers that men cannot always accept 'no' for an answer; and a shy and retiring guy (Michael Rapaport) who joins a gang of neo-Nazi skinheads in a desperate search for companionship.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Such a great cast. Omar Epps, Tyra Banks, Jennifer Connelly, Kristy Swanson, Laurence Fishburne, Ice Cube, Michael Rapaport, Cole Hauser, Regina King to name just a few.
- The lives of the students all intertwine well with enough time spent on each of the characters for development.
- John Singleton did well to look at sexism and sexuality as well as racism.
Cons:
- Stereotypes were overdone when it came to characteristics at times and whilst it did look at racism from blacks againts whites, it was certainly leaning heavily towards injustices and how 'hard done by' the black students were.
Overall:
Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 02, 2013, 12:20:49 AM
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Land of the Dead (2005)

Overview:
With the living dead having now taken over much of the world, the few survivors left have retreated to a fortified city, where the rich live in penthouse apartments while the poor suffer on the streets below. Governed by the corrupt Kaufman (Dennis Hopper), the city comes under threat when the impoverished population begin to demand a change in leadership and it becomes obvious that the army of zombies outside the city walls is beginning to adapt to its surroundings.

My Thoughts:
Yes, this is weak compared to the previous ### of the Dead movies but IMO, it is also unfairly crapped on. There is plenty to enjoy here, from the overall idea of everyone being holed up in the one city through to the special effects and the way that the zombies have been able to team together and have learned several basic things to enable them to reach the outskirts of the city. The cast is also generally good, in particular Asia Argento and Dennis Hopper although John Leguizimo is easily the weak link here. Unfortunately there are also some downsides to Land of the Dead. The movie isn't very original and you could pretty much guess everything as it is about to happen and some the dialogue doesn't fit. Overall, this is a rental or cheap purchase. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 02, 2013, 11:56:45 PM
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Sasori (2008) AKA Prisoner 701 Sasori

Overview:
Joe Ma directs this remake of the cult 1972 Japanese exploitation film 'Joshuu 701 Go Sasori' directed by Ito Shunya, itself a live-action adaptation of the 1970s manga series by Toru Shinohara. Miki Mizuno stars as Matsushima Nami, a beautiful young housewife who is falsely accused of murder and sent to spend the rest of her life in the most brutal and squalid of prisons, where she falls victim to any number of inhuman cruelties. Later she manages to escape and makes it her business to exact a gruesome revenge on those who double-crossed her, training to fight with a mysterious mountain hermit known as the Corpse Collector (Simon Yam) and renaming herself 'Sasori' ('Scorpion').

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The fact it was filmed on video adds to the style of the movie and suits the feel well rather than looking cheap.
- There are some good fight scenes with wire work and action choreography better than I had expected.
Cons:
- The acting isn't great and lead Miki Mizuno looks out of her depth.
- At times I would've preferred a bit more dialogue (this is a low dialogue film).
Overall:
Not a patch on the original and for genre fans only. Low rental. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 03, 2013, 05:44:47 PM
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Houseguest (1995)

Overview:
A con-artist is on the run from the mob. His only way out is to impersonate the long-lost friend of an uptight lawyer and move in with his family. But it is not an easy task as he tries to impersonate a wine expert, a Golf pro and a world-famous dentist. But when his host discovers his scam the mob soon find out as to his whereabouts.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Sinbad and Phil Hartman play off each other really well and the supporting cast are well selected, especially Jeffrey Jones and Tony Longo.
- They didn't always go for the easy jokes and stayed away from using the children for easy humour.
Cons:
- Sometimes felt like one long advertisement for McDonalds.
- The mistaken identity sub-genre is crowded and this doesn't have enough originality to pull away from the rest.
Overall:
Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 03, 2013, 08:20:11 PM
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Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)

Overview:
Mel Brooks wrote and directed this spoof of 'Robin Hood - Prince of Thieves'. Having escaped from prison in North Africa, Robin of Locksley (Cary Elwes) swims back to the mainland to return to his family castle in England. Alongside his cohorts Ahchoo and Asneeze, he attempts to defeat the evil sheriff of Rottingham and find the key to Maid Marion's chastity belt.

My Thoughts:
Robin Hood is a well known tale and I had hoped for better from Mel Brooks here with a satirical look on a larger scale rather than going for obvious jokes that you can see coming a mile away. Don't get me wrong, there are enough funny moments here to enjoy but it isn't as clever in its humour as I would expect from a genius such as Brooks. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 05, 2013, 04:36:36 PM
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Hitch (2005)

Overview:
Sophisticated romantic comedy starring Will Smith. Alex 'Hitch' Hitchens is a legendary - and deliberately anonymous - New York City 'date doctor' who, for a fee, has helped countless men woo the women of their dreams. While coaching Albert (Kevin James), a meek accountant who is smitten with a glamourous celebrity, Allegra Cole (Amber Valletta), Hitch finally meets his match in the person of the gorgeous, whip-smart Sara Melas (Eva Mendes), a gossip columnist who follows Allegra's every move. The ultimate professional bachelor, Hitch suddenly finds himself falling deliriously in love with Sara, a reporter whose biggest scoop could very well be the unmasking of Manhattan's most famous date doctor.

My Thoughts:
I first grabbed this a few years ago because I became a bigger fan of Eva Mendes and her career after viewing We Own the Night. Thankfully, she has a more substantial role here than she normally gets opposite the always reliable if not spectacular Will Smith. The whole date doctor storyline is fun, with Kevin James and Amber Valetta both fitting their roles well and making for a good support. There isn't anything special here, but the cast is good, plot more thought out than the majority of rom-coms and a few good laughs. High end of rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 05, 2013, 04:48:30 PM
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JCVD (2008)

Overview:
Unlike most of his other films, this is not an all-action thriller but instead an opportunity for Van Damme to play a meatier role. The role he plays is himself, but in a kind of parallel universe. Unable to find work in Hollywood, broke and involved in a custody battle for his daughter, the eponymous JCVD returns to his native Belgium, where he still enjoys hero status. Once there he finds himself caught up in the middle of a hostage drama and acting out a different sort of role to the ones he is used to playing in films.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- I've always been a fan of his dodgy action films, but who'd have thought JCVD could act?
- Some of the dialogue is very funny, especially poking fun of being the guy who brought John Woo to America (Hard Target) and Steven Seagal beating him to a role. He's happy to poke fun of himself.
- The Gaumont company logo with JCVD roundhousing the Gaumont boy to the moon. I love it when the film changes a company logo slightly for fun.
Cons:
- Pacing in the middle feels a little off at times.
Overall:
Mr Van Damme as you've never seen him before. He isn't just an ex-kickboxing hack you know. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 05, 2013, 06:51:30 PM
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Scream 4 (2011)

Overview:
In Scream 4, Sidney Prescott, now the author of a self-help book, returns home to Woodsboro on the last stop of her book tour. There she reconnects with Sheriff Dewey and Gale, who are now married, as well as her cousin Jill (played by Emma Roberts) and her Aunt Kate (Mary McDonnell). Unfortunately Sidney’s appearance also brings about the return of Ghost Face, putting Sidney, Gale, and Dewey, along with Jill, her friends, and the whole town of Woodsboro in danger.

My Thoughts:
It has been eleven years since Scream 3 and Sidney has released her own book whilst Gale and Dewey have been married for a decade with him now Sheriff and her trying to write a novel. With them all back in Woodsboro on the anniversary of the events from the first movie it's obvious there is a need for someone dressed as Ghostface to be killing again. With another great cast including Emma Roberts, Rory Culkin, Hayden Panettiere and Anthony Anderson and some solid writing, Scream 4 is another fun entry into the series. A lot of nods to more recent horror movies like the Saw franchise and filled with plenty of great dialogue poking fun at genre cliches, I have to recommend it to fans of the series. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 06, 2013, 04:44:51 PM
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Wrecked (2010)

Overview:
Academy Award® winner Adrien Brody stars as a man who awakens in a mangled car wreck at the bottom of a steep cliff. Injured, bleeding and in pain,  he is trapped inside with no memory of how he got there or who he is. There’s money in the trunk and a body on the back seat …  what happened?
As he struggles to survive in the magnificent wilderness, using his most primal instincts, he discovers clues to his identity and a dark side is revealed.
Even if he survives the carnage, he may face the horrible consequences of an earlier, forgotten life.

My Thoughts:
Wrecked is a movie that is in the same vain as 127 Hours and Buried, where the vast majority of the running time is based around a single character and a significantly small location. In Wrecked, Adrien Brody takes the role as a guy who wakes up in a car wreck at the bottom of a cliff in a movie that turns out to be a thriller more than the tale of survival I hoped it had been. Whilst Adrien Brody is a very fine actor indeed, he couldn't save this one from being a little on the slow side with the tension and suspense required missing from the end product. It's worth a look just for Brody who at least manages to make it a watchable effort but overall it feels like a missed opportunity. Just about avoids a 'skip it' rating. Rent it. 2.5/5
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Post by: Piffi on January 06, 2013, 05:00:27 PM
Thanks for the review! I've been curious about that movie for awhile
But after your review, i think i'll drop it. :)
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 06, 2013, 07:58:30 PM
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Red Trousers: The Life of the Hong Kong Stuntmen (2003)

Overview:
Documentary exploring the dangerous world of Hong Kong stuntmen, the unsung heroes who undergo years of training to portray the most violent and dangerous stunts onscreen.

My Thoughts:
Directed by Robin Shou, Red Trousers is a very interesting documentary which talks about the differences between Hollywood and Hong Kong movie sets as well as the training, injuries and the general life of a stuntman candidly. It features some great interviews with some real legends like Sammo Hung Kam-Bo but also with kids whose ambitions are to follow the tradition of opera school to stuntwork, and Western stuntmen working in the Hong Kong film industry. There's some great stunt footage throughout and the interviews are well conducted but there is something that annoyed me. Robin Shou has interspersed a short film into the documentary in bits and pieces to show stuntwork, but it just didn't fit in. I still have to recommend it though. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 06, 2013, 11:20:06 PM
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Brewster's Millions (1985)

Overview:
In the seventh screen version of this perennial tale, Richard Pryor plays a man who stands to inherit $300 million - if he can first spend $30 million in 30 days without letting anyone in on the reason. This proves harder than he'd imagined, even with the assistance of team mate Spike (John Candy).

My Thoughts:
Brewster's Millions might not be the best big screen outing for either Richard Pryor or John Candy (or Walter Hill for that matter) but I still get a kick out of it every time I watch the movie. Pryor and Candy work well together, and the story is a lot of fun (this is the seventh adaptation of the book to the big screen) but sometimes it gets a little repetitive in just hiring more people in order to spend money instead of being more inventive. Whilst I recommend this movie, I would say to first check out another comedy that is also about money and class from the same screenwriting team of Herschel Weingrod and Timothy Harris - Trading Places. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 07, 2013, 01:25:42 AM
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Hall Pass (2011)

Overview:
From the Farrelly Brothers (There's Something About Mary, Dumb & Dumber) comes your ticket to fool around! Rick (Owen Wilson) and Fred (Jason Sudeikis) are best friends, each married many years. When the guys show signs of restlessness at home, their wives (Jenna Fischer and Christina Applegate) take a bold approach to revitalizing their respective marriages: granting them a "hall pass," one week of freedom to do whatever they want...no questions asked. At first a dream come true, it's not long before Rick and Fred find that their expectations of the single life – and themselves – are completely and hilariously out of sync with reality.

My Thoughts:
Don't go into this expecting childish humour throughout after seeing that it is directed by The Farrelly Brothers because guess what... they've kind of grown up. Sure, the crude jokes are still there, and a woman splats her poo on a wall, but it is a lot more thought through than some of their previous features (There's Something About Mary withstanding). Hall Pass has a great cast and the best scenes are those that you least expect like the ending with Stephen Merchant. There are a couple of things I didn't like though. The guy who works at the coffee shop wasn't a great character and the golfing scene was a little overplayed, but Hall Pass is an above average comedy worth a look. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 07, 2013, 02:46:51 PM
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The Sorority (2009)

Overview:
A group of Sorority sisters are sworn to trust, secrecy and solidarity no matter what. But their loyalty is tested when a prank goes terribly wrong and ends a brutal murder. Rather than confess to the crime, the girls agree to hide the bloody corpse and keep their secret forever. A year later, as they prepare to say goodbye to the house and each, the girls are confident their dark secret will remain buried, but does it?

My Thoughts:
Sorority Row is yet another by the numbers unoriginal horror remake where the death scenes are fun, the acting is average by horror standards and the plot is held together by the whimsiest of storylines. There's plenty worse, but also plenty better. Best death scene? Death by glass bottle being rammed down the throat. Worst? Tyre iron to the head. Low end rental for genre fans only. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 08, 2013, 01:55:19 AM
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The Business (2005)

Overview:
Drama set in Spain in the 1980s. Frankie (Danny Dyer), is on the run from the high-rises of South London to a new life in Malaga with nothing but a tin stuffed full of cash. Having no idea that this delivery of cash to super-suave playboy and ex-con, Charlie (Tamer Hassan), will change his life forever, he soon becomes one of the gang, and finds himself drawn into a flamboyant and violent world of organised crime.

My Thoughts:
Director Nick Love has teamed up with Danny Dyer and Tamer Hassan on more than one occasion and it is a team which is hit and miss. Personally, I think they are better together than they are apart (not very difficult) and although they all have their critics, The Business is a pretty good little movie. There is the usual cockney slang thrown in throughout as to be expected so if you're not familiar you may struggle with the dialogue, but if you are familiar then it adds a few laughs into a film that shows the highs and lows of criminal life. It's nowhere near the quality of Lock Stock or Snatch but it was better than I had expected to be and I would recommend it to fans of Love's other movies as he brings similar characters, the 80's football firm fashion and a solid, if cliched story together quite well. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 09, 2013, 03:23:36 PM
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Revenge of the Nerds (1984)

Overview:
Anthony Edwards (TV's ER) stars with Robert Carradine in this hilarious satire on college life about a group of outcasts who start their own fraternity after being rejected by every house on campus. It's a brains vs. brawn battle when the football team jocks try to crush their misfit counterparts, but the nerd's have the perfect plan to gain the upper hand.

Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise (1987)

Overview:
Everyone's favourite nerd's are back. This time Lewis, Wormser, Poindexter, Lamar and Booger are off to the United Fraternity Conference in Ft. Lauderdale. Unfortunately, the hotel manager and Alpha Betas join forces, leaving the Tri-Lambs with no place to stay but the Ricky Ricardo Wing of the dilapidated Hotel Coral Essex. But even though the boys are misled, mistreated and misused, they once again strike back, proving the importance of self-respect in a wild and wacky lesson you'll never forget.

My Thoughts:
So I just did a Revenge of the Nerds double feature and although I had seen the first movie before, I had never seen the second. The first was exactly as I remembered. Goofy fun that was never going to be anything serious but thanks to a great cast put a little message across also. The second was more of the same really with a lot of returning cast members (plus a stunning Courtney Thorne-Smith) only based at a convention in Florida rather than at the college. If you enjoy movies like Porky's, American Pie, the John Hughes high school stuff etc etc then you'll likely enjoy both of these.

My Scores:
Revenge of the Nerds - Recommended. 3.5/5
Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise - Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 09, 2013, 05:52:36 PM
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Stir Crazy (1980)

Overview:
Long-time losers Skip Donahue (Gene Wilder) and Harry Monroe (Richard Pryor) are hired to wear woodpecker costumes to help promote a bank's opening, only to be wrongfully imprisoned when a pair of criminals, wearing identical outfits, rob the bank. Their claims of innocence ignored, Skip and Harry are forced to adapt to prison life, and end up being persuaded to ride for the Warden in the local rodeo show.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor were a great double act and the way they play off each other is very good.
- The final scenes are surprisingly suspenseful and Sidney Poitier does a great job in mixing a little bit of seriousness into the comedy as director.
- The scene where mass murderer Grossberger (Erland van Lidth) sings Down in the Valley is bizarrely mesmerising.
Cons:
- The structuring of the plot isn't really much of a surprise and sticks to conventional Hollywood type.
- I'd have liked to see Pryor get a little more screen time. This is Wilders movie no doubt, but a little more of Pryor never goes amiss.
Overall:
Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 09, 2013, 08:25:11 PM
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Chronicle (2012)

Overview:
Chronicle is an unconventional and slightly darker take on the superhero genre where three ordinary teenagers suddenly gain super powers and are able to do things they never imagined possible. Initially they have fun, but their pranks become ever more dangerous and they must face the inevitable question of whether they can handle the responsibility that comes with extraordinary powers.

My Thoughts:
Chronicle was a movie that sort of came out of nowhere when it hit the cinemas. Beforehand there was little promo going on but then due to word of mouth and surprising takings on the exceptionally well spent $12m budget, it seemed the commercials on the tv were never ending. The cast here are essentially a bunch of unknowns, but all well selected and although it is filmed in the 'lost footage' style (it isn't 'lost footage', just that style) it has avoided overuse of shakeycam. The special effects are very very good, especially during the final act where the audio system also gets a nice workout and the story is well paced, allowing us to learn enough about the characters to care and figure out why some characters end up acting like they do. This is highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 09, 2013, 08:26:13 PM
Chronicle makes it into my top 3 of 2012 so far.
The others:
Looper - 5/5
The Perks of Being a Wallflower - 4.5/5
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Post by: Achim on January 10, 2013, 03:57:04 PM
Chronicle makes it into my top 3 of 2012 so far.
The others:
Looper - 5/5
The Perks of Being a Wallflower - 3.5/5
A 3.5 is in your top 3...? Or is the rating not equal to personal preference entirely?
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 10, 2013, 04:00:47 PM
Sorry. Should've said 4.5.
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Post by: Achim on January 10, 2013, 04:16:14 PM
No sorry... But it looked weird, so I wanted to clarify.

I mean, occasionally I let my ratings be influenced by objectivity rather than pure subjectivity...
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 10, 2013, 09:32:10 PM
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Taxi (1998)

Overview:
Former pizza delivery guy Daniel is speed crazy. Embarking on a new career as a taxi driver, his specially modified car is so fast even police radar can't spot him!
When he unwittingly gives a high-speed ride to police officer Emilien, he is forced to accept a deal to keep his license: a stint as Emilien's personal police car driver. Now on the other side of the law, Daniel becomes the unlikely mastermind behind an investigation into a gang of German bank robbers.
Aided by his girlfriend, Emilien's mother and a whole squad of pizza delivery boys Daniel and Emilien join forces with hilarious consequences to foil the robbers on foot, on scooters, and of course in TAXIs.

My Thoughts:
It has only been in recent years that Marion Cotillard has really come to public light outside of her native France, but it was over ten years ago, when I first caught this movie that I started to follow her career. Of course, her part is relatively minor but she has the star quality shining, even in this car crazy crime caper. Samy Naceri and Frédéric Diefenthal are the real stars here as a heavy footed taxi driver and a bumbling cop who team together after a funny taxi ride to catch German bank robbers who are using high end Mercedes cars as their getaway vehicles. The story is fun, the driving scenes brilliant with an obvious Luc Besson finesse (he produced and wrote) and it's consistently funny. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 10, 2013, 11:59:17 PM
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Taxi (2004)

Overview:
Belle Williams is a speed demon. Flying through the streets of New York in her tricked-out taxi, she's earned a rep as New York's fastest cabbie. But driving a hack is only a pit stop for her real dream: Belle wants to be a race car champion. And she's well on her way--until she's derailed by overeager cop Andy Washburn, whose undercover skills are matched only by his total ineptitude behind the wheel. Washburn, whose lack of vehicular skills has landed him in the precinct doghouse, is hot on the heels of a gang of beautiful Brazilian bank robbers, led by Vanessa, their cold, calculating--and leggy--leader. To nab the evasive crooks, drivers license-less Washburn convinces Belle to team up with him to pursue Vanessa and crew. Belle has carte blanche to drive at any speed and break any law. The car-less cop and speed-demon cabbie--New York's unlikeliest partners-- begin a high-speed game of cat and mouse with the robbers. That is, if Belle and Washburn don't end up killing each other first.

My Thoughts:
I'll get straight to the point. This Hollywood remake of the original 1998 French movie is pretty poor. Although I like the idea of a female taxi driver this time round, and Queen Latifah is quite good, unfortunately Jimmy Fallon is terrible and the main characters do not really gel as well as in the original. The chase scenes also pale in comparison due to some decidedly dodgy looking CGI rather than doing actual stunts in parts though getting the bank robbers to be female supermodels (Gisele Bundchen et al) was a good move to at least keep you watching during the more inane sections. Overall, I wouldn't recommend this one, and I definately wouldn't recommend a viewing directly after the original, because the flaws become more apparent. 2/5
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Post by: DSig on January 11, 2013, 12:25:55 AM
Jimmy Fallon is basically poor in most things.  Even staring with Drew Barrymore (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drew_Barrymore), who can drag up most any performance, couldn't save Fever Pitch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fever_Pitch_%282005_film%29)  :laugh:
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 11, 2013, 12:41:46 AM
I had a featurette on in the background when I was writing that and he said that it is based on a popular French film. They are going to Americanise it so the French will hate it. So did everyone else. He also said he didn;t watch the French movie so that people wouldn't ask him why certain scenes are different/missing/added. Bizarre.

Well, I have Taxi 2, 3 and 4 lined up but maybe no more tonight... Getting late!
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 11, 2013, 12:56:29 PM
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Taxi 2 (2000)

Overview:
The Japanese Secretary of State for Defence is visiting France. He is on a special mission to invest in the French expertise regarding anti-terrorism. At the end of his trip, he will sign a contract worth several billion dollars with the French government.
But, he is kidnapped by a group of Yakuza.....
Against their better judgement, Daniel the cab driver and Emilien his friend the policeman became involved in a string of adventures in order to rescue the diplomat and ensure the contract is signed.
Packed with excitement and energy TAXI 2 follows Daniel and Emilien's adventures in the all action sequel to TAXI.

My Thoughts:
Emilien and Daniel are back after a coincidence via Lilly's dad that brings them together when a Japanese diplomat and Petra are kidnapped. Like the first movie, Taxi 2 excels in the action sequences and this one includes some great driving scenes involving three Mitsubishi Evo VIs and, of course, Daniel's Taxi. Not only that, but they have added in a couple of martial arts fights, and they too, are well choreographed. My favourite scene though, had to be the huge crash with the French police cars in an obvious nod to The Blues Brothers. The story isn't quite as strong as the first movie, but there is still plenty of fun to be had here. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 11, 2013, 06:44:09 PM
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Taxi 3 (2003)

Overview:
When the police are outsmarted time and time again by thieves calling themselves the Santa Claus Gang, all under the watchful eyes of a reporter (Bai Ling), Daniel and his super-taxi pitch in to save the day.
Written and produced by the legendary Luc Besson (director of 'The Fifth Element', 'Leon' and producer of 'The Transporter 1 and 2'), Taxi 3 skillfully oscillates between action and comedy, with some ingenious gags and impressive stunts thrown in along the way.
Starring the original Taxi cast: Samy Naceri as Daniel the fearless taxi driver, Frédéric Diefenthal as Emilien, Bernard Farcy as Captain Gilbert and Marion Cotillard ('Big Fish') as Lilly, plus a memorable cameo by Sylvester Stallone!

My Thoughts:
The third film in the enjoyable Taxi series sees Emilen and Daniel once again joined up by chance in an effort to stop a gang who dress as Santas - the adequately named Santa Claus Gang. Starting off with a great cameo from Sylvester Stallone, this movie continues the car chase buddy comedy formula of the previous movies although the chase sequences are not as long or as ingenious. The cast have pretty much all returned and to add a little to the story both Petra (Emma Sjoberg) and Lilly (Marion Cotillard) are up the duff. The main villain this time is played by Bai Ling who suited her role very well and her French did seem to be fluent (at least to me, a non-French speaker). If you enjoyed the first two, you'll enjoy this - but expect less car chases. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 11, 2013, 06:50:21 PM
I would like to ask Jimmy though - is Sylvester Stallone's French any good?
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Post by: Jimmy on January 11, 2013, 08:09:14 PM
Way too good... It's the guy who usually dub him who do the voice.

I can't believe that you made me listen four minutes of french accent... I can't stand that accent :puke:
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 11, 2013, 11:35:50 PM
Likelyis dubbed right enough.  :tease:
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 11, 2013, 11:44:42 PM
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Taxi 4 (2007)

Overview:
As the tale opens, a manically insane, hyperactive Belgian criminal, "Le Belge," undergoes extradition to trial in Africa. En route, he temporarily lands in the Marseilles police department for a few hours where Emilien (Frédéric Diefenthal) works, and bamboozles him into believing that he's actually a Belgian embassy employee railroaded by the real crook, who is now at large. Emilien foolishly buys the story and sets Le Belge free, prompting an outrageous and explosive series of complications. But luckily enough for Emilien, his friend taxi-driver Daniel (Samy Naceri) who drove the criminal from the Police Station unaware of him being a criminal, comes to the rescue. When Emilien tells police commissioner Gilbert (Bernard Farcy) where he can retrieve the criminal he gets his old job back and the hunt for the criminal is on! This high-adrenaline, action-charged crime comedy was a box-office hit on the other side of the channel. It stars all of the original cast and a cameo from footballer Djibril Cissé.

My Thoughts:
Currently the last movie in the franchise, Taxi 4 has a few changes. Although their child plays a role, Daniel's wife Lilly (Marion Cotillard) is the only main character not to return likely thanks to her growing success in Hollywood in the years since Taxi 3 and the car chases, a main element, now take a back seat. Still, the crime story that Daniel and Emilien team up for is again quite good and the modifications on the newer model Taxi inventive. My two main plus points for this sequel though were the cameo from football player Cissé and the fact Gibert gets a much bigger role. Gibert's homage to Scarface towards the end also made me laugh and was done quite well. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 12, 2013, 02:57:48 AM
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A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints (2006)

Overview:
Returning home to see his sick father (Chazz Palmintieri), Dito (Robert Downey Jr.), reminisces about his youth in the NY borough of Queens. As the action centres on events in his childhood, we follow a younger Dito on the verge of making a tough choice between staying in the gang-ridden streets and the bosom of his family, or breaking free into a wider world, full of possibilities.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The cast is a brilliant mix of well known and unknown actors. Best of the bunch are Chazz Palmintieri, Rosario Dawson and Martin Compston.
- It's brutal at times, but it doesn't dwell on or glamourise the violence. Hard-hitting in all the right places.
- The mix between current times and 80's Queens, NY is well managed.
Cons:
- Some parts feel a bit amateurish with regards to editing and directing.
Overall:
Reminds me a lot of Larry Clark's Kids. It isn't as good but certainly recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 12, 2013, 02:23:34 PM
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Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007)

Overview:
ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS is a hilarious adventure packed with toe-tapping tunes and fur-flying fun! When struggling songwriter Dave Seville (Jason Lee) opens his home to a talented trio of chipmunks named Alvin, Simon and Theodore, they become overnight sensations. But a greedy record producer (David Cross) intends to exploit the "boys" and send them on a grueling concert tour just to line his own pockets. Now Dave must use a little human ingenuity - and a lot of 'munk mischief - to get his family back before it's too late!

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The animation is overall strong and the voicing as close to the original characters as you could imagine.
- Jason Lee was an odd choice for this type of movie but he was great. A family-friendly version of his Earl character from My Name is Earl.
Cons:
- Being aimed at kids it goes for cheap laughs and even then sometimes struggles to get them.
- The story isn't very strong. Keeping the Chipmunks current is obviously harder than the filmmakers thought.
Overall:
Scrapes in as a rental. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 12, 2013, 05:27:08 PM
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The Mechanic (2011)

Overview:
Jason Statham is Arthur Bishop - The Mechanic - an elite assassin with a unique talent for eliminating targets with deadly skill and total emotional detachment. But when the Agency double cross him and his mentor and friend Harry (Donald Sutherland) is killed, Bishop enlists Harry's son (Ben Foster) on a mission to avenge his death. As tensions rise and deceptions surface those sent to fix the problem soon become the problem themselves in this explosive, high-octane thrill ride.

My Thoughts:
As a fan of Lundgren, Van Damme and Seagal it makes me really happy to see an actor like this for the current generation. Jason Statham has impressed me more and more with each outing and he's carving himself out a really nice career as an all-out action star. The Mechanic is yet another great movie on his resume in which he plays a hitman who is essentially double crossed into killing his mentor and friend Harry. He then trains Harry's son, Steve (Ben Foster), to become a hitman also and as the story increases in pace, everything is revealed and we get an explosive ending (literally). If you enjoyed the Crank movies or the Transporter movies, check this one out also. A decent cast and some cracking set-pieces. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 12, 2013, 07:46:23 PM
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Season of the Witch (2011)

Overview:
A heroic crusader (Nicolas Cage – Knowing, Drive Angry) and his close ally (Ron Perlman – Hellboy, Sons of Anarchy) return home after decades of fierce fighting to find their world destroyed by the Plague. Believing a witch to be responsible for the devastation, they are commanded by the church Cardinal (Christopher Lee – Lord of The Rings) to transport the girl to a remote monastery where monks will perform an ancient ritual to rid the land of her curse. But they soon discover the girl’s dark secret and find themselves battling a powerful and destructive force that will determine the fate of the world forever.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Claire Foy is unsettling as the alleged witch.
- The locations and sets are very good and suit the story very well.
Cons:
- Nic Cage and Ron Perlman are both rather bad here. Wooden and without expression.
- The CGI is very poor considering the budget.
Overall:
It isn't a great film, but Claire Foy and the change in direction kept me watching. A very generous recommendation of a rental though I guess most should definately skip it. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 12, 2013, 11:33:34 PM
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The Tourist (2010)

Overview:
Starring A-List superstars Johnny Depp (Pirates of the Caribbean) and Angelina Jolie (Salt), The Tourist is an edge-of-the-seat action-adventure, set against the breathtaking backdrops of Paris and Venice. When Frank (Depp) crosses paths with the mysterious and seductive Elise (Jolie), his holiday takes an unexpected and dangerous turn. When armed assassins chase him from his hotel room in a hail of bullets, Frank begins to understand that he and Elise have been drawn into a deadly game of cat and mouse. As the net begins to close around them, Frank soon realises that to escape with his life, he will have to learn to fight back… or die.
Directed by Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck (The Lives of Others) who also wrote the screenplay with the legendary Christopher McQuarrie (The Usual Suspects) and Julian Fellowes.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The supporting cast were very good, especially Paul Bettany, Timothy Dalton and Steven Berkoff.
- The rare action sequence is well done, particularly the boat chase.
Cons:
- Both Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie fail to really get going, but I blame that on the fact the movie seems too mellow and doesn't really spark into gear.
- The ending is obvious from a mile away.
Overall:
The story is okay, but it's lacking a sense of urgency. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 13, 2013, 02:43:03 PM
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Bridesmaids (2011)

Overview:
Universal Pictures and producer Judd Apatow (Knocked Up, The 40-Year-Old Virgin) invite you to experience Bridesmaids. Kristen Wiig leads the cast as Annie, a maid of honour whose life unravels as she leads her best friend, Lillian (Maya Rudolph), and a group of colorful bridesmaids (Rose Byrne, Melissa McCarthy, Wendi McLendon-Covey and Ellie Kemper) on a wild ride down the road to matrimony.
Annie’s life is a mess. But when she finds out her lifetime best friend is engaged, she simply must serve as Lillian’s maid of honour. Though lovelorn and broke, Annie bluffs her way through the expensive and bizarre rituals. With one chance to get it perfect, she’ll show Lillian and her bridesmaids just how far you’ll go for someone you love.

My Thoughts:
Bridesmaids was a smash hit at the cinema, very popular among women who took it on as a sort of female version of "The Hangover". However, there is a lot here for the men to enjoy here aswell, and I'm not just talking about the gorgeous Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Rose Byrne, Wendi-McLendon Covery and Ellie Kemper. The humour is very gross out at times - when the girls get the shits in the wedding dress store, I was in stitches of laughter - and the dialogue sharp and quick. The best lines are left for Melissa McCarthy's characters though, who wants the hen party to be a fight club! Despite all the fun though, there are a couple of problems - mainly the pacing. It runs about half an hour too long and this stops the movie getting a slightly higher score. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 13, 2013, 04:43:08 PM
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Robotropolis (2011)

Overview:
A group of reporters are covering the unveiling of a new facility that is completely maintained by robot prototypes. When one of the robots catastrophically malfunctions, the reporters find themselves fighting for their very survival.

My Thoughts:
When you look at the title and cast with Robotropolis you automatically go in with low expectations, and for the most part, it's clear why. However, Robotropolis isn't quite as bad as it ought to be. The cast are a mixed bag between adequate and poor, the best of the bunch easily being Lani Tupu and Zoe Naylor. The special effects are okay for the budget, nothing great but they've avoided it being really bad for the majority. Story is typical low budget script-for-hire standard but there are some good ideas here like how the story develops using news broadcasts and I think with a more experienced cast and crew this could've been quite enjoyable. Unfortunately, it is mainly wasted opportunities so I recommend you skip right on by this one and just watch the Terminator franchise instead. 2/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 13, 2013, 06:38:56 PM
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127 Hours (2010)

Overview:
A triumphant true story from Danny Boyle, director of Slumdog Millionaire. The incredible true story of mountain climber Aron Ralston's (James Franco) remarkable adventure to save himself after a falling boulder crashes on his arm and traps him in an isolated slot canyon in Utah. With only a day's worth of water, a blunt penknife and an unwavering will to survive Aron does everything he can go make it out alive.

My Thoughts:
Danny Boyle is a favourite director of mine and this was in my top movies of 2010. I wasn't sure how it would hold up to a repeat viewing but I was engrossed right the way through again. James Franco isn't someone I find to be a particularly great actor but he absolutely smashes it in his role here. He plays every emotion perfectly and really gives you the sense of what Aron Ralston must've felt when it actually happened to him (though hopefully I'll never know for sure!). Highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 14, 2013, 03:24:28 PM
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Corpses (2004)

Overview:
A murderous mortician finds a way of bringing back the dead for an hour at a time to do his dirty work. Captain Winston (Jeff Fahey), the town's chief of police, has to get to the bottom of the mysterious and brutal deaths and events happening in the small town before more people die.

My Thoughts:
This low budget horror owes a lot to the great Re-Animator series of films as it does borrow from them rather heavily, but it also goes in its own, almost interesting, direction. Jeff Fahey is the main name attached and although he was bearable, he was ultimately disappointing and the best cast member turned out to be Tiffany Shepis, who herself was average. Special effects aren't too bad for the budget (still below average and instantly forgettable though) and they've generally avoided CGI and gone for the more conventional effects which was a good move. Horror fans or big fans of the cast might get a kick out of a cheap rental, otherwise skip it. 2/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 14, 2013, 03:33:00 PM
As I was writing the above I have had the 13 minute behind the scenes featurette on. Bloody hell, the last few minutes are brilliant and show an argument between a cast member and a make-up woman about his oily skin and him having a little tantrum and saying she keeps calling him fat and her assistant keeps drinking on set. Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Definately not for the cameras either!

(Just looked on Youtube briefly and couldn't find it though).
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 14, 2013, 05:52:27 PM
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Unnatural Causes (2008)

Overview:
Mystery thriller starring Tara Reid and Angus MacFadyen as Julia and Matt, husband and wife as well as business partners in their successful advertising company. When Matt begins to suspect Julia of having an affair, he asks his co-worker Trevor (Colm Meaney) to have her followed. Trevor's discovery triggers a sequence of tragic events, but all may not be as it appears...

My Thoughts:
This thriller isn't anything new. In fact, the story has been done countless times - but this isn't the worst of films that follow this sort of storyline out there. The action scenes are average although the scene where the Saab crashes into a much bigger vehicle was quite impressive. Angus MacFadyen and Colm Meaney are both quite good here, and they have a reasonable support including a nice little underplayed appearance from George Wendt as the insurance claim guy. Unfortunately, they are unable to pull the film up from a horrible performance by Tara Reid who almost single handedly makes this not worth the effort. Her delivery feels awkward as though she hardly knew her lines and she had as much emotion as a rock. If you can get past Tara Reid, then give it a viewing - but don't go out of your way to watch it. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 14, 2013, 08:24:40 PM
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Redline (2007)

Overview:
On the streets of Los Angeles and Las Vegas, daredevil drivers race the world's most exotic cars for million dollar bets. But as the stakes rise, so does the danger from deadly crashes to kidnapping and murder and only the fast survive. With adrenaline-pumping action and some of the rarest, most expensive high-performance vehicles ever raced and obliterated on film, Redline roars into high gear and doesn't let off the gas until the final explosive rush.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The cars are the dogs bollocks and they get plenty of screen time.
- Some of the race sequences that don't involve CGI are reasonably well done.
Cons:
- The CGI isn't of the best quality, especially when Nadia's Mercedes spins out.
- The acting is below par. Angus MacFadyen and Tim Matheson are the best of the bunch but they aren't very good here themselves.
- The story is practically non-existant, yet there are still plot holes.
Overall:
Watch the Fast & Furious franchise instead. 2/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 15, 2013, 01:40:25 PM
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Forever Young (1992) (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Forever-Young-DVD-Mel-Gibson/dp/B00004CY4J/?tag=dvdcolonl-21)

Overview:
In the 1940s a pilot (Mel Gibson), overcome with grief when his girlfriend goes into a coma, agrees to be cryogenically frozen in an experiment. He is forgotten about however, and is only woken by chance in 1992, where he has to struggle to adjust to a radically different world, while staying one step ahead of the army in his search for his former lover.

My Thoughts:
I hadn't seen this for probably at least fifteen years but it was just how I remembered it. The story is conventional and it doesn't really scream originality at you but it becomes strong by a tremendous cast. Mel Gibson is generally hit and miss but he's great here and Jamie Lee Curtis, Elijah Wood and George Wendt support him brilliantly. The end pushes the sentimentality a little too far but I'd recommend this as a good family film that you can veg out to without much thought. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 15, 2013, 05:16:55 PM
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Give 'em Hell Malone (2009) (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Give-em-Hell-Malone-DVD/dp/B002YV5S5A/?tag=dvdcolonl-21[/url)

Overview:
Uber-violent, cartoonish, noir thriller starring Thomas Jane and Ving Rhames. Malone (Jane) is a tough-as-nails detective turned hired killer who is sent by a mysterious client to retrieve a briefcase from a building that turns out to be protected by a dangerous gang including the hulking Boulder (Rhames), crazed arsonist Matchstick (Doug Hutchison) and Mauler (Chris Yen), a Japanese girl with a penchant for very sharp knives. After a series of bloody clashes render Malone the sole survivor, he begins to suspect a set-up - and soon finds himself head to head with the city's biggest crime boss, Whitmore (Gregory Harrison).

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- I really enjoyed how Mulcahy infused a 40's feel from the clothes, music, car and narrative into a modern day setting.
- When Malone gets hit in a fight, he feels it. I hate it when our hero seems invincible.
Cons:
- The majority of the cast gave performances below their proven capabilities.
- The story at times felt like it lost momentum.
Overall:
Rent it. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 15, 2013, 08:46:59 PM
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Beyond Borders (2003) (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Beyond-Borders-DVD-Clive-Owen/dp/B0002CVMDU/?tag=dvdcolonl-21)

Overview:
Sarah Jordan (Angelina Jolie) is an American living in London in the early 1980s. She is married to wealthy Henry Bauford (Linus Roache) when she meets relief worker Nick Callahan (Clive Owen) at a charity benefit. Nick's plea for help to support his relief efforts in war-torn Africa moves Sarah and she joins his crusade, embarking on a journey of discovery to Cambodia.

My Thoughts:
Wow. If there was ever a film of two halves. The first hour of Beyond Borders is brilliant. Introduces us to the characters and develops them quickly, is free-flowing and is a mix of emotions - sometimes devastating and difficult to watch. The second half turns into a suspenseful thriller but completely loses everything that was good about the first half. It becomes a mish-mash of genres and thoughts and just plods along to a boring ending. I'd recommend the first hour but tell you to skip the second. Overall, rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 16, 2013, 12:00:02 PM
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Love N' Dancing (2009)

Overview:
When a bored-with-life English teacher meets a West Coast Swing champion dancer, they have an instant connection. Both feel that the other can fulfil what was missing in their lives. But Jessica's got a workaholic fiancée who's not a bad guy when he's not on his Blackberry, and Jake's got his former partner Corinne, who just won't let Jake away from the dangling carrot of a rekindled relationship. Jake and Jessica must try to elude all obstacles, romantic or otherwise, to stay focused on the goal - winning the World Title and winning each other. Will they give in to the pressure or come out like champs?

My Thoughts:
I picked this up as a fan of Amy Smart and it wasn't bad. She plays a middle-school teacher who gets dance lessons for her husband (Billy Zane) and herself from deaf dancing ex-champion Jake (Tom Malloy). The story isn't anything particularly fresh and is your very standard story of a woman falling in love with a nice man and out of love with a not-so-nice man whilst at the same time taking part in an activity that brings them closer together. The dancing from Amy Smart sometimes looks a little amateur and skittish which I guess suits her character but it didn't feel like that was what they were aiming for, but everything else is good enough to be watchable. This is worth a low-end rental, but nothing more. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 17, 2013, 11:41:58 AM
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Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)

Overview:
Chris Massoglia stars as Darren, a 14-year-old boy who unintentionally disrupts a 200-year ceasefire between two rival vampire gangs. Darren is then drawn into a world of sideshow freaks and creatures of the night, disappearing from his ordinary life into a place of nightmares where he must face his fate - a fate which leads him to a vampire named Larten Crepsley (John C. Reilly) who turns him into a half-human, half-vampire. He joins the bearded lady (Salma Hayek) and larger-than-life barker (Ken Watanabe) in the touring sideshow 'Cirque du Freak' while he moulds his newfound powers. However, it is not long before the vampires and their deadlier adversaries begin to use him as a pawn as their impending war lurks ever closer. Darren must fight to keep what is left of his humanity before it is taken away forever.

My Thoughts:
Cirque du Freak is a good film. Not great, but good. The story is an enjoyable one and follows two young boys who go out to watch a freak show and end up on separate sides of a vampire war. The special effects are quite good, particularly during the freak show in the opening act, although the effects when the vampires run didn't suit the feel of the movie very much. The cast are generally good, and I enjoyed seeing people we don't see nearly enough of these days in supporting roles. People like Jane Krakowski, Patrick Fugit, Orlando Jones and Salma Hayek. The two teens were also reasonably cast. The disappointment for me here though, was John C. Reilly. I'm generally a fan of his but he didn't fit in here very well in my opinion. Hopefully we'll get a second movie eventually as it would be interesting to see the direction the story takes. This is worth a high end rental, and had it been for someone better than Reilly, I'd have likely recommended it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 17, 2013, 02:26:46 PM
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The Apartment (1960)

Overview:
Winner of five 1960 Academy Awards®* including Best Picture, The Apartment is legendary writer/director Billy Wilder at his scathing, satirical best, and one of the finest comedies Hollywood has turned out.
C.C. "Bud" Baxter (Jack Lemmon) knows the way to success in business...it's through the door of his apartment! By providing a perfect hideaway for philandering bosses, the ambitious young employee reaps a series of undeserved promotions. But when Bud lends the key to big boss J.D. Sheldrake (Fred MacMurray), he not only advances his career, but his own love life as well. For Sheldrake's mistress is the lovely Fran Kubelik (Shirley MacLaine), elevator girl and angel of Bud's dreams. Convinced that he is the only man for Fran, Bud must make the most important executive decision of his career: lose the girl...or his job.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- A little darker than other Wilder comedies, but still very very sharp.
- Jack Lemmon and Shirley MacLaine are both excellent, as is Fred MacMurray and the rest of the supporting cast.
- Adultery, suicide and peer pressure is all touched on here but the film never becomes depressing and never goes for a cheap laugh.
Cons:
- A little long in one or two scenes.
Overall:
Another classic from Wilder. Highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 17, 2013, 05:11:58 PM
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Centurion (2010)

Overview:
AD 117. The Roman Empire stretches from Egypt to Spain, and East as far as the Black Sea. But in northern Britain, the relentless onslaught of conquest has ground to a halt in face of the guerrilla tactics of an elusive enemy: the savage and terrifying Picts. Quintus Dias (Fassbender), sole survivor of a Pictish raid on a Roman frontier fort, marches north with General Virilus' (West) legendary Ninth Legion, under orders to wipe the Picts from the face of the earth and destroy their leader Gorlacon. But when the legion is ambushed on unfamiliar ground, and Virilus taken captive, Quintus faces a desperate struggle to keep his small platoon alive behind enemy lines. Enduring the harsh terrain and evading their remorseless Pict pursuers led by revenge-hungry Pict Warrior Etain (Kurylenko), the band of soldiers race to rescue their General and to reach the safety of the Roman frontier.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Loads of reviews out there mention their only hate as bad CGI blood splatter. Well guess what... it isn't CGI, it's good old-fashioned effects work using pump systems and prosthetics so I think they did well!
- I really like the story for this one and how director Neil Marshall mixed in a little local history of the North of England and Hadrian's Wall.
- Great casting. Full of underated talent like Imogen Poots, Ulrich Thomsen and Michael Fassbender.
- Epic feel on a low budget.
Cons:
- The characters and parts of the story can be very cliched.
- I really didn't like the wolves sequence. Just didn't fit well.
Overall:
Recommended. Marshall is a talented director who gets a lot of bang for his buck and I think we have a lot more to see from him yet. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 17, 2013, 08:06:22 PM
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Vantage Point (2008)

Overview:
Tense, political thriller that follows an assassination attempt on the president of the United States. While visiting Spain to attend a global summit on terrorism, the American president is shot, causing instant panic and confusion in the watching crowd. Amongst them, tourist Howard Lewis (Forest Whitaker) has videotaped what he believes to be the gunman, and brings it to the attention of the secret service agents present. The story then unfolds from the perspective of five witnesses, each following events immediately prior to and after the assassination, each one supplying a piece of the puzzle, until the final shocking truth can be revealed.

My Thoughts:
Critics didn't like it and it was shelved for over a year, yet Vantage Point has a very respectable score on IMDB of 6.6 with almost 100,000 votes. I'm not sure why the critics didn't like it though as it's a well made thriller that reminded me a lot of the excellent but short-lived tv show Boomtown which also told the same moments through the eyes of several people. Vantage Point has a great cast assembled putting in above average performances with nobody letting the side down and the set-pieces are very entertaining, especially the car chase. If you want an action thriller that's a little different, I'd recommend this one. 4/5
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Post by: Achim on January 18, 2013, 05:16:45 AM
Centurion (2010)

My Thoughts:
Cons:
- I really didn't like the wolves sequence. Just didn't fit well.
Overall:
I am not sure what exactly you are referring to, but the conclusion regarding the wolves was needed, I think.
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That scene always makes me angry, although for the right reasons (unfortunately only explained in the spoiler).
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 18, 2013, 10:20:23 AM
I agree it was needed

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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 18, 2013, 11:31:59 AM
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Calamity Jane (1953)

Overview:
Doris Day and Howard Keel fuss, feud and fall in love as Calamity Jane and Wild Bill Hickok in this entertainment mother lode.
At first curvaceous Calamity is too durned busy fighting indians and cracking a bullwhip to pay mind to such girlie what-alls as dresses and perfume. And Wild Bill is too danged busy wooing a dainty chanteuse to give a hoot about a hot-headed tomboy. But things change in a rootin' tootin' big way when each becomes love's target. There are wide-open Technicolor Western spaces, lots of high-stepping dances and a hummable humdinger of a score by Academy Award winning songwriters Sammy Fain and Paul Francis Webster, who took their first Oscar for the lassic ballad (and 50's megahit) Secret Love.

My Thoughts:
I'm not really sure what to say about this one really so I'll keep it very short. Doris Day, Howard Keel, Allyn McLerie and Philip Carey are all good in their roles and accompany each other well and the songs range from okay to very good but I found the story lacking. As far as musicals go, there are much better out there and although this is highly acclaimed I think that has more to do with starring Doris Day than anything. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 18, 2013, 05:59:03 PM
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Back to the Future (1985)

Overview:
 Experience the time travel adventure of a lifetime with BACK TO THE FUTURE - THE ULTIMATE COLLECTION! Join Marty McFly (MICHAEL J. FOX), Doc Brown (CHRISTOPHER LLOYD) and a time-travelling DeLorean as they travel to the past, present and future - setting off a time-shattering chain reaction that disrupts the space-time continuum.
From filmmakers Steven Spielberg, Robert Zemeckis and Bob Gale, experience the ultimate time travel adventure now fully re-mastered in Blu-ray high definition. Packed with hours of brand new bonus features - it's time to go BACK TO THE FUTURE!

My Thoughts:
At times I thought Chuck Berry's biopic about how he found the sound that made him famous was a little far-fetched but I guess you have to make some creative decisions to make it more suitable for a wider audience. Anyway, I can't think of anything that could've been better or a character that could've been better cast so this classic is of course given the highest possible recommendation. 5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 18, 2013, 09:17:34 PM
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Back to the Future: Part II (1989)

Overview:
Experience the time travel adventure of a lifetime with BACK TO THE FUTURE - THE ULTIMATE COLLECTION! Join Marty McFly (MICHAEL J. FOX), Doc Brown (CHRISTOPHER LLOYD) and a time-travelling DeLorean as they travel to the past, present and future - setting off a time-shattering chain reaction that disrupts the space-time continuum.
From filmmakers Steven Spielberg, Robert Zemeckis and Bob Gale, experience the ultimate time travel adventure now fully re-mastered in Blu-ray high definition. Packed with hours of brand new bonus features - it's time to go BACK TO THE FUTURE!

My Thoughts:
Four years after the original, we were treated to BTTFII in which Marty travels into the future to save his son from being sent to jail, whilst at the same time, stopping Biff from going back to 1955 to give himself a sports almanac to make himself rich after stealing the DeLorean. As confusing as it all sounds, it is actually quite straightforward, and the majority of the cast come back with only a couple of changes. Crispin Glover doesn't return as George McFly and Jennifer is now played by Elisabeth Shue. BTTFII is an absolute ton of fun, so like the first, I have to highly recommend it. 4.5/5
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Post by: Tom on January 18, 2013, 09:24:20 PM
Good idea. I will watch it now also :D
I have rewatched the first one a few months ago and I will now watch the second one.
By the way: So far we gave them exactly the same ratings: I have them also marked with 5 and 4.5 stars in DVD Profiler.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 18, 2013, 09:32:49 PM
The picture quality is miles better than the old DVD set (I had a look) :laugh: and the audio is pretty good also, though not reference IMO. Overall, very very pleased with this set, especially at under £10.

What did you score the third? I know most people dislike compared to the first two but I still love it. I have it marked as a:
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Post by: Tom on January 18, 2013, 09:36:48 PM
I also double-dipped and have the trilogy on DVD and Blu-ray. Mainly because these belong to my favorite movies. And also I had the first release DVD set where the framing was wrong.

I rated the third one with 4. I do not dislike it, but it is my least favorite of the three.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 18, 2013, 09:39:50 PM
I also have an incorrectly and a correctly framed set! :thumbup:
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Post by: Achim on January 19, 2013, 01:08:11 AM
I recently listened to a podcast (Now Playing) reviewing all three movies. They highly enjoyed the first one but gave the other two low marks for being illogical and all over the place. Many plot holes were pointed out, it was quite funny to see that I used to brush over those holes and just went with the flow.

Personally I rate the first one a five as well for being such great fun and so well put together. But while I enjoy them more than those podcasters I would rate the other two only around 3.5.
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Post by: Tom on January 19, 2013, 01:22:58 AM
I have listened to that podcast also a long while ago (I think it was the first "Now Playing" podcast I ever listened to and have been following them since), but even though they have a lot of valid points, they didn't hurt my enjoyment of these movies.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 19, 2013, 01:35:25 AM
I've not listened to that podcast but have read about the many plotholes and many are obvious whilst watching. However, although it usually annoys me, I still think they did a very good job and it's easy to pick holes at any film, especially time travel ones. These just get picked apart more because of their status IMO.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 19, 2013, 01:42:11 AM
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Back to the Future: Part III (1990)

Overview:
Experience the time travel adventure of a lifetime with BACK TO THE FUTURE - THE ULTIMATE COLLECTION! Join Marty McFly (MICHAEL J. FOX), Doc Brown (CHRISTOPHER LLOYD) and a time-travelling DeLorean as they travel to the past, present and future - setting off a time-shattering chain reaction that disrupts the space-time continuum.
From filmmakers Steven Spielberg, Robert Zemeckis and Bob Gale, experience the ultimate time travel adventure now fully re-mastered in Blu-ray high definition. Packed with hours of brand new bonus features - it's time to go BACK TO THE FUTURE!

My Thoughts:
In the third BTTF movie, the action goes to the wild west, and again, there is a lot of fun to be had here. One of my favourite things about the third is how they've maintained the smaller roles throughout from the previous movies (ie. Principal Strickland is the Sheriff and Biff's gang members haven't changed). They have some fun with some of the other roles also with Marty calling himself Clint Eastwood and some of the townspeople are actors who made their living in support roles in westerns like Michael John Mills. A nice touch I thought. Anyway, if you liked the first two, you'll probably like this and although it is widely recognised as being the poorest of the trilogy, I still highly recommend it. 4.5/5
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Post by: Achim on January 19, 2013, 01:46:50 AM
I have listened to that podcast also a long while ago (I think it was the first "Now Playing" podcast I ever listened to and have been following them since), but even though they have a lot of valid points, they didn't hurt my enjoyment of these movies.
We exchanged podcast names in a thread once and I believe your mention of Now Playing brought them to my attention.

That was I was trying to say, as audience we often even choose to ignore plot holes and contrivances and just follow wherever the movie takes us...
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Post by: Tom on January 19, 2013, 11:14:18 AM
Just stumbled across this parody (http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6826373/back-to-the-future-with-skrillex).
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 19, 2013, 11:31:16 AM
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In the Hands of the Gods (2007)

Overview:
Documentary about five young British freestyle footballers who journey across the Americas to Argentina in the hope of meeting their hero, Diego Maradona. With no money for food, accommodation or travel, the boys hustle and busk their way from London to Buenos Aires using only their football skills and their charm, often being forced to go hungry and to sleep rough. The voyage of adventure and self-discovery that takes these boys far from their homes will change their lives forever. But will they eventually get to meet their idol?

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- They picked five very different youngsters to make the journey, from a career criminal trying to change his life to a scouser who has lost his two best friends in a car crash to a very religious young boy.
- When the group splits to go for it separately, not just once, but twice, it really brings a whole new direction to the documentary.
- Watching the lads perform for street kids and having fun in poorer areas where they aren't trying to make money, was much better than seeing them perform in the main cities.
Cons:
- It takes a while to get going.
- The MTV-style editing can really disrupt the flow.
Overall:
A good documentary about chasing dreams. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: Najemikon on January 19, 2013, 04:29:09 PM
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Vantage Point (2008)

Overview:
Tense, political thriller that follows an assassination attempt on the president of the United States. While visiting Spain to attend a global summit on terrorism, the American president is shot, causing instant panic and confusion in the watching crowd. Amongst them, tourist Howard Lewis (Forest Whitaker) has videotaped what he believes to be the gunman, and brings it to the attention of the secret service agents present. The story then unfolds from the perspective of five witnesses, each following events immediately prior to and after the assassination, each one supplying a piece of the puzzle, until the final shocking truth can be revealed.

My Thoughts:
Critics didn't like it and it was shelved for over a year, yet Vantage Point has a very respectable score on IMDB of 6.6 with almost 100,000 votes. I'm not sure why the critics didn't like it though as it's a well made thriller that reminded me a lot of the excellent but short-lived tv show Boomtown which also told the same moments through the eyes of several people. Vantage Point has a great cast assembled putting in above average performances with nobody letting the side down and the set-pieces are very entertaining, especially the car chase. If you want an action thriller that's a little different, I'd recommend this one. 4/5

I remember seeing this at the cinema and being so frustrated. There was such an opportunity to do something special, but they blew it and took the easy route in the last moments. The structure was similar to Rashomon and while it was never going to be that good, it was aspiring to be so, and that's what counted.

But I'm probably being unfair, because I remember liking it for much of the time and it only fell short because I'd read into it a build up to something it perhaps never intended to be.

And Pete Travis can do no wrong at the moment. He made Dredd. He made it awesome. He buried Stallone. For that, he should be bloody knighted.
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Post by: Piffi on January 19, 2013, 04:44:09 PM
I remember when i watched this one too. I was kinda dissapointed about it.
Since me aswell, thought they could do so much more with it really.
 
You dont like 'Stallone' Jon?
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 19, 2013, 05:53:20 PM
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Serial Slayer (2003)

Overview:
On an ordinary Saturday afternoon in Suburban California, a nervous young woman (Melanie Lynskey), house-sitting for friends, has organised a slumber party for the women at her office. However, only three guests arrive: her cynical friend (Sheeri Rappaport), the office outcast (Mary Lynn Rajskub)…. and somebody who may or may not be the serial killer who has been terrorising the local community all summer. In short order, the girls see a black-clad figure moving outside, hear footsteps on the roof, then discover that both the electricity and the phone lines have been cut. They try to temper their fears with scepticism…. until the blood starts flowing.

My Thoughts:
Bloody hell, that was hard work to sit through. This so called 'horror' is almost completely devoid of merit. The plot is awful, the special effects non-existant and it has no atmosphere or tension at all - with the soundtrack and 'noises' not helping. I have to wonder how the director managed to rope in three reasonably successful at the time actresses (my reason for buying) in Mary Lynn Rajskub, Melanie Lynskey and Sheeri Rapaport - let alone how he made them look like they've never done any acting before. All three put in the worst performances I've ever seen from any of them. Anyway, if you ever get the chance to view this, snap the disc and walk away. Skip it. 0.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 19, 2013, 07:59:16 PM
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Dumbo (1941)

Overview:
Mrs. Jumbo, a veteran circus elephant, receives a baby from the stork. He soon becomes the laughing stock of the herd because of his jumbo-sized ears and is cruelly nicknamed "Dumbo". When Mrs. Jumbo loses her temper, she is locked up as a mad elephant and Dumbo finds himself all alone, except for a self-appointed mentor-protector, Timothy Q. Mouse. After Dumbo and Timothy meet a group of crows, they convince Dumbo that he might be able to fly with a boost of confidence. With his "magic feather," Dumbo takes flight. When he loses his feather, Dumbo realises that he could fly by himself the entire time. After performing for the circus, Dumbo is a media sensation with Timothy as his manager and his mother by his side.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The fact that Dumbo doesn't speak really helps the film stand on the strength of the story and animation.
- There are some really nice little touches between Dumbo and his mother, making for a strong connection.
- The songs are some of Disney's best, especially "When I See an Elephant Fly".
Cons:
- Too short at a little over an hour.
- The clowns bugged me, especially because the voices aren't consistent in the silhoette scene.
Overall:
Not my favourite Disney classic, but a great film nonetheless. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: Jimmy on January 19, 2013, 11:20:43 PM
Skip it. 0.5/5
But...

a website I can't see say the movie is "pretty dawn suspensefull". BTW it's almost as badly written as if it was written by me,

and another one I can read too say that it's "one of the scariest most suspensefull released from Lions Gate ever". If it would end with "!!!!!!!!!!!" that would made it the best film ever ;D

More seriously that seem to be the worst thing you have seen that year, hope you didn't pay too much for it  :hmmmm:
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 20, 2013, 01:00:38 AM
First quote is from "Reel Advice from the Video Store Guy".
Second quote is from www.slasherpool.com which closed its doors in 2009.
A third quote on the back, "An intelligent thriller. One scene made everyone I watched it with jump out of their seat" is from Horror Asylum.

Nah, didn't pay much for it. £0.01 + £1.26 postage on Amazon Marketplace for a used copy so according to xe $2.01.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 20, 2013, 03:48:07 PM
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11:14 (2003)

Overview:
It's a quiet night in Middleton, and everything seems peaceful in this sleepy suburban town. But as the night approaches the fateful hour of 11:14 pm, a series of events begins to unfold which will ultimately have deadly consequences: On the highway, drunk driver Jack hits a young man with his car... A shoot-out at the local convenience store leaves the female clerk Buzzy wounded. But, she's later arrested for being involved in the crime... At the local cemetery, protective father Frank covers up a crime he did not commit... Nearby, three bored teenage boys drive around in a van, making mischief and throwing things at passing cars. But they will learn before the end of the night that aimless pranks can often have deadly and painful consequences... Meanwhile, master manipulator Cheri tries to frame her boyfriend for murder... Before the night is over, two teenagers will end up dead in Middleton -victims of an intertwined fate that involves all of these seemingly unrelated events. The story unwinds in reverse chronology, connecting the events by showing the night as it unfolds for the various people in town. These threads of chance will all converge at the fateful hour of 11:14 PM.

My Thoughts:
Having just watched Vantage Point earlier on in the week, I was up for watching another movie which follows the same time frame through several perspectives, so when 11:14 was pointed out to me, I had to give it a whirl. The first thing that struck me was just how good the cast are. Hilary Swank, Barbara Hershey, Patrick Swayze, Ben Foster, Colin Hanks, Rachael Leigh Cook and more all put in above average performances. Even the usually lacklustre Shawn Hatosy didn't disappoint. The story is well put together, piecing the story bit by bit as it unfolds through different viewpoints of events, and the climax wraps everything up well. This feature length debut from writer/director Greg Marcks is impressive but sometimes could've been more polished, however, it certainly warrants a purchase. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: Najemikon on January 20, 2013, 04:05:28 PM
You dont like 'Stallone' Jon?

I like Stallone, but not as Dredd and the film was irretrievably bad. I'm a lifelong Dredd fan and Stallone captured little to none of who the character is supposed to be.

While making the new film, they admitted Dredd was a challenge, because as a character, he doesn't 'grow' or change, as you normally expect a hero to be. Also, he's a violent miserable fascist! Karl Urban though, nailed it. A truly uncompromising performance.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 20, 2013, 06:39:25 PM
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88 Minutes (2007)

Overview:
In 88 Minutes, Dr. Jack Gramm (Al Pacino), a Seattle-based college professor and forensic psychiatrist, is informed by an enigmatic caller that he has exactly that amount of time to live. The threat is linked to Gramm's role in putting a convicted serial killer (Neal McDonough) behind bars nearly a decade earlier, and sends the scholar/consultant on a desperate run to avert his imminent demise. Entering into Gramm's dangerous orbit are his dutiful assistant (Amy Brenneman), an FBI agent (William Forsythe), and his admiring young students (most notably Alicia Witt), all of whom add layers to the tense mystery.

My Thoughts:
88 Minutes is a 'real time' thriller (despite the fact Pacino travels from one side of Seattle to the other in minutes) in which Pacino has been told he has 88 minutes to live on the day a serial killer he put behind bars is due to be executed. The story has a few good ideas but in essence it is nothing more than your average Hollywood thriller and the script is average, with a few hokey moments. The cast vary wildly in quality. Pacino hams it up and is ultimately disappointing and Neal McDonough doesn't get enough screen time but the likes of William Forsythe, Alicia Witt, Leelee Sobieski and Amy Brenneman do okay. 88 Minutes could've been great with the names attached, but it turns out it has nothing to put it above the many similar films. Jon Avnet should stick to producing. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: DSig on January 20, 2013, 06:51:54 PM
I basically that it IS a good thriller.  But Al Pachino, though a good actor, really shows his 1 character here.  Lots of angst, hyperventilating and pulsing blood vessels in the neck.  Now it is fair to say that much of that can be expected in a thriller ... but as it seems that no matter what Al Pachino plays it is the same.

Having said that, I did buy it after seeing it and have watched it several times.  But then I like and watch Bruce Willis too  ;D
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 20, 2013, 06:59:28 PM
I like Willis too. But then I'm a huge fan of Van Damme, Lundgren and Seagal. It comes down to what you expect from certain cast members though and Pacino was very disappointing. Of course, he seems to be getting more and more one dimensional these days bu he just shouted everything here.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 20, 2013, 09:11:27 PM
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Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009)

Overview:
Award winning comedy-duo James Corden and Mathew Horne (Gavin & Stacey) decide to escape their problems and head to Wales for a weekend of debauchery.
Things don't quite go according to plan and they find themselves stuck in a village where all of the women have been enslaved by a legendary vampire curse. As the night unfolds the boys have to put all of their fears (and dreams!) behind them in order to rise to the challenge of becoming Lesbian Vampire Killers.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Just like their tv show Gavin and Stacey, Mathew Horne and James Corden play off each other very well.
- There are some really funny one-liners, almost all of which come from Corden.
Cons:
- Nothing surprising in the storyline at all.
- They could've done better with the visual effects at times.
Overall:
Entertaining enough. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: Tom on January 20, 2013, 09:33:58 PM
I was not aware that the two stars came from "Gavin & Stacey" (should have read the back cover :laugh:). I have never seen that show. I first saw this movie at the FantasyFilmFest, and I must say this movie is a riot when watching it in a cinema full of movie geeks. I was a little disappointed with it when I watched it later alone at home on Blu-ray and also only gave it a 3.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 20, 2013, 10:44:43 PM
Here is my review of series 1 of Gavin and Stacey:
http://www.dvdcollectorsonline.com/index.php/topic,6323.msg154116/topicseen.html#msg154116

Series 2 was very good also, but I still need to get S3.

If it interests you, and you don't mind buying used, S1+2 boxset is only £1.13 + postage on Amazon (I recommend the seller zoverstocks):
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/offer-listing/B001EVP85Q/ref=sr_1_4_olp?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1358718182&sr=1-4&condition=used

Of course, there is also a complete set with S1-3 + Christmas special for £9.00 direct from Amazon and I guess you get to remove the 20% tax on that one. Do Amazon UK still ship free to Germany?
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Post by: Tom on January 20, 2013, 11:17:52 PM
Of course, there is also a complete set with S1-3 + Christmas special for £9.00 direct from Amazon and I guess you get to remove the 20% tax on that one. Do Amazon UK still ship free to Germany?

They remove the 20% tax, but they add the 19% German one. Which I think is fair of them. And usually they ship from inside Germany. But as far as I know they never shipped for free to Germany. At least since I buy from there.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 20, 2013, 11:58:33 PM
My bad. Amazon UK started shipping to various countries last year for free but Germany wasn't one of them:
Belgium, Denmark, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Andorra, Finland, Gibraltar, Greece, Iceland, the Republic of Ireland, Italy, Liechtenstein, Norway, Portugal, San Marino, Spain, Sweden, Vatican city, Poland.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 21, 2013, 04:52:03 PM
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Up in the Air (2009)

Overview:
George Clooney stars in this satirical comedy drama based on the novel by Walter Kirn. Ryan Bingham (Clooney) is a corporate downsizing expert - in other words, his job is to fire people from theirs - and he takes his job very seriously. He travels the length and breadth of the country, racking up air miles and living out of a suitcase, and relishing every moment of it. When his job and way of life come under threat by new centralised procedures implemented by his hotshot colleague Natalie (Anna Kendrick), Ryan determines to show her just how valuable his role is - but instead ends up facing up to some of the pitfalls of his lifestyle. The film won the 2010 BAFTA for Best Adapted Screenplay.

My Thoughts:
I'm not Clooney's biggest fan I have to admit, but recently watching ER and a few of his movies just reminds me how talented he is. It really hit me with Up in the Air though which I think I may rate as his best performance, where he is strongly supported by Vera Farmiga and a surprisingly good Anna Kendrick. Movie talent certainly runs in the Reitman family and director Jason Reitman has done a great job of transitioning so many genres into one fluent movie. As a comedy it's hilarious, as a drama it's moving, as a romance it's endearing,  and as a whole, the movie is very relevant to many people with the world economy being in tatters and many thousands of people being laid off. It never pokes fun at the horrible prospect of people losing their jobs, although the responses can be kind of amusing in a uncomfortable way, and yet it feels very easy and light to watch despite how heavy it really is. Highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: Piffi on January 21, 2013, 05:20:54 PM
Glad you liked it! But unlike you, i am a huge fan of Clooney's work.
And i think this is one of his best roles today. :)
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 21, 2013, 08:07:12 PM
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Let the Right One In (2008)

Overview:
Acclaimed Swedish horror film based on the novel by John Ajvide Lindqvist, who also wrote the screenplay for the film. Oskar (Kare Hedebrant) is a sensitive, fragile, 12-year-old boy, living in the suburbs of Stockholm in the early 1980s, who is bullied at school and spends his nights dreaming of revenge and rehearsing knife attacks in the courtyard behind his apartment building. There he meets his new next-door neighbour Eli (Lina Leandersson), a mysterious girl of his own age who turns out to be a vampire. With Eli on his side, Oskar is finally able to face up to the bullies who have made his life such a misery, but Eli's unquenchable thirst for blood brings problems of its own.

My Thoughts:
It's not often you get what is essentially a low-key horror movie that has such powerful characters, but Let the Right One In is one of those movies. The children who play the parts of Oskar and Eli are absolutely remarkable and really take the wind out of you throughout with some very powerful scenes. In amongst it is some very slight dark humour which doesn't overpower the other aspects of the movie, and adds to the very dark and gloomy atmosphere well. Director Tomas Alfredson has avoided the fast cut editing we see in the vast majority of current horror movies and instead gone for a lot of distant lingering shots which add to the tension. Even after a fourth viewing, I give this the highest recommendation. 5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 21, 2013, 10:36:24 PM
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Let Me In (2010)

Overview:
Matt Reeves writes and directs this vampiric coming-of-age romance based on the Swedish novel 'Let the Right One In' by John Ajvide Lindqvist and Tomas Alfredson's 2008 Swedish-language film adaptation. Kodi Smit-McPhee stars as Owen, a solitary 12-year-old in 1980s New Mexico who is continually tormented by a gang of bullies. When the enigmatic Abby (Chloe Moretz) moves in next door, the two form an unlikely friendship that will change Owen's life forever as it emerges that Abby is a 200-year-old vampire, frozen in childhood and condemned to live on a diet of fresh human blood. With Abby on his side, Owen is finally able to face up to the bullies - but Abby's unquenchable thirst for blood gives rise to a fresh set of problems.

My Thoughts:
This is my second time viewing this remake of the fantastic 2008 movie Let the Right One In, and this time I went into it with a different frame of mind. Upon first viewing, I had reservations, as although I really enjoyed director Matt Reeves' Cloverfield, I was unsure how he would go from a frenetic horror to one that is very much character based. Those reservations soon took a backseat though, because although this isn't as good as the original, it is still a great film and a cracking/exciting comeback for Hammer. Kodi Smit-McPhee is very good but Chloe Moretz continues to stamp her talent on Hollywood and really impresses. There are also enough small changes in this remake to help it stand out from the original so it really is a worthy purchase, even if you're hesitant. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 22, 2013, 03:53:28 PM
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Man on a Ledge (2012)

Overview:
Twenty storeys upwanted fugitive Nick Cassidy threatens suicide from a Manhattan rooftop. Ashostage negotiator Lydia Mercer tries to talk him down she discovers that Cassidy was convicted for his part in a multi-million dollar diamond robbery. Whilst Cassidy creates the ultimate distraction his brother and his feisty girlfriend are out to prove his innocence by committing a new crime. With an all-star cast that includes Sam Worthington, Elizabeth Banks, Anthony Mackie, Jamie Bell, Ed Harris and Edward Burns, this adrenalin fuelled action thriller will have you on the edge of your seat…

My Thoughts:
Man on a Ledge is quite standard fare which is pushed up a level by a strong cast, with Sam Worthington, Elizabeth Banks, Jamie Bell and Genesis Rodriguez all putting in above average performances, and at times, even managing to reach the same level as the ever reliable Ed Harris. The storyline does require quite a big suspension of belief at times, but there is no doubt about the fact that it's quite exciting throughout and although it comes to an obvious conclusion, the story unravels nicely and is well paced. This isn't a great film, but it is brainless fun. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 22, 2013, 06:14:35 PM
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Super 8 (2011)

Overview:
Steven Spielberg and J.J. Abrams join forces in this extraordinary tale of youth, mystery and adventure. Super 8 tells the story of six friends who accidentally film a train wreck only to discover that something unimaginable escaped during the crash. Now, the only thing more mysterious than what it is… is what it wants.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- An excellent young cast, especially Riley Griffiths and Elle Fanning.
- The special effects are are generally very good, especially the train crash.
- A really fun story that really hints back at 80's Spielberg family movies.
- Really effective in capturing the time period in which it's set.
Cons:
- One or two of the minor plot points felt a little out of place.
Overall:
Okay, my love of these types of films from when I was kid and the way it reminds me of them had a very positive impact, but I highly recommend this one. 4.5/5
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Post by: DSig on January 22, 2013, 07:58:23 PM
Yep, i agree.  Super 8 is a fine film
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 22, 2013, 08:33:45 PM
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Set Up (2011)

Overview:
Bruce Willis (The Expendables) and 50 Cent star in this fast paced heist thriller. The heist of a lifetime for a group of friends turns deadly when one betrays another by taking off with the goods. Taking matters into his own hands, Sonny (50 Cent) seeks out retribution by teaming up with the most dangerous mob boss in town (Bruce Willis) to get back what he sees as rightfully his. When he finally comes face to face with his long time friend-turned-foe (Ryan Phillipe) he has to choose between friendship and revenge.

My Thoughts:
Every now and again I get taken in by a star I like who is plastered all over a cover and the film barely has that person in and turns out to have been a bit of a waste of time. Well, they got me with this one by getting Bruce Willis involved for about 15 minutes. The story for Set Up is below average, the heist scene, gunfights and other set-pieces are boring and the cast aren't quite up to scratch, especially the two leads 50 Cent and Ryan Phillippe. There are plenty worse out there, but don't waste your time with this one. Skip it. 2/5
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Post by: DSig on January 22, 2013, 08:35:59 PM
Hmm interesting. I just watched this yesterday.  I think it better than you but that is cool.

There does seem to be several recently I have seen with Bruce Willis that has more of him on the poster than it does in the film. 
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Post by: Achim on January 23, 2013, 05:08:07 AM
My Thoughts:
It's not often you get what is essentially a low-key horror movie that has such powerful characters, but Let the Right One In is one of those movies. The children who play the parts of Oskar and Eli are absolutely remarkable and really take the wind out of you throughout with some very powerful scenes. In amongst it is some very slight dark humour which doesn't overpower the other aspects of the movie, and adds to the very dark and gloomy atmosphere well. Director Tomas Alfredson has avoided the fast cut editing we see in the vast majority of current horror movies and instead gone for a lot of distant lingering shots which add to the tension. Even after a fourth viewing, I give this the highest recommendation. 5/5
:thumbup:

I have to say it once more, my favorite scene is the one where they show what happens when a vampire enters a house without being invited.
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Post by: DSig on January 23, 2013, 05:12:21 AM
I think what is really amazing about "Let the Right One In" is that it really captured the essence of the book.  So seldom does that happen that it was a real thrill for me.  I worried when I first heard they were making the film but it was stunning.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 23, 2013, 03:35:04 PM
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Seconds Apart (2011)

Overview:
When a group of high school jocks play a game of Russian roulette that leaves them all dead, Detective Lampkin (Orlando Jones) suspects that teen twin outcasts Seth and Jonah (Gary and Edmund Entin) had a hand in this strange 'mass suicide'. But as Lampkin gets closer to the truth, Seth and Jonah's close bond becomes fatally severed by Jonah's growing affection for new girl Eve (Samantha Droke), and all hell breaks loose as the twins start to lose their grip on their formidable powers.

My Thoughts:
Seconds Apart is a little different from the rest of the titles I've seen so far in the After Dark Horror range. It revolves around a pair of twins, one bad, the other even badder, as they use their telepathic abilities to kill their classmates and others. Orlando Bloom plays the detective on the trail, struggling to get his superiors to trust him so takes a slightly different approach. The twins are played really well by Edmund and Gary Entin, their expressions good throughout and they are freaky at the relevant times. The story itself is good and the first half an hour build-up added a lot of tension and atmosphere, but it's let down by the ending. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 23, 2013, 07:49:58 PM
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Get Carter (1971)

Overview:
Acclaimed 1970s British thriller starring Michael Caine as a hardened gangster returning to his hometown in search of the truth behind his brother's death. Though originally from Newcastle, Jack Carter (Caine) has made his name in London as a tough enforcer for the crime boss, Gerald Fletcher (Terence Rigby). On hearing of his brother's death, Carter returns to Newcastle for his funeral and to investigate his suspicion that his sibling may have been murdered. After visiting local gangster Cyril Kinnear (John Osborne), Carter is threatened and advised to head back to London. Jack refuses and descends further and further into the city's underworld as his investigations begin to pay off. His search is merciless, unrelenting and fraught with danger and it becomes clear that he will stop at nothing to exact his own brand of justice.

My Thoughts:
A few people I know find Get Carter to be horrendously overrated, stating it as 'incredibly boring'. Whilst I can forgive the fact that the opening is a little slow, it was important for the character development in what is one of the best British revenge thrillers I can think of. Michael Caine continued picking excellent roles with this, and here he is supported by the brilliant Terence Rigby, John Osborne and Britt Ekland. If you're expecting non-stop action, you won't find it here as Get Carter is highly driven by the characters and as a directorial debut for Mike Hodges, he did well with the $750000 budget. I'll grant the naysayers one thing though, it hasn't dated as well as other movies from the early seventies. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 23, 2013, 11:17:13 PM
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Screamers (1995)

Overview:
In the year 2078, Commander Joseph Hendricksson (Peter Weller) uses newly created killing machines known as 'Screamers' to defend planet Sirius 6B from the hostile New Economic Bloc. But when the Screamers replicate themselves and turn on the humans whom they can now clone, the only way to tell them apart from everybody else is through their scream. Hendricksson must destroy the killers before he can negotiate peace with the enemy.

My Thoughts:
I always found that this fun little sci-fi horror is kind of forgotten among movie fans, when it really shouldn't be. A fun b-movie that is sort of a cross between Tremors and Starship Troopers, Screamers does suffer a little from the average special effects, but the movie is fast-paced and interesting enough that it kind of becomes a little bit of the charm. The cast all put in reasonable showings, especially Peter Weller and Jennifer Rubin and I have no problem recommending this to people who just want a bit of mindless entertainment. It should be noted that although there are better Phillip K. Dick adaptations around, there are also some that are far worse. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: DSig on January 24, 2013, 10:31:29 PM
I fully agree .. you and I must be the other two people who like "Screamers"  :D

I think it is the Peter Weller curse .. similar to the Summer Glau curse.

I like a lot of the stuff he has been in though most of the time it is low budget 'b' type films.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 24, 2013, 10:46:24 PM
I didn't realise there was a sequel made in 2009. I ordered it from Amazon yesterday!
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: DSig on January 24, 2013, 10:53:54 PM
I had no idea either.  Just went to amazon and ordered a cheap used copy.  Thanks for the heads up
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Achim on January 25, 2013, 03:20:15 PM
I also enjoy Screamers :thumbsup: It gets marked down a bit for making some of the twists too obvious. But I still like watching the ending despite knowing the film.

I have interest in the sequel; maybe good reviews from you guys could change that...? :hmmmm:
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 25, 2013, 03:57:00 PM
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He Was a Quiet Man (2007)

Overview:
Disgruntled office worker Bob Maconel (Christian Slater) is having another bad day at work. Trapped in his dull cubicle, mostly ignored by his co-workers and bullied by his superiors, Bob daydreams of blowing his office skyscraper sky-high, before ending his own miserable existence. But on this particular day, Bob is transformed from potential killer into accidental hero when another stressed employee beats him to it and opens fire. Unfortunately, going from zero to hero in the blink of an eye has its downside and soon Bob finds himself closer to the edge than ever before.

My Thoughts:
Well that was not at all what I was expecting. Both Christian Slater and Elisha Cuthbert haven't selected the best of roles of late, but in this movie, both excel. Slater plays someone who is a loner with extreme mental issues which unravel quickly, yet never feel overdone, whilst Cuthbert is a colleague he saves from being shot and he forms an unlikely relationship with her whilst she is paralysed. There are some really surreal moments (the talking fish!), that perhaps don't fit quite so well as director Frank A. Cappello had hoped, but overall He Was a Quiet Man is intriguing and interesting to watch with an ending that is pulled off well. I recommend it. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 25, 2013, 06:40:30 PM
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The Last Sentinel (2007)

Overview:
Sci-fi action starring Don 'The Dragon' Wilson and Katee Sackhoff. The robotic Drone Police were the perfect soldiers to protect civilisation - until, that is, they became the perfect enemy. With little hope left for humankind, electronically enhanced soldier Tallis (Wilson) rescues a rebel beauty (Sackhoff) from a failed resistance mission. Now, vigorously trained by her android mentor to think with the precision of a computer and fight with the ferocity of a machine, this brave future gladiator will become the last line of defence in the final battle to save the human race.

My Thoughts:
The Last Sentinel is a made for television movie with a reasonable budget of $3.2million. It's an unoriginal premise where machines are rising against mankind in the future but it does have a few interesting ideas in that the drones were the police force - because of their non-emotional attachment to the lawbreakers. Action scenes are standard for movies of this ilk and the special effects are passable. Don Wilson is still surprisingly fit and agile for his age (52 when this was made) and Katee Sackhoff a good choice for the lead although her character development was a bit messy (the writers obviously couldn't decide if she should be tough or a wimp). This is worth a low-end rental, but only for people with low expectations who are fans of the cast. A generous 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 25, 2013, 09:48:44 PM
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The 70s (2000)

Overview:
A look at the turbulent decade through the eyes of a group of friends, as they struggle with life and love through ten years marred by the National Guard shooting students at Kent State University, the Watergate Scandal, the end of the Vietnam War, Black Power, and Reagan's election.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The soundtrack is great and full of great songs from the decade.
- A good cast including Brad Rowe, Vinessa Shaw and Amy Smart.
- They do manage to fit quite a lot into a short time.
Cons:
- Could've done with being even longer in order to be more in-depth.
- There is a lot of obvious creativeness added to some moments in history.
Overall:
Standard TV movie with a great soundtrack. Rent it. 3/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 26, 2013, 12:04:40 PM
I have interest in the sequel; maybe good reviews from you guys could change that...? :hmmmm:

Just an FYI, I paid £1.42 including postage for this and it's now even cheaper from the same seller Market Garys DVDs here:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/offer-listing/B00264GL5G/ref=dp_olp_new?ie=UTF8&condition=new

It actually comes with a second disc containing the first movie as I just found out.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 26, 2013, 11:12:09 PM
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Screamers: The Hunting (2009)

Overview:
Sci-fi thriller sequel. 13 years after the robotic killing machines known as the Screamers destroyed the human population of Sirius 6B, a distress signal brings a squad of rescuers to the supposedly abandoned planet. Can it be a long-lost colony of human survivors? Or have the Screamers evolved into something more sinister: half-man, half-machine hybrids that must escape Sirius 6B to finish their mission, the complete annihilation of the human race...

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The story follows on from the first movie reasonably well, albeit in an obvious manner.
- There are some surprisingly good effects mixed in here, especially the fist through the head.
Cons:
- Cast are a mixed bag, but generally mediocre at best.
- The ending sucks, aiming to leave the opton to a sequel open than satisfaction.
Overall:
Enjoyable enough sequel which is nothing great and probably suitable only for those who enjoyed the first. 2.5/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: DSig on January 27, 2013, 12:06:49 AM
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He Was a Quiet Man (2007)

Overview:
Disgruntled office worker Bob Maconel (Christian Slater) is having another bad day at work. Trapped in his dull cubicle, mostly ignored by his co-workers and bullied by his superiors, Bob daydreams of blowing his office skyscraper sky-high, before ending his own miserable existence. But on this particular day, Bob is transformed from potential killer into accidental hero when another stressed employee beats him to it and opens fire. Unfortunately, going from zero to hero in the blink of an eye has its downside and soon Bob finds himself closer to the edge than ever before.

My Thoughts:
Well that was not at all what I was expecting. Both Christian Slater and Elisha Cuthbert haven't selected the best of roles of late, but in this movie, both excel. Slater plays someone who is a loner with extreme mental issues which unravel quickly, yet never feel overdone, whilst Cuthbert is a colleague he saves from being shot and he forms an unlikely relationship with her whilst she is paralysed. There are some really surreal moments (the talking fish!), that perhaps don't fit quite so well as director Frank A. Cappello had hoped, but overall He Was a Quiet Man is intriguing and interesting to watch with an ending that is pulled off well. I recommend it. 4/5

Fully agree.  This is a very good film and if you like Christian Slater it should be watched.  Very happy this is in my collection, though I don't watch it very often.  Like Michael Douglas's "Falling Down" this is dark and not a 'happy' film.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 27, 2013, 02:04:25 AM
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Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009)

Overview:
Sci-fi action sequel starring Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren. A terrorist group has employed two state-of-the-art UniSol fighters (Lundgren and Andrei Arlovski) to seize power of the crippled Chernobyl nuclear reactor, and is threatening to unleash a deadly radioactive cloud if its terms are not met. Can ex-UniSol Luc Deveraux (Van Damme) possibly be a match for these virtually indestructible warriors? The fate of humankind hangs in the balance as the ultimate showdown unfolds.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The history between Lundgren and Van Damme's characters has followed on well.
- Van Damme and Lundgren are both on good form with decent fight and action sequences.
- The end action scene is over thirty minutes and doesn't let up, finishing in the same frentic style as it begins.
Cons:
- The acting from the supporting cast is poor to mediocre.
- Dialogue is often laughable, but then again, what are you expecting?
Overall:
A decent enough entry into the franchise as John Hyams takes the reigns from his father in b-movie actioners. Rent it. 3/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: goodguy on January 27, 2013, 08:20:01 AM
You're being far too generous. But then you probably have a higher tolerance for these kind of movies than I do. I was seeking this out after being surprised by Reckoning, but it fits much more into the mold of its predecessors, at least as much as I remember them. Btw, where did you get the father-son thing? IMDb doesn't back it up, unless I overlooked something.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 27, 2013, 12:12:57 PM
Sorry, I should've been clearer. I mean John Hyams is taking over his Dad in directing b-movies. Peter Hyams is the director of photography here. Yeah, I am particularly generous towards Van Damme, Lundgren and Seagal films having been a huge fan of them for years. I know they aren't great but I get a kick out of the cheesiness and dialogue mixed with generally good action. I have over 40 Van Damme movies now I believe. I'm even getting some enjoyment out of some of Snipes and Gooding Jrs similar efforts.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 27, 2013, 01:25:40 PM
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Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (2007)

Overview:
Comedy horror starring Trevor Matthews as Jack Brooks, a man who is left consumed by rage after witnessing the brutal murder of his family when he was a child. Years later, Jack is a plumber whose life has been on a continuous downward spiral since that fateful day. One day, while Jack is attempting to repair some pipes for Professor Crowley (Robert Englund), he unwittingly awakens an ancient evil which possesses the Professor's soul. The Professor's body begins to slowly transform and Jack must now harness his anger for the powers of good and face the forces of evil that killed his family.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Robert Englund owns this. He plays the comedy brilliantly.
- The special effects are very good and the lack of CGI always a plus.
- The style reminds me of The Evil Dead and it's well executed.
Cons:
- Some of the supporting cast members are not great, particularly students.
- I'd have preferred the action to have started a bit earlier.
Overall:
A good entry into horror comedy and I wouldn't mind a sequel. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 27, 2013, 01:33:03 PM
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Teen Massacre (2004)

Overview:
Four unsuspecting teens are sent to a local forest to work on what they think is a science experiment for class. What they don't know is that something more than just samples of dirt awaits them.

My Thoughts:
This is a short film included on the Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer DVD. Directed by Jon Knautz with a $7000CAD budget and starring Trevor Matthews (who played Jack Brooks!) it's not a bad homemade attempt at horror. There are some good effects all things considering and the cast are poor but passable. It's an interesting look at the direction Knautz's career was to take, but that's it really. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 27, 2013, 05:00:33 PM
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Faster (2010)

Overview:
An ex-convict seeks revenge for his brother's death in this action-packed revenge thriller starring Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Ten years ago, Driver (Johnson) was part of a bank heist gone horribly awry. In the chaos of the botched robbery, his brother wound up dead. Now Driver is a free man, and he's determined to punish the men who killed his late sibling. But settling the score won't be easy, because despite being just a few days shy of retirement, a veteran cop (Billy Bob Thornton) isn't about to let a massacre take place on his watch, and a hotshot hitman (Oliver Jackson-Cohen) has Driver locked in his sights. Unfortunately for Driver, the closer he gets to his targets, the more he puts himself at risk. Later, just as Driver starts to think he's gotten everyone on his list, he discovers that one name seems to be missing.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The cast all suit their roles brilliantly. Dwayne Johnson, Carla Gugino, Billy Bob Thornton, Tom Berenger and Courtney Gains all do well here.
- Dwayne Johnson's character is essentially a cold-hearted killer out for revenge, but his character goes through several stages that makes you rethink your opinion of him.
- The action is very to the point at times which works well (like Gains being shot in the head right at the start - not a spoiler) and set pieces like the car chase also do the job.
Cons:
- There isn't really a whole lot to the story, but that isn't necessarily a negative. Just could've been a little tighter at times.
Overall:
One of the better action films in recent years. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 27, 2013, 08:26:20 PM
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The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)

Overview:
This next instalment of The Twilight Saga sees Bella Swan devastated by the abrupt departure of her vampire love, Edward Cullen, but her spirit is rekindled by her growing friendship with Jacob Black. Suddenly she finds herself drawn into the world of werewolves, the ancestral enemies of the vampires, and finds her loyalties tested.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Kristen Stewart carries such a prescence on screen it's alarming.
- The special effects are an improvement on Twilight with the werewolves a highlight.
Cons:
- It's overlong and drawn out.
- Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner suck the life out of me here (no pun intended for Pattinson).
Overall:
I'm sure the target audience love it and I did think it was watchable, but it needed more action, less melodrama and sparkle. Low-end rental. 2.5/5

Disclaimer:
I've never read the books but it seems from reviews the third is better than this one, so I've ordered it cheap.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 28, 2013, 12:33:13 AM
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Death Race (2008)

Overview:
Sci-fi action adventure based on Paul Bartel's 1975 film 'Death Race 2000'. Jason Statham stars as former racing driver Jensen Ames, who is sent to Terminal Island prison after being framed for the murder of his wife. There, he is forced by the masochistic Warden Hennessey (Joan Allen) to compete in a lethal car race where the contestants must win or die.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- A cracking cast, especially Ian McShane and Joan Allen in roles out of their comfort zone.
- Some very good special effects. Loved it when the Juggernaut crashed.
- It's non-stop with the action making for a great popcorn movie.
Cons:
- Would've liked more of a backstory to other characters outside of Statham.
Overall:
A lot of fun if you just switch your brain off. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 28, 2013, 03:24:44 PM
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Chocolate (2008)

Overview:
From the makers of Ong-Bak and Warrior King comes the new no stunt-doubles action sensation. Sin was once a prominent member of the most feared mafia gang in Thailand and mistress to its notorious leader, the ruthless Number-8. Now suffering from leukaemia, the only way to raise money for treatment is for her daughter, Zen, to seek out her old underworld contacts and collect aged debts. Blessed with an incredible ability to mimic the fighting moves of her favourite action heroes, Zen proves an awesome match for those who stand in her way. However, when Number 8 decides that the money belongs to him, Zen is faced with a full-on battle for survival. Starring Asia s new female action superstar JeeJa Yanin (who spent 2 full years in training), Chocolate contains some of the most breathtaking set piece action scenes you will see this year!

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The fight scenes are excellent and JeeJa Yanin is obviously skilled.
- Taphon Phopwandee compliments the film very well as Mangmoon. I can't believe this is the only credit to his name.
- The way Zen starts off with basic kicks and punches and progresses to an unrelenting kick-boxer from watching films/martial arts classes is well done and gives enough backstory for the characters.
Cons:
- Some of the pacing in the first half an hour could've benefited from tighter editing.
My Thoughts:
A cracking action movie with a lot of similarities in style to the slightly better Ong-Bak, also directed by Pinkaew. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 28, 2013, 05:33:34 PM
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Life Blood (2009)

Overview:
40 years ago a natural force vanquished Brooke and Rhea, a sexy lesbian couple, after they committed an inconceivable murder. Now on New Years eve, they'll rise from the dead. Still hot and still a couple, now they're back as vampires. Enamoured with their newfound power, It's no longer a question of whether they will kill again, but of how many they will kill.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- It's got some reasonably original touches, a rarity these days.
- Sophie Monk and Patrick Renna were surprisingly okay.
- The atmospheric tone suited it very well.
Cons:
- The plot (or lack of for the most part) can be strangely confusing at times.
- The casting of Danny Woodburn was totally misplaced.
Overall:
It's a difficult one to judge. It will appeal to fans of horror but it's not a great film. Low end rental 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 28, 2013, 07:44:19 PM
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The Marine (2006)

Overview:
Explosive thriller starring John Cena as John Triton, an injured U.S. Marine who returns home from duty only to have his wife kidnapped by a ruthless criminal. Robert Patrick stars as the villainous Rome, who is more than willing to kill if it means staying one step ahead of the law. With nothing left to lose and enough training to take down a small army, the hard-fighting Triton sets out to rescue his wife, and ensure that the psychotic Rome receives a painful taste of justice.

My Thoughts:
I grabbed The Marine after viewing a surprisingly good action movie starring WWE star John Cena called 12 Rounds. Unfortunately, The Marine is a different kettle of fish. John Cena and his action scenes are mediocre, Kelly Carlson didn't do it for me as the token damsel in distress and aside from Robert Patrick, the rest of the supporting cast are distinctly average. The story is nothing fresh, but it is capable - making this worthy of a weak rental only. A generous 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 28, 2013, 10:24:55 PM
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The Marine (2009)

Overview:
While on leave, Marine sniper Joe Linwood (Ted DiBiase) takes his wife Robin (Lara Cox) on holiday to a luxurious five-star resort on the South Seas. But their relaxing break comes to an abrupt end when a terrorist group seizes control of the resort and takes the billionaire owner and several guests - including Robin - hostage. Can Joe use his Marine training to free the hostages and save the day?

My Thoughts:
Don't be mistaken by the title as this isn't a sequel and we have none of the cast members returning. John Cena has been replaced by a poor Ted DiBiase in what is a poor man's Die Hard, except in a luxury resort rather than a skyscraper. I have quite a high threshold when it comes to bad movies, but this one didn't entertain at all. Skip it. 1.5/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 01, 2013, 04:56:38 PM
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Fool's Gold (2008)

Overview:
The comedy adventure Fool's Gold follows Ben "Finn" Finnegan (Matthew McConaughey, Ed TV) as an affable, modern-day treasure hunter who is obsessed with finding the legendary 18th century Queen’s Dowry—40 chests of priceless treasure that was lost at sea in 1715. In his quest, Finn has sunk everything he has, including his marriage to Tess (Kate Hudson, How To Lose A Guy In 10 days). Just as Tess has begun to rebuild her life, working aboard a mega-yacht owned by billionaire Nigel Honeycutt (Donald Sutherland, Commander In Chief), Finn discovers a vital clue to the treasure’s whereabouts. Much to Tess’ consternation, Finn maneuvers himself aboard Nigel’s yacht and, using his roguish charm, convinces the tycoon and his celebutante daughter, Gemma (Alexis Dziena, Invasion), to join him in the pursuit of the Spanish riches. Even Tess can’t resist the lure of finally uncovering the treasure that had eluded them for so long. But they are not the only ones after the prize. Finn’s one-time mentor, Moe Fitch (Ray Winstone, Beowulf), and a ruthless local gangster named Bigg Bunny (Kevin Hart, In The Mix) are intent on beating Finn to the trove. Let the treasure hunt begin...

My Thoughts:
Not a gteat film, but a fun one nonetheless. An enjoyable cast, especially Donald Sutherland, and a story which is okay but nothing new. Worth a rental. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 01, 2013, 04:59:46 PM
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Gomorrah (2008)

Overview:
Hard-hitting, Italian crime drama directed by Matteo Garrone, based on the non-fiction book by Roberto Saviano, who was forced into hiding after the book's publication. The film takes an unglamorous look at the extent to which the city of Naples is controlled by the Camorra mob, a network of families whose influence extends beyond the underground world of organised crime and into the everyday running of the city. Five intertwining stories show the effects of mobster rule on Neapolitan citizens from all walks of life.

My Thoughts:
Compelling and doesn't make any attempt to glamourise gangster life in Italy like some Hollywood productions do, Gomorrah is well written and well acted. It's vicious at times, and has some subtle dark humour in others. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 03, 2013, 05:20:30 PM
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Empire Records (1995) Region 2 United Kimgdom

Overview:
This comedy cult sensation about the young slackers and dreamers that hang around local record store cranks it up another notch in an awesome Special Fan Edition with 16 minutes of cool added footage not seen in cinemas. In one of the most dynamic song scores ever, tune by Gin Blossoms, The Cranberries, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Cracker, Evan Dando, Better Than Ezra and more set off virtually every scene. If the music isn't enough, check out the stellar cast including Liv Tyler, Renee Zellweger, Anthony LaPaglia, Maxwell Caulfield, Debi Mazar, Rory Cochrane and more. This digitally remastered, fully-loaded DVD will rock your world!

My Thoughts:
I picked this one up based on the casting not knowing very much about it. I had heard of it, but not enough to get an interest. Well, it seems I'd been missing out on a very enjoyable little movie. Each character that works in Empire Records is very different and each have their faults which come to light during the movie whilst dealing with the news that the independent record store is getting sold to a chain and will lose it's individuality and family like feel of the workers and their manager. Anthony LaPaglia is excellent as the manager of the store, and Liv Tyler, Rory Cochrane, Robin Tunney, Johnny Whitworth and Renee Zellweger are all great as the store employees. The music selected is very varied and suits each moment perfectly, a must for a film being set in a record shop. Lastly, Empire Records is proof that Renee Zellweger was once a hottie. Recommended. 4/5

Rewatched this last night and bumping it up to a 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 03, 2013, 05:29:53 PM
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Reno 911!: Miami - The Movie (2007)

Overview:
Wacky movie spin-off comedy from the American TV series of the same name. After taking a trip to a national police convention in Miami, a group of bungling cops from Reno spring into action when a terrorist attack takes place at the same venue. As the people of Miami turn to them for protection, Lieutenant Jim Dangle (Thomas Lennon) has a fight on his hands to keep his team of incompetents focused on the job at hand.

My Thoughts:
Tries to be so bizarre in order to be funny, but instead becomes mind numbingly dull with annoying characters and crap jokes. There are one or two moments that get a little laugh such as the beached whale scene but I won't waste my time with this one again. Skip it. 1.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 04, 2013, 12:33:06 AM
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Management (2008)

Overview:
Romantic comedy starring Jennifer Aniston as Sue Claussen, a corporate art saleswoman who becomes the object of affection for aimless drifter Mike (Steve Zahn) when she stays overnight at the Arizona motel run by his parents. The bottle of wine left in her room 'with compliments of the management' leads to an encounter that Sue would rather not remember, but Mike just can't forget. Woody Harrelson co-stars as Jango, Sue's yogurt mogul ex-boyfriend.

My Thoughts:
A fairly standard rom-com with a good performance from Steve Zahn. Jennifer Aniston is typecast again, but these roles suit her and Woody Harrelson's character was underused as he was the highlight of the movie. Worth a rental. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 04, 2013, 11:57:54 PM
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Fighting (2009)

Overview:
Action film starring Channing Tatum as Shawn MacArthur, a young small-time criminal who is introduced to the dangerous world of underground street fighting by seasoned scam artist Harvey Boarden (Terrence Howard). Boarden goes on to become MacArthur's manager on the bare knuckle brawling circuit.

My Thoughts:
Channing Tatum and Terrence Howard play off of each other reasonably well but the problem with Fighting is the lack of a real storyline, instead just counting on an old rivalry to string together some fun action scenes. Howard's cronies add a few laughs, but I much prefer Never Back Down. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 05, 2013, 12:10:11 AM
This Is 40 (2012)

Overview:
A look at the lives of Pete and Debbie a few years after the events of Knocked Up.

My Thoughts:
Judd Apatow has done it again. Another comedy which is consistently funny, a couple of times so funny I missed the next line. Paul Rudd and Leslie Mann are fantastic and Apatow's kids are surprisingly good. If you were a fan of Knocked Up, then you'll find a lot to enjoy here, although the two hour plus runtime was a bit much. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: Achim on February 05, 2013, 05:18:57 AM
although the two hour plus runtime was a bit much. Recommended. 4/5
It seems this is Apatow's weak spot. Hs films are mostly two long and there's still plenty of deleted scenes to go on the DVD :slaphead: Comedies should not be that long, period.

He used to do TV, which is apparently a much better outlet for a man with such little constraint ;) Don't misunderstand though, I loved Freaks and Geeks as well as Undeclared.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 08, 2013, 06:22:18 PM
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Full Metal Jacket (1987)

Overview:
Full Metal Jacket begins by following the trials and tribulations of a platoon of fresh Marine Corps recruits focusing on the relationship between Gunnery Sergeant Hartman and Privates Pyle and Joker. We see Pyle grow into an instrument of death as Hartman has foreseen of all of his recruits. Through Pyle's torment and Joker's unwillingness to stand up against it, the climax of part one is achieved with all three main characters deciding their fates by their action or lack there of. The second chapter of Full Metal Jacket delves into Joker's psyche and the repeated referral to the fact that he joined the Corps to become a killer. When his mostly behind the scenes job as a combat correspondent is interfered with by the Tet offensive he is thrusted into real combat and ultimately must choose if he really is a killer.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- R. Lee Ermey's opening dialogue where he introduces himself to the cadets.
- Watching Vincent D'onofrio's character become mentally unstable.
- Combat scenes are believeable and not overcooked.
Cons:
- I do feel it loses its way at times during the second half.
Overall:
Highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 08, 2013, 06:35:35 PM
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Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation (2004)

Overview:
In this sequel to the cult favourite 'Starship Troopers', the Federation's best mobile infantry unit goes back into action against the Bug horde. But this time, the Bugs are waiting for them and they are smarter and more cunning then ever. To stop the Bugs from destroying the rest of mankind, a group of soldiers trapped by the creepy-crawlies, realise that they must team up with an infamous traitor in order to save the world...

My Thoughts:
I'm a massive fan of the first movie as you can read elsewhere in this thread, but this second attempt is lacklustre and missing all the biting political satire that made the first so enjoyable. Now, it's just another low budget b-movie with crappy special effects and a half-arsed storyline that just about gets by. Skip it. 2/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: DSig on February 08, 2013, 06:43:28 PM
It is scary how closely some of your opinions match mine.  I don't know if it is 2 great minds ... or something more dark  :hysterical:
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 09, 2013, 12:59:20 AM
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Seven Psychopaths (2012)

Overview:
A struggling screenwriter inadvertently becomes entangled in the Los Angeles criminal underworld after his oddball friends kidnap a gangster's beloved Shih Tzu.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- An absolutely superb mix of dark comedy and action with a very solid storyline.
- A cracking cast. Sam Rockwell is the best here but all members of the main cast are great.
- It feels fresh and original. Martin McDonagh seems to be a winner with this and In Bruges the only two movies to his name so far.
Cons:
- Sometimes Woody Harrelson's love of his dog was played on slightly too much.
Overall:
Highly recommended. 4.5/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: DSig on February 09, 2013, 05:00:36 AM
There you go again ... I was discussing this with my wife and daughter at dinner tonight.  I can understand my wifes viewpoint but my daughter, whose opinion i normally value.

Guess I, like you, simply have greater more mature tastes <G>
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 10, 2013, 01:41:07 AM
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Django Unchained (2012)

Overview:
Former dentist, Dr. King Schultz, buys the freedom of a slave, Django, and trains him with the intent to make him his deputy bounty hunter. Instead, he is led to the site of Django's wife who is under the hands of Calvin Candie, a ruthless plantation owner.

My Thoughts:
I'm a Tarantino lover so I was of course very excited to see this one. Christoph Waltz pretty much makes this movie for me but the entire cast did an exceptional job. The soundtrack from Ennio Morricone was excellent and the storyline was enjoyable but dialogue could've been a little tighter at times. The violent scenes are rather OTT but the big shoot-out is a very fun pay-off and I loved the Franco Nero cameo. Overall, this is another great hit from Tarantino although it doesn't reach the heights of Jackie Brown IMO. Highly recommended though and a day one purchase for me. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 10, 2013, 06:57:23 PM
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Just My Luck (2006)

Overview:
Romantic comedy starring Lindsay Lohan. Ashley (Lohan) has always been the sort of girl fortune smiles upon - she's pretty, she has a great job, she has good friends, guys fall over themselves to ask her out, and she never has trouble getting a cab. Jake (Chris Pine), on the other hand, is not nearly so lucky - he's clumsy and accident prone, things never seem to go his way, and he's just lost his job at a bowling alley. However, these two opposites meet one night at a ritzy masquerade ball, and Ashley and Jake exchange an impulsive kiss as two shooting stars cross in the sky. Suddenly, they both find their luck taking a one hundred and eighty degree turn.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Bree Turner and Samaire Armstrong are the best out of the cast, albeit in supporting roles.
- Some of the physical comedy is quite funny.
Cons:
- The 'swap' sub-genre has many better movies.
- Lindsay Lohan and Chris Pine don't really gel together.
Overall:
Rent it. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 11, 2013, 01:00:42 AM
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Passion of Mind (2000)

Overview:
Marie (Demi Moore) is an American widow who lives with her two daughters in the south of France. Marty (Moore again) is a career woman dedicated to making big deals in the Big Apple. When Marie goes to sleep she dreams of being Marty and when Marty goes to sleep she dreams of being Marie. Are they both real, living and breathing people? Or is one just a figment of the other's imagination? If so, which one? Confusion piles upon confusion as Marty and Marie try to make sense of their lives in this unusual drama.

My Thoughts:
I picked this up based on the fact it starred Demi Moore, who I do think gets an unfair amount of stick for her acting ability. However, in Passion of Mind she puts in a sub-par performance and isn't particularly supported well either. The story has a few good ideas but they are all poorly utilised and the film becomes a little scrappy. If they had aimed for a psychological thriller rather than a drama, then this could've been worthy of a rental. Unfortunately, I advise skipping this one. 2/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 12, 2013, 12:48:31 AM
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Wrong Turn (2003)

Overview:
Something strange is happening deep in the woods. But no one has lived to tell about it. Chris Finn (Desmond Harrington, Ghost Ship) is on his way to an interview when he is faced with a huge backup in traffic. He makes a u-turn, taking a short cut to avoid the traffic. But he makes the biggest mistake of his life. This wrong turn may be the last turn he ever makes! After crashing the car into a group of young friends led by Eliza Dushku (Buffy the Vampire Slayer), an indescribable nightmare begins. Stranded on an isolated road deep in the woods, there seems to be no hope of rescue. When the friends encounter a group of monstrous mountain men with murder and mayhem on their mind, they must escape from a fate worse than death. As the grisly tension gathers in manic pace and shifts into high homicidal gear, only the strongest will survive. Not for the faint-hearted!

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Eliza Dushku was a strong female lead, not something you see often in bigger budget horror.
- Some good performances from cast members who are usually mediocre like Desmond Harrington, Kevin Zegers and Lindy Booth.
- Doesn't take long to get going and the action is quite unrelenting.
Cons:
- An expected ending.
- The survivors are exactly who think they will be.
My Thoughts:
An underrated horror, even on its 4th or 5th viewing. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 12, 2013, 11:56:02 PM
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The Getaway (1972)

Overview:
Sam Peckinpah's violent thriller featuring Steve McQueen as ex-convict Doc McCoy, who is sprung from jail by his wife Carol (Ali McGraw). Together they plan the greatest robbery ever. After the meticulously planned heist goes awry, the two make their getaway towards Mexico in a series of chases and shootouts.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Steve McQueen owns the screen. Easily the best of the cast.
- It's hard hitting and never tries to be sympathetic to itself.
- Although the story is quite linear, the style makes it feels a little more substantial.
Cons:
- Ali McGraw puts in a poor showing.
Overall:
Far from Peckinpah's best but still recommended viewing. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 20, 2013, 03:19:05 PM
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Ghost Town (2010)

This got a bit of a hard rap on release but I really enjoyed it and thought Ricky Gervais and Tea Leoni complimented each other well. There are several laugh out loud moments and the story, although unoriginal, is well done. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 20, 2013, 03:21:52 PM
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The Longest Yard (1974)

About ten years ago, Mean Machine came out in the UK with Vinnie Jones and with that I learnt of this movie, which despite a brain numbingly dull sport (rugby with girly padding), made for a fun prisoners vs guards scenario and Burt Reynolds really shone. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 20, 2013, 03:24:26 PM
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The Messengers (2007)

The Pang Brothers first Hollywood movie and they did bring some great stuff from their Eastern horrors such as the long atmospheric silences and long moments of tension, not relying on loud noises or quick movements. Kristen Stewart is the highlight of an average cast though I still recommend it. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 20, 2013, 03:26:54 PM
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Four Brothers (2005)

One of the better Hollywood revenge movies of recent years, this one suprised me with just how brutal and well paced it was. If you;re a fan of this type of thing, you could do far worse though I did feel Garrett Hedlund to be miscast. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 20, 2013, 03:29:53 PM
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Catfish (2010)

This is what happens when you allow yourself to be drawn into social networking sites if you don't know people or have mutual friends. This is quite a scary documentary if you think about it, even if the woman just seemed to be a bit sad rather than a completely mental stalker. Lies produce more lies. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 20, 2013, 03:34:01 PM
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Spider-Man (2002)

IMO slightly better than the more recent Garfield/Stone movie, there is a lot to love here. Some great action, some good comic moments, a well put together cast and Kirsten Dunst in a wet t-shirt. Highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 20, 2013, 03:35:39 PM
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Drive Angry (2011)

Overview:
A tongue-in-cheek and hugely enjoyable action blast, full of smoking-hot cars and drop-dead gorgeous women, with Nicolas Cage on top form.
Milton (Cage) is a hardened--albeit dead--criminal who has so far spent his afterlife in hell. Enraged by the murder of his daughter and the imminent sacrifice of his baby granddaughter by a brutal religious cult, Milton breaks out to stop the real evil-doers before they fully unleash hell on Earth.
Aided by a seriously hot and sassy waitress Piper (Amber Heard, All The Boys Love Mandy Lane) and driving a cherry red muscle car which Piper liberates from her meat-head ex, Milton is blazing a trail in pursuit of the brutal cult leader. But Milton’s being hounded too – not only by the police but by an enigmatic character known only as The Accountant (a scene-stealing William Fichtner from Entourage and Prison Break), who has been sent by the Devil to bring Milton back to hell.
Milton is mad, bad and hell-bent on achieving his goal. He’s breaking all the rules, but what are they gonna do – not let him back in?

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- Completely over the top action sequences that were a lot of fun. The motel shoot-out was very good.
- Amber Heard was made for this role. Sassy, take-no-crap attitude is perfect. She's good to look at also.
- William Fichtner is great as The Accountant and Billy Burke is also good as the cult leader.
- The film wasn't afraid to be a little unconvential in its direction for a studio film. It's firmly tongue in cheek whilst not becoming a parody of itself.
Cons:
- Although Nicolas Cage isn't terrible here, he is the weak link. One facial expression and quite monotonous line delivery, whilst applicable for some scenes, isn't necessary all the way through.
- The supernatural aspect gets silly and sometimes even lost among all the action.
- The dialogue isn't quite up to the standard you would hope. There are some good segments, but it mainly falls to the wayside.
Overall:
Rent it. 3/5

Rewatched this movie in 3D and although my opinion is the same, the 3D definately added. Depth was great throughout and there were a couple of nice little pop-outs. Worth the upgrade if you are 3D compatible.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 20, 2013, 03:38:17 PM
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Piranha (2010)

A film I've enjoyed several times, Piranha was a nice little surprise on release. Some great gore, some very funny one-liners and just a lot of fun overall. The post-converted 3D isn't great but it does have a few good moments of depth. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 20, 2013, 03:41:32 PM
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Piranha 3DD (2012)

This one got slaughtered in reviews and although it has gone the far more formulaic route and for more easy scares/laughs than 2010's effort, I still thought it was an entertaining waste of 80 minutes. The 3D is native and although not used to full effect there are some good moments, such as the piranha spitting the key right out of the screen. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 20, 2013, 03:43:48 PM
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A Lesson with John (2012)

This short film was included on the Piranha 3DD disc and was originally made for the website Funny or Die. I would hope that it died. 1.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 20, 2013, 06:07:34 PM
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ParaNorman (2012)

The stop-motion animation is absolutely brilliant here and quite possibly the best I've seen. The story was fun and there was a bit more horror in this than I had expected considering the target audience. Some good laughs for adults and kids alike and a great voice cast coupled with the fun story means I have to recommend this one. The 3D was also well done and went mainly for depth. 4/5
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Post by: DSig on February 20, 2013, 06:14:50 PM
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Spider-Man (2002)

IMO slightly better than the more recent Garfield/Stone movie, there is a lot to love here. Some great action, some good comic moments, a well put together cast and Kirsten Dunst in a wet t-shirt. Highly recommended. 4.5/5
Again, I have to agree :)  I do enjoy the first Spiderman over the reboot. 

I don't really understand all the 'reboots' except that it is another way to get money.  I don't really remember any that really brought anything *better* in the way of story/story telling.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 20, 2013, 08:32:52 PM
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The House Bunny (2008)

Predictable average comedy with a better than expected cast including Emma Stone, Kat Dennings and Colin Hanks. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 20, 2013, 10:34:47 PM
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Camp Nowhere (1994)

A film I loved as a kid, I can't help but get some nostalgic enjoyment every time I watch it. It's far from a great movie, but there is enough here to keep you entertained for 90 minutes and there are several interesting cast members including the always great Christopher Lloyd and an early role for Jessica Alba. This blu-ray from Mill Creek is a little lacklustre though. Case is wrong as it actually has DTS-HD MA audio rather than DD which is a good point, but the PQ is so variable it becomes annoying. It is still a worthy upgrade from the old R1 DVD though. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: Achim on February 21, 2013, 05:07:51 AM
I don't really understand all the 'reboots' except that it is another way to get money.
But then, technically Spider-Man (2002) was a reboot already. Batman Begins was a reboot. Hulk was a reboot.

Reboot is just a fancy word for remake or simply "fresh start" (if talking about a series).
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Post by: Jimmy on February 21, 2013, 05:19:24 AM
or another name for "we don't have idea anymore".
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 21, 2013, 11:28:48 AM
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A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)

It's safe to say that if you enjoyed previous H&K movies, then you'll get a kick out of this one also - especially for some great cameos including a hilarious scene with Neil Patrick Harris, a H&K regular. 3D wise, there were some great pop-outs and good depth throughout and they really played up to the 3D at times (loved the beer pong pop-out). Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 21, 2013, 02:20:23 PM
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The Fast and the Furious (2001)

There's no mistake that this series is a huge guilty pleasure of mine, so much so I watch them probably three times a year. This first one was a complete sleeper hit and just came from nowhere to keep petrolheads very happy indeed through some great cars and well done action sequences. Highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: Piffi on February 21, 2013, 02:49:56 PM
Agreed! But why not a perfect 5/5? :)
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 21, 2013, 09:33:26 PM
Agreed! But why not a perfect 5/5? :)


Some of the supporting cast, especially the background people at the races irritate me.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 21, 2013, 09:37:33 PM
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2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)

Not as good as the first film, it does suffer from the absense of Vin Diesel, Jordana Brewster, Michelle Rodriguez et al although there are some good additions including a surprisingly good Tyrese Gibson and the ever underrated Eva Mendes. Some great cars and a brilliant scene where all the trucks come out and smash the cop cars out the warehouse, coupled with a fun story, still make it recommended viewing for fans of franchise. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 21, 2013, 09:41:26 PM
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The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006)

The worst of the five movies released so far but IMO not worth the slating it received. Okay, so the usual cast isn't here, but it introduces us to Sung Kang as Han who maes an appearance in the fifth movie also. The drifting scenes look great and again, there are some good set action pieces s if you're after a popcorn flick, it's worth a look. A generous 3.5/5.
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Post by: Piffi on February 22, 2013, 12:00:17 AM
Gotcha bud! ;) And kudos for watching the Tokyo Drift.. I know i should watch it too, since i'm watching the same boxset as you..
But i'm thinking about skipping that one, and jump to number 4. Once was enough for me i guess for the 3rd.  :-[
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 22, 2013, 12:49:56 AM
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Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted (2012)

Overview:
Alex, Marty, Gloria and Melman are still fighting to get home to their beloved Big Apple. Their journey takes them through Europe where they find the perfect cover: a traveling circus, which they reinvent - Madagascar style.

My Thoughts:
Pros:
- The voice cast is strong and includes Ben Stiller, Chris Rock and Jada Pinkett Smith.
- The soundtrack is well selected pop music that suits the scenes well.
- It doesn't let up for a second and is frenetic from start to end.
Cons:
- The animation isn't as good as other kids CGI franchises.
- It does get a little repetitive at times.
- The humour isn't as good as you would hope from this genre.
Overall:
There are much better franchises out there like Ice Age, but this is okay to waste some time. Rent it. 3/5

I just watched this in 3D so thought I would comment on that aspect. All I can say is wow. The pop-outs were non-stop and although I prefer depth over pop-outs, the way it was done here was fantastic. Possibly the best 3D experience for me so far (though I still have Avatar and Titanic to watch in 3D). The film = 3/5. The 3D = 5/5.
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Post by: DSig on February 22, 2013, 03:03:36 AM
Gotcha bud! ;) And kudos for watching the Tokyo Drift.. I know i should watch it too, since i'm watching the same boxset as you..
But i'm thinking about skipping that one, and jump to number 4. Once was enough for me i guess for the 3rd.  :-[
Just saw preview for Fast & Furious 6 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_%26_Furious_6) and have to admit that the previews looked like fun.  Of course I was seeing A Good Day to Die Hard (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Day_to_Die_Hard) so maybe I was just in the mood for series that never die.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 22, 2013, 11:56:03 AM
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Fast and Furious (2009)

The fourth film marked a change of direction for the series, edging away from street racing and more into heist/crime sub-genres with an element of street racing cars and in my opinion, this is welcome. Here we have a strong movie thanks to a fun story, great action scenes and a regathering of the main characters from the first, plus the introduction of a couple of Mexican drivers who make a bigger appearance in Fast Five. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 22, 2013, 11:59:37 AM
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Fast Five (2011)

Fast Five is currently my second favourite of the series, being ever so slightly edged by the first (despite me giving them both the same score). The biggest addition here is of course Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson who joins the team after his task force guys are killed whilst still doing his own job of trying to bring down Toretto. Plenty of action and one of the most thrilling car chase sequences of recent times with fantastic stunts make this one highly recommended for fans of the series. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 22, 2013, 03:23:59 PM
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Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning (2012)

Scott Adkins does well taking the lead in the latest installment of the Universal Soldier series and is joined by Van Damme and Lundgren. Unfortunately Van Damme and Lundgren never actually share the screen and both take a bit of a back seat in comparison to the previous movies but there is still plenty of action and some of it is very brutal indeed. Still, the story makes this one suffer as it becomes a little messy and incoherant at times. The 3D is very good with great depth and facial close-ups looked great. Overall, I enjoyed it, but it's nothing particularly new compared to your average DTV actioner. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 22, 2013, 05:31:15 PM
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Juno (2007)

Everything about Juno just resonates with me. I love the characters, the dialogue is witty and funny and with how good the cast chemistry is it still portrays a serious and prominent subject matter well. Highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: DSig on February 22, 2013, 07:43:36 PM
And although it has great supporting actors and a very good script, for me it comes down to Ellen Page (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellen_page).  I loved her in Hard Candy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hard_Candy_(film)) .. then when I saw Juno I *knew* that she wasn't a one trick pony.  She is fascinating to watch on the screen and seems to have a wide range for her talent.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 23, 2013, 10:56:17 AM
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American Pie (1999)

I was just 15/16 when this first came out and there is a reason that this has become known as the teen sex comedy of my generation. Likeable characters, very funny situations and moments of sincerity show why the genre found a bit of a comeback after its success. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 23, 2013, 01:35:00 PM
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Resident Evil (2002)

I played these games when I used to be a gamer (these days, just casual) and like most I absolutely loved them so when news first hit that they were turning it into a movie I had my apprehensions. Movie adaptations of videogames haven't exactly set the world alight afterall. Although this movie isn't phenomenal, I do think they did a very good job though. I liked the cast and think Milla Jovovich did the best overall, but James Purefoy and Michelle Rodriguez were also above their usual standards. The special effects were good, action free-flowing and although a lot of liberties have been taken, it did stay true to the basics of the Resident Evil world and was structured as a prequel to the game storyline well. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 23, 2013, 04:20:51 PM
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Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)

A pretty good follow up IMO which sees Jill Valentine make her first appearance, played by Sienna Guillory - one of the key characters from the game. Like the first, the action is quite non-stop, the special effects are good and the mix of the action/zombies is done well. The sets look amazing, really capturing a city taken over by a virus well. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 23, 2013, 06:30:03 PM
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Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)

The third was a total turn in setting and one that I really enjoyed. Travelling through the desert in an attempt to reach Alaska, there is again plenty of action to keep you going, especially when they go to Vegas for supplies. One thing I really liked with this one is seeing the armoured cars in convoy as it reminded me of Mad Max. Of course, we get some returning cast members and also the first appearance of new ones such as Claire played by Ali Larter and K-Mart played by Spencer Locke. What can I say, I'm a fan of the series and it's all just good-natured brain-at-the-door fun. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 23, 2013, 09:24:35 PM
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Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)

Milla Jovovich and Ali Larter are back again, this time having made it to Alaska and finding out that the safety from the emergency broadcasts was a lie from the Umbrella Corporation. The zombies have changed slightly - some of them have their faces pull apart before they attack - but the best monster in the film is the axe man. If you're a fan of the previous movies, you'll enjoy this one too. I should note that the 3D was very good also. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 24, 2013, 12:48:54 AM
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Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)

Overview:
The Umbrella Corporation's deadly T-virus continues to ravage the Earth, transforming the global population into legions of the flesh eating Undead. The human race's last and only hope, Alice, awakens in the heart of Umbrella's most clandestine operations facility and unveils more of her mysterious past as she delves further into the complex.

My Thoughts:
I think the Resident Evil movies are quite good fun. Completely brainless, but fun nonetheless. I caught the latest entry today in the cinema in 3D and I have to say, the fun has carried on. Whilst the story itself is mediocre at best, it doesn't stop you being blown away by the lightning pace from start to finish and some fantastic special effects. I'm neither for or against 3D but here it worked very well indeed for the most part and added some real depth, though some of the 3D bits were a bit amiss in the fight scenes. I really enjoyed having Michelle Rodriguez back, and of course Milla and Sienna were both present too. The style has changed for the better IMO, with some nice attempts at giving it a videogame feel at times and the ending has left me wanting more with the awesome cliffhanger. Overall, it was a good laugh, and I enjoyed it. Recommended, but for RE fans ONLY. 3.5/5

Just rewatched this movie and have to say the 3D is just effective on my home cinema as I remember it being at the cinema.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 24, 2013, 12:11:18 PM
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American Pie 2 (2001)

All the cast members return for this one where the guys rent a house for the summer. Like the first, there is some good comradarie between them and some very funny moments, usually involving Jason Biggs and Alyson Hannigan. Cast wise, the only real downside is Chris Klein. He comes across as a nice guy in interviews and the like, but he has the talent of tree (and not even that of a walking one from LOTR). Still, he can't spoil this from being a better than average teen sex comedy. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 24, 2013, 07:00:59 PM
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American Wedding (2003)

For me, this is the worst in the series. Stifler started to get a bit tiresome, the characters hadn't really developed much at all outside of maybe Jim and Michelle and long-running jokes didn;t quite gel so well. However, there are also plenty of positives. There are some very funny crude moments as usual, some embarassing situations and the arrival of Michelle's sister Candice played by January Jones which added some amusing characteristic role reversals between Stifler and Finch. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 24, 2013, 07:05:00 PM
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American Reunion (2012)

Although there have been four films since American Wedding, Reunion brings back the original cast for the first time in nine years and it was just as funny as ever. Jim and Michelle now have a kid, Jim's dad is widowed and other characters are married, TV personalities or still unsure of where life will take them. The cast gel well together, the crude humour is still there but has kind of 'matured' to fit the situations of thirty year olds and we get some new totty in the way of Dania Ramirez, Katrina Bowden and Ali Cobrin. Recommended for fans of the series. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 24, 2013, 10:26:56 PM
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A Liar's Autobiography: The Untrue Story of Monty Python's Graham Chapman (2012)

Hmmm, I'm not the biggest Monty Python fan in the world, but I was hoping I would get more enjoyment out of this one. The basis is that Graham Chapman's audiobook is used with animated sequences from 14 different studios - an interesting idea, but the mish mash just didn't do it for me. Interestingly there is a commentary made from Graham Chapman's interviews so he is back despite being dead since 1989! The 3D was a mixed bag also and how good the 3D was depended massively on the animated style that was being shown. I'll say skip the feature though. 2/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 25, 2013, 05:36:14 PM
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My Soul to Take (2010)

I really enjoyed the opening moments to this movie. It set up a chilling vibe and had some good action/gore. Unfrotunately, it didn't hold true to the whole movie and when we move to the cast of youngsters it feels less tense and more like any standard kill flick. It's as by-the-numbers as you can get and quite frankly I had hoped for more from Wes Craven. 2.5/5
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Post by: Achim on February 26, 2013, 05:15:12 AM
Actually, it is interesting what kind of reputation Wes Craven has, based on his infamous first film, then on The Hills Have Eyes and of course A Nightmare on Elm Street and only once refreshed through the Scream series. Although personally I also quite enjoyed The Serpent and the Rainbow (or so). At this point he has made more movies people (fans...) don't like than what they like.
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Post by: Jimmy on February 26, 2013, 06:02:03 AM
Too bad so many people doesn't know about Angela the Fireworks Woman his second movie... Look nothing like anything he had made before or after, a very sad drama about a forbidden love story between a brother and sister.

It is the first film him and Peter Locke did together before returning to the horror genre with The Hills Have Eyes.

BTW I hope that didn't come as a surprise that they did work in the adult industry. Another one well known producer who got his start in it is Sean Cunningham.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 26, 2013, 09:21:58 PM
Thanks for the recommendation Jimmy. I'm going to look into it tomorrow.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 26, 2013, 09:26:47 PM
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Monsters, Inc. (2001)

It's probably been 10+ years since I last saw Monsters, Inc and I have no idea why  it took me so long to revisit it. The voice casting is excellent (especially John Goodman), the laughs come at a good pace and the story is a lot of fun, and at times quite ingenious. Got to love the restaurant called Harryhausen's - a very nice little nod from Pixar. The 3D added a lot of depth, was of consistently high quality and really added to the movie IMO. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 26, 2013, 09:30:07 PM
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For the Birds (2000)

I've seen this Pixar short several times over the years and it remains to be one of my favourite animated shorts with a very funny pay, if obvious, payoff. Included in 3D on the Monsters, Inc 3D release, the conversion has been done with care and looks great. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 26, 2013, 09:34:08 PM
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Partysaurus Rex (2012)

Rex from Toy Story gets a fun little short which shows him becoming a party king thanks to his ability to turn taps on for the bath toys. In 3D on the Monsters, Inc 3D blu-ray, it uses some rather vivid colours and feels like you're actually in rave with bath toys. :laugh: Unfortunately, even at seven minutes, it felt slightly long though. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 27, 2013, 03:52:29 PM
Rewatched Shark Night 3D:
http://www.dvdcollectorsonline.com/index.php/topic,6328.msg157806/topicseen.html#msg157806
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 27, 2013, 06:05:48 PM
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The Penguin King (2012)

A feature length documentary that looks at the life of a penguin, and how he protects his first born chick in the first year of its life. There are some quite funny moments, but as to be expected with anything David Attenborough touches, it is also very serious and in-depth enough to keep nature enthusiasts interested without being overly in-depth for newcomers or those with a passing interest. The 3D was pretty good for the majority, especially the footage of the skewers and other birds attacking the young. There were some scenes that were obviously filmed from a distance as to not disturb the subjects and these scenes do suffer a little from a lack of depth. Overall, recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 27, 2013, 08:55:55 PM
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Get Him to the Greek (2010)

A spin-off from Forgetting Sarah Marshall starring Russell Brand and Jonah Hill, I found Get Him to the Greek to be slightly disappointing. Although there are some funny moments, they could've played some of the situations a lot better and made them funnier than they were. The supporting cast is what kept me interested really, especially Colm Meaney who was the best here by far. Overrated, but worth a rental or a cheap purchase.  3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 28, 2013, 06:20:09 PM
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Open Season (2006)

I always thought that Open Season was overlooked and kind of got lost in a glut of CGI movies. Sure, it isn't as good as your Pixar or DreamWorks movies, but Sony have done quite a good job here. The animation is sharp, it has quite a few funny moments and it has a fun story. 3D wise, I'm again left surprised my how good conversions can look. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 28, 2013, 06:52:32 PM
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Boog and Elliot's Midnight Bun Run (2006)

In this short (available on the Open Season 3D blu-ray) Boog and Elliot break into a camper van and try to steal some buns to eat without waking up the owner's dog. Nothing much really happens other than that and it doesn't scream out as a great short - just mediocrity to try and advertise Open Season's characters. A generous 2.5/5.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on February 28, 2013, 11:03:23 PM
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Titanic (1997)

I know some hate it, but I'm somebody who has now seen this movie 4-5 times and I think it holds up exceptionally well. The 3 hour+ runtime flies by, the story is well paced with many supporting cast members dealing with the disaster in different and surprising ways, and the special effects wouldn;t look out of place on a $200m budget movie today. This was the first time I watched it in 3D and I have to say the conversion was amazing in every sense of the word. There are no pop-outs here, just exceptional depth that really added to the experience and I would even say worth getting the 3D set-up for. Highly recommended. 5/5
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Post by: Piffi on February 28, 2013, 11:52:24 PM
Thanks for the review of Titanic! I've bought the 3D pack aswell, and been planing to watch it for awhile. But its been hold back, beacuse of the hours' and from what i remember when i first (and only time watched it) when it came out in the theaters. But after what you say, it looks good in 3D. Your first 5/5 movie of the year?
Havent been around here much lately, so i have some catching up to do.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 01, 2013, 12:00:39 AM
I don;t think I've given a 5/5 to a movie that I've not seen previously for quite a while but this is one I thoroughly enjoy. You'll really dig the 3D. The depth really is fantastic and I can't rave about it enough.
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Post by: Piffi on March 01, 2013, 12:29:13 AM
Cool Sam! One quastion only. How was it to watch a 3D movie for 3hrs +, i've watched both Pirates and Harry Potter in 3D, with a long running time. But not as long as Titanic. Did you need any breaks, so you didnt get all loopy? Or was it ok to watch 3hrs + in 3D?  :-[
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 01, 2013, 12:41:09 AM
It's spread between two discs and they picked a good spot for an intermission. I took a 20 minute break at that point.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 01, 2013, 12:54:01 PM
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Men in Black (1997)

Wow - I can't believe MIB is now more than 15 years old as I can vividly remember seeing this in the cinema when I was 14! The special effects have held up very well indeed, I love the added humour (especially in the dialogue over the physical humour) and I think Tommy Lee Jones, Rip Torn and Will Smith all compliment each other really well. Linda Fiorentino has a nice bit part that she won from Barry Sonnenfeld in a game of poker but unfortunately she doesn't return in the sequels. One of the better popcorn movies of the late nineties. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 01, 2013, 03:48:26 PM
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Men in Black 2 (2002)

The sequel is essentially more of the same but doesn't feel as fresh and wasn't quite as well structured. Lara Flynn Boyle does not make the greatest of villains unfortunately although Rosario Dawson cancels that out with a decent performance. Some of the effects are very good, but sometimes the alien that Jonny Knoxville plays doesn't quite reach the same standard as the rest of the effects, especially during the 'heart attack joke in the customs room' segment where Boyle says she wants to learn to become an underwear model. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: Jimmy on March 01, 2013, 05:12:00 PM
I watched for the first time in years MIB II again not so long ago and it sure age badly... The acting, the story and the effects were so bad that I almost gave up without finishing (and I don't even talk about the 10 years old humour style in it).

But the first one is always as fun to watch, but it's because of Tommy Lee Jones because honestly Will Smith is awfully bad as an actor. I've never understand why he was a big name for a while, he isn't funny, he is always in the overacting mode and he is annoying...
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Post by: Mustrum_Ridcully on March 01, 2013, 10:09:18 PM
Strangely for me it was the other way.
I didn't like it at all when originally watched in 2003. Bought the Blu for completeness and was positively surprised how good it was.
But possibly that was only because I expected absolutely nothing and will have some great disappointing moments when re-watching it with significantly higher expectations.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 01, 2013, 10:48:39 PM
I'm almost the same. I rated it lower the first time I watched it but this time I obviously had lower expectations having grabbed it to also complete the series. I had almost forgotten Rosario Dawson was even in it.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 01, 2013, 10:54:29 PM
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Men in Black 3 (2012)

During post-production there was a lot of talk that this was shaping up to be a bit of a disaster and reshoots were ordered to be done so I went into this a little skeptical. However, there is a lot of fun to be had here and the time travel element has been done well, without being confusing and having a nice touching element to it towards the end. Josh Brolin was superb as a younger Tommy Lee Jones and Emma Thompson did well even though she was sort of out of her stereotypical comfort zone. I do think up and comer Alice Eve was underused though. 3D wise, it was quite good. The first time leap looked fantastic and the CGI 3D was great. Sometimes the scenes without special effects lacked a bit of depth but I was overall impressed. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 02, 2013, 11:17:29 AM
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Point Blank (2010)

A friend of mine recommended this one to me, describing it as a French version of Taken, and what a good recommendation it turned out to be. Whilst there isn't quite as much action as far as big set pieces go as Taken, the storyline feels fleshed out more. The cast are all well selected, especially Gérard Lanvin as Werner and the always reliable Roschdy Zem as Sartet. If you enjoyed Taken, I definately recommend a viewing of Point Blank. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 02, 2013, 01:42:05 PM
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District 13 (2004)

Cyril Raffaelli, David Belle and Bibi Naceri became three actors I now look out for thanks to what is one of the most insanely paced movies I have seen. The action is unrelenting and full of a lot of great set pieces and some stunning parkour. The thought of a bad part of a city being walled in with politicians maybe wanting to blow it up is an interesting one, albeit very silly but it fits right in with the action and is stylishly done. It's essentially quite standard fare but the action is amongst the best out there so I highly recommend it as brainless entertainment. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 03, 2013, 12:59:03 AM
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21 Jump Street (2012)

A bit of a surprise hit, this remake of the 80's television show is a lot funnier than it had any right to be. Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum look at ease with each other and the chemistry as friends in the movie is good but the real stars are Ice Cube as the stereotypical angry black captain (and he rants about that stereotype) and James Franco as the drug dealing student. The story is fun, if silly, the set pieces have the right mix of action and comedy, and the pacing is good. Look out for the cameos of the original cast too. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 03, 2013, 11:15:35 AM
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Mr. Untouchable (2007)

This was recommended to me after a viewing of American Gangster. A documentary about Nicky Barnes, an ex-junkie turned drug-lord in 70's Harlem, New York - he gained the nickname Mr. Untouchable from the New York Times who printed his name on their front page after yet another acquittal. He surrounded himself with loyal people and they all became rich by cutting out the middle men in the drug trade and taking from the wholesaler straight to the streets, killing anyone who stood in their way. Eventually, things came unstuck for Barnes and he turned snitch and made a plea bargain where he ended up serving 21 years, whilst many of his cohorts got life without parole and are still in prison today. This documentary does well not to glamourise gang life and also to talk to many people involved, from his former colleagues, to his defence lawyer, and of course Nicky Barnes himself. An interesting story. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 03, 2013, 01:46:31 PM
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District 13: Ultimatum (2009)

Five years on from the events of the first movie and the French government have not done what they promised and clean up District 13. A new plan is to have a government agency kill some cops, dump them in D13 and blame it on D13 inhabitants so that the President will evacuate and destroy the district in order for a certain company to make millions in the rebuild (unbeknownst to the President). Of course Leito gets hold of video footage of really happened and teams up with Damian to save the district and show the truth. Just like the first, the action takes hold over the story but it is so fast-paced and well choreographed you don't really care. If you liked the first, you'll like this. Recommended.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 03, 2013, 03:24:22 PM
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Flakes (2007)

If there was ever a movie that tried to hard to be 'hipster', then Flakes was it. Despite talent on board including Zooey Deschanel and Christopher Lloyd, director Michael Lehmann has managed to make a film where the anti-capitalism message just becomes a bit tiresome and ruins what could've been a good quirky comedy. Deschanel and Lloyd play the only characters who aren't completely unlikeable and at times help the film almost seem watchable, but they can't pull it off on their own. Skip it. 2/5
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Post by: DSig on March 03, 2013, 03:52:27 PM
I just picked up a copy of this from a closing BlockBuster ... glad i got it cheap :)  I'll watch it in the next couple of days and see if we concur
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Post by: Tom on March 03, 2013, 06:20:55 PM
I just picked up a copy of this from a closing BlockBuster ... glad i got it cheap :)  I'll watch it in the next couple of days and see if we concur

I did concur. (http://www.dvdcollectorsonline.com/index.php/topic,2761.msg77548.html#msg77548)
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 03, 2013, 07:38:03 PM
I just picked up a copy of this from a closing BlockBuster ... glad i got it cheap :)  I'll watch it in the next couple of days and see if we concur

I did concur. (http://www.dvdcollectorsonline.com/index.php/topic,2761.msg77548.html#msg77548)

Thanks for the link Tom. I hadn't spotted it!
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 03, 2013, 07:49:17 PM
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Priest (2011)

Yet again, a film in which Paul Bettany fights 'evil' with religious connotations is hounded by critics, giving me low expectations - only for me to enjoy it more than I thought I would (the first was Legion which I reviewed earlier in thread). Bettany, Maggie Q and Karl Urban all do a good enough job, Cam Gigandet unfortunately lacked, but the real surprise in the cast was a small role for Brad Dourif who was great to watch. The story itself is fairly standard, fight choreography is good but nothing new and the special effects what you would expect from a studio movie, making this average overall and worthy of a rental. Those interested in the 3D might be left a little disappointed as depth is minimal and at times feels flat. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 03, 2013, 09:44:10 PM
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Nature Calls (2012)

Johnny Knoxville and Patton Oswalt star as two brothers who've taken different paths in life, so much so that Oswalt kidnaps Knoxville's African son and his friends from a party to go on a scouts camping trip. Although the premise is rather different, it reminded me quite a bit of the (superior but average) Bushwhacked starring Daniel Stern, but, with crude jokes that at times felt wildly out of place. The acting is below average, jokes generally unfunny, and the story feels tired and cliched. Skip this one. 2/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 04, 2013, 02:43:45 AM
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Religulous (2008)

Comedian Bill Maher takes a closer look at the world's religions, interviewing the more wacky followers as well as those with more honest opinions. Funny, endearing and at times even scary as to how warped some people are, this is a documentary well worth viewing unless you're religious and easily offended. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: DSig on March 04, 2013, 04:20:27 AM
Being a Bill Maher fan I found this one interesting.  He is not afraid, like another hero of mine Frank Zappa, to make fun of everything and one including himself.  We are all still at heart apes and sometimes we aren't that far from the tree :)
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 04, 2013, 02:37:40 PM
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Jurassic Park (1993)

Now this one brings me back to my childhood. Some great special effects, a well selected cast, plenty of action and a good storyline - this is probably the best dinosaur movie ever made and has held up rather well. Richard Attenborough essentially makes this one for me. I do have to admit though that I was disappointed with the picture quality on the blu-ray so I hope the forthcoming 3D release gets a completely new transfer. 5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 04, 2013, 06:02:43 PM
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The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)

A lot of people were massively disappointed with this one on release, and I was one of them, but as time goes on I have become more and more forgiving. Julianne Moore does feel a little out of place at times, as does Vince Vaughan but I really enjoy Pete Postlethwaite's performance. The special effects are again very good, but it all feels too similar in parts to JP1 and it's the ending that is my biggest bug bear. Rent it. 3/5 (my rating for this has slowly increased from 2 over the years).
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: DSig on March 04, 2013, 07:42:56 PM
Now see ... you liked <gulp> Dressed to Kill and I liked this one.  I like Julianne Moore very much in this one.  Vince Vaughan also plays a pretty *normal* person (unlike all the sophomoric characters he normally plays).  I tend to seperate one film from the next and enjoy the moment .. unless the moment is Dressed to Kill  ;D
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 04, 2013, 08:40:08 PM
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Jurassic Park 3 (2001)

This is the underrated movie of the series in my opinion and better than The Lost World. Sam Neill is the main character again, Laura Dern makes a small but welcome appearance and the always excellent William H. Macy joins the cast with Tea Leoni. The story is an interesting one, going to the second island to look for Macy's/Leoni's son who went missing during a holiday. Special effects are again very good and the pacing just right, not outstaying its welcome. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 04, 2013, 11:24:13 PM
Watched Paul which I have previously reviewed from a rental:
http://www.dvdcollectorsonline.com/index.php/topic,6328.msg151611/topicseen.html#msg151611
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Post by: DSig on March 04, 2013, 11:52:57 PM
Seen Paul 3 times now, from start to finish, and I think I enjoy it more now than the first time ... it has grown on me.  Have loved everything I see Pegg&Frost films ... of course including Edgar Wright.  (really looking forward to 'Worlds End' and 'Antman'
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 04, 2013, 11:57:28 PM
Yeah, I can't wait for  Worlds End - the final part of the Cornetto trilogy. As a pairing I'd say Paul is the worst thing they've done and yet it's still very very good!
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Post by: Mustrum_Ridcully on March 05, 2013, 12:14:06 AM
Yeah, I can't wait for  Worlds End - the final part of the Cornetto trilogy.

Same here.

It's said they picked "Mint - Choc-Chip" this time. I hoped for "Nut"
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: DSig on March 05, 2013, 02:08:24 AM
Yeah, I can't wait for  Worlds End - the final part of the Cornetto trilogy. As a pairing I'd say Paul is the worst thing they've done and yet it's still very very good!
Really  :o How can that be with quips like Lorenzo Doyle?
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 05, 2013, 03:03:21 AM
Yeah, I can't wait for  Worlds End - the final part of the Cornetto trilogy. As a pairing I'd say Paul is the worst thing they've done and yet it's still very very good!
Really  :o How can that be with quips like Lorenzo Doyle?

Absolutely. Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz are leagues ahead. They are much more consistent with the humour and both are more well-rounded. The TV show Spaced is the same. When Paul is the worst thing you've done as a pairing though, you're doing something right.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 05, 2013, 03:10:56 AM
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Transit (2012)

This one was a pleasant surprise. Jim Cavaziel plays a man just out of jail for real estate fraud and he is taking his family on vacation to try and bring them back closer together. A band of criminals who hijacked $4million put the cash on the luggage rack of the family's car to bypass a police roadblock and then chase the family down by any means possible to try and get the cash back. Transit is by no means anything new, but it has some entertaining set pieces, never bores and has quite an understated cast including Cavaziel, Diora Baird, Harrold Perrineau, James Frain and Elisabeth Röhm. It's enjoyable for what it is even of it never reaches that next level, but if you like this type of thing then I recommend a viewing. A slightly generous 3.5/5 because of the surprisingly strong casting.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 05, 2013, 01:17:23 PM
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I'm Reed Fish (2006)

The debut feature-length movie of Zachary Adler, I'm Reed Fish brings together a great cast including Jay Baruchel, Alexis Bledel and Katey Segal and puts them in a mediocre rom-com which is very light on the comedy. I watched it due to appearances from actresses in tv shows I've loved in the past - AJ Cook from Tru Calling and Shiri Appleby from Roswell - but both actresses are underused which is a shame. I'm Reed Fish wasn't a bad film, it just wasn't very good either and a waste of young talent. Low-end rental. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 05, 2013, 03:45:53 PM
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The King of Fighters (2010)

Before I say anything, I guess I should state that I have absolutely no familiarity with the King of Fighters video games or characters. I picked this movie up as it stars Maggie Q and Francoise Yip, two actresses I generally like. Unfortunately, this film is a bit of a mess. For a movie based on a beat 'em up there isn't enough action and what is there does not make full use of the skills of people like Maggie Q, with fighting scenes poorly choreographed. The pacing was rather slow despite a short run time, the dialogue was laughable and the plot unimaginative and not very well structured. Don't waste your time on this one. 1.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 05, 2013, 06:31:43 PM
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Tucker and Dale vs Evil (2010)

This is the second time I've seen this one and it's an absolute blast. I read one review that stated that it does for slashers, what Shaun of the Dead did for zombie movies and I really couldn't agree more. Tyler Labine is by far the best of the cast members and owns every scene, but Alan Tudyk and Katrina Bowden are also very good. The chemistry between the cast rubs off onto the characters, the script has some very clever and funny moments, there's some great physical comedy and all in all, it's just a fantastic play on the slasher cliches. Highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 05, 2013, 08:51:25 PM
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Dredd (2012)

I originally caught this one in San Diego last year and finally got around to viewing it in 3D. When I first heard Olivia Thirlby had been cast alongside Karl Urban I was certainly left unsure - especially because Thirlby suits the 'hipster' crowd very well with great roles in both Juno and The Wackness. However, she pulls it off here and is a strong character. I also really liked seeing Lena Headey as the villain, Ma-Ma. Special effects are very good, the action non-stop, the story is solid and Pete Travis got the tone just right. It makes Stallone a distant memory. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 06, 2013, 12:04:20 AM
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Dead Heat (1988)

It's been so long since I gave this DVD a spin that I forgot what fun the movie is. Okay, so it doesn't break down any barriers and it is full of cliches, but Joe Piscopo and Treat Williams are a formidable double act and their characters are well enough written that you forget about its small annoyances, chill out and have a laugh. Also, look out for Vincent Price. It's definately not for everyone but if you enjoy movies like The Stuff or CHUD then it is worth adding to your collection. 3.5/5
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Post by: Achim on March 06, 2013, 05:34:35 AM
It's definately not for everyone but if you enjoy movies like The Stuff or CHUD then it is worth adding to your collection. 3.5/5
I saw Dead Heat in the cinema at the Fantasy Film Festival in Germany many years ago. I loved it at fist viewing and have seen it again once or twice since then.

I'll do the reverse and seek out The Stuff and CHUD based on your comparison :D
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 06, 2013, 01:14:49 PM
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The Stuff (1985)

The basic premise of The Stuff is that two old workers find some weird substance bubbling out the ground, taste it and realise it tastes great and is addictive, market it in a similar style to ice cream, and get people hooked. However, it takes over the brains of those who eat it. Starring Michael Moriarty and Andrea Marcovicci, The Stuff is cheesy fun. There's an enjoyable and random plot, some good special effects and a clever punch at consumerism. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 06, 2013, 05:35:12 PM
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Sherlock Holmes (2009)

The first thing that came to my mind when the end credits rolled was just how much screentime Watson gets - he feels like a main character for the first time rather than a 'sidekick' brushed to the side. I'm not generally a fan of Jude Law but he definately made Watson his role and did very well, as did Robert Downey Jr in the lead. Even his English accent was very good - something that always hits me when an American plays a Brit. The sets and locations looked the part, the tone I thought was just right for a Hollywood adaptation and the set pieces and story were enjoyable. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 06, 2013, 08:53:32 PM
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Yogi Bear (2010)

Yogi Bear is one of the poorer family films backed by a major studio that has received a theatrical release in recent years. The CGI isn't as good as similar movies, the story is as formulaic as they come and the cast disappoint. There are some good moments here though, such as the firework display scene. The 3D is very mixed. Generally good, there are a couple of jaw-dropping moments (slow motion flying nachos) but they are almost overshadowed by some scenes that feel very flat. I give the 3D a 3/5 and the film itself a 2/5. Skip it.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 06, 2013, 09:00:42 PM
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Rabid Rider (2010)

This 3D short is included on the Yogi Bear 3D blu-ray and involves Looney Tunes characters Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote. Although it was interesting seeing these characters in 3D it did lack the pizazz of the old shorts. There are one or two funny moments, but they are there to enhance the 3D experience more than the actual short itself. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 06, 2013, 11:51:23 PM
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The Hot Chick (2001)

There are a lot of great films in the body swapping sub-genre so when you're going to enter this market, you best have a new take or a well written script with a good cast. Or... you might just say screw it, hire Rob Schneider knowing he somehow has a lot of fans and rely on them to turn a profit. That's what The Hot Chick did where Schneider is a thief who swaps bodies with a hot cheerleader played by Rachel McAdams. There are one or two light laughs, but the stereotypical humour was very unoriginal and has been done to death so just wasn't funny. Adam Sandler's cameo was poor but I guess he was just repaying a favour (Schneider has small cameos in many of Sandler's films) and I suppose Rachel McAdams and Anna Faris can be forgiven for this blip on their career as the film is from their earlier days. I can't bring myself to any opinion other than to skip it. 1.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 06, 2013, 11:53:59 PM
Ha, just noticed. Rachel McAdams in Sherlock Holmes, Anna Faris in Yogi Bear and then both in this. Strange how the days viewings can be somewhat linked.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 07, 2013, 01:56:21 AM
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Mean Girls 2 (2011)

In 2004, Mean Girls starring Lindsay Lohan came out to surprising success so it was only a matter of time before we got a DTV sequel which, other than a similar storyline, has absolutely nothing to do with the first movie. This one stars Disney alumni Jennifer Stone as a loner who finds out the new girl is only making friends with her because she is being paid to. At the same time, the two girls go up against the 'plastics', the popular girls who are mean to everybody. Unfortunately, although it isn't a poor film, it loses a lot of the charm that the first one had and has just become another non-crude teen high school comedy. The script is standard, the cast vary from poor to average and the laughs just aren't plentiful enough because it has lost the satirical edge that worked so well in the first. Skip it 2/5.

My review of the Mean Girls (2004):
http://www.dvdcollectorsonline.com/index.php/topic,6328.msg151305/topicseen.html#msg151305
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 07, 2013, 12:12:26 PM
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The Interrupters (2011)

This documentary takes a closer look at a Chicago-based group called CeaseFire who are violence interrupters. Made up of ex-convicts including armed robbers, gangbangers and murderers who have turned their own lives around, the interrupters volunteer their time in the most dangerous neighbourhoods in Chicago to try and mediate conflicts before they happen and lower the chances of kids going by the 'get them before they get you' mentality. The documentary shows funerals of kids who have been killed, and how the CeaseFire team members are asked by the families to go to the funerals for support and to make a stand. It's dangerous work though, as we see one of the lead members in tears after a team member is shot trying to mediate an argument in the street (he survived). It's hard to watch at times, but definately essential viewing. Highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 07, 2013, 03:47:25 PM
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Elite Squad (2007)

Elite Squad follows two police officers from Rio de Janeiro who join the elite BOPE squad - an (allegedly) uncorrupt part of the Brazilian police force in which only 4% of people who start the training (based on the UK's SAS) actually make it through. The BOPE are the police that go into the favelas and are often caught up in gun battles with drug dealers and lookouts. The violence, not only from the dealers but from the BOPE themselves, is extreme and shows the darker side of the police in Brazil (the film is based on one cops experiences and caused outrage from Amnesty International) with them using violence to solve violence, but it tells a damaging story in very way. Anyway, it's a very hard film to explain, but this is highly recommended. 4.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 07, 2013, 03:56:05 PM
In the interview with director Jose Padilha, he says that the BOPE department tried to sue him after the movie to get him to remove police brutality until the police governor had them drop the lawsuit because it showed what actually happens. Padilha then says he was threatened by BOPE to tell them which cops helped with the making of the film but he refused to release the names. Interesting stuff. They also got hijacked in the favelas - 4 crew members for two weeks. Sounds like it was a hell of a task.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 07, 2013, 07:12:44 PM
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Elite Squad: The Enemy Within (2010)

The sequel sees Captain Nacimento embroiled in a violent and political dispute between government officials and paramilitaries - with corruption amongst leading politicians and high-ranking police being far more prevelant this time round. Like the first, brutal violence is used throughout in the well choreographed set pieces but it's more about how the corruption at the top can destroy a country from the inside. It takes a different direction to the first movie and feels that little more well-rounded and polished that comes with the extra experience gained by director Jose Padilha since then. I for one class this as essential viewing and I now have a new found interest in Padilha's forthcoming RoboCop remake. 5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 08, 2013, 03:57:03 PM
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Scanners (1981)

Many people first become aware of the movie after they are shown one of the most infamous scenes in cinema, the head explosion, by a friend but Scanners is not an out and out horror as many falsely believe. It focuses on the battle of good and evil between the two groups of Scanners and the lives they lead more than anything and Cronenberg takes an impressive twist in making it so that the Scanners live on the fringes of society and are looked at as having some sort of mental disorder rather than a strong power. Cronenberg does well to relay the tension between the two groups and gives the whole film a rather fitting dark and drab feel.
The casting is a bit of a mixed bag. The best of the bunch is Michael Ironside as the psychotic Revak, a Scanner who is unable to fully control his power with his performance both gripping and sinister. Jennifer O'Neill and Stephen Lack manage to put in good enough showings but I do feel that Lack could've shown more emotion and that O'Neill is overly passive. Still, as a whole, they are sufficient.
Scanners may have some flaws, but there is just the right mix of story and horror, some of the best special effects of its era, a well structured (if sometimes slightly confusing) plot and some surprisingly inventive elements. For horror fans, this is highly recommended - for everybody else, you owe it to yourself to at least give it a go. 4/5

My full review is here:
http://www.dvdcompare.net/review.php?rid=2781

This is released on the 8th April 2013.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 08, 2013, 06:04:55 PM
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Monsterwolf (2010)

Monsterwolf is essentially your typical low-end creature feature made for the Syfy Channel. This one features oil diggers who bring a wolf from the dead on ancient burial grounds and it goes around killing the local townsfolk and the inadequate 'elite team of killers' hired to put a stop to it. Hilariously, this wolf manages to attack a helicopter which almost makes it worthy of a viewing alone but the story is boring, the special effects poor and the cast what you would effect. Not as bad as I expected it to be, but still not worth a rental. Skip it. 2/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 08, 2013, 08:06:30 PM
My Bloody Valentine (2009)
http://www.dvdcollectorsonline.com/index.php/topic,6328.msg157838/topicseen.html#msg157838

Just watched the 3D blu-ray. The 3D adds good depth and has some good pop-outs but nothing great. Worth a look if you're 3D capable.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 08, 2013, 11:11:40 PM
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Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (2010)

It was great timing by Oliver Stone to make a sequel to Wall Street in 2010, just after the start of the current banking crisis. Michael Douglas is back and this time the story is based around his character and that of his daughter's boyfriend, played by Shia LeBeouf. Unfortunately LeBeouf is the biggest problem of this movie. His character isn't believable and his display of emotions aren't as wide as the film requires. Thankfully, Douglas and Carey Mulligan are excellent and if it wasn't for the fact he was a main character you would all but forget about LeBeouf. The main plotline drags a little but all the sideplots are enjoyable and I like the way this one is more about investment banking rather than trading. Overall, it just breaks into recommendation territory despite its flaws. 3.5/5
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Post by: Achim on March 09, 2013, 12:38:32 AM
I have been wanting to see the Elite Squad films for a long time. Unfortunately they only released Enemy Within in the US and the UK release of the first one is region locked :( Is the second one actually independent enough and I could start there, watching part one later when it is released?
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 09, 2013, 12:42:32 AM
You could watch the second without the first but I really (as in definately) wouldn't recommend it because you miss out on quite important character development.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 09, 2013, 12:44:38 AM
The Brazilian release has English subtitles though and is region A.
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Post by: Achim on March 09, 2013, 12:51:50 AM
Thanks. I'll think about it, but am not even sure where I could get Brazilian releases,,,
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 09, 2013, 01:00:30 AM
Thanks. I'll think about it, but am not even sure where I could get Brazilian releases,,,

fnac.co.br or dvdworld.co.br I've used in the past but shipping is very expensive. This seems OOP and cheapest I could find was $50:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/BLU-RAY-TROPA-DE-ELITE-ELITE-SQUAD-SUBTITLE-ENGLISH-SPANISH-REGION-A-/250991663645?pt=US_DVD_HD_DVD_Blu_ray&hash=item3a7044da1d

I'm surprised the seller has sold 17 copies at that price. Hopefully one will be released eventually that is much more suitable.
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Post by: Achim on March 09, 2013, 01:06:13 AM
Yeah, I'd rather get the DVD first and upgrade later instead of spending $50... Which is maybe what I need to do :hmmmm:
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 09, 2013, 02:27:32 PM
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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (2001)

I am not a Harry Potter fan. I tried reading the first book once and got bored quick, and have seen this movie before and although I was entertained, it was overhyped and nothing special. Recently I was give a boxset with the first six films and told to give the series a chance as it gets a lot better once it gets darker so I've agreed to watch one of the films each day until the completion of this set. The first movie does do a good job at introducing the characters, and the more experienced cast here are great (especially Robbie Coltrane) but the kids are quite poor and a bit wooden (though they do change in later non-Potter films that I have seen, especially Emma Watson who turned in a great performance in The Perks of Being a Walflower). Special effects are good, but to be honest, I got a little bored. It was okay, but nothing mind-blowing. 3/5
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Post by: DSig on March 09, 2013, 04:13:13 PM
Hmmm .. that is too bad.  I really enjoy the Harry Potter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Potter_%28film_series%29) film series and books.  The films, unlike the books, did take some time to get going .. but i think that is basically because the kids were all new to it.  Even in the first I think they did very well.  And after all ... they are british :)  Stiff is what they do  :hysterical:

I agree about The Perks of Being a Walflower (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Perks_of_Being_a_Wallflower) but looking at Emma's new trailer (http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/harry-potter-think-emma-watson-goes-wild-bling-235309653.html) she doesn't need acting skill with the films she is now picking :yucky:
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 09, 2013, 05:20:29 PM
I'm looking forward to Bling Ring - Sofia Coppola has done no wrong so far.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 09, 2013, 05:31:19 PM
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Superman: The Movie (1978)

The best thing about Superman: The Movie is that it has a little of everything and something for everybody. There is a good mix of action, fantasy, drama and romance in a story that has several minor subplots that work into the grand scheme of things rather well. Christopher Reeves, Gene Hackman, Ned Beatty et al show that the casting was very well done with almost everyone suiting their characters. The only problems I had with the film, is that the prologue outstays its welcome and that Margot Kidder felt out of her depth. Recommended. 4/5
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Post by: DSig on March 09, 2013, 07:12:07 PM
I really enjoyed this reboot of Superman (well probably not considered reboot).  Richard Donner and the crew did a really good job putting this one together.  And although Superman II (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman_II) was reportedly filmed at the same time, I didn't like the second one as much. 

And III and IV were, to my way of thinking .. bad.  The newer reboot, Superman Return (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman_Returns) wasn't really that bad.  Not oscar material :) but hey ... so few things are.  Not sure about the next one.  I think the real problem is with Superman period.  New good, too clean.  Most people like their heroes flawed.

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Post by: Tom on March 09, 2013, 07:49:32 PM
And although Superman II (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman_II) was reportedly filmed at the same time, I didn't like the second one as much. 

Have you seen the Richard Donner cut of Superman II? With that one you get the idea what Donner had planned with the sequel before most of the scenes were refilmed by Lester. It is really worth a watch.

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And III and IV were, to my way of thinking .. bad.  The newer reboot, Superman Return (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman_Returns) wasn't really that bad.  Not oscar material :) but hey ... so few things are.  Not sure about the next one.  I think the real problem is with Superman period.  New good, too clean.  Most people like their heroes flawed.
Personally I am really excited about the next movie. It has the potential to be really great.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 09, 2013, 10:09:50 PM
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TT3D: Closer to the Edge (2011)

The TT is the world renowned motorcycle racing event held every year on the Isle of Man, England's largest island. Famed for having no speed limit, the race has motorcyclists hitting speeds of over 200mph round the villages and roads of the island and has resulted in over 230 deaths, including three during 2010, when this documentary is set. Mainly following the outspoken, eccentric, say it how it is crowd favourite Guy Martin, it shows his training, his mind and what happens during these two weeks as well as interviews with all the other top riders, marshalls and even widows. All the bikers know the risks, and yet they can't stay away, even after crashing at 170mph where the first thing Guy Martin says after the marshall finds him over a quarter of a mile further than his bike is "don't cut my leathers". It shows the fun, but it is also shows the horrors very well and with respect. An excellent documentary with some good 3D depth in parts (not all of it is in 3D as a lot of archive footage). 4.5/5

btw, amazing that a race over 200 miles can be as close as a few hundredths of a second.

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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 10, 2013, 12:38:06 AM
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Quarantine (2008)

Quarantine is yet another horror remake to hit audiences - one of many over the last ten years, this time of a Spanish movie called [REC]. Unlike many horror remakes though, this is actually better than average thanks to an excellent performance from Jennifer Carpenter, especially when it comes to the point of her getting extremely scared. The special effects on the zombies were what you would expect from the genre/budget range and the script isn't anything spectacular, but Quarantine succeeds in quick scares, a fast pace and some cracking long shots without edits. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 10, 2013, 03:47:37 PM
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

The second film in the series is again directed by Chris Colombus who keeps a similar tone and pace to Philosopher's Stone. This time, Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint all put in better performances, likely because they have grown slightly with the experience and media attention of the first so are more relaxed in their surroundings and the filming process which really shows on-screen. The story is quite strong, but like the first, it just didn't grab me and I never found myself surprised or blown away. It's a slight improvement on the first, but not enough of an improvement to get a higher score, though I am led to believe the third movie, directed by Alfonso Cuaron is where it gets edgier and darker. I'm interested, but not excited by the series so far. Rent it. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 10, 2013, 06:21:44 PM
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Superman II (1980)

In the second movie, Clark Kent agrees that he will sacrifice his superpowers so that he can marry colleague and friend Lois Lane whilst the three supervillains that leave the prison at the end of the first movie come to Earth with the intention of taking it over. The story is good, the special effects better than the first and the characters have developed a bit more making this a thoroughly enjoyable comic book movie. The problem is that you can easily notice the change in tone between parts directed by Richard Donner (who left after clashing with producers) and those directed by Richard Lester. I should note I viewed the theatrical version which is known to be inferior to the Donner cut, and I would still recommend it. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 10, 2013, 08:36:23 PM
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Hotel Transylvania (2012)

Hotel Transylvania is a fun idea for an animated movie. Basically, Count Dracula runs a hotel for monsters, free from the humans they fear after multiple townspeople and pitchfork incidents many years ago. The writers did well to use all the well known monsters including Frankenstein, The Invisible Man and The Mummy and there are some great little jokes towards them (and a dig at Twilight). Unfortunately, it seems like they've cared more for the environments and characters than they have for the storyline though, which is a very basic love story where Count Dracula's daughter falls for a human. Voice casting was good if nothing special. Adam Sandler, Andy Samberg and Selena Gomez are fine in the leads but Sony have gone for promoting certain acts rather than recognised voicers for some of the smaller roles like Cee-Lo Green. The 3D was quite flat in parts and average in others. Fans of the older Universal horrors will find a few things to enjoy here and fans of animated features should also like it. It's flawed, but entertaining enough to just edge a recommendation. 3.5/5
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Post by: dfmorgan on March 10, 2013, 08:37:43 PM

The TT is the world renowned motorcycle racing event held every year on the Isle of Wight, England's largest island.


I guess you're not a fan of the Isle of Man TT races  ;)
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 10, 2013, 08:40:58 PM

The TT is the world renowned motorcycle racing event held every year on the Isle of Wight, England's largest island.


I guess you're not a fan of the Isle of Man TT races  ;)

Oops. :-[
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 10, 2013, 08:46:12 PM
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Goodnight, Mr. Foot (2012)

This animated short (4 minutes) is included on the Hotel Transylvania blu-ray and featurtes Big Foot visiting the hotel for a stay. Director Genndy Tartakovsky has gone for a completely different style of animation compared to his main feature and although it suits the short, the writing really lets it down as not much happens with the housewitch who tries to make his stay a memorable one. Worth a single viewing, but nothing more. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 10, 2013, 11:08:18 PM
Diary of the Dead (2007) which I've reviewed previously:
http://www.dvdcollectorsonline.com/index.php/topic,6328.msg144493/topicseen.html#msg144493

This time, I viewed on blu-ray.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 11, 2013, 12:36:41 PM
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Happy Gilmore (1996)

Sandler is one of the most hit and miss comedy stars out there for me. In some things, he's great (The Wedding Singer, Reign Over Me, Punch-drunk Love) and in others he is unbearable (You Don't Mess with the Zohan) but Happy Gilmore has to rank up there with some of the best sports comedies around. A great supporting cast in Carl Weathers, Christopher McDonald and Julie Bowen, a fun if standard storyline and some completely ludicrous moments like fighting Bob Barker. Turn off your brain and enjoy this for what it is. Recommended. 4/5

btw, I always wondered how pissed off people who worked at driving ranges got because of this movie?  The number of kids doing the 'Happy' swing most of been high.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 11, 2013, 12:41:43 PM
http://www.slashfilm.com/happy-gilmore-swing-ruled-illegal-in-canada/
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 11, 2013, 04:36:44 PM
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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

Film three sees Harry Potter learn a lot about his family and his past and this backstory helps fill some holes from the first couple of movies. Alfonso Cuaron does give it that much needed darker feel, but only just and the special effects are the best of the series so far. Cast wise, Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint and Emma Watson get better with every film. I'm not hooked in yet, but my interest is very steadily increasing in the story. Rent it. 3/5

(Gary Oldman nearly forced a 3.5 and a recommendation, but I just couldn't do it)
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Post by: DSig on March 11, 2013, 07:26:07 PM
Face it .. someday you will break down and put a happy face along side Harry Potter  :)
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 11, 2013, 07:44:29 PM
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Superman III (1983)

Believe it or not, but Superman III was the first in the series in which Christopher Reeves actually got top billing - a shame really as it is when the series begins to fall apart. The plot is more comical than the previous entries and that is pushed along by co-star Richard Pryor and there is unfortunately a less solid storyline because of it. We get a new villain but he has the same traits as Lex Luthor and it just feels a bit tired overall. It's not a complete waste of time though - there are some great set designs and action sequences and Annette O'Toole as Lana Lang was a good bit of casting. Rent it. 2.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 11, 2013, 09:36:08 PM
A rewatch of Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist already reviewed here:
http://www.dvdcollectorsonline.com/index.php/topic,6328.msg148118/topicseen.html#msg148118

This time I viewed the blu.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 12, 2013, 01:41:16 AM
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Cane Toads: The Conquest (2010)

This feature length documentary shows how man can really shoot themselves in the foot. It tells us about the battle between Australia and the cane toad, an animal that the country imported in an attempt to rid the cane beetles. Unfortunately, they breed. A lot. Because of this, they have quickly made their way across the country and we are told about different viewpoints, from those who spend their days killing the animals (spear, gassing, car), those who are studying them, and those who are trying to save them to some degree. It's made up of a couple of reconstructions around lots of interviews, and although this is interesting, there isn't enough footage of the cane toads or enough details as to the effect they are having on Australias ecology. The 3D was good throughout with great depth so it's worth a cheap purchase for the 3D if you're a nature documentary fan, but don't expect anything near BBC standards. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 12, 2013, 01:49:32 AM
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Survival of the Dead (2009)

This one didn't really resonate well with Romero fans at all, and although it's far from the standards of other movies in the series, I'm not sure why it is hated as much as it is. The first thing that I liked here is how it is tied in to Diary of the Dead, albeit very slight, by having the film revolve around the National Guard soldiers that robbed the students of everything they had in their caravan (apart from the weapons). I also like the idea of showing people getting to an island and the problems that itself can bring. On the downside, it feels a bit more rushed, with poor CGI and poor comedic elements. I can agree it is the worst of Romero's zombie films, but it is still worth a viewing. 2.5/5-3/5 (can't quite decide).
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 12, 2013, 03:29:28 PM
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)

Film four of the Harry Potter series, and this time Harry finds himself selected as an underaged competitor in a dangerous multi-wizardary school competition. This one is the best in the series thus far in my opinion. I really enjoyed the design and introductions of the dragons, as well as their unpredictablility and I loved the imagery of the Quidditch World Cup. The actors are now starting to really come into their own and as usual, the supporting cast is full of some great British talent. My first Potter recommendation. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 12, 2013, 05:21:38 PM
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Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)

In the final Christopher Reeves Superman movie, he must fight Lex Luthor's villainous Nuclear Man as he fights for a nuclear disarmamant. To be honest, this film is lacking in more ways than one, a shame when you take into account that Reeves is such a good Superman. The story is unmemorable and although a man flying about with super powers is the definition of silly, when he can move the moon, it just takes the suspension of belief too far. I didn't think the effects were as good as 2 and 3 and the dialogue was poor compared to all the previous outings. It's worth owning for completists and hardcore comic fans, but everyone else should just skip it. 2/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 12, 2013, 08:13:01 PM
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Despicable Me (2010)

Universal hadn't really made much of a splash in the very lucrative CGI market but Despicable Me put them on the genre map, so much a success that Despicable me 2 is out soon. With a good voice cast including Steve Carell, Jason Segal and Kristen Wiig, it follows a villain intent on stealing the moon who changes his ways after adopting three young girls. The storyline is rather obvious from the get-go but it's a fun journey getting there. There is plenty of slapstick style comedy as well as some funny dialogue and as to be expected, it delivers a 'moral' for the kids, this time about acceptance. It's not up to the standards of the best Pixar films, but it is certainly a step in the right direction for Universal. The 3D was pretty good with depth throughout and some great popouts. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 12, 2013, 08:28:51 PM
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Home Makeover (2010)

This short is included on the Despicable Me blu-ray and has the three kids and the minions attempt to get the house in order for a visit from the social worker so that they don't get sent back to the orphanage. It's not a great or a bad short but is low on humour although I did get a little chuckle from the payoff. Worth a watch. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 12, 2013, 08:35:48 PM
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Orientation Day (2010)

Orientation Day is a short included on the Despicable me blu-ray and shows three minions as they undergo a work induction before starting for Gru Empires. This is quite a clever little film and the actual induction video is where all the fun is. A couple of good laughs can be found here, especially if you've ever undergone a stupid induction day. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 12, 2013, 08:42:00 PM
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Banana (2010)

This is the final short of the "Minion Mayhem" films on the Despicable Me blu-ray and I thought it was at the same standards as Home Makeover. This is basically four minutes of Minions fighting over a banana starting with just a couple of them, and then more and more minions join as the short progresses. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 13, 2013, 12:03:19 AM
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Elfie Hopkins (2012)

Unfortunately, Elfie Hopkins is a very mixed bag. The first problem is that it just can't decide what type of film it wants to be. The first hour or so is very much a murder mystery with some noir qualities, whilst the final half hour is firmly in the horror genre with several gory scenes and a couple of jumps. On their own, both parts of the film have some fitting scenes and are at times quite good, but they have been merged together with haste and because of that it suffers from tonal problems and a slight lack of direction.

The next problem is unfortunately our star, Jaime Winstone. I've enjoyed her in minor roles I've seen her in, such as Kidulthood, and I thought she was one of the better elements in Donkey Punch, but here she is very one-dimensional and just grunts her way through the movie without changing emotion either through her face, or through facial expressions. Although the film is set in a village in Wales, accents (or lack of) are all over the place from all cast members. Jaime's poor acting here is made all the more obvious by a great cameo appearance by her own dad (twice).

Now all is not lost. When the film first starts you are treated to a really nice monochrome tint to the proceedings and I loved the colours used to make it feel like a mystery film of yesteryear. This of course changes when it ramps up into horror, but was still impressive none-the-less and really suited the atmosphere and story during that first hour. The horror elements were also well utilised at times with some good gore and it leaves one wondering if the six seconds that were cut to gain a 15 rating (an uncut 18 was available) may have added even more to the horror elements or the genre cross-over.

Elfie Hopkins has some good ideas and was obviously filmed with the possibility of a franchise in mind, and I do think if they had ignored the horror element, this would've been better. As it is, I can't find myself recommending this to anybody though. A disappointment.

2/5

Full review:
http://www.dvdcompare.net/review.php?rid=2782
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 13, 2013, 12:05:19 AM
Little Munchkin (2011)

This short is included on the Elfie Hopkins blu-ray. Directed by Ryan Andrews and is about a husband and wife who visit an orphanage to adopt a child. The problem is, they want a child who is 'unique', so adopt Margaret and immediately leave her with a babysitter, Mr. Sumner. They play a game of hide-and-seek and he realises that she isn't quite normal. Worth a viewing and much better than the main feature, but nothing outstanding. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 13, 2013, 12:50:56 PM
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Scanners II: The New Order (1991)

Scanners II takes the series in quite a different direction. The storyline itself has quite a number of good ideas, the best being to influence an inexperienced Scanner (David) who has only just realised exactly what he is, into finding a man who killed some kids after poisoning milk, making him think he is going to be doing good under the command and help of John Forrester. It isn't until David scans Forrester that he realises he is being used to help Forrester attempt to control the city by using Scanners. I also really liked the idea that Scanners that were unable to control their minds and abilities had become addicted to a drug given to them by Forrester, who uses the junkies needs to control them. Unfortunately though, the dialogue and the structure doesn't necessarily put these ideas into action in the best way. It sometimes feels a little lazy and becomes a little generic when it could've been something quite fresh, despite the original.

The cast is a mixed bag. I enjoyed the performances of David Hewlitt, Yvan Ponton, Isabella Mejias and Deborah Raffin, but these good showings were sometimes brushed aside by some hammy, amateur dramatics, especially by Raoul Trujillo who plays Peter Drak. The mind control battles can be of varying qualities also. Some of the characters who are being controlled look the part. Scared, panicky and out-of-control. Others however, look as though they are battling, well... constipation.

Effects and set-pieces aren't always up to the standard of Scanners, but the convenience store armed robbery scene is among the strongest in the film and includes the strongest stunt work of this sequel.

Scanners II: The New Order isn't a bad film. The sequel is seperated from the first movie in several ways and stands on it's own two feet, whilst maintaining some similarities. It has some great ideas, but unfortunately they are not realised to their full potential.



Full review:
http://www.dvdcompare.net/review.php?rid=2783
Released April 8th 2013.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 13, 2013, 03:57:40 PM
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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)

Film five, and this time Harry and Dumbledore are struggling to get people to believe them that Voldemort is back. Although the shortest of the movies so far at 138 minutes, I did find it to be the most drawn out. Although pacing is faster than previous films, it is at the expense of the storyline at times and that makes it feel longer - the adverse affect. Cast wise, I really liked Imelda Staunton here and Gary Oldman is again the strongest of all. I haveno doubt inmy mind that the majority will love it, but the pacing issues make it a recommendation for a rental from me. 3/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 13, 2013, 07:05:10 PM
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Superman Returns (2006)

In my opinion, I think the critical hatred this seemed to get upon release was rather harsh. I agree with the majority in that Brandon Routh was a poor decision for the Man of Steel but Kevin Spacey made a great Lex Luthor and I thought Kate Bosworth was okay as Lois Lane. I also like the way that Bryan Singer tried to keep it in line with Richard Donner's vision rather than completely re-imagine Superman. The film is about 30 minutes too long and could have easily been edited down, but overall, I like it. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: Jimmy on March 13, 2013, 08:22:36 PM
This one is a cure for insomia for me... everytime I've tried to watch my DVD I felt asleep very fast ;D
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 13, 2013, 10:44:57 PM
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Scanners 3: The Takeover (1992)

So did Scanners III deserve all the poor reviews it received on release? I'm going to say not quite, as like the second, it introduces some great ideas, even if they are flawed. I really like the idea of two siblings battling it out as a good scanner versus an evil scanner and I also thought having the female be the villain rather than the male was a nice little touch. A couple of good additions to the plot was the continuance of the EPH drugs scheme and that society still doesn't fully know about the Scanners existence as shown by the party scene at the beginning.

The cast is the poorest of the franchise. Although Liliana Komorowska, Valérie Valois and Steve Parrish are just about passable as the lead characters, the supporting cast seems to be made up of people who 'think' they can act and end up overdoing their lines and their expressions, but that isn't the biggest problem here. Scanners III had no less than three writers, moving the film from Thailand to America in a heartbeat, changing the tone from off-kilter humour to horror and, at times, even making a very straightforward plot seem confusing. I have to say though, whoever wrote in the revolving door death should be commended as that was the best scene in the film.

Now to get to what is almost the saving grace of Scanners III. Scanners can now control the minds of many by way of television as we find out when a non-descript sporting event is interrupted by our villain. This opened up the possibilities of how stronger Scanners could take power, but I ended up thinking what would happen when people stop watching television? Are they still under mind control or do they just go about their day as normal? After all, a Scanner can't spend the rest of eternity keeping people glued to the screen. They have to rest some time. So many questions, yet not enough answers, but the strongest idea here.

Flawed, poorly acted and yet forgiveable so. Scanners III is a bad film, but it is watchable, especially for those who enjoyed the previous movies.

2.5/5


My full review:
http://www.dvdcompare.net/review.php?rid=2784
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Post by: Jimmy on March 13, 2013, 10:58:34 PM
The cast is the poorest of the franchise. Although Liliana Komorowska, Valérie Valois and Steve Parrish are just about passable as the lead characters
Sorry but you are wrong... Valerie Valois is a great actress (acting in a different language isn't an easy thing to do) and she was at the beginning of her career. Also Daniel Pilon is an accomplished French Canadian actor who had worked for years in many US soap and was never out of work here before he did decide to take less works because of his age (he had never disowned his French Canadian roots contrary to some other getting very small success in France).

But you are right on one point : Steve Parrish is a poor lead actor but he was better than Stephen Lack in the original...
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 16, 2013, 12:02:17 AM
Willow (1988)

A great film and the technical aspects of the disc are very good indeed. Possibly the best catalogue title transfer I've seen. I didn't review the film secton, but I did review the technical specs and extras which you can read here:
http://www.dvdcompare.net/review.php?rid=2785
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Post by: DSig on March 16, 2013, 12:57:46 AM
Willow was a very fun watch.  Great when it first came out and fun ever since
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Post by: Achim on March 16, 2013, 04:34:18 AM
I watched Willow at the cinema and once or twice since. It's indeed a fun movie, elevated my the epic James Horner score. Even though the review correctly complains about the lack of carrying over some of the older special features, I should place it relatively high on my wish list.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 16, 2013, 12:30:13 PM
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I Didn't Come Here to Die (2010)

Unfortunately, I Didn't Come Here to Die is too flawed to gain the word-of-mouth success it had hoped for and that starts with the casting. Made up of complete unknowns who have mainly had very small or uncredited roles, the most experienced actor is Niko Red Star who has primarily been in similar low-budget horrors, and yet the best cast member by far is Madi Goff who plays political student Miranda - but she has the smallest (but best) role. Although the casting is certainly above the standards of many micro-budget horrors I have seen in the past, it still falls short of the bar.

The next main problem is the storyline. Although the film relies on the clever idea of one unfortunate event spiralling into a series of calamitous developments, there is no hard plot for the viewer to follow. It's essentially a bunch of young adults going into the woods and seing who comes out alive at the end of 76 minutes. Saying that, the way the film is structured is good and definately alleviates the immediate need for something a little more solid.

The main things for horror fans though, are atmosphere, tension, and good old fashioned blood and guts. First-time feature-length director Bradley Scott Sullivan manages to build the tension quite quickly and catches the viewer off guard on several occassions. He doesn't hang about in getting things moving quickly and this is a good point for this film as the quicker we get to the action and horror, the quicker we forget about the flaws I previously mentioned. The gore is well done and some of the visual effects are great. There are a couple of stomach-churning moments and although the movie does have many cliches, it leads up to one of the better and most unexpected explosive endings I've seen in horror for some time, making this worthy of any horror fans collection if you can get it cheap, despite the rest of the feature being a mixed bag.


My full review is here:
http://www.dvdcompare.net/review.php?rid=2786
Released 15th April 2013.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 16, 2013, 03:25:41 PM
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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)

As I come to the end of the boxset I was given, I think this is my favourite of the franchise so far. I think the dialogue was the sharpest yet, especially the added moments of humour and I also liked the fact they didn't feel they had to end the film on a good ending and have opted to really set-up the two-part finale which I think I'll buy once it's cheap. Recommended. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 16, 2013, 05:39:55 PM
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Never Back Down (2008)

This is one of the best MMA movies around in my opinion. It stars Amber Heard and Sean Faris in a film that has an enjoyable storyline, some cracking fight scenes, and likeable characters. It manages to avoid "some" of the general cliches usually attached to this type of movie and thanks to that and a strong cast is certainly worth a look. Recommended. 4/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 16, 2013, 08:43:22 PM
Watched The Amazing Spider-Man again. My review:
http://www.dvdcollectorsonline.com/index.php/topic,6328.msg159438/topicseen.html#msg159438

This time, viewing was in 3D and I enjoyed this even more the second time round. I'm giving it a bump to a 4.5/5.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 17, 2013, 01:07:04 AM
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Avengers Assemble (2012)

Joss Whedon had a lot on his hands here. Whilst the other Marvel movies have to please fans of a single superhero, Avengers Assemble had to please the fans of many, staying true to both the characters and the Avengers group. What can I say? He smashed it. The casting is perfect, the special effects absolutely stunning and the plot a lot of fun and never lacking in pace, despite the long runtime. The 3D was also very good. They didn;t have much in the way of popouts, but depth was excellent, especially in the final battle. Highly recommended and I can't wait for the next wave of Marvel movies. 5/5
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Post by: DSig on March 17, 2013, 03:31:19 AM
And not only did he direct it but he wrote it.  He did have help with the story from Zak Penn (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zak_Penn) (who has some pretty good writing credits to his name) but Joss wrote it.

I think it is the humor, distinct for all the characters, that this film has that really made it.  Each character is so personal/complete.  "Puny God" .. still makes me laugh.  or "Hulk Smash!".  It had to be said. :)
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 17, 2013, 10:39:42 AM
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Jackass: The Movie (2002)

The basis for Jackass: The Movie is essentially an extended version of the television show. Ryan Dunn sticks a toy car about his arse, papercuts to the mouth, an air horn at the golf course and hiring a car and entering it into a demolition derby are just some of the delights here. If you hated the TV show, you'll hate this, if you liked the TV show, you'll like the movie. Simple as that. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 17, 2013, 10:45:49 AM
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Holy Rollers: The True Story of the Card Counting Christians (2011)

This documentary looks at one of the best card counting teams operating in America; The Church Team. It shows different members of the team as they go through card school and then shows them card counting in casinos (and very quickly being asked to leave). It takes anywhere from 10-30 minutes before they are 'made' in casinos, but as card counting isn't illegal they get to keep their winnings. As a team, they win roughly $1.5million a year and work an average of 40 hours per month - not a bad little earner. I have to say, I liked the way the documentary also interviewed the casino pit bosses and table managers to give another side to the story. Interesting, but not as in-depth as I would like, I'd still recommend a viewing. 3.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 17, 2013, 08:43:17 PM
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10,000 BC (2008)

The special effects are very good in 10,000 BC but unfortunately that's the only thing that is. Storyline? Crap. Acting? Crap. Dialogue? Crap. Overall: Crap but the special effects did garner a little enjoyment. Skip it. 1.5/5
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 17, 2013, 08:49:45 PM
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Sex and the City: The Movie (2008)
Sex and the City 2: The Movie (2010)

I decided to buy both films as I had 'adopted' a copy the full TV show and the completist in me hit them up on the low price. The first movie follows up from the show reasonably well, although the flaws do follow over; the second movie however was horrible. Want to know how to get terrorists to speak? Replay the Liza Minelli wedding scene repeatedly until they talk because it won't take long. A generous 2.5/5 for the first movie, a 1/5 for the second.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Mustrum_Ridcully on March 18, 2013, 01:13:49 AM
A generous 2.5/5 for the first movie, a 1/5 for the second.

Wow,
I would have avoided these anyhow.
And now I even know why.

Thanks!
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Dragonfire on March 18, 2013, 03:27:30 AM
I saw both of the movies once they turned up on HBO...  I'm still not sure why I bothered.  But it was fun to rip them apart in reviews for Epinions.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 18, 2013, 10:54:16 AM
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Coco Before Chanel (2009)

Audrey Tautou stars as legendary fashion designer Coco Chanel in this biopic which starts with her as an orphan and ends with her at a fashion show. The story is good, but is structured in too much of a formulaic way and the dialogue is standard fare. The strong point of Coco Before Chanel that makes it worth viewing, is the strong performances from the cast. Tautou makes Chanel uptight and distant, but does it so well. Recommended. 3.5/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 18, 2013, 11:02:02 AM
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Strictly Background (2007)

I caught this documentary on Netflix and it was a surprisingly good look at the life of a forgotten and important part of movie-making - the legion of extras who make up crowds of people in a subway, mourners, zombies and anything else you can think of. The ten followed here have been in plenty of major features, a lot of the time for a brief second, but this looks as their day to day routines. Work is scarce because there are over 50000 extras registered in LA alone, and pay is low ($54 a day for non-SAG, 98% of the work) but most of this odd bunch have no desires to hit it big and just love being an extra and the experience of being on set. Recommended. 3.5/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 18, 2013, 01:11:05 PM
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Johnny English (2003)

I've seen this movie once before and looking at my notes I gave it a 2.5/5. I must've been in a bad mood that day or not paying enough attention because I enjoyed it much more this time round. There are some great quips like "the only thing the French should be hosting, is an invasion", some fun set pieces and several laugh out loud moments. Natalie Imbruglia, Rowan Atkinson and Ben Miller are great as the good guys and John Malovich makes an amusing French villain. Recommended. 3.5/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 18, 2013, 03:20:20 PM
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Johnny English Reborn (2011)

Eight years after the first film, a sequel finally hit the big screens. It's essentially more of the same but apart from Rowan Atkinson, hardly any recurring characters. This time, experienced but relatively unknown Daniel Kaluuya impresses as Agent Tucker and Gillian Anderson does a surprisingly good English accent as the new head of MI7, Pamela. We also have Dominic West and Rosamund Pike rounding out the main cast members who also captured the light tone well. If you enjoy spy spoofs, then this sequel will keep you happy. Recommended. 3.5/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 18, 2013, 05:49:54 PM
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Another Stakeout (1993)

Richard Dreyfuss and Emilio Estevez make a good pairing in this buddy cop sequel that adds Rosie O'Donnell to the cast. They are looking for a witness who escaped a safe house that was blown up by staking out the house she is believed to be hiding in. Although this is an enjoyable movie it does suffer a little from pacing issues during the mid-section but it's worth a watch. 3/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: DSig on March 18, 2013, 07:00:02 PM
Yeah ... this is a good fun movie.  I like Rosie O'Donnell in this too.  I know she can be a polarizing figure ... but here just good fun.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 18, 2013, 07:57:42 PM
Yeah ... this is a good fun movie.  I like Rosie O'Donnell in this too.  I know she can be a polarizing figure ... but here just good fun.

I don't mind here and thought she suited this movie alright. Not great, but certainly acceptable.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 18, 2013, 08:03:57 PM
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Chain Letter (2010)

Oh boy. This horror was based around quite a good idea. Basically teens at a school who don't forward a chain e-mail start getting killed. Unfortunately, the way it has been brought to screen makes little sense and it's as cliched as you could possibly think for a teen horror. Although the cast are passable and include Nikki Reed, Keith David and Brad Dourif, I disliked every single character, whether I was supposed to or not. The gore is okay but there isn't much in the way of horror scenes, though this could be because the UK blu-ray I have is the R-Rated version and not the Unrated version. Saying that, the difference in runtime is only a single minute so I doubt it would've made this any better. Also annoyingly, the transfer was 1080i and not 1080p (though still of highish quality). Skip it. 1.5/5

I added a comparison of this movie to www.dvdcompare.net so if someone is unlucky enough to consider buying it blind like me, at least they will know this release isn't very good.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 18, 2013, 11:20:10 PM
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Burke and Hare (2010)

John Landis has managed to get one of the greatest British comedy cast ensembles in quite some time. Everyone from Simon Pegg to Ronnie Corbett is included here, and we even get some great cameos from people like Harry Harryhausen. Despite this, the film is only average really. There are a few laughs but I hoped for more, especially being a fan of dark humour. The accents feel quite far off also, especially Isla Fisher. Still, it is a fun little romp despite its problems and it never outstays the 90 minute runtime. Rent it. 3/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 28, 2013, 05:05:48 PM
I've been a bit busy lately with work and Rewind so here are some links to a few reviews I have done recently:

The King of Pigs (2011) R2 UK DVD from Terracotta
http://www.dvdcompare.net/review.php?rid=2807

Girlfriend in a Coma (2012) R2 UK DVD from Springshot
http://www.dvdcompare.net/review.php?rid=2808

It's Complicated (2009) UK Blu-ray from Universal
http://www.dvdcompare.net/review.php?rid=2809

The Long Riders (1980) UK Blu-ray from Second Sight
http://www.dvdcompare.net/review.php?rid=2811

Trevor's World of Sport: The Complete Series (2003) R2 UK DVD from Acorn Media
http://www.dvdcompare.net/review.php?rid=2812

The Fifth Element (1997) UK Blu-ray from Pathe
http://www.dvdcompare.net/review.php?rid=2813
This one talks about the different blu-ray transfers out there.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 28, 2013, 09:01:19 PM
The Resident (2011) UK Blu-ray from Icon Home Entertainment
http://www.dvdcompare.net/review.php?rid=2814
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on April 29, 2013, 07:29:28 PM
Bedtime: The Complete Series (2001-2003) R2 UK from Acorn Media
http://www.dvdcompare.net/review.php?rid=2815

Lourdes (2009) UK Blu-ray from Artificial Eye
http://www.dvdcompare.net/review.php?rid=2816
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on May 01, 2013, 01:07:44 AM
The Golden Compass (2007) UK Blu-ray from Entertainment in Video:
http://www.dvdcompare.net/review.php?rid=2818

Dark Tide (2012) UK Blu-ray from Revolver Entertainment:
http://www.dvdcompare.net/review.php?rid=2817
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 04, 2013, 04:56:30 PM
A little catch-up here from the last week... I'm totally out of the loop on here right now, and I'll also get to the quiz again eventually.

South of the Border (2010)
Documentary that shows how overly right-wing US media is in regards to South America, whilst being overly-left in its aproach. It brings up some interesting points and there are some great interviews, but it's a very one-sided feature. 2.5/5

Spring Breakers (2012)
Yes, it's a totally visceral viewing experience, and yes, I did enjoy it to some degree, but the repeating dialogue started to annoy me by the end and I honestly don't think this would've gotten so much praise had it not been for some clever casting of ex-Disney actresses in roles that are far more risque than what they are known for. I hoped for better, but was still happy to see it. 3/5

Mugabe and the White African (2009)
The Campbell family share their incredible ups and downs as they try to keep their farm from being unfairly taken from them by the Zimbabwean government. We see the family members, friends and workers beaten and threatened as their court case in the International Court is postponed numerous times. At times, a very distressing doucmentary, but one every person should see once to see just how racist and unforgiveable Mugabe really is. 4.5/5

Warm Bodies (2013)
This probably won't satisfy the hardcore zombie fans looking for an all out horror movie, but this was an interesting and enjoyable take on the genre. Loved the opening five minute inner-dialogue of main zombie R, played by Nicholas Hault, and although it was sometimes a little uneven, the strong cast lift it up above average. John Malkovich and Rob Corddry were great in their supporting roles. 3.5/5

Olympus Has Fallen (2013)
I didn't come into this film wanting a deep social/political commentary, or wanting to think, and I left happy. Gerard Butler isn't perhaps the best action star, and I preferred him in Law Abiding Citizen, but he still works within the contents of this brainless popcorn actioner that is suprisingly violent. To be honest, this is everything that Die Hard 5 should have been. 3.5/5

Fire in the Night: The Piper Alpha Disaster (2013)
Great documentary that provides many accounts of survivors and rescue workers of that fateful day. There are many heartwrenching interviews and a good mix of archive footage, reconstructions and interviews. Could've been improved upon by perhaps spending more time on the events that caused the disaster and it would've also been nice to get some more depth on how this changed the health and safety requirements for the rigs, but it's certainly worth tracking down and viewing. 4/5

Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008)
Brendan Fraser uses his vocabulary skills to do his best impression of Brian Blessed by shouting EVERY WORD OF DIALOGUE, probably in an attempt to take away from the often poor looking CGI. Still, all is not lost and there is some meaningless fun to be had. Josh Hutcherson is okay, but the casting of Anita Breim was a pleasant surprise. It was never going to win any awards, but will entertain its target audience. 2.5/5

Monsters vs Aliens (2009)
DreamWorks Animation never get the same praise that Pixar do for their efforts (and rightly so) but that hasn't stopped them from producing some damn good movies. Unfortunately, whilst Monsters vs Aliens is fun, it isn't great. It might have plenty of charm, but it's missing soul and is overly predictable - though I do believe the voice cast has been unfairly criticised. It's not a bad way to waste 90 minutes, but DreamWorks are certainly capable of better. 3/5

Black Swan (2010)
A lot of praise has been given to this film since it's cinema release, mostly for the performances of Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis. This praise certainly isn't unwarranted but it has unfortunately meant two other great performances, by Barbara Hershey and Vincent Cassel, have been pushed aside and not talked about as much. Well, they are just as good as Portman and Kunis in my opinion and deserve a little recognition. The story itself is one where horror sneaks in fantastically well as Nina becomes more and more insane, right through to the excellent climax. Aronofsky's visuals help add to the atmospheric terror and the build-up is perfectly paced. Overall, this film is worth all the praise it received. Highly recommended. 5/5

Black Swan: Metamorphosis (2011)
This is a documentary that takes a look at the making of Aronofsky's 2010 movie, Black Swan. At a reasonable 48 minutes in length, there is a surprising amount of depth to this, with interviews with various members of the cast and crew and plenty of behind the scenes footage. Worth a watch, especially for fans of the film or those interested in the technical aspects of filmmaking.

Big Boys Gone Bananas!* (2012)
This is a follow-up to the documentary "Bananas!*" which showed what was happening at the Dole banana plantation in Nicaragua including the use of an illegal pesticide and a court case against them from workers. What most don't know, is that Dole blocked the film in the USA and tried to smear it at all costs around the world. This film looks at the David and Goliath fight between a small Swedish film company and a large US multi-national and what happened in the aftermath of the first film. Fascinating, but ultimately one-sided, it's worth a watch, especially if you've seen "Bananas!*". 3.5/5

Little White Lies (2010)
When a film is over two hours long (154 minutes in this case), then it has to try twice as hard to keep the attention of the viewer. This long runtime almost stops Little White Lies in its tracks, but for those who can get past the sometimes dull middle, the ending is more than satisfying thanks to a superb cast. 3.5/5

Unearthed (2007)
Low budget monster movie which has hilariously bad CGI, but some gore that wasn't bad. There are a couple of known names in the cast including Luke Goss and Emmanuelle Vaugier, but there are no good performances here. There are better films from the "After Dark Horrorfest" range out there, so I suggest skipping this poor effort. 1.5/5

Barbershop (2002)
Forget about the shoddy ATM sideplot that happens to bring the storyline full circle, and enjoy the comraderie in the barber shop between those who work there and the local customers. Funny, but not laugh out loud, Barbershop is worth a watch and has held up reasonably well. 3/5

Barbershop 2: Back in Business (2004)
More of the same but this time the dialogue isn't quite as sharp. Cedric the Entertainer is generally someone I find very hard to watch, yet in both Barbershop films he is unarguably the best character. Most of the original cast return, and Queen Latifah joins the cast with her beauty shop (which itself was a movie) but the additional of Kenan Thompson leaves a lot to be desired. Rent it if you enjoyed the first one. 2.5/5

Beauty Shop (2005)
A spin-off if you were of the Ice Cube starring Barbershop, Beauty Shop is essentially quite similar but aimed more at a female audience. Despite this, I found there was still some enjoyment here and thought Queen Latifah, Alicia Silverstone, Andie McDowell and Mena Suvari all did well in their roles. However, it was Kevin Bacon's character that really made this watchable for me. Rent it. 2.5/5

The White Ribbon (2009)
Hauntingly brilliant, the loose ending works in the films favour. Haneke continues to impress as a varied and skilled director and the tone he has found here is perfectly appropriate for the story. The casting is exceptional to boot. 4.5/5

Hancock (2008)
Among my friends, I seem to be the only one that enjoyed this movie. Will Smith and Charlize Theron are both very good, but Jason Bateman gives an underrated performance as usual. There's some great special effects, some cracking (if generic) action sequences and some good humour, as well as a half decent plotline to string it together. 3.5/5

Knocked Up (2007)
I really enjoy Apatow's improv style of comedy, allowing the various cast members to really come up some with laugh out loud dialogue. Because some cast members have worked together in similar situations before (Rudd and Rogen in The 40-Year Old Virgin), they riff off each other particularly well. Surprised Heigl got the female lead as she isn't the type you would normally find outside of your standard rom-com, but her casting also paid off. 4/5

Then She Found Me (2007)
Although sometimes overly melodramatic, Then She Found Me is a good effort by Helen Hunt for a feature length directorial debut. The cast range from above average (Colin Firth) to horribly annoying (Bette Midler) and the dialogue is uncomplicated and straightforward, but it's a solid enough movie to warrant a rental or a cheap purchase. 3/5

In Old Chicago (1938)
Well, this was a disappointment. Nominated for best picture at the Academy Awards, In Old Chicago was the most expensive movie ever made at the time. Whilst the final twenty minutes revolving around the fire are very well shot and enjoyable, everything leading up to this moment was so boring I had kind of lost interest. I watched the theatrical version which did feel as though it had been poorly edited - something which I imagine is fixed in the 15 minute longer Roadshow version. Maybe I'll view it one day, but I'm in no rush. 2/5

Assault on Wall Street (2013)
There is no doubt about it, Uwe Boll is not a great director - at all. However, he continues to release films and whilst it may be 'cool' to hate on the guy, he does not deserve to be dumped on as much as he does. Assault on Wall Street is likely the best film I've seen of his to date and although it is mindless and formulaic, I had fun. The acting is of a higher standard than usual (still not above mediocre though), and overall it feels more polished than his previous movies. Give it a chance, there is hope for Mr. Boll yet. 3/5

Frostbite (2012)
This movie is exactly where I'd like to be. Beneath Katherine Isabelle. Make no mistake about it, this is not a great movie, but it isn't quite as bad as it should be. The cast is below average, but passable, the story revolves around saving a waxing salon and the dialogue is often laughable for the wrong reasons - but I've seen plenty worse in this genre/budget range. 2/5

Hummingbird (2013)
This is a nice change of pace for Jason Statham and more of a serious role. As a fan of his popcorn action movies, I have to admit that I was actually a little surprised that Statham managed to pull this role off. Steven Knight is reasonably well known as a very capable writer, with screenplays for Dirty Pretty Things and Eastern Promises under his belt, and this directorial debut has now put his forthcoming "Locke" on my radar. "Hummingbird" is another notch in the good column for British cinema, but it's a shame they gave the film such a a generic title as "Redemption" in other localities. 3.5/5

Robot and Frank (2012)
Okay, so it might be a little 'too' sentimental, but the script is witty, and the supporting cast is excellent. It's very endearing, and well worth a watch. 4/5

Silver Linings Playbook (2012)
I'd been putting this one off for some time, and I think it was because it had been hyped so much that I really didn't want to be disappointed. Well, I'm kicking myself now as this was an excellent movie. Bradley Cooper is really starting to impress me (this, The Words, The Place Beyond the Pines), and it was great to see De Niro in a role where he isn't a parody of his former self. The two hour runtime flew past, the dialogue was great, and the casting perfect all round. Brilliant. 5/5

Atlantic Rim (2013)
The Asylum sometimes get a bit of a bum wrap. It seems that people often complain about their CGI, plotlines and the level of quality of the people they cast. Now plotlines and other things are fixable, but folks forget that their movies don't have the $100m+ budgets of the films they are ripping off and so they do have budget limitations. That said, this is still shit - just not as shit as most people will say it is. This has got to be worth a 1/5, rather than the 0.5/5 that it will receive from 90% of viewers. On a sidenote, the main bird is pretty banging. 1/5

High School High (1996)
Okay, so it isn't the best parody out there, but it is certainly better than some of the more recent efforts such as Suck It, Date Movie and Epic Movie. Jon Lovitz and Tia Carrere work together surprisingly well, the story at least has some sort of structure to it (a rarity in the genre these days), and although the jokes are hit and miss, they do hit 50% of the time. This is middle of the road stuff, and not a bad a way to waste 90 minutes. 3/5

The Invention of Lying (2009)
I'm a fan of Ricky Gervais so it was no surprise to me that I found this to be quite funny. I thought the idea behind the movie was a very good one, and although the story could be conceived as a little flaky, I really liked the direction of the lie being a little dig at religion. The cast is great, and there are a few enjoyable cameos to look out for, with Ed Norton's being the best. 3.5/5

The Dawn of Lying (2009)
This short film preceeds The Invention of Lying and basically retells the story as if it was a caveman that told the first lie. It isn't a bad short, but it just felt like a quick retread, filmed last minute to include as an extra feature on dvds and blu-rays of The Invention of Lying. 2.5/5

Jeff, Who Lives at Home (2011)
I find Ed Helms and Jason Segal to be bearable but limited actors, but both manage to impress here along with a great supporting cast that includes Susan Sarandon. The Duplass brothers manage to find themselves delivering a movie that may seem a little goofy at first glance, but actually has a lot of heart that sneaks up on you from nowhere. Recommended. 4/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 04, 2013, 08:03:48 PM
.45 (2006)
Average low budget thriller that has been well cast. Angus McFadyen is generally below par in his movies, but here, he suits his role to a tee. The plot is quite formulaic but moves at a good pace, and I never found my mind wondering. It might not be original and it certainly isn't award worthy, but if you're a fan of any of the cast members then it's worth a watch. One thing to note though, is during Milla Jovovich's nude lesbian scene, it is impossible not to notice how huge her nipples are. 3/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 05, 2013, 12:21:40 AM
Fast and Furious 6 (2013)

I go to F&F films for one thing and one thing only. To have fun. This 6th installment was great fun, some cracking action sequences, and they continue to tie up loose ends from the 3rd movie very well. The ending that links the two though? Wow. I can't wait for F&F7. 4.5/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Piffi on July 05, 2013, 07:22:49 AM
Ah, after both yours and Marie's review of FF. I cant wait for it! Wich one is your favorite so far?
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Dragonfire on July 05, 2013, 08:04:47 AM
I do like the bit that tied back to the third movie - even though I haven't watched that one yet.   :laugh:  But I will at some point.

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Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 05, 2013, 11:32:32 AM
You need to watch all the movies Dragonfire. There were so many nice little touches all the way through the 6th that point back to all 5 previous films.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 05, 2013, 05:19:39 PM
Ah, after both yours and Marie's review of FF. I cant wait for it! Wich one is your favorite so far?

I think this is certainly up there. I gave both this and F&F1 4.5/5, though they are completely different genres IMO. I pre-ordered the blu-ray last night.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 05, 2013, 05:20:12 PM
Terminator Salvation (2009)
I've never understood the hate this movie or Christian Bale received here. This is a solid sci-fi actioner, with some pretty good action sequences (love the bikes) and a storyline that suited the series well. I look forward to the 5th movie and the return of Arnie. 4/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Piffi on July 05, 2013, 05:54:41 PM
Only a few months left!
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 05, 2013, 06:41:55 PM
Batman: Gotham Knight (2008)

I'm not a comic book fan, yet have thoroughly enjoyed and loved the majority of the recent comic book based movies. I haven't really delved into the animated movies too much yet, but this one wasn't that enjoyable in my opinion. I liked the idea of six short stories, each with different animation styles, but they just didn't gel together as much as I had hoped and I ended my viewing feeling disappointed.

Anyone have any recommendations as to the better animated comic book movies out there?
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Tom on July 05, 2013, 09:01:18 PM
The following of the recent DC comic book movies I really enjoyed: "Wonder Woman", "Superman: Doomsday" and "Superman/Batman: Apocalypse"
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 05, 2013, 09:09:14 PM
Thanks Tom. Seems the only blu-rays for them are USA but over the customs limit. I've put a low price watch on them and will pick them up if they ever get stupidly cheap (I'm unsure about them now after this one).
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 05, 2013, 09:10:00 PM
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Scream 4 (2011)

Overview:
In Scream 4, Sidney Prescott, now the author of a self-help book, returns home to Woodsboro on the last stop of her book tour. There she reconnects with Sheriff Dewey and Gale, who are now married, as well as her cousin Jill (played by Emma Roberts) and her Aunt Kate (Mary McDonnell). Unfortunately Sidney’s appearance also brings about the return of Ghost Face, putting Sidney, Gale, and Dewey, along with Jill, her friends, and the whole town of Woodsboro in danger.

My Thoughts:
It has been eleven years since Scream 3 and Sidney has released her own book whilst Gale and Dewey have been married for a decade with him now Sheriff and her trying to write a novel. With them all back in Woodsboro on the anniversary of the events from the first movie it's obvious there is a need for someone dressed as Ghostface to be killing again. With another great cast including Emma Roberts, Rory Culkin, Hayden Panettiere and Anthony Anderson and some solid writing, Scream 4 is another fun entry into the series. A lot of nods to more recent horror movies like the Saw franchise and filled with plenty of great dialogue poking fun at genre cliches, I have to recommend it to fans of the series. 3.5/5

Just rewatched this one.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 06, 2013, 12:38:17 PM
Toy Story 2 (1999)

Toy Story 2 is, at time of writing, my least favourite in the series, but when your least favourite still scores 4/5, then it shows it's worth all the praise it receives. Great characters, some brilliant jokes for kids and adults alike, and animation that although is a little dated has managed to stand up nearly 15 years later, I recommend Toy Story 2 to the biggest of kids. 4/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 06, 2013, 02:21:32 PM
The Omega Man (1971)
The world has been obliterated after a biological war and there are very very few survivors, but there are quite a few 'walking dead' who have been infected with a plague in the aftermath. Heston spends his time avoiding and fighting these people but some of the best scenes actually come from Heston talking to himself, like when he is watching Woodstock in a deserted cinema. The story takes a turn when he meets Lisa who is looking after some healthy children and it revives his human passion and emotion for life in order to help them. The empty streets look great, Heston is a good choice for the lead and it is well paced. Recommended. 3.5/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 06, 2013, 04:41:26 PM
Righteous Kill (2008)

Having heard nothing but bad/mediocre things about this movie, I went into it with low expectations. Unfortunately, everything I had been told was on the money. The so-called 'twist' was obvious from the opening scenes, De Niro and Pacino phone their roles in, and it feels like an overly long police procedural television show. The fact it was written by the same guy who wrote The Inside Man made it all the more disappointing. Still, there is some good to be had here. The actual ideas are good, Carla Gugino impresses (but is under utilised), and I did enjoy the occasional glimmer of dark humour. It's a low end rental at best. 2.5/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 06, 2013, 07:18:29 PM
Edge of Darkness (2010)
Okay, so it isn't quite as good as the original mini-series (also directed by Martin Campbell), but this is certainly a very solid thriller and Mel Gibson puts in his best performance in years. There are some brutal moments, the special effects are top notch, and the storyline is intriguing. Worth buying.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Tom on July 07, 2013, 12:15:54 AM
Thanks Tom. Seems the only blu-rays for them are USA but over the customs limit. I've put a low price watch on them and will pick them up if they ever get stupidly cheap (I'm unsure about them now after this one).

Just so that you know: I didn't enjoy "Batman: Gotham Knight" either.
You can find my review here (http://www.dvdcollectorsonline.com/index.php/topic,626.msg90784.html#msg90784). Have you watched the episodes in the special features? Seems like there was an episode I had really enjoyed.

My review for "Wonder Woman" is here (http://www.dvdcollectorsonline.com/index.php/topic,626.msg89869.html#msg89869).
And here (http://www.dvdcollectorsonline.com/index.php/topic,626.msg145373.html#msg145373) my review for "Superman: Doomsday". And here (http://www.dvdcollectorsonline.com/index.php/topic,626.msg156158.html#msg156158) my review for "Superman/Batman: Apocalypse"
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 07, 2013, 12:40:37 AM
Thanks for the links Tom. :clap:

I haven't watched the extras. Skip most extras these days so I can make some attempt at cutting down on the pile, though I do end up watching quite a few still. :laugh:

Have you seen these Ultimate Avengers movies?:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ultimate-Avengers-Blu-ray/dp/B004EMS01Q/ref=sr_1_4?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1373150320&sr=1-4&keywords=marvel

I think I might blind buy at £6.25
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 07, 2013, 12:43:17 AM
Lemmy (2010)
An absolute legend, anyone with even a passing interest in Motorhead should watch this. It's a look at his life and career and there are so many people who in themselves are excellent musicians interviewed here including Ozzy. He's blunt, he's to the point, but he has a lot of time for his fans. Loved the story with Lemmy, Dave Grohl and The Darkness. 4/5

Tropicalia (2012)
Some great music and an interesting look at a cultural movement in Brazil that even helped change the country to a point. Those with a close relationship to this style of music and its history in Brazil will love it, others watching it on a whim like me, might want to rent it first. 3/5
I gave the Mr Bongo blu-ray a quick technical review: http://www.dvdcompare.net/review.php?rid=2896
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: Tom on July 07, 2013, 12:54:34 AM
Have you seen these Ultimate Avengers movies?:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Ultimate-Avengers-Blu-ray/dp/B004EMS01Q/ref=sr_1_4?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1373150320&sr=1-4&keywords=marvel

I think I might blind buy at £6.25

No, I haven't seem those. I might consider it also.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 07, 2013, 11:55:34 AM
Dangerous Parking (2007)
Watching the main characters descent into detructive self-loathing was great, but the attempts at dark comedy often missed the mark and director Peter Howitt's last minute appointment as the main character was a bad move - but unfortunately he had no choice after the actor originally due to play the part dropped out just before filming starts and the £650k budget didn't allow the shoot to be put back. 3/5

I also rewatched House on the Edge of the Park (1985) which I reviewed earlier in this thread.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: DSig on July 08, 2013, 01:28:20 AM
Edge of Darkness (2010)
Okay, so it isn't quite as good as the original mini-series (also directed by Martin Campbell), but this is certainly a very solid thriller and Mel Gibson puts in his best performance in years. There are some brutal moments, the special effects are top notch, and the storyline is intriguing. Worth buying.
I have to agree with this being one of his best performances in a long time.  It is interesting to me how well he does in films like this where the *hero* is a very stressful person.  Like his job in "Payback".  It is also interesting that he seems to carry this great stress/tension in his real life as seen in some of his behavior.
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 08, 2013, 01:51:00 AM
Rewatched Warlock (1989) which I reviewed earlier in this thread.

The Hamiltons (2006)
Not much to say about this one to be honest. It has some great ideas, but they are very poorly utilised so one can only hope that the sequel is better. 1.5/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 08, 2013, 03:10:49 PM
Rewatched 8 Million Ways toDie (1986) and The Last American Hero (1973), both of which I reviewed earlier in this thread.

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2011)
When Ghost Rider takes a wee, his penis works as a flamethrower. In all seriousness though, better direction than the first, better special effects and a storyline that revels in its own sillyness. This movie knows it is stupid, and tries to at least make it fun in knowing so. 2.5/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 08, 2013, 07:45:56 PM
EM Embalming (1999)
EM Embalming, quite possibly the only film in the world where the central character is an embalmer, is about Miyako (Reiko Takashima), who is embalming the body of an apparent suicide victim.  However, when she finds a needle embedded in the body she believes the death may amount to more than first thought.  When she returns to her workplace (I really don't know what you'd call an embalming place?  a studio? an office?  who knows?) she finds that the head from the body has been chopped off and stolen.  It is here that Miyako starts her journey through various subjects including live organ harvesting, drug experiments, religious sects and even more disturbing stuff.  Throughout the story a couple of questions arise.  First of all, who killed the young boy?  And again, who would be sick enough to steal his head?  Directed by Cannes award winning director Shinji Aoyama, EM Embalming (his 8th feature length film) is a gory investigation into the illusions that make up society as we know it.  With some gory scenes, obviously including one of somebody being embalmed as well as the odd limb/head chopping, it is a film that you don't want to watch after having your dinner unless you have a strong stomach.  It certainly isn't a film you should miss altogether.  Starring Reiko Takashima (as Miyako),  Yutaka Matsushige, Seijun Suzuki, Hitomi Miwa and Masatoshi Matsuo, it is also cast well.  The characters take very different paths and all lead very different lives, all of which are conveyed immensely and to the point where you start to feel for each character, trying to solve the clues yourself and continually guess what the next twist is going to be (which if you're like me, you'll also be continually wrong and pleasantly surprised).  The only main problem I had with this the film was that it didn't really know what route it was taking.  It started off as a typical horror film venturing along the lines of Ringu and NEKROmantik (another taboo defying fest), but then slowly turned from what was the trend amongst Japanese horror (which at the time, wasn't the best decision) into a typical thriller style scenario.  Despite this, EM Embalming is a thought provoking film there certainly is no other like it.  Everyone should at least see this film, but afterwards, if you feel a little let down, go and get Eureka (2000), which proved to be a fantastic hit on the festival circuit as well as in my house. 3/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 08, 2013, 11:12:07 PM
Nada (1974)
Nada is the name of a small French terrorist group that are operating from Paris. The main storyline to the film is that Nada kidnap an American ambassador from a Parisian brothel, keeping him in a farmhouse, isolated from the rest of the world, whilst they wait for an answer to their demands. As the film progresses however, we learn that as the police close in on rescuing the ambassador, they are a lot less concerned about rescuing him, and a lot more concerned about eliminating the terrorists so that can turn the event to their own political advantage. The one thing I really enjoyed whilst watching this political thriller, was the way that Chabrol batters your mind thinking about who is in the right and who is in the wrong (Nada or the authorities). You know, deep inside, that the authorities are obviously in the right, but as you see their ruthless way of questioning people and the downright barren way in which they try and move forward in the search, you almost feel sorry for the terrorist group. By showing us the relentless passion from both sides of the coin, Chabrol gives us a film that after watching, you really think about.
During the film there are some fantastic shots from cinematographer Jean Rabier, who has worked with Chabrol on many films.
The acting ranges from average to excellent with the more sadistic and heavy handed scenes being handled magnificently. The more dialogue driven scenes, where not as much passion is needed, are unfortuantely overlong and dull. This is the main downfall of the film for me. I think if the actors had put a little bit more effort in these scenes, the film would've been a lot more appealing and my mind wouldn't be starting to drift away at all. The main cast members are Fabio Testi, Mariangela Melato, Maurice Garrel and Michel Duchaussoy.
An above average film with some very hit and miss scenes, I recommend you get this if you are really into political thrillers. If you're not, then rent it first. Either way, it shouldn't be missed. 3.5/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 09, 2013, 08:16:30 PM
Rewatched Que la Bete Meure (1969) and Vacanze per un massacro (1980), bothof which I've reviewed here before.

Capone (1975)
Produced by Roger Corman, this is the type of movie based around gangster Al Capone you would expect from him. Historically inaccurate, low production values, but a lot of fun and there's an interesting role for Sylvester Stallone within. 3/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 10, 2013, 01:06:11 AM
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)
It might be nearly three hours in length and had a few folks complain that it wasn't as gripping as LOTR due to being more strung out, and I can see their point, but personally, I really dug it and can't wait for the next part. Martin Freeman was the perfect choice for the lead, the special effects were great and the 3D avoided gimmicky popouts and opted for fantastic depth. 4.5/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: DSig on July 10, 2013, 06:24:48 PM
Agreed.  The only time it seemed slow at the theater was when people talked, cough etc and broke the mezmorizing effect it had on me <G>.  And Martin Freeman was a great choice.  I really loved him in The Office (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Office_(UK_TV_series)) and even The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hitchhiker%27s_Guide_to_the_Galaxy_(film)).  Yep .. a great film with great characters ... even if some are added <G>
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 11, 2013, 12:33:51 AM
Shanghai Noon (2000)
One of Jackie Chan's better Hollywood movies has a few good laughs and some great little fight scenes. Fans of Jackie will enjoy it, even if it isn't in the same league as Police Story or Project A. 3.5/5

Shanghai Knights (2003)
Not as fun as Shanghai Noon but still an enjoyable follow-up with two likeable actors and characters. Some good comedic moments and action choreography (the outtakes over the credits are a joy as per usual with a Jackie Chan movie). Some funny takes on some historical British figures, this isn't a movie for one who requires some sort of historical accuracy, but fun to be had nonetheless. 3/5
Title: Re: Never Ending Movie Marathon (short reviews)
Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 11, 2013, 02:23:26 PM
Class Reunion (1982)
Not one of National Lampoon's better efforts. Some low-key laughs, but the comedy elements are as stereotypical and obvious as it gets. Dodgy cast, dodgy writing and the plot isn't all that great. Watchable, but I wouldn't recommend a viewing. 2/5