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The video wouldn't work for me Jon..said not available in my area.

Someone shared this on another board I go to...watch the drummer closely once they start playing.  It is...well.  You'll see.

http://wimp.com/wronggig

(Our city is in Northern Norway, above the arctic circle. A tourist comes in.)

Tourist: "Sir, can you tell when the Midnight sun goes down?"

Me: "Well it actually doesn't, that the point. It's up all night."

Tourist: "I see. Thanks."

(She leaves with an expression telling me that she really doesn't. The following day she comes back looking annoyed.)

Tourist: "You lied to me."

Me: "I'm sorry madam I don't understand?"

Tourist: "I was up all night, and there was no midnight sun. Just the normal one I can see all day!"




(I am working near a copy station, and a woman comes up with a large stack of papers.)

Customer: "Do you have any zip ties to bind this with?"

Me: "Sure, here."

(As she binds the papers, I see the word "Ethics" on the first page.)

Me: "Oh, is this for an Ethics class?"

Customer: "Yes! I didn't want to pay for the book, so I photocopied it. Do you think the professor is going to like how resourceful I am?"

Me: "I'm sure you'll have a very lively discussion about it."



http://notalwaysright.com/

I've decided to go back to the University. Unfortunately I cannot take as many majors as I'd want to: http://i.imgur.com/hGA80.jpg

That's very good! 

Marie, that drummer is awesome! In all the wrong ways...

I'll find a couple of the Britain's Got Talent clips on YouTube if I can.

 

Good lord, that's so damn dumb, but I can't help but laugh regardless. 

I still don't get it.     

 

Quote from: kahless on June 08, 2010, 08:59:04 PM
I still don't get it.     

Puns are considered the lowest form of humour. I love them.

"Well" is a filler word like the german "na". It's also the word for "Brunnen".

http://www.google.de/search?hl=de&safe=off&q=%22well+well+well+what+have+we+here%22&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=

Quote from: DJ Doena on June 08, 2010, 09:51:00 PM

Quote from: kahless on June 08, 2010, 08:59:04 PM
I still don't get it.     

Puns are considered the lowest form of humour. I love them.

"Well" is a filler word like the german "na". It's also the word for "Brunnen".

http://www.google.de/search?hl=de&safe=off&q=%22well+well+well+what+have+we+here%22&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=

Thank you for this explanation!   

I think, i have to re-calibrate my humor sensors! 

That picture had me laughing for a good long while.

I am easily entertained 

Quote from: DJ Doena on June 08, 2010, 09:51:00 PM

Quote from: kahless on June 08, 2010, 08:59:04 PM
I still don't get it.     

Puns are considered the lowest form of humour. I love them.

I've also been told "sarcasm is the lowest form of humour". I love that poo-jokes always seem to be overlooked in these instances.

If you already know the Wilhelm scream, then you now know the Wilhelm newspaper:

I did not know of that newspaper, very cool  .

No fake? Never noticed that!  

Edit:

obviously no fake. Some more examples HERE!

The reason maybe some copyright issues..