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Rio Lobo, a review by AntaresRio Lobo (1970) 40/100 - There is nothing sadder than when a film maker doesn't know when to stop making films and retire. Almost every great director has suffered this malady and Howard Hawks was no exception. Rio Lobo is Hawks' swan song and instead of mirroring the symphonic sagebrush set pieces of his glorious past, it plays like an out of tune saloon piano. It's said that "the third time's the charm", but not in this case. All the freshness of the two previous incarnations of this story (Rio Bravo, El Dorado) are long since past the expiration date. As I was re-watching this film, I wondered what John Wayne must have been thinking when he arrived for the shoot and realized what a train wreck he was about to embark on. Jennifer O'Neill, the leading lady of the film, is such a bad actress, she makes Angie Dickinson's performance in Rio Bravo look like an Oscar winning performance by Meryl Streep. Jack Elam, who just two years earlier, had an iconic, short lived performance in Leone's Once Upon a Time in the West, is instead forced to recreate the drunken, crazy kind of character he played in Support Your Local Sheriff. Jorge Rivero, who was a star in Mexico, seems to be out of his league in his first Hollywood production. But what really lets this film down, is the rather cheap looking sets. There's one scene where Rivero is talking to O'Neill, and the film cuts back and forth between the two. In the background, behind Rivero, are painted clouds on a canvas. Rivero is standing still, yet the clouds never move. The film is peppered with these cheesy looking moments and you can't help but think, that the studio didn't want to invest too much money on what they must have known, was going to be a dud. Teal = Masterpiece Dark Green = Classic or someday will be Lime Green = A good, entertaining film Orange = Average Red = Cinemuck Brown = The color of crap, which this film is (From Antares' Short Summations on February 23rd, 2015) The Milpitas Monster, a review by JimmyMOVIE / DVD INFO: Title: The Milpitas Monster Year: 1975 Director: Robert L. Burrill Rating: Unrated Length: 1h20 Video: Full Frame Audio: English (Mono) Subtitles: None Stars: Paul Frees - Narator Douglas A. Hagdohl Scot A. Henderson Plot: A horror movie about a monster that has been created from a garbage dump in Milpitas, a town near San Francisco. This monster attacks a party at the local high school. Before he can seriously threaten the town, however, he comes into fatal contact with the town's TV transformer tower. Extras: Theatrical Trailer My Thoughts: Movie trailer(From My review - unseen and unwatched january marathon on January 24th, 2008) Tom's Random Reviews, a review by TomTitle: The Time Tunnel: Volume One Year: 1966 Director: Rating: NR Length: 710 Min. Video: Full Frame 1.33:1 Audio: English: Dolby Digital Mono, Spanish: Dolby Digital Mono, French: Dolby Digital Mono Subtitles: English, Spanish Stars: Plot:Extras: Closed Captioned Featurettes Photo Gallery Scene Access Trailers Unaired Extended Version of the Pilot Episode My Thoughts: Overall I enjoyed this first volume of the series. Even if it is rather ridiculous that no matter in which time they land, everybody speaks perfect English.The control room of the Time Tunnel project has aged rather well for a 40 year old sci-fi television show. I liked the inclusion of the original cut of the pilot episode. At the end of this one you see, that they travelled to the next time period with the clothes they were wearing at the end of the episode (with the state the clothes were in). Sadly they have chosen, that for the series the clothes revert back to the clothes they were wearing on their first time jump shortly before the time jump sets in. Episodes:
(From Tom's Random Reviews on May 31st, 2009) |