Master of Darkness Magic, a review by Jimmy
Title :
Master of Darkness Magic (2004)OverviewA group travels into the woods to find some mysterious magic abounds.
My ImpressionWich word can I used to describe this film? grandiose, gorgeous, wonderful, awsome, thrilling, action filled, masterpiece, ....
Of course none of them
This film is simply cheap, ridiculous and idiotic. Think of a bunch of idiot who had played "Dungeon & Dragons" way too many time and decided to play the game for real. But there is a catch : The game master isn't really good and had a hard time to came with some ideas to make the game interesting... So we have a thief, a mage (she knows only one magic that is missile), a priest (even more annoying than Richard Simmons) trying to reach the level 4, an overweight fighter who can't win a fight against a flying sword (don't get excited this is really ridiculous to watch), an old wizard who looks like Merlin (he can cast only one magic also, Fireball) and a Necromancer who is supposed to be the bad guy but isn't because he kill the villagers to build an army of lame zombie to fight against a dark knight who wants to open the gates of hell to bring the armageddon to the forest kingdom (No it isn't that awesome... but I try to make it sound like).
Bad acting, cheap effect, bad sound (it goes from one speaker to another, the sound works one speaker at the time so the other is full of parasite and distorsion), the actors look embarrassed to be in this, ....
Not at the level of The Sorority since I've laught almost all the film and, at least, one of the actress is a cute French Canadian girl...
Rating :
(I can't rate something so ridiculous)
(From Jimmy's 2009 Horror Marathon on October 5th, 2009)
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May 18, 2024, 01:46:32 AM
