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Nine Lives, a review by KinkyCyborg

Title:Nine Lives
Year: 2001
Director: Andrew Green
Rating: R
Length: 85 Min.
Video: Anamorphic Widescreen 1.85:1
Audio: English: Dolby Digital: 2-Channel Stereo
Subtitles: English

Stars:
Rosie Fellner
Vivienne Harvey
Paris Hilton
Patrick Kennedy
David Leitch

Plot:
Nine friends seclude themselves in an old, isolated Scottish mansion for a birthday party weekend bash. Cut off from the outside world by a snowstorm, they explore the old mansion and stumble across a book containing a history of the old estate. Formerly belonging to an old Scott patriot, the house was taken away and his eyes were gouged out. Though they pay no attention to the gruesome chronicle, strange behavior soon invades the group and one by one they disappear.

Extras:
Scene Access
Feature Trailers
Featurettes
Closed Captioned


A terrible script, for a terrible movie with a terrible cast headlined by a terrible person, Paris Hilton.

Have I mentioned before how much I despise Paris Hilton? The highlight of this movie was that she was the first one killed off which raised a raucous cheer out of me!    The rest of the movie was a shambles of bad acting and ridiculous dialogue which seemed more like improvisation and ad lib.

The title might have said Nine Lives but this movie will never get more than this one viewing out of me. 

KC


Rating:

(From KinkyCyborg's Random Reviews 2010 on September 14th, 2010)

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5 out of 5





(From Jon's Best Picture Oscar Marathon on February 15th, 2009)

"Due South" marathon, a review by Tom

1.13 An Eye for an Eye (1995-02-02)
Writer: Paul Haggis (Created By), Carla Kettner (Story By), Carla Kettner (Screenwriter), Kathy Slevin (Screenwriter), Jeff King (Screenwriter)
Director: Steve DiMarco
Cast: Paul Gross (Constable Benton Fraser), David Marciano (Detective Ray Vecchio), Beau Starr (Lt. Harding Welsh), Daniel Kash (Detective Louis Gardino), Tony Craig (Detective Jack Huey), Catherine Bruhier (Elaine), Carl Gordon (Herb Colling), Clarice Taylor (Mrs. Chaffey), Andre Mayers (Steg), Arthur French (Irving), Ardon Bess (Rudy Porter), Gladys O'Connor (Gladys), Razie Brownstone (Mrs. Klapp), Marlow Vella (Anthony), Jefferson Mappin (Gun Shop Owner), Rummy Bishop (Mr. Rubens), Nick Johne (Turner), Marc Donato (Small Boy)

Poor Dief, or should I say Corky
A real fun episode! A lot of great banter between Ray and Fraser.
Fraser: "You hit a 'zed'"
Ray: "What's a 'zed'?"

This episode guest starred Cliff's mother from the Cosby Show as the old woman you is almost attacked.

Rating:

(From "Due South" marathon on July 17th, 2009)