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How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, a review by DJ Doena


January, 3rd


Director: Donald Petrie

Kate Hudson    ...    Andie
Matthew McConaughey   ...    Ben
Kathryn Hahn   ...    Michelle
Annie Parisse   ...    Jeannie
Adam Goldberg   ...    Tony
Thomas Lennon   ...    Thayer
Michael Michele   ...    Spears
Shalom Harlow   ...    Green

Synopsis: Andie is a columnist with the Composure magazine and she usually writes the "How To" articles but she has bigger plans. She wants to write about politics and the economy. Ben works in an advertisement agency and usually creates campaigns for sports companies. But he has bigger plans. He wants to score the deal with the DeLauers who are the biggest fish when it comes to diamond jewellery. Ben gets it when he manages to make a woman really fall in love with him until the presentation. Andie gets her wish granted if she can write an article about what women do wrong with guys: "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days". Guess who'll run into each other.

My Opinion: This romcom gets its appeal from the absolutely opposite intentions of its protagonists. She does everything to drive him crazy and he puts up with it. But it also works because they have chemistry together.
I also like their performance of "You're so vain" at the end, especially because neither can really sing (at least the characters can't). Rationally neither is really in the position to be mad at the other but in that moment they're just pissed off and it makes for a great scene.

(From DJ Doena's movie watchings 2010 on January 24th, 2010)

Member's Reviews

The Ice Storm, a review by Antares


Targets (1968) 3.5/5 - Bogdanovich's first film is a tautly paced thriller using the Charles Whitman saga as the basis for its narrative. You can see the seeds of a crafted director being sown in the framing and pacing of the film. For a first film, Bogdanovich also shows restraint and good editing technique to keep the film moving forward without any hiccups. The cast, including Boris Karloff, do a good job with the material supplied, and I was surprised after the film was over and I looked up a few of them at IMDB, that none went on to successful careers. Pity, there were some good performances in this.

Daisy Miller (1974) 1.5/5 - I remember many years ago reading about how the film Irreconcilable Differences was loosely based on Peter Bogdanovich and Polly Platt's working and personal relationship in the late 60's and early 70's. After watching Daisy Miller, the correlation between Bogdanovich and Brodsky is a little more than loose. In Irreconcilable Differences, Brodsky becomes so romantically blinded by an actress he makes into an international star with her first film, that he slates her to appear in a musical version of Gone With the Wind. Needless to say, it's a disaster from the get go, and his burgeoning career is ruined. Likewise in Daisy Miller, Bogdanovich, who made Cybill Shepard a star with The Last Picture Show, plants her in a period piece which needs the depth of a well-crafted actress. Unfortunately for the viewer, Shepard is just a pretty face who grates and annoys with her shrill renderings of the dialog. But I must give credit where credit is due. I can understand Bogdanovich's fascination with Shepards looks, for she radiates in this film. Every shot, every angle, just seems to extol the natural beauty of a girl who should have remained a glamour model. More times than not, I too found myself, hypnotized by her beauty in this film. But the rest of the film is trash.

Some Like It Hot (1959) 3.5/5 - I know this is considered to be one of the funniest films in the history of cinema, but it has never gelled for me. It basically is a one joke theme stretched out like a pad of butter on a long piece of French bread. It's cute at times and there is the occasional laugh, but I feel it is one of Billy Wilder's weaker films from his most creative period. I think it's most likely Jack Lemmon's performance that probably tips the scales towards mediocrity for me. At times, he's over the top and at other times he's just outright annoying. I was surprised how good Marilyn Monroe and Tony Curtis were together, and the chemistry between the two was believable. Joe E. Brown is probably the best part of this film. All in all, The Apartment is a better gauge of Wilder's comedic talents.

Make Way for Tomorrow (1937) 4/5 - This was one hell of a depressing film, and I can understand why it fared poorly back in 1937. While Frank Capra's films of the time, were filled with hope for the future, McCarey's story is like a slap across the face to many of the families, struggling to co-exist in the middle of the Great Depression. I found my self squirming in my seat at times at the harshness of the children and the grandchild in this story. The only redeeming part for me, was when the father basically tells his daughter to fuck off on the phone. It's a very good film, but you will come away either feeling disturbed or guilty about you and your parent's relationship.

Remember the Night (1940) 4/5 - It is for films such as this that I thank God for Turner Classic Movies. It is probably a film which will never see the light of day on DVD, and that's a shame, because Preston Sturges' witty screenplay and the chemistry between Barbara Stanwyck and Fred MacMurray is first rate. The more films I see with the electrifying Stanwyck, the more I begin to feel that Bette Davis was overrated. No matter what the genre or the role, Stanwyck incorporates the right amount of tenderness, offset with a sensuality that her contemporaries such as Davis, Joan Crawford and Katharine Hepburn could only dream of. If you get a chance to view this, you will not be disappointed.

The Admirable Crichton (1957) 3.5/5 - Harmless little comedy starring Kenneth More as a butler named Crichton in post-Victorian England who is shipwrecked on a south seas island with his lord and his family. The tables are turned on the family when their pampered lifestyle and upbringing are completely unsuited for their surroundings, and they turn towards Crichton for the help they need to survive. After living happily on the island for two years as equals, they are rescued by a passing English ship. Now their status in English society reverts to the norm, and Crichton bids the family farewell, in hopes that the secret of their little society on the island will not be unearthed. I now know where Sherwood Schwartz got some of his ideas for Gilligan's Island.

Pickup on South Street (1953) 4/5 - I used to think that Robert Mitchum was the poster boy for definitive Noir tough guy/villain, but after watching Night and the City, Kiss of Death, Roadhouse, and Sam Fuller's Pickup on South Street, I've had to re-assess my decision. Widmark, although not as cool and collected as Mitchum, just oozes sleaze out of his pores, yet can also appear like a lost little boy about to be devoured by the evil that surrounds him. In Pickup on South Street, he plays a pickpocket who lifts a wallet from Jean Peters' pocketbook on a Manhattan subway. Unbeknownst to him and Peters, the wallet contains microfilm that Peters was unknowingly delivering to a Communist spy. His theft is witnessed by an undercover agent of the FBI, who has been tailing Peters for some time, in hopes of catching the spy at the end of the delivery. The film plays out as the Feds try to get Widmark to help them catch the spy, all the while Peters tries to get the film back from him using her sexuality in the beginning, but then falling in love with him at the end. Very good Noir.

Body Heat (1981) 4/5 - Lawrence Kasdan has never been a favorite of mine, but Body Heat is most definitely his best film. Two parts Double Indemnity to one part The Postman Always Rings Twice make for a sultry and seductive nod to the great Film Noirs of the past. Kathleen Turner, in one of her first starring roles, blazes as hot as the setting in Kasdan's tale. She plays Matty, a young trophy wife of Richard Crenna, a middle-aged entrepreneur who only comes home on the weekends. Matty loves her opulent lifestyle, but longs to get away from the stifling nature of her marriage. To that end, she seduces a small town lawyer named Ned Racine (William Hurt) and convinces him to help her murder her husband and runaway together with Crenna's estate. But a big double cross awaits Racine and in the end, he gets what every Noir protagonist gets at the hands of a wily and sexy femme fatale, the big shaft.

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First rate film making from a director I'm looking forward to exploring.

Five Savage Men (1970) 1.5/5 - I remember having a schoolboy crush on Michele Carey when I first saw Howard Hawk's remake of Rio Bravo, El Dorado. The sight of Michele in the tightest leather pants and that purring, sexy voice just blew me away. She never really went on to everlasting success and pretty much disappeared by the mid-70's. Now I know why. Five Savage Men has to be the worst western I've ever seen. It starts out strong, with Keenan Wynn as a ruthless outlaw who murders everyone but Carey, on a stagecoach he robs. He and his compatriots abduct the pretty schoolmarm and after stripping, tying her to stakes and raping her, they leave her for dead. She's rescued by an Apache (Henry Silva) who nurses her back to health and then helps her exact her revenge on all five outlaws.

The direction in this film is beyond terrible, the screenplay has more holes than a Confederate uniform in 1865 and the soundtrack has to be the single most annoying, and at times, silly score ever written for the screen. The only redeeming feature of this film, is that for a few brief moments, Carey is shown tied down on the ground, fully naked. Unfortunately, this is only for a scant few minutes and you are then burdened with having to watch the rest of the film. Avoid this film at all costs.

Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008) 3/5 - I think that it's time for Woody Allen to retire. He's reached the point in his career where he feels he needs to prove he's still viable and hip to younger audiences. I found a lot of the dialog in VCB extremely forced and sadly reminiscent of better dialog from his earlier films. There's a scene in which Vicky accompanies a fellow student from her language class on a walk around town. They go into a market and the guy makes an innocent move on the recently married Vicky. As she nervously recoils, she explains why she can't accept his advances and the scene denigrates into a weak facsimile of the Michael Caine and Barbara Hershey encounter in the street during Hannah and her Sisters. All of the other dialog in the film suffers from what has always been a weakness in latter day Allen films, you can't help but feel that each character is a derivative of Allen's own personality.

Cape Fear (1962) 4/5 - What was Martin Scorcese thinking? It's been too many years for me to admit, but I should have seen this film much, much earlier. Robert Mitchum is even better in this than he was in Night of the Hunter. What doesn't work in Scorcese's version, works magnificently in this film. The atmosphere, acting and suspense are all top-knotch. What makes Max Cady menacing in this film is that Mitchum makes him believable, unlike the zealously religious caricature that DeNiro portrays in the remake.

The Ice Storm (1997) 3/5 - Ang Lee creates a beautifully moody set piece about two dysfunctional families in upper middle class New Canaan Connecticut. Unfortunately, there is no soul in the screenplay. I couldn't find one character who I either liked or cared for. Also, Lee spins the screenplay into divergent streams that are never resolved in the end. What was the point of the Katie Holmes character, what happened to Elena after they catch her shoplifting, and why don't we see Janey's reaction to the accident at the end of the film? It just felt to me that the story just meandered aimlessly for its two hour duration, and in the end, came across as an unnecessary waste of my time. Sure it was true to life, but if I don't care about the people involved, then why should it interest me.

Kiss Me Deadly (1955) 3/5 - Being a huge fan of Film Noir, having not seen what I have been told is one of the hallmarks of the genre, was a glaring omission. But I must say, as Noirs go, this dog don't hunt. While it had every Noir motif imaginable, it just failed to rise above the tawdry, amateur nature of the story it was based upon. Mickey Spillane has never been my cup of tea. He's always been Hammett or Chandler lite to me. His dialog, while fast and furious on the lips, is hollow to the point of opacity.

While the pacing of the film was excellent and the framing and cinematography are top-notch, the overall feel of the narrative tends to have an oft kilter motion at times that belies a bad editing job. A few frames snipped here and there would have probably helped a lot, but being made by a poverty row company like Parklane Pictures, the funding probably wasn't available for a first class editor. Another part of the film that appeared amateurish was the musical score. At times it was right on cue when emphasizing action taking place, but at other times, it became intrusive and too bold. After finishing the film, I looked up the film's composer, Frank DeVol. After looking at his canon of film scores, I understood why the music was inappropriate at times, his greatest claim to fame were Doris Day films of the late 50's & early 60's.

If you're interested in what a Noir should look like, then check this film out. But if you want to see what a great Noir should be, then bypass this and seek out Double Indemnity, The Asphalt Jungle, The Killing or Out of the Past.

Ondine (2009) 4/5 - I was recommended this film by Matthias and once again, he has picked a winner. I loved the atmosphere of the film and the fairy tale aspect of the story. Colin Farrell and Alicja Bachleda show the kind of chemistry that portends their relationship in real life and Alison Barry as the daughter is first rate. It definitely reminded me of The Secret of Roan Inish by John Sayles, another film about Selkes and Irish folklore. The only downside has to be the abrupt change of pace at the end when director Neil Jordan
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. I felt that this destroyed the hauntingly beautiful nature of the screenplay. But, even with the twist at the end, I'd definitely recommend this film to anyone who likes a good story and doesn't need explosions or car chases to be entertained.

(From Antares' Short Summations on December 29th, 2010)

Member's TV Reviews

The One Where It All Began: The Pilot Marathon, a review by DJ Doena


SeaQuest DSV


What's the show about?
The SeaQuest is a Deep Submerge Vehicle and the largest submarine there is. Its task is to keep the fragile peace on Earth's oceans that have become farming grounds and mining fields for all kind of entrepreneurs and countries. The SeaQuest works under the mandate of the UEO - the United Earth & Oceans Organization and is only partly a military ship. It's also a research vessel and a lot of scientists live and work aboard it.

"To Be or Not to Be"
A year ago Commander Ford had to relieve Captain Stark of her command because she intended to fire nuclear torpedos on rivalling parties. Now the ship belongs to the UEO and Admiral Noyce is trying to convince Nathan Bridger to take command. He has designed the ship but after the death of his son he's also retired and has no intention to return to this world. But he agrees to take a look and when a pirate sub starts to attack underwater colonies he hasn't really a choice.

My Opinion
I liked this show, even the third season - which was different and where the SeaQuest had a new captain. The ship was an underwater version of the Enterprise but due to the environment they could tell new stories and old stories differently. Unfortunately large parts of the crew were replaced from season to season and they never had a real chance to become a well-developed team. Especially the more distinct members of the first season were replaced by younger people who didn't have the charm of the old ones.

(From The One Where It All Began: The Pilot Marathon on September 17th, 2009)