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Tales from the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood, a review by addicted2dvd
Stars: John Kassir Dennis Miller Erika Eleniak Angie Everhart Chris Sarandon Corey Feldman Plot: A wickedly funny motion picture complete with all the hackcitement anyone could axe for! Dennis Miller, stunning supermodel Angie Everhart and Erika Eleniak join every bodies' favorite cutup, the Cryptkeeper, in a hip frightmare of sly humor, sex appeal and go-for-the-juglar special effects. Madam Lilith (Everhart) and her lucious cohorts run a most unusual bordello on the edge of town. They don't just take your money for services rendered - they bleed their customers dry! But wisecracking private eye Rafe Guttman (Miller) is on the case, and soon he must battle not only a den of scantily clad vampiresses, but also the Reverend Jimmy Current (Chris Sarandon), a slick televangelist with an all-powerful talisman. The thrills and chills come so fast you'll never know where this tale will beheading next. Extras: Scene Access Closed Captioned My Thoughts: It has been a while since I watched this one last! I have always been a big fan of the Tales from the Crypt TV Series... so was thrilled when I first heard they were making some Tales from the Crypt movies. Extra thrilled when I heard they were making a vampire movie. I don't normally care much for Dennis Miller... but I actually enjoyed him in this one. I also enjoyed Erika Eleniak in it as well. This is just a fun vampire movie... with a nice amount of eye candy for us guys. My Rating Out of a Possible 5 Count: Movie Count: 80 TV Ep. Count: 47 I Made It! (10/20) Other Count: 8 I Made It! (10/15) (From Month Long Horror/Halloween Marathon: 2010 on October 23rd, 2010) Die Geschichte vom Brandner Kaspar, a review by TomTitle: Die Geschichte vom Brandner Kaspar Year: 2008 Director: Joseph Vilsmaier Rating: FSK-6 Length: 100 Min. Video: Widescreen 2.35 Audio: German: DTS HD Master Audio Subtitles: German Stars: Franz Xaver Kroetz Michael Bully Herbig Lisa Maria Potthoff Herbert Knaup Peter Ketnath Detlev Buck Extras: Commentary Interviews Photo Gallery Scene Access My Thoughts: This movie is based on a bavarian play from 1871. It is about a man, who is visited by Death (called in his old bavarian name "boanlkramer" which translates to "bone collector"). He offers death Kirschwasser and cheats him in playing cards. Thus he tricks death to prolong his life to his 90th birthday.But as his wife his already dead and also his daughter died when giving birth to his granddaughter, he finds, that he looses interest in living, when also his only granddaughter dies in a hunting accident. He is offered by death (who has been found out in heaven of failing to get Brandner Kaspar at his supposed time) to take a look at heaven. When he got there and meets his wife, daughter and granddaughter, he decides to stay). This movie is enjoyable adaption of the story. Most fun are the scenes in the bavarian heaven, which is based on a lot of bavarian stereotypes (e.g. they eat the whole day) Rating: (From Tom's Random Reviews on May 16th, 2009) Ghost Whisperer Marathon, a review by addicted2dvdDisc 5: 17. DEMON CHILD Melinda encounters a malicious young boy's spirit who is terrorizing his family. She takes on the challenge of helping this troubled child find peace and cross over. My Thoughts: This is a great episode... I don't know what it is... but for some reason I really like the episodes that deals with kids on this show. This episode guest stars Lori Loughlin (Becky on Full House). 18. MISS FORTUNE The bitter ghost of a magician accuses his envious brother of causing his death and covering it up as an accident. It's up to Melinda to facilitate a reconciliation between the brothers. My Thoughts: This is a good episode... but nothing really special about it. It takes place at a carnival... I think it would have been better if we got to saw more carnie worker ghosts... it didn't seem like they too full advantage of what they could have done with it. But as I said... over-all it was a good episode. 19. FURY Melinda must assist the ghost of a murdered African-American man find justice. She helps his son overcome his racist views before they are passed on to another generation. My Thoughts: Not really one of my favorites... but a decent enough episode. 20. THE VANISHING A head injury caused by an accident puts Melinda's abilities at risk. She may have permanently lost her gift as she attempts to aid a young girl whose boyfriend has recently passed away. My Thoughts: This is an excellent episode. Beyond the single episode storyline... it really starts setting up for the season finale. In this episode Melinda realizes just how important her gift is to her when she thinks she has lost it forever. (From Ghost Whisperer Marathon on August 2nd, 2008) |