Pinched this idea from the former BBC boards

[ninehours]

NAME 12 FILMS with rubbish accents

1. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (Kevin Costner)
2a.The Scott Sean Connery plays a Spanish in Highlander
2b. The French Christopher Lambert plays a Scott in Highlander
3. Lorenzo's Oil: Nick Nolte (wonderful true story - horrible Italian accent)
4. That Sean Connery fella again: a Scottish Russian submarine captain ("Och aye tha noo, Comrade!")
5. and the all time classic Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins trying to do a cockney accent

[lovemunkey187]

NAME 12 FILMS with rubbish accents

1. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (Kevin Costner)
2a.The Scott Sean Connery plays an Spanish Egyptian(he just happened to be chief metallurgist to King Charles) in Highlander
2b. The French Christopher Lambert plays a Scott in Highlander
3. Lorenzo's Oil: Nick Nolte (wonderful true story - horrible Italian accent)
4. That Sean Connery fella again: a Scottish Russian submarine captain ("Och aye tha noo, Comrade!")
5. and the all time classic Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins trying to do a cockney accent
6. The French Revolution section of History of the World part 1

[lyonsden5]

NAME 12 FILMS with rubbish accents

1. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (Kevin Costner)
2a.The Scott Sean Connery plays a Spanish in Highlander
2b. The French Christopher Lambert plays a Scott in Highlander
3. Lorenzo's Oil: Nick Nolte (wonderful true story - horrible Italian accent)
4. That Sean Connery fella again: a Scottish Russian submarine captain ("Och aye tha noo, Comrade!")
5. K-19: The Widowmaker (half of the cast... led by Harrison Ford)

[Najemikon]

NAME 12 FILMS with rubbish accents

1. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (Kevin Costner)
2a.The Scott Sean Connery plays a Spanish in Highlander
2b. The French Christopher Lambert plays a Scott in Highlander
3. Lorenzo's Oil: Nick Nolte (wonderful true story - horrible Italian accent)
4. That Sean Connery fella again: a Scottish Russian submarine captain ("Och aye tha noo, Comrade!")
5. K-19: The Widowmaker (half of the cast... led by Harrison Ford)
6. Keanu Reeves, Bram Stoker's Dracula. ("I was, like, whoa! A vampire, dude")

[lovemunkey187]

Are Ninehours and myself not allowed to play? 

[Kathy]

Are Ninehours and myself not allowed to play? 

Awww...here you go:

1. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (Kevin Costner)
2a.The Scott Sean Connery plays an Spanish Egyptian(he just happened to be chief metallurgist to King Charles) in Highlander
2b. The French Christopher Lambert plays a Scott in Highlander
3. Lorenzo's Oil: Nick Nolte (wonderful true story - horrible Italian accent)
4. That Sean Connery fella again: a Scottish Russian submarine captain ("Och aye tha noo, Comrade!")
5. and the all time classic Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins trying to do a cockney accent
6. The French Revolution section of History of the World part 1
7. 5. K-19: The Widowmaker (half of the cast... led by Harrison Ford)
8. Keanu Reeves, Bram Stoker's Dracula. ("I was, like, whoa! A vampire, dude")

[Najemikon]

Whoops! Sorry! I blame the dog... 

[lyonsden5]

Whoops! Sorry! I blame the dog... 

Guess I missed that last page.

Apologies to both of you. 

Go ahead... I deserve it     

[lyonsden5]

1. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (Kevin Costner)
2a.The Scott Sean Connery plays an Spanish Egyptian(he just happened to be chief metallurgist to King Charles) in Highlander
2b. The French Christopher Lambert plays a Scott in Highlander
3. Lorenzo's Oil: Nick Nolte (wonderful true story - horrible Italian accent)
4. That Sean Connery fella again: a Scottish Russian submarine captain ("Och aye tha noo, Comrade!")
5. and the all time classic Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins trying to do a cockney accent
6. The French Revolution section of History of the World part 1
7. 5. K-19: The Widowmaker (half of the cast... led by Harrison Ford)
8. Keanu Reeves, Bram Stoker's Dracula. ("I was, like, whoa! A vampire, dude")
9. John Wayne (sorry Duke  ) as Genghis Khan in The Conqueror

[Achim]

Guess I missed that last page.

I was worried this would only happen to me... 

[richierich]

1. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (Kevin Costner)
2a.The Scott Sean Connery plays an Spanish Egyptian(he just happened to be chief metallurgist to King Charles) in Highlander
2b. The French Christopher Lambert plays a Scott in Highlander
3. Lorenzo's Oil: Nick Nolte (wonderful true story - horrible Italian accent)
4. That Sean Connery fella again: a Scottish Russian submarine captain ("Och aye tha noo, Comrade!")
5. and the all time classic Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins trying to do a cockney accent
6. The French Revolution section of History of the World part 1
7. 5. K-19: The Widowmaker (half of the cast... led by Harrison Ford)
8. Keanu Reeves, Bram Stoker's Dracula. ("I was, like, whoa! A vampire, dude")
9. John Wayne (sorry Duke   ) as Genghis Khan in The Conqueror
10. Tom Cruise with the worst Irish accent ever in Far and Away

[lyonsden5]

1. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (Kevin Costner)
2a.The Scott Sean Connery plays an Spanish Egyptian(he just happened to be chief metallurgist to King Charles) in Highlander
2b. The French Christopher Lambert plays a Scott in Highlander
3. Lorenzo's Oil: Nick Nolte (wonderful true story - horrible Italian accent)
4. That Sean Connery fella again: a Scottish Russian submarine captain ("Och aye tha noo, Comrade!")
5. and the all time classic Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins trying to do a cockney accent
6. The French Revolution section of History of the World part 1
7. 5. K-19: The Widowmaker (half of the cast... led by Harrison Ford)
8. Keanu Reeves, Bram Stoker's Dracula. ("I was, like, whoa! A vampire, dude")
9. John Wayne (sorry Duke   ) as Genghis Khan in The Conqueror
10. Tom Cruise with the worst Irish accent ever in Far and Away
11. Tommy Lee Jones in Blown Away (actually I didn't think it was that bad but we needed 2 more  )

[Kathy]

Anyone have one more? I can't think of anyone. 

[ninehours]

1. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (Kevin Costner)
2a.The Scott Sean Connery plays an Spanish Egyptian(he just happened to be chief metallurgist to King Charles) in Highlander
2b. The French Christopher Lambert plays a Scott in Highlander
3. Lorenzo's Oil: Nick Nolte (wonderful true story - horrible Italian accent)
4. That Sean Connery fella again: a Scottish Russian submarine captain ("Och aye tha noo, Comrade!")
5. and the all time classic Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins trying to do a cockney accent
6. The French Revolution section of History of the World part 1
7. 5. K-19: The Widowmaker (half of the cast... led by Harrison Ford)
8. Keanu Reeves, Bram Stoker's Dracula. ("I was, like, whoa! A vampire, dude")
9. John Wayne (sorry Duke   ) as Genghis Khan in The Conqueror
10. Tom Cruise with the worst Irish accent ever in Far and Away
11. Tommy Lee Jones in Blown Away
12. Brion James in Tango and Cash, Haven't seen it in ages but remember his accent being quite iffy

[Najemikon]

Good call! Your board, Ninehours. Now not that I wish to influence you, but I chickened out of starting a list of "12 Gratuitous Nude Shower Scenes". I'm just telling you. Not trying to put ideas in your head or anything, you know.