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The Man Who Knew Too Much, a review by Dragonfire
(From Alfred Hitchcock Marathon on July 19th, 2010) Captain Kronos : Vampire Hunter, a review by KinkyCyborgCaptain Kronos : Vampire Hunter Title:Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter Year: 1974 Director: Brian Clemens Rating: R Length: 91 Min. Video: Anamorphic Widescreen 1.85:1 Audio: English: Dolby Digital: Mono, Commentary: Dolby Digital: Mono Subtitles: English Stars: Horst Janson John Carson Shane Briant Caroline Munro John Cater Plot: In a small village in the remote English countryside, several young maidens have been found dead - their beautiful faces horribly aged almost beyond recognition. Suspecting a supernatural evil at work, the local doctor calls on Army friend and famed vampire hunter Captain Kronos, an expert swordsman formerly of the King's Imperial Guard. Aided by his expert assistant Professor Grost, the two quickly confirm the gruesome murders are the work of a unique type of vampire, one who drains its victims not of their blood, but of their youth! After forging a lethal new sword from an old graveyard cross, the vampire hunters set out to put an end to Evil's reign of terror in this Hammer Films horror classic. Extras: Scene Access Audio Commentary Closed Captioned My Thoughts: Ultra no-budget Hammer Films movie that is not your traditional vampire movie. This vamp doesn't suck your blood, it sucks out your youth, leaving you a dried up old husk. The acting is so bad it's actually quite entertaining. Gore hounds will be disappointed as I doubt you could fill a brandy glass with the amount of blood spilled in this one. The most ridiculous aspect of the film has to be Grost, Kronos's faithful hunchback servant. He was actually one of the better actors but watching the 'hump' on his back shifting around precariously under his shirt was too much! The few highlights included some excellent swordplay at the end and Hammer pinup girl Caroline Munro who is more vampy than the beast they are hunting. Her beauty more than makes up for her lack of acting skills. As long as you keep in mind you are watching a Hammer Film then nothing about CK : VH should surprise you. KC Rating: (From KinkyCyborg's Random Reviews 2010 on December 20th, 2010) Caroline in the City Marathon, a review by TomCaroline and the Married Man (1996-01-11) Writer: Wil Calhoun Director: Tom Cherones Cast: Lea Thompson (Caroline), Eric Lutes (Del), Malcolm Gets (Richard), Amy Pietz (Annie), Andy Lauer (Charlie), Beau Gravitte (Tom Barna), Tom La Grua (Remo), Jessie Jones (Receptionist) Average episode. Beginning of the unrequited love of Richard. Caroline and the 28 lb. Walleye (1996-01-25) Writer: Ian Praiser, Carol Gary Director: Tom Cherones Cast: Lea Thompson (Caroline), Eric Lutes (Del), Malcolm Gets (Richard), Amy Pietz (Annie), Andy Lauer (Charlie), Paul Castree (Chris Duffy), James Callahan (Mayor Paisley), Patrick T. O'Brien (Councilman Hardy), Beth Wishnie (Lindsay), Patricia Gaul (Mrs. Baerwald), Earl Holliman (Fred Duffy), Mariette Hartley (Margaret Duffy) A good episode. Caroline gets a park in her hometown named after her, but her brother steals her thunder as usual. Caroline and the Watch (1996-02-01) Writer: Mark Wilding Director: James Burrows Cast: Lea Thompson (Caroline), Eric Lutes (Del), Malcolm Gets (Richard), Amy Pietz (Annie), Andy Lauer (Charlie), Rose Marie (Stella Dawson), Morey Amsterdam (Vic Stansky), Robert Cesario (Mr. Dunn), Beans Morocco (Minister) The opening titles change with this episode. Sadly they have done away with the little animated comic strips which they did for opening each episode. Also new is that in this episode Caroline got the new work desk. Which means that finally Richard and Caroline can work at the same time (From Caroline in the City Marathon on September 16th, 2008) |