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[Najemikon]

Oh, that scandal with Snow White, when she was heard to be shouting, "Lie to me! Lie! Lie! Lie to me! Tellthetruthtellthetruthtellthetruth... LIE!"

Awful business.

[snowcat]

 

Nope, this is another one... this involved Pinocchio's girlfriend getting splinters, and Gepetto suggesting Pinocchio use sandpaper.... end result, Pinoicchio dumps his girlfriend.

[venomsinner]

  I told you that joke!

[Dragonfire]

Oh my

[lovemunkey187]

Poor Minnie.  I wonder if she knows yet.

Forum rules and plain decency forbid me from showing you, but she's "busy" with Goofy!!! 

Ahhh, now it all makes sense. I had heard Minnie was crazy or loonie or something like that. Now that you mention it I do believe what I heard was she was f$#*ing Goofy! 

The joke I always heard was Mickey defending his accusation... "I meant you had big teeth!"

The joke I heard, was, Mickey is in court going through divorce proceedings and the Judge says "I'm sorry Mickey I can't accept your request to divorce Minnie because of her prominent front teeth", to which Mickey replies "No. I said, she's frakking Goofy"