My name is Dave and I'm not an alcoholic...

[Dragonfire]

 

I don't know where she is.  I have no control over when she appears. :p

[MEJHarrison]

Welcome Dave!  I hope this place lives up to the expectations I gave you!

[Kathy]

Hi Dave. I'm a little late to the party but I'm happy to see you here. 

[Achim]

Welcome, Dave!