The ultimate Swiss Army Knife

[DJ Doena]

http://www.amazon.de/Wenger-Schweizer-Offiziersmesser-Messer-Schatulle/dp/B000R0JDSI

Check out the customer images

http://www.amazon.de/gp/customer-media/product-gallery/B000R0JDSI

(in the Vader picture:
The shield is very useful in interstellar wars, unfortunately the corkscrew won't work when the shield is active, which is bad if the neighbour sends his air-to-ground missiles again.

Useful glow stick built from robust and immobile ions. Very practical to cut bread and toast it at the same time.

On page 2463 of the instruction manual, paragraph 12, line 558 is noted that if you use knife 58 and magnifier 27 and simultaneously put the corkscrew 213 in an angle of 83.82°, the ion modulator will activate and thus the light saber
)



Also available in the UK:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Wenger-Schweizer-Offiziersmesser-Messer-Schatulle/dp/B000R0JDSI (too bad the english customer reviews aren't as funny as the german ones...)

[snowcat]

To quote an English reviewer...

"My oh my, for self-defense you wouldn't even need to try, just throw the thing at the guy."


although I have to say.... that is scary looking.

[Critter]

You call that a knife?

[DJ Doena]

You call that a knife?

Yes.

[Critter]

Well, that shut me up.

[venomsinner]

...Well id like to see a cooler knife then that.