The Person Below Me

[Critter]

Date him? Dear man I want to marry him! Then I will finally be the vampire I have always wanted to be!

[spoiler]The hardest thing I have ever typed...  [/spoiler]


The person below me owns the collect box set collection of Bob the Builder.

[snowcat]

  Lies! Its Fireman Sam!

The person below me once went insane after watching Pete Jacksons (Extended) King Kong, due to its length and climbed to the top of the Empire State building holding a Barbie doll

[lyonsden5]

Actually it was a Chatty Cathy doll. What can I say. I like Jack Black movies.

The person below me likes colorized versions of movies.

[Rogmeister]

What?  You'll be hearing from my lawyer in the morning, you slanderer!

The person below wants to steal my cat!

[Najemikon]

I would like to try, but my incessant sneezing would give me away!

The person below me still thinks the England team have a chance in this years World Cup

[snowcat]

...Of course they do, we won the war didn't we? 

The person below uses the same type of "hair gel" as Cameron Diaz in There's Something About Mary

[Rogmeister]

Yeah, my friend Butch gets it for me but it comes in a plain brown wrapper and he won't tell me what brand it is.

The person below has Aquaman underoos...and wears them.

[Kathy]

That's because I heard Aquaman underoos makes one wet...

The person below me has slept with all the members of Monty Pythons Flying Circus.

[Antares]

Well they all looked good in drag. 


The person below me wants to become a Scientologist so they can steal the lifts from Tom Cruise's shoes.

[klandersen]

  Yeah OK you got me. I also want John Travolta's costume from Battlefield Earth.



The Person Below Me doesn't know who Lebron James is and doesn't care which team he finally decides to play on next year.

[Rogmeister]

Well, you're half-right.  I do know who Lebron James is...but I do not care about that egotist at all.

The person behind me has never played horseshoes.

[Achim]

The person behind me has never played horseshoes.

That is absolutely and utterly correct. Assuming you mean real-life horseshoe, as I have played virtual horseshoe in Red Dead Redemption.

The person below me has no intent to upgrade to Blu-ray anytime soon.

[Kathy]

Now THAT is true! Speaking of not upgrading...

The person below me still likes Laser Discs.

[lyonsden5]

Yes, but honestly I like Laser Tag better. 

The person below me isn't sure what the person below them is doing.

[Rogmeister]

Oh, I bet I do!

The person below me has never seen Miss Congeniality.