Twist It To Porn!

[SailorRipley]

Aaaalright, here's another dumb game (and hopefully fun).

*** THE HORRIBLE RULES***

• I give you all a movie title
• The poster will have to twist that movie title into a porn movie title and provide another title for the next poster.
• In order for the porn titles to work, they have to rhyme or make sense in the context of the movie title.
• Take in mind that this can get as raunchy as a Porky's movie, so I'll leave it to Touti to chime in and say if this is just too much.

Example:

Deep Blue Sea = Deep in Blue Seamen

OR

Saving Private Ryan = Shaving Ryan's Private's

OR

Anaconda = Anna's Condoms

You get the idea, right? 

All right, how about...

Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore

[SailorRipley]

Queen of the Damned

Queer of the Slammed

Edward Scissorhands OR...

[Najemikon]

Love it! 

Tales From the Crypt =

or Tales from the Quim 

Good Will Hunting =

[Touti]

Take in mind that this can get as raunchy as a Porky's movie, so I'll leave it to Touti to chime in and say if this is just too much.

This is a public forum so there has to be a limit.  I don't have any problems with this game as long as it doesn't get frankly gross or vulgar.  Unfortunately I won't participate much though because english isn't my main language so it would be a little hard for me.

[SailorRipley]

Now that I'm thinking about it, you may be quite right Touti. Maybe it wasn't such a hot idea after all.

This is why one shouldn't drink & post. I need a designated forum poster!

[Kathy]

Now that I'm thinking about it, you may be quite right Touti. Maybe it wasn't such a hot idea after all.

This is why one shouldn't drink & post. I need a designated forum poster!

Posts removed but.... I still think it's funny (and I don't drink!)

EDIT: 

[lyonsden5]

not twisting anything..... not even "porn" but possibly a bit risqué so I thought I'd post here.

Gotta love the internet and photoshop 

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c80/Illae/1185091090016.jpg

[Najemikon]

That gets you a point!