Just as people still quote Some like it Hot and Monty Python Anchorman's huge bank of one liners is sure to have fans quoting for years to come, and with a huge cult following its no surprise that this film is so widely regarded.
I think Cable Guy did achieve what it set out to do, but is therefore inherently flawed. It's a brave film, because it's slightly disturbing and uncomfortable, but they need an audience to trust them and when the film is sold on good old goofy Jim Carrey, they end up feeling deceived. I get the feeling that Observe and Report tried something similar? I haven't seen it, but I know it crashed and burned, possibly for the same reason.
...the hilarious Step Brothers.
...the hilarious Step Brothers.
I haven't seen that version. :devil:
...the hilarious Step Brothers.
I haven't seen that version. :devil:
Haha, really? I loved it, again, thats possible my thing about Will Ferrell and john c. Reilly films, or maybe its because I know men in there 30s exactly like those guys.
...the hilarious Step Brothers.
I haven't seen that version. :devil:
Haha, really? I loved it, again, thats possible my thing about Will Ferrell and john c. Reilly films, or maybe its because I know men in there 30s exactly like those guys.
I particularly had a problem with the younger brother (Step Brothers (http://www.dvdcollectorsonline.com/index.php/topic,5216.msg88451.html#msg88451)) and much as I like Ferrel, I thought it was lazy. I think it would have been better with unknown actors, and in fact, I enjoyed Hot Rod much more and there are vague similarities... :D
...I have never enjoyed any of his parts...
... have you seen Stranger Than Fiction, he's proper acting job? ...
For Stranger Than Fiction, I've only seen the trailer and let's just say I certainly won't sit through the movie.
And Winter Passing has Zooey in, who I can't take seriously since Mark Kermode ripped her to pieces in his 500 Days of Summer review! Every time I see her picture I think of his impression... :laugh:
And Winter Passing has Zooey in, who I can't take seriously since Mark Kermode ripped her to pieces in his 500 Days of Summer review! Every time I see her picture I think of his impression... :laugh:
Link? BTW, I'm looking forward to 500 Days of Summer. :P
I honestly understand why people don't like Will Ferrell
I honestly understand why people don't like Will Ferrell
As far as I can tell I only know him as Wild-Life Marshall Willenholly or whatever in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and as Wedding/Funeral Crasher in Wedding Crashers and I din't care for him in either role. I just don't find him funny.
But Zoolander has the problem of starring Ben Stiller in the leading role...
Stranger the Fiction has Emma Thompson in.... is that better?
Stranger the Fiction has Emma Thompson in.... is that better?
Actually, that's better.
I enjoyed this film but I do have to criticise certain points, firstly a lot of the victim's in the film seem to suffer from Stupid Victim Syndrome meaning they were in a situation where they could have triumphed but chose not to. Unfortunately the other points contain spoilers and so I will not write them on here.This forum has spoiler tags. So, if you want to write something that potentially spoils the movie for the uninitiated then use those tags; that will allow people who saw the film to read your opinion also on those issues.
I enjoyed this film but I do have to criticise certain points, firstly a lot of the victim's in the film seem to suffer from Stupid Victim Syndrome meaning they were in a situation where they could have triumphed but chose not to. Unfortunately the other points contain spoilers and so I will not write them on here.This forum has spoiler tags. So, if you want to write something that potentially spoils the movie for the uninitiated then use those tags; that will allow people who saw the film to read your opinion also on those issues.
The spoiler tag can be used from the tool bar (button is b&w and labeled SP) or by manually enclosing the critical text with {spoiler}{/spoiler} (using the square brackets of course). Those tags will create this:(click to show/hide)
You may be able to read between the lines that I am interested to hear about your spoilerific complains :D
Haha, well... I try to write my reviews for here and my blog simultaneously ;) so I don't like to edit them... but Ill spoiler them away for you Achim.Those are all good points, although I must admit I hadn't been bothered by them myself.(click to show/hide)
I read the Shining a while back, I should read it again its a very good book. My favourite Stephen King book is Misery though :pIt was a time where I was buying all his book, so I own a lot of his works untill Desesperation who was the last one I've bought. My favorites were always The Stand and It (can't decide wich one I like the most), but I hate the tv adaptation of them (for The Stand it's more than hate). For Misery, Dolores Claiborne and Rose Madder I've always got the feeling that they were not written by him but his wife. Of course it's certainly untrue, but they doesn't feel like a King's story... For his short story my favorite are Stand by Me and The Library Policeman.
I recommend you read "Intensity" by Dean Koontz .I like Koontz also, but not as much. I don't know the english title but my favorite of him are the one with the time travel theme (I know it's almost a woman story) and the one with the "goblins" who live with the human to torture them.
You're right on the first one, but the other is Twilight Eyes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twilight_Eyes). I've always think that the last one would made a very terryfiying horror movie if made by a competent director and without tv actors of the week.
Revitalising the slasher genre, Scream not only bought back the cliché slasher film conventions, but introduced some new ones.:whistle: Are you serious? This film is responsible for the death of the slasher film genre and the birth of the annoying PG-13 kiddie horror lost of time that we have now...
Revitalising the slasher genre, Scream not only bought back the cliché slasher film conventions, but introduced some new ones.:whistle: Are you serious? This film is responsible for the death of the slasher film genre and the birth of the annoying PG-13 kiddie horror lost of time that we have now...
And Winter Passing has Zooey in, who I can't take seriously since Mark Kermode ripped her to pieces in his 500 Days of Summer review! Every time I see her picture I think of his impression... :laugh:
Link? BTW, I'm looking forward to 500 Days of Summer. :P
Link? BTW, I'm looking forward to 500 Days of Summer. :P
Just linked one for Jimmy and I've now found the one for 500 Days of Summer (second one down): http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00mf3b0 ;)
I wonder if you're restricted if you aren't in the UK? :hmmmm: I'm sure Kermode has a written version, but you can't hear his impressions of Zooey ("big wide eyes, fringe...") and the line "goes through the stargate of kook" loses something when you can't hear him grimacing! :laugh:
... the death of the slasher film genre and the birth of the annoying PG-13 kiddie horror...
The idea of showing anything of Michael's past defeats the point of the story.:thumbup:
The idea of showing anything of Michael's past defeats the point of the story.:thumbup:
I hate this new way to do horror movie. Sorry but I don't want to know that Michael Myers, Leatherface, Jason, Torgo or Jaws were bullied when they were young. Nobody need a motivation to be bad, most of the time a psychopath is a psychopath because he like that... This is just a lazy way to do film because the public isn't able to do 1 plus 1 equals 2 anymore since the youngest generation is more and more dumb.
I think its trying to appeal to a wider audience, a drama fan is more likely to watch a horror film if there's a deep story behind it.And this is exactly the reason why most of the new USians horror film aren't mind challenging or interesting anymore. Wider audience equals PG-13 boringfest fill with untalented TV young flavor of the month "actor", but on the other side we had crap like Hostel and Saw that aren't really better. Horror doesn't have to please the "drama fan", do we ask to see vampire in The Young and the Restless? No since those show are suppose to be boring and we understand that
Horror is reaching a wider audience then it ever has.Certainly not... The horror genre was more popular from the sixties to the eighties. Most of the new movies openned at the #1 spot on the US box-office (because of the marketing), disapear 1 or 2 week later and they are forgotten like they deserve to be a couple of month after their release.
Horror is reaching a wider audience then it ever has.Certainly not... The horror genre was more popular from the sixties to the eighties. Most of the new movies openned at the #1 spot on the US box-office (because of the marketing), disapear 1 or 2 week later and they are forgotten like they deserve to be a couple of month after their release.
Of course we must thank the rest of the world and the independant for giving us real movie now ;D
You see what you've done, Emma? We'd just managed to calm Jimmy down and now you've poked him with a stick! ::) :P
When a Terminator film can be released as a PG, you know something is very wrong and it's indicative of their whole philosophy. Maybe I'm wrong about Halloween, but he doesn't make it easy doing a remake to cash-in on the name and getting released between Saw movies. :shrug:
When a Terminator film can be released as a PG, you know something is very wrong...
;P im sorry! ..I just found this pointy stick.:laugh:
;P im sorry! ..I just found this pointy stick.:laugh:
It's not that pointy, but it's true that I don't really like most of what is called movie actually in the mainstream US industry. Maybe it's because of my age since I was there when horror movies were horror movies and not pointless remakes or kiddie stuff or no meaning violence like the Saw franchise.
BTW, I have a real touchy subject button that can be push and start my angry mode. But it was never push here and I doubt it will be ;D
and no Jon it isn't Tarantino :P
I watched The Happening at the cinema after I had skipped M. Night's Lady in the Water. I found the concept appealing and the first 30 minutes seemed to take off quite well. Well, after that it well went downhill in my opinion. The movie got weirder by the minute and the final solution was so laughablethat I have lost interest in any future M. Night film.(click to show/hide)
The Sixth Sense is great, Unbreakable underrated and I thought Signs was quite alright. After that he seems to have lost his touch.
I think M Night has the same problem as Quentin Tarrantino and Kevin Smith (sadly) they all made brilliant directorial débuts, and have spent there career trying to re capture the originality of those films.
Quentin Tarrantino (...) originality:hysterical:
Quentin Tarrantino (...) originality:hysterical:
Quentin Tarrantino (...) originality:hysterical:
Sixth Sense and Unbreakable were amazing. Signs showed weaknesses, mainly in directing action (i.e., he can't) and that made me reconsider Unbreakable. Is it slow and ponderous because it's supposed to be, or is it because Night doesn't know how to do anything else?
Why?
Salva had sexually molested Nathan Forrest Winters the principal actors of Clownhouse who was 14 years old at the time. He isn't cure and he is always a risk for the society.
If I want to watch a movie full of bare chested young men, I will watch a David DeCoteau's movie at least he isn't a criminal.
:laugh:
At least we can agree on the film. Oh, hang on... :hmmmm:
Jeepers Creepers started well, but I thought the last third or so was dreadful. It was the bit where she runs it over with the car and then reverses over it again. It was that very moment it went down hill for me. The sequence in the police station was a joke. I would have liked the ending if they could have kept up the suspense of the first act. Didn't bother with the second one. :shrug:
As I've said elsewhere, American horror is frankly a bit shit for the last few years and this could have been a serious exception, but no, they blew it, like they always do.
As I've said elsewhere, American horror is frankly a bit shit for the last few years and this could have been a serious exception, but no, they blew it, like they always do.
As I've repeatedly said I'm not a horror fan or expert, but your recent talk about "authentic horror" made me think of Friedkin's Bug (2006). That to me was an exceptional movie. So "they" don't always blow it, just most of the time. And you know the saying about 90% of everything...
True, there are always exceptions, but it's the mainstream I mean.
True, there are always exceptions, but it's the mainstream I mean.
Hm, I would have thought of Bug being almost mainstream. Unlike Spider (which I haven't seen), it got a wide release in the US. And if there is any name that (for me) links back to a classic 70s horror movie, it would be Friedkin.
Not Another Teen Movie was probably not the best example, but its a great parody :p
Not Another Teen Movie was probably not the best example, but its a great parody :p
Now you should always respect other peoples opinions, but... well I can't. Because you're wrong. And possibly on heavy medication.
:tease:
Marie try to watch it after Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet The Spartans, Disaster Movie and The Underground Comedy Movie like I've done in april... You will find that Not Another Teen Movie is a comedic masterpiece :laugh:
But I look forward to your review. If I can get past the weird look of the film, maybe Kermode is wrong and it works really well.Well, he said also, IIRC, that for people who like Anderson's smug films Mr. Fox should be just fine. He mainly kept pointing out that he thought it failed at being what it should be, which is a fillm for children made from a book for children. However, for the subsequent show several listeners had written in to confirm that their children had liked the film...
the thing is regardless of if the book was written at the time for kids, times have changed, the main character is a thief ;P not exactly top of parents role model lists these days.
I agree! I think people are over protective XD Id let my kids watch Tom and Jerry!!
the new release has got a little disclaimer on the back "not suitable for children"
I agree! I think people are over protective XD Id let my kids watch Tom and Jerry!!
the new release has got a little disclaimer on the back "not suitable for children"
Wait a minute...Tom and Jerry isn't suitable for children now?Good thing that we are the one who decide for our children (or our hypothetical one in my case) and not the "think at the children" religious nut...
A sequel is in the works and proposed release is 2010, both Kilmer and Downey – Jr are set to come back, I hope it’s as good as the original, and I hope it gets a wider release.
There's a lot of love on this forum for Kiss Kiss Bang Bang...
Although the manly people here also think that there should be a few more words about Michelle Monaghan in a KKBB review. ;)
I remember you chastising me for calling Michelle "gorgeous" as it was too small a word. I called her gorgeous in my Gone Baby Gone review too, in which she was superb. Have you seen it yet?
I remember you chastising me for calling Michelle "gorgeous" as it was too small a word. I called her gorgeous in my Gone Baby Gone review too, in which she was superb. Have you seen it yet?
No, I haven't. I remember dismissing it, because the kid²napping story had no appeal to me. But as you noted, I even got Eagle Eye now, so I may still change my mind.
I think this film is massively over hyped, I really enjoyed it but it just isn't the greatest film of all time, now I can get in to arguments about time etc, but what about The Wizard of Oz? Gone With the Wind? Wuthering Heights? Maybe I'm missing something, I guess its subjective its one of those things I think people agree with just to agree, of course “the greatest movie of all time” is entirely subjective, I just wish I wouldn't read countless publications with the same top 5. Of course I'm sure I've opened a giant can of worms.
I remember being told that Citizen Kane was amazing because they showed ceilings in the shots.... I laughed, I don't think the average cinema goer of 1941 walked out of a film saying "that's so unrealistic, where are the ceilings in the shots?"
what do you think he is trying to do by showing the ceiling?
Oh, I love this shit! We have a chicken and the egg situation. But why? Goddamn it! Why?You have me curious now... So, why did he show the ceiling?
I realise the film is a masterpiece. The use of non linear flashbacks, combined with Kane's fascinating character make this a great story, leaving the ending open for interpretation was also a big thing then.It's been a while since I last saw it, but I don't remember be overly open at the end. After all, the reference to Rosebud is revealed... Or am I missing something?
You either liked it or didn't, thats what having a personal choice is for.
I say it as I see it, and even when I can respect certain films (seven samurai jumps to mind) it doesn't mean I have to enjoy it.
I've had some good debates with jon over time and he has helped my overall film education. But he would never influence my opinion (nor I'm sure would he want to), enjoying a film is purely down to personal taste.
Sadly there are a lot of people beyond these forums who are influenced by these lists, they feel they should say some 'classics' in their top ten, even if they would never be in their top ten desert island discs.
For Citizen Kane, I actually enjoyed the film, and clearly understand why it is historically significant in terms of movie-making, but it would never be in my top ten.
You have me curious now... So, why did he show the ceiling?I realise the film is a masterpiece. The use of non linear flashbacks, combined with Kane's fascinating character make this a great story, leaving the ending open for interpretation was also a big thing then.It's been a while since I last saw it, but I don't remember be overly open at the end. After all, the reference to Rosebud is revealed... Or am I missing something?
I agree with everything you say about it being technically a great film how ever ;P as an extremley amature film maker and writer I like to think the story is more important then the techniques, I make a film for an audiance not change the way films are made. ;)
As for the ending being subjective, whilst we know what Rosebud is, its left open as to why he said it, what does it mean to him? what did it symbolise? why was it so important to him that it was his dying word! and why does that snowglobe remind him of it? if you see the film again you instantly remember the sled and its importance. on a one time viewing, you could forget that!;P thats what I ment by open.
I really liked the Iron Man movie too! Unlike you I didn't know too much about the character before the movie though. BTW... did you stick with it and see the scene after the credits? I made that mistake the first time I watched it. I had to go back to see the final scene! And it is worth it too! :)
:laugh:
And yeah I seen the new Hulk movie... yeah there is a similar scene at the end of that one too. I liked it a lot as well. Definitely better then the first attempt. :thumbup:
I think we probably disagree because of the Hulk that I watched growing up... I think the new movie appeals more to the people that watched the old TV series then the comics or toons.
Nice. :D I love An American Werewolf in London too! It's become a site fave. Check out Jimmy's index above and you'll find one from him, me and Pete. In fact, at the time, Pete didn't like giving out 5 stars, but he did do for this... :thumbup:
Check out Jimmy's index above and you'll find one from him, me and Pete.Just got a look and the follow up movie (since it was for the 2008 horror marathon) was Wolf Creek... It's sure a bad memory :laugh:
Nice. :D I love An American Werewolf in London too! It's become a site fave. Check out Jimmy's index above and you'll find one from him, me and Pete. In fact, at the time, Pete didn't like giving out 5 stars, but he did do for this... :thumbup:
Talking of that, it owuld be great if you could rate your reviews Emma, so we knew at a glance what you thought of it. :2cents:
...I should also Mention, I watched the HD version of the film, I didn't think it looked that impressive :S maybe they up scaled again for the Blu-ray.Well, yeah, it's not stunning like, let's say, Blade Runner. I was factoring in an interview I read where John Landis discussed the bad shape of the original negative; considering that I thought that those darker moments where real amzing. Besides, in many dark scenes you now can actually see some details...
Haha, uhh sorry to be a pain in the arse Rich XD I don't like rating things, one because Im a pretentious writer, :P two because sometimes I don't now how I would rate them :S I really like some things but don't want to rate them highly.... and im annoying :p
haha, ok then ill adopt those to future reviews :P
As everyone already knows, a basic rule of photography says how you compose the subject suggests how you want the viewer to feel about it; Villains tower above you, cute little dogs look up at you. Be careful when you take a snap of your partner! Do you worship them, own them, or consider them equal? ;) Welles took this to a new level in film that is rarely used even now.
You're right, the ending isn't really open...(click to show/hide)
There are so many layers to the screenplay that there are also many themes to that ending too...(click to show/hide)
Sorry to be quoting such an old response, but I love talking about great old films, and I just stumbled upon this review.
Oh no! He's resurrected the Kane debate! :laugh:
Thank you though, because you're right and more effort should be made to remember people like Toland. It was Welles' charisma and vision that got Kane made, but you have to remember, he came from radio. You don't just pick things up like that. I've wondered before that although Citizen Kane seems technically perfect, much of it smacks of Orson refusing to follow the accepted rules. I bet when he laid out what he wanted, he'd have been told to stop being silly because they can't dig up the studio floor and how can the camera possibly move through a solid set? ;)There are so many layers to the screenplay that there are also many themes to that ending too...(click to show/hide)
That's nice, I like that... :thumbup:Sorry to be quoting such an old response, but I love talking about great old films, and I just stumbled upon this review.
Don't be sorry. In fact, catch up with our Hitchcock marathon. Plenty of reading in there and it continues for a few weeks yet!
I also failed to mention that I was glad to see you use Ikiru in your argument as well. A seldom seen film that it is every bit as good as Kane.
You know, for years I've been searching for a forum where film appreciation is discussed from a viewers, not film students point of view. I sometimes venture onto the Criterion forum, but they can be so pompous it drives me away. How many times can you belt out platitudes about Eisenstein and Godard before the dung's waist deep.
I think I've found my Film Valhalla. :dance: :thumbup:
I think I've found my Film Valhalla. :dance: :thumbup:
I also failed to mention that I was glad to see you use Ikiru in your argument as well. A seldom seen film that it is every bit as good as Kane.
You know, for years I've been searching for a forum where film appreciation is discussed from a viewers, not film students point of view. I sometimes venture onto the Criterion forum, but they can be so pompous it drives me away. How many times can you belt out platitudes about Eisenstein and Godard before the dung's waist deep.
I think I've found my Film Valhalla. :dance: :thumbup:
I'm really glad you said that because that's exactly why I like it here too. We've got a really good bunch of people and some of us drone on for hours (JON) and others (ME) just say whether they liked it or not, and we all gel pretty well, keeping each other balanced.
I think I've found my Film Valhalla. :dance: :thumbup:
We are glad to have you here, and a welcome addition to see such informed reviews of some older films that I for one was not too aware of.
Maybe you could think of joining our marathons at some point??
And probably the best part of what I have taken from the reviews is having my eyes opened to different genres than I tended to opt for, ie Petes influence compelled me to watch a month of horror films, Rogers influence is leading me towards a Western marathon, and I am now seriously considering stocking up on some Bollywood filmsSo I haven't open your eyes with my adult movie reviews Rich...
And probably the best part of what I have taken from the reviews is having my eyes opened to different genres than I tended to opt for, ie Petes influence compelled me to watch a month of horror films, Rogers influence is leading me towards a Western marathon, and I am now seriously considering stocking up on some Bollywood filmsSo I haven't open your eyes with my adult movie reviews Rich...
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Scrooged – 1988
Directed by – Richard Donner
Running Time – 101 Minutes
Stars: Bill Murray, Karen Allen, John Forsythe, Bobcat Goldthwait, Carol Kane
and I am now seriously considering stocking up on some Bollywood films
Scrooged – 1988
Directed by – Richard Donner
Running Time – 101 Minutes
Stars: Bill Murray, Karen Allen, John Forsythe, Bobcat Goldthwait, Carol Kane
"Can't you staple the antlers onto the mice?" :thumbup:
Personally I don't have enough interest to invest in this specialist genre - yet :PTry The Opening of Misty Bethoven, I don't know one person who haven't appreciated it following my recommandation. You can even watch it with your wife since it's a great couple movie.
Personally I don't have enough interest to invest in this specialist genre - yet :PTry The Opening of Misty Bethoven, I don't know one person who haven't appreciated it following my recommandation. You can even watch it with your wife since it's a great couple movie.
If you buy it and don't like it (even if I know that you are difficult), I'll send you an Amazon.uk gift certificate to compensate. So it isn't a big risk :whistle:
Of course the offer is only for Rich :P
Personally I don't have enough interest to invest in this specialist genre - yet :PTry The Opening of Misty Bethoven, I don't know one person who haven't appreciated it following my recommandation. You can even watch it with your wife since it's a great couple movie.
Going back to my Judd Apatow marathon I have the following films to watch and review.
Am I wrong?That's a rhetorical question, right?
Having not much clue about filmmaking but I would think that a good movie is much more dependant in the actual story than the direction. Surely a bad director can destroy a good script but I don't think that a bad script gets noticably better with another director.
Am I wrong?
Step Brothers helped reinforce Will Ferrel and John C Reilly as a comedy duo, I hope they work together more often, and not just on the proposed sequel to this film., it would be a shame for them to stop now.
Jon, have you seen this video before?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5JAPkvnyso (wouldn't embed)
John C Reilly, Jack Black and Will Ferrel performed at the Oscars a few years back. I think its quite funny :)
Emma I have the same problem you do. Everytime I try and embed a youtube video on this site, I use the Youtube ID and do it properly but it only ever comes up with the link, not the actual video.
Interesting, I always thought the X rating was after NC-17....It is, while taking my shower I realized my error but I didn't had the time to edit it before you read it :-[
and I thought children could go to an NC-17 if accompanied by an adultNo it's possible with the US R rating, but sadly no theater enforce any rules anymore in North America.
I believe amazon.co.uk has it fairly cheap right nowMy film budget is already spent this month. I've 2 order in the mail for more than 100 $US who will arrive here sooner or later.
This is a film that Wes Craven would be proud of...
Lol, I have to say, whilst I liked the way it was made I don't think I will ever watch it again because of the faultsReading your review I had thought you liked it more than that... :hmmmm:
To anyone who prejudges this film leave your preconceptions at the door and give it a chance.
To anyone who prejudges this film leave your preconceptions at the door and give it a chance.
Good grief, no.
:hysterical:
Nothing against your very good review, Emma, but I just find this side of Disney to be soulless. Not to mention I don't like musicals at the best of times. :shrug:
Lol... Jon, fair enough if you don't like musicals... However I personally think its wrong to hate a film without seeing it regardless of genre. :tease:
I have to agree, I'd rather have bamboo splints rammed beneath my fingernails than sit through a musical. :bag: :laugh:
Bamboo splints sounds far more interesting!It depends of the musical.... I like those 2
Bamboo splints sounds far more interesting!
But then again, I'd watch a musical before a Tarantino film. :tease: :hysterical: :tomato:
Although I would class most Disney films as musicals.... anything against regular 'ol Disney films? :P
It seems you did not enjoy anything from the Disney Renaissance then Jon?
:hmmmm: ...now what if Tarantino made a Musical? :headscratch:But then again, I'd watch a musical before a Tarantino film. :tease: :hysterical: :tomato:
See, now you're just limiting yourself! :laugh:
:hmmmm: ...now what if Tarantino made a Musical? :headscratch:But then again, I'd watch a musical before a Tarantino film. :tease: :hysterical: :tomato:
See, now you're just limiting yourself! :laugh:
:hmmmm: ...now what if Tarantino made a Musical? :headscratch:But then again, I'd watch a musical before a Tarantino film. :tease: :hysterical: :tomato:
See, now you're just limiting yourself! :laugh:
I'd be very unlikely to like it! Unless he had someone :whistle: massacre the performers...
TWINKLETOES!
A Musical by Quentin Tarantino
Noriko has always wanted to be a DANCER!
But life has not been kind to the nubile nymph...
Sold into sexual slavery at the age of seven...
To keep her sanity she practiced!, practiced!, practiced!...
The dance steps that set her dreams free...
All the while honing the techniques of a deadly ninja assassin...
Biding her time, waiting for the time to strike...
...back at those who cast her away...
...back at those who used her for so long...
and all who stood in her way!...
Now they'll pay the price as she dances...
...on their graves!!!!!!
No it won't work the movies are too known to be stolen. But Catalina Caper, The Apple, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band or Sextette could be used for an homage ;D
Do you know Weird Al Yankovic's song "Jerry Springer", which is based on "One Week"? I love this parody song.
It's been one week since we got to see
cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry
five days since they had the show
with the hermaphrodite the slut and the crack ho
three days since we heard the tale
about the guy who learned his woman was a she-male
yesterday it occurred to me
that I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer
:P you missed half the DVD off!