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Title: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on December 29, 2010, 10:36:35 PM
Just a thread where I can post the one paragraph summations on films I've watched, as opposed to my full reviews.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on December 29, 2010, 11:40:23 PM
Targets (1968) 3.5/5 - Bogdanovich's first film is a tautly paced thriller using the Charles Whitman saga as the basis for its narrative. You can see the seeds of a crafted director being sown in the framing and pacing of the film. For a first film, Bogdanovich also shows restraint and good editing technique to keep the film moving forward without any hiccups. The cast, including Boris Karloff, do a good job with the material supplied, and I was surprised after the film was over and I looked up a few of them at IMDB, that none went on to successful careers. Pity, there were some good performances in this.

Daisy Miller (1974) 1.5/5 - I remember many years ago reading about how the film Irreconcilable Differences was loosely based on Peter Bogdanovich and Polly Platt's working and personal relationship in the late 60's and early 70's. After watching Daisy Miller, the correlation between Bogdanovich and Brodsky is a little more than loose. In Irreconcilable Differences, Brodsky becomes so romantically blinded by an actress he makes into an international star with her first film, that he slates her to appear in a musical version of Gone With the Wind. Needless to say, it's a disaster from the get go, and his burgeoning career is ruined. Likewise in Daisy Miller, Bogdanovich, who made Cybill Shepard a star with The Last Picture Show, plants her in a period piece which needs the depth of a well-crafted actress. Unfortunately for the viewer, Shepard is just a pretty face who grates and annoys with her shrill renderings of the dialog. But I must give credit where credit is due. I can understand Bogdanovich's fascination with Shepards looks, for she radiates in this film. Every shot, every angle, just seems to extol the natural beauty of a girl who should have remained a glamour model. More times than not, I too found myself, hypnotized by her beauty in this film. But the rest of the film is trash.

Some Like It Hot (1959) 3.5/5 - I know this is considered to be one of the funniest films in the history of cinema, but it has never gelled for me. It basically is a one joke theme stretched out like a pad of butter on a long piece of French bread. It's cute at times and there is the occasional laugh, but I feel it is one of Billy Wilder's weaker films from his most creative period. I think it's most likely Jack Lemmon's performance that probably tips the scales towards mediocrity for me. At times, he's over the top and at other times he's just outright annoying. I was surprised how good Marilyn Monroe and Tony Curtis were together, and the chemistry between the two was believable. Joe E. Brown is probably the best part of this film. All in all, The Apartment is a better gauge of Wilder's comedic talents.

Make Way for Tomorrow (1937) 4/5 - This was one hell of a depressing film, and I can understand why it fared poorly back in 1937. While Frank Capra's films of the time, were filled with hope for the future, McCarey's story is like a slap across the face to many of the families, struggling to co-exist in the middle of the Great Depression. I found my self squirming in my seat at times at the harshness of the children and the grandchild in this story. The only redeeming part for me, was when the father basically tells his daughter to fuck off on the phone. It's a very good film, but you will come away either feeling disturbed or guilty about you and your parent's relationship.

Remember the Night (1940) 4/5 - It is for films such as this that I thank God for Turner Classic Movies. It is probably a film which will never see the light of day on DVD, and that's a shame, because Preston Sturges' witty screenplay and the chemistry between Barbara Stanwyck and Fred MacMurray is first rate. The more films I see with the electrifying Stanwyck, the more I begin to feel that Bette Davis was overrated. No matter what the genre or the role, Stanwyck incorporates the right amount of tenderness, offset with a sensuality that her contemporaries such as Davis, Joan Crawford and Katharine Hepburn could only dream of. If you get a chance to view this, you will not be disappointed.

The Admirable Crichton (1957) 3.5/5 - Harmless little comedy starring Kenneth More as a butler named Crichton in post-Victorian England who is shipwrecked on a south seas island with his lord and his family. The tables are turned on the family when their pampered lifestyle and upbringing are completely unsuited for their surroundings, and they turn towards Crichton for the help they need to survive. After living happily on the island for two years as equals, they are rescued by a passing English ship. Now their status in English society reverts to the norm, and Crichton bids the family farewell, in hopes that the secret of their little society on the island will not be unearthed. I now know where Sherwood Schwartz got some of his ideas for Gilligan's Island.

Pickup on South Street (1953) 4/5 - I used to think that Robert Mitchum was the poster boy for definitive Noir tough guy/villain, but after watching Night and the City, Kiss of Death, Roadhouse, and Sam Fuller's Pickup on South Street, I've had to re-assess my decision. Widmark, although not as cool and collected as Mitchum, just oozes sleaze out of his pores, yet can also appear like a lost little boy about to be devoured by the evil that surrounds him. In Pickup on South Street, he plays a pickpocket who lifts a wallet from Jean Peters' pocketbook on a Manhattan subway. Unbeknownst to him and Peters, the wallet contains microfilm that Peters was unknowingly delivering to a Communist spy. His theft is witnessed by an undercover agent of the FBI, who has been tailing Peters for some time, in hopes of catching the spy at the end of the delivery. The film plays out as the Feds try to get Widmark to help them catch the spy, all the while Peters tries to get the film back from him using her sexuality in the beginning, but then falling in love with him at the end. Very good Noir.

Body Heat (1981) 4/5 - Lawrence Kasdan has never been a favorite of mine, but Body Heat is most definitely his best film. Two parts Double Indemnity to one part The Postman Always Rings Twice make for a sultry and seductive nod to the great Film Noirs of the past. Kathleen Turner, in one of her first starring roles, blazes as hot as the setting in Kasdan's tale. She plays Matty, a young trophy wife of Richard Crenna, a middle-aged entrepreneur who only comes home on the weekends. Matty loves her opulent lifestyle, but longs to get away from the stifling nature of her marriage. To that end, she seduces a small town lawyer named Ned Racine (William Hurt) and convinces him to help her murder her husband and runaway together with Crenna's estate. But a big double cross awaits Racine and in the end, he gets what every Noir protagonist gets at the hands of a wily and sexy femme fatale, the big shaft.

Chloé in the Afternoon (1972) 4/5 - I really enjoyed this film and it has now piqued my interest in exploring more films by Rohmer. The dialog, pacing, emotions and framing were fantastic. At first I thought, why would this guy be interested in such a girl as Chloé, when he has such a beautiful, caring wife in Hélène at home. Chloé is cold and a little bit too masculine in her demeanor. She treats men just as any testosterone surging male would, but then Rohmer shows her softer and vulnerable side, and as the story progressed, I too felt an attraction to Chloé and I wanted to see them get together to consummate the relationship. Such is the way that Rohmer lays the story out, that when that moment is about to take place, I felt the same feelings that Frédéric feels, trepidation and a want to escape from making this most egregious of mistakes. When Frédéric returns home to his wife, whom he now realizes how much he truly loves her,
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First rate film making from a director I'm looking forward to exploring.

Five Savage Men (1970) 1.5/5 - I remember having a schoolboy crush on Michele Carey when I first saw Howard Hawk's remake of Rio Bravo, El Dorado. The sight of Michele in the tightest leather pants and that purring, sexy voice just blew me away. She never really went on to everlasting success and pretty much disappeared by the mid-70's. Now I know why. Five Savage Men has to be the worst western I've ever seen. It starts out strong, with Keenan Wynn as a ruthless outlaw who murders everyone but Carey, on a stagecoach he robs. He and his compatriots abduct the pretty schoolmarm and after stripping, tying her to stakes and raping her, they leave her for dead. She's rescued by an Apache (Henry Silva) who nurses her back to health and then helps her exact her revenge on all five outlaws.

The direction in this film is beyond terrible, the screenplay has more holes than a Confederate uniform in 1865 and the soundtrack has to be the single most annoying, and at times, silly score ever written for the screen. The only redeeming feature of this film, is that for a few brief moments, Carey is shown tied down on the ground, fully naked. Unfortunately, this is only for a scant few minutes and you are then burdened with having to watch the rest of the film. Avoid this film at all costs.

Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008) 3/5 - I think that it's time for Woody Allen to retire. He's reached the point in his career where he feels he needs to prove he's still viable and hip to younger audiences. I found a lot of the dialog in VCB extremely forced and sadly reminiscent of better dialog from his earlier films. There's a scene in which Vicky accompanies a fellow student from her language class on a walk around town. They go into a market and the guy makes an innocent move on the recently married Vicky. As she nervously recoils, she explains why she can't accept his advances and the scene denigrates into a weak facsimile of the Michael Caine and Barbara Hershey encounter in the street during Hannah and her Sisters. All of the other dialog in the film suffers from what has always been a weakness in latter day Allen films, you can't help but feel that each character is a derivative of Allen's own personality.

Cape Fear (1962) 4/5 - What was Martin Scorcese thinking? It's been too many years for me to admit, but I should have seen this film much, much earlier. Robert Mitchum is even better in this than he was in Night of the Hunter. What doesn't work in Scorcese's version, works magnificently in this film. The atmosphere, acting and suspense are all top-knotch. What makes Max Cady menacing in this film is that Mitchum makes him believable, unlike the zealously religious caricature that DeNiro portrays in the remake.

The Ice Storm (1997) 3/5 - Ang Lee creates a beautifully moody set piece about two dysfunctional families in upper middle class New Canaan Connecticut. Unfortunately, there is no soul in the screenplay. I couldn't find one character who I either liked or cared for. Also, Lee spins the screenplay into divergent streams that are never resolved in the end. What was the point of the Katie Holmes character, what happened to Elena after they catch her shoplifting, and why don't we see Janey's reaction to the accident at the end of the film? It just felt to me that the story just meandered aimlessly for its two hour duration, and in the end, came across as an unnecessary waste of my time. Sure it was true to life, but if I don't care about the people involved, then why should it interest me.

Kiss Me Deadly (1955) 3/5 - Being a huge fan of Film Noir, having not seen what I have been told is one of the hallmarks of the genre, was a glaring omission. But I must say, as Noirs go, this dog don't hunt. While it had every Noir motif imaginable, it just failed to rise above the tawdry, amateur nature of the story it was based upon. Mickey Spillane has never been my cup of tea. He's always been Hammett or Chandler lite to me. His dialog, while fast and furious on the lips, is hollow to the point of opacity.

While the pacing of the film was excellent and the framing and cinematography are top-notch, the overall feel of the narrative tends to have an oft kilter motion at times that belies a bad editing job. A few frames snipped here and there would have probably helped a lot, but being made by a poverty row company like Parklane Pictures, the funding probably wasn't available for a first class editor. Another part of the film that appeared amateurish was the musical score. At times it was right on cue when emphasizing action taking place, but at other times, it became intrusive and too bold. After finishing the film, I looked up the film's composer, Frank DeVol. After looking at his canon of film scores, I understood why the music was inappropriate at times, his greatest claim to fame were Doris Day films of the late 50's & early 60's.

If you're interested in what a Noir should look like, then check this film out. But if you want to see what a great Noir should be, then bypass this and seek out Double Indemnity, The Asphalt Jungle, The Killing or Out of the Past.

Ondine (2009) 4/5 - I was recommended this film by Matthias and once again, he has picked a winner. I loved the atmosphere of the film and the fairy tale aspect of the story. Colin Farrell and Alicja Bachleda show the kind of chemistry that portends their relationship in real life and Alison Barry as the daughter is first rate. It definitely reminded me of The Secret of Roan Inish by John Sayles, another film about Selkes and Irish folklore. The only downside has to be the abrupt change of pace at the end when director Neil Jordan
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. I felt that this destroyed the hauntingly beautiful nature of the screenplay. But, even with the twist at the end, I'd definitely recommend this film to anyone who likes a good story and doesn't need explosions or car chases to be entertained.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Najemikon on December 30, 2010, 12:12:01 AM
I adore Some Like It Hot! Especially Lemmon's performance. Yes, The Apartment is arguably a better film, but surley Wilder was aiming to have more fun with this? The Apartment has a serious and substantial core which Some Like It Hot doesn't need.

I know I'm about to feed your incessant, irrational frothing hatred of Spielberg, :tease: but considering past comments I thought this titbit of trivia would interest you. While Spielberg prepared Schindler's List for several years, he had no intention of directing it and offered it to a variety of directors, including Roman Polanski, who refused on the grounds it would be too personal for him -and then ironically made his own ::). Eventually Spielberg offered List to Martin Scorcese. Meanwhile he was developing Cape Fear for himself to direct, but he finally he decided that he wanted to see Schindler's List through as it had come to mean something more to him and his family, so he gave Scorcese Cape Fear instead, highlighting the commercial power the story had to bring him to a wider audience.

Thing is, I reckon Scorcese dropped the ball. I swear, before I knew anything of the above, I felt like he was trying to ape Spielberg's style. It feels more awkward compared to the previous years Goodfella's. I found that an odd choice on Scorcese's part and one that meant the film couldn't quite work.

I'd have been fascinated by Spielberg's version, but a Scorcese Schindler's List? No way!
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on December 30, 2010, 12:29:32 AM
I adore Some Like It Hot! Especially Lemmon's performance. Yes, The Apartment is arguably a better film, but surley Wilder was aiming to have more fun with this? The Apartment has a serious and substantial core which Some Like It Hot doesn't need.

Don't get me wrong, it's a cute film, but it does not deserve the gargantuan glowing praise that has been poured upon it over the years.

I know I'm about to feed your incessant, irrational frothing hatred of Spielberg, :tease:

I DON"T hate Spielberg, I just see him for what he is, a modern day P.T. Barnum. There are a few films by him that I like...Amistad, Empire of the Sun, Catch Me If You Can and The Sugarland Express.

I felt like he was trying to ape Spielberg's style.

If that were the case, it would have had elements to it that were overdone. Subtlety is not Spielberg's strongest suit.

I'd have been fascinated by Spielberg's version, but a Scorcese Schindler's List? No way!

Why not, it would have been interesting to see Joe Pesce as Amon Goeth. You Jews think I'm funny! BANG!  :laugh:

And just think of all the creative camera angles that Scorcese would have used when a German shot one of the Jews.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Dr. Hasslein on December 30, 2010, 12:33:00 AM
I adore Some Like It Hot! Especially Lemmon's performance. Yes, The Apartment is arguably a better film, but surley Wilder was aiming to have more fun with this? The Apartment has a serious and substantial core which Some Like It Hot doesn't need.

Don't get me wrong, it's a cute film, but it does not deserve the gargantuan glowing praise that has been poured upon it over the years.

I know I'm about to feed your incessant, irrational frothing hatred of Spielberg, :tease:

I DON"T hate Spielberg, I just see him for what he is, a modern day P.T. Barnum. There are a few films by him that I like...Amistad, Empire of the Sun, Catch Me If You Can and The Sugarland Express.

I felt like he was trying to ape Spielberg's style.

If that were the case, it would have had elements to it that were overdone. Subtlety is not Spielberg's strongest suit.

I'd have been fascinated by Spielberg's version, but a Scorcese Schindler's List? No way!

Why not, it would have been interesting to see Joe Pesce as Amon Goeth. You Jews think I'm funny! BANG!  :laugh:

And just think of all the creative camera angles that Scorcese would have used when a German shot one of the Jews.

Could you image a Scorsese Schindler's List? All the Nazis would be played by Italian Americans.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Dr. Hasslein on December 30, 2010, 12:40:53 AM
Under Siege

Great action movie from the 90's, that's very well made. Tommy Lee Jones is great as a psychotic villain.
Steven Seagal's performance is decent and is well suited to his role. And last but not least Gary Busey. I really like him in this movie because he is playing himself, an asshole.   

4/5
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on December 30, 2010, 12:51:53 AM
Could you image a Scorsese Schindler's List? All the Nazis would be played by Italian Americans.  :laugh:

And you'd get the obligatory scene of Scorcese's mother feeding all the SS officers at the train station.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Achim on December 30, 2010, 05:58:24 AM
I felt like he was trying to ape Spielberg's style.

If that were the case, it would have had elements to it that were overdone. Subtlety is not Spielberg's strongest suit.
I thought that Scorcese's Cape Fear was particularly subtle... The material suits Scorcese much better though that it would have Spielberg (I do like the PT Barnum comparison...).
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on December 31, 2010, 11:51:00 PM
Zodiac (2007) 4/5 - From its beginning to its end, I was gripped by this story and how well Fincher weaved the narrative. The murders which are shown, primarily in the first 1/3 of the film, are done with a harsh realism that unnerves, but doesn't come across as gratuitous. This is something that a few directors out there today, could take a lesson from, most notably a certain director named Tarantino. In the end, you have to believe that Graysmith, Toschi and Armstrong were all correct in their belief that Arthur Leigh Allen was the Zodiac killer. How much of this story is embellishment on either Fincher or Graysmith's part, is cause for debate, but when all is said and done, this is a first class film making effort.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Najemikon on January 01, 2011, 12:39:30 AM
Why the jab at Tarantino? :shrug: I have to watch this again, because while I did really, really like it, I couldn't quite shake a contrived feeling. Especially the confrontation towards the end. Also, I saw this about the same time as Gone Baby Gone and it emphasised how much Zodiac lacks a feeling of time and place; some shots looked over-digital and false, whereas Affleck made Boston feel like a character in his film. In terms of stories about San Francisco -a place I have never been- Zodiac pales against Dirty Harry, Bullitt or Vertigo. Maybe Fincher wasn't aiming for that, but the Zodiac story is so engrained in the city. Plus even Se7en, with an anonymous city, really pushed the idea of linking the crimes with the place, with society.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on January 01, 2011, 01:26:30 AM
Why the jab at Tarantino? :shrug:

Because QT could have never created the sense of fear and horror that Fincher does with the two murder scenes shown in the beginning. They would have been bloody massacres, and nothing else. He's the poster child for childish, over the top bloodlettings. When Zodiac attacks the couple at the lake, I was completely unnerved by the way it was shot. It didn't need copious amounts of blood to put across the severity of the situation.

I have to watch this again, because while I did really, really like it, I couldn't quite shake a contrived feeling. Especially the confrontation towards the end.

This is why I stated in my summation why I wasn't certain how much was embellished by either Fincher or Graysmith. If it did happen, then the scene works. If it's embellishment, then you're right.

some shots looked over-digital and false, whereas Affleck made Boston feel like a character in his film.

But I read somewhere that the city of San Francisco wouldn't let Fincher shoot scenes in certain places where the actual crimes took place. This could be the reason for the use of digital.

In terms of stories about San Francisco -a place I have never been- Zodiac pales against Dirty Harry, Bullitt or Vertigo. Maybe Fincher wasn't aiming for that, but the Zodiac story is so engrained in the city

It may be engrained in San Francisco, but only one murder took place there. The bulk of his murders take place outside of the city. So even though the fear in the city is important to the story, it's not crucial.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Najemikon on January 01, 2011, 01:59:35 AM
Why the jab at Tarantino? :shrug:

Because QT could have never created the sense of fear and horror that Fincher does with the two murder scenes shown in the beginning. They would have been bloody massacres, and nothing else. He's the poster child for childish, over the top bloodlettings. When Zodiac attacks the couple at the lake, I was completely unnerved by the way it was shot. It didn't need copious amounts of blood to put across the severity of the situation.

Whatever he would or wouldn't do is irrelevant. He is absolutely no such poster child of OTT blood-letting (you really should pay closer attention to Reservoir Dogs), but he has never shown an interest in this sort of thriller anyway, while Fincher has. You might as well pick names out of a hat. Saying Fincher did a better job than George Lucas or Terence Malick would is just the same sort of broad statement. I just don't see why you needed QT as a touchstone in an otherwise great review.

But I read somewhere that the city of San Francisco wouldn't let Fincher shoot scenes in certain places where the actual crimes took place. This could be the reason for the use of digital.

That's what back-lots are for. ;) You're right though, that it might not have been the focus of the story, though that does spoil one of my favourite parts -Ruffalo striding out of screening of Dirty Harry, muttering "due process"- because by linking with Dirty Harry it inferred to me that the Detective was very much part of the city like Callaghan was. In fact, I'm sure I remember reading now that McQueen based Bullitt on that very Detective. After following it with Gone Baby Gone, I felt I was looking for something similar that in retrospect wasn't as necessary.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Dr. Hasslein on January 01, 2011, 06:19:10 AM
Sex and the City 2 (2010) 2/5
Very ordinary stuff. I get what many of the critics mean when they talk these four woman flaunting themselves around Abu Dhabi with little to no regard for the Muslim culture.
There were some funny moments. But it's realling getting old now, I think we've seen enough of these woman. Liza Minnelli's little musical number was terrifying and tragic. But I will say this about her, she's her mother's daughter alright.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Blair on January 01, 2011, 07:39:57 AM
[Insert Movie]

Watched it. Liked it.

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Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on January 01, 2011, 05:38:42 PM
Ruffalo striding out of screening of Dirty Harry, muttering "due process"- because by linking with Dirty Harry it inferred to me that the Detective was very much part of the city like Callaghan was.

Here's where you're misinterpreting a scene...It's not that Fincher is linking Toschi with Harry Callahan, or Callahan's association with San Francisco, he's making a sarcastic quip about Callahan's rogue nature. And how Toschi wishes he could impart a little rogue justice upon Arthur Leigh Allen, but his hands are tied by a justice system that makes you cross every T and dot every I, before you arrest someone. That's what I took from that scene.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on January 01, 2011, 05:53:57 PM
1918 (1985) 2.5/5 - I can't for the life of me, understand how this film found the financing needed to be put into production. It's screenplay by Horton Foote is a hodgepodge of melodrama and unnecessary filler that at times reminded me of third rate Tennessee Williams. I know that Horton Foote was a hot commodity back in the mid-eighties with hits such as Tender Mercies and The Trip to Bountiful, but it seems as though he didn't quite know what to do with this story. Granted, the Spanish Flu epidemic of 1918 is probably not something that lends itself to nail-biting tension or deep rooted drama, but if you're going to use this theme, then keep it coherent. The screenplay moves too quickly for you to feel any compassion for its inhabitants, and leaves you feeling in the end, like they wheeled in a beautiful looking wedding cake that was made of 100% marzipan.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Najemikon on January 01, 2011, 09:44:58 PM
Ruffalo striding out of screening of Dirty Harry, muttering "due process"- because by linking with Dirty Harry it inferred to me that the Detective was very much part of the city like Callaghan was.

Here's where you're misinterpreting a scene...It's not that Fincher is linking Toschi with Harry Callahan, or Callahan's association with San Francisco, he's making a sarcastic quip about Callahan's rogue nature. And how Toschi wishes he could impart a little rogue justice upon Arthur Leigh Allen, but his hands are tied by a justice system that makes you cross every T and dot every I, before you arrest someone. That's what I took from that scene.

Well I felt he was frustrated by Callahan's attitude, because of the way it fed into the public's idea of justice, an idea that a serious policeman would realise isn't entirely plausible. I doubt many real Detectives of the time really wanted to be a lone ranger with a .44 Magnum! But in fact that interpretation doesn't matter either way, because what I meant was simply that by using that scene in that way, I felt it was implying that Toschi was being presented as the real equivalent of Callahan for the benefit of grounding the viewer; Dirty Harry exploited the Zodiac murders by pandering to how the public wished such things could be dealt with while this new Zodiac showed the reality isn't a modern wild west after all. Therefore I expected the sense of time and place to be more tangible because of how it was in Siegel's interpretation.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on January 02, 2011, 11:48:13 PM
Chaplin (1992) 3.5/5 - I'm a big fan of silent films and Charlie Chaplin is one of my favorites, so I was looking with great anticipation back in 1992 when Richard Attenborough made this film. This is my second viewing of this film, and upon finishing it, I realized that I liked it a whole lot more the first time I watched it back in 1992. I have read that Attenborough submitted a director's cut that was close to 16 minutes longer, and he felt that the studios editing ruined the flow of the film. Maybe that is so, but until a director's cut is issued on DVD, we're stuck with this version, and some things that were done don't work. The novelty of the scenes where Attenborough tries to move the story along as if we're watching a silent film, now appear amateurish or hokey. The character played by Anthony Hopkins, whom we find out in the end is fictional, is a weak device to propel the narrative. On the good side, Robert Downey Jr. nails Chaplin's mannerisms and technique and probably should have won the Oscar for his portrayal. Moira Kelly and Diane Lane are both good in their limited roles as two of Chaplin's wives. I think this film should have dealt with more of Chaplin's woes during the late 40's and early 50's, and not just brushed aside their importance. Maybe this is more fleshed out in the director's cut, but for now, we'll never know. All in all, it's an OK biography of one of the great artists of cinema.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Dr. Hasslein on January 06, 2011, 08:58:05 AM
Ghostbusters (1984) 3.5/5
I watched Ghostbusters for the very first time last night. I found it funny, but I don't think it's as good as most people say.
Bill Murray played himself as he usually does, my favourite line was "Yes it's true, this man has no dick".
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Najemikon on January 06, 2011, 09:51:32 PM
I think there is a sense it may be a little dated now, it's been a huge influence on so many other stories, and it's certainly a film for its generation who saw it, but I still think it holds up pretty well. Probably worth you giving it a spin again. Let it settle!
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Dr. Hasslein on January 06, 2011, 11:25:35 PM
Yeah maybe one day.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Dragonfire on January 07, 2011, 03:01:03 AM
I watched both of them again in October.  I still think they are entertaining.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Dr. Hasslein on January 07, 2011, 03:12:50 AM
I hear the second one is pretty bad.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on January 11, 2011, 10:27:54 PM
Le Samourai (1967) 4/5 - I got this DVD from my state's library exchange program and unfortunately, the DVD wasn't in the greatest shape. At least six times it stopped, then skipped forward to a clearer section of the disc, and of course this only happened at key moments in the film. Beyond that annoying problem, I loved this film. I have come to be an ardent admirer of French gangster films as of late and this film is one that I'm definitely going to re-visit in the future, when I can procure a better copy. I'm pretty sure my rating will increase too.

Patterns (1956) 4.5/5 - Everyone thinks of Rod Serling as the creator of The Twilight Zone, but prior to that seminal TV science fiction/horror show, he was an award winning writer for live television. The screenplay that brought him his first taste of fame was Patterns, a drama set in the executive boardroom of a Manhattan corporation. The broadcast was so popular that it was repeated a few weeks later and plans were made to make a big screen version. The ability to expand the original work from just under one hour to ninety minutes only increased the tension in this superb drama. This is first rate writing that keeps you glued to the verbal action onscreen and never lets up for a moment during its ninety minute duration. Van Heflin, Ed Begley and Everett Sloane are so incredible in their performances, you'll wonder how none of them were honored with Oscar nominations.

The Rabbit Trap (1959) 3/5 - TCM was showing films last night that focused on the corporate world, and after Patterns came this B-movie starring Ernest Borgnine. Basically it's about a draftsman who is struggling to get ahead under a boss whom he thinks takes him for granted. It was OK, but the theme of the film wasn't exactly abstract. The trap that Borgnine sets in the woods for the rabbit is meant to convey Borgnine's situation in his company. His dilemma over whether or not to return to the woods to set the rabbit free or keep his job wasn't too subtle in its delivery. But again as in many other films, Borgnine shows his emotional range and proves that he is one of the more underrated actors in film history.
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Post by: Najemikon on January 11, 2011, 10:59:06 PM
I love Le Samourai too.  :clap:
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Post by: Antares on January 12, 2011, 12:08:05 AM
I love Le Samourai too.  :clap:

Unfortunately because of the skips, I think I missed some key plot developments.

You should check out Patterns, IMDB has it online.
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Post by: Antares on January 15, 2011, 09:28:06 PM
In Cold Blood (1967) 4/5 - I don't know why, but for some reason this film never gets a nod for being one of the best films of the 1960's. It's story is based upon Truman Capote's best seller about the Clutter family massacre in Holcomb, Kansas in 1959. Almost everything about this film is first rate, the acting, screenplay, music score by Quincy Jones and most important of all, Conrad Hall atmospheric black & white cinematography. If I can find one fault that keeps it from being a perfect film, it has to be the exposition of Perry's childhood, which goes on for too long at times, and slows down the narrative. One other thing that bothered me was the presentation of Perry's last moments on the gallows. It is well known that Perry cried inconsolably like a coward when they slipped the noose around his next and covered his face. I think it would given the viewer a satisfactory ending to the film, to hear Perry sob uncontrollably about his fate. And would have added a wonderful juxtaposition to the way the Clutter family are depicted when Perry aims his shotgun.
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Post by: Antares on February 16, 2011, 02:10:35 AM
The Pacific (2010) - 3/5

I was really disappointed in this mini-series. Band of Brothers was an excellent story about a unique group of soldiers who fought in Europe. There was rich character development in the first episode and throughout the following 9 episodes I cared about the individuals who were part of Easy company. The Pacific, on the other hand, had virtually no character development until the later episodes and this caused the series to be confusing at times, because you just didn't know what was happening to what soldier at a given time in the story. I had a sense that this series was made because some ex-WWII Marine got pissed because the Army got all the glory in BoB, and Spielberg and Hanks said OK, we'll do it. The first 6 episodes had a schizophrenic structure to them, there was no coherency to the narrative. Episodes 7 - 10 righted the ship and saved this series from being a disaster.

My second hobby is military history, and it's rare that I don't care for a film about warfare, but this one tried my patience in the beginning. If you liked BoB, I'd go into this with caution, you may also be as disappointed in it as I was.
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Post by: Antares on March 02, 2011, 06:18:30 AM
The Departed (2006) 3/5 - Can someone please tell directors that no one in Massachusetts talks like the Kennedys, except for the Kennedys!!!! I lived the first 25 years of my life in Massachusetts, and it drives me absolutely insane when I watch a film that takes place in my old home state where everyone speaks so phonetically fucked up.

I can't for the life of me, understand all the praise that is heaped upon Martin Scorsese. This film was tedious at points and ridiculous in others. Scorsese, to me, has always been a little too interested in how a film looks as opposed to how the screenplay is gelling, and this film is no different. While the base story was an interesting concept, Scorsese mucks it up by having the main character be so stupid that he can't deduce that Costigan is the State Police mole, even though Costigan was an ex-trooper trainee. Shit, it's easy to see how such a bright individual worked his way up to the top of the Irish mafia. Another bad moment is when Queenan is tossed form the roof and lands at Costigan's feet, but the cops in the car who are tailing Queenan just keep saying to Sullivan, "Something came off the roof", repeatedly. I guess these cops are blind because they're parked within visual range of the front door of the building and should have been able to deduce that it was a body that came off the roof. Oh, and another thing, to get from South Boston to Washington street takes at least 20 minutes on a good day. But in this film they get there so fast, you'd think it was right around the corner. And finally, towards the end when Costello is being confronted by Sullivan, after the first shots are fired by Costello and Sullivan, there is a small bit of dialogue between the two and then finally more shots. The camera then shoots the pair from above as Sullivan yells, "I got him", yet no one is moving towards where the shots have been fired. This moment was so ridiculous I couldn't take it anymore. The second the first salvo was fired between the two, a swarm of state troopers would have started moving towards it, but this would have gotten in the way of the final showdown I guess.

I hope that the original is better than this.

My Night at Maud's (1969) 4/5 - This is only my second Eric Rohmer film and I'm definitely hooked. I can't explain why, maybe it's the rich dialogue, but nothing much happens in his films, yet they suck you in. At first I thought that this was going to be a sophomore jinx for me as the film started a little slowly, but the minute we meet Maud, the film became engrossing. Maud's charm and honesty are refreshing and you want the story to stay with her. Unfortunately, it moves on to the relationship with Francoise, and the film kind of ends on a whimper. But for most of it duration, this film is a winner, and I'll will definitely re-visit it again. Next up...Claire's Knee.
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Post by: Najemikon on March 02, 2011, 07:56:18 PM
The Departed (2006) 3/5
I hope that the original is better than this.

Well I thought you were being a bit harsh!  :laugh: I really like The Departed, but I love Infernal Affairs. It's leaner and better focused, certainly. Like a Michael Mann film.
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Post by: Antares on March 02, 2011, 09:00:52 PM
The Departed (2006) 3/5
I hope that the original is better than this.

Well I thought you were being a bit harsh!  :laugh: I really like The Departed, but I love Infernal Affairs. It's leaner and better focused, certainly. Like a Michael Mann film.

But that's because you never lived in Massachusetts. I can't remember who it was on this site who hated Rock-n-Rolla because of the exaggerated dialogue, but that's exactly the way I felt watching this tedious mish-mosh of Scorsese pablum.
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Post by: hal9g on March 02, 2011, 10:40:13 PM
But that's because you never lived in Massachusetts. I can't remember who it was on this site who hated Rock-n-Rolla because of the exaggerated dialogue, but that's exactly the way I felt watching this tedious mish-mosh of Scorsese pablum.

I did live in Lowell, MA and southern NH for many years.

I  hope you're not trying to say that Bostonians don't have very distinct and heavy dialect.  The problem is that when Hollywood takes someone who doesn't naturally have an accent and tries to get them to speak with an accent, it rarely comes out sounding either natural or correct.

I have lived in the "South" for the past 30 years, and really cringe with the southern accents Hollywood has attempted to duplicate on the screen.  I  literally cannot watch Kyra Sedgwick in "The Closer" for this very reason.  It's like running fingernails across a chalkboard!
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Post by: goodguy on March 02, 2011, 11:01:14 PM
My Night at Maud's (1969) 4/5
...and the film kind of ends on a whimper.

Rohmer didn't go that often for emotionally powerful endings as in L'amour l'après-midi, but to call the double-twist of the reveal and the protagonist's reaction to it a whimper...
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Post by: Antares on March 03, 2011, 12:18:47 AM
My Night at Maud's (1969) 4/5
...and the film kind of ends on a whimper.

Rohmer didn't go that often for emotionally powerful endings as in L'amour l'après-midi, but to call the double-twist of the reveal and the protagonist's reaction to it a whimper...

I was actually a little confused about the ending. Was Francoise, Maud's ex-husband's mistress? It happened so fast on the beach, I wasn't sure that was the inference. If it so, then I change my opinion about it ending on a whimper.
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Post by: Antares on March 03, 2011, 12:30:23 AM
I  hope you're not trying to say that Bostonians don't have very distinct and heavy dialect.

I'm not inferring that at all, Bostonian's have a most recognizable accent and dialect, but people from South Boston don't talk like the Kennedys.

If a Kennedy and a regular person from Boston say the following sentence... I parked the car on Cape Cod

A Kennedy says it this way...I pawked the caw awn Cape Cawd, a noticeable Boston Braman dialect.

The average Bostonian says it... I pahked the cah ahn Cape Cahd

Phonetically, they are two different dialects. I'm only saying that the average schmow in Boston doesn't speak like John, Bobby or Ted. Hollywood just doesn't get it. The only film where they got it right was Good Will Hunting, but those guys were from Boston originally.

The thing that really drove me nuts was the fact that Mark Wahlberg, of all people, was really over-doing the accent, and he too, is originally from Boston.
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Post by: goodguy on March 03, 2011, 02:59:48 AM
Was Francoise, Maud's ex-husband's mistress?

Indeed, she was.
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Post by: hal9g on March 03, 2011, 05:39:31 AM
If a Kennedy and a regular person from Boston say the following sentence... I parked the car on Cape Cod

A Kennedy says it this way...I pawked the caw awn Cape Cawd, a noticeable Boston Braman dialect.

The average Bostonian says it... I pahked the cah ahn Cape Cahd

Yup..completely agree.  If Hollywood can't get it right they should simply drop any accent at all.  At least that would not be a complete distraction.
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Post by: Antares on March 03, 2011, 06:32:53 AM
Was Francoise, Maud's ex-husband's mistress?

Indeed, she was.

Then I definitely change my feelings about the end of the film. But I also wonder about your interpretation of Jean-Louis' reaction. To me, his reaction wasn't indifference but more that the reality went right by him. He was so blinded by his love for Francoise that he had emotional blinders on and didn't get the inference of Maud & Francoise knowing each other. Maybe I'm wrong, but that's what I felt as the scene happened.

Either way, I'm definitely looking forward to more of Rohmer's work. Both of the films I've seen so far have made me think on an emotional level that I have never done before with any other director. He's slowly becoming one of my favorite directors. Luckily my library system has a lot of his work.
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Post by: Najemikon on March 03, 2011, 11:18:24 PM
I really like The Departed, as I said, but I was always thrown by Nicholson's opening line. The first time I heard it I thought he said :

"no one's gonna give a tear"; as in "no one will care". But actually I think he's saying :

"no one's gonna give it to ya"   :laugh:

Have you seen Affleck's Gone Baby Gone? That was filmed in Boston so is generally considered accurate. Also, I wonder if you would prefer Whalberg in The Fighter... he wanted to play that role because he grew up very nearby apparently, so I would think he would surely use his natural accent? I must admit I didn't think it was particularly different to his Departed voice.
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Post by: goodguy on March 04, 2011, 12:03:24 AM
Then I definitely change my feelings about the end of the film. But I also wonder about your interpretation of Jean-Louis' reaction. To me, his reaction wasn't indifference but more that the reality went right by him. He was so blinded by his love for Francoise that he had emotional blinders on and didn't get the inference of Maud & Francoise knowing each other. Maybe I'm wrong, but that's what I felt as the scene happened.

No, per his voice over, he just realized that Francoise's affair was with Maud's ex-husband, but in expansion of his lie on that snowy hill five years ago, he claims that he had a fling with Maud. In his view that's an act of kindness, to make Francoise feel less ashamed, but it also is a quite condescending move that says a lot about their marriage, which nevertheless seems to be a working one, while Maud's "bad luck" with men continues.
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Post by: Antares on March 15, 2011, 06:07:33 AM
Le Deuxieme Souffle (1966) 4/5 - This is my sixth film by Jean-Pierre Melville, which is almost half of his directorial output, and I find that he is swiftly moving towards the top of my all-time greats list. There is no bullshit in his films. Every line of dialogue has its importance, the music is only there to add a subtle nudge to a scene and he gets the most from his actors. I know that with the six films I've watched that I've pretty much seen his best work, but I'm hoping the remaining eight films are just as good as this one. Oh and if only Robert DeNiro could take a lesson from Lino Ventura...great actors don't accept just any role for the paycheck and then mail in their performance as DeNiro has been doing for close to fifteen years now. I mention this because Ventura reminds me so much of DeNiro in his glory days of the 70's and 80's. Tough, burly and with a smoldering intensity that just explodes onscreen. It's a shame what's become of DeNiro, he's almost a caricature now.
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Post by: Antares on March 15, 2011, 11:50:11 PM
Kuroi ame (1989) 4/5 - The first ten minutes of this film have to be some of the most moving moments in film history. It's 8:13 AM on August 6, 1945 and the residents of Hiroshima are going about their day to day business, unaware of the deadly bomb that is slowly parachuting down towards them. At 8:14, a blinding flash, a massive shockwave and scorching heat obliterate the seaside community, killing thousands in an instant. After the horrors of the aftermath of the explosion are shown, director Shôhei Imamura fast forwards to 1950, and the rest of the film plays out with the residual effects of those who were affected by "the Flash" on that fateful morning. It is obvious to see that Imamura was highly influenced by his onetime mentor Yasujiro Ozu. The main story revolves around an uncle's efforts to get his niece married, against a prevalent attitude by those who were not affected by the bomb, to look upon survivors as unhealthy pariahs. The film is a little long, and the pacing can be seen as plodding at times, but the subject matter makes up for these slight faults with its importance.
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Post by: Antares on March 17, 2011, 10:26:37 PM
Reach for the Sky (1956) 4/5 - Atypical British war film from the post war era, you know the kind, the stiff upper lip and tally ho mentality. Kenneth More, who is one of my favorite English actors, became famous in England after appearing in this biopic of Douglas Bader, an RAF pilot who lost both his legs in a plane crash in the late 20's, and returned to fly in the Battle of Britain. The film spends most of its running time dealing with Bader's recovery from his near fatal accident. It only falters when the Battle of Britain is actually shown towards the end of the film. It is at this point that either the producer or the director decided that they needed to bring the story to a quick end as they had expended so much time on Bader's recovery in the previous hour and a half. That being said, if you like British war films, then this should be right up your alley.

Doctor in the House (1954) 3.5/5 -  The film that made Dirk Bogarde a household name in Britain. Once again an atypical British film from the fifties, but this time a comedy. So that means madcap antics intertwined with dry humor. While it's not on par with the Ealing comedies of the period, I did find myself chuckling from time to time. This would be the first of five films made with this premise and would rival the Carry On series of films in regards to popularity with British filmgoers.
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Post by: Antares on March 20, 2011, 03:15:15 AM
Ice Cold in Alex (1958) 4/5 - Tense and well written war film about an ambulance crew trying to get to Alexandria ahead of Rommel's Afrika Korps in the early days of the North Africa Campaign. The dialog and the pacing are taut and the performances are all first rate. John Mills plays the crew leader who has seen too much time on the front lines and is dire need of rest, while Anthony Quayle plays a South African whom they meet on the way, but are not quite sure of his authenticity as an Allied soldier. The only time this film falters is near the end when all of a sudden they make Sylvia Syms character instantly fall in love with Mill's character. It comes out of nowhere and it doesn't not work at all. Aside from this little blip, the story keeps your attention for its entire duration. I'll definitely be re-visiting this one again in the future.
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Post by: Antares on March 27, 2011, 03:35:23 AM
The Most Hated Family in America (2007) 4.5/5 - I'm speechless, I mean words just cannot describe the wonderment I felt knowing that these sick individuals exist in our country. I can't honestly say what I would do if a relative of mine had been killed and these sick fucks picketed the funeral. What I don't understand is why the groups that are combating Westboro's loathsome practices aren't trying to weaken them financially. In the documentary it is stated that the members of the church must work real jobs and give 10% of their earnings to the church. Find where these people are working and start a boycott of the business, picket in front of the businesses where they work. Eventually, those who hire them will tire of the bad publicity and fire them. Once they lose the influx of cash they'll wither and disappear.
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Post by: Jimmy on March 27, 2011, 04:07:06 AM
Be careful or they will come at your house with "God Hate Antares" signs :laugh:

But seriously they are a bunch of looser (hope I don't offend anyone here). Anyway it's mostly a familly so one day they will disapear and the best way to see it happen is to ignore them since they live to get the publicity.

The other one who draw cartoons isn't better but at least he his a good cartoonist and his cartoon strips are funny with their weirdness. The guy is well known but I can't remember his name right now :shrug:
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Post by: hal9g on March 27, 2011, 04:44:36 AM
Find where these people are working and start a boycott of the business, picket in front of the businesses where they work. Eventually, those who hire them will tire of the bad publicity and fire them. Once they lose the influx of cash they'll wither and disappear.

This is a great idea.  If I lived in Topeka, KS, I'd lead the boycotts!!!   :redcard:
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Najemikon on March 27, 2011, 12:29:15 PM
Someone give me the headlines. Short summaries are one thing, but what's the synopsis and motive...  ;)
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Post by: hal9g on March 27, 2011, 05:28:46 PM
Someone give me the headlines. Short summaries are one thing, but what's the synopsis and motive...  ;)

You can read about them HERE (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westboro_Baptist_Church).

They are some sick puppies!

Here's an example of their activities:

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Post by: Najemikon on March 27, 2011, 05:32:33 PM
Oh, I remember now! In fact I've seen the bloody thing, I think.  :bag: Antares, is this the BBC documentary with Louis Theroux?
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Post by: hal9g on March 27, 2011, 05:34:44 PM
Added Youtube link above.
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Post by: Achim on March 27, 2011, 06:38:47 PM
Oh, I remember now! In fact I've seen the bloody thing, I think.  :bag: Antares, is this the BBC documentary with Louis Theroux?
Accordingto IMDb: Yes (the lack of synopsis made me search there...)
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Post by: Antares on March 28, 2011, 10:33:49 PM
The Town (2010) 4/5 - Definitely no sophomore jinx for Affleck. While the story doesn't quite grab you as well as Gone, Baby Gone, it has enough action to keep you on the edge of your seat. What I really liked about the film was the realistic way the characters were portrayed, as opposed to the caricatures that were present in Scorcese's The Departed. This is how you do Boston accents correctly, please take note Hollywood for any further ventures.

Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984) 3/5 - This is my third Miyazaki film and while he is extremely creative in his ideas, his movies just don't do it for me. I've never been a fan of Anime, so maybe that's the reason. But what I found with this film was that it started out great and faltered at the end. This was the same feeling I had with the other two films I watched by Miyazaki previously, Princess Mononoke and Spirited Away.

Chungking Express (1994) 3/5 - Of the threee films I watched this weekend, this was the saddest realization for me. I had heard such good things about this film and after seeing his more famous film I'm in the Mood for Love, I was ready for the same exhilaration I felt for that film. But sadly, this film is no where near the quality of his later film. This is a film that is desperately trying to be unique, artsy and hip. Only for brief moments does it gel completely, but unfortunately, those moments are few and far between. One thing it did show me was where Jean-Pierre Jeunet got the inspiration for Amelie. I'll re-visit it again in the future, hopefully a second viewing will change my mind.
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Post by: Antares on April 02, 2011, 12:19:32 AM
The Last of Sheila (1973) 4/5 - Has anyone been watching TCM the last two weeks? Instead of having some actor, director or film scholar pick films for the evening, they've been having TCM employees in the guest host spot, picking three of their favorite films. This has been so refreshing because they don't pick the atypical films that the more film associated person normally does. The Last of Sheila is one of those forgotten films from a time when murder mysteries were extremely popular. I saw this in its original run back in 1973, but hadn't seen it since probably the early 80's on Cinemax. It takes place on a yacht in the south of France and features seven film industry acquaintances who gather together on the one year anniversary of the yacht owner's wife's death at the hands of a hit and run driver. He has decided to play what he calls a gossip game, but in reality is really a murder mystery, which in the end, will reveal the murderer of his wife, who is among the six guests. What makes it really unique is the way the game is played out. Each of the six guests has a secret in their past, that will be revealed as the game progresses. Before the game can be finished, one of the seven is murdered and through this murder, the original murderer will be revealed. What I loved about this film then and still love about it now, is the many layers of intricacy in the plot concerning not only the murders, but the game itself. This is a very well written screenplay. The only downside to the film, is the horrible acting at times by Dyan Cannon and every thing Raquel Welch does onscreen. She should thank God every day for her natural beauty, because she has to be one of the worst actresses in the history of film. If you haven't seen this, seek it out, I think you'd be surprised at how good a film it is.
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Post by: Najemikon on April 03, 2011, 02:20:03 PM
The Most Hated Family in America (2007) 4.5/5 - I'm speechless, I mean words just cannot describe the wonderment I felt knowing that these sick individuals exist in our country. I can't honestly say what I would do if a relative of mine had been killed and these sick fucks picketed the funeral. What I don't understand is why the groups that are combating Westboro's loathsome practices aren't trying to weaken them financially. In the documentary it is stated that the members of the church must work real jobs and give 10% of their earnings to the church. Find where these people are working and start a boycott of the business, picket in front of the businesses where they work. Eventually, those who hire them will tire of the bad publicity and fire them. Once they lose the influx of cash they'll wither and disappear.

Louis has gone back and done another one!  :hysterical: It's on tonight. Just watch the video clip on this link, it's incredible.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-12924568
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Post by: Najemikon on April 03, 2011, 04:45:12 PM
As I was scanning in something on Liz Taylor for Hal, I've also done an article Louis has written for Radio Times, along with their short review. Might be of interest to some of you following these documentaries.

Louis Theroux Radio Times article (http://www.jonmeakin.co.uk/images/pdf/theroux.pdf)
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on April 04, 2011, 12:58:00 AM
Louis has gone back and done another one!  :hysterical: It's on tonight. Just watch the video clip on this link, it's incredible.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-12924568

Someone really needs to cyanide their Koolaid. ;)
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Post by: VirtualScot on April 04, 2011, 01:01:57 AM
The Departed (2006) 3/5 - Can someone please tell directors that no one in Massachusetts talks like the Kennedys, except for the Kennedys!!!! I lived the first 25 years of my life in Massachusetts, and it drives me absolutely insane when I watch a film that takes place in my old home state where everyone speaks so phonetically fucked up.

I can't for the life of me, understand all the praise that is heaped upon Martin Scorsese. This film was tedious at points and ridiculous in others. Scorsese, to me, has always been a little too interested in how a film looks as opposed to how the screenplay is gelling, and this film is no different. While the base story was an interesting concept, Scorsese mucks it up by having the main character be so stupid that he can't deduce that Costigan is the State Police mole, even though Costigan was an ex-trooper trainee. Shit, it's easy to see how such a bright individual worked his way up to the top of the Irish mafia. Another bad moment is when Queenan is tossed form the roof and lands at Costigan's feet, but the cops in the car who are tailing Queenan just keep saying to Sullivan, "Something came off the roof", repeatedly. I guess these cops are blind because they're parked within visual range of the front door of the building and should have been able to deduce that it was a body that came off the roof. Oh, and another thing, to get from South Boston to Washington street takes at least 20 minutes on a good day. But in this film they get there so fast, you'd think it was right around the corner. And finally, towards the end when Costello is being confronted by Sullivan, after the first shots are fired by Costello and Sullivan, there is a small bit of dialogue between the two and then finally more shots. The camera then shoots the pair from above as Sullivan yells, "I got him", yet no one is moving towards where the shots have been fired. This moment was so ridiculous I couldn't take it anymore. The second the first salvo was fired between the two, a swarm of state troopers would have started moving towards it, but this would have gotten in the way of the final showdown I guess.

I hope that the original is better than this.

I don't want to seem like im picking on one person. But it seems like you find one or two plot holes and just stick the knife in, and ignore the other quality's a film has. And Costigan being an ex trainee does not make him an obvious rat.

I bet you hated Goodfellas cause the cigarette changed hands several times.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Najemikon on April 04, 2011, 01:12:43 AM
Louis has gone back and done another one!  :hysterical: It's on tonight. Just watch the video clip on this link, it's incredible.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-12924568

Someone really needs to cyanide their Koolaid. ;)

You ain't seen nothing yet. The documentary was excellent. Hopefully they are imploding as several members Louis spoke to before have now left and their families can't even show them compassion, so that's got to spread. Oh, apparently, Jesus is due within a couple of years, but if the Supreme Court decision goes their way, they expect to be forced to leave by the country. They plan to move to Jerusalem. Or Jordan, to pink caves. I lose track.  :hysterical:
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on April 04, 2011, 01:16:49 AM
They plan to move to Jerusalem. Or Jordan, to pink caves. I lose track.  :hysterical:

Jerusalem? I'm pretty sure in the original documentary they were ranting about how the Jews killed Christ. Oh...they'll be welcomed there for sure.  :stars:


Jon, can you upload this new segment? I'm dying to see it.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Najemikon on April 04, 2011, 01:23:15 AM
They plan to move to Jerusalem. Or Jordan, to pink caves. I lose track.  :hysterical:

Jerusalem? I'm pretty sure in the original documentary they were ranting about how the Jews killed Christ. Oh...they'll be welcomed there for sure.  :stars:


Jon, can you upload this new segment? I'm dying to see it.

Yeah, Louis who is normally so laid back, couldn't stop a guffaw when they said that!

Give me a couple of days and hopefully it shall appear...
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: VirtualScot on April 04, 2011, 01:42:12 AM
There was also this documentary. Not fully up in it's entirety though.


Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on April 06, 2011, 05:35:45 AM
Les diaboliques (1955) 4.5/5 - Wow!!! If all the films in this dictation are going to be this good, I'm going to blow right through my list of shame. At first, I thought Vera Clouzot was a little wooden, but as the film progressed, I realized that she was so supposed to appear detached after living with such a bastard of a husband. Simone Signoret and Paul Meurisse were both excellent in their roles, but the one character who made this film for me was Charles Vanel as Fichet, the retired police inspector. I can now see where they got the inspiration for the Columbo character. Every moment he is on screen, he is just annoying enough that I felt that the two women were going to find away to do away with him also. Great acting, a screenplay with enough twists to make a bag of pretzels and one of the best scenes of horror I've ever witnessed in a film. They say that this was the scariest film before Psycho was released in 1960, and while that film has two very scary scenes, both of the frightening moments are manipulated through the use of music to add to the fear and tension. For me, less is more, and the climactic horror scene in this film works better than the two in Psycho, because of the lack of music. It's pure imagery which forces you to feel the fear that Christina is experiencing in that moment. This is definitely going into my top twenty of all time.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: m.cellophane on April 06, 2011, 07:20:30 AM
This is definitely going into my top twenty of all time.
Wow! That's quite a recommendation!

This forum is hell on my wish list.  :redcard:
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Dragonfire on April 07, 2011, 02:58:16 AM
This is definitely going into my top twenty of all time.
Wow! That's quite a recommendation!

This forum is hell on my wish list.  :redcard:

Welcome to my world.   :laugh:
And it really isn't just my wish list since I've bought several things after reading about them here.  And I've even gotten hooked on several shows on BBC America too...indirectly because of Doctor Who.

You could always do what I do...just blame Jon. It works well for me.   :laugh:
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on April 07, 2011, 06:08:51 AM
Les quatre cents coups (The 400 Blows) (1959) 3.5/5 - This was an interesting film, on the one hand there wasn't much to the plot, but on the other hand, what there was, was captivating enough to hold my attention. But that being said, I felt like I was invited to a sumptuous buffet, but I only was served an appetizer. I just expected more from a film that many consider a bonafide classic. I will say that my favorite moment in the film is when Antoine and Rene are at the puppet show and Truiffaut stays transfixed on the younger children who are watching the show. The expressions on these children's faces is priceless and juxtaposes the difference from their innocence to Antoine and Rene's evolving delinquency. I thought it was the best part of the film. I would recommend this film to others, but with a little less of the hype that I've heard about it.


Hey Jon, how's it going with Gene Kelly? I've already finished two from my list, you need to kick it up a notch.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Najemikon on April 07, 2011, 08:01:52 PM
Hey Jon, how's it going with Gene Kelly? I've already finished two from my list, you need to kick it up a notch.

I know, I'll get to it soon. Just been busy as hell. :training:


This was an interesting film, on the one hand there wasn't much to the plot, but on the other hand, what there was, was captivating enough to hold my attention. But that being said, I felt like I was invited to a sumptuous buffet, but I only was served an appetizer. I just expected more from a film that many consider a bonafide classic. I will say that my favorite moment in the film is when Antoine and Rene are at the puppet show and Truiffaut stays transfixed on the younger children who are watching the show. The expressions on these children's faces is priceless and juxtaposes the difference from their innocence to Antoine and Rene's evolving delinquency. I thought it was the best part of the film. I would recommend this film to others, but with a little less of the hype that I've heard about it.

I've been recently seeing a few Italian Neo-Realism films, which I think 400 Blows was some what influenced by. Not much to the plot? You should see some of those, with extremely no plot!  :laugh: Have you seen Bicycle Thieves? That's one of the more famous ones. Tough story though. Of what I saw recently, I really liked Il Posto. I think you might too as the young star has a bit of Buster Keaton about him...
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on April 07, 2011, 08:45:01 PM
Have you seen Bicycle Thieves? That's one of the more famous ones.

Not yet, it's on my list of shame too.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on April 14, 2011, 06:03:14 AM
The Heart is a Lonely Hunter (1968) 4/5 - This is one of those forgotten little gems from the mid-sixties which at first comes across as your atypical southern pot-boiler. It has elements of bigotry, coming of age and teenage angst which were prevalent in a lot of the films of the time. But this film had a soul, and that soul belonged to John Singer, a lonely man who happens to be deaf and mute. Marvelously played by Alan Arkin, I had forgotten how great an actor he could be, when given the right performance. He never utters a word throughout the film, but his sincerity and also his inner pain is richly portrayed. The story meanders its way through the people that Singer comes in contact with throughout a lazy summer in rural Georgia. Each has their own personal strife and Singer becomes their sounding board as he becomes therapeutic in resolving these issues, just by listening to their troubles. But in the end, his own loneliness and despair will trigger a serious event, which those who have come to know him, will not expect.

Is this a great film? No...it has moments that tend to drag a bit, and at times the portrayals of a few of the lesser characters is extremely wooden, but I would recommend this film just to see Arkin's memorable performance. Also, if you can only think of Sondra Locke in those old Clint Eastwood beer and brawling films from the late 70's, then I also recommend it to see why she was at one time considered, an up and coming prospect in films. After watching this film, I now believe that hooking up with Clint Eastwood, probably sabotaged her career, there was a true gleam of promise there.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on April 15, 2011, 06:38:18 AM
The Social Network (2010) 3/5 - A Disclaimer before I start: I don't own a cel phone, nor a laptop or Ipad. I shut down my Facebook account last year because I got sick and tired of "friends" sending me endless invitations to Yoville, Farmville and Mafia wars. I decided that my real life was much more entertaining than wasting my time posting un-important bullshit on a wall.

Unless you are into the latest trend in computer technology, then this film is a snooze-fest. I kept looking at the timer on my DVD player every 10 or so minutes, and couldn't believe how uninteresting this film was. Yes, I will agree that at times Aaron Sorkin wrote some great exchanges between the characters, but my wife and myself both felt the same thing at the end of this film... that this was acclaimed by many because they felt a need to validate their existence and lifestyle perpetuated in the Facebook community. My sister is heavily addicted to her Facebook page and when I closed my account last year, and she noticed it, she sent me an e-mail first to see if anything had happened to me. She couldn't understand how I could close my account. But the ironic part of this story is this... she sent an e-mail instead of just picking up the phone and calling me. Have we become so afraid of personal contact that we use social networks as not only a crutch, but like a guardian angel? Do people now "hide" behind their social wall at Facebook, afraid of personal interaction?
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: m.cellophane on April 15, 2011, 08:25:31 AM
The Social Network (2010) 3/5 - A Disclaimer before I start: I don't own a cel phone, nor a laptop or Ipad. I shut down my Facebook account last year because I got sick and tired of "friends" sending me endless invitations to Yoville, Farmville and Mafia wars.
On Facebook, you can choose to block all invitations from apps such as Farmville or Mafia Wars. I don't receive any invitations for those any longer. When new ones pop up, I block those too.

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I decided that my real life was much more entertaining than wasting my time posting un-important bullshit on a wall.
I see "real life" and my Facebook wall as two different things. Things that people post to my FB wall that make me smile, laugh or reflect are things that add to my life rather than detract from it.

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Unless you are into the latest trend in computer technology, then this film is a snooze-fest. I kept looking at the timer on my DVD player every 10 or so minutes, and couldn't believe how uninteresting this film was. Yes, I will agree that at times Aaron Sorkin wrote some great exchanges between the characters, but my wife and myself both felt the same thing at the end of this film... that this was acclaimed by many because they felt a need to validate their existence and lifestyle perpetuated in the Facebook community.
I loved it for its depiction of different sides of the same story. That didn't have anything to do with the fact that I have a FB account. I enjoyed the plot in the same way that I enjoyed The Fighter without being a boxer, or Black Swan without knowing how to ballet dance or The King's Speech without being either a stutterer or a teacher.

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My sister is heavily addicted to her Facebook page and when I closed my account last year, and she noticed it, she sent me an e-mail first to see if anything had happened to me. She couldn't understand how I could close my account. But the ironic part of this story is this... she sent an e-mail instead of just picking up the phone and calling me. Have we become so afraid of personal contact that we use social networks as not only a crutch, but like a guardian angel? Do people now "hide" behind their social wall at Facebook, afraid of personal interaction?
Posting on a FB wall is a form of personal interaction IMO. My sister and I share FB posts, emails, phone calls and in-person interaction. I changed my profile pic the other day and she commented on it in such a way that it made me smile. For me, FB adds to my real life relationships. Occasionally, my internet relationships, such as those with people in this forum or other forums (:waves:) touch my real life.

Also, I remember the day when phone calls were not considered "personal interaction". It was bad form to do many things over the phone rather than face to face.

Consider too that you and I only have an internet relationship. We've never met or talked on the phone. Yet you posted a review of The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter yesterday and I thought  :slaphead: I meant to pick that up. And now I've ordered it.  :bag: :laugh: And when you posted your review yesterday, you had the potential to interact with at least 98 people (the number of members on this forum) or even more since anyone on the internet can read this thread. You would never pick up the phone to tell 98 people about The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter, yet you've potentially communicated about that movie with many, many people.

Anyway, getting back to The Social Network, I thought one of the final scenes in which Mark Zuckerberg...
(click to show/hide)
The technology has changed, but human nature remains the same. It is in that way that I embraced The Social Network.

And now I will click "Post" to share my thoughts with you.  ;)
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on April 15, 2011, 03:05:17 PM
I loved it for its depiction of different sides of the same story. That didn't have anything to do with the fact that I have a FB account. I enjoyed the plot in the same way that I enjoyed The Fighter without being a boxer, or Black Swan without knowing how to ballet dance or The King's Speech without being either a stutterer or a teacher.

I felt it was a poorly paced movie about one person backstabbing a bunch of people. If I want to see something like that, I can just watch one episode of Survivor. Then I'd be done in less than an hour.  ;)


Also, I remember the day when phone calls were not considered "personal interaction". It was bad form to do many things over the phone rather than face to face.

I should state that my sister lives in another state, so face to face is a little bit difficult in a pinch.

Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Kathy on April 15, 2011, 04:49:46 PM
I look at Facebook just about every day. I don't really say too much but I read what my family and friends post.

There are a few animal sites, Buffalo sports sites, etc. that I "liked" and I skim those.

Generally the posts I get are pictures, funny or informative.

As far as the movie - I don't plan on seeking it out or buying it. But, if one of my friends gets it I'll take a run over and see it with them.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Najemikon on April 15, 2011, 10:22:19 PM
Unless you are into the latest trend in computer technology, then this film is a snooze-fest [snip] but my wife and myself both felt the same thing at the end of this film... that this was acclaimed by many because they felt a need to validate their existence and lifestyle perpetuated in the Facebook community.

 ??? Why did you want to put people on the defensive straight away? James already said what I thought, but to continue, I make use of the site and get some pleasure from it, but I don't rely on it, yet I loved the film. I was disappointed that you focused your review on Facebook, not the film which, without judgement, captures the Zeitgeist. Facebook is the tip of an iceberg of a modern phenomenon in social networking and a world many people are trying to get their heads around; one in which kids can bring down mighty record companies, capture a generations imagination, and deal in tens of billions of pounds while doing it.

You don't even need to own a computer to be fascinated and possibly frightened by that and the film is about the people right in the middle of it.

By the way, Aaron Sorkin? He doesn't use Facebook. (http://www.tvsquad.com/2011/02/28/aaron-sorkin-doesnt-use-facebook-the-early-show/)  :whistle: If he doesn't need it in his life and he wrote about its creation, you certainly don't need it to just watch.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on April 19, 2011, 12:33:06 AM
Marwencol (2010) 3/5 - I had been looking forward to viewing this documentary for a while and for the first hour or so, it tells a pretty good story about a man who is almost beaten to death at the hands of five young men. After awakening from a coma, all his memories of his previous life are wiped away, not to mention the reconstructive surgery needed to repair his disfigured face. At first, normal psychological therapy doesn't work for him, so he takes it upon himself to rehabilitate himself through an imaginary WWII Belgian town he creates in his yard called Marwencol. Through his imaginary village, Hogencamp slowly pieces together, not only memories of his past, but of the night of the attack. It is during this exploration into Marwencol that we come to know that Hogencamp was a talented artist before the attack. When the focus of the documentary stays on Hogencamp's ingenuity and talent in building this imaginary world, the story remains compelling. But at around the one hour mark, it takes a more awkward turn in that we start to witness Hogencamp's pent up anger towards his assailants, which he portrays in torture scenes in the village. It was at this point in the documentary where I started to feel that maybe this guy was a ticking time bomb, who will someday go Columbine on the people in his town. The scenes he portrayed in his revenge fantasy were extremely violent and somewhat twisted in Hogencamp's sexually repressed mind.

Then all of a sudden, the director shifts the focus to Hogencamp's little secret. He shows us a closet filled with over 200 pairs of women's shoes. Seeing how compulsive Hogencamp is throughout the first hour, the viewer believes that he started to collect them after the beating as some kind of release for his sexual repression, but it is then disclosed that Hogencamp was a cross-dresser before the attack. At this point in the film I was expecting a little exposition into what kind of person he was before the attack. It had been touched upon in the opening minutes of the film, but for the most part had been pretty much glossed over. And I feel that this omission from the documentary weakens the overall presentation.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on April 21, 2011, 01:12:48 AM
The Freshman (1925) 4/5 - I'm ashamed to admit it, but I purchased all three volumes of the Harold Lloyd Comedy Collection, and up until today, had only watched his comedy shorts from those sets. Well, TCM was doing a birthday tribute to Lloyd who was born on this day back in 1893. I started to watch Lloyd's most successful feature The Freshman, without any thought of finishing it, but by the mid-point of the film, I was hooked. I now can understand Lloyd's popularity during the high times of silent slapstick. He was an amalgamation of the three other popular silent clowns of the time, Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton and Harry Langdon. From Langdon, you get the childlike naivete, from Chaplin, the pathos and from Keaton, the incredible physical agility. But whereas each of those performers plied their trade using those singular attributes predominantly in their work, Lloyd was able to move from mood to mood keeping this film fresh and rolling along. I'm now looking forward to finally putting those shiny discs into my DVD player and checking out his other feature films.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on May 10, 2011, 03:12:34 AM
The Fighter (2010) 4.5/5 - This is the film that deserved the Best Picture Oscar last year (although I still haven't seen Black Swan yet). From beginning to end it held my attention with its gritty, realistic approach to the seedier side of the world of professional boxing. Prior to viewing the film, I felt that Geoffrey Rush had been robbed when Christian Bale took home the statue for Best Supporting Actor, but after the film finished, I was no longer of this mindset. Very few times in film history have I felt that the academy got it right when the selection of winner was announced. But this was one time where I agree wholeheartedly. If you watched the featurette on the making of the film and you see Dicky Eklund's speech patterns and mannerisms, you couldn't help but be blown away by Bale's performance.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: goodguy on May 10, 2011, 03:49:02 AM
Seriously? Both films struck me as rather unremarkable, despite good performances. And while I concede some "grittiness" to The Fighter, it's little more than a traditional sports movie (yawn) based on a true story (double-yawn). And come to think of it, The King's Speech is just the royal version of a sports movie, although others have argued it's basically a romantic comedy.  :)

Btw, since you specifically mentioned that you haven't seen Black Swan yet, I assume you did see Winter's Bone?
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on May 10, 2011, 03:52:20 AM
Btw, since you specifically mentioned that you haven't seen Black Swan yet, I assume you did see Winter's Bone?

I keep forgetting about that one, I need to add it to my list.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: goodguy on May 10, 2011, 03:54:19 AM
Btw, since you specifically mentioned that you haven't seen Black Swan yet, I assume you did see Winter's Bone?

I keep forgetting about that one, I need to add it to my list.

It's the only one of the Best Picture nominees that made it in my Top Five of 2010.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Achim on May 10, 2011, 06:10:51 AM
The Proposition (2005) 4/5 - After reading Smirnoff's dire review of this film over at Filmspotters, I had second thoughts about watching it, but I'm glad I did. 'Noff was right, it is an ugly film about ugly characters, but to me, it was rich in the scope by which it told the story. The latter part of the nineteenth century was a very hostile time all over the world, especially in frontier lands on the outskirts of civilization. This film reminded me very much of a Leone western, with even more bleakness than you expect from a spaghetti western. The one question I would like to ask Smirnoff is this...did you like Sexy Beast? At times I felt the same disdain for the characters that I felt for that film, which coincidentally, also starred Ray Winstone.
I really liked The Proposition as well. It seems to portray the era and especially the Australian landscapes very well and one can learn a thing or two about aboriginal relations at the time.

I am not sure I see the relation, other than Ray Winstone, with Sexy Beast though, as I find that to be a very different film ("No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no." :laugh:).
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Najemikon on May 10, 2011, 10:45:40 PM
Seriously? Both films struck me as rather unremarkable, despite good performances. And while I concede some "grittiness" to The Fighter, it's little more than a traditional sports movie (yawn) based on a true story (double-yawn). And come to think of it, The King's Speech is just the royal version of a sports movie, although others have argued it's basically a romantic comedy.  :)

Why the surprise? The Fighter is brilliant because of its tradition. It subscribes fully to Hollywood wish fulfilment fantasy, while being a double whammy for formula in that it's a true story (bingo for the Academy any other year!), but it has a spark. Not in the grittiness, which is as predictable as anything else, but in the performances and the direction.

I'm glad Antares enjoyed it, but come on, Matthias! Admit it! You just don't like Hollywood.  :tease:

I loved Winter's Bone, which is a marvellous film, but The Fighter is a better movie and sometimes that's what I want.

The Proposition (2005) 4/5 - After reading Smirnoff's dire review of this film over at Filmspotters, I had second thoughts about watching it, but I'm glad I did. 'Noff was right, it is an ugly film about ugly characters, but to me, it was rich in the scope by which it told the story. The latter part of the nineteenth century was a very hostile time all over the world, especially in frontier lands on the outskirts of civilization. This film reminded me very much of a Leone western, with even more bleakness than you expect from a spaghetti western. The one question I would like to ask Smirnoff is this...did you like Sexy Beast? At times I felt the same disdain for the characters that I felt for that film, which coincidentally, also starred Ray Winstone.
I really liked The Proposition as well. It seems to portray the era and especially the Australian landscapes very well and one can learn a thing or two about aboriginal relations at the time.

I am not sure I see the relation, other than Ray Winstone, with Sexy Beast though, as I find that to be a very different film ("No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no." :laugh:).

I sort of see the link with Sexy Beast, but you kind of expect it from a British gangster flick, while The Proposition is relentless when you might have been expecting a western. A violent, nasty one, yes, but that unremitting? Wow. The trick is, like he did with No Country for Old Men, Cormac McCarthy gives the story a beating heart of a conscience somewhere in there. I think John Hillcoat did a better job bringing that out of the story than the Coen's did, though the straight-faced irony suits them better.

Antares, you should check out The Road. Another Hillcoat/McCarthy film that was dismissed as depressing, but actually is almost flawed with a sentimental edge. And if you think you can handle Winstone playing an arsehole, you absolutely have to try 44 Inch Chest. I'd love to hear your take on that after I detested it!

Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on May 11, 2011, 04:54:38 AM
Antares, you should check out The Road. Another Hillcoat/McCarthy film that was dismissed as depressing, but actually is almost flawed with a sentimental edge. And if you think you can handle Winstone playing an arsehole, you absolutely have to try 44 Inch Chest. I'd love to hear your take on that after I detested it!

I've caught bits and pieces of The Road, but have been shying away from it because I truly believe that the story portends what's coming in the future. The thought of it just scares the shit out of me.

I'll try and find the other film.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on May 26, 2011, 09:12:48 PM
Black Swan (2010) 3/5 - I'm glad that Natalie Portman was selected as Best Actress by the Academy, she deserved it for this role. But that being said, the rest of the film, while at times stylish, just kept constantly reminding me of Polanski's Repulsion, a much better film about a woman slowly going insane.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: goodguy on May 27, 2011, 01:12:38 AM
Black Swan (2010) 3/5 - I'm glad that Natalie Portman was selected as Best Actress by the Academy, she deserved it for this role. But that being said, the rest of the film, while at times stylish, just kept constantly reminding me of Polanski's Repulsion, a much better film about a woman slowly going insane.

Natalie Portman deserved the nomination, but not the win. That should have gone to either Michelle Williams or Jennifer Lawrence. Repulsion and The Red Shoes (which I've seen only afterwards) certainly come to mind, but the film both acknowledges that and goes for something different. Oh, and speaking of better films: the best ballet film is still Robert Altman's The Company.
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Post by: Antares on June 23, 2011, 05:26:45 AM
Aguirre, der Zorn Gottes (1972) 3/5 - This is my first Werner Herzog film and it just didn't float my boat (pun intended). The cinematography and Klaus Kinski were both great, but the story just didn't have as much to offer as the more exciting tales that coincided with the film's making. Don't get me wrong, there were some very good scenes in the film, but by the halfway point the film appeared to run out of steam, which kind of coincided with the expedition's movement into the river's slower spots. One thing that did stand out to me was that Brad Pitt must be a big fan of Kinski, because at times, when Kinski would make a gesture or expression, I instantly thought of Pitt in Troy. I guess I'll have to try out Fitzcarraldo next, but I hope there's a little more meat in that film.
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Post by: Najemikon on June 23, 2011, 06:51:18 PM
I still haven't watched my Herzog set, but I'd be interested in what you might think of Bad Lieutenant: Port of New Orleans. I loved it. It's generally thought of as lesser Herzog and I'm sure that's fair in terms of his pure film-making, but that doesn't stop BL from being superb entertainment with just the right amount of weird.

I always thought I was against weirdness, but after seeing BL and now I've been stunned by properly weird Mulholland Drive, I don't know what to think anymore!
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on June 27, 2011, 02:14:48 AM
Joe (1970) 3.5/5 - If your only conception of Peter Boyle is that of a lovable grandfather, or as a comic Frankenstein, then the indie film Joe will definitely quash that appearance. As the main character in John G. Avildsen's first feature length film, Boyle plays a loudmouth racist who learns of a secret in a chance meeting in his local bar. As Joe is spewing his bigoted bile to the bartender, he quips at the end of his diatribe, "I'd love to kill me a hippie." Seated next to him is a middle aged man who has just entered the bar in a somewhat agitated and disheveled shape. As he listens to Joe's violent request, he lets slip out that he has just killed one himself, his daughter's (Susan Sarandon in her first role) junkie boyfriend.

What follows is a bizarre story about the counter culture and right wing ideology, mixed with an awkward voyeuristic spin on class struggles. The film doesn't really get going until we meet Boyle's character, and sadly, that takes almost a half hour of exposition regarding the daughter and boyfriend's drug induced lifestyle and the aforementioned murder. But once Joe is introduced, his pathological hatred for anything or anyone who leans to the left is riveting to watch. In fact, it is probably the only real reason for watching this very dated film from the golden age of indies. Well, that and the ending kind of takes you by surprise. If you can endure a director who is learning the ropes, and the dated nature of parts of the film, I think you could be pleasantly surprised at this relic of 70's gritty independent film making.
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Post by: Antares on July 01, 2011, 12:12:21 AM
I Know Where I'm Going! (1945) 4/5 - Have you ever gone into the viewing of a film with the wrong idea about the premise? For years I've wanted to watch this film, but was unable to procure it. During that time, I read reviews on various forums which described it as a dark drama about a woman who is a gold digger who falls for a young naval officer while stranded in upper Scotland. A few reviews quipped about Wendy Hiller's character as being shrill and whiny to the point of intolerance. So as I sat down to watch this, I had a pre-conceived notion that this was going to be a dark and bleak picture.

Well...I was wrong.

I don't know what movie these reviewers were watching, but I Know Where I'm Going! is one of the best romantic films I've had the pleasure to view. I place it second behind my favorite romance film Brief Encounter. And just like that iconic film, this story has a taut screenplay that keeps you entranced for its duration. Wendy Hiller, and especially Roger Livesy are top notch in their performances. This is the second film I've seen with Livesy and now I'm interested in seeking out his other work. This now moves ahead of The Red Shoes as my favorite Powell/Pressburger film.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 01, 2011, 01:03:58 AM
I think you might like The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp Antares. Livesay is in it and it's a Powell/Pressburger film.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 01, 2011, 03:19:07 AM
I think you might like The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp Antares. Livesay is in it and it's a Powell/Pressburger film.

I've seen and I loved it.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: dfmorgan on July 01, 2011, 08:47:37 PM
I think you might like The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp Antares. Livesay is in it and it's a Powell/Pressburger film.

I've seen and I loved it.

Have you seen A Matter of Life and Death? Roger Livesey, although not the star as that is reserved for David Niven, does appear in this superb Powell/Pressburger film.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 01, 2011, 11:53:26 PM
Not yet, but I own it. It's just been sitting in my unwatched pile for about 8 months.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: dfmorgan on July 02, 2011, 12:31:34 AM
Not yet, but I own it. It's just been sitting in my unwatched pile for about 8 months.

May I suggest that you move this up as I think it a wonderful film, with a brilliant use of Colour and Black and White scenes. I know that my anime recommendations haven't been to your taste but this is in a totally different category and is just simply a classic.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 02, 2011, 03:09:45 AM
I've already promised another person at another forum that I would watch it this weekend. He felt that it was a sin that I had it in my collection and that it was collecting dust.  :bag:
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Najemikon on July 02, 2011, 03:40:35 AM
I've already promised another person at another forum that I would watch it this weekend. He felt that it was a sin that I had it in my collection and that it was collecting dust.  :bag:

Honestly, I would have assumed you'd already seen it. I love it. It was a favourite film of mine when I was younger. It's unashamedly sentimental and very British. Just watch stiff upper lip Niven talking about his doomed plane to the emotional American radio operator! :laugh:
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 05, 2011, 03:04:23 AM
Brigadoon (1954) 2.5/5 - Last Thursday night TCM had a theme night comprising of films with a Scottish setting. After watching the delightfully charming I Know Where I'm Going!, I decided to stick around and watch Gene Kelly's Brigadoon. Now anyone who has read either my reviews or posts on this forum, knows my disdain for musicals and especially musicals with Gene Kelly in them. But as of late, I've been trying to temper down my cynical side and I thought to myself, let's give Gene a break.

So...where to begin... I was surprised to see that Kelly did not seem to be mugging as much in this film and that was a pleasant surprise. But that being said, I can understand why this film didn't fare well at the box office back in 1954. For a musical, it's kind of lifeless at times. Maybe this is a factor of MGM's refusal to allow Kelly to shoot on location in Scotland. But I can understand MGM's apprehension, I have read that every musical that Kelly made after the highly profitable Singin' in the Rain lost a substantial amount of money. Also, I didn't feel that the majority of the songs were memorable. In fact, the only two songs that piqued my interest were Heather on the Hill and Almost Like Being in Love, but unfortunately these two songs were well beyond the limits of Gene Kelly's vocal range. Lastly, I noticed that a lot of the movements and dance steps that Kelly choreographed seemed repetitive of other dances in previous films, mainly Singin' in the Rain. Could it be that Kelly decided to go back to what had worked so well in that film at the expense of making Brigadoon more exciting? Could be...
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Najemikon on July 05, 2011, 12:29:46 PM
Hot Fuzz (2007) 3.5/5 - For the last few years I've read such glowing praise of this British comedy, and finally after reading a friends review on another forum, I decided the time had come to watch it. Well, after the first hour or so, I couldn't understand what all the fuss was about. Sure, it had me chuckling every so often, but to be honest, I was expecting side-spliiting belly laughter. But it seems, I only had to wait until the climax of the film. When the town rises up against the new police officer, I was keeling over. Every action film cliché is skewered with the precision of a surgeon, not to mention the countless quotable lines that come fast and quick. I'm now looking forward to Shaun of the Dead.

I had pretty much the same reaction, but on the third viewing it seemed to gel beautifully and I couldn't fault it at all. Love it. What did you think of the score by the way, especially when Angel is going back into town? I swear it's a twist on Yojimbo.

Do you normally go for horror films? Doesn't matter, because first and foremost Shaun is a rom-com, but it's also the only rom-zom-com and if you know your zombies, you're in for a treat. Sod it, you're in for a treat anyway! :P
 
A Matter of Life and Death (1946) 3.5/5 - I was going to start out this review by telling verbALs to stop scratching his head, because I finally watched the film, but I think that after he reads the score I rated this film, he may just keep on scratching away. I liked the film, but when Raymond Massey's character comes forward, I thought it threw a money wrench into the flow of the screenplay. Bringing an anti-British rant from an American just seemed to me, a little disengenous. This was only one year removed from the end of the Second World War and it just came across as a rather condescending way to take a swipe at the Americans who were still over in England awaiting their return to the States. I saw it as a brave move by Pressburger to do it, but also it appeared as he was left-handedly saying... These Americans, what petulant little children. I could be reading it wrong, but that's how it came across to me.

It reminded me of something I read in a New York Times archived newspaper one day when I was perusing the microfilm collection at a library. I had been reading war reports from France from the D-Day invasion until the Battle of the Bulge. I was surprised to read a small piece about French citizens complaining about the American soldiers in the aftermath of the liberation of Paris. They were actually complaining about the soldiers who had just liberated them from over 4 years of Nazi occupational tyranny.

You have to remember that Europe was very critical of America's lack of involvement in the early years of the war... Imagine if your neighbour started throwing grenades on your lawn and you called the police. They ignore you, but just as your lawn has been turned into a useless pit of wreckage and mud and you can't find your dog, they turn up, pat you on the head and say, "don't you worry" and then demolish your neighbours house. Would you shake their hand for a job well done?  :laugh:

I think some in France felt let down that America didn't step in sooner and even several years of war doesn't undo that. A fair argument would be of course, why didn't the French put up more of a struggle. That leads me to the British perspective and the film.

Because England didn't fall, but did suffer a lot in trying to help France immediately, I think P&P were having an ironic political dig at America. What we're seeing in this film is possibly an early example of the resentment from other countries about the American foreign policy method amounting to sledgehammers to crack a nut! But even then it's not that simple. It's been a while since I saw the film, but I have seen it a lot. I seem to remember feeling that in those staged arguments against America, there was an air of proud sadness that perhaps recognised that Europe was in a mess for deeper, very old reasons long before even WWI broke out. To go back to my silly example, you probably watched your neighbour making those grenades that eventually he threw at your lawn and maybe you even helped him.

I'm not looking for an argument here by the way, but the politics of the 1940s are fascinatingly complex and it's very difficult to judge fairly in retrospect. You have to remember that P&P would have been of a mindset born of the British Empire and old Europe, so America was young and naive.

It's reminded me of Hitchcock's Foreign Correspondent. Have you seen that? You might appreciate the mood of it, considering Hitchcock was an Englishman stuck in the States when war broke out. Apparently he was distraught that he was unable to phone his mother, but communications to Europe had been cut. With that in mind, the ending of FC is passionate and moving. Possibly optimistic even considering it was an American character... http://www.dvdcollectorsonline.com/index.php/topic,5251.msg89248.html#msg89248
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 05, 2011, 10:58:13 PM
You have to remember that Europe was very critical of America's lack of involvement in the early years of the war...

Well, if that was the consensus of European thinking at the time, then I have to say
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It was French, British and Italian arrogance that sowed the seeds of the Second World War in the Treaty of Versailles in 1919. Woodrow Wilson was against imposing such harsh restrictions and reparations upon Germany, knowing full well what would happen. We as a nation, had done the same thing to the Confederacy after the American Civil War and the South held deep grudges against their former vanquishers and furthermore, it sowed the seeds of Jim Crow laws at the hands of the Ku Klux Klan.

Imagine if your neighbour started throwing grenades on your lawn and you called the police. They ignore you, but just as your lawn has been turned into a useless pit of wreckage and mud and you can't find your dog, they turn up, pat you on the head and say, "don't you worry" and then demolish your neighbours house. Would you shake their hand for a job well done?  :laugh:


I think I would if knowing that the alternative was having my neighbor start rounding up all the neighborhood dogs and systematically eradicating them.  ;)

I think some in France felt let down that America didn't step in sooner and even several years of war doesn't undo that. A fair argument would be of course, why didn't the French put up more of a struggle. That leads me to the British perspective and the film.

Because England didn't fall, but did suffer a lot in trying to help France immediately, I think P&P were having an ironic political dig at America. What we're seeing in this film is possibly an early example of the resentment from other countries about the American foreign policy method amounting to sledgehammers to crack a nut! But even then it's not that simple. It's been a while since I saw the film, but I have seen it a lot. I seem to remember feeling that in those staged arguments against America, there was an air of proud sadness that perhaps recognised that Europe was in a mess for deeper, very old reasons long before even WWI broke out. To go back to my silly example, you probably watched your neighbour making those grenades that eventually he threw at your lawn and maybe you even helped him.

And there's the rub...

Had France just been happy with the return of Alsace and Lorraine, or if Britain would have been satisfied with the destruction of the German fleet, which was the prime reason for Britain's involvement in the first place, and neither would have demanded the exorbitant reparations which crippled the German economy, the Nazis would have remained a fringe political party

If France had mobilized it's army when Hitler re-militarized the Rhineland in 1936, Hitler would not have been lulled into thinking that France and Britain were soft on his plans for expansion.

Had both Britain and France called Hitler's bluff at the Munich conference, 9/1/1939 may have never happened.

So in this sense, you can't as a country or a continent for that matter, fault the US for not coming to your rescue sooner. We had already been the recipients of over 320,000 military casualties in our first foray into a European war. Had the European victors in that war showed just the slightest bit of common sense, the second war would have not taken place.

I'm not looking for an argument here by the way, but the politics of the 1940s are fascinatingly complex and it's very difficult to judge fairly in retrospect. You have to remember that P&P would have been of a mindset born of the British Empire and old Europe, so America was young and naive.

And in hindsight I can without reservation declare that it was this antiquated mindset that set forth in motion the destructive events of the early and mid- 20th century.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Najemikon on July 06, 2011, 02:39:23 AM
That'll teach me to try and be Devil's Advocate. If you reread my post without getting too jingoistic (oh hang on, it was the 4th July the other day wasn't it?  :tease: ), you'll see I was talking about the emotional response of everyday people, while also alluding to the fact that history held the lessons. You spelled out much of what I meant, but somehow thinking it was me being critical of America. Don't take it personally, or make it personal.

So in this sense, you can't as a country or a continent for that matter, fault the US for not coming to your rescue sooner.

"You"? Oh well. :-\ We didn't need rescuing, you needed insurance and were sticking with "wait and see", just like WWI. Had England fallen, the Third Reich would have swarmed over Europe and where would Hitler be looking next? 'You' would have had a nasty fight on your hands then. England couldn't stand by and let him get stronger. We can see bloody France from Dover! Too close for comfort.

And don't lump us in with Europe, thank you very much! I voted Conservative...   :devil:

Now I agree with the facts of what you say overall, but you're trying to paint in black and white and it can't work. You call it our and France's arrogance that sowed the seeds? For one, considering the monumental losses we took in WWI, some might say we had a right to throttle Germany. In hindsight, it wasn't sensible but otherwise, look closer to home. Wilson created the League of Nations and then America didn't support it. He essentially made a giant white elephant for the world to stare at, while America itself was becoming more isolated. Good intentions that he couldn't see through. Perhaps if America had committed itself to being part of the new world order it was so keen to create, it would have been able to temper us arrogant types. Funny how history repeats itself too... going to war in a foreign country, talking about how to protect the future and then not seeing it through... so is America going to finish the job in Afghanistan and Iraq this time?

See? Now you're making me angry and that wasn't what I wanted. The ties between our countries will always be much stronger than those either of us have to Europe and that is very respected here. There is no "consensus" opinion than America let us down; if a Brit says so, he's taking the piss (I work with one of you lot and every time he's late, I say "Just like WWII!" :-X). If a Frenchman says so (and these days I think even they're past it!), it's jealousy.  :whistle:

This stuff happened how long ago? And to bring it full circle, I really do think you'll get a lot out of Foreign Correspondent. Forget all the history, forget all the blame, just try to imagine what Hitchcock felt in America, as war broke out. He can't go home, he can't even phone home and he knows what London is going through. America would have felt very cut-off. In that film, there is a perfect blend of satire and metaphor, but an underlying sense of optimism. I think he was making it when the war hit and he lets it inform the narrative; the plot lines fizzle as enemies who were conspiring about war suddenly realise they've got it and they feel petty. And the very last scene is gloriously sentimental, but I think it summed up the real mood of the time. Have you read my review? At the end there is quote from another rather unique review that perfectly sums it up...  ;)

Anyway, most of the resentment of American troops was from British soldiers who got back home to find out their wives had been shagged by your lot on the promise of nylon stockings! A baby boom of bastards was not something we were banking on!  :hysterical:
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 06, 2011, 03:09:25 AM
That'll teach me to try and be Devil's Advocate. If you reread my post without getting too jingoistic (oh hang on, it was the 4th July the other day wasn't it?  :tease: ), you'll see I was talking about the emotional response of everyday people, while also alluding to the fact that history held the lessons. You spelled out much of what I meant, but somehow thinking it was me being critical of America. Don't take it personally, or make it personal.

I wasn't taking it or trying to make it personal. I was only pointing out how hypocritical it was for P & P to take their little dig as you called it. I never for one moment, included you in that summation.


"You"? Oh well. :-\ We didn't need rescuing, you needed insurance and were sticking with "wait and see", just like WWI. Had England fallen, the Third Reich would have swarmed over Europe and where would Hitler be looking next? 'You' would have had a nasty fight on your hands then. England couldn't stand by and let him get stronger. We can see bloody France from Dover! Too close for comfort.

I'm sorry to disagree with you again, but you did need rescuing. By December 7 of 1941, Karl Donitz and the U- boat wolfpacks had almost singlehandedly severed your lifeline to the commonwealth nations and their important natural resources. A few more months of that or Roosevelt deciding to throw our full industrial weight behind defeating Japan would have surely spelled the end of Britain's involvement in WWII. Remember that Hitler did not want to defeat Britain in 1940. He knew that if England capitulated, your overseas empire would have been divided between the US and Japan and your navy would have probably been relinquished to Canada. But that being said, if Britain had fallen, then we would have concentrated our relief efforts on supporting Russia. Even though we did not trust Stalin at the time, Hitler was about to make the same mistake that Napoleon had the previous century, by committing to a land war in Asia. I guarantee you that with Britain out of the war and the Wehrmacht concentrating wholly upon Mother Russia, Stalin would have acquiesced to our troops traveling across Siberia to help fight the Nazi invasion. You'd be amazed at how fast the Russians would have built train tracks to the Kamchatka Peninsula.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Najemikon on July 06, 2011, 03:49:52 AM
I wasn't taking it or trying to make it personal. I was only pointing out how hypocritical it was for P & P to take their little dig as you called it. I never for one moment, included you in that summation.

Maybe not, but it was you who started using "you", "we", etc, as if this happened yesterday and I had personally undermined your sensibilities.

I'm sorry to disagree with you again, but you did need rescuing. By December 7 of 1941, Karl Donitz and the U- boat wolfpacks had almost singlehandedly severed your lifeline to the commonwealth nations and their important natural resources. A few more months of that or Roosevelt deciding to throw our full industrial weight behind defeating Japan would have surely spelled the end of Britain's involvement in WWII. Remember that Hitler did not want to defeat Britain in 1940. He knew that if England capitulated, your overseas empire would have been divided between the US and Japan and your navy would have probably been relinquished to Canada. But that being said, if Britain had fallen, then we would have concentrated our relief efforts on supporting Russia. Even though we did not trust Stalin at the time, Hitler was about to make the same mistake that Napoleon had the previous century, by committing to a land war in Asia. I guarantee you that with Britain out of the war and the Wehrmacht concentrating wholly upon Mother Russia, Stalin would have acquiesced to our troops traveling across Siberia to help fight the Nazi invasion. You'd be amazed at how fast the Russians would have built train tracks to the Kamchatka Peninsula.

Are you kidding? "Hitler didn't want to defeat Britain in 1940"? What absolute bollocks! You do remember something called The Battle of Britain? The Luftwaffe threw everything they could at England with the sole purpose of forcing a surrender. The fact they couldn't do it is considered Germany's first major defeat.

The German Navy is another matter. Credit where its due, their Navy was the most powerful in the world. It was running rings around the Royal Navy which was underfunded, ill-equipped and making mistakes. You're right, our supply lines were stuffed. But the decisive turning point was less to do with what America was or wasn't doing and more down to the St. Nazaire Raid in March 1942 (those "few months" later you mentioned), by commandos that could be considered the first SAS, back when Mission Impossibles hadn't even been thought of as remotely Mission Plausibles. It's nicknamed The Greatest Raid of All Time for good reason. It crippled a key dry dock, throttling Germany's ability to move at sea and giving Britain the breathing space it needed to take control. Hitler was so pissed off he rebuilt all his sea defences. Had England not thwarted his Navy with the most audacious, craziest plan possible, he may well have eventually starved us out, but he would have also ruled the oceans and America would have struggled to break that with Japan on their backs. 
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 06, 2011, 04:43:34 AM
Are you kidding? "Hitler didn't want to defeat Britain in 1940"? What absolute bollocks! You do remember something called The Battle of Britain?

OK I'll admit that I should have worded that line differently by stating that prior to the Battle of Britain, Hitler didn't want to defeat Britain in 1940. Bad choice of words on my part, but none the less it is true and it's a known fact that Hitler only wanted Britain to acquiesce to his dominance on the European continent. I'm not making this up, it is true. Had England agreed to an armistice and left Hitler with France, he would have left you alone, albeit probably only until he turned Russia into a wasteland. Hitler was known to have admired your empirical prowess over the centuries. He wanted to emulate it, not destroy it.

And with that I'm done. It was not my intention to fan any flames of discord between us.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Najemikon on July 06, 2011, 12:07:59 PM
Ok, I see what you mean, but it's a moot point. Hitler needed to control the air for an invasion, he was stopped. He needed to control the sea for a longer term plan, he was stopped. I know you didn't want an argument, but it does piss me off when the "America rescued you" stuff comes up, because it reduces Britain to a single island that was in a purely defensive position and supports the idea that invasion was merely a matter of time and until then it was a war of attrition at best until America weighed in. It undermines Churchill, who in truth declared war on Germany as an offensive move to liberate France from day 1 and was immediately planning to force a second front and take the fight to Hitler. And because Britain was an Empire, not just an island, the Commonwealth forces were gaining ground in Africa all the time. Russia would have come in under much the same manner, building the Eastern front and linking up with British, Canadian, Aussie, etc, but Stalin needed to lose first to realise he couldn't wait it out (Hitler's legacy is probably forcing Russia onto the world stage at all, which turned out well! :-[). If America hadn't stepped in, it would have been a longer, messier war and the invasion of France may have even failed, but it would have been an invasion nonetheless. Churchill wasn't sitting on his hands hoping Eisenhower would see sense. Actually, Russia would have eventually prevailed I think and then your Cold War would have been a lot warmer once they controlled Berlin following 1945.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Achim on July 07, 2011, 06:15:36 AM
I remember seeing that in some movie: I guess the fact that the Americans cracked the code of the enigma thingy also helped move things along more quickly.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Najemikon on July 07, 2011, 12:20:23 PM
I remember seeing that in some movie: I guess the fact that the Americans cracked the code of the enigma thingy also helped move things along more quickly.

 :laugh:

Yeah, nice try Mr "all I learned about the war was from Matthew McConaughey in that super accurate U571"! :redcard: I ain't biting. You hear? No. Not doing it. :-X
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Achim on July 07, 2011, 02:44:20 PM
:laugh:

Yeah, nice try Mr "all I learned about the war was from Matthew McConaughey in that super accurate U571"! :redcard: I ain't biting. You hear? No. Not doing it. :-X
:thumbup:

...and I tried so hard :P (hence the lack of smileys).

BTW, I actually have never seen the film in question, I just remember that the topic came up once or twice, so I couldn't resist the attempt.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Halo2 on July 07, 2011, 06:09:02 PM
I saw Achim's post on the last page and ran to get some beers to sit back and watch the fireworks!

Achim, nice attempt at sparking an outburst.
Jon, nice move rising above the comment.

Guess I'll just have to watch a DVD now that I'm settled in on the couch with a couple of beers.

 :couch:
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Najemikon on July 08, 2011, 03:58:34 AM
Yes, I have to commend Achim's efforts, but U571 has come up more than once! It's my favourite go to example whenever the subject of accuracy vs. entertainment in film pops up. The first time it was discussed properly (mainly me, having a rant :-[ ) was almost four years ago. Wow, this place has done really well to maintain the same mood over so long...

http://www.dvdcollectorsonline.com/index.php/topic,490.0.html
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 08, 2011, 05:54:54 PM
Well Jon, you have something in common with Chuck Yeager. He was upset by David Lean's The Sound Barrier back in the fifties when it depicted the breaking of the sound barrier by a Brit. He also commented on how wrong the film was in how it showed the pilot finally achieving success by going into a steep dive. He stated that if a pilot were to do that, he'd be killed.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: samuelrichardscott on July 08, 2011, 06:32:45 PM
I thought you both might get a kick out of this:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2012552/War-veteran-takes-airline-Flybe-excess-luggage-charge-military-flag.html

As for historical inaccuracies in film, look no further than Mr Gibson. :yellowcard:
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Najemikon on July 09, 2011, 03:41:37 AM
I thought you both might get a kick out of this:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2012552/War-veteran-takes-airline-Flybe-excess-luggage-charge-military-flag.html

Good for him!

Well Jon, you have something in common with Chuck Yeager. He was upset by David Lean's The Sound Barrier back in the fifties when it depicted the breaking of the sound barrier by a Brit. He also commented on how wrong the film was in how it showed the pilot finally achieving success by going into a steep dive. He stated that if a pilot were to do that, he'd be killed.

You see, that's what I mean. Why do it and undermine the real people? To be honest I hadn't seen the film or knew the history, but if Wikipedia can be trusted, it seems the UK were working on trying to break the barrier in 1942 and the US used that info to develop the Bell aircraft Chuck successfully used. The Sound Barrier seems to be a film made from sour grapes!

Sam's right of course, Mel Gibson is a professional fibber. I love Braveheart, but it could have been a more important film for the sake of playing along. My main problem is with the arrogance, or maybe fear, that producers display when trying to make their mark on a story, when in fact the really great films gained their reputation through innovation, not porky pies.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 15, 2011, 05:04:46 AM
The Wages of Fear (Le salaire de la peur) (1953) 4/5 - This is a film that I should have made the effort to see many years ago, but unfortunately just never got around to. Once again, this List of Shame has been a revelation for me, as this was one hell of a good suspense film. After what seemed like a very long amount of time setting up the premise, it steamrolls when they finally get on the road. Yves Montand and Charles Vanel are both exemplary in their roles and Clouzot throws in enough surprises just at the right time to make this a masterpiece. The scenes at the boulder and the oil pool are first rate examples of nail biting suspense, which had me wondering how I would have fared in the two situations which arise at those moments. If I had a bone to pick with this film, it would have to be with the first hour. I think Clouzot could have shorn a few scenes here and there and gotten to the trip a little sooner. And finally, the end scene seemed pretty predictable when Montand started "dancing" with the truck. But even these two slight problems don't detract from a wonderful viewing experience.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Achim on July 15, 2011, 06:34:36 AM
I saw this recently as well and agreed with the first act being too long (an hour where 30min should have been enough). Personally I feel the film could have been slightly more effective if the main character had been a more charismatic or likable, offering more of a identification to the audience.

Beyond my complains I can only agree that it is an incredibly suspenseful film, and all that without music!
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Najemikon on July 15, 2011, 07:46:23 AM
The first hour is slow, but consider there was no such thing as a pure action film then.I'd argue he was building a metaphor to have a point for what would come. This is actually a very political and ironic film, so in effect, your supposed to be bored during the first hour because that's putting you in the mindset of the frustrated characters. They have to do something crazy to break the monotony.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 16, 2011, 12:07:00 AM
It's not that I was bored, I just felt that Clouzot could have set the stage just as well in about 45 minutes as opposed to one hour. There really was no need for this film to be 2 1/2 hours long.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Najemikon on July 16, 2011, 12:34:13 AM
Ok, not bored, but in a film over two and a half hours long, what were you thinking after 45 minutes? "where is this going?"; "when will something happen?"; maybe a frustrated "get on with it!". Which you could say is how the characters felt. I know I did.

I'm saying that Clouzot was making it like this on purpose. Yes, he could have been more efficient, but he chose to frustrate you instead.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Achim on July 16, 2011, 02:39:41 AM
I'm saying that Clouzot was making it like this on purpose. Yes, he could have been more efficient, but he chose to frustrate you instead.
Well, then I guess Antares and me are saying we feel it was a bad choice ;) On purpose or not, if a film makes me fel bored or frustrated that can't be a good thing. What made it worse for me was, that the lead character was not likable. So it became even more frustrating that I had to watch him doing his thing for an hour...
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 16, 2011, 02:43:38 AM
I'm saying that Clouzot was making it like this on purpose. Yes, he could have been more efficient, but he chose to frustrate you instead.

Yes, and I'm saying that he was wrong to do it for an hour when 45 minutes would have sufficed. Now if he would have spent a little of those extra 15 minutes showing me more shots of Vera Clouzot, then I wouldn't have minded as much. She's amazingly beautiful.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Najemikon on July 16, 2011, 03:57:11 AM
I still think you're missing my point. So you'd have been... comfortable... with 45 minutes? This isn't Hollywood. :shrug:

European cinema has a history of impressionism, expressionism, neo-realism, etc, where every shot, angle and edit is designed to evoke an emotional reaction that subscribes to one of those theories and means something to the director (as I said before, this is an aggressively political film; some called it anti-American, I think). A negative reaction is probably exactly what he wanted you to have and you can choose to accept it, or question it, as you would a painting hanging in a gallery. "Like" and "dislike" don't come into it, that's for Hollywood romance. I think, Achim, you see what I mean, but it's not a case of a "bad choice" because he's getting what he wanted. This is a purely artistic approach where the artist is embodying an idea. It's more a case of agreeing or disagreeing with the idea than choosing to like it, because it isn't purely done for entertainment, despite being eventually entertaining.

It's hard to explain, but Antares, you have a strong interest in Film Noir, which was born of these techniques. Everyone knows the well worn Femma Fatale trick like in Double Indemnity with Barbara Stanwyck dressed in innocent white, but... oh, wait... she's half in shadow... therefore she's untrustworthy. The Third Man is similar in how Carol Reed set the camera at odd, wonky angles. If you had watched typical Hollywood fare for years and got used to a typical setup, you might feel uneasy. Did the camera operator break a leg of his tripod? No, Reed wants you to feel discomfort so you grow suspicious of the scene and the intentions of the characters in it.

Typical Hollywood was too Romantic to risk alienating the viewer, but Film Noir was the exception, and so Horror would come to be, but take the style back to its roots, you find European directors working with the techniques on another level. I mean, you're not supposed to 'enjoy' Bicycle Thieves, but that was a narrative theme. Wages Of Fear is doing the same thing visually as well.

I keep meaning to post my reviews of three 1960s Italian films that demonstrate in various ways why neo-realism is so fundamentally different to the closed off world of Hollywood Romance. In one of them, Mamma Roma, there's a scene with Mamma dancing alone with her son in a cluttered room. The actor playing the boy trips slightly and sheepishly looks dead straight into the camera, possibly expecting the director Pasolini to yell "cut" and demand a reset. He doesn't and the scene continues. Would you consider that a mistake? Because while it was an accident, it most certainly was not a mistake to leave it in, even though in a Hollywood film, it would have broken the viewers connection to the character.

Pasolini left it in because he was developing a style of Realism so pure, he didn't even hide the process from the audience. The natural end-point of this might be Fellini's 8½ (a fictional story so steeped in realism, you're essentially watching the film being made while you watch it! :stars:), or even Sergio Leone's Westerns that weren't afraid to exaggerate the techniques.

I'm not saying that you have to agree with an artists viewpoint, which is a good job, because Clouzot's politics are beyond me. I just recognise that he's trying to say something, therefore it isn't 'wrong' and certainly the second half of this film can be enjoyed exclusively as a pure thrill ride. Just like that I know Robocop is an attack on capitalism and, I've heard, also a criticism of the Vietnam war. I don't know how. I just love the dark sci-fi and robots kicking shit out of one another.  :-[
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Post by: Achim on July 16, 2011, 05:21:18 AM
some called it anti-American, I think
It was actually shorted for US release to remove the anti-American sections. There is a very detailed feature on this on The Criterion Collection release.

Thinking about this I just realized, that maybe the main protagonists were more likable to a French audience in the 1950s...? :headscratch: maybe it's just our modern sensibilities that take stronger objections at the über-macho, yet partly childish behavior. :hmmmm: In which case, the first hour would have been more "entertaining" to those audiences and the 60min would have purely served as a drag, showing how desperate bored those men were. I'd buy that for a dollar :D
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Post by: Najemikon on July 16, 2011, 02:23:04 PM
Thinking about this I just realized, that maybe the main protagonists were more likable to a French audience in the 1950s...? :headscratch: maybe it's just our modern sensibilities that take stronger objections at the über-macho, yet partly childish behavior. :hmmmm: In which case, the first hour would have been more "entertaining" to those audiences and the 60min would have purely served as a drag, showing how desperate bored those men were. I'd buy that for a dollar :D

Yes, they would have understood what Clouzot was trying to say because it related to their climate I suppose. The slow pace would cause the same reaction to them, but they'd recognise the irony. If Clouzot had made Casablanca, he would very likely have chosen similar techniques to mirror the frustration of being trapped in that area. Hollywood chose to ramp up the romance because that's what they do (and for the record, I'm very glad they did!).

I've defended this theory of "it's supposed to look bad; that's why it's brilliant!" before by talking about My Beautiful Laundrette, a film I detest. To me it looked like it was made by a clumsy idiot, but it's also true that I recognised the political subtext that was deeply critical of Thatcher's Britain. I passionately disagreed with that message and still dislike the film more for that, but it is true that despite looking like a piece of shit, I completely understood what Stephen Frears was trying to say. That in itself proves the point, along with the fact that it's a highly regarded film by a successful film-maker, but none of the reviews seemed to notice how badly made it was. :-\ Over the years I've realised it really was supposed to be like that and every edit and shot composition was a means to an end.

You didn't grow up in 80s Britain, so there's a very good chance you would see the film as nothing more than a drama about ethnically different gay lovers running a laundrette. You might even say you liked it... if only it didn't look like crap. ;)
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Post by: Antares on August 06, 2011, 01:11:51 AM
The Belles of St. Trinians (1954) 3/5 - Madcap rollicking farce starring Alastair Sim in dual roles, one of which is the headmistress of a private girls school where mayhem is a major part of the curriculum. I found myself chuckling a few times during this film and it does have a bit of an Ealing feeling to it. But all in all, it kind of drags in spots, but never the less, entertains.
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Post by: Antares on August 07, 2011, 03:49:02 AM
Ivan's Childhood (1962) 4.5/5 - This is my first film by Andrey Tarkovskiy and if this portends what I can expect from his other works, then I await with baited breath further exploration of his canon. Usually with the first film from any director, you can expect choppy editing or clumsy camera work, but this film looks like the work of a master craftsman. The first time I watch a film, I'm generally watching it for the story. But in this case, I was mesmerized by the framing, elaborate camera angles and the wonderful cinematography. I found myself replaying certain scenes because of how amazing the scene looked and played on screen. Another plus is the first rate work of Nikolay Burlyaev as Ivan. This has to be one of the greatest performances for a child actor ever. After the film was over, I popped over to IMDB to see what else he has been in, and was glad to see that he has had a storied career in the film industry.

If I had to find one fault with film, it would be this...I wish that a little time would have been spent on Ivan's sojourns and exploits behind enemy lines and less with the subplot involving Mascha.
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Post by: Antares on August 12, 2011, 10:30:56 PM
Some Came Running (1958) 2/5 - Now this was a major disappointment. I have read many glowing reviews of this film over the years, and I can't for the life of me, understand why. It appeared that it wanted to be a bit like Peyton Place with a smidgen of Ocean’s Eleven thrown in for good measure. Aside from Shirley MacLaine and probably Larry Gates, the acting is way over the top. I’ve always liked Martha Hyer, but in this film she is wasted, playing the role that she had been type cast in over her career, that of the frigid ice queen, who smolders below her icy veneer. Unfortunately, the romance between her and Frank Sinatra is more comical than searing. Sinatra is at the beginning of his somber, too cool to be bothered, phase of his career, and Vincente Minnelli’s direction is more focused on how the color scheme melds, as opposed to how true to life the action on screen is. To be honest, there were moments when I felt that I was watching an episode of Batman, especially in the climactic part of the film. And finally, the usually staid Elmer Bernstein delivers a score that can best be described as manic half the time, and somnabular, the other half.
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Post by: Antares on August 16, 2011, 03:04:22 AM
Detour (1945) 4/5 - I've lost count of all the films I've watched in my lifetime, but I can make this assessment without hesitancy...Ann Savage's character Vera, is the most evil bitch I've ever seen in a film. And she's great. I used to think that Out of the Past and Double Indemnity were the truest expression of Film Noir imagery and dialog, but Detour engraves the template that all successive noirs would follow. Sure it's low budget, and it's pieced together rather amateurishly in spots, but this doesn't diminish the power of the film. And the power rests solely in the performance of Ann Savage. I used to think of the ultimate femme fatale as played by Marie Windsor or Audrey Totter as the mold for the quintessential bad girl. But they have nothing on Ann Savage. Every second she's on screen, I felt a whirlwind of emotions towards her character, ranging from disgust and hatred, to lust and longing. It's a shame that they didn't have enough money to make a complete film, as there are many loose ends in the plot that could have been expounded on. Top tier noir!
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Post by: Antares on September 04, 2011, 02:15:07 AM
Blackboard Jungle (1955) 3/5 - I can understand why this film caused such a furor back in 1955, with most of America being spoon fed their daily allowance of syrupy, sentimental family sit-coms like Father Knows Best and Ozzie and Harriet. In these white bread comedies, the young folks greatest dilemmas were whether to have a coke or a chocolate shake with their burger at the local malt shop. Blackboard Jungle grabs the viewer by the throat and transports them into the day to day life of troubled teenagers in an inner city public school. The neighborhood is a mixture of delinquent street thugs and the downtrodden poor eeking out their meager existences. Into this hornet's nest arrives a naive ex-soldier who has received a college degree through the GI bill and focuses his efforts on becoming a teacher. Glenn Ford, who at times to me, felt out of place in this urban drama, plays the rookie teacher with just a little too much naive optimism. This isn't a knock on Ford's talents, but I've always felt he was a fish out of water when taken away from a western setting, the kind of film he predominantly made in his career. The rest of the cast though, play their roles to perfection, with Sidney Poitier and Vic Morrow, stealing the show. If you can get by the dated message and presentation, it will make for an interesting time capsule when the "message" film first started to take hold.
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Post by: Antares on September 05, 2011, 04:30:43 PM
Two for the Seesaw (1962) 3.5/5 - I would have loved to have seen this made with the original Broadway pairing of Henry Fonda and Anne Bancroft in the lead roles. While Mitchum and MacLaine are good, the chemistry seems a little lacking at times. This must have been considered a little racy in its time, with the early scenes in Gittel's apartment. Overall, I enjoyed it , but I doubt I would venture to seek it out again.
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Post by: Antares on November 01, 2011, 06:03:41 PM
The House on 92nd Street (1945) 3/5 - A few years ago I purchased a set from Twentieth Century Fox Home Video containing all the previous releases in their Fox Film Noir collection. The funny thing is, is that only about 30% of the films in the collection are true film noirs. The House on 92nd Street falls into the other 70%. I couldn't find one element in this film that could be described as noirish, but putting that aside, it is a decent crime procedural. The plot takes place just before the beginning of World War II and the FBI are looking for an agent to infiltrate a cell of Nazi spies working in New York City. The agent selected, Bill Dietrich (William Eythe), is of German descent and is given the proper credentials to be accepted into the Nazi espionage training schools in Germany. After his training is completed, he returns to America and becomes a double agent for the FBI. The remainder of the film finds him working for both sides, as his credentials from Berlin give him access to a suspected spy ring operating out of a fashion shop on 92nd street. But all the pieces of the puzzle seem to come just a little too easily as the film progresses, and by the end, you feel like you've watched a Cliff Notes version of a potentially better story. I just wish that there was a little more distraction thrown in to make it a little more interesting.
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Post by: Antares on November 01, 2011, 11:14:09 PM
The House on Telegraph Hill (1951) 3/5 - This is another of those films in the Fox Film Noir collection that really has no business being called Film Noir. This is a suspense thriller from the get go. Directed aptly by Robert Wise, the story focuses on an assumed identity, one possible and one impending murder and an inheritance. The assumed identity is that of Valentina Cortese, who procures the papers of a recently deceased woman from the concentration camp where they were both interred. Acquiring these papers, allows her to leave a war torn Europe for the hopes of a new life in America. The murderer is played by Richard Basehart, who prior to my purchase of the Fox Noir collection, was mostly known to me as Admiral Nelson on TV's Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea. He plays the charming, yet devious role to perfection. And finally, the inheritance belongs to the aunt of the woman whose identity Cortese has stolen. The main premise is that the deceased woman had a son living in San Francisco with her wealthy Aunt Sophie. After Cortese assumes her identity and makes her way to the city by the bay, she learns of the death of the aunt and that now she is the sole benefactor to the estate. This muddles the plans of Basehart, the boy's trustee, who along with the nanny, was planning to do away with the child and steal the inheritance. He alters his plans and conveniently falls in love with Cortese, proposing marriage, which will also benefit Cortese by making her a legitimate US citizen. The rest of the film plays out as Basehart cunningly plots both the imposter and the child's deaths. But in the end, as all good suspense films prove, foolproof plans aren't always foolproof.

While the film held my attention, I couldn't help but feel that I had seen it all before. It's really only worth it to watch Richard Basehart play such a charming, yet loathsome character.
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Post by: Najemikon on November 01, 2011, 11:20:56 PM
I have most of those Fox 'noirs' as well. Very few of them are actually noir as you say, but there are some cracking films in there.

Good to see you reviewing something again, you lazy sod! :tease:
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Post by: Antares on November 01, 2011, 11:27:56 PM
It's Noir-vember again over at Filmspotters. It's the only marathon I look forward to. You should join in, it was a great marathon last year.
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Post by: Najemikon on November 01, 2011, 11:41:59 PM
I'll take a look, but it's struggle to find the time, hence why I didn't do a horror marathon this year.
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Post by: Antares on November 02, 2011, 05:35:44 PM
House of Bamboo (1955) 3/5 - Sam Fuller is one of those directors who I run either hot or cold on, with the cold side winning out more often than not. I can only think of one film that I've seen by him that I truly loved, and that was Pickup on South Street. I think it's because the films I find marginal, tend to suffer from clunky dialog or stilted or wooden acting. And nowhere is this more evident than in Fuller's widescreen color crime drama, House of Bamboo. I have never seen Robert Stack act so terribly in a film before. If you were to take an axe to him, you'd have a pile of kindling in a matter of minutes. He sticks out like a sore thumb, as the rest of the cast perform their parts adequately. The key word there is adequate, as there is nothing above average from anyone in the cast, including Robert Ryan, who seems to be around to pick up a paycheck. It was nice though, to see another performance by DeForest Kelley in his pre-Star days. Maybe this film would have been better in black & white, or maybe it was the locale of the story that throws a monkey wrench into it, but House of Bamboo is run of the mill at best.
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Post by: Najemikon on November 02, 2011, 08:33:46 PM
I haven't seen it ages, but I remember having a similar reaction to you the first time, then I read reviews that considered it a parody and it was off centre on purpose. When I saw it again with that in mind, it made more sense.
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Post by: Antares on November 03, 2011, 11:41:39 PM
Road House (1948) 3.5/5 - Ahhhh, Ida Lupino... if I could have just one woman from the Golden Age of Hollywood, it would be her. No one could play the bad girl types like she did. She had that waifish look, a melodic, warbling voice and the smoking sensuality that made good guys go bad. In Road House, she plays a chanteuse at a lounge owned by Richard Widmark. Widmark's character is completely smitten with her, but when she falls for his good looking friend and manager of the lounge (Cornel Wilde), his jealousy overcomes him and he frames him for embezzlement. He has the judge parole him into his custody, just so he can drive a wedge between the two lovers as he makes his life a living Hell. But this only bonds the two closer, and when the trio go on a trip together, Wilde and Lupino make a break for it, with Widmark in psychotic pursuit.

Not a great film, but it delivers the goods. Once again, Richard Widmark plays the lecherous type to perfection. As I've written before, Mitchum was the God of noir, but Widmark is the Beelzebub.
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Post by: Antares on November 14, 2011, 07:07:20 AM
Avatar (2009) 2/5 - In my youth, my favorite band was Yes. Not only did I love their music, but I was completely enthralled with their album covers, which were created by graphic artist Roger Dean. I used to think that it would be so great to have a film based on his atmospheric and fantasy landscapes. Well, 35 years later, James Cameron did it. If I were to rate this film on the technological achievements alone, I would probably rate it 4/5. While it is amazingly beautiful, at times I also found it a bit too much. Kind of like turning a kid loose in a candy store, and eating himself sick. I think that if Cameron could have, for once, set his enormous ego aside, and let someone who knows how to write a good screenplay, take over that part of the film, then this could have been a masterpiece. I can't tell you how many times I cringed listening to the cliched dialog in this worn out story. I can understand the hype, but when all is said and done, it's all just eye candy, that in about another five years, will be forgettable when the next level of graphic CGI emerges. That's the double edge of the special effects sword...eventually, it will look as antiquated as King Kong does today.
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Post by: Antares on December 07, 2011, 06:43:04 PM
The Nazis: A Warning from History (1997) 4.5/5 - I've pretty much seen almost every documentary on Adolph Hitler and the Nazis and figured that this one wasn't going to shed too much light on that devastating moment in history. Boy, was I wrong! This has to be one of the best treatments on this subject that I've ever watched. What separates this documentary from the countless, by the numbers types that are repeated ad nauseum on the History Channel is this... There is very little time spent on battles and more time is spent showing how they came to power. Instead of chronicling the events of The Final Solution, and Himmler and Heydrich's role in it,  they feature lesser, but still prominent Nazis such as Arthur Greiser and Dr. Josef Bühler. These are men that you hardly ever hear mentioned in Nazi documentaries. The best part of this series, is that they don't portray the Nazi hierarchy as efficient, ruthless monsters, but as incompetent, petty boors who happen to be in the right place at the right time to seize power on a stunned and demoralized post-Versailles Germany.
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Post by: Antares on December 10, 2011, 10:14:08 PM
Scrooge (1935) 3.5/5 - Seymour Hicks played Ebenezer Scrooge probably more times than all the other actors who have portrayed the greedy miser combined. He started in 1901 as a young man, and by 1935, had the character down cold. I used to think that Alastair Sim was the quintessential Ebenezer Scrooge, but after watching Hicks, I'm starting to change my mind. His Scrooge is more crotchety, and mean spirited in the beginning, while his transformation to a humble philanthropist is on par with Sim. The film itself, stays pretty true to the narrative of Dicken's short story, and the supporting cast handle their roles admirably. I wish that some DVD company would spend just a little on remastering the print of this film, because having another excellent version of this story alongside the Sim version, is gravy for the goose...pun intended.
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Post by: Antares on December 21, 2011, 04:37:54 PM
Wings of Desire (1987) 3.5/5 - I actually watched this film about a month ago and forgot to write a review on it. Now that four weeks have passed by, I am at a loss to think of anything in this film that was truly memorable. As I was watching it, it held my curiosity and there were some truly beautiful scenes, but as a whole, I will probably never watch it again. Bruno Ganz was great as can be expected, and I loved looking at Solveig Dommartin. It's a shame she died so young. Sorry if there's not much written here, but the film just didn't grab me. I liked it, but barely.
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Post by: Antares on January 07, 2012, 09:01:00 PM
Watergate (1994) 4.5/5 - You have to hand it to the BBC. They really know how flesh out the details of a story in their documentaries. I stumbled upon this five part documentary on YouTube, and I must say that it is the best program I've ever watched concerning this egregious moment in American politics. While every other documentary focuses mainly on the events post arrest of the burglars, this sets the stage with interviews with the participants, detailing what was originally planned, and how screwed up it all became. My first observation is that the whole operation was doomed from the start because of the fact that G. Gordon Liddy was involved. Listening to not only him, but the others talk about some of the hair-brained schemes he wanted to implement, one feels a sense that if they made a modern day film about Watergate, then Jim Carrey should play Liddy, he's that crazy a character.

It's a shame that by the time this documentary was made, both John and Martha Mitchell were already deceased. It would have been interesting to hear the former Attorney General's take on the event and its aftermath, and it definitely would have been entertaining to listen to Martha run her mouth off again. If I can find one fault in this series, it would be that the BBC paid very little attention to the efforts of the many reporters who tore away at the layers of security involved in the cover up. Also, very little is mentioned in regards to Hugh Sloan, the man at the Committee for Re-Election of the President, who eventually was the whistle blower.

If you've ever wanted to really delve into this infamous event, then this would be the best place to start.
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Post by: Najemikon on January 07, 2012, 10:24:54 PM
Have you ever seen David Frost's interviews with Nixon? I haven't seen the film that was done recently, but I mean the actual footage of the original broadcast. I recently saw an new, extended interview with David Frost where he talked at length about the preparation and what led up to a virtual confession from the ex-President. It's a fascinating insight into old fashioned journalism.
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Post by: Antares on January 08, 2012, 12:19:36 AM
I watched it when it originally aired. The thing is, Nixon came off not only as criminal and lecherous, but also sympathetic too. After that interview, he was kind of reborn as an elder statesman. Americans just love to forgive someone who comes clean.

It's a shame he stooped to the covert crap, because his presidency would have been considered one of the best of the 20th century had Watergate never happened. He brought an end to the Vietnam War, signed a nuclear reduction treaty with Russia and opened up diplomatic relations with communist China. Not to mention that the economy was running on all cylinders during his terms as President.

Unfortunately, Nixon was the Captain Queeg of U.S. Presidents, a paranoid personality who saw plots behind every door.

Have you ever seen this documentary?
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Post by: Najemikon on January 08, 2012, 01:17:30 AM
No, but I think I remember hearing about it. I'll have to try and keep an eye out for it. BBC4 specialises in showing both new and old documentaries.
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Post by: Antares on January 09, 2012, 01:02:39 AM
Twelve Monkeys (1995) 4/5 - I'm ashamed to say that I haven't seen too many of Terry Gilliam's films, even though I'm a huge Monty Python fan. I think my problem lies with the fact that I know I'm going to have to invest myself completely with the storyline because of Gilliam's cerebral screenplays and his attention to detail. Last night there was nothing on television and I couldn't think of a DVD in my collection that piqued my interest, so I started surfing the channels and fell upon this film. I started to get that uneasy feeling that I usually get when I'm undecided about sinking my teeth into a complex film, as I felt I wasn't in the right frame of mind, but after about 15 minutes, I was hooked. Usually films about time travel don't sit well with me because you can usually find holes in the screenplay to make the time travel aspect inconceivable as written. But Gilliam's storyline is completely plausible and has enough twists to keep it compelling throughout. Bruce Willis and Madeleine Stowe are both excellent in their roles, but Brad Pitt steals the show every time he's on screen. I read on IMDB that Gilliam took away Pitt's cigarettes to get a more manic delivery from him, and this obviously worked to a tee. I think now that I'm finally going to seek out Gilliam's other films, if they're half as good as this was, I'll be happy.
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Post by: samuelrichardscott on January 09, 2012, 01:07:22 AM
Please check out the documentary Lost in La Mancha if you're interested in Gilliam. You'll love it.
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Post by: KinkyCyborg on January 09, 2012, 02:12:12 AM
Twelve Monkeys (1995) 4/5

I think now that I'm finally going to seek out Gilliam's other films, if they're half as good as this was, I'll be happy.

Give Tideland a try. It is controversial, offbeat, shocking, will leave you feeling squeamish and Gilliam is completely unapologetic about it. 12 Monkeys is good too and I must admit that I am as shocked that you liked it as you were! I didn't think you were a big fan of sci-fi films let alone ones about time travel.
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Post by: Achim on January 09, 2012, 05:16:56 AM
I'm ashamed to say that I haven't seen too many of Terry Gilliam's films, even though I'm a huge Monty Python fan.
Gilliam's films are (almost) nothing like Monty Python (except Jabberwocky maybe).

My favorites are The Fisher King and above all Brazil (his version of 1984). Time Bandits is great fun (and still fairly close to Python) but Munchhausen can be skipped, I guess. I did like Twelve Monkeys and fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (the memory of the latter is rather vague though). I have not seen Brothers Grimm and Tideland and The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus.
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Post by: Antares on January 10, 2012, 06:40:47 PM
The Tale of Zatoichi (1962) 4/5 - My favorite genre in films is Film Noir, but running neck and neck with it is jidai-geki chanbara films from Japan. A few years ago I started catching a lot of these films on IFC on Saturday mornings. Unfortunately, they would start at 9AM and being in the hospitality industry, I'm usually still sleeping at that time. So I've caught most of these films in midstream. One of my favorites of these genre of films are the Zatoichi films. Now that Criterion is streaming free films on Hulu, I've gotten to see the first two films in their entirety. A lot of the character traits of the blind masseur are still to be worked out in the following installments, but the basis of the character is intact. He's a master swordsman who likes to gamble. He calls himself a yakuza, but the moniker doesn't fit. In this first film, we get a Yojimbo style screenplay with Zatoichi in the middle of two rival yakuza clans. It takes a while for Zatoichi to draw his sword, but when he does the action is fast and furious. Subsequent films would get to the action much quicker, as fans wanted to see the prowess of this master swordsman and less of the character development that this film had. What also sets this film apart from it's successors is that Zatoichi is a bit more cynical in this one. Later on, he would come across as comical, and that's why I think the first few outings are the best.

The Tale of Zatoichi Continues (1962) 3/5 - With the success of the previous film, Daiei Studios knew that they had a profitable alternative to Toho's Yojimbo character and they quickly shot this film to capitalize on it. The hurried nature is well evident in the patchwork screenplay. The story itself is good, but there really isn't anything to sink your teeth into. The fight scenes are frequent and relatively good. But as sequels go, this pales in comparison to Kurosawa's Tsubaki Sanjûrô. Even though this entry is rather light, I'm looking forward to the next four films in the series, as they are also freely available on Hulu.
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Post by: Antares on January 12, 2012, 07:20:45 PM
New Tale of Zatoichi (1963) 3.5/5 - The third film in the franchise is an odd duck. A deeply somber turn for the blind masseur as Zatoichi returns to his home village where he learned his masterful sword skills. He meets up with the sensei who trained him and the sensei's younger sister. Her name is Yayoi and the sensei has arranged a marriage to a wealthy samurai family for her, but she doesn't want to marry out of necessity. She has fallen in love with Zatoichi and after an emotional confrontation in which both he and she express there feelings for each other, Zatoichi renounces his lifestyle and promises the girl to lead an exemplary life from then on. When his former master learns of their intentions to marry, he berates Zatoichi and expels him from his house. Up until this point, the film kind of slowly meanders through a couple of divergent subplots involving a yakuza who was related to the outlaw leader that Zatoichi killed at the end of the second film, and the sensei’s involvement in a kidnapping plot against one of his students. It moves so slowly, that I started to feel that this film was going to turn out to be a dud in the series. But after Zatoichi’s expulsion, the film shifts into high gear with lots of swordplay and the inevitable scene with Zatoichi leaving the village after breaking his promise to Yayoi and massacring a small army of yakuza thugs.

While not as sharp as the first film, this entry had me enthralled after the romance was exposed and Zatoichi was forced to engage the yakuza gang. It was the first time in the series that I felt pity for Zatoichi and his handicap. Maybe this was a ploy to get female viewers more involved in the character, and if it was, then I think it works. Not a great film, but a solid entry in this long franchise.
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Post by: Antares on January 13, 2012, 05:46:03 PM
People on Sunday (1930) 3.5/5 - Robert & Curt Siodmak, Billy Wilder, Fred Zinneman and Edgar G. Ulmer...how's that for a lineup of talent? This is a curious little film from the waning days of silent German cinema. I say curious because from beginning to end, I couldn't help but feel a sense of morbid curiosity at not only the people involved in the film, but of the beauty that was once Berlin. As I watched, I wondered... how many of these people on the streets of a bustling Berlin, would lay dead on the cobblestones just 15 years later as Allied bombs reduced this once beautiful city to ruins? The beautiful trees that line the roadways...how long before they would be hewn at the trunk to be used as fuel to heat the homes of the bombed city? When Siodmak shows little toddler children playing with adults in a city park, I wondered...How many of these children would be hauled away in trains and tossed into a gas chamber...How many of these little boys would die on the frozen steppe of the Ukraine and how many of these little girls would be raped by invading Russian soldiers in the waning days of the war that was to come? I couldn't separate these thoughts from the film, and that's a shame because this is a beautifully shot and paced film. It's leisurely pace never falters and though the story may seem insignificant, always keeps you interested. I would have liked to have seen this film when it was first released, before the Nazi infection had spread through Germany.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on January 15, 2012, 09:33:11 PM
North (1994) 1/5 - I always wondered what it must have been like for Rob Reiner in the 70's to be walking down a street or eating in a restaurant and having some stranger waltz up and yell Hey Meathead. It had to be excruciatingly annoying. After finishing North, I now realize that he must have really hated the general public so much, that he delivered a two hour shit burger just to get even. I finally got the chance to watch this today, courtesy of HDNet movies, and I'm glad that I didn't grab this at Blockbuster oh so many years ago. For a gifted director, who gave us The Princess Bride, This is Spinal Tap, Misery, When Harry Met Sally and the seminal Stand By Me, to unleash this stinking pile of excrement on the public, should be grounds for banishment from Hollywood. The other part of the equation that baffles me is that Alan Zweibel, long one of the better comedy writers at Saturday Night Live in the 70's and 80's, would pen such an unfunny, cliche ridden mess of a screenplay. To say that it is painful to watch is being kind. I'd rather watch Madonna do Shakespeare than have to ever sit through this film again. There isn't one joke in this film that even raises a mere chuckle, and Elijah Wood, with those evil blue eyes of his, is absolutely loathsome in the title role.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on January 17, 2012, 10:09:55 PM
Celebration at Big Sur (1971) 2.5/5 - Up until the last year or so, I never understood the fascination with YouTube. I don't know if either they changed their policy towards copywritten material or if the people who own the rights to films have just given up trying to stop people from uploading. In the last few months I've been able to find long forgotten films on this website, and now I find myself spending most of my computer time, scouring the site in search of rare gems from my youth. Celebration at Big Sur was a little indie documentary made on a shoestring budget back in 1969. It chronicles the sixth annual Big Sur Folk Festival, which took place just one month after the famous concert at Woodstock. Whereas that famous documentary was shot with multiple cameras and employed some unique editing techniques in the final product, this film is more or less a wanna be to its successful predecessor. The music acts are not as stellar as the show at Yasgur's farm, with the exception of Joni Mitchell and Crosby, Stills Nash & Young. The headliner at this show was Joan Baez, long one of my least favorite folk singers. You get a lot of anti-war songs from her and they are interspersed with a heaping dose of flower power ramblings from some very stoned concert goers. With the exception of Joni Mitchell debuting her acoustic version of what would become CSN&Y's hit song Woodstock, and the latter's short segment on stage, the music and the performances are pretty stale.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on January 23, 2012, 09:58:46 PM
The Ghost Goes West (1935) 3/5 - I'm a huge fan of Robert Donat, and I've yet to see him put in a less than stellar performance in any film. As usual, he makes it look effortless playing a modern day Scottish clan leader named Donald Glourie and his deceased ancestor Murdoch, who happens to haunt the castle Donald resides in. But that being said, the rest of the film is very lightweight fluff, with a pretty threadbare premise to its story. Eugene Pallette, another of my favorites, has very little to do, except look befuddled, which is a waste of his talents. One bright spot is Jean Parker, a cute, waifish slice of adorable who I couldn't take my eyes off of whenever she was onscreen. After I finished the film, I went straight to IMDB to see what kind of career she had, and unfortunately, this was her high water mark. The story meanders it way through very lightweight comedy and the resolution to the plot is predictable early on. If it came on TCM, I'd watch it again, just to catch another glimpse of Parker, but I wouldn't go out of my way for it.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on January 27, 2012, 02:16:16 AM
Harper (1966) 2.5/5 - As good an actor as Paul Newman was in his lifetime, he sure did act in some truly subpar films. At times, I thought I was watching an amalgamation of a bad episode of Jack Webb's Dragnet, mixed with a healthy dose of Mannix machismo. Johnny Mandel's score for this film almost sounds as if it was lifted from one of these shows too. What really surprised me, was the fact that with such an all star cast of A list actors, that most of them were sleepwalking through their roles. Only Newman and Robert Webber seem to be invested totally in their characters. Janet Leigh supplies the same window dressing type character she portrayed in The Manchurian Candidate, while Lauren Bacall and Shelley Winters played their usual stereotypical roles of that time. The former as the acerbic shrew of a wife, while the latter played her usual drunken floozy. I swear, if I had been playing a drinking game, and had taken a shot every time I murmured Oh my God while watching this, I would have died of alcohol poisoning by the end. Thank God that Newman would rebound with Cool Hand Luke the following year, because this was a very forgettable film.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on February 06, 2012, 10:03:09 PM
Hitler: The Last Ten Days (1973) 3/5 - Back when this was first made in 1973, this was considered a marvelous depiction of Hitler's last days of life in the bunker beneath the Reich Chancellery. But time and subsequent films have made this more of a curiosity and comparison piece to judge against those that followed. I love Alec Guinness, he's one of my favorite actors of all time, but aside from being made to look like a carbon copy of Adolf Hitler, his performance lacks something that I can't quite put my finger on. All throughout the film, I saw other characters that he has portrayed over his illustrious career. When Hitler is throwing a tantrum, he comes across as a manic version of Jock Sinclair from Tunes of Glory. In pensive or laid back moments, he's Henry Holland from The Lavender Hill Mob. What I'm trying to say is this, he never comes across as anything other than Alec Guinness with a toothbrush mustache. The story itself, kind of plods along and there never ever seems to be a sense of desperation as the situation above ground in Berlin worsens. To be honest, it's a bit dull. I would only recommend it as a vehicle for comparing Bruno Ganz's excellent portrayal in Der Untergang.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on February 09, 2012, 12:31:15 AM
Foreign Correspondent (1940) 3/5 - This is a strange little film from Hitchcock, as it appears like he's trying too hard to please an American audience, in this, his first American made film. There are moments that are inspired, the umbrella chase, the scene inside the windmill and the survivors of the crash floating on the wing in the middle of the Atlantic, but there are also very cringe inducing moments too. The instant love affair and marriage proposal between the two stars of the film, the scene outside the windmill when they lose the car they are chasing and the countless attempts at humor that come and go. Hitchcock, to me, always struggled with comedy in his films. A bit too much of the wink-wink, aren't I cheeky kind of stuff that when you get right down to it, isn't funny. I watched this on TCM and before the film started, Robert Osborne was saying how this film has kind of been forgotten because of the success of Rebecca, which was released the same year. When the film was finished, I felt that it's been forgotten because it's a film that misfires repeatedly. Just as it seems to be running on all cylinders, some small thing occurs that just doesn't work and it stalls the film for a few seconds. It's not a bad film, but it's something I wouldn't make plans to watch again.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Najemikon on February 09, 2012, 10:40:12 PM
Well, you might have known I'd disagree!  :laugh:

Foreign Correspondent is an interesting film for several reasons. Rebecca, as he said, "is not a Hitchcock film". FC certainly is. It's worth remembering exactly when it was made and considering that Hitchcock was trapped in the States as war broke out. Have you read my review, by the way? Easier than repeating sentiments here.

I do agree Hitchcock couldn't do straight comedy. Mr and Mrs Smith is awful. That said, humour is subjective and I find his cheekiness wonderful and this is no exception. I know you enjoy British movies, but perhaps there is a limit to the British sense of humour you can join in with? I love the farcical, random nature of this film and it positively drips with barbed metaphors and political subtext, which would have been very powerful at the time: a big dumb American unable to comprehend back-stabbing Europeans who can't see what's right in front of them?  ;) I thought the ending was remarkable and passionate.

And I absolutely agree with you about the marriage thing. Annoys the hell out of me, not just here, but in many films of the era. Other work proves Hitchcock was a sentimental old sod (Shadow of a Doubt had scenes rewritten to make the romance more subtle), but it wasn't all his fault. The Code crippled many a story because it was simply impossible to show two characters in love with each other without the moral justification of marriage. The 39 Steps is the perfect Hitchcock film from this time precisely because he presents them as being literally chained together and hating each other, until the very last moment when they choose to hold hands. Soppy-ness averted by credits, but there's no denying we were watching a romance as much as a thriller.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on February 10, 2012, 02:05:52 AM
I know you enjoy British movies, but perhaps there is a limit to the British sense of humour you can join in with?

It's not that I can't join in, it's the fact that sometimes he tries to be cheeky for the sake of being cheeky, and it doesn't work for me. I groaned a few times during this one. Now maybe what hurts is the fact that outside of his westerns, I've never been fond of Joel McCrae. In the two films I've seen by Preston Sturges, that he stars in, he the weakest part of said films.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on February 11, 2012, 05:36:21 PM
The War Game (1965) 4/5 - I can understand why the British government did not want this aired on the BBC back in 1965. The documentary style made this seem a little too real and probably would have had the same effect on the general public, that Orson Welles' broadcast of War of the Worlds, had on American audiences back in 1938. The use of hand held cameras added an authentic 'as its happening' feeling to this story, that neither Fail-Safe nor Dr. Strangelove could achieve the previous year. Seeing as this was only three removed from the Cuban Missile Crisis, I'm surprised that it didn't generate as much buzz in Britain as ABC's The Day After did 18 years later in the United States. I remember that nuclear arms talks were taken off the back burner after it aired and within a few weeks, discussions shifted into 4th gear on getting reductions in the stockpiles of thermonuclear devices of the two super powers. What impressed me most with this film was how Watkins, who was probably on a ridiculously small budget, made every aspect appear true to life. You could say that the instances of radiation sickness weren't as grotesque as it could be, but the black and white imagery made up for this shortcoming. The other thing I liked was how Watkins begins the film by showing how many places in England were being targeted by Russian ICBM's. Had there been a full strike against England, I doubt anyone would have survived after the destruction of the bombs and the subsequent radiation poisoning. One interesting aspect was when he interviewed people on the street and asked them about Strontium 90 and its effect on human beings. No one knew what it was and one woman said she thought it was some kind of gunpowder. It just goes to show how much the government, not only in Britain, but in the US, went to keep fear from spreading in their countries. I couldn't help but laugh when they showed a bobby going around to homes with pamphlets for instructing families on how be prepared for a nuclear blast. The interviewer asks him about why the pamphlets are now only being distributed and his response is that they weren't too popular when they were first put together and no one wanted to purchase them. The interviewed retorts in a shocked manner, You were charging people for these?, and the bobby responds glibly, Yes and keeps moving on, continuing his fruitless endeavor.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on February 15, 2012, 01:15:52 AM
Pale Flower (1964) 3.5/5 - Highly stylized in its presentation, Pale Flower is a hybrid noir/gangster film from the heyday of Japanese cinema. The characters share a detached sense of coolness which leaves them underdeveloped and for the most part, kind of uninteresting. Now don't get me wrong, I liked the film, but then again, I love almost all Japanese films from this time period, but there really isn't much to the story. You have a ronin type Yakuza who has just been released from prison for killing a rival gang member, and he returns to his former life style, but seems to want to go in a different direction. Not knowing anything other than that kind of life, he just melds back into it with a sense of personal destiny. He then meets an attractive young female gambler, who throws caution to the wind in everything she does, and his life gets a jump start. Unfortunately, it is here where the story kind of fizzles out. Maybe the director should have shorn away a few scenes of the couple gambling, and added a little more of them together out in the real world as it is here that the film scores repeatedly. There's a scene of the two racing another car on a highway, and you get a sense of why they both are attracted to each other. They both live for danger, and she doesn't really understand what kind of man she is with, but that's because the director doesn't flesh out either character. This is only my second Yakuza film, and I hope that further adventures into this genre yield riper fruit. It's an interesting film to look at, but atmosphere, cinematography and a great soundtrack aren't a complete package.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on February 17, 2012, 10:42:41 PM
Black River (1957) 3.5/5 - This is the film that Masaki Kobayashi made just before The Human Condition trilogy. He still hadn't risen to prominence yet, but after watching this film, you get a sense that he was about to break through. The story involves a love triangle between a waitress, a student and a yakuza boss, and Kobayashi weaves a gritty, no holds barred approach to telling it. I was shocked at times by the level of realism in the dialog, with characters talking about abortions, prostitution and things of that ilk. I couldn't imagine hearing these things in a noir made in Hollywood at the same time. And that is what made this film click for me, it was refreshing to watch characters acting like real gangsters, with out all the Hays white washing. Tatsuya Nakadai, who would go on to star in many of the successive films by Kobayashi, plays the yakuza with a sly, coolness that plays against the atypical roles he was playing up until that time and in the following years. It showed me a depth I wasn't aware of in him. But it was Ineko Arima who stole the film for me. Looking a little like Setsuko Hara, she plays the love interest with not only the frailty of an innocent Japanese youth, but when her mind is made up to get away from the yakuza, a fatalistic femme fatal type vengeance.

If you're interested in watching this, I found a playlist on YouTube for it...

http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=D9AAB9B22DCE0C60 (http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=D9AAB9B22DCE0C60)
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on February 19, 2012, 02:44:49 AM
Contagion (2011) 3/5 - Steven Soderbergh films for me are like Chinese food, after I finish it, I'm hungry again very shortly after. Meaning that I find his films very stylized, yet very cold, clinical and lacking any real depth, and I don't feel like I invested my time wisely in watching it. I get a sense that yes, I watched a tactician present a story, but I'm left indifferent to the characters and the story in general, and I want to watch something else, by someone else who can grab me by the throat and suck me into the story. Soderbergh has failed me in this regard repeatedly. When I finish one of his films, I don't find myself going over it in my head, and its pretty quickly forgotten. Contagion doesn't break this string for me. It's not a bad film, but it's not a great film either, for the most part it's pretty mediocre. Sure, it's got a lot of big name stars, but they're pretty much wasted in their brief moments on screen. The first hour of the film starts off well, with the outbreak in its initial stages of incubation and transmission, and there's a slight bit of suspense as to how many people are going to get infected worldwide. Yet as this scenario is being played out and news organizations are reporting of outbreaks around the world, people still seem to be relatively calm about the situation. And this is what I mean about cold and clinical, Soderbergh has events transpire in a ho hum manner which doesn't fit the material. The film is definitely much better than the ridiculous Outbreak with Dustin Hoffman and Rene Russo, but that's not saying much.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on February 25, 2012, 05:48:08 PM
Bless the Beasts & Children (1971) 3/5 - There are some moments in this film that are a little cringe worthy, especially in the dialog, but the allegory of the buffalo's plight plays well as an anti-Vietnam war statement. Some of the child actors are a little wooden, but Billy Mumy and Miles Chapin both carry themselves well in their roles. As I mentioned earlier, some of the dialog sounds as if it were written by someone who was long since removed from his adolescent years, and being a Stanley Kramer film, you get hit over the head with his preaching at times. I can understand why it is kind of a forgotten film from his canon, but it's not a bad film and is a product of its time. It's a worthwhile venture for anyone trying to understand what kind of environment people lived in at the end of what has proven to be the most turbulent decade of our history, the late sixties.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on February 27, 2012, 01:22:25 AM
East of Eden (1955) 4.5/5 - For many years I've never understood the iconic appreciation for James Dean. I had seen both Rebel Without a Cause and Giant, but I had seen the sullen, brooding performance in the former, done better by Montgomery Clift in a couple of films, and Dean's performance in the latter film is only half good. Meaning he's great in the first half as the loner, wildcatting his way to a fortune, but when that fortune is achieved and the screenplay advances him in age, he looked lost in the role. So I've always avoided East of Eden because I thought I was going to get more of the same out of him. I now admit that I was wrong in prejudging him and this film. From the get go, his moody absorption into the troubled life of Cal is a breath of fresh air in what was a sea of by the book type acting in Hollywood. His scenes with Raymond Massey highlight this very well. It's like watching the old school butting heads with a revolution. Now I've never read East of Eden, the travesty of which I'm soon going to remedy, so I would have liked to have had a bit more exposition as to why the brothers were so different and why the mother wasn't there. But from what I've read, the film only covers about the last 70 or so pages of the book. Maybe this was a blessing for me, as I wasn't jaded by having read the book first. There are probably many out there who don't care for this film because of that fact, but until I finish reading it, the film is a success for me.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on February 29, 2012, 04:11:42 AM
The Help (2011) 3.5/5 - Great acting, but the screenplay was more or less a whitewashed Civil Rights Era fantasy. There were many moments that rang so hollow, you would have to wonder if people actually believe that this is what it was like in Mississippi back in the early to mid-sixties. Here's a news flash...it wasn't. The bit with the pie was a cute comical moment of revenge, but does anyone who watches this believe that they would have ever found that maid alive again? Also, towards the end when the all black congregation stands up and applauds the main character, I cringed. Believe me, after participating in writing a book like that, they would have shunned her like the Amish do their outcasts. And finally, this has to have one of the more manipulative soundtracks I have ever heard. As I said earlier, this is a feel good fantasy, and to that end, you really can't take it seriously. But I will say this, I haven't seen Meryl Streep in The Iron Lady, but I can't see her being better than Viola Davis was in this film. Viola was robbed...surprise, another Oscar blunder.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 08, 2012, 12:02:43 AM
The Lost Boys (1978) 2.5/5 - A couple of weeks ago, I stumbled upon the film Finding Neverland on HDNet. It told a rather fanciful and creative tale of the author J.M.Barrie, and his relationship with five brothers growing up in England around the turn of the 20th century. The boys would be the basis for the creation of Barrie's most famous work, Peter Pan. When I wrote that review, I mentioned that I had never read the book, nor seen the famous Disney film. But due to its rather creative way of the spinning its story, had completely absorbed me. After I watch something that is based upon an historical character, I always find myself scouring the web, to get more in depth knowledge of said character. When I perused many articles about Barrie and his relationship with the Llewellyn Davies brothers, I kept reading about a BBC mini-series which chronicled the same story as Finding Neverland. That film had a more dubious reputation when it came to the historical accuracy of its story, but had been such a delight to watch, that I forgave it for its shortcomings in the truth department. The Lost Boys is definitely at the other end of the spectrum in this regard, and unfortunately, suffers for it. Being a person who relishes anything historical, I was hoping for just a little bit of the magic from the Depp film, sprinkled over the top of a good non-fiction story. Sadly, this mini-series had too many distractions and flat acting from the cast. For some reason, they had Ian Holm, who plays Barrie, constantly coughing throughout the story, and after a while, became quite annoying to listen to. I thought that maybe they were going to use this as a lead in to a death from smoking the pipe which appeared as a non stop chimney in his mouth throughout the series, but after a little bit of research after finishing the story, turned out not to be the case. So I can't understand why the director chose to have him do it. The rest of the cast blandly portray their characters, with the lone exception being Tim Pigott-Smith, who plays the actual father of the five boys. His performance captures all the emotions necessary to convey the feelings of a man who is slowly usurped as not only the father figure for his children, but as the sole means of support for his family as illness takes his life. In the beginning, he’s uncomfortable with the way Barrie has ingratiated himself into his household. But by the time of his illness, comes to see the intrusion as divine benevolence. But the series is not about Arthur Llewellyn Davies, and sadly, once his character is gone, the rest of the story just disintegrates. It's not often that I recommend a fantasy version of a story over an historical one, but in this case it's unquestionable as to which is the better way of spending the time.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 08, 2012, 05:36:24 AM
Rushmore (1998) 3/5 - In writing this review I'm a little hesitant to put down my exact feelings for the film, because I think it really needs a second viewing to finalize whether or not I like it. The first time I watched The Royal Tenenbaums, I didn't care for it, but after a second viewing, I appreciated it far more. Right now, I'm a little indifferent as to whether or not this is as good as that film is, or if it's a flawed precursor to a better film to come. I have read that Anderson was a big fan of Hal Ashby's Harold and Maude and I can now see that for myself. But whereas the characters in that film are also quirky, they were at least a bit more plausible and much more likeable than those present in Rushmore. I just couldn't connect with anyone in this film, they all just came across as distant and fabricated. Maybe a second viewing will change my mind.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 09, 2012, 06:07:32 AM
Tokyo Drifter (1966) 3.5/5 - This is my second attempt at a Seijun Suzuki film and this was definitely a more enjoyable experience than Youth of the Beast. That film, at times, came across as a live action anime, with cartoon characters and comical action pieces. Tokyo Drifter lies at the other end of the spectrum for yakuza flics, and is a completely different beast (pun intended). Very style conscious, yet containing a plot as thin as a nori wrap, I was reminded many times of Jean-Pierre Melville's Le Samourai through atmospheric shots used by Suzuki. If I can find one fault with the film, it probably lies with the over indulgent use of the theme song. But aside from that, it's a very quick little yakuza film that won't try your patience and has some really outstanding looking scenes. Foremost the ending, which definitely had to be influenced by The Avengers TV series that was popular at that time. After Youth of the Beast, I was a little leery about watching another Suzuki film, but this has made me change my mind. Next stop will probably be Branded to Kill.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 13, 2012, 08:50:29 PM
Sanshiro Sugata (1943) 3/5 - Interesting for those who want to see what Kurosawa's first film making experience would show, and in that aspect, it's revealing. He already shows a mastery of framing and the use of scene wipes is on hand. Unfortunately with 18 minutes of footage lost due to war time censorship, we' ll never know what a good story this could have been. Of course it was nice to see my favorite actor, Takashi Shimura in a somewhat prominent role, but the rest of the cast is rather lackluster. You can see the seeds of greatness in many shots of the film, namely the finally fight sequence in the open field. Which must have been influential to Masaki Kobayashi, who used similar settings in both Harakiri and Samurai Rebellion. Definitely a film for Kurosawa disciples only, and from that standpoint, an interesting, historical curiosity.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 16, 2012, 05:59:27 PM
Vanishing of the Bees (2009) 4/5 - A first rate documentary dealing with an issue that could have cataclysmic ramifications for our species. Back in the mid-nineties in France, hundreds of commercial apiarists started to notice that whole colonies of bees suddenly disappeared overnight. Fast forward ten years and now the epidemic has become apparent around the world. So what does it mean, well, in a nutshell, if something is killing off vast quantities of honeybees, then vast amounts of vegetables and fruits aren't going to be pollenized, and in the long run will create massive food shortages around the globe. At first, scientists are completely baffled as to what is causing what has become known globally as Colony Collapse Disorder. In the beginning it was felt that mites or disease was causing the epidemic, but this turned out to be false. All the while, beekeepers were losing over 30% of their bee populations each year. After a global summit was held in Paris a few years ago, it was deemed that the use of systemic pesticides was the culprit behind the epidemic. Systemic pesticides are not sprayed upon the plant, they are coated on the seed and grow into the plant's botanical structure. Therefore, it doesn't rinse off and becomes part of the plant's genetic makeup. Honeybees who gather the pollen from these plants, become disoriented and if they find their way back to the colony, inadvertently infest the rest of the colony when doing their "waggle dance", the method bees use to tell other bees in the colony as to the whereabouts of a potential food source.

The Europeans are making headway against this problem by banning the use of these systemic pesticides, but here in our country, commercial apiarists are butting heads against the agricultural industry and their deep lobbying pockets. If systemic pesticides are banned, it makes their monoculture super farms less profitable. If you care for your children or grand children's future, you may want to check this documentary out. At the rate that this epidemic is reducing the pollinating bee business, in less than a decade we could be paying over $10 for an apple or $25 for a small can of smokehouse almonds. We can't live without bees. That my friends is a FACT.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 16, 2012, 11:30:15 PM
The Whole Town's Talking (1935) 3.5/5 - I caught this on TCM last night after about 25 years since I first watched it. It was fun to see Edward G. Robinson spoofing his tough guy, gangster persona. But the real surprise here is that it was directed by John Ford, a director you don't think of off hand when it comes to comedy. Ford does a great job at keeping the pace moving along and never once does it lag or falter in its delivery of laughs. Jean Arthur plays the wise cracking love interest Miss Clark so well, it probably got her the part of Babe Bennett in Mr. Deeds Goes to Town the following year. The story centers itself on a mousy accountant named Arthur Ferguson Jones (Edward G. Robinson) who's a dead ringer for one of the country's most feared outlaws, Killer Mannion. Mannion has just escaped from state prison and is heading for the big city to rub out a stoolie who was responsible for sending him up the river. The cops are frantically searching for him and mistakenly arrest Jones and Miss Clark, who they think is the gunman's moll. This leads to my favorite scene in the film as Jones tries to explain the mix up and Miss Clark is in a separate room being interrogated by over zealous boob detectives. They grill her as to recent heists all around the country and in deadpan seriousness, replies that it was Mannion. My description doesn't do justice as to how well and how funny this scene plays out, as Jean Arthur's delivery of that one word answer is absolutely priceless, especially when almost every crime of the previous five years is mentioned. If you ever get a chance to see this film, make time for it. I'm not as big a fan as most people are for John Ford films, but this one is definitely a forgotten gem.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 22, 2012, 11:12:51 PM
Moneyball (2011) 2.5/5 - I'm usually pretty forgiving when it comes to films about my all time favorite sport, baseball. Hell, I even have a soft spot for such tremendously bad baseball films such as The Babe Ruth Story, because I'm a sucker for the romanticism of the game itself. But when it comes to Moneyball, I have to draw the line. Now most could say that a baseball film which deals with the statistical aspect of the game, shouldn't warrant a big screen endeavor. But due to the enormous impact on the game caused by Billy Beane's use of Sabrmatics, I found it a plausible idea for a screenplay, but only for a 30 for 30 episode on ESPN. Others could also say that the thought of such a film would be boring as hell, but when the story is dealing with Beane's attempt at using the 'science' of statistics, the film fires on all cylinders. So what is the explanation for throwing in snippets of Beane's family life? It completely altered the mood and pacing of the film, and made for a very uneven viewing experience. And on top of this, you have one of the most anti-climactic endings in a sports film ever. I can't understand how this banal film could have been nominated as Best Picture.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 24, 2012, 05:36:44 AM
Broken Lance (1954) 3.5/5 - This was a pleasant little surprise of a western. You don't think of Spencer Tracy when you talk about sagebrush cinema, but he does a good job playing a cattle baron who is double crossed by three of his four sons, whom he signs away the deed to his ranch to, to avoid a lawsuit from a mining company. In some ways the story kind of has a King Lear motif going for it, but as opposed to the brothers turning on each other, the fourth brother comes back from prison seeking revenge on them. I was also surprised at how good Robert Wagner was as the vengeful half breed brother. It's easy to forget that he started out as a matinee idol back in the early fifties, especially when you consider all those banal TV shows he did in the 70's and 80's. If you ever get a chance to watch this film, keep an eye out towards the end for what has to be the luckiest stunt man in the history of film. In the last ten minutes of the film, two of the brothers are fighting on an outcropping of rocks. One of the brothers is shot and falls from a boulder about 40 feet above a river. The stunt man who does this fall, just misses a huge boulder in the river by about a foot and a half. I had to rewind it a couple of times, because I couldn't believe how lucky this guy was. I sure hope he got paid well for that jump.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 27, 2012, 01:40:05 AM
A Chairy Tale (1957) 3.5/5 - One part of my film watching regimen that I sorely am lacking in is live action short films. Maybe it's the fact that so many are not available on DVD, or the fact the only outlet for these creative snippets of celluloid are to be found on TCM. This is an interesting conceptual film about a chair that refuses to allow a man to sit upon it, until the man meets the chair on its own terms. The man is played by Claude Jutra, who comes across as part Charlie Chaplin, part Roberto Benigni and is certainly up to the task of performing the quite physical pantomime with the chair. The music is provided by the then unknown Ravi Shankar, and fits the films frenetic pace quite well. This was nominated for an Oscar for Best Live Action Short film, but could have also been nominated for Best Editing. Some of the transitions in this are quite remarkable to look at, and make the subject very entertaining. If I have one complaint with this film is its length, something you would think wouldn't be much of a problem with a short film. But the director probably could have shorn away about 2 - 3 minutes and the film would have not suffered for it. Even so, at ten minutes, you should give this a look see, it's available on YouTube.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 28, 2012, 09:10:04 PM
True Grit (2010) 3.5/5 - Boy, for the first hour and a half or so, I was really loving this adaptation. I have seen the 1969 version many times over the last three decades, and the fresh look given to this story by the Coen brothers made me start to think of an instant classic. But at around the 95 minute mark, it's as if either one or both of the brothers said, "You know I'm bored, let's wrap this thing up."
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It's a shame, because this could have been considered a classic had the Coens not screwed up and shifted this film into overdrive at that moment. Every bit of realism that they had meticulously incorporated into the screenplay, is ripped to shreds in those scant few minutes, and the film suffers for it. I also don't believe we needed to have the adult Mattie section at the end. If you're going to shear away the beginning of the book, where we see Mattie, her father and Chaney back on her ranch, then you could easily tear away this uninteresting and useless part of the film.

All in all, it's only an average western, but I look forward to seeing Stanfield in other projects, she was quite good.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Najemikon on March 28, 2012, 11:59:30 PM
Average? Nonsense! I absolutely adored this film and I do think you were far too harsh...

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This was a fine, lyrical film with a maturely feminist slant. I think the Coen's adaptation unlocks the heart of the story in a brilliant way and it could be their best film, because it demonstrates such a delicate, confident touch. It was never about realism and if it were, there would be a dozen other problems aside from logistics of hill climbing in vital seconds.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 29, 2012, 03:32:44 AM
Average? Nonsense! I absolutely adored this film and I do think you were far too harsh...

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This was a fine, lyrical film with a maturely feminist slant. I think the Coen's adaptation unlocks the heart of the story in a brilliant way and it could be their best film, because it demonstrates such a delicate, confident touch. It was never about realism and if it were, there would be a dozen other problems aside from logistics of hill climbing in vital seconds.

It made me appreciate the John Wayne version more, I'll give it that. Like I stated, I was really enjoying it, until the after the shootout. But that quick shift into overdrive was so wrong. And my concerns over the implausibilities have been noted by others at filmspotters, so I don't feel like I was grasping at something imaginary on my part.

Let me ask you this...Do you think it was as good as TAoJJbtCRF? It tried to use the same atmosphere and aesthetics as that film did, but to me, kind of paled in comparison.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Najemikon on March 29, 2012, 08:36:38 AM
Average? Nonsense! I absolutely adored this film and I do think you were far too harsh...

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This was a fine, lyrical film with a maturely feminist slant. I think the Coen's adaptation unlocks the heart of the story in a brilliant way and it could be their best film, because it demonstrates such a delicate, confident touch. It was never about realism and if it were, there would be a dozen other problems aside from logistics of hill climbing in vital seconds.

It made me appreciate the John Wayne version more, I'll give it that. Like I stated, I was really enjoying it, until the after the shootout. But that quick shift into overdrive was so wrong. And my concerns over the implausibilities have been noted by others at filmspotters, so I don't feel like I was grasping at something imaginary on my part.

Let me ask you this...Do you think it was as good as TAoJJbtCRF? It tried to use the same atmosphere and aesthetics as that film did, but to me, kind of paled in comparison.

I still like the John Wayne version, but to me, this revealed that films many weak spots. And, honestly, TAoJJbtCRF never crossed my mind. They are actually very different. It's interesting you should use the phrase "tried to use", as if the Coen's were somewhat aware of trying to ape the earlier film, but they are singularly independent and follow/develop their own style, sometimes with a bloody-minded attitude actually. TAoJJbtCRF is truly unique and special, whereas True Grit is more a perfect realisation of what we expect from the genre.

Have you seen any other Coen's work? Watch Fargo, Miller's Crossing and No Country for Old Men, then True Grit again and you'll see they echo and develop their own work with a confidence that doesn't follow any kind of need to match up to anyone else.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 30, 2012, 05:13:36 AM
The Cranes are Flying (1957) 4.5/5 - Who would have thought such an emotionally deep film could be made in Cold War Communist Russia in 1957. I was completely blown away not only by the amazing cinematography in this film, but by the intensely emotional performance of Tatyana Samojlova. She runs the gamut from wide eyed youthful exuberance to anguish, despair and sorrow over the course of this film, and she's a complete revelation. The story itself, does dip into overt melodrama a few times, but it never overwhelms the viewer to the point of becoming a borscht soap opera. It also has the trappings of Soviet propaganda throughout, but once again, never really overdoes it. Getting back to the wonderful cinematography of Sergei Urusevsky, I found myself many times during this film, repeating scenes, trying to figure out how he was able to get the shot so perfectly. All the reviews I have read tend to talk about the bus and tank scene with Veronica or the stairwell scene when Veronica returns home after the bombing. Both are truly amazing scenes of ingenious design, but for me, the best moment in this film, is when Boris has been shot and he looks up at the trees and they start to spin, and superimposed upon those trees is an earlier scene when he climbs the spiral staircase to catch Veronica before she enters her apartment. The sight of the trees and Boris on the stairs, revolving in perfect unison was just too beautiful to behold. It's been a long time since I've watched a film that was this good and completely had me enthralled. I'm shamed to say that I purchased this on DVD five years ago, and it sat on my unwatched pile. I'm now glad I decided to partake in this Retro marathon, because I'm exorcising a few of my DVD demons.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on April 10, 2012, 05:08:43 AM
Nights of Cabiria (1957) 5/5 - As I was watching this fantastic movie, I found myself pondering two questions. First, has there ever been an actress who could evoke such emotion with only her eyes as Giulietta Masina? I thought she was outstanding in the only other Fellini film I've seen, La Strada, but in that film she's either playing comic or pathos. In Nights of Cabiria she runs the gamut of anguished, angry, forlorn and on the opposite end of the spectrum, innocent and lovestruck. Now that I've finished this film, I have to rethink my nomination for Best Actress as it's going to be a tough choice between Masina and Tatyana Samojlova, as both actresses deal with a whole host of emotions in their character's lives. My second question deals with the stories main character Cabiria. Was this the first film to deal with the concept of the hooker with the heart of gold? After the film ended, I racked my brain, but couldn't think of another film that used this concept prior to this. Maybe someone else can think of one. Getting back to the film, Fellini plays all the right notes in his storytelling, as I felt pity and hope for Cabiria, even when I knew what was going to happen when she meets Oscar. That hope that I mentioned comes during a beautifully played out scene in a theater where Cabiria is hypnotized by a magician, and the innocence I alluded to, is on full display. This was going to be the next film added to my List of Shame, and I'm now very glad that we picked the Retro Filmspots for this month. I really enjoyed this, and now La Strada takes second place to this wonderful film.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on April 16, 2012, 06:08:06 AM
What Price Hollywood? (1932) 3.5/5 - A Pre-Code precursor to both A Star is Born and Sunset Blvd. about a waitress who is discovered by a famous director and catapulted to stardom, all the while the director's career is fading.  What makes this pre-code work is Lowell Sherman's performance as the washed up director, and the realism in the story about what Hollywood fame does to him. Just two years later a film like this could have never been made and stayed true to its story. Clocking in at a quick 88 minutes, we get a view of Hollywood that would be white washed just a few years later at the hands of the Breen Office. This is my second film starring Constance Bennett and its a shame that her career was so reminiscent of a shooting star. She definitely had a good screen presence and had enough moxie to make her roles interesting.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on April 22, 2012, 03:54:52 PM
Anonymous (2011) 3/5 – A few weeks back, my wife and I had rented The Ides of March from Redbox, and we were watching the previews, and this film was amongst the endless amount previews available. My wife said that she wanted to check it out, and as the trailer was playing, I too, thought it looked interesting. But when it reached the end, I was a little bit apprehensive because it stated that Roland Emmerich was the director. I have yet to watch an Emmerich film that was decent, and I also felt that he was out of his element doing a period piece about Shakespeare. Well…I was right, he was the wrong director for a film such as this. Anonymous deals with the notion that William Shakespeare was a fraud, a front for the earl of Oxford, who was the true writer of all of Shakespeare’s plays. I had never heard of this assumption, which I guess, is championed by a few scholars in the literary world, but sounds like a ripping story for a film. Unfortunately, Emmerich can’t decide whether or not he wants to play it for drama or laughs. In the beginning, the actor who plays Shakespeare is so annoyingly stupid and bombastic, that it instantly puts the viewer off. Then he turns out to be a murderer also, and it is at this point where the film can’t decide whether or not it wants to be Elizabeth: The Golden Age or Shakespeare in Love. The rest of the film plays out melodramatically to an ending twist that really is far fetched, and by this time I was ready for the film to end. I think in the hands of a better director, this would have been a much more engaging film, given the premise. Alas, poor Emmerich, you’ve made just another disaster.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Najemikon on April 22, 2012, 04:15:40 PM
This is a perfect Emmerich film because the premise is a joke. I haven't seen it, by the way, and have no intention to. But what struck me from the trailer is the cheap sensationalism than runs through all his films. I really like ID4. It's big and silly. Yet it's built on the idea of "Oooh! Aliens! They've blown up the White House!"... And The Day After Tomorrow: "Oooh! New York is under water!"... or 2012: "Oooh! End of the frickin' world!"... it just gets lazy, dull and obvious.

Now he's doing the same with Shakespeare! "Oooh! He was a fraud!"  ::)

I was surprised you gave it 3, because despite you being intrigued by the premise, you still seemed to struggle with the execution. Sounds like a 2, surely.

I think you give him far too much credit, suggesting this is possibly an accepted theory in some circles, discussed by literary scholars. I'm sure it isn't. I've heard the theory before, especially based on the assumed rivalry with Marlowe, but it always drifts away as insubstantial. As with King Arthur, what's really, really sad for me though, is that typically of modern society, we can't just accept something at face-value, celebrate it and promote it to a wider audience. We can't just be optimistic and call Shakespeare a genius and try to explore his work to understand it. Rather than read the bloody books, it's easier to call foul, to disprove and discredit him for no other reason than to say we did it. I'm using "we" as a generalisation, obviously! Just look at Shakespeare In Love; it pokes fun at him, but still celebrates him.

That said, it isn't the theory that annoys me. It's the fact it's coming from Emmerich. Who the hell does he think he is? If he was an accepted Shakespeare expert, I'd watch the film. If Kenneth Branagh, someone who has spent most of their career working with Shakespeare plays, made this film to explore a crazy idea, I'd watch it, because I trust him to have an educated opinion. No, Emmerich is a hack who can't get away from knee-jerk tabloid film-making, blowing stuff up to sell popcorn. He is invalid.

What's he doing next? A film about Van Gogh, where it turns out he was a local handyman that couldn't even draw stick figures?
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on April 22, 2012, 07:31:59 PM
The reason I watched it is because lately, I've been broadening my horizons with Shakespeare's plays. I've found about 8 of his plays, done by the BBC in their Complete Works of William Shakespeare, over at YouTube. And you're right, the three rating is definitely generous, but for a good part of the film, the parts with the Earl of Oxford getting the plays on stage, is pretty good. It's when it goes back to Shakespeare, and how he starts to blackmail the Earl into keeping their secret under wraps, that the film flounders. That, and the ridiculous twist I mentioned in my review.

I think you give him far too much credit, suggesting this is possibly an accepted theory in some circles, discussed by literary scholars. I'm sure it isn't.

Seems it's been around for a while...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxfordian_theory_of_Shakespeare_authorship (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxfordian_theory_of_Shakespeare_authorship)

http://www.shakespeare-oxford.com/ (http://www.shakespeare-oxford.com/)

Even Orson Welles has commented on it, according to that second link.

Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Najemikon on April 22, 2012, 08:25:37 PM
If Welles' made the film, then I'd have definitely given it more time! He earned the right to explore it because of the amount of work he did supporting the work in itself. Emmerich has done nothing to earn respect for such an opinion.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Mustrum_Ridcully on April 22, 2012, 10:27:14 PM
Emmerich has done nothing to earn respect for such an opinion.
It's not an opinion, it's entertainment.

Emmerich merely picked up a thesis for it's entertainment value, whether he shares or opposes this is not part of the movie.
In fact your point is almost arrogant. Do you know Emmerich personally? Or do you have any other insight on how much time Emmerich has actually spent on Shakespeare-Oxford researches?
Come to that: How many hours will Ridley Scott have to spend in outer-space before he's finally allowed to do Alien, or will a graduation in astrophysics suffice?

And really what's the difference if the plays were written by Shakespeare or by Oxford?
None of them lives today to be personally offended and it definitely doesn't lessen the impact the works have even nowadays.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Najemikon on April 23, 2012, 01:07:42 AM
"It's entertainment". Yeah, that's the answer for a multitude of sins these days. You don't have to make sense or even be particularly clever, just make 'em laugh and everyone will believe you!

How much research do you think James Cameron did for Titanic? Quite a bit, I'd say. So much so, I'd have no problem assuming that he's probably earned expert status on the subject and his work has extended into other fields. I'm indifferent about the film, but what a legacy.

Yet that didn't stop him depicting one of the officers as a coward who shot people who were trying to get to the lifeboats. The man died 100 years ago and now millions of people remember him as the coward. He wasn't, and the studio was forced to apologise to his family.

But it's ok! Who gives a shit? It's entertainment!  ::) At least Cameron has earned enough kudos to balance out such poor, short-sighted judgement, as well as proving himself committed to Titanic's legacy.

It is simply about responsibility on the part of the artist. Emmerich may well be a foremost expert on Shakespeare and knows every play backwards. I don't care. He hasn't demonstrated that knowledge if it exists; he hasn't even demonstrated a competent skill as a storyteller. He makes films that are brainless fun at best and usually they aren't even that good. I believe that the man who makes up his own laws of physics to tell crap stories about the end of the world, is not sufficiently qualified to question the legacy of Shakespeare.

Shakespeare's work is the bedrock of modern literature in England. I simply believe that any question mark over that legacy should be put into context and explored sensibly by genuine experts, which is what they are doing and have been doing for decades. Evidence such be presented calmly, not to sell popcorn, because if it were correct the repercussions -though right to be suffered- would be massive. Emmerich jumping in now, in the name of entertainment, belittles those who have proven track records with this subject, and any success he has can only undermine an entire industry that is centred on the author. All he's doing is bean-counting though.

Maybe you don't attach any particular importance to the work. I myself really only appreciate it, rather than enjoy it. I just pay it respect and question the legitimacy of Emmerich's venture just as a I would any film based on history or someone elses work. Ask the people of Stratford-upon-Avon if they think that's arrogant. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-15440882

Tell you what, use your Ridley Scott Alien analogy to convince them as well. Really, Michael, you're better than that.



Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on April 23, 2012, 03:15:13 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-15440882

That's an interesting article, but you have to admit that they have a vested interest in debunking anyone or any premise which suggests what the Oxford debate puts forth.

You mention Kenneth Branagh in your response, and how you would only watch it because Branagh is an authority on Shakespeare's work. Well then, do you feel the same way about Derek Jacobi? Because one of the reasons that I agreed to watch the film, is because Jacobi appears in the film as a fictional Shakespearean actor who presents the premise for an audience at a theater. Jacobi has portrayed many of Shakespeare's most famous characters, and for me, his participation in a film such as this, has to lend at least a smidgen of authenticity to the debate.

Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Mustrum_Ridcully on April 23, 2012, 11:58:41 AM
Jon,
I have a big disadvantage: I take fiction as what it is.
Just because some historically "real" names were involved, doesn't mean that I'm watching a documentary.
It would never come to my mind to accuse works of fiction of being historically incorrect. For one reason or the other they all are, and have to be.
Believe it or not, this film will not shift reality, and it will definitely not change historical facts. It will not even change what we know about historical facts (which is a difference).
It is a work of fiction, even worse it's a work by Roland "Catastrophe" Emmerich, and anyone actually discussing whether it mirrors historical events correctly is in a severe need of readjusting his perception of reality.

Regarding the Shakespeare/Oxford thesis: Shakespeare may, or may not have written the works assigned to his name. So what? Will this change anything about the importance of the works as such? Definitely not.
Even if it would have been Oxford wouldn't mean that we'd have to rewrite history. In this case it obviously was the wish of the author that his works should be published under the name of Shakespeare. The historically hopefully significantly less important Stephen King did exactly the same when publishing parts of his works as "Richard Bachman".


Regarding the people of Stratford-Upon-Avon: I'm sure they will never admit it, but many people will be happy about this film (even though they may not like the film), simply because it will bring in more tourists and therefore more money. Nobody likes tourists, but everybody loves the money they spend.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on April 23, 2012, 02:19:52 PM
Regarding the people of Stratford-Upon-Avon: I'm sure they will never admit it, but many people will be happy about this film (even though they may not like the film), simply because it will bring in more tourists and therefore more money. Nobody likes tourists, but everybody loves the money they spend.

That's an interesting article, but you have to admit that they have a vested interest in debunking anyone or any premise which suggests what the Oxford debate puts forth.

And that's my point exactly.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Najemikon on April 23, 2012, 09:28:34 PM
You mention Kenneth Branagh in your response, and how you would only watch it because Branagh is an authority on Shakespeare's work. Well then, do you feel the same way about Derek Jacobi? Because one of the reasons that I agreed to watch the film, is because Jacobi appears in the film as a fictional Shakespearean actor who presents the premise for an audience at a theater. Jacobi has portrayed many of Shakespeare's most famous characters, and for me, his participation in a film such as this, has to lend at least a smidgen of authenticity to the debate.

To some degree, yes, but it's director/producer for me. The theory exists and you already pointed out Orson Welles. What matters is why now, why at all?

Jon,
I have a big disadvantage: I take fiction as what it is.
Just because some historically "real" names were involved, doesn't mean that I'm watching a documentary.
It would never come to my mind to accuse works of fiction of being historically incorrect. For one reason or the other they all are, and have to be.
Believe it or not, this film will not shift reality, and it will definitely not change historical facts. It will not even change what we know about historical facts (which is a difference).
It is a work of fiction, even worse it's a work by Roland "Catastrophe" Emmerich, and anyone actually discussing whether it mirrors historical events correctly is in a severe need of readjusting his perception of reality.

I find that a shame, but ok. But I've also discussed the subject at length before. Suffice to say, I would encourage aggressive adaptations of history or books, because it's a film and different methods should be welcomed. But I also strongly believe that the original source should be respected. Many people rely on fiction to understand fact, so why not do it right first time? U571 again! Just an entertaining movie about a submarine, or a offensive insult? I go with the latter.

Regarding the Shakespeare/Oxford thesis: Shakespeare may, or may not have written the works assigned to his name. So what? Will this change anything about the importance of the works as such? Definitely not.
Even if it would have been Oxford wouldn't mean that we'd have to rewrite history. In this case it obviously was the wish of the author that his works should be published under the name of Shakespeare. The historically hopefully significantly less important Stephen King did exactly the same when publishing parts of his works as "Richard Bachman".

"Definitely not." Now who is being arrogant? No, the content wouldn't change, but it would still matter a great deal. Which brings me to...

Regarding the people of Stratford-Upon-Avon: I'm sure they will never admit it, but many people will be happy about this film (even though they may not like the film), simply because it will bring in more tourists and therefore more money. Nobody likes tourists, but everybody loves the money they spend.

Ah, interesting. I'm starting to get the impression you consider him as just another writer. To be mentioned in the same breath as any number of others? Even before, you qualified your statement about King v Bachman as Shakespeare "hopefully" being significantly more important. There's no argument, Michael! It's barely worth mentioning. Do you have any real idea of the size of... I don't know what to call it... the Shakespearean industry? I think it's big enough that it wouldn't even notice if the film had been released or not as it's estimated to be globally worth about £400 million. Can't remember where I heard that, but it dwarfs all other writers and rivals commercially powered brands.

His writing is ingrained in English language so much so it has changed the way speech has developed. We use sayings and phrases daily that are Shakespearian, without realising. Because it's the anniversary of his birth and death this month, I've heard a lot of stuff about him on radio, etc. A good description the other day was that no other writer has understood the human condition so completely or had such a huge influence. There are theatre companies that do nothing but his work and they are never short of audiences. I doubt a day goes by without a significant production running somewhere in England.

I think it's safe to say, Stratford-upon-Avon doesn't need the film. In fact, it's more the other way around. No accident the DVD being released in April, that's for sure! Yes, as a tourist industry, they'd be very concerned if it were proven true, so Antares is right that it's in their interest to debunk it, but really, I doubt they noticed the film impact on their numbers. Again, as I said, maybe if it had been produced by a recognised scholar, or at least in England, then it would have been taken more seriously as a valid piece of work.

And if it were true, I think it would have an interesting effect on English culture. My gut feeling is it isn't true, if only for the fact that the theory has never gained a lot of ground and ours is probably the most pessimistic and conspiracy obsessed generation. If it was ever going to get a film made about it, then round about now is when I'd expect it!

Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Mustrum_Ridcully on April 23, 2012, 11:37:20 PM
OK,
I'm beginning to understand what you're up to.
Shakespeare is a National Monument which can only be compared to the Royal Family, and when having to choose Britain would probably opt for Shakespeare (at least he's completely unsuspicious of having German blood in his veins  :laugh:).
And, "No", I never considered Shakespeare to be "just another writer", even though at his time he probably was. The historical importance came with elapsed time.

My point regarding the movie was that it is a piece of crap and historically as important as the filling of a new bag of rice in China. It is definitely not worth discussing it's content for historical correctness, because there is none and that is exactly the amount that was to be expected. And whatever the picture is that Emmerich is drawing here, the chance that it will leave even the smallest stain on the Shakespearean Monument is less than 0.

Just for the sake of the argument: Emmerich didn't invent this theory. AFAIK (but I might err here), the first rumours showed up shortly after the first piece of Shakespeare was presented on a public stage. The fact that it lived for such a long time only shows one thing: People love to believe in conspiracies. Why should they accept the obvious, when there might be an underlying (and by far more interesting) secret.
The movie is just another one in a long row of more or less good conspiracy theory flicks, and it's nowhere near the best of this genre.

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Many people rely on fiction to understand fact,
Possibly,
but I'm quite sure that those people don't give f*** about who actually wrote the Shakespearean works. They are just still annoyed that they had to read Macbeth in their English class while it would have been so much more fun to watch "Hillbilly Massacre III 1/4".

Regarding your point that the Shakespeare Industry wouldn't care about the extra money: They may not need it, but I'm very sure that they welcome it. If it only increases the income by 0.1%, it's a total I'd like to have as lifetime income.

I really wonder if your indignation would be the same if the names of the participants would have been "Johann Wolfgang von Goethe" and "Friedrich Wilhelm II"?

To conclude:
Shakespeare is not sacrosanct. Taking into consideration his comedic talent and the distinct feeling for conspiracies shown in his works it's quite likely that he would have laughed himself to death if he'd had the chance to see this "movie". First of all for the complete lack of talent shown in the script.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Achim on April 24, 2012, 06:22:42 AM
There seems to be quite a few films about Goethe (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0042788/). I couldn't say if any of them or any good, let alone accurate. :shrug:

I don't mind what-if scenarios, but I agree it is a good idea to let the audience know that that's what they are looking at.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on April 25, 2012, 01:02:42 AM
They Might Be Giants (1971) 3.5/5 - Boy, I really wanted to rate this one higher, but all in all, it wasn't what I was expecting, and a bit less than it has been acclaimed. The opening half hour was fantastic with the story trying to stay on a course of competent drama, but then, just as you would turning a light switch, it went off in a completely different direction. At first you think that maybe Scott's character Justin Playfair, isn't crazy at all and his power of deduction is truly amazing, but then when Dr. Watson starts to accompany him in his search for clues as to what the $20,000 note means, it destroys your notion by instilling Playfair with eccentric quirks that make him appear completely off his rocker. I wish it would have stayed more along the theme it started with, because that's when the film is interesting. By the time the blackmailers are shown, the story has devolved into early seventies madcap farce, and it looks extremely dated now. It does for a few moments at the end of the film, steer its way back to the original concept, but by then, it's a case of too little, too late. It's still an entertaining film, but probably could have used some re-writing. Kudos to Scott as he gives another of his stellar performances and I also have to give a shout out to Rue McClanahan, who does a wonderful job as Playfair's sister-in-law.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on April 25, 2012, 06:05:19 AM
The Fog of War (2003) 4.5/5 - I grew up during the Vietnam War and McNamara was vilified as the chief protagonist behind our involvement in it. How much of this documentary is fact and how much of this is revisionist history, we'll never know. But it does seem that McNamara is repentant in regards to his responsibility. The eleven lessons that are discussed here are spot on when one considers what leaders of nations have to contemplate when making the decision to enter into war. McNamara's insights are cold and calculated, and this definitely reinforces the notion that he thought very highly of himself then and now. If it weren't for those fleeting moments of contrition, this documentary would be a hard watch, but their inclusion balances out the shortcomings of this very complex individual. Prior to viewing this documentary, I had a very cold and harsh feeling for this man. I had friends whose brothers or uncles had died during that war and I had an older friend in college who succumbed to throat cancer most likely at the hands of Agent Orange use when he was 'in country'. But now I think I can forgive a man who most likely saw himself as doing his President's bidding in a very politically troubling time.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on April 27, 2012, 01:36:38 AM
Flesh and the Devil (1926) 4.5/5 - One gaping hole in my film watching is most definitely Silent film dramas. I've seen plenty of silent comedy, but due to lack of material available or time constraints, I've never been able to really sink my teeth into what is my favorite time frame in Hollywood history. A few years back, I got the TCM collection The Garbo Silents Collection and it has been gathering dust ever since. But I'm in the midst of watching Kevin Brownlow & David Gill's mammoth documentary on the silent era, Hollywood, and decided to shake the dust off some of my silent film DVDs and this was first on the list. I've only seen Greta Garbo in one of her sound films, Grand Hotel, and glimpses of a few others such as Ninotchka and Queen Christina. Aside from being a radiantly beautiful woman, I find the performances I've watched either overly melodramatic or somewhat wooden and her voice to be a bit too deep and masculine to fit her image. I've never been able to understand why she survived the transition to sound, when so many other gifted, beautiful actors and actresses were left behind. I really wanted to watch this mainly because it starred John Gilbert, one of the most tragic figures in Hollywood history. And just as I expected, he was magnificent in the role of the love struck Prussian aristocrat who almost forsakes a life long friendship for the love of a woman who's not worth his efforts. After finishing the film, I started to ponder if Gilbert was the first actor to have true screen presence, because every moment he is on screen, he dominates. I couldn't think of one actor before him, where the camera just made them come alive so much. When the film was finished, I cursed Louis B. Mayer for what he did to his career. I've listened to a few of Gilbert's sound films and there was absolutely nothing wrong with his voice. I really hope Mayer is rotting in Hell for not only what he did to Gilbert, but to Judy Garland and Buster Keaton also. That being said, if you're into silent films, you need to definitely check this one out.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on May 29, 2012, 01:24:56 AM
Safety Last! (1924) 3.5/5 - I've owned all three Harold Lloyd DVD boxsets for close to six years now, and have only gotten through the comedy shorts. This month's MDC has finally gotten me to watch one of the features, and importantly, his best known film at that. So far, I'm kind of lukewarm when it comes to Lloyd's comedy. He knows how to elicit a good chuckle with some very funny scenes, but for me, he just doesn't have enough of the skill that Keaton or Chaplin had, to sustain it throughout a whole picture. It took me three attempts to finally finish Safety Last!, not because it was slow, but it kind of meandered it's way along until it finally got to the excitement that is the last twenty minutes. I probably would have been more enthusiastic for the film, if I hadn't already known how Lloyd had pulled off the stunts for which this film is famous. But I got to give him credit, for a man who was minus two fingers on his right hand, to be able to almost effortlessly dangle and maneuver on that building facade was incredible.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on June 07, 2012, 11:06:08 PM
Excalibur (1981) 3/5 - I must say first, that the DVD I watched had the truncated US version of the film, which clocks in at 2 hours. Maybe if I had seen the European release, which would have added another 21 minutes of story, my opinion of this film would have been different. But I have my doubts as to whether it would. All during the duration of this film I was haunted by memories of past productions of Dino De Laurentiis. You know, those cheesy, badly dubbed Hercules flics that he made with Steve Reeves back in the late 50's and early 60's. It's as if Boorman was making the film as if he was on a shoestring budget, in terms of the acting, yet spending like a drunken sailor, the remainder of his budget on the lush cinematography. Did they not rehearse any of the scenes in this film? Did Boorman and his producers not view dailies, to see how stiff, comical or amateurishly bad his actors recited their lines? I wondered how he could have have selected such an amazingly bad actress to play the mother of the future king, but then when the credits rolled, I had my answer. It was his daughter! And then, Boorman takes nepotism to dizzying heights by having his daughter simulate a somewhat gratuitous sex scene. "Excuse me Katrine... could you lift your leg a little higher please, the camera can't quite catch your heaving bosom"? Remember my dear, you are in the throes of passion, you are creating the future King of England!!! Yet even with all these problems, Excalibur has its moments, yet those moments can't save the film from sinking under its own weight. I can see why some consider this a guilty pleasure, and maybe, just maybe, if I can find that Euro release, it too will find its way on to my guilty pleasure list.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Achim on June 08, 2012, 06:04:35 AM
I bought Excalibur because I remembered the praise it had gotten at the time of release. Was I in for a disappointment... Supposedly it is an accurate retelling of the story, but a boring one at that.


Boorman is not as good as his reputation. Similar to Wes Craven he seems to still ride on his past fame from movies like Point Blank and Deliverance, but his star has waned since those days. If Exorcist II wasn't an indication, then what is? :laugh: There was a film he made in the 80s about children (Hope & Glory...?) in the second world war which got praised, but other than that he is usually mentioned in reagrds to his earlier films, as far as I can tell.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on June 08, 2012, 06:45:59 AM
Hope and Glory is good film, it's one of my favorites of his.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on June 08, 2012, 06:46:11 AM
Father and Daughter (2001) 4.5/5 - I sadly lament the fact that although I love film, I rarely have access to a lot of the great short films which have ever been made. I was over at Criticker and their homepage always has a selected recommendation for every member when they return to the site. It is always a film from their database, that the person hasn't yet ranked. This little film from Holland was waiting for me and after reading some of the other member's reviews, decided to see if it was available on YouTube. Not only was it there, but they had it in HD. I downloaded it and I can understand why this little gem won an Oscar for Best Animated Short film. It manages in just eight minutes to grab you and tug at your emotional heart strings. The animation is somewhat basic, but the screenplay and scenes are very creative. It's definitely a very manipulative little film, but if you can look past that fact, you'll be rewarded with eight minutes of very good film making.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on June 12, 2012, 04:21:10 AM
Horrible Bosses (2011) 3.5/5 - I love a good comedy, but in the last few years, that has been like finding a needle in a haystack. I don't care for Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, or just about anyone who had a stint on SNL in the last 15 years. The last good comedy I watched was probably The 40 Year Old Virgin, and that was made seven years ago. So it was refreshing to watch a comedy that doesn't follow in the footsteps of the typical fare that Hollywood has been cranking out for awhile. This film had moments of gutbusting hilarity with characters who were believable, not ridiculously unreal. It did tend to have a few moments that kind of lagged in the middle, but when the first boss meets his fate, it shifted back into high gear. I only wish they would have had more scenes with Colin Farrell, he was an absolute scene stealer every second he is onscreen. Kudos also to Jennifer Aniston. I've never understood the fascination with her, but in the role of the psycho bitch whore boss, she was perfect. Now I can only hope that they won't ruin it by deciding to make a sequel, this was good enough.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Achim on June 12, 2012, 05:09:17 AM
I totally agree with your take on Horrible Bosses. Even my "good friend" Mark Kermode liked it and thought the six-laugh-rule clearly applied.

I also saw Bridesmaid (but probably only because it was playing on the plane I was on). I would rate a 2-2.5 though, thinking that some of the scenes were indeed funny. Most of the cringe humor they attempted fell pretty flat though. I liked the character of that short, slightly fat woman a lot
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Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Dragonfire on June 12, 2012, 11:26:02 PM
I totally agree with your take on Horrible Bosses. Even my "good friend" Mark Kermode liked it and thought the six-laugh-rule clearly applied.

I also saw Bridesmaid (but probably only because it was playing on the plane I was on). I would rate a 2-2.5 though, thinking that some of the scenes were indeed funny. Most of the cringe humor they attempted fell pretty flat though. I liked the character of that short, slightly fat woman a lot
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Melissa McCarthy, the actress who plays the fat woman, is hilarious.  You might like the show she is on now, Mike & Molly.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Achim on June 13, 2012, 06:43:02 AM
I looked it up. She seems prettier in the TV series, but also, well, bigger...

It is too expensive now, but I'll note it down for later consideration.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Dragonfire on June 13, 2012, 07:16:13 AM
She does look prettier in the show.  I have no idea if she's gained weight since Bridesmaids was filmed or not.  It's possible.  She's really funny.  Her character's sister on the show is a hoot too.

I got the first season for like $15...give or take a few dollars... about 2 months ago.  I like the show.  It is pretty funny.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Achim on June 13, 2012, 04:58:43 PM
I watched a few clips on YouTube, it seems quite funny indeed. Well, it's from Chuck Lorre...

Watching her in the clips I could see it's really her and that apparently she made an effort in Bridesmaids to look different there. I do think she gained weight.

I must have looked wrong first, it's not that expensive. Amazon currently has it for $20. I might get it on sale.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Dragonfire on June 14, 2012, 03:53:48 AM
It is really funny.  All the characters have....umm..issues of some kind.  Her mom and sister are so funny.

I need to watch my DVD set and write about it.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on June 21, 2012, 03:41:11 AM
Sundays and Cybele (1962) - 4.5/5 - Yesterday I was watching a cheaply made Italian film called Amazons of Rome. Badly dubbed, and pretty badly scripted, the only reason I watched it was to see a young Sylvia Sims in action. But another actress caught my eye, Nicole Courcel, who I had never seen before. So after the film ended I did a little research on her, and stumbled upon this film. I was surprised to find out that this won the Best Foreign Film for 1962 at the Academy Awards, as I had never heard of it before. I found it in almost pristine condition over at YouTube, and I was completely amazed at what a beautifully crafted film this turned out to be. I had only seen Hardy Krüger in a few films, most notably 1957's The One That Got Away. He gives a reserved, but powerful performance as a mentally wounded fighter pilot named Pierre, who is traumatized over killing a child with his plane during an attack on an Indo-China (Vietnam) village. He now suffers from amnesia and can remember nothing about himself and his past. One Sunday, at the local train station, he witnesses a father and daughter having a slight altercation. The father is taking the girl to a convent, to be raised by the nuns and the girl doesn't want to go. The girl, played marvelously by Patricia Gozzi, knows that she is being abandoned and will never see her father again. She asks him if he will visit her on Sundays, but the father hastily hands her off to the the nuns, and heads quickly back to the train station. In his haste, he tries to leave a small folder, containing a letter for the girl, explaining his actions, but the folder is found by Pierre who takes it home with him.

The following Sunday, he goes to the convent to give the girl the folder, but seeing how sad she is that her father has not returned, decides to impersonate her father and the two trek off to a local park and spend the day together. From here on out, the two form a bond of trust and friendship, that others throughout the rest of the film will not understand. All the while I was watching this, my mind kept thinking about another film from 1962 that also dealt with a relationship between a man and a young girl, Lolita. But while that story was more smarmy and lecherous in its nature, Sundays and Cybele takes it down a different path. Both Pierre and Cybele are fractured souls, both in need of the tonic that their friendship and love brings. Sure, looking at this film today, can be a little unsettling at times, especially when Cybele talks about marrying Pierre, but when taken in the context of how it is made, the film works most beautifully. I highly recommend you seek this film out over at YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rXr8lALJMM), and watch one of the forgotten gems of the 60's and the French New Wave.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 10, 2012, 06:27:18 PM
Rear Window (1954) 4/5 - I avoided this film for the longest time because I've never been a fan of the hoity-toity warbling of Grace Kelly when she speaks, it's like nails on a chalkboard to me. But I think I've finally found a film she's actually quite good in. In fact, taking away Thelma Ritter's scene stealing proficiency, Kelly could be the best part of this story. I didn't quite see the chemistry between her and Stewart, but she just radiates like a nuclear reactor every moment she is onscreen. Now to the film itself...I liked it, but I don't consider it a masterpiece, as it tended to lollygag at times. Where the film shines is when it focuses on the voyeurism which is pretty much inherent in all of us. So much has been written about this film, that I'm not going to go any further. But I do want to mention one scene that I thought was quite subtle and quite brilliant. In the beginning of the film, Jeff is going out of his way to try to talk himself out of becoming serious with Lisa. He sees themselves as polar opposites, and that she could never conform to his adventurous, hand to mouth lifestyle. But when Lisa returns from Thorwald's apartment after delivering a note questioning the whereabouts of Thorwald's wife, and she is all agog at the adrenaline rush she is experiencing after almost being caught, Hitchcock does a quick shot of Jeff smiling in heavenly bliss. The shot only lasts for about two seconds, but at that moment, the viewer, as well as Jeff, know that she is the perfect soul mate for him. For me, that was the best part of the film, but if you blinked, you missed it.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 11, 2012, 07:49:21 PM
It's Love I'm After (1937) 4/5 - This months star of the month on TCM is Leslie Howard, an actor whom I've only seen in a handful of films. I was bored last night and just caught the beginning of this film. I wasn't going to watch it, but somehow it started to draw me in, and am I glad it did. It's a shame that this film is never mentioned when the list of great screwball comedies is being compiled. Howard and Bette Davis have excellent comedic timing, and Olivia De Havilland is perky without being overly saccharine. But the real star of this film is Eric Blore, who steals almost every scene he is in. It's a story about two actors, Basil Underwood & Joyce Arden (Howard & Davis) who are in love, but tend to drive each other crazy. They've been slated for the altar many times, but have always found a reason for putting their nuptials on the back burner. After a performance of Romeo and Juliet, and an ensuing argument and reconciliation, they decide to marry the next day, which is New Year's Day. But another fly in the ointment appears in the guise of Henry Grant (Patric Knowles), the fiance of a love struck ingenue named Marcia West (De Havilland), who is completely smitten with Underwood. Grant blames Underwood for his troubles with his fiance and is looking for some kind of restitution. Underwood realizes that Grant is the son of a prominent banker who helped him during the stock market crash of 1929, and promises to make everything right with Grant and Miss West. He will portray for Miss West's benefit, the most vicious cad he can conjure up from a lifetime of acting performances, and help send her scurrying back to Grant. He will do this with the help of his devoted valet Digges (Played magnificently by Eric Blore), who together, re-enact scenes and scenarios from various stage plays which seem to fit the mold of the situation at hand.

But things go wrong when he arrives at the West's mansion uninvited and unannounced. The more callous he appears, the more forgiving Miss West is of his boorish behavior, explaining that a man of his talents is beyond reproach, and she falls ever more in love with him. It's at this point when the film really takes off as Digges hatches a plan to get Miss Arden to the mansion to help extricate his master from the hole he's digging for himself. But when she arrives, and catches Underwood swooning over the young girl, she decides to teach him a lesson and helps to keep the two together, knowing that Underwood will quickly tire of the young girl's affections. From here on out, the laughs comes fast and furious, and many times I found myself laughing hysterically at the reactions of both Underwood and Digges to the calamity engulfing them. How this film is not mentioned in the same breath as Bringing Up Baby, My Man Godfrey and His Girl Friday is beyond me. It has everything you could want in a screwball comedy...top notch performances, gut busting laughter and a first rate screenplay. If you can find it, I heartily suggest you seek it out, it's a forgotten gem of the screwball era.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Najemikon on July 12, 2012, 06:36:58 PM
Rear Window (1954) 4/5 - I avoided this film for the longest time because I've never been a fan of the hoity-toity warbling of Grace Kelly when she speaks, it's like nails on a chalkboard to me. But I think I've finally found a film she's actually quite good in. In fact, taking away Thelma Ritter's scene stealing proficiency, Kelly could be the best part of this story. I didn't quite see the chemistry between her and Stewart, but she just radiates like a nuclear reactor every moment she is onscreen. Now to the film itself...I liked it, but I don't consider it a masterpiece, as it tended to lollygag at times. Where the film shines is when it focuses on the voyeurism which is pretty much inherent in all of us. So much has been written about this film, that I'm not going to go any further. But I do want to mention one scene that I thought was quite subtle and quite brilliant. In the beginning of the film, Jeff is going out of his way to try to talk himself out of becoming serious with Lisa. He sees themselves as polar opposites, and that she could never conform to his adventurous, hand to mouth lifestyle. But when Lisa returns from Thorwald's apartment after delivering a note questioning the whereabouts of Thorwald's wife, and she is all agog at the adrenaline rush she is experiencing after almost being caught, Hitchcock does a quick shot of Jeff smiling in heavenly bliss. The shot only lasts for about two seconds, but at that moment, the viewer, as well as Jeff, know that she is the perfect soul mate for him. For me, that was the best part of the film, but if you blinked, you missed it.

I've said it before, but I think Kelly's entrance in this film is probably the best any actress could wish for. There's one thing I need to know though.

What the buggery-bollocks is "lollygag"?  :laugh:

Horrible Bosses (2011) 3.5/5 - I love a good comedy, but in the last few years, that has been like finding a needle in a haystack. I don't care for Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, or just about anyone who had a stint on SNL in the last 15 years. The last good comedy I watched was probably The 40 Year Old Virgin, and that was made seven years ago. So it was refreshing to watch a comedy that doesn't follow in the footsteps of the typical fare that Hollywood has been cranking out for awhile. This film had moments of gutbusting hilarity with characters who were believable, not ridiculously unreal. It did tend to have a few moments that kind of lagged in the middle, but when the first boss meets his fate, it shifted back into high gear. I only wish they would have had more scenes with Colin Farrell, he was an absolute scene stealer every second he is onscreen. Kudos also to Jennifer Aniston. I've never understood the fascination with her, but in the role of the psycho bitch whore boss, she was perfect. Now I can only hope that they won't ruin it by deciding to make a sequel, this was good enough.

Pleasantly surprised you liked this. I was fascinated by the poor reception the film received considering it actually seemed to try and have a plot -a movie savvy one at that- which it saw through to the end. People seemed to obsess over how "offensive" Aniston's character was, which I just couldn't understand. I mean, consider how crude a lot of comedy is these days, with no restraint shown, and Horrible Bosses dares to show an attractive woman using her sexuality as a weapon and suddenly everyone develops a conscience. Bizarre. Especially when it fed into such a strong character trait for her employee (he doesn't give in) and just imagine the horror had the roles been reversed.

On the other hand...

Bridesmaids (2011) 1/5 - FFS, I wish they would just cancel Saturday Night Live so that the world wouldn't be subjected to the unfunny solo ventures of their lame alumni. My wife and I did not once, even blurt out a mild chuckle during this piece of shit. Trying excruciatingly hard to be The Hangover on estrogen, this plodded along like a string of endless, cringe worthy skits from that long since banal show. I really felt bad for Jill Clayburgh, what a way to end a career. I can guarantee that I won't be watching any sequel that springs forth from the pen of Kristen Wiig. She may not be as unfunny as Amy Poehler, but she's just as one dimensional.

Ah, shame! I liked this. Especially because the brilliant Chris O'Dowd did so well in his first major international role. In the UK he's known for The IT Crowd. His partner in that, Richard Ayoade, is having a similar rapid rise in respect having directed Submarine.

Bridesmaids is definitely a Marmite film though, so I understand your reaction.

Actually, did you like Hangover? I thought Bridesmaids did quite well to be the female equivalent and, trust me on this, it is infinitely better than the awful Hangover 2. I saw it shortly before Horrible Bosses and my reaction to that film was somewhat helped by the spectacular disaster I thought the more successful Hangover 2 actually was.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 13, 2012, 05:22:52 AM
Band of Outsiders (1964) 3/5 - This was my first Godard film and after it was finished, the first thought that ran through my mind was a scene from the movie Amadeus. After Mozart's first royal commissioned opera, Die Entführung aus dem Serail is finished, Emperor Joseph II comes on stage to praise Mozart for the work. He is at a loss for words, but manages to blurt out that it was 'quite new', but with slight trepidation in his delivery. Mozart retorts It is new...isn't it your Majesty? as if being new instantly makes it praise worthy. But sometimes, being new doesn't make something a masterpiece, and I felt that Godard was more interested in being fashionably different as opposed to making an interesting film. Sure, it does have it's share of crafted shots, but as a whole the story was lacking in creativity. I will admit that just looking at Anna Karina was worth the effort of watching this film, but aside from her, the rest was pretty shallow and a bit self exalting on the part of the director. It won't stop me from seeking out his other films, but now at least, I know what I can expect and hopefully, this was just an aberration, and not the norm.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 13, 2012, 05:40:23 AM
First, before I respond to your post, I want to say how glad I am to see you posting again. This forum just isn't the same for me when you're not around. It's like how the US military felt in 1989 when the Cold War ended, you know, what's the point when your adversary (And you have to say it like Sean Connery did in The Hunt for Red October...ad-verss-urryy) ;) is no longer there to do battle with. When I logged in tonight and saw that you had responded to one of my threads, my fingers started dancing, because they knew there would be work to be done. :laugh:

What the buggery-bollocks is "lollygag"?  :laugh:

You have no right to ask me that when you use the term buggery-bollocks as part of your question.  :tease:


Pleasantly surprised you liked this. I was fascinated by the poor reception the film received considering it actually seemed to try and have a plot -a movie savvy one at that- which it saw through to the end.

This was the one thing that I really liked about it. The story was believable and not the least bit sophomoric like most of the crap they call comedy today.


People seemed to obsess over how "offensive" Aniston's character was, which I just couldn't understand. I mean, consider how crude a lot of comedy is these days, with no restraint shown, and Horrible Bosses dares to show an attractive woman using her sexuality as a weapon and suddenly everyone develops a conscience. Bizarre. Especially when it fed into such a strong character trait for her employee (he doesn't give in) and just imagine the horror had the roles been reversed.

I never heard about that complaint. I thought Aniston, whom I've never been a big fan of, was great and she and Colin Farrell were the best part of the film.


Actually, did you like Hangover?

It was OK, had a few laughs, but the characters in Horrible Bosses were better and funnier.

I thought Bridesmaids did quite well to be the female equivalent and, trust me on this, it is infinitely better than the awful Hangover 2.

I felt myself cringing as often as I do when I've watch SNL the last 10 years. A group of self-important, no talent hacks who think they are funny and on the cutting edge. Alas, the Emperor has no clothes.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 18, 2012, 05:12:03 PM
Albert Nobbs (2011) 68/100 - A film with an interesting story line that, unfortunately, can't sustain enough excitement to hold the viewer's attention. Glenn Close and Janet McTeer are both excellent in their portrayals of two women, forced to take on the guise of men in order to eek out a living in Edwardian era England. When the story stays on the subject of cross gender employment, the film is captivating. Unfortunately, the director can't decide whether or not he want's to focus on that or on Nobbs' attraction to a very young maid who is also employed by the hotel. There's also an undercurrent dealing with lesbianism in that time frame, but alas, is also barely scratched at. It's a shame that the director, Rodrigo Garcia couldn't make up his mind as to which direction he wanted the film to go in, because it could have been much better than it was.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 20, 2012, 02:47:00 AM
Die Wannseekonferenz (1984) 84/100 - A few years back I caught the BBC film Conspiracy on HBO. It detailed the infamous Wannsee Conference held in Berlin in 1942 where Reinhard Heydrich, Adolf Eichmann and thirteen other top members of the Nazi party discussed the implication of the Final Solution to the "Jewish problem" in Europe. Taken from a copy of the documented minutes found in Martin Luther's personal effects, the film played out in real time and chronicled the heinous barbarity of the proceedings. But what always bothered me about this film, was that the Nazis were played by mostly British actors, and their accents tended to weaken the brusque nature of the dialog and it also seemed like some of the discussion was a bit enhanced, you could say, to make it more interesting. In a review (http://www.dvdcollectorsonline.com/index.php/topic,5745.0.html) I wrote a few years ago, I mentioned how I would like to have seen this story done with German actors. Matthias told me about this version, but I couldn't find it anywhere on DVD. But a few weeks ago I found it over at YouTube, in its entirety and with the essential subtitles. And just as I thought, the German dialects made the nonchalant delivery of these ghastly lines all the more powerful and striking. Unfortunately, this version followed the minutes almost verbatim, and it kind of lacked the intensity of the BBC version. Basically it's just a quick bureaucratic meeting that you are given a ringside seat to.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Najemikon on July 22, 2012, 09:40:25 PM
I really liked the Swedish Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. I haven't seen Fincher's version, but when I saw the original, my first thought was, Fincher has missed out on his perfect story and character! She stands for everything he has tried to represent in his other films, so the only thing left was to cock it up. It's interesting what you say about Lisbeth's exposition; I was struck by the idea that the main plot was exactly that, and Lisbeth was the unpredictable, anti-social element that had to be dropped into the mix to resolve that plot. Her own story does come through, but I thought it was balanced well.

The sequel is more about her than anything else. And you have to know what you are watching. I believe the filmmakers identified, embraced and properly exploited the inherent absurdity of her character. They made a fun film for those who enjoyed the first one. The last film is quite dull, but if you've enjoyed Lisbeth at all in the preceding two, it's rewarding and completes the story.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: DSig on July 23, 2012, 02:42:30 AM
Yep, I really like the Swedish version also.  Also like "Girl who Played with Fire" and "Girl who Kicked the Hornets Nest" (of course only in Swedish).  I did like the remake with Daniel Craig and Rooney Mara.  The remake had better filming. And the script seemed tighter.  But really liked Noomi Rapace in the original.  She was also good in "Prometheus".
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 28, 2012, 03:20:15 AM
Laughter in Paradise (1951) 62/100 - This British comedy had a great premise, that unfortunately, never really builds upon the crazy possibilities inherent in its storyline. It's the story of an aristocrat, known as the world's most famous practical joker, who has died, and has, as part of his will, bequeathed his estate to 4 relatives of his extended family. But there's a catch...each must perform a specific task that is completely contrary to their character's nature, and it must be done before thirty days have elapsed since the reading of the will. Being the world's greatest practical joker, each task that the aristocrat has conjured up, is meant to tweak each of its recipients. One relative is a fortune hunting womanizer, and he must marry the first woman he speaks to. The second relative is a stuffy, cruel woman who must take a job as a maid servant. The third is a spineless bank teller who must hold up the bank he works for. And finally, the fourth is a timid, milquetoast dime novelist who must get arrested and spend thirty days in jail. I waited for that crazy kind of dry humor the British are famous for, to surface throughout this film, but sadly, the film plays out mainly as a cute morality tale instead, with the obvious ending attached. It's a fun film, but pales in comparison to what Ealing was cranking out at this time.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 28, 2012, 08:06:25 PM
Ice Station Zebra (1968) 68/100 - Not bad for a cold war espionage drama, but it could have been better had they tightened up some sections of the film. Way too much time is spent on the sub getting to the polar station, and it is here where the film tends to lag. The story itself is chock full of nail biting tension and the cast do an excellent job in portraying their roles. I've never been a fan of Rock Hudson, but he too, plays it realistically. Shear away about 35 minutes of the submarine action early in the film, and you might have had a classic.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 29, 2012, 05:49:56 AM
Where the Sidewalk Ends (1950) 84/100 - Top notch noir that could have been considered a bona fide classic if the production code hadn't forced Fox to tack on a wimpy ending. I would have rather seen it end with the cop staying a bit dirty, with the truth of detective Dixon's lone transgression remaining a secret. Would the truth and his conscience be his undoing? Could he fall in love with the wife of the man he has killed accidentally, knowing that if she knew the truth, she may discard him? Keeping it dark would have fit the character of this film better, instead we get the rosy picture of a cop doing what's right. Andrews plays the tormented cop excellently as he skates the fine line between peace officer and hoodlum himself. Gene Tierney isn't really given much to do and this is another thing which slightly lessens its impact on noir film history. But those two things aside, I was completely engulfed in the storyline of a cop who mistakenly kills a suspect and must hide his involvement, in hopes of pinning another murder on the gangster he's been longingly trying to send to jail.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on August 02, 2012, 08:32:49 AM
Hearts and Minds (1974) 82/100 - During this documentary an air force pilot talks about how everyone is either trying to forget the war or distancing themselves from it. When he spoke those lines it hit me that it was very true, and that I had put almost all of it behind me. I grew up as a child in the sixties, and the Vietnam War was news fodder every night on the national news. My two uncles fought in it and my best friend's brother was killed in it (They dedicated a little league field that we played on daily in his memory). I also had another friend, many years later, who was a few years older than me, who succumbed to throat cancer from being sprayed with Agent Orange. So although I never was really in jeopardy of actually going there, the war did touch me in many different ways. And as I watched this film, the memories started to creep back in, like the day one of my uncles left for the war. I distinctly remember my grandmother breaking down when his car pulled away, wondering if she'd ever see him alive again. The day that my friend's family got the knock on the door, telling them that their oldest boy was killed in action. I had forgotten so much of this because of how long ago it had all happened, but this brought it all back.

The documentary itself, is definitely a product of its time, in that, it is mostly told from the anti-war stance that many had at that time. While not completely balanced, it does also give insight into the pro-war side too. Unfortunately, it could have probably used a bit more of these people to help the viewer truly understand why this war was so divisive in the first place. I already knew that William Westmoreland was an arrogant, by the book marionette, and his appearance really doesn't shed any new light on why we fought. The only other pro-war proponent is a POW who was held in captivity for close to seven years and tows the propaganda line almost fanatically. In fact, it's his words and thoughts that actually dismayed me the most as you would think that he would be one of the voices of reason as to why this war was so unjust, not only to the sons of Americans who fought in it, but of the people of Vietnam who were sacrificed for the sake of halting the Communist domino theory.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on August 11, 2012, 12:55:42 AM
Mystery Street (1950) 66/100 - A serviceable film that for some reason is considered a noir, but to me, was more of a crime procedural. I guess its because of the first half hour and John Alton's dark lighting, which for the first thirty minutes, makes this a pretty good film. But then morning arrives and the story kind of sputters, and Ricardo Montelban doesn't have the screen presence of a Robert Mitchum, Dana Andrews or Richard Widmark, and the whole effort is really kind of wasted. It's not a bad movie, but a few times, I found myself looking at the clock, wondering how much more before the climax and ending.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on August 16, 2012, 05:40:45 PM
The Conversation (1974) 68/100 - Nothing drives me more crazy than when a director plays the audience for a bunch of suckers, and that's exactly what Francis Ford Coppola does with The Conversation. The film starts out rather dry, but still intriguing as we are given insight into the covert world of surveillance and eavesdropping. It is here where the film really shines. But halfway through, it kind of loses steam and only comes back to life at the very end. Now I can forgive a film that lags a bit if the payoff makes up for it. But the payoff here is a bit of manipulation by Coppola that defies the laws of science.
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This is just a cheap way to trick the audience, and a lazy way to show that you really didn't have much of a story in the first place, so you had to resort to this kind of cheap carny trick. The minute it happened I felt as if I had just been duped by a crooked Three Card Monty dealer. I thought about giving this a much lower rating, but the first hour is rather good and of course, the sound in this film is excellent. But when all is said and done, this film for me, is not worthy of the lofty position it is given by many in the film world.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on September 05, 2012, 03:57:42 PM
Four Lions (2010) 74/100 - I would have probably enjoyed this a lot more had I the option of selecting English subtitles on the DVD, as I must have missed at least 30% of the dialog, because I couldn't understand what they were saying. Aren't there any deaf people in England? It's amazing how many British films on DVD, do not have this option. It's not just the accents that are hard to understand, it's also the propensity to have characters with exaggerated speech impediments that make understanding British dialog a task that's most frustrating without textual assistance. OK, rant over. I thought this was a very daring concept for a film, all fraught with potential land mines of political incorrectness, but the director skates the fine line between black comedy and classless social satire very adroitly. I actually don't think he pushed the envelope enough, and that's why I kind of felt unfulfilled after finishing the film. The early bits of slapstick at the Pakistani camp just felt like filler and after watching some of the outtakes, wished that those scenes would have been left in and the training camp stuff removed. Overall, the film is good for a few laughs, but I don't feel it's as good as I've been led to believe.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Najemikon on September 09, 2012, 03:51:24 PM
Whose accent did you think was exagerrated? All sounded normal to me!  :P I can understand what you mean about subs though, it's very frustrating. Obviously I have an advantage in this case, but I can have problems even with you lot sometimes... ;)

As a film balancing entertainment with a viable threat, maybe it could have pushed a bit more. However the tone was just about perfect for us in the UK as it had very real, identifiable characters and our community is so diverse that if the comedy was any stronger, it would have caused uproar and not actually achieved anything.

What I mean by that is that we should all realise that Muslim extremism is actually a very small minority and people from both cultures inherintly understand how absurd those extreme arguments are. This film could be watched by everyone and be enjoyed because it's asking us to do nothing more than face up to how ridiculous those people are. It was comforting to see how strong it could be and still attack the ignorance and naivety that leads to much bigger problems.

I actually went to see this with a Pakistani friend of mine and it was fascinating to watch his reaction. He'd be laughing like a drain then a split-second later he'd almost be choking at how close he was to being genuinely insulted! It's the smaller moments that cut closest, I think, like the brother who refuses to step into the room because a woman is there and she squirts him with a water pistol! Very clever film.



Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on September 12, 2012, 03:26:24 AM
Whose accent did you think was exagerrated?

It wasn't this film that I made this comment for, it's for the many other films in which I own an R2 DVD, which don't have subtitles. And the speech impediment I mean is the staggering amount of people who have a pronounced problem with the letter R in your country. It's as if they all studied speech under Professor Elmer Fudd or are gargling with alum powder. I've noticed this a lot when watching war documentaries made in the UK. You're used to this and it probably seems unnoticeable to you, but man, it makes it a chore for me sometimes to watch a DVD.  :stars:
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on September 13, 2012, 01:51:34 AM
The Cameraman (1928) 94/100 - Buster Keaton was the closest thing that cinema had to a Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, a comic prodigy who honed his skills on the vaudevillian stages from the time he was three years old. An entertainer who effortlessly could formulate creative scenarios and gags at the drop of a pork-pie hat. Of all the great silent comedians, with the exception of Charlie Chaplin, his films have withstood the test of time, and I also believe that he has been the most influential on the scores of successive comic film actors and directors, even more so than Chaplin. So, for the longest time I avoided watching this film because I couldn't bear to watch my favorite comedian of all time succumb to the factory mentality of MGM. I had watched such dismal efforts as What! No Beer?, Parlor, Bedroom and Bath, Speak Easily and other such torturous drivel that the MGM hierarchy considered comedy. Films where Keaton was relegated to second banana behind one of the most annoying and irritating comedians of all time, Jimmy Durante. With each successive film he made, you could witness the physical degradation that was taking place on Keaton as emerging alcoholism took its toll. Gone too, was the glimmer in his eyes and the spark of ingenuity that was the hallmark of his earlier silent classics. They had basically taken Michelangelo and reduced him to paint by number sketches and although there are fleeting moments when the old brilliance is apparent, the flame of genius was slowly and methodically extinguished. But thanks to Turner Classic Movies, who released his first three MGM films in a splendid re-mastered DVD set, I think I've found my new favorite film of all time by Keaton. While The General is a mammoth comedy epic, it does have moments that linger and dawdle a bit, The Cameraman is Keaton at his comedic zenith. I found myself laughing continuously throughout this film's duration and a lot of those laughs were of the gut busting variety. The film was also considered so perfect a comedy, that MGM used it as a training film for the next couple of decades when they hired new directors. If you're new to Keaton and are looking for a place to dive in, then this has to be considered the best launching point for any foray into his canon.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Najemikon on September 13, 2012, 11:39:49 PM
Whose accent did you think was exagerrated?

It wasn't this film that I made this comment for, it's for the many other films in which I own an R2 DVD, which don't have subtitles. And the speech impediment I mean is the staggering amount of people who have a pronounced problem with the letter R in your country. It's as if they all studied speech under Professor Elmer Fudd or are garging with alum powder. I've noticed this a lot when watching war documentaries made in the UK. You're used to this and it probably seems unnoticeable to you, but man, it makes it a chore for me sometimes to watch a DVD.  :stars:

Hmmm, I don't think it's a 'problem' with the letter "R"! We are talking about English England, after all... More likely a regional accent you're struggling with. There was a time the BBC wouldn't employ anyone for newsreading who had a definite accent and only recently you miserable lot sent our nice Cheryl Cole home because of concerns about her Geordie-ness! Actually that wasn't quite the case, but our media leapt on it as a potential...

Here she is, and ironically, being interviewed by Jonathan Ross, who gets flack because he can't pronounce the letter "R"!  :laugh:

Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on September 14, 2012, 08:10:48 PM
Here she is, and ironically, being interviewed by Jonathan Ross, who gets flack because he can't pronounce the letter "R"!  :laugh:

He's what I'm talking about, I understand her quite fine. It's like he's got a marble or two in his mouth.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Najemikon on September 15, 2012, 03:34:14 AM
He's an oddity though. Nicknamed "Wossy" because he can't pronounce an R to save his life! Still his is a London accent, even if he could. Maybe it's the more London East End (or Cockney, the extreme of that) which you struggle with.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Achim on September 15, 2012, 04:44:05 AM
So I still think that non-native speakers have less trouble with accents and dialects...
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on October 10, 2012, 06:01:55 AM
Lucky Star (1929) 86/100 - How I wish that the Silent Era had lasted for another ten years. As sound was venturing forward and the silent stars were falling from the sky, film artistry was at its zenith in the waning years of the Roaring Twenties. One can only imagine the unmade masterpieces that were lost to time and progress. This is only my third Borzage film and my first of his silent movies and it's obvious that if my wish were reality, he would have been one of the all time great artists of this medium. His framing, depth of field and use of shadow could be spoken of in the same breath as a Gregg Toland. I think it also helps to have the services of one of the most expressive actresses of the silent cinema, Janet Gaynor as his star. The phrase 'The camera loves you' was probably created for her as a slight glance or mild pout is all she needed to showcase an array of emotions on screen. All the while I was watching her, I could her Norma Desmond from Sunset Blvd. uttering that famous line... We didn't need dialogue. We had faces! The chemistry between Gaynor and Charles Farrell is effortless and electric as their burgeoning love for each other slowly smolders below the surface. The story itself was a standard of silent film melodrama, two suitors for the affection of a girl, one good, one bad. The girl loves the good one, while the mother wants her to marry the bad one, because he can give her stability. It's hokey at times, especially the ending, but in a film such as this, you're not watching it for the underlying storyline. I'm now looking forward to more of Borzage's silents.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on October 13, 2012, 05:02:23 AM
An Evening of Edgar Allan Poe (1972) 62/100 - Edgar Allan Poe was the first author that I fell in love with when I was young. The brevity of his stories, along with their macabre nature and rich imagery, easily cemented Poe's genius in my mind. To that end, like almost anything one reads, you have a preconceived notion of how the characters look and sound in your mind. Unfortunately for me, these notions were at odds with the performances of Vincent Price in four of Poe's short stories. The film clocked in at a meager 53 minutes, but felt like two hours. I love Vincent Price, and I could understand AIP's reason for having him do these one man recitations. The man's a legend of the Gothic horror genre and one would think that this would be a marriage made in heaven. But it's only 25% successful.

The Tell-Tale Heart - This is where my preconceived imagery was most glaringly at odds with Price's performance. I always saw the narrator of the tale as being coldly aloof and calculating in his manner, kind of like Hannibal Lecter. But Price plays him as if he's raging mad and his performance in this segment is overly melodramatic and it ruins the suspense of the matter of the old man's murder.

The Sphinx - Considered a lesser work from Poe, this was probably included to add a bit of whimsy to the four segment structure of stories. It's pretty light fare, but Price plays this one quite well. But that's to be expected as Price always had the knack for devilish type humor in his many portrayals.

The Cask of Amontillado - This was a short story that I never truly cared for when I first read it. But it turned out to be my favorite of the four segments as Price plays this one without the histrionics of the first and last stories in the film. What I found most interesting was the way that the director used alternating, quick edits of both of Price's facial profiles to render the conversation of the two men in the catacombs, a nice touch.

The Pit and the Pendulum - Once again, to augment the mood of dread inherent in the protagonist's plight, Price ratchets his bombast to a delirious and overwrought dimension in this final segment. I probably could have dealt with it better if he hadn't done it in the first segment also, but by now, it just came across as noisy and disengaging.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on October 18, 2012, 04:51:27 AM
Easy Living (1937) 72/100 - This is one of those films that's been getting a lot of discussion lately as a lost gem of the screwball comedy era. But to be honest, you would think that a screenplay written by Preston Sturges, the Shakespeare of screwball, would be a gut busting ride, but for a few glitches, never finds it's course to classic comedy. It's as if someone at Paramount was given a set of blueprints for how to make a screwball comedy and everyone except Jean Arthur and Luis Alberni was manufacturing their roles to specification. Edward Arnold and Ray Milland spend the first 45 minutes of the film yelling their lines as if high volume made the lines funnier...well... it doesn't. It just makes the proceedings seem a bit amateurish. The film only really gets its footing once Jean Arthur takes up residence at Mr. Louis Louis' swanky hotel. The scenes with her and Alberni are priceless and for my money, Alberni steals almost every scene he's in. That isn't to say that Jean Arthur doesn't carry her weight, quite the contrary, she just radiates in this role. I've never seen her look more beautiful in a film and her performance proves that she was the queen of screwball comedy. It's too bad the first 45 minutes aren't as funny as the last 45 minutes, because this could have been a contender for top screwball comedy of all time. But alas, it's really only worth watching for the reasons I stated.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Achim on October 20, 2012, 02:53:36 PM
I think it is Prince of Darkness which really cemented Lee as the ultimate Dracula. That together with Horror of Dracula are my two favorites, although I also have a soft spot for Dracula 1972 A. D. :-[

There is an adaptation by the BBC with Louis Jourdan as Dracula which is supposed to be really good. I own the DVD but haven't watched it yet.
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on October 24, 2012, 05:43:35 PM
The Tomb of Ligeia (1964) 61/100 - As the opening screen credits were rolling on this film, I noticed that the screenwriter was Robert Towne. This came as a surprise and I felt it boded well for this viewing. But after the film was over, I was kind of disappointed not only with Towne's screenplay, but also with Vincent Price's rather lackluster performance. I've never read Edgar Allan Poe's short story Ligeia, upon which this film was based, but after reading a short synopsis of the tale, I wish that Towne had stayed a bit closer to the original theme. Here's the synopsis from Wikipedia...

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The unnamed narrator describes the qualities of Ligeia, a beautiful, passionate and intellectual woman, raven-haired and dark-eyed, that he thinks he remembers meeting "in some large, old decaying city near the Rhine." He is unable to recall anything about the history of Ligeia, including her family's name, but remembers her beautiful appearance. Her beauty, however, is not conventional. He describes her as emaciated, with some "strangeness." He describes her face in detail, from her "faultless" forehead to the "divine orbs" of her eyes. They marry, and Ligeia impresses her husband with her immense knowledge of physical and mathematical science, and her proficiency in classical languages. She begins to show her husband her knowledge of metaphysical and "forbidden" wisdom.

After an unspecified length of time Ligeia becomes ill, struggles internally with human mortality, and ultimately dies. The narrator, grief-stricken, buys and refurbishes an abbey in England. He soon enters into a loveless marriage with "the fair-haired and blue-eyed Lady Rowena Trevanion, of Tremaine."

In the second month of the marriage, Rowena begins to suffer from worsening fever and anxiety. One night, when she is about to faint, the narrator pours her a goblet of wine. Drugged with opium, he sees (or thinks he sees) drops of "a brilliant and ruby colored fluid" fall into the goblet. Her condition rapidly worsens, and a few days later she dies and her body is wrapped for burial.

As the narrator keeps vigil overnight, he notices a brief return of color to Rowena's cheeks. She repeatedly shows signs of reviving, before relapsing into apparent death. As he attempts resuscitation, the revivals become progressively stronger, but the relapses more final. As dawn breaks, and the narrator is sitting emotionally exhausted from the night's struggle, the shrouded body revives once more, stands and walks into the middle of the room. When he touches the figure, its head bandages fall away to reveal masses of raven hair and dark eyes: Rowena has transformed into Ligeia.

Taking this theme, Towne should have played upon the possibility of the narrator slowly murdering both of his wives and the ensuing madness which befalls him, with an ending comprised of both Ligeia and Rowena coming back from the dead to seek retribution for his crime. It would have made for a much more suspenseful and less surreal film than Corman and Towne forge. It also would have given Price a role he could have sunk his teeth into, as opposed to the rather vacant and one note character he's forced to play.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on November 07, 2012, 10:39:52 PM
Murder by Contract (1958) 84/100 - A very economical, but stylized B-movie noir that held my attention for its brisk 81 minutes. What surprised me most was how good Vince Edwards was as Claude, the cool, calculating and methodical hitman. I had only seen him in some films he made after his famous stint on television as doctor Ben Casey, and in those films he was extremely wooden. It's a shame he couldn't sustain the promise that's on display here, he's got screen presence. I kind of wish it had stayed closer to the theme and atmosphere it started with, as opposed to the rather lighthearted humor aspect that it veered towards when Claude goes to Los Angeles. There were times when I prayed that Claude would shoot Phillip Pine's character as he was annoyingly over the top at times. It didn't hurt the film, but for me, kept it from being considered a masterpiece of the genre. And finally, the ending was predictable and that is what finally keeps me from rating this any higher. I'd definitely watch it again, and for me, that's high praise enough. Oh, and it was nice to see Kathie Browne, the future Mrs. Darren McGavin in the role of the party girl, aka the prostitute.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Short Summations
Post by: Antares on November 08, 2012, 02:08:09 PM
The Sniper (1952) 76/100 - This is the fourth film I've watched in the Columbia Film Noir collection Volume 1 and in keeping with the other three, is quite good. It's an early production from Stanley Kramer, so that means you're going to get a healthy dose of soapbox moral preaching. That comes in a scene very early in the film where Richard Kiley, who plays a police psychologist, expounds on how every criminal who commits a sex crime, should be institutionalized after their first conviction. Kramer is never subtle in his approach, and thankfully, this scene ends quickly and the film goes back to focusing on the sniper. One thing I'm noticing about these noirs from Columbia, is that they have a far more gritty and realistic spin to them, as opposed to noirs I've watched from both MGM and 20th Century Fox. They're in your face and have a fair amount of shock inducing scenes in them and that's probably why I'm enjoying them so much. This film must have freaked out a lot of people back when everyone lived in a white bread, Ozzie and Harriet, kind of America in 1952.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on November 15, 2012, 01:05:55 AM
5 Against the House (1955) 59/100 - Has there ever been an actress more vacuous than Kim Novak? To me, when she's on screen, she has the appearance of a deer in the headlights. Yeah, she's beautiful, but man, she has no screen presence whatsoever. The film itself is rather lackluster until the last twenty minutes or so. I found the whole pre-heist build up to be grating, especially the bits with the college freshman. I'm only giving this a passing grade for those last twenty minutes, when the actual heist is taking place. It's a shame that the intensity of that time frame couldn't be spread out a bit more across the whole breadth of the film. But I will say that it was fun to see a pre-Hank Kimball, Alvy Moore. He has some of the best lines in the early part of the movie.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: DSig on November 15, 2012, 04:07:46 AM
Nah .. i disagree with you.  She was great in Bell, Book and Candle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bell,_Book_and_Candle) and I have liked her in other things.  But tastes do vary ..
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on November 17, 2012, 04:45:49 PM
Criss Cross (1949) 78/100 - I really wanted to like this a lot more than I did, but it has a few glaring problems that keep it from being considered a masterpiece in the film noir genre. First, there isn't enough exposition in the beginning of the film to explain the relationship between Steve and Anna. Second, Dan Duryea doesn't get enough screen time or character development. Third, the ending is a little convoluted. Where did Anna and Steve get all the money they have when Nelson brings Steve to the house in Palo Alto? Back at the robbery, Steve is shot in the shoulder and passes out, holding on to one half of the payroll. The other half is taken by Slim and the rest of the gang. So how did Anna wind up with Steve's share? After Steve passes out, the scene shifts to him waking up in his hospital room, a hero for saving half of the payroll. I've been going over it in my head and it doesn't make any sense. Aside from that, the film is a blueprint for what a film needs to be considered a classic noir. You have the amazingly seductive femme fatale, played by the drop dead gorgeous Yvonne De Carlo. De Carlo is the actress that Ava Gardner always wishes she could have become. She can play either a good girl or the tempting bad girl with ease. I couldn't take my eyes off of her and it's a shame that she's primarily remembered for her role as Lily Munster, because she definitely has talent. You have the poor sap, who doesn't know whether or not he's being played for a fool, but can't help himself because the little head is doing all the thinking for the big head. Top those off with a nail biting story, believable heist sequence and decent bad guys and you should have the makings of a masterpiece. But unfortunately, those problems I spoke of hinder this film's ability to reach that strata. It's a good film with a very good final scene, but it could have been more... much more.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on November 23, 2012, 10:42:16 PM
Human Desire (1954) 84/100 - This is my second noir from Fritz Lang, the other being The Big Heat. For some reason, that is the film that seems to get the most praise and press in Lang's canon. I can't see why, because aside from both starring Glenn Ford and Gloria Grahame, Human Desire is the much better film. What I liked most about this one was the fact that you didn't have just one dumb sap who'll do anything for a dame, you have two. You can see what's going to happen to Ford's character from the get go, but what's interesting is watching the disintegration of Broderick Crawford's character, as his world crumbles around him. He's just as madly in love with the scheming, sizzling Vicki (Grahame), and he sets his life on the path to ruin to keep her. I've only seen Crawford in a couple of films, and it's too bad he didn't possess Tyrone Power type looks, because he definitely has the chops for leading man acting chores. Gloria Grahame, as usual, is molten lava in this, she's bad or is she? You see what transpires in the coach car and you wonder if she's just a victim of fate. From beginning to end I loved what Lang does with the story. You never really know what's going to happen, at times, it seems like the inevitable will come about. But as the film closes, one of the three dies, and it's surprising to find out who that someone will be.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on January 05, 2013, 12:38:15 AM
Forty Guns (1957) 59/100 - What a mess of a movie! Pretty much a glorified and extended episode of television's Virginia City, Bat Masterson or Have Gun, Will Travel. I didn't know whether to be enthralled by the looseness of the film, or snicker at the sexual innuendo that was rife in this screenplay. Unfortunately, I found myself snickering more than I was interested in this disjointed mess. It's called Forty Guns, yet the forty hired men are nothing more than a phallic symbol in the beginning of the movie and they disappear about 30 minutes in. The story is then riddled with a lot of really bad acting (The exception being Barbara Stanwyck & Barry Sullivan), bad dialog and ridiculous set pieces, like the tornado scene. For a second there, I thought I was watching the precursor to that awful film Twister, you know, at the end when Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton are caught in the middle of the tornado and they both come out without a scratch. Well, that's what happens here to. I think the only thing I found worthwhile about this story, was the ending. When Sullivan finds a shocking way to shoot Stanwyck's brother. I didn't see that coming and it was kind of ballsy.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Rogmeister on January 05, 2013, 12:37:38 PM
I had a copy of 40 Guns...I like westerns but I disliked this movie enough that I gave it away after watching it once.  Some consider this to be a great film.  I'm not one of those.
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on January 18, 2013, 11:53:47 PM
None But the Lonely Heart (1944) 65/100 - I can see why wartime audiences didn't connect with this film. First, you have Cary Grant playing a very un-Cary Grant type role. Second, the film as directed by Clifford Odets, is all over the map, never really meshing when all is said and done. It never can decide whether or not it wants to be a romance film or Dickensian tragedy. The cast gives it their all, and as always, Ethel Barrymore proves that she was the most talented in the Barrymore family. Too bad she's not as well known as her two brothers, for her performance was worthy of the Oscar she won for it. Grant does an acceptable job, but from time to time, he slips in and out of his cockney accent, and it kind of tarnishes his performance. Barry Fitzgerald is once again at his scene stealing best and George Coulouris plays the heavy with complete aplomb. Odets may have been a great writer, but he should have handed the directorial chores to someone who understood what movie audiences are looking for when they plunk down their money to see a movie. In the end, it may have been Grant's favorite role, but the film itself is very forgettable.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on January 23, 2013, 10:51:20 PM
Last Year at Marienbad (1961) 96/100 – If you would have asked what I felt about this film after the first thirty minutes, I would have told you it was arthouse tripe. But something happened at around the 30 minute mark… I fell asleep. I had been tired when I first ventured into this film, not a smart thing when one is dealing with a French new wave film, and I slept for about an hour. When I awoke, I found where I had been when I dozed off and continued on. But then I felt myself being sucked into the surrealistic imagery. It reminded me of the feeling I have for Classical music Tone poems, which is what this film kind of replicates. Is it a dream, or maybe a nightmare, could it be an allegory for French society? It is so ambiguous that I finished it a little over an hour ago, and my mind is still fixed upon many scenes. My favorite scene is when the camera rushes through the hotel and bursts through a window and expands upon the garden grounds, which are bathed in a most luminescent sunlight. A few guests of the hotel are scattered around the courtyard, and they are motionless, just like the statues that rim the perimeter. But the guests draw long shadows on the ground, yet the trees and the statues do not. It’s a strikingly beautiful shot, which reminded me of a Rene Magritte painting. There are countless other scenes that are meticulously crafted throughout this film’s duration and make for a rather confusing, yet fascinating venture into the realm of surrealism. Would I recommend this film to everyone…hell no! It is too vague, too ambiguous and maybe one could say, a bit too weird for most people’s tastes. But if you love a film that makes you ponder, haunts your mind, then this is a film for you. I can see where this may have been influential to other directors in the following years. Many times throughout, I could see where Kubrick had borrowed some elements for The Shining and also maybe, Polanski for certain ways to depict abstract horror in Repulsion. I’m definitely going to revisit this film again. But for now, it’s time to delve into the plethora of extras which are on disc two of the Criterion set.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on January 24, 2013, 10:30:06 PM
Django (1966) 68/100 - Good beginning and a good ending, unfortunately the rest of the film makes you truly appreciate what a genius Sergio Leone was with his four westerns. It appeared to me that Corbucci never really had the same love of the American west and Hollywood's vision as Leone did. When Leone created for the screen, it was a love affair, with Corbucci, it's all just matter of fact, mud and violence. There were times when it bordered on camp with so many ridiculous moments of unreal violence, something that must have inspired Sam Peckinpah when he made The Wild Bunch, as the ambush scene is eerily similar to Peckinpah's blood bath at the fiesta. I did enjoy Franco Nero's performance though, he definitely had that certain something that screamed screen presence. I watched it in its original Italian soundtrack, maybe I should have used the English dubbing. I may have liked it more, because the cheesy dubbing is what makes most spaghetti westerns entertaining. Oh, and one final note, I spoke of the campy nature of certain scenes, well, this was definitely further augmented by the horrible soundtrack by Luis Bacalov. Ennio Morricone he is not.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on January 24, 2013, 10:56:45 PM
Searching for Sugar Man (2012) 81/100 - Before films became my main hobby, music was my one love. I grew up as a child in the sixties and basked in the creative outputs of the greatest musical generation. So it irked me that I had never heard of this performer or his music. I had heard the urban myth about the performer who created suicide on stage, but that's what it was, just a myth. Listening to the clips that are played in this documentary makes one wonder why he never had a successful career. He had a voice that was harmonic and rich, yet eerily similar to Bob Dylan. His lyrics were poetic, and laced with a societal substance that few songwriters every attain. Maybe it was his ethnic background that created the ceiling he couldn't punch through or maybe it was a case of the right songs at the wrong time. All the while I was watching this, I felt a connection between Rodriguez and another performer who was never truly understood, Laura Nyro. She too, was a gifted songwriter with a distinct flair, but only achieved marginal success. The documentary itself, is pretty manipulative. I say that because after I finished it, I jumped on the web to do some research on the man chronicled. That's when I found out that the underlying theme of the film, that Rodriguez never knew success and had just disappeared, wasn't exactly true. Six years after his second, and final album was released, he did achieve a small level of success in Australia. Which is never mentioned in the film. And that's where I have a problem with the film. After learning about what transpired in Australia in 1979 and the subsequent release of a live album not mentioned, I felt that I had been slightly duped by the director and writers of this film. You can't take poetic license when you are trying to make an historical documentary, which this film is. Sure, the story as shown, is heartwarming and intriguing, but in the end, it kind of rings hollow, if you do just a little bit of research on your own. So while I enjoyed learning about this performer and will definitely seek out his two albums, I can't give this a higher rating, because it is just manipulative mythologizing for the sake of entertainment.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on January 31, 2013, 12:10:24 AM
Un homme et une femme (1966) 72/100 - This is a film that's burgeoning with style. yet rather thin on substance. The plot is so threadbare, it had to be padded out with an abundance of jump cuts and extraneous filler scenes to make it more than just a time travelogue of the mid sixties. But I can't complain, because at least I got to gaze upon Anouk Aimee for ninety plus minutes. She's another actress who can make the argument that today's actresses are just amalgamations of their plastic surgeons and fitness trainers. She's soft, alluring, mysterious and incredibly seductive, and you can believe that a man like Jean-Louis would drive all the way from Monte Carlo to Paris, non-stop, and then back to Deauville just to be with her. I will probably re-visit this film again sometime in the future, but only if it is released with a more substantive set of subtitles. Nothing drives me more nuts than when a media company releases a DVD where bits of dialog or lyrics to songs aren't translated and that happens quite a few times in this film. I would have loved to know what the woman was singing when Jean-Louis and Anne are approaching the train station, or what Anne's husband was singing in those samba lyrics. It may have helped me to understand why she fell in love and why she was still in love with him.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on February 01, 2013, 03:14:12 AM
L'avventura (1960) 60/100 - Lot's of pretty people, lots of pretty shots and lots of time wasted on lots of nothing. It's very rare that I can't wait for a film to end, but this definitely was one of them. Too bad, because I felt that the first 40 minutes showed potential for a very good film. But once they gave up looking for Anna, it becomes meandering and meaningless. I think what bothered me most was how abruptly things would shift from one scene to another. First they're looking for Anna, then when they can't find her, Sandro fixates on Claudia. Claudia, doesn't want to have anything to do with Sandro, but in a blink of an eye, she's madly in love with him. My rating is only for Monica Vitti and for the wonderful cinematography, the film's only saving graces.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on February 07, 2013, 01:05:56 AM
Hiroshima, mon amour (1959) 82/100 - It lays the groundwork technically for the much better, Last Year at Marienbad which came out two years later. Alain Resnais is a master of black and white cinematography, probably rivaled only by Kurosawa at the time. There are so many great shots in this film and the framing of the characters in certain scenes, proves what a genius like Resnais can do in the medium. I loved in the beginning of the film when the embraced couple is shown with ash falling all over their skin, then it cuts away to the after effects of the Hiroshima bombing. It returns to the couple, and now their skin is clean, changing the mood of the scene, before once again, switching to more of the bomb's harsh reality. Finally, it's switches back to the couple one more time, but now, the couple's skin is covered in beads of sweat, indicating to the viewer that the rest of the film is a love story. In just a span of a few moments, Resnais creates three different motifs, showcasing fear of the unknown, the comforting embrace of two people, possibly in love and finally, the erotic nature of romance. It was an absolute masterstroke of genius. This is the third film I've seen directed by Resnais, and he's definitely become, alongside Eric Rohmer, the shining beacons of the French New Wave for me.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on February 20, 2013, 01:59:07 AM
Coffy (1973) 67/100 - This film made me really feel a bit of nostalgia for my younger days back in the seventies. I had a friend who lived next door to a slowly dying drive-in movie theater. On summer nights, we'd crawl through a hole in the dilapidated wooden fencing in his back yard and after spreading out blankets and lawn chairs, would sit back and watch the best and worst of B movie fare for free. I never saw this film in that situation, but I can assure you, it would have been one of our favorites. It really should be called Tits-a-Poppin', because AIP must have had it in their contract with the director that there can't be a ten minute gap in the film without someone either disrobing or having their blouse ripped off to show their breasts. Pam Grier is her usual smokin' self and really doesn't get much to do except get naked and get revenge for her sister. If you go into it with the right mind set, you can have a lot of fun with a film like Coffy, but if you're looking for a slick production or a masterfully written screenplay, then you've embarked on the wrong ship. One last note, Roy Ayers is definitely not Isaac Hayes or Curtis Mayfield, as the soundtrack for this film seems as if it was thrown together in just a few hours, and is pretty lame.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on February 20, 2013, 02:15:16 AM
The Emperor Jones (1933) 65/100 - This is my introduction to Paul Robeson and I have to say I'm pretty impressed. What an amazing voice and screen presence he has. The film itself is a bit of a mixed bag. From what I've read on other sites, O'Neill's play is pretty much glossed over and the film lacks the power of the theatrical play upon which it is based. I've never read the book or seen the play, so I can't make a comparison. I didn't get bored with it, but it kind of lacked an edge which would have made me enjoy it more. It was a bit shocking to see many bits of real stereotyping like the crap game and the razor fight or the surprising amount of use of the word nigger in this. With Robeson's activist background, I would have thought he would have found a way to get those lines changed. All in all, he made me eager to delve into the rest of the Criterion set that this was a part of.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on February 23, 2013, 06:14:38 AM
The Proud Valley (1940) 83/100 - I only had the Paul Robeson Criterion Collection set from the library for a week and was only going to watch The Emperor Jones. But on the same disc as that film, was a documentary about Robeson and his career and life. They kept showing clips from this film and after finishing the film that I wanted to see, I decided to give that film a shot too. And I'm glad I did, because it was much better than The Emperor Jones. Robeson plays a merchant seaman named David Goliath, stranded in Wales, looking for work. Passing through a small coal mining town, he overhears a choir practicing for a festival to be held in a few days. The choir consists of coal miners who always seem to come up short in winning the festival's grand prize for best choir, because of a weakness in the baritone section. Out on the street, David starts to sing an old gospel tune and the choir, quietly joins in. When the song finishes, they rush to window to see who it is with that magnificently beautiful baritone voice. The miners ask David to join their choir and one man, Dick Parry, promises to help him find a job in the mines. On the day of the festival, a tragedy occurs in the mine and the festival is postponed for a month. A month later, the choir, minus those killed in the tragedy appear at the festival. And rather than compete, the choir, with David as the lead vocalist, sing an old gospel spiritual which has to be one of the most beautifully sorrowful hymns I've ever heard. The rest of the film deals with the aftermath of the accident, and the hopes of the town to get the mining company to reopen the mine. Another tragedy will take place as one miner will sacrifice himself for the communal good of the town.

This film was released the same year as John Ford's How Green Was My Valley and deals with the same issues as that film does. And while Ford's film won the Oscar that year, this film is pretty much unknown by most film lovers. It's a much shorter film than Ford's, and aside from a bit of wooden or over the top acting by the British actors, it's every bit as engaging and entertaining. It's a film that could never have been made in Hollywood, because Robeson would never have been put on an equal footing with the white actors. It must have been refreshing for Robeson to make films outside of the United States where he was respected for his talent and looked upon as a talented equal. I highly recommend this film solely for Robeson's performance and even with the shortcomings I mentioned.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 02, 2013, 04:54:51 AM
Infernal Affairs (2002) 95/100 - Sadly, I saw Scorsese's bloated version of this film first. Once again I have to ask...What was he thinking?!!! He fucked up his remake of Cape Fear and he certainly fucked up his version of this masterful crime film. From its opening moments, the film moves slickly through a very well written screenplay that had me captivated for its entirety. This is what a modern crime film should look like, not the endlessly bloody, absurd action crap that Hollywood keeps churning out. I think I've finally really reached the point where I don't give a rat's ass what comes out of Hollywood anymore, as I find myself enjoying well over 95% of the foreign films that I've watched over the last 10 years. Hong Kong films are a blank spot in my film watching history...I seriously need to correct that.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 02, 2013, 11:03:20 AM
Really glad you finally got around to this one! I hope you find the time to check out the two sequels also as, although not as good, they are still worthy of your time.  I know you're not really a big fan of horror or the old school Jackie Chan/Sammo Hung flicks so I'll recommend a few movies I think you'll like:
- Mad Detective
- Election 1 and 2
- SPL
- Naked Weapon
- A Chinese Ghost Story
- Bullet in the Head
- Farewell My Concubine
- A Better Tomorrow trilogy
- God of Gamblers

I guess you're familiar with Wong Kar-wai so I left his films off the list.

If you want some horror/kung-fu recommendations, let me know.
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 07, 2013, 02:38:25 AM
High Fidelity (2000) 62/100 - Back in the glory days of Blockbuster I must have had this film in my hands at least a dozen times, but wound up putting it back on the shelf after finding something else, but vowing to get it "next time". Well, I stopped going to Blockbuster and this film just kind of slipped from my memory. But now after watching it, I'm kind of glad I always found something else to watch. I'm not saying it's a bad film, but it really is just trying to be a little too hip and cute. What really struck me was how it wanted to be a hip amalgamation of Say Anything and Ferris Bueller's Day Off, but sadly, never really gels. The continuous use of Cusack's character breaking the fourth wall becomes annoying after a while and keeps the film from concentrating on what really works in the film, namely, the scenes in the record store. I remember record stores like this and I definitely knew guys just like the three who worked there. There's a scene early in the film when Jack Black's character toys with a geek over a bootleg album, and another customer expounds how all three are elitists. I loved this scene, because it was so true. Every person I ever met back in the day who worked at a record store believed that they, and they alone, were God's given messenger of Rock & Roll. It's too bad that they didn't just focus more on the comedic potential of the store and jettison the tired attempt at philosophizing out personal relationships. It's been done to death, and Cusack had already done it much better in the Cameron Crowe film. But I will give kudos to the screenwriter for one of the best lines I've ever heard in a movie. When Dick and Barry are discussing the Top 5 songs about death, Barry mentions the Rolling Stones seminal, You Can't Always Get What You Want, to which Dick rebuts... No. Immediate disqualification because of its involvement with The Big Chill. That's a fucking priceless line and had me ROTFL.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: DSig on March 07, 2013, 03:18:00 AM
Oh wow ... I never thought " ...  how it wanted to be a hip amalgamation of Say Anything and Ferris Bueller's Day Off ... " but I have always enjoyed it.  What made you think that? 

And I am really surprised at the " ... and another customer expounds how all three are elitists. I loved this scene, because it was so true. Every person I ever met back in the day who worked at a record store believed that they, and they alone, were God's given messenger of Rock & Roll ... " as a long time vinyl collector this really is a surprise too.  Although there were always the occasional "know it all" that happens anytime you have people like to collect things like music, films, HO trains or ... 

Man ... I just really missed those bits.
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 07, 2013, 04:30:56 AM
Oh wow ... I never thought " ...  how it wanted to be a hip amalgamation of Say Anything and Ferris Bueller's Day Off ... " but I have always enjoyed it.  What made you think that? 

The breaking of the fourth wall from FBDO and Lloyd and Corey's philosophizing on relationships from SA. Actually, Lili Taylor pretty much phones in her Corey role from that film.
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 07, 2013, 06:17:12 PM
Three Outlaw Samurai (1964) 64/100 - I'm picturing the board members of Shochiku Studios sitting around a big table sometime back in 1963 and discussing the fact that Toho and Akira Kurosawa were raking in boatloads of money with their tandem hits Yojimbo and Sanjuro and how could they get in on the gravy train too. The answer would become Three Outlaw Samurai. I can hear someone throwing the idea of taking elements of the two films mentioned and adding a pinch of story from Toho's other blockbuster Seven Samurai and you're bound to have a sure fire hit. But when all is said and done, it is only a moderately interesting chanbara film, entertaining, but lacking the fun or punch of any of those other three films. So let's go through the check list...first, you have peasant farmers who need to be defended. Seven Samurai...check. Then you have an evil, corrupt magistrate who is squeezing the poor peasants dry...Sanjuro... check. A ronin with masterful swordsmanship who comes to the aid of the peasants...Yojimbo...check. But if you make the film with just those elements, it will definitely appear to be a case of cashing in while you can. So what to do...add two more samurai and you're ready to roll film. Unfortunately, the three samurai are pretty plain in personality and none of them really stands out. Tetsurô Tanba, for me, has always been Toshirô Mifune...lite. He tries to create the aura of invincibility, but never really pulls it off as well as Mifune could. Mikijirô Hira does his best to play the aloof, but cold and skilled samurai, but never reaches the depths that Tatsuya Nakadai would attain two years later in Okamoto's Sword of Doom. Finally, Isamu Nagato plays the humble samurai who closely resembles Shichiroji from Seven Samurai, not only in looks, but also in demeanor.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 12, 2013, 08:58:47 PM
5 Centimeters per Second (2007) 88/100 - This film sucker punched me...deeply. I wasn't expecting this kind of story and after it was finished, I was emotionally drained. So drained, that I've been trying to write my thoughts for the last half hour and I can't get anything down that's coherent enough to make sense. The first two segments are outstanding, with characters and story lines that I could relate to in my past. The only fault I can find in the film, has to lie with the final segment. It starts off just as the first two, but then veers off to a musical diversion that doesn't work and kind of spoils what was becoming a masterpiece in my eyes. I'd like to write more, but I can't. This film depressed the hell out of me, and it's cold, grey and rainy outside. Damn...I hate when a movie does this to me!

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 13, 2013, 03:40:22 AM
Sense and Sensibility (1995) 70/100 - One thing about Jane Austen...you know what you are going to get going in. It will be proper, dry and very British. But for me, that's OK, because I'm deep down, an Anglophile, and I love period pieces. What struck me was the fact that I kind of liked the performances of a couple of the male actors more than the female leads. Alan Rickman and Hugh Laurie both carried themselves rather well for what is extensively a set piece made for females. Hugh Grant, on the other hand, does his usual, one dimensional, stammering, eyelash battering dolt, who, if it weren't for his looks, would relegate him to playing the village idiot. Ang Lee's direction is serviceable, with moments where I felt his editing could have used a bit more tightening. I felt the same way about The Ice Storm, so maybe it's a weakness in his films for me. I liked the film, but doubt if it would be something I'd revisit any time soon.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: dfmorgan on March 14, 2013, 10:38:17 AM
5 Centimeters per Second (2007) 88/100


Is this the anime? It was one I was interested in when it was originally listed for UK Blu-ray release but Manga Entertainment pulled it from their schedules following problems with the Japanese owners of the film. This meant that my order got cancelled and I never got round to doing any kind of follow up.
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 14, 2013, 02:51:58 PM
Yes it is and it's the first anime film I've ever liked!
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 14, 2013, 07:07:22 PM
The Last Detail (1973) 75/100 - Hal Ashby is my favorite seventies director and this film has always been a glaring omission in his canon for me. It's always had the reputation as being one of Ashby's greatest achievements, yet after finishing it, I have to rate it around the middle of the pack when taken in consideration of the other, better films he made in that decade. The acting performances of all three leads is good, and there are a few pretty good laughs during its duration, but The Last Detail doesn't have much there, depth-wise, when it comes to the story. It just exists for its short 104 minutes, a lot like many of those other pre-Jaws films of the early to mid-seventies.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: dfmorgan on March 14, 2013, 08:34:15 PM
Yes it is and it's the first anime film I've ever liked!

Thanks, I did wonder as you hadn't previously liked the recommendations received. I have now ordered this.
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Post by: Antares on March 14, 2013, 11:32:49 PM
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964) 95/100 - This is probably my tenth time watching this film and for some strange reason, it really had me in stitches this time. I've always loved this film, but can't understand why I never wrote a review or felt the same way about it in the past. I would give it a perfect score of 100, if it weren't for what I consider Kubrick's sophomoric attempt at humor when he came up with the names of some of the characters. I picture him and whomever he wrote the screenplay with, sitting around a table, drinking heavily and in a moment of stupor bleating out Jack T. Ripper, Burpelson Air Force Base and Bat Guano, thinking how clever he was being. It's kind of the same feeling I get when I watch a Wes Anderson written film. I know it's nitpicking, but for some reason, it has bothered me each time I've watched this movie. But that being said, it's a film I'll always sink my teeth into if it's on TCM, and definitely one of Kubrick's greatest achievements.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: samuelrichardscott on March 14, 2013, 11:50:01 PM
Yes it is and it's the first anime film I've ever liked!

Thanks, I did wonder as you hadn't previously liked the recommendations received. I have now ordered this.

I thoroughly recommend Princess to you both:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Princess-DVD-Thure-Lindhardt/dp/B000W47N72/ref=sr_1_3?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1363301359&sr=1-3
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Post by: Mustrum_Ridcully on March 15, 2013, 12:13:20 AM
Yes it is and it's the first anime film I've ever liked!

Thanks, I did wonder as you hadn't previously liked the recommendations received. I have now ordered this.

I thoroughly recommend Princess to you both:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Princess-DVD-Thure-Lindhardt/dp/B000W47N72/ref=sr_1_3?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1363301359&sr=1-3

Agreed
Even though it's not an anime, more an animated movie.
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Post by: Antares on March 19, 2013, 10:00:17 PM
Before Sunset (2004) 60/100 - I'm putting on as much body armor as I can, as I await the slings and arrows from those who've proclaimed this a truly great film. For years, I've heard nothing but glowing praise for this sequel, some going as far as to say that it is better than the first film. But everything that was magical, absorbing and beautiful in Before Sunrise, is completely absent in Before Sunset. The first film spoke to me with an accurate portrayal of that special moment we probably all have had at least once, when we meet someone who clicks with us. OK, at times, it could be a bit long winded, but I can remember moments I had like this in my past, and the encounter just seems so right, that you try a bit too hard to impress. But that's OK, because if the other person is responsive, then they too, are laying it on a bit thick. Couple this with the unique spots in Vienna that they pass through and you have a wondrous film that breezes by. But now on the other hand, you move the setting to Paris and instead of having the two sharing moments in other unique spots in the city of romance, you have them in a car, on a boat and finally in her apartment. And what do they do? They whine... and they whine... and they whine some more about how their lives really never became full because they never met six months later, oh so many years ago. And the device used to explain why it never happened was convenient, but really paints Celine as not too quick on her feet. I mean, she was willing to toil around Vienna with a perfect stranger all those years ago, but six months later, because of a death in her family, the intelligent young lass can't be a little creative in getting a message to Jesse at the train station? I know that if it were me and I promised to meet someone at a later date, and the misfortune of losing a loved one occurs the very week of the planned meeting, I would have been a bit more resourceful. She couldn't find a friend and offered to pay for their plane fare, hotel room and a couple of day's worth of meals in Vienna and have that person hold a small sign with Jesse's name on it, and if he showed up, give him a letter explaining what happened? If she really thought he was going to be her true soul mate, I think she just would have found a way to contact him there.

Finally, I'd like to comment on the ending, which, once again, has been purported by many as being great.
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I know I'm looking at the most extreme examples, but what made the first film so great was how realistic it was in a positive sense, and this second film tries to be real too, but it doesn't care about potential side effects and that's tragic.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
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Post by: Antares on March 20, 2013, 03:53:46 PM
7th Heaven (1927) 83/100 - Bette Davis... Joan Crawford... Greta Garbo... Norma Shearer... Katharine Hepburn, y'all got nothing on Janet Gaynor. Every film I watch with this amazing actress is a revelation. It's sad too, because she was one of the lucky ones who made the transition from silent to sound and maintained a following and great acting work, yet chose to walk away from it all. But it's really her silent work where her chameleon like talents are truly showcased. There are an abundance of scenes in this film where she runs the gamut of emotions in only a few short frames and she just radiates. The only fault I can find with the film itself, has to lie with the abrupt introduction of France's entry into World War I. It comes out of nowhere, and it kind of throws a monkey wrench into what was, up to that point, a hauntingly beautiful, romance film. From that point, Borzage lays on the melodrama rather thickly, like he's laying tar across a large roof. I wish he had just stuck with the story in the apartment and Chico and Diane's awakening love for each other. It's in those moments where the film really sings out. Chico... Diane... HEAVEN!!!!!

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
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Post by: Antares on March 29, 2013, 11:40:20 PM
Edge of the City (1957) 73/100 - Directorial debut of Martin Ritt, better known for his work on Norma Rae and The Spy Who Came in from the Cold. And what's evident from the get go is that it is his directorial debut. It looks good, but the performances by all the cast, with the exception of Ruby Dee, could have used a bit of sharpening up. I don't know why, but I've never been impressed with John Cassavetes as an actor. There's something about his mannerisms and delivery that seems forced all the time. The story itself can best be described as On the Waterfront meets The Defiant Ones. It's a quick film that doesn't get bogged down with too much character development, which maybe, it kind of needed. And the score for this film was way too imposing at the pivotal parts of the story. But I still liked it, and I'd watch it again.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is

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Post by: Antares on April 05, 2013, 02:12:02 AM
Death Rides a Horse (1967) 71/100 - Definitely a much better film than Corbucci's Django. Also, another good Ennio Morricone score, that unfortunately is used to overpower certain scenes in the film. But there were moments when his music far outweighs what is happening on screen. Lee Van Cleef carries over his Col. Douglas Mortimer character from For a Few Dollars More, but that's OK. Van Cleef proves that he can carry a picture with his icy demeanor and charisma and every moment he's on screen, the film is engaging. The real misstep in the film has to John Philip Law, who has to be the poster boy for style over substance. He's a cipher on screen, with scarcely a single moment where he doesn't look lost or completely outmatched by Van Cleef. I swear there were times when I felt as if I was watching an Aryan version of Jethro Bodine from the Beverly Hillbillies. In the end, I was glad that I didn't have the same wanton feeling I had watching Django. That feeling that only Leone is worth watching. This is definitely not in the class of a Leone film, but it was entertaining enough that I'd recommend it to anyone who wants something aside from Leone, in the genre.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
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Post by: Antares on April 17, 2013, 12:24:07 AM
A King in New York (1957) 59/100 - It's obvious that Chaplin felt uneasy making a film without the comforts of his old studio and employees. It's not a well crafted film, and sadly, his son Michael is terrible in his performance. I’ve seen a lot of bad child acting performances in my day, and Michael Chaplin has to be the worst of all of them. He has his father’s penchant for looking into the camera, and his monotonous and overly phonetic delivery of his lines, make his scenes with his father most grating. As for the rest of the film, there are moments of Chaplin's brilliance, but unfortunately, they are few and far between. What did strike me about the screenplay, was how prophetic Chaplin was about American society at the time, and in the future and its slow descent into crass banality. The scene with the King’s plastic surgery came out of left field, but reminded me of so many people I’ve seen in modern day life. Can I recommend A King in New York to the casual Chaplin film fan…No. But it should be seen, if only for the fleeting moments that show that the master still had a message, that was sadly and slowly being extinguished with time.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
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Post by: Antares on April 24, 2013, 02:32:01 AM
Lady Vengeance (2005) 92/100 - I have to admit that I almost turned this film off after the scene with the dog, but I decided to plod on, and I'm glad I did. For the first hour or so, I couldn't make heads or tails of this film, but by the time of the big payoff scene with the families, it all came together wonderfully. It's a very imaginative film which at times had me thinking of Amélie meets Lady Snowblood. Park uses a lot of creative images to keep his story moving forward, and although the exposition in the first hour can be a bit daunting, he ties in all the loose threads in one of the most disturbing scenes of parental agony and unbridled retribution I've ever seen in a film. This is only my second Chan-wook Park film, the first being the magnificent Oldboy. This is slightly better and it makes me want to seek out his other films. He has a distinct style and his screenwriting talents are creative and most definitely original. For me, this and Oldboy are the kind of films that Quentin Tarantino wishes he had the talent to make. Hard edged, quirky, violent, without being gratuitous. On the cover of the DVD, it mentions that Lady Vengeance is the best revenge film since Kill Bill...not too lofty of a goal in my mind, and to be honest, when I read that, it kind of made me hesitant to watch it.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on April 26, 2013, 11:43:04 PM
Sunshine (2007) 5/100 - I never laughed so hard at a film that I wasn't supposed to be laughing at.

There were times when I felt I was watching derivative, paltry versions of 2001: A Space Odyssey, Alien and Solaris. This is the epitome of what Science Fiction films have become in a post-MTV, Steven Spielberg, George Lucas world of film making. Basically, this film was a mind f u c k made by a director, who was out of his element in this genre, showcasing his impotence. I would love to know how many edits were made in the duration of the film, because it felt like the film editor suffered from ADD. Inter cutting surreal, psychedelic and ethereal images every time one of the crew has finished speaking or finishing a scene makes for a very distracting and almost epileptic viewing experience. But this is something that has become commonplace in Science Fiction today. Load up the imagery with eye popping CGI and hope that your audience will be dazzled by the bit of sleight of hand your employing and hopefully they’ll not catch on to the fact that your screenplay is as thin as a pad of butter spread across a piece of toast the size of a football field. I also found fault with what was at times, an overbearing, but creative soundtrack. It sounded well crafted, but at times, over played the emotion it was trying to convey.

As to the premise, I thought the angle of the dying sun was a good starting point, but where it lost me is when the solution was the largest thermonuclear bomb ever created on Earth. In essence, it was to act like a nuclear set of jumper cables to recharge the energy fields in the nucleus of the Sun. This was the first place in the film where I found myself laughing out loud. Even if you could construct such a bomb, its equivalent power when exploded, compared to what the Sun emits in that moment, would be like a fart in a 250 mph hurricane gust. The Sun would just absorb it. Then there’s the complete impracticality of how the bomb was going to be inserted into the heart of the sun, by giving it a polar enema. Once again, nothing man made could survive the magnetic field of such an enormous energy producer like the Sun. It would either destroy the bomb or set it off prematurely.

There were other aspects of the technical issues in this film that also drove me crazy. Such as the way that the three crew members get back to the Icarus II when the airlock on Icarus I is destroyed. They only have one pressure suit, so two of the crew wrap themselves in insulation and when the airlock is de-pressurized, they shoot 60 meters through space, back at the open airlock on their mother ship. Now, the cannon like expulsion from one ship to the other is possible, but what happens to Harvey is not. When Capa (who is in the pressure suit) can’t grab onto him, Harvey floats away from the mother ship, for what seems to be close to 30 seconds. You then watch as Harvey quickly begins to freeze to death. Now, if this were taking place out beyond the orbit of Saturn, then freezing would take place, albeit at a much slower rate. But being that close to the Sun, even with a protective heat shield blocking the solar wind, you would not freeze to death. You would actually die within a few minutes as the oxygen in your lungs would be forced out of your lungs due to the rapid depressurization and your heart would stop. You wouldn’t open your eyes and suddenly realize that yyyyyooouuurrrr ffffffrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeezzzzzziiiiiiinnnngggg ttttooo dddddeeeeeaaaaatttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!, and thus become a human popsicle. Here’s a link that explains what would happen to a human being, out in space, without a pressurized suit…

Ebullism in a vacuum (http://www.geoffreylandis.com/ebullism.html)

There were other moments of laughable instances that defy physics in this film, but if I keep going, this response will be as long as War and Peace. ;)

To wrap this up, I won’t mention the last third of the film, because so many others already have. But I will say this… in the last twenty minutes, which seemed more like an hour, I found myself screaming at my television…End, will you please end this f u c k ing film!!!!! I can only remember one film I’ve seen in the over 3000+ films I’ve watched in my lifetime, that I hated more than this film. And that film starred Madonna.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
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Post by: Antares on May 24, 2013, 02:03:39 AM
Pirates of Silicon Valley (1999) 65/100 - Informative, if somewhat hackneyed attempt at telling the story of the personal computer industries infancy. It definitely doesn't paint a cheery picture of the two main protagonists in the film, Steve Jobs and Bill Gates, with Gates really getting an ass reaming from the screenwriter. As for the actors who portrayed these two entrepreneurs, Wyle comes off as being the better of the two at absorbing his character's traits, warts and all. I found Anthony Michael Hall to be a bit vacant at times when he was reciting lines, as if he couldn't quite grab hold of the character. I found the first hour or so the most interesting as we see the infancy of the PC creative process, and how everyone was stealing ideas from each other. Once it got to around the 1984 Apple commercial, I felt it kind of lost a bit of steam. But I'd recommend it to anyone interested in learning about this rarely documented moment in history.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is

Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on May 30, 2013, 04:35:24 AM
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A Great Day in Harlem (1994) 92/100 - I learned more about jazz history in just one hour of this documentary, than in all 19 hours of Ken Burns' bloated and pontificating film on the same subject. The director, Jean Bach, who just passed away the other day at the ripe old age of 94, was a jazz fanatic and celebrated historian of this truly American art form. This was her first film, which documents one of the most famous photographs in history, the gathering of 57 of Jazz music's most famous performers for a group photo on the streets of Harlem in 1958. Thelonius Monk, Lester Young, Count Basie, Mary Lou Williams and Dizzy Gillespie are but a few of the genre's heavyweights who took part in the photo shoot. But it's the attention paid to the lesser known musicians in the photo, that makes this documentary so interesting. Inter cut with segments from old television appearances, these jazz practitioners of long ago, show why they were considered the heart and soul of the African American community from the thirties to the latter fifties. I had never heard of some of these performers, but Bach seems to have found old kinescopes of celebrated performances, which just blew me away with these artist's technical expertise. If you're interested in jazz music, then I recommend you seek this short documentary out. It only lasts a little under an hour, but you'll be rewarded with a plethora of background on the New York Jazz scene over sixty years ago.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
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Post by: Antares on June 08, 2013, 02:43:12 PM
Design for Living (1933) 84/100 - A cute little Pre-Code film from Ernst Lubitsch that probably was an inspiration for Truffaut's Jules et Jim. But as opposed to the female character being psychotic and mentally deranged in that film, the female prey here is witty, charming and alluring. And you can understand why both men would do anything to be with her. At times, it's a bit stagey, suffering from slightly over the top acting, but all three leads give pleasurable performances, especially Gary Cooper. Of the three, I figured that he would be overshadowed by the masterful March and the radiant Hopkins, but he more than holds his own here. I've definitely come to the conclusion that Miriam Hopkins is one of my favorite actresses from the 30's. I don't know what it is, but she fascinates me, even though there are a few times when Lubitsch's camera caught her in awkward angles. Being a Pre-Code, there's a bit of racy dialog, but it's never anything gratuitous and there a few good laughs and some wonderfully written passages between the trio which makes for a fun and pretty quick viewing experience.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
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Post by: Antares on June 29, 2013, 12:22:34 AM
The Iron Lady (2011) 57/100 - This film could be a How to book for aspiring directors in how not to make a biopic. This was one of the most tedious ventures I've ever partaken in, in regards to learning the life story of someone famous. It clocked it at only 1 hour & 45 minutes, but man did it ever seem so much longer. The structure to the narrative became extremely annoying after about 30 minutes as the story kept flipping back and forth through time like a kid with ADD using your TV remote. For a person with such an amazing rise to power as Margaret Thatcher had, you would think that the director could have found a way to make her story at least somewhat interesting. But all the clichés associated with banal biopics are on full display here. The underdog who doesn't have a chance... the megalomaniac, once power is attained... the fall from grace and oblivion. If you want to learn about Thatcher's life history, then avoid this waste of time.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 18, 2013, 01:54:10 AM
Revenge of a Kabuki Actor (1963) 81/100 - A wonderful performance from Kazuo Hasegawa and a vibrant color scheme go hand in hand in this rather quirky revenge film from Kon Ichikawa. Supposedly, Ichikawa was being punished by Daiei for being a little too self-indulgent in his previous films. So instead of playing by the rules, he pulls out all the stops and makes a visually daring and beautifully crafted vision of Kabuki theater. The story itself, plays a back seat to Ichikawa's indulgence and though it is a good story, it kind of lacks the punch needed to make it a masterpiece. I kept waiting for some kind of payoff, but it never really came. But that's OK, because Hasegawa does a magnificent job with the two roles he's given, and getting any chances to gaze upon Ayako Wakao, is time well spent. I'm pretty sure that my score for this unique film, will increase upon a second viewing. I made the mistake of choosing the 'all subtitles' option on the Anim-Eigo DVD, which not only translated the dialog, but also threw in pop up descriptions of terms and subjects that were being used in the film. Trying to read two sets of subtitles in different portions of the screen became difficult at times and I missed a few things along the way. I don't think I would recommend this to anyone virginal to Japanese cinema, but for anyone who has dabbled and found an appreciation for this kind of film making, it's definitely an interesting, conceptual film.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 26, 2013, 04:08:00 AM
Stop Making Sense (1984) 95/100 - I am awash in a sea of shame. Back in the late 70's, a friend turned me on to the Talking Heads and they instantly became my favorite band during the ensuing 80's. So for me to have never seen this outstanding concert film is incredibly embarrassing. What amazed me most about the concert was how polished and expressive the band had become in just 5 short years. I had seen them live in August 1979, as they were promoting their third album, Fear of Music, and they pretty much just stood still behind their microphones and played their instruments. Don't get me wrong, it was one of the best concerts I've ever attended, but man, I wish I had seen them on their Speaking in Tongues tour now! Demme does an amazing job of capturing the intensity of the performances with many different camera angles, which put the viewer right on stage with the band. What I found most incredible was the fact that never once do you see any of the other cameras he's using in any one shot. It's as if they were invisible. It's a shame that all concert films aren't shot in this manner. It was refreshing not to have to listen to inane interviews with either ego-maniacal band members or drugged out, wasted concert goers. There's no back stage footage or scenes of the roadies and sound crew doing sound checks in the empty concert hall, before the show. This is how I want my concert films!!!

As for the music... well ... it's the Talking Heads!!!! They were the most creative band of the 80's and it shows here. I loved the way the film began with just David Byrne coming out on stage with a small boom box and playing Psycho Killer. Usually it irks me to no end when a performer messes around with the way they play their most famous songs, but here, it works magnificently as it it acts as a precursor to the introduction of other band members, each coming on stage one at a time with each successive song. The playlist for this concert was heavily ladened with songs from the Speaking in Tongues album, and while it's a very good album, it means that a few other great songs aren't going to be played. That is why I give this film a score just south of perfection. I could have done without the token Tom Tom Club song, catchy as it is, because I'd much rather have heard The Great Curve or For Artists Only instead. The latter, a song which would have fit nicely right after the four song introduction set I mentioned, would have acted as a bridge to the conceptual performance that was to follow.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 27, 2013, 01:41:40 AM
Crisis: Behind a Presidential Commitment (1963) 75/100 - The fly on the wall method in which this was shot makes it compelling, but when all is said and done, it is kind of anti-climactic. The one piece of film you want to see is Wallace stepping out of the way after being confronted by the Alabama National Guard general, whose troops had just been nationalized by the president. Instead, we hear, by way of a third party telephone call, what has taken place. I've seen film of that moment before, I don't know why they chose not to use it in this film. If you know nothing about this famous incident at the University of Alabama, then this short documentary will do the job. But I think it could have been done better.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on August 28, 2013, 04:10:24 AM
Gate of Hell (1953) 78/100 - This has to be one of the most beautifully shot films I've ever had the pleasure of viewing. From the opening battle scenes to the suspenseful climactic ending, this is a Technicolor wet dream. Supposedly, the film and the color process used to make this film had the undesired effect of fading extensively as the years went by. I don't know how they did it, but this has to be one of the most stunning re-masterings you'll ever see. It's as if someone painted with a color diversity as vibrant as a Crayola 64 pack. I'm harping on the sumptuous cinematography because the story itself, kind of plods along at a somewhat tortoise like pace. There's the usual amount of over exposition early in the film and although it only clocks in at 89 minutes, kind of feels forced at times. But this is all rectified by the hauntingly beautiful and tragic ending to the story. Machiko Kyô is really the only stand out performance, but I was surprised to see the the main lead was played by the same actor who portrayed the vengeful kabuki actor in An Actor's Revenge. He holds his own, but this would have been a plum role for Toshirô Mifune as he would have played the maniacal tendencies in Morito with much more range and screen presence. If you thought the cinematography in both Kagemusha and Ran was excellent, then do check this film out. You'll be surprised that it rivals those two beautiful films.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on August 28, 2013, 04:11:34 AM
Far from Heaven (2002) 70/100 - This was a serviceable film, but after it was done, I didn't feel anything for the characters. The cinematography was very vibrant, as if the director was trying to capture the feel of one of those 50's technicolor melodramas like Peyton Place or Giant. But the screenplay kind of felt forced, especially when two hot button topics are highlighted. To me, this film kind of felt like The Donna Reed Show meets East Side, West Side. It has all the look of a squeaky clean 50's environment, but is peppered with enough angst and guilt to make it appear smarmy. And for me, it doesn't quite work. If it had chosen to go down one of the paths, instead of the two divisive elements, it probably would have rung truer for me. My wife really liked it and I trust her thoughts and opinions on films, so I'll have to revisit this one again.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on September 13, 2013, 01:03:26 AM
Umberto D. (1952) 89/100 - At first, I wasn't sure if I was going to make it through this film. The main character, Umberto, is a surly septuagenarian who I found no feelings for right from the start. But then, after Umberto saves Flike from the dog pound, and its inevitable consequences, I started to see the human side of this lonely, desperate man. I could step inside his shoes, because I have no children, my wife is six years older than me and I've passed the half century mark in age. What if my wife dies first? I'm not very close to my sisters. Will I be discarded by society and its ever changing feelings towards its elder population? This movie puts it all on the plate, and it does it very well. I don't think it is a film that I will re-visit very often, because quite frankly, it scares the shit out of me on a personal level. But overall, I'd highly recommend it.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on September 25, 2013, 03:13:02 AM
Roxie Hart (1942) 75/100 - Lots of fun and surprises in this film. First, I didn't realize that this was directed by William A. Wellman, a director known more for his drama films. Also, I didn't know that this was the inspiration for the musical Chicago. Ginger Rogers, an actress I'm embarrassed to say I don't know or have seen many films by, is outstanding in the title role. At times, she kind of goes over the top a bit, but the character tends to lend itself to being flamboyant, so it works. Wellman does an adequate job with the material and the pacing, but I kind of wonder what this film would have been like if say Preston Sturges or Howard Hawks had directed it. I think it would probably be better remembered today, alongside the more famous screwball comedies of the era.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on October 02, 2013, 12:00:06 AM
The Big Parade (1925) 85/100 - After finishing this film I finally came to realize why I love silent films so much. Not being tied to a sound stage and studio, the films of this era had a realism that would disappear in Hollywood until after the Second World War and the advent of hand held cameras. The battle scenes in this epic film definitely rival those of Wings and All Quiet on the Western Front, two seminal war films made just a few years later. But you never, ever hear much about this movie. I can't understand this because Gilbert was a much bigger star than either Buddy Rogers or Lew Ayres, and this film has all the realism of those two much more famous offerings from the same time period. Hopefully now that Warner Bros. have released it in a new pristine DVD offering, more people will see this very entertaining blockbuster of the silent screen. After I finished watching the film, I went on the web and did a little research on the film, and its actors. Sadly, three of the principle leads would have their life cut short by tragedies. John Gilbert would suffer a heart attack, brought about by years of increasing alcoholism, at the age of 38, after his career was sabotaged by Louis B. Mayer, Renée Adorée would die from tuberculosis at the young age of 35 and Karl Dane (Slim) would commit suicide after countless calamities befell him after his career had waned.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Piffi on October 02, 2013, 12:03:37 AM
I really enjoy reading your reviews! Alot of great older classics. Giving me some great ideas =)
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on October 04, 2013, 12:38:00 AM
I really enjoy reading your reviews! Alot of great older classics. Giving me some great ideas =)

Thanks for the response. Lately I've been hesitant about posting them here because it seems like I'm the only one writing nowadays, with Jon being MIA. If you're into old, classic films, here's a link (http://www.filmspotting.net/forum/index.php?topic=6317.msg697730#msg697730) to my Top 100 of all time, it's loaded with films from the Golden Age.

Also, if you're interested, here's another link (http://www.filmspotting.net/forum/index.php?topic=12095.msg723561#msg723561) to a thread on another forum, where we showcase a forum member's Top 100 each month. Those who participate have to watch at least one film that's new to you, and write a review before the month ends. It's very enlightening and entertaining at the same time. We've been doing it for eight months now, and it's lots of fun.
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Piffi on October 04, 2013, 11:59:49 PM
hey, dont be! ;) i really enjoy reading your reviews and other reviews. Gives me great ideas! So dont stop please. I write once i watch a movie. But havent had any time lately to watch any. Hopefully this month i will be able to check out a few. And thanks for the cool links. I checked it out, and there was a few titles i want!
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on October 09, 2013, 06:04:33 PM
Libeled Lady (1936) 79/100 - I avoided this film for years because I've never much cared for the acting "talents" of Jean Harlow. Plus, I made the mistake of thinking this was a drama, not a comedy. When it was about to start on TCM, Robert Osborne mentioned that it was considered a screwball classic, so I decided to give it a shot. Turned out to be a well scripted farce with great performances from Myrna Loy, William Powell and Walter Connolly. Harlow and Tracy's performances both felt a bit forced. I know that Tracy is considered one of the all time greats, but just like his mistress, Katharine Hepburn, the early performances tend to show an indulgence in over exuberance in delivery of lines. I don't think he really got it right until he made Captain's Courageous two years later. Getting back to the film, I'm surprised that this hasn't been remade because its premise is timeless, especially in a society today where even the slightest misfire by someone is grounds for litigation.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on October 09, 2013, 06:50:01 PM
Finding Neverland (2004) 3.5/5 - My childhood years were spent on athletic fields, and not much time was spent playing fanciful, imaginative role playing games with other children. So it may come as no surprise that I have never read Peter Pan nor seen Disney's famous animated film of the same name. But after watching this rather creative and fanciful tale of the story's creation and creator, I'm probably going to give it a whirl. Granted, the historical aspects of the screenplay are dubious at best, but by the end of the film, I was bawling like a baby. There are moments that tend to drag just a bit, but it is all worth it once you get to the end of the story. There are two truly priceless moments that come towards the end of the film and should been seen by anyone who enjoys a creative twist to telling a story. The first comes when the author sets aside 25 tickets on opening night for selected children from an orphanage to come and see the play. They are randomly seated throughout the theater, and their presence is at first, looked upon with a sense of disdain by the entirely adult, upper class patrons who are there. But as the play begins, their spontaneous moments of giddy joy, break down the icy veneer of the adults, and for the remainder of the play, help to revert the adults to an earlier, innocent time in their lives, and this makes the play's opening night a success. The other moment deals with the death of a character, and due to being a an important spoiler in the film, I won't go into it. But it is used as a transition to a beautiful and touching scene involving the author and one of the children who was the inspiration for Peter Pan's character in the book. It takes place on a park bench and serves as a defining moment, not only in the author's life, but in the child's life also. As I said earlier, by this moment in the film, not only was I was shedding copious amounts of tears over the subject matter, but also at how beautifully created these scenes were projected. Some will probably say that it was all blatantly manipulative, and maybe it is, but I feel sorry for these people, because it is done so magnificently. I gave it a 3.5 rating out of 5, but it's a high 3.5. I would have rated it higher, but at times, the film become a little too fanciful and it can be a little too saccharine. But that being said, I recommend it to anyone with a powerful or creative imagination, it can make you feel young again.
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on October 09, 2013, 06:50:49 PM
The Ides of March (2011) 3/5 - Maybe it's just me, but I like my political films to have a little bit of bite to them. And that is what is sadly missing from this film. It's all a little too neat and the story just doesn't suck you in the way a good political drama should. Philip Seymour Hoffman and Paul Giamatti are great as usual, but the other actors are pretty blah and seem to be just going through the motions. Maybe this is what Clooney was looking for, but it makes for a rather ho hum film.
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on October 09, 2013, 06:53:29 PM
The Bunker (1981) 3.5/5 - Sandwiched in between the performances of Alec Guinness and Bruno Ganz was another TV adaptation starring Anthony Hopkins. As with the Guinness version, you get only a fleeting glimpse into the mindset of Adolf Hitler. For the most part, both portrayals only showcase the bi-polar aspect of Hitler's personality, and really only shine when he's throwing a fit. One wonders, when watching, how an entire nation of people could be hypnotized by someone so unstable. With Bruno Ganz's interpretation, you get a sense of the beguiling and charismatic nature of Adolf Hitler, especially when he's talking to Traudl Junge. But like Alec Guinness before him, Anthony Hopkins only shines when he's losing control, berating his general staff. The depiction of the events in this version does add a sense of gloom and desperation that is lacking in the previous story, and therefore keeps your interest throughout its duration. But once again, as with the Guinness version, it is only viewable as a comparison piece to the far superior Der Untergang.
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on October 09, 2013, 06:54:55 PM
Keeping Mum (2005) 3/5 - I love the Brits sense of humor, it can be so dark, cynical and witty. Keeping Mum is in this vein, and although it does bring forth a chuckle from time to time, the laughs are few and far between. Maggie Smith is great as the psychopathic 'Mary Poppins', but the rest of the cast really doesn't have much to do. Rowan Atkinson is really wasted here, as he is only given a few brief moments where he chimes in with a bit of slapstick. But I will give a nod to Tamsin Egerton, who I have never heard of or seen before, but is an amazingly beautiful young woman.
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on October 09, 2013, 06:56:05 PM
20,000 Years in Sing Sing (1932) 3/5 - Of the films I've seen starring Spencer Tracy made prior to his Oscar winning role in Captain's Courageous in 1937, he comes across as trying too hard put a specific spin towards the characters he's playing. It comes across, at times, as awkward or amateurish and it is full display in the Michael Curtiz film 20,000 years in Sing Sing. I can't quite put my finger on it, but he doesn't seem believable for a second as the tough hoodlum sent to prison by a back stabbing accomplice. The film itself, is pretty straightforward and doesn't deviate from the prison films of the time. The only saving grace has to be Bette Davis as Tracy's love interest Fay. This was probably her first starring role and she makes the most of it. Nowhere to be seen is the grande dame persona she would emanate in future films and it is refreshing to watch her in her unfettered glory. This is the Bette Davis that I like, not the Margot Channing diva that she would become just a few years later. I also have to give a nod to Arthur Byron as the sympathetic warden. When people write about the films of the golden era, they all tend to mention the main stars. But what makes most of these films golden, is the supporting cast of great character actors. This is something that I feel is sorely missing today from mainstream films. Today, all of the supporting cast are all so plastic, interchangeable Stepford facsimiles. Actors such as Byron, Thomas Mitchell, Donald Meek, Roscoe Karnes and Gene Lockhart gave film making it's rich depth.
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on October 09, 2013, 07:21:35 PM
Bridesmaids (2011) 1/5 - FFS, I wish they would just cancel Saturday Night Live so that the world wouldn't be subjected to the unfunny solo ventures of their lame alumni. My wife and I did not once, even blurt out a mild chuckle during this piece of shit. Trying excruciatingly hard to be The Hangover on estrogen, this plodded along like a string of endless, cringe worthy skits from that long since banal show. I really felt bad for Jill Clayburgh, what a way to end a career. I can guarantee that I won't be watching any sequel that springs forth from the pen of Kristen Wiig. She may not be as unfunny as Amy Poehler, but she's just as one dimensional.
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Piffi on October 09, 2013, 11:40:07 PM
Thanks for some great reviews! And for the forums! :) I've allready got me som ideas for what to look for. A lot of great old classics that i havent seen yet.  The Big Parade and Umberto D. Thats two that looks real interesting.
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Piffi on October 09, 2013, 11:46:24 PM
Can i ask you this? Do you have a favorite movie? Or is that a difficult question?
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on October 12, 2013, 07:37:46 PM
Can i ask you this? Do you have a favorite movie? Or is that a difficult question?

Here's my review (http://www.dvdcollectorsonline.com/index.php/topic,6019.0.html) for my favorite film of all time. The only film that even comes close to this one, is Leone's Once Upon a time in the West. As you can see, I used to write longer reviews back then, but time and the disappearance of Jon from this forum have lessened my interest in writing in depth reviews. I've lost my muse.  :laugh:

Here's a link (http://www.dvdcollectorsonline.com/index.php/topic,5789.msg100129.html#msg100129) to all my longer reviews. If you see Jon disagreeing with me on something, dive into the rest of the thread, because everyone here will agree with me, there's bound to be fireworks.
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on October 12, 2013, 07:39:29 PM
Billy the Kid versus Dracula (1966) 28/100 - OK, so first, a little backstory. For the last ten days I've been dealing with a severely pinched nerve in my upper back, which doesn't really let me sleep at night. TCM is showcasing horror films on Thursday nights all this month, and given the choice between Infomercials, Moonshiners, Botox bitches or bad B-movie horror schlock, I'll take the schlock. It's amazing that they wasted what little money they spent on this 'film', because the acting was horrid, even John Carradine, who played Dracula as if he had his hand out waiting for the miniscule paycheck he would receive for being the lone 'star' of this movie. I'm definitely being overly generous with my rating, but it passed the time I was unable to sleep, so it gets a few points for that.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on October 12, 2013, 07:44:06 PM
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011) 67/100 - Overly long and a bit confusing at times understanding who they are talking about in regards to characters involved. There is a bit too much exposition on the part of Lisbeth's character and not enough on those potentially involved in the disappearance of Harriet. I never read the book, but my wife did, and she said that they changed a lot of the story, and sadly, not for the better. Seems like another mis-fire by Fincher and it's not a film I see my self re-visiting in the future. I was also wondering if it's worth it to check out the Swedish version of this film, even though I didn't care for this one?

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on October 12, 2013, 07:45:23 PM
36 Hours (1965) 76/100 - I had never heard of this film and caught it on TCM about a week ago. At first I thought it was going to play out a little like The Americanization of Emily, another war film starring James Garner. But then I was quite surprised when it turned out to be a rather exciting tale of espionage and intrigue which used the D-Day invasion as a backdrop. James Garner plays an OAS operative who is kidnapped in Lisbon by the Nazis, just days before the invasion. He is taken to a special encampment near the Swiss border which is fabricated to look like an American military hospital. Here, he is made to look a few years older by some temporary kind of plastic surgery, in order to create the ruse that he has suffered from amnesia for the last 6 years and that the war is over and the Allies have won. By convincing him of this scenario, they hope by treating him for the amnesia, that he will communicate the actual invasion plans to his physicians. All in all, this film kept me engaged throughout, and the ending of the film is quite satisfactory.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on October 12, 2013, 07:45:51 PM
The Descendents (2011) 60/100 - Is it me, or are films of the last few years sorely lacking in creativity and re-watchability? One of the criteria in my reviews is whether or not I would ever want to watch a film again down the road. Sadly, many films I've watched from the last five years or so, fail miserably in this aspect. This was a film that my wife really wanted to see, and after seeing George Clooney in his last couple of roles, seemed like a good choice for me too. But this film's screenplay is so weak and flimsy, that it had me looking at the clock more times than I wanted. It just kind of meanders along without any concern on the part of the director, to make it either interesting or entertaining. And one final note...George Clooney should have it written into future contracts that his character will never run at full speed as part of his role. I thought it was bad watching Steven Seagal run like a girl in his films, but Clooney looks like he's about to keel over when he's on a sprint. That being said, if you decide to give this a whirl, at least the cinematography is first rate, but then again, it would take a complete hack to make Hawaii look bad.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on October 12, 2013, 07:47:59 PM
The Green Man (1956) 74/100 - I love Alastair Sim, he's one of my favorite English actors and comedians. I bought an R2 DVD set of his films a couple of years ago, and haven't really explored it yet. This was the first film I've watched in the set, and if it's any indication, I'm going to enjoy the others immensely. Sim plays an assassin named Hawkins, famous for his ability to kill anyone, anywhere with his meticulously crafted time bombs. His latest job is the elimination of a member of Parliament, who will be at the the Green Man hotel for a weekend with one of his secretaries. Hawkins knows of his plans because he has been romancing the MP's head secretary, to find out the information he needs to carry out his assignment. But when he finds out the MP's itinerary, he mistakenly writes the info on some typing paper on the secretary's desk, not knowing that a few pieces below is a piece of carbon paper. When the secretary returns to work after Hawkins leaves her office, she finds the paper under the carbon and deduces that Hawkins has been using her for information. She calls Hawkins and demands an explanation, and when he is not forth coming, she heads over to his home to confront him. Hawkins is about to leave for the hotel and has his assistant change the signs on his and the neighbor's newly purchased house, so the secretary will think that he has left. But the assistant isn't quick enough and he has to kill the secretary when she warns of going to the local constabulary. At this moment, a door to door vacuum salesman, who has an appointment with Hawkins' maid, makes the same mistake as the secretary and rings the wrong house. The salesman tries to demonstrate the vacuum for Hawkins' assistant, who is visibly rattled by his predicament, and he finds a way to exit through the back door. The salesman spots blood on the carpet and when the woman who owns the house returns, he explains about his appointment, and asks her about the blood on the carpet. From here on out, the madcap hijinks and dry, dark British humor comes fast and furious as the salesman and the woman, deduce Hawkins plans to assassinate the MP, and set off to warn him. It's a quick, fun little film, and if you're a fan of this kind of British humor, I'm sure you'd enjoy.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on October 12, 2013, 07:49:56 PM
Animal Crackers (1930) 44/100 - Flat, stagey and without even the slightest hint of decent comedic timing, Animal Crackers is the Marx Brothers at their cringe worthy worst. So many of the jokes, or should I say puns, dangle before the viewer with what can best be described as anticipated humor. Anticipated in that most of the Marx Bothers films suffer from the same syndrome, it's as if they are screaming out to the audience, Hey folks, trust us, this crap is really funny and you should be laughing!. I honestly believe that if you took every film they made from The Cocoanuts, up to A Day at the Races, and edited out the musical numbers, Harpo and Chico's obligatory solo bits and pieced the remaining 'comedy' together, you'd be hard pressed to fill the standard two hour film time frame and still have a decent comedy. These guys were made for the vaudeville stage, and that's where they should have stayed. I haven't seen the MGM films from the 40's, which I've been told are even worse. But of the Paramount films I've seen, this is rock bottom.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on October 12, 2013, 07:51:47 PM
We Need to Talk About Kevin (2011) 56/100 - I really couldn't wait for this film to end. A few times, I mentioned to my wife, that it seemed like the work of a first time director who was desperately trying to impress by using everything learned in film school. OK, I get it, the red metaphor denotes her inability to wash the horror of her son's actions away. Also, it seemed like many scenes could have been cut back once a point was made, but for some reason, tended to linger on for what seemed an eternity. Tilda Swinton was great as were the three actors who played Kevin throughout his growth, but the story lets these performances go to waste as the scenario was just a bit to convenient for the director to manipulate. You mean that no teacher at school could see the bipolar swings in this kid's emotions as a forewarning of bad things to come? The mother, when her husband or doctors didn't believe her stories, couldn't find a way to videotape the child without his knowledge so that she'd have some proof to back up her concerns? My wife read the book and she was also very disappointed in this.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on October 12, 2013, 07:52:08 PM
Pal Joey (1957) 55/100 - Everything that you could possibly hate in a portrayal by Frank Sinatra is in abundance in this quasi-musical. Sinatra is stuck in his Maggio character from his Oscar winning performance in From Here to Eternity, but whereas that performance was fitting to the screenplay, his turn as lounge lizard Joey Evans is one non-stop, grating bit of fantasy. Whenever I see Sinatra play one of these somewhat cocky, tough guys, I always think of those Hollywood parodies that Looney Tunes would do, caricaturing him as a stick thin weakling. Throughout this film, I was waiting for someone, even Rita Hayworth, to cold-cock him and make him fold like a cheap suit. The rest of the cast seem to be sleepwalking through their performances also, as Rita Hayworth looks old beyond her years at the time, and the ever somnabular Kim Novak looks like a deer in the head lights. The only redeeming part of this film is the soundtrack, which features a few of Sinatra's best songs, including The Lady is a Tramp. The rest is garbage.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Kathy on October 12, 2013, 08:45:33 PM
As you can see, I used to write longer reviews back then, but time and the disappearance of Jon from this forum have lessened my interest in writing in depth reviews. I've lost my muse.  :laugh:

Here's a link (http://www.dvdcollectorsonline.com/index.php/topic,5789.msg100129.html#msg100129) to all my longer reviews. If you see Jon disagreeing with me on something, dive into the rest of the thread, because everyone hear will agree with me, there's bound to be fireworks.

I miss Jon too...and the fireworks were amazing!
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Piffi on October 12, 2013, 11:45:38 PM
Thanks for the links! Some really great reviews there :) havent seen the seven samurai tho. But looked interesting ;)
Glad to see i'm not the only one that enjoyed 'Casablanca' one of my all time favorite movies  :-[
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on October 14, 2013, 06:52:13 PM
The Curse of Frankenstein (1957) 71/100 – This was the first film in my re-introduction to Hammer horror. I had probably seen almost all of them back when I was in my youth, thanks to the creature double feature on my local UHF channel back in the early seventies. But for the life of me, I can’t remember a single film from their vast output. This was a good place to start as I love Gothic horror. While not having much in the way of shrieks or screams, I found it to be entertaining, with a very good performance from Peter Cushing. The monster, played by Christopher Lee, really is almost an afterthought in this version of Mary Shelley's famous novel. Overall, it's a good start, but hopefully, successive films from Hammer will prove to have a bit more bite to them.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on October 14, 2013, 06:52:50 PM
A New Leaf (1971) 78/100 – I was never a fan of Mike Nichols and Elaine May’s comedy routines, I just couldn’t register even the slightest chuckle. So for many years, whenever this film would show up on TCM, I would avoid it like The Plague. But after reading 1SO’s rather scathing review, I decided to see if it was available on YouTube and see if was as bad as I thought and as pitiful as Chuck had described it. Well…sorry Chuck, but we either were watching completely different films, or maybe I’m just more attuned to the style of film making that was prevalent in the early seventies, because I found myself laughing continuously throughout this film's duration. I’ve always been a big fan of black comedy, with Harold and Maude and Kind Hearts and Coronets as two of my all time favorite films. A New Leaf, which has its moments of brilliance, almost ranks right up there with both of those great films. Walter Matthau is excellent as the spoiled trust fund baby with the Monsieur Verdoux complex, but my favorite character has to be George Rose as the sympathetic butler. As I was watching, I kind of wondered if his character was the basis for the Hobson role in Arthur, as they both shared the same verbose quips and motherly feelings for their charges. It’s a pity that we’ll probably never get to see the film that Elaine May really wanted to make, as from what I’ve read, she supposedly owns the rights and the only full 3 hour version of what I think could be considered a lost masterpiece.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on October 14, 2013, 06:53:23 PM
The Devil's Rejects (2005) 72/100 - As I posted earlier, horror is my least favorite genre. But the other night there was nothing on TV and I was surfing like it was Endless Summer and happened upon this film on IFC. Before I start, IFC used to be one of my favorite TV channels, but as of late, watching a film on that channel is extremely laborious with the excessive amount of time devoted to commercial advertising. What a shame, it used to be such a great avenue for independent film watching, but now it's mired in a mass marketing nightmare. Back to the review... I was surprised at the end of this film as I found myself actually liking it. I guess it was the realism of the crimes committed by what has to be the sickest of psychotic families since the demented killers in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. One of the reasons that I don't care for slasher flics is that I was never comfortable with being put in the killer's eyes, which seemed to become prevalent after Halloween and Friday the 13th over thirty years ago. But Rob Zombie does it right by making you a witness, as opposed to a participant in the proceedings. I squirmed often and I felt my heart racing many times throughout this, and with the exception of a few moments of implausible activity, I was satisfied by what I was watching. Do you I ever want to watch it again, probably not, but not because it wasn't worthy of a second viewing, but because it's genre is not my cup of tea. I would recommend it to anyone who enjoys slasher films, as from what I've read, Rob Zombie is pretty good at this kind of film making. Oh, and one more thing... this had one of the best soundtracks I've heard in a long while.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on October 14, 2013, 06:53:58 PM
I Am Love (2009) 57/100 - I guess I'm going to be the contrarian on this one, both my wife and I were really disappointed in this. This was a film that seemed to be looking to be different at the cost of being entertaining or rewarding. When it was over, I felt as if I had watched a big budget, film school project from a director who may have spent too much time believing in his own impending genius. Sure, it has its moments of luminescent cinematography, but a series of pretty pictures does not make a great film. In fact, it seemed as if the cinematographer, composer, film editor and director were never on the same page or maybe were playing a game of one-upmanship. The score for this film was intrusive at times and at other times, wildly out of place (When Swinton is following Antonio). It's too bad, because in the beginning I was enjoying the story, especially the erotic nature of Antonio's culinary creations. But a little more depth as to why Emma (Swinton) swoons over him was definitely in order here. Eating a couple of prawns isn't going to make you sleep with a stranger, trust me, if this were true, I would have slept with more women in my life than Wilt Chamberlain.  ;) Pity that the extensive amount of time that this film languished on how it looked wasn't better used to add some character development to both Emma and Antonio. And I must say that this was the first time I've watched Tilda Swinton give, what both my wife and I both felt, was a subpar performance. Just like the director, she seems to be trying a bit too hard. Maybe it was taking on the additional role of producer that threw her off her stride in this.

If I were to sum up this film up in one sentence, I would most definitely say this is In the Mood for Love... lite.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on October 14, 2013, 06:55:38 PM
Horror of Dracula (1958) 78/100 - For a Gothic horror film, this really didn't have the atmospheric setting I was used to. Gothic means gray, dingy, musty and loads of dark, creepy cobweb saturated passageways. This film looked like it could have been the setting for a Victorian period drama. But it does give the viewer the needed suspense that makes the Dracula story so popular. I've read that a lot of people feel that Christopher Lee is the consummate Count Dracula, but by judging by what little screen time he as in this film, I guess those people are talking about his subsequent outings in later Hammer films. This is really Peter Cushing's show as Dr. Van Helsing and as usual, he plays it with the reserved intensity that he was famous for in his heyday. The story itself, kind of moves at a somewhat breakneck pace and before you know it, it's over. I've always been a fan of economy in regards to a film's pace and length, but this film could have been given a bit more padding to the story and it wouldn't have been worse for the wear.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on October 14, 2013, 06:57:41 PM
The Lineup (1958) 97/100 - Now this is my kind of crime film! It starts off a bit slow, with the obligatory scenes for exposition sake, but once we meet Eli Wallach and the outstanding Robert Keith, this film shifts into overdrive. What made this movie resonate for me was the realism that Don Siegel puts on screen. Correct me if I'm wrong, but was this the first film to show blood dripping from a murder victim's body? I can't recall any other film before this that showed it, as it was banned by the Breen office. Another aspect that I loved were some of the tracking shots that Siegel used and of course the wonderful panoramic shots of San Francisco. Eli Wallach plays the hit man with a maniacal, yet calculating cockiness that proves what a great actor he has been throughout his lengthy acting career. But for my money, the real star of this film is Robert Keith. I had only recognized him from a classic episode of The Twilight Zone called The Masks, in which he was quite good. But in this film, he steals almost every scene he's in, even outperforming Wallach. And one last note on the acting... I was pleasantly surprised by the performance of the little girl who played the daughter who used the heroin on the doll's face. Her name was Cheryl Callaway, and in an endless sea of robotic, wooden or cloying child actors, she was a breath of fresh air. She's never too saccharine when she is first introduced and her transformation into a terrorized and scared kid is completely believable. It's a shame her career never blossomed any further. If you are looking for a crime procedural that hits all the right marks, then you can't go wrong with The Lineup. This is definitely going to be cracking into my top 20 of all time. I've got two more films left in the Columbia Film Noir collection Volume 1 and I already know that I'll be purchasing this set in the near future.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on October 15, 2013, 12:24:39 AM
Rust and Bone (2012) 79/100 - My wife grabbed this at a Redbox because she likes Marion Cotillard, whom I also have an affinity for. It's not a film with a whole lot of plot to it, but it exudes emotion on many different levels. I was engaged in the story throughout its duration and was pleasantly surprised at the performance of Matthias Schoenaerts as Alain. I've never seen any films that he's been a part of, but his acting bodes well for a very successful career in the future. I really can't put into words what I liked about the movie, it just did its job, it entertained and moved me. That's all I want from a film and it delivered the goods.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on October 22, 2013, 04:02:02 AM
Becoming Jane (2007) 64/100 - While this was a beautifully shot film, it really didn't do much for me. Maybe it was the fact that Anne Hathaway seemed ill suited for the role, or it just came across as too modern an approach to telling a story that should have been much more prim. I found it very predictable and never really became invested in either of the two lead characters or their romance. I guess if you are into Miss Austen's novels, then this could be a delightful diversion. The DVD box mentioned that it was made by the producers of Shakespeare in Love, and a few times while I was watching, I felt like they were were trying to make a Georgian version, but lacking the wit of that film.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on November 07, 2013, 08:50:51 PM
The Ruling Class (1972) 78/100 - A bit long and at times, a bit heavy handed, but there are moments of hilarity in its skewering of upper class, aristocratic dogma. Peter O'Toole does his bombastic best with a character that pivots between two extremes. In the beginning he believes he's Jesus Christ, and everything he sees and feels is based upon love. But after a radical treatment, he's "cured" and unbeknownst to those around him, becomes the devil incarnate, for he now thinks he's Jack the Ripper. I found this part most interesting because of the rumors that have circulated for decades that Jack the Ripper may have been an insane member of the Royal family. If you're going to skewer the upper classes, then you might as well go for the jugular... pun intended. The film is loaded with many memorable quotes and my favorite has to be when someone asks him, early in the film, when he first felt he was the supreme being and he answers... "I found that whenever I prayed to God, I was talking to myself." Such a priceless line, and as usual, O'Toole delivers it with ease and aplomb. I probably would have rated this higher, but the DVD I was watching, was from a library that's known for having scratchy discs, and this one was no exception. It stalled on three occasions, and one of those times was at the pivotal moment when he transforms into his evil persona, and I missed a key moment in the narrative.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: DSig on November 08, 2013, 02:06:29 AM
"The Ruling Class" IS a classic.  Definitely one of my favorite O'Toole films
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on November 15, 2013, 12:41:22 AM
Kes (1969) 72/100 - The film shines when it delves into the relationship between the boy and the kestrel. Unfortunately, these scenes only occupy about 15 out of its 111 minute run time. The rest of the film deals with the crappy existence that this poor kid is being raised in, and while it's important to understanding why he becomes attached to the bird and detached from his environment, it tends to linger on certain scenes a bit too long. I felt there were wholesale segments that could have been edited out and the film would have been no worse for wear. This does have to be one of the best childhood performances I've ever seen. David Gregory was unknown and had little acting experience when he was picked to play the role, but he looks like he's a seasoned veteran of the silver screen. He's never over the top and every emotion he emits is true to life. I wish I liked it more than I did, for me, it came across as an English version of The 400 Blows, but at least it was more believable in its premise than that film.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on November 21, 2013, 09:55:14 PM
Time Table (1956) 84/100 - It's a shame that this wasn't made by a bigger studio like Warners or Columbia, two studios famous for crime dramas. A few more bucks thrown into the budget and we'd probably be talking about this film in the same breath as Double Indemnity, The Asphalt Jungle or Out of the Past. For a low budget indie, this is a well made noir that moves as fast as the train that the crime takes place on. No unnecessary exposition, just taut action and dialog which sets the mood perfectly. But because it was probably made on a shoestring budget and time schedule, certain scenes seem a bit forced or slightly overblown. A little more money and time probably would have cleared up this small, yet not too disheartening aspect of the film. One funny thing though, when the copter pilot is introduced, I felt a sense of hearing that voice before. Sure enough, when the film ended, I jumped on to IMDB and lo and behold, it was the voice of Fred Flintstone, actor Alan Reed.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on November 22, 2013, 12:09:39 AM
The Burglar (1957) 62/100 - Dime store pulp that makes Mickey Spillane look like William Shakespeare. It comes with an apt title, because it stole 90 minutes from my life that I will never get back. The director, Paul Wendkos, must have thought he was making a film as cinematically important as Citizen Kane, because it seems as if every one of Gregg Toland’s camera angles and lighting techniques has been lifted from that famous film and dumped into this exercise in what two decades later would be called film school overindulgence. But it also could have been the overblown, neurotic musical score that should have been given top billing on the movie’s marquee, as it overshadows almost every scene in the story. Or finally, maybe it’s just that the cast, with the exception of the always talented Dan Duryea, was unsuited for the task of making the narrative seem plausible. Duryea plays the lead with a sense of impending doom, which makes you feel compassion for the plight he’s in. But the rest of the cast, Martha Vickers, Jayne Mansfield, Stewart Bradley and Peter Capell come across as cartoon characters that border on camp at times. Aside from the good performance of Duryea, the only redeeming quality of this film is the editing, which at times, is masterful.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on December 07, 2013, 08:04:21 PM
NOVA: Lost at Sea - The Search for Longitude (1998) 85/100 - To a modern day citizen, finding directions to and fro are as easy as pressing a few buttons on a phone. Global positioning satellites can render your position on the planet down to within a few feet of your actual position. So it's rather curious and somewhat sad that the man responsible for the first true breakthrough in global positioning science is almost completely forgotten by today's historians. We all were taught about Sir Isaac Newton's Law of Gravity, Copernicus' discovery that the Earth revolved around the Sun and Galileo's experiments with a rock & feather. But how many here have ever heard of John Harrison? Who? John Harrison, the carpenter and clock maker who spent his entire life trying to create the most accurate timepiece and prove that astronomy wasn't the way to navigate the world's oceans. Harrison surmised that if you knew when it was twelve noon in England and you had a way to accurately keep time at sea, then you could calculate where you were on Earth within a scant few miles. He set to work on an array of timepieces over 58 years, to prove his hypothesis true. This documentary from PBS details the hardships and problems associated with Harrison's 58 years of tinkering and also of his hardships fighting a bureaucracy that put every obstacle imaginable in front of him in hopes of failure. Through perseverance and eventually, help from his son, he created a portable time piece that proved his theory right. Once again, PBS delivers, through its always fascinating program NOVA, an interesting and captivating story of historic value.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on December 12, 2013, 05:55:46 AM
The American Revolution (1994) 65/100 - Back before they were deridingly called the 'Hitler' channel, the History channel actually tried to present shows highlighting many different moments and aspects of world history. Following on the footsteps of the success that Ken Burns had with his seminal documentary on the Civil War for PBS, the History channel bankrolled what they felt would be a detailed chronicling of the war that created our country. Their production company, Greystone Communications, churned out various shows on many different military and western events over the previous years, and like most of those documentaries, the results are rather lackluster. It's true that they had an array of impressive actors to give voice to the participants in the war. But most of the actual history is more or less, gleaned from standard text books used in elementary schools. If you knew nothing of our war for independence, then this would appear on the surface, to be patriotic propaganda that panders to all of the myths associated with that war. It's serviceable, but never really sinks its teeth into what started the conflagration in the first place, and why we were so determined to rid ourselves of the mother country.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on December 12, 2013, 05:56:46 AM
The Revolutionary War (1995) 80/100 - The main strength of this documentary was the inclusion of Charles Kuralt as narrator. It's very sad that most people today have forgotten this eloquent broadcaster whose ease of delivery always made him a joy to listen to. The programs tended to stay on the course of the battles that took place between 1775 and the war's end in 1783. It does mention the Continental Congress, Thomas Paine's writings and all the legislative taxes levies upon the colonists, but these series of events take a backseat to the battles of the fledgling Continental Army. Being a student of military history and tactics, this suited me just fine.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on December 12, 2013, 05:58:05 AM
Liberty! The American Revolution (1997) 89/100 - Of the four documentaries I watched, this was definitely the cream of the crop. Made by PBS, it took a more creative approach to telling the history involved. Instead of doing phony re-enactments of battles, it used an array of what were at the time, unknown actors, dressed them in the clothes and fashions of the day and had them speak into the camera as if they were being interviewed at the time of the events they described. I was surprised to see Philip Seymour Hoffman, Colm Feore, and Donna Murphy absorb themselves into their characters with ease. It made for an easy involvement in the historical storytelling unfolding before my eyes. What also set it apart from the other three documentaries was the depth and scope of events which led to the war in the preceding decade before the shots fired at Lexington. This is the documentary to seek out if you're interested at all with the subject matter at hand.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on December 12, 2013, 05:59:39 AM
Rebels and Redcoats: How Britain Lost America (2003) 50/100 - When I first endeavored to undertake this mini marathon, this was the documentary that intrigued me the most. Liberty! The American Revolution, The Revolutionary War and The American Revolution all shared one thing in common, they were mostly told from the American perspective, with the latter being the most egregious in its chest thumping. But this documentary was made by the BBC and promised to give the British point of view on it's involvement and loss in the war. Unfortunately, the man who made the documentary, Richard Holmes, a military historian at Cranfield University in England, had some sort of agenda when he undertook this production. From what I understand, he was so incensed at Mel Gibson's film The Patriot, that he felt the need to set the record straight. But instead of making a thought provoking assessment of what it was really like for the British during the struggle, he does exactly the same thing that Gibson did, he bashes his opponent with an almost gleeful passion. He constantly emphasizes the atrocities that the rebels inflicted on what he deems were honorable loyalists, while conveniently glossing over the same kind of acts perpetrated by the British regulars. George Washington is a greedy, slave owning, aristocratic hypocrite whose sole mission was to insure his wealth and status in the colonies. He also spends an inordinate amount of time on the slavery issue, conveniently forgetting or omitting the fact that England accrued most of its wealth through commerce in the slave, rum and molasses triangular trade route in the 17th and early 18th century. The Dutch may have started the slave trade, but England fine tuned it to a money making monster for almost a century. About the only thing he gets right is the omission by most American history books and curriculum's on the crucial involvement and success of the French during the war, whom with out their help, the rebels wouldn't have stood a chance of winning. If you're looking for a jaded, biased, and poorly made documentary on the Revolutionary War, then look no further than this waste of time and film.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Mustrum_Ridcully on December 12, 2013, 10:31:41 AM
George Washington is a greedy, slave owning, aristocratic hypocrite whose sole mission was to insure his wealth and status in the colonies.
Strangely this is quite exactly what is said about Jefferson in "Killing Them Softly" (except for "aristocratic").
And being the cynic bastard that I am, I have to say that these statements for sure hold some truth.
I yet have to find a war that (putting aside the official reasons that are usually only given to ensure the support of the population, which has to do the fighting after all) wasn't fought for this reasons. Money and Influence.
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on December 12, 2013, 06:51:29 PM
George Washington is a greedy, slave owning, aristocratic hypocrite whose sole mission was to insure his wealth and status in the colonies.
Strangely this is quite exactly what is said about Jefferson in "Killing Them Softly" (except for "aristocratic").
And being the cynic bastard that I am, I have to say that these statements for sure hold some truth.
I yet have to find a war that (putting aside the official reasons that are usually only given to ensure the support of the population, which has to do the fighting after all) wasn't fought for this reasons. Money and Influence.

And I understand and believe that too, but Holmes goes out his way to denigrate Washington, as if the marble needed to be chipped away. As bad as some American documentarians can be, they don't go out of their way to smear the Duke of Wellington, or any of the monarchy like Holmes does with Washington in this series. And let's face it, it was the divided class structure of English monarchal rule that brought on the war in the first place. The colonial aristocracy wanted to be treated like the peerage class in England and who can blame them. Their situations weren't too far removed from the upper class in England. Lords and Dukes had their own little fiefdoms where lower class commoners worked their lives in indentured servitude. The only difference was that those people had the freedom to leave their situations if they desired to. Take away the stigma of forced slavery in the colonies and their is no difference between the two groups of aristocrats. But the arrogance of the Tory peerage class looked down upon what they deridingly termed "colonials" because they were not a part of the lineage of Tory ancestors.
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Mustrum_Ridcully on December 13, 2013, 12:02:34 AM
Look at it this way:
The loss of America chimed in the decline of the British Empire and therefore can be considered to be a severe trauma that influences their relationship to the USA until today.
Or in other words: Why should the oak be bothered if there are pigs running around it?
Luckily later leaders of segregational activities are considered to be heroes in the UK too (e.g. Gandhi). Probably they got used to it after some time.

On the other hand, how many statues of Jefferson Davis can be found today?
OK, he lost, but still his motives as such weren't too different from those of Washington and Jefferson.
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on December 20, 2013, 11:42:37 PM
Silver Linings Playbook (2012) 65/100 - Manic film making that drove me crazy for the first hour or so. Yeah, I know, we're supposed to feel the mania that his life is surrounded by, but after 30 minutes of this kind of film making I was close to reaching for the remote and throwing it at the TV. Too many edits and cuts, that it looks like the camera man has ADD and too much caffeine at the same time. Why is it that film makers today have to make every film in the post-MTV video style? I don't think there was one camera shot that lasted more than 5 seconds before the next edit appeared. Have we evolved as human beings to the point where we have such a short attention span that directors feel we need to shift gears every few seconds? As for the story, I didn't care for Cooper's character or family situation, but I did think that Jennifer Lawrence stole every scene she was in. And I will admit that this was probably the best work I've seen from De Niro in a couple of decades, but this film definitely was way over-hyped by the Weinstein marketing militia and rump swab critics.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on January 02, 2014, 04:35:06 PM
Double Suicide (1969) 65/100 - This definitely wasn't what I was expecting from this film after reading the description on a few other sites. The story itself, although consider a time worn classic, doesn't really have much bite to it. And I feel that the gimmick of having the 'puppeteers' in the scenes, didn't really add anything significant enough to have their presence justified. In the beginning of the film, you see real bunraku puppeteers readying themselves for a play. I think it would have made the film more enjoyable if not only had the director used the live action puppeteers, but also did exposition scenes using bunraku puppets and puppeteers to tell the viewer how the two lovers came to be in their deadly situation. It would have given the live action puppeteers some basis for being there and not just a gimmick.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on January 02, 2014, 05:03:32 PM
Ballad of Narayama (1958) 83/100 - The 1983 version of this film by Shôhei Imamura is the more famous version, but this film has the talents of Kinuyo Tanaka as the lead actress. Every moment she is onscreen, the story is captivating, playing a 69 year old woman who will meet her fate on her 70th birthday. The story tells of an ancient ritual where every citizen of a village, upon their turning 70 year's old, must make the trek to the top of Mount Narayama and sacrifice their remaining life for the good of a village that can't produce enough food for the community. It is in Tanaka's wonderful performance that the film has it's strengths. The weaknesses in the film tend to be with the use of Jōruri narration, which at times, becomes a bit grating on the ear. Also, it tends to linger on scenes a bit too long at times and as I said earlier, only when Tanaka is onscreen, does the film truly resonate. It's a beautifully shot film, with very sumptuous colors throughout, but this also leads to one very glaring weakness in the production. The village where these peasants live is too fertile looking to not be able to sustain agriculture, sufficient enough for the survival of the entire village's occupants. This is the cost of shooting the entire film in an enclosed stage. Had it been shot outdoors, it would have better suited the theme of the film. It does make me curious now to view the Imamura version, from which I've read, plays to the more realistic nature of the story. But this version is still a good view for those who want to see one of the best actresses in the history of Japanese film.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on January 03, 2014, 02:35:25 AM
The Master (2012) 48/100 - It's a well shot film with many scenes looking exquisite, but PTA is laughing at anyone who thinks this is a masterpiece. I believe he decided to conduct his own little experiment and the audience was the case subject. Could he dangle pretty baubles, scene after scene after scene, with a haunting score, yet no cohesive storyline but because it's from PTA, would the critics and the hipsters lap it up like mother's milk? From the reviews I've read, it looks like the answer is... YES! There's one key moment in the film when you should have realized you were being had. It's when the son says...He's making it up as he goes along. It was Anderson telling you what he himself was doing.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on January 22, 2014, 05:28:04 PM
Kuroneko (1968) 70/100 - I was hoping that this was going to be another favorite of mine, especially after loving Onibaba so much, but when you look away from the beauty of the film, all that's left is a weak tale of ghostly vampires. Shindo is a master when it comes to lighting and black & white cinematography, but the story here is a bit lacking, and needed a bit more energy. Nobuko Otowa is wonderful as one of the ghosts, but Kiwako Taichi is kind of a one note cipher, and Kichiemon Nakamura is desperately trying to emulate Toshirô Mifune. At times it becomes repetitive as if Shindo is padding it out to make it a full length feature, leaving it to come across as nothing more than Onibaba lite.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Piffi on January 22, 2014, 09:21:05 PM
Silver Linings Playbook (2012) 65/100 - Manic film making that drove me crazy for the first hour or so. Yeah, I know, we're supposed to feel the mania that his life is surrounded by, but after 30 minutes of this kind of film making I was close to reaching for the remote and throwing it at the TV. Too many edits and cuts, that it looks like the camera man has ADD and too much caffeine at the same time. Why is it that film makers today have to make every film in the post-MTV video style? I don't think there was one camera shot that lasted more than 5 seconds before the next edit appeared. Have we evolved as human beings to the point where we have such a short attention span that directors feel we need to shift gears every few seconds? As for the story, I didn't care for Cooper's character or family situation, but I did think that Jennifer Lawrence stole every scene she was in. And I will admit that this was probably the best work I've seen from De Niro in a couple of decades, but this film definitely was way over-hyped by the Weinstein marketing militia and rump swab critics.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is






This was actually my favorite movie of 2013 along with Django Unchainded.  :-[
And i understand why Jennifer Lawrence won the Oscar for her part IMHO.
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on January 29, 2014, 12:18:52 AM
Brazil (1985) 88/100 - When Gilliam is on his game, his films are a vibrant tapestry of controlled insanity, and Brazil shows him at his zenith in creativity. First off, the Coen brothers should be paying Gilliam some royalty checks for lifting the art direction from this film and using it in The Hudsucker Proxy. Scenes such as Norville Barnes in the bowels of the Hudsucker building are eerily similar to the early scene in this film, where Ian Holm is looking for Sam and the chaos of his department unfolds as the camera tracks through the department. So much is coming at you in every frame, you are hard pressed to take it all in, in just one sitting. No doubt, this is a film that reaps a reward upon subsequent viewings. Another film that came to mind as I watched was Metropolis, especially when Harry Tuttle would escape on the zip line. But what is best about the film is the prophetic nature of the screenplay. The mania for plastic surgery, the Orwellian nature of our government, the random terrorist attacks on society and how quickly we move on and forget the horrors of the attacks. Gilliam skewers the bureaucracy of a strong centralized government run amok in its mission to control the peace and to keep everyone on the righteous path of conspicuous consumerism. Probably my favorite shot in the film, was the ersatz Salvation Army band that carries a banner proclaiming Consumers for Christ. I was in stitches when that banner came into view.

I'll be definitely buying this now on DVD, and I'm glad I was able to cross this off my List of Shame. Now I just have to get to Time Bandits, my last Gilliam film on that list.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: DSig on January 29, 2014, 05:54:43 AM
I liked Brazil too .. loved the imagery.  But I think Time Bandits is his best work.  I am simply in love with that film.   
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on January 30, 2014, 04:24:59 AM
I liked Brazil too .. loved the imagery.  But I think Time Bandits is his best work.  I am simply in love with that film.   

Haven't seen it yet, it's my last Gilliam on my List of Shame.
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on February 11, 2014, 05:07:49 PM
The Human Condition I: No Greater Love (1959) 80/100 - A bit overly melodramatic at times, yet balanced with some great cinematography in a very bleak landscape. Standout performances from Seiji Miyaguchi, Tôru Abe, Sô Yamamura, Chikage Awashima and Ineko Arima help to keep the viewer interested during this film's 200 minute length. Sadly, for me that is, I found both Tatsuya Nakadai and Michiyo Aratama in need of a little tug on the leash, as they both tend to be way over the top at times. This is a problem I've had with Nakadai outside of his performances for Kurosawa, with his role in Seppuku being the only non-Kurusawa film I've liked him in. But that role is so subdued, that he really couldn't go off the deep end with it. Overall, I'm looking forward to the rest of the trilogy, I'm just hoping he doesn't start to really grate on me.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on February 12, 2014, 11:57:47 PM
42 (2013) 71/100 - It's trots down the path of righteous formula film making, but overall, still entertains. For those who know nothing of Jackie Robinson, it may send them scampering to Wikipedia. I just wish it had a bit more depth to it, and less of the Roy Hobbs baseball epic effect. I'm usually not a big fan of Harrison Ford, and most of the reviews I've read paint him as over the top in this role, but I think he got it right for once. If you've ever heard Rickey interviewed, his mannerisms and inflections in speech are perfectly captured by Ford.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on February 26, 2014, 02:21:43 AM
The Human Condition II: Road to Eternity (1959) 84/100 - At the time this film was made, only 14 years had elapsed since the end of WWII. This second film in the series, and most definitely the final film must have opened a lot of old wounds and pissed off a lot of the old guard, samurai warrior class in Japan. Kobayashi trashes every facet of the militaristic and bushido doctrine, painting the military hierarchy as lecherous, thieving, maniacal marionettes. In some ways, I thought of this second film as Kobayashi's Full Metal Jacket. The first half is spent in basic training, while the second half is spent in the front lines in Manchuria. But, where I liked only the first half of the Kubrick film, the whole of this film enthralled me, because it showed what it was like to be a front line soldier in the Japanese army. And it's pretty clear that Kobayashi places all of the blame for Japan's loss in the war, to the tunnel vision mentality of the Samurai warrior descendents who made up the officer corp, looking for a bit of the glory to honor their ancestry.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on February 26, 2014, 03:15:14 AM
The Human Condition III: A Soldier's Prayer (1961) 88/100 - My favorite film of the trilogy. War and his treatment by his fellow soldiers has nearly broken Kaji. But the thought of returning to Michiko fuels his desire to survive and he'll stop at nothing to make it reality. This is definitely Nakadai's best performance of the three films. Gone is the doe-eyed zombie of the first film, replaced with a realistically tormented shell of a human being. Kobayashi, throughout the film, emphasizes the luck of having a roof over your head, the first time being when one of the prostitutes mentions it when they come to what appears to be an abandoned farm. Tange says it at one point and Kaji declares it at the refugee camp. But it's when Kaji is trudging through the frozen Manchurian landscape, after escaping captivity, and in his delusional mind, he hears Michiko say it as they entered their house back at the mining camp, that Kobayashi throws an ambiguous twist at Kaji. By now, Kaji knows he's finished and most likely is going to die and he's re-living the happy moments from the past with Michiko, in his mind. He remembers little bits of happy conversation between the two, but we only hear Michiko's lines of dialog. And then, just as Kaji is about to fall forward into the snow, you hear Michiko laughing. Is Kaji remembering one last moment of her exuberance before he dies or is Kobayashi, having the last thing Kaji hear, is Michiko laughing at him, for being so obstinate in his beliefs back at the mining camp and losing his military deferment? And now, instead of being back in Japan, at home with the woman he loves, he's dying, unsheltered on the frozen steppe of Manchuria...alone, a victim of his ideals.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on February 28, 2014, 02:02:51 AM
The Life of Oharu (1952) 89/100 - There's a moment in Kurosawa's Shichinin no samurai, when a coolie who's sharing the barn with the farmers proclaims..."I'd rather be dead than live a farmer's life". Well, after watching The Life of Oharu, I can say that I'd rather be dead than live the life of a woman in feudal Japan. Objectified, subservient and without any rights of property, a woman's life in medieval Japan was no better than a dog's. Kinuyo Tanaka gives a memorable performance, but probably should have shared the leading role with a younger, teenage actress for the early scenes in Kyoto and Edo. As great an actress as she was, she really can't pull off 15 - 18 years old, when she herself, just passed 40 years of age. As with other Mizoguchi films, the cinematography is gorgeous and his use of a 'floating camera' style, gives the film a haunting sadness and beauty at the same time. I would have loved to give it a higher rating, but the transitions between certain parts in Oharu's life are not smooth, making the film seem a bit episodic. I was also a bit unmoved by the ending of the film. Through the breadth of this film, Oharu goes from lady-in-waiting, to courtesan, to concubine, to prostitute and finally beggar nun. In a society where disgrace and losing face are treated just as horrifically as murder or treason, Oharu accepts these injustices as fate. I would have loved to have seen her race past her son's retainers and proclaim to him that she was the woman who gave him life, and in keeping with the film's theme, having him disavow himself of her. Thus, finally broken by this last indignity, she takes her life in the garden of her son's palace. The last thought in her mind being that she is now free to join Katsunosuke in eternal love in the afterlife.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 04, 2014, 09:58:56 PM
Moonrise Kingdom (2012) 58/100 -
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Moonrise Kingdom is one of those movies where I can be sure that I wouldn't enjoy the company of anyone who didn't connect to the film.

The above quote is taken from a post on the Wes Anderson thread over at the Criterion forum, and it encompasses everything that I find dis-interesting in Wes Anderson films and everything I find disdainful in his fanboys. The ever so present and defensively, in your face... "If you don't like his films, you just don't get it." kind of crap that has been associated with Anderson from day one. This film had so much potential, but is mired in Anderson's self indulgent universe of droll dialog, quirky characters and whimsy. But where this approach was fresh back in the days of The Royal Tenenbaums, it now comes across as stale and laborious. It's sad because this film has some beautiful cinematography, with some amazing color contrasts and a jaunty, whimsical music score that is let down by a lazy storyline. Yes, it's a coming of age story, and I did like the opening 20 minutes or so. But then it starts to become bogged down by the weight of its hipster characterizations and dialog. Bill Murray is as interesting as a plank of wood in his performance as the confused and distant father, character traits which seems to encompass every role he plays for Anderson. Frances McDormand, Bruce Willis, Tilda Swinton and Harvey Keitel are just filling out frames of the film, leaving only Ed Norton as the solitary adult character with any depth, believability or sincerity. As I was watching, I started to get a sense that Anderson was trying to recreate his own version of a Charles Schultz Peanuts special from the sixties, where the kids are profound beyond their years and the adults are only heard as indecipherable noise.

All in all, the only real enjoyment I came away from this film with was that they shot some of the scenes only a few miles from my home, and noticing many places where I hike on a regular basis was kind of fun. But I can say, without a shadow of a doubt, that if I never saw another Wes Anderson film in my life, I would not feel cheated as a cineaste.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
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Post by: Antares on March 05, 2014, 02:31:36 AM
Still Walking (2008) 85/100 - This was such a simple little film, but so hauntingly touching that although I'm filled with varying emotions, I'm kind of at a loss for how to describe just how this story moved me. It reminded me of Ozu's Tokyo Story, but with elements of Redford's Ordinary People mixed in to give the characters a bit more depth. At first, I felt as distant as Ryo did towards his father, as I had a similar relationship with my father. His mother comes across as a caring and doting mother, once again, just like mine. But then Kore-eda threw a curve at me, by having the mother's pain at the loss of her eldest son, take on the form of a cruel yearly ritual of guilt against the boy whose life the son saved. I didn't expect this and it changed my whole outlook on her. So much, that by the end of the film, I felt sorry for the father and only derision for the mother. It must be terribly gut-wrenching to lose a child you gave birth to, but to annually torment an innocent person because they survived and your good Samaritan child is gone, is evil. In the end, I could understand why Ryo only wanted to visit them just once a year.

This was my first film by Hirozaku Kore-eda and I now can't wait to dive into the rest of his oeuvre. If they are half as good as this film was, it will be a happy viewing experience.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 07, 2014, 02:51:18 AM
Zatoichi the Fugitive (1963) 70/100 - By this fourth installment in the series, Shintarô Katsu is well immersed in what would be the essential Ichi character for the remainder of the series. This film starts to include a bit of humor, while developing the plot which will have Ichi eventually annihilating scores of yakuza thugs. There's a few brief moments when the film lags a bit, but that is more than made up for in the final battle scene. For the first time, Ichi is blinded (no pun intended) by vengeance, when Tane, his love interest from the first film, is killed by a samurai who will fight Ichi in the final battle scene. For me, this is when the series starts to gravitate more towards an action film, leaving behind with the first three films, the moralizing jidai-geki philosophizing. It's still present in this film, but you can tell that Daiei knows that any profitability from future films is dependent on ratcheting up the samurai swordplay.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
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Post by: Antares on March 07, 2014, 02:55:11 AM
Jiro Dreams of Sushi (2011) 78/100 - An interesting, yet nori wrap thin documentary of a man on a mission... to create the world's most perfect sushi. His whole life is dedicated to this pursuit, and being from a culinary background, I can appreciate his zeal and tenacity. But the documentary doesn't really delve into why customers regard this shop as the best sushi in Tokyo. It just fawns over Jiro like he's some mystical, beguiling force of culinary nature. When the film was finished, I found myself respecting his sons more than him. One opened his own restaurant, while the eldest son trudges on in the shadow of his now famous father. I started to wonder if his father's eventual death would be devastating or maybe a lifting of a great weight from his shoulders.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
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Post by: Antares on March 08, 2014, 03:38:59 AM
Departures (2008) 84/100 - An emotionally exhilarating film which showcases the ancient Japanese ritual of nōkan (encoffining), where a mortician prepares the body of a deceased relative, through a series of choreographed techniques in front of the family. This ceremony allows family members and friends to view the deceased one last time and to say their goodbyes. It is the nōkansha's duty to try and recreate, through cleansing and make up, what that person looked like in life, giving the family one last glimpse of the person that they shared their lives with. When the film is focused on these ceremonies, it is a moving and thought provoking process on death and how different families deal with the loss. But it also tends to dwell on scenes which don't really add much to the story and it has a few too many predictable twists in the storyline. But it's all worth viewing because of some of the strong, emotional scenes that take place in the homes of clients of NK Agency. In one scene, they arrive five minutes late for the beginning of the ceremony and the husband of the woman who has died, is visibly upset. But as Sasaki is preparing the body, which you can tell must have suffered through some sort of prolonged illness, for the make up adding part of the ceremony, he looks behind him at the picture of the smiling woman, radiantly alive before her illness, and he goes to work. The camera pans back and forth from the deceased, to Sasaki working, to the family members watching on. Slowly, methodically and with a tenderness which years of experience have mastered, Sasaki recreates her cold, lifeless face into a perfect replication of the picture behind him. The pain of loss flows from the family alongside a gratitude towards Sasaki for giving them one last moment with the woman, adorned in all her glory. One of the most beautiful moments I've ever experienced in a film. Had the rest of this film stayed on this path, I probably would have deemed it a masterpiece, but there's a useless montage of Daigo playing his cello in various outdoor locations, which kind of disturbs the rhythm of the film and to a degree, feels manipulative and cheesy.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
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Post by: Antares on March 11, 2014, 10:37:56 PM
The Proposition (2005) 4/5 - After reading Smirnoff's dire review of this film over at Filmspotters, I had second thoughts about watching it, but I'm glad I did. 'Noff was right, it is an ugly film about ugly characters, but to me, it was rich in the scope by which it told the story. The latter part of the nineteenth century was a very hostile time all over the world, especially in frontier lands on the outskirts of civilization. This film reminded me very much of a Leone western, with even more bleakness than you expect from a spaghetti western. The one question I would like to ask Smirnoff is this...did you like Sexy Beast? At times I felt the same disdain for the characters that I felt for that film, which coincidentally, also starred Ray Winstone.
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Post by: Antares on March 11, 2014, 10:39:17 PM
The King's Speech (2010) 4/5 - A very good film with two very outstanding performances by Colin Firth & Geoffrey Rush. The more I see of Rush's work the more appreciation I have for his skills. He's starting to remind me of Claude Rains, one of the greatest character actors of the Golden Age of Hollywood, and who would always be the scene stealer when he was onscreen. Putting the great performances aside, when the film was finished, I felt that maybe while it was a good film, I didn't feel it was worthy of the Oscar for Best Picture.
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Post by: Antares on March 11, 2014, 10:41:24 PM
Youth of the Beast (1963) 3/5 - I'll have to admit, for the duration of this film, I kept waiting for one character to ask another character the whereabouts of the famous egg salad recipe. This is my first Seijun Suzuki film, and while it kept me entertained, it failed to wow me. I think part of the problem lies with the lead actor, Jô Shishido. Was this the best actor Nikkatsu studios had to offer at the time of this films production? He reminded me of a moody, badly postured version of Shintarô Katsu from the Zatoichi films, but without the charisma of that fine Japanese actor. It's too bad, because the base storyline of this film was interesting. A disgraced cop who plays a Sanjuro type character, hell bent on exacting revenge for the murder of a former cop, who happened to be his mentor. I guess I'll try Branded to Kill next and see if this was just a weak effort on Suzuki's part.
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Post by: Antares on March 11, 2014, 10:43:52 PM
Hot Fuzz (2007) 3.5/5 - For the last few years I've read such glowing praise of this British comedy, and finally after reading a friends review on another forum, I decided the time had come to watch it. Well, after the first hour or so, I couldn't understand what all the fuss was about. Sure, it had me chuckling every so often, but to be honest, I was expecting side-spliiting belly laughter. But it seems, I only had to wait until the climax of the film. When the town rises up against the new police officer, I was keeling over. Every action film cliché is skewered with the precision of a surgeon, not to mention the countless quotable lines that come fast and quick. I'm now looking forward to Shaun of the Dead.
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Post by: Antares on March 11, 2014, 10:45:48 PM
Glory (1989) 4/5 - I hadn't seen this film for close to fifteen years, but I remember being surprised at how good a war drama it was. I've never been much of an Edward Zwick fan, but this time, he got it pretty much right. The battle scenes have a realism that shocks the viewer and which is pretty much transparent in other Civil War films such as Gettysburg and Gods and Generals. The gore and horror which is so invisible in those two films hurts the credibilty of the narrative. Not so with Glory. From the moment we witness the horrors of the cornfield at Antietam, a true sense of believabilty is created. As a way to placate the Northern abolitionists, the 54th Massachusetts regiment was comprised of ex-slaves and free blacks and led by white abolitionist officers. But the northern politicians never conceived of letting them go into battle, as they were afraid of alienating the white soldiers of their own ranks, who weren't fighting for emancipation. But after the costly battles of Antietam, Fredericksburg, Chancellorsville and Gettysburg, and coinciding with the New York draft riots of July 1863, the 54th fought their baptism of fire at Fort Wagner, just outside of Charleston harbor. In their desperate attack and repulsion from the breastworks of the fortress, the seeds of a new fighting force would be sown in the sandy soil of South Carolina. With the influx of new recruits from this untapped segment of the population, it was a foregone conclusion that the war would soon swing in favor of the Union.

If I could change one thing in this film, it would be to have Denzel Washington and Andre Braugher switch roles. I'm used to seeing Washington play these angry young black man roles, it would have been interesting to see what Braugher would have done with the role. As good as Washington was in this film, I always felt that Braugher's performance was better.
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Post by: Antares on March 11, 2014, 10:47:29 PM
A Matter of Life and Death (1946) 3.5/5 - I was going to start out this review by telling verbALs to stop scratching his head, because I finally watched the film, but I think that after he reads the score I rated this film, he may just keep on scratching away. I liked the film, but when Raymond Massey's character comes forward, I thought it threw a money wrench into the flow of the screenplay. Bringing an anti-British rant from an American just seemed to me, a little disengenous. This was only one year removed from the end of the Second World War and it just came across as a rather condescending way to take a swipe at the Americans who were still over in England awaiting their return to the States. I saw it as a brave move by Pressburger to do it, but also it appeared as he was left-handedly saying... These Americans, what petulant little children. I could be reading it wrong, but that's how it came across to me.

It reminded me of something I read in a New York Times archived newspaper one day when I was perusing the microfilm collection at a library. I had been reading war reports from France from the D-Day invasion until the Battle of the Bulge. I was surprised to read a small piece about French citizens complaining about the American soldiers in the aftermath of the liberation of Paris. They were actually complaining about the soldiers who had just liberated them from over 4 years of Nazi occupational tyranny.
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Post by: Antares on March 11, 2014, 10:58:59 PM
Green for Danger (1946) 4/5 - This turned out to be a glorious delight. I had never heard of it, but I've been on an Alastair Sim kick as of late, and seeing as how Criterion felt it was worthy of a spine #, decided to check it out. I love a good murder mystery and this film delivers in spades. The screenplay has just the right amount of twists and turns to divert you from guessing the murderer, mixed in with with ample amounts of great British dry humor. At times, the acting of the principle cast came across as a little wooden and stagey, but Alastair Sim more than made up for it with his wry delivery of lines and his propensity for scene stealing. If you haven't seen this yet, seek it out, it's a good film for a lazy weekend afternoon when the weather is uncooperative.
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Post by: Antares on March 11, 2014, 11:00:29 PM
The Scarlet Empress (1934) 2/5 - If we all watched films for the Art Direction, and only for that reason, then The Scarlet Empress would be talked of in the same breath as Citizen Kane. Unfortunately for the viewer, Josef von Sternberg's vision of czarist Russia in the 18th century is a schizophrenic mess. If you are going to tell the tale of Catherine the Great, then you should really focus on the political intrigues that took place during her forced marriage to the eccentric Tsar Peter III. Instead, von Sternberg spends the first hour just getting her from Prussia to Russia, and after she arrives, it appears as if she’s being held hostage in a gothic horror house. The story just never gels, with most of the cast either being somnambular in their performances or outright over the top. And as much as I love Marlene Dietrich, her performance can best be described as amateurish in the beginning and reminiscent of The Blue Angel in the end. Maybe it was the daily tongue lashings that she received from von Sternberg that brought about this very weak performance, but she has never looked so woefully pitiful in a portrayal. I’ve read a few reviews that state that this is one of von Sternberg’s best, but for the life of me, if this is his best, I don’t want to see his worst.
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Post by: Antares on March 11, 2014, 11:05:53 PM
Chariots of Fire (1981) 3.5/5 - I love British films and this one, while not riveting, kept my attention throughout. The performances are all top notch and while there is very little to the story, it is done with the right tempo to make it compelling. To me, the mark of a good biopic, is whether or not it sends me to my computer after I finish watching it, to research the people involved. And this film piqued my curiosity enough to do that. Finally, I remember that a big deal was made about the soundtrack back when this was released, but as with all synthetic scores, it now sounds horribly dated. Synthesizer scores were a great gimmick back in the day, but I have yet to hear one that has stood the test of time.
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Post by: GSyren on March 12, 2014, 12:24:11 AM
Sounds like it is time for me to dig out Chariots of Fire from somewhere at the (virtual) bottom of my unwatched pile. It's one of those films that has been there so long I have almost forgotten about it.  :-[
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Post by: Antares on March 12, 2014, 01:06:11 PM
These are all old reviews that I had to re-submit so I could add them to the review generator for the front page. But I'm glad if it gets you to watch one.  :)
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Post by: GSyren on March 12, 2014, 04:35:10 PM
Recycled reviews work too  ;)
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Post by: Antares on March 27, 2014, 10:59:30 PM
Roman Holiday (1953) 82/100 - I went into this film with somewhat low expectations, because I've never been a fan of Audrey Hepburn. But lo and behold, I may have found the one film that I like her in. And I have to think it lies in the fact that she's obviously a bit green, it being her first major film role, and she's not stuck yet in that saccharine, coquettish ingenue role that she milked for the next 10 - 15 years. There's a freshness to her performance that would soon be non-existent after making her next big hit, Sabrina. Gregory Peck and Eddie Albert sink their teeth into the comedic parts of the script with a gleeful playfulness, but I wonder how much funnier this film could have been if anyone else besides William Wyler had directed it. He does a serviceable job, but when I think of comedy based films, the name William Wyler hardly harbors a whiff of thought. The story itself, is pretty predictable, and the pacing could have been a bit tighter, but seeing Rome in all its post-war glory made up for these small shortcomings. And when the film was finished, I realized that I enjoyed it quite a bit. Dare I say, I may even consider purchasing it on DVD. That's something I thought I'd never see myself typing out, because of my feelings towards Hepburn and her career.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
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Post by: Antares on March 28, 2014, 12:58:22 AM
Early Summer (1951) 57/100 - It pains me to say this, with the amount of time I spend watching Japanese cinema, but this one did not click for me. I bought this blind from Criterion a few years back, and have tried on four separate occasions to watch it in its entirety, failing to even make it to the halfway mark before giving up. This time I was determined to finish it and now I can see why it took me so many attempts in the past. Everything that was touching, beautiful and memorable in Late Spring, is completely absent from this film. At one point, I found myself wondering how the Japanese found time to fight World War II with everyone so anally fixated on who is and who's not married in each neighbor's family. I found myself distantly uncaring for almost all of the members of this family, with the exception of Noriko. I never even briefly felt that these people were real. And I think it comes from the way that Ozu shoots his films, with the back and forth editing of character conversations, which makes the actors look like actors performing. This technique, while visually interesting, just makes each scene seem somewhat vacant in character chemistry, timing and interest. I know a lot of people consider this one of Ozu's best films, but for me, it pales in comparison to Late Spring.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 29, 2014, 04:37:11 AM
Zatoichi’s Flashing Sword (1964) 69/100 - After about forty minutes into this film, I started to worry that this would be the first real turkey in the series. But when the fireworks start... literally, the fireworks... figuratively, begin! The story focuses on two rival yakuza gangs who are vying for control of a river passage service. But the twist in this film is that one gang is considered fair and honest, while the other is evil. Ichi is staying with the good gang because the daughter of the boss, rescued him earlier in the story, when he is wounded by a ronin who turns out to be the boss' prodigal son. When the fireworks festival begins, the rival gang crosses the river to slaughter the good gang and take the river concession. But Ichi, who has been evicted from the boss' house because he's considered a wanted man, returns too late to save the good gang. He ventures across the river to exact his revenge upon the rival clan. What ensues is the best action scene of the series so far. The rival boss is named Yasugoro, and he sets his men against Ichi. The swordplay sequence takes place in a long hallway, intermittently lit by candles. Each time a few men lunge at Ichi, he dispatches them with a quick stroke of his cane sword, while also slicing a couple of the candles in half. As the tops of the lit candles fall to the floor, darkness plunges into that section of the hallway, and Ichi has tipped the scales in his favor. The action repeats itself a few times, until Ichi comes to the end of the hall and boss Yasugoro quivering against the wall, basked in the last bit of light from the sole remaining candle on the wall. Ichi slices the final candle, but instead of letting it fall to the floor, he balances the lit top on the end of sword as he toys with Yasugoro. A well crafted and exciting scene which rivals anything I've ever watched in other chanbara films. If you can make it through the tepidness of the first forty minutes or so, it's worth a watch just for this final scene.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 29, 2014, 04:42:37 AM
Zatoichi on the Road (1963) 78/100 - One could say a playful homage to Kurosawa's Yojimbo, while another could say a money grabbing rip-off. But one must definitely say that this is the most action packed film of the series so far. Zatoichi is definitely in bad ass mode for this outing.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 29, 2014, 04:43:57 AM
Zatoichi and the Chest of Gold (1964) 66/100 - The sixth installment in the Zatoichi series is an action packed mess of a film. It drags at times, and the plot is pretty threadbare, I mean, c'mon, with Ichi's superb hearing, how could he not hear the chest falling from the ridge, and also the ronin who eventually spirit it away? Director Kazuo Ikehiro is desperately trying to impress not only the executives at Daiei with abundant swordplay, but also the critics by showing off his skills at creative editing, lighting and cinematography. But this overabundant effort makes for a more stilted and uneven viewing experience. Hopefully, future directors in the series will follow the KISS method of storytelling and film making...Keep It Simple, Stupid!. Great opening title sequence though.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 29, 2014, 05:12:15 AM
Fight, Zatoichi, Fight (1964) 82/100 - OK, so picture yourself in the offices of Daiei Studios back in 1964 and you have had tremendous financial success with the seven Zatoichi films you've released in just two short years. How do you keep it fresh? Well... first you hand the director's reins to Kenji Misumi, who helmed the first film in the series and gave birth to the golden goose. He's probably one of the best directors on your lot, and can balance a good story arc with thrilling action. Next, you throw a twist at both Zatoichi and the viewers. You give him a companion for the film, but not just a simple tag along partner, you give him the responsibility of returning an infant to the father that's never seen him, all the while, avoiding repeated attempts by ronin bounty hunters who will stop at nothing, to remove Ichi's head from his body. Audiences may have had mixed feelings for this film, especially if they were getting used to the ramped up energy of the previous ventures, but for my money, this is the best film of the series so far. Misumi weaves humor, tragedy, pathos and humanity into a rich tapestry of emotional entertainment which gives this film a depth I hope is present in the other four Zatoichi films that Misumi would direct down the line. If I had to pick the one film for a newbie to start with in this successful franchise, it would most definitely be this one.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on April 02, 2014, 04:13:23 AM
Mahanagar (1963) 95/100 -

"Not to have seen the cinema of Satyajit Ray means existing in the world without seeing the sun or the moon." - Akira Kurosawa

I guess until today, I've never seen the sun or the moon. This is my first film by Satyajit Ray, and while it's only my first, I have to wonder if my favorite director of all time was right. At around the ten minute mark, there's a scene where Arati, who's in bed with her husband, tells him while he's half sleeping, that she will try to find work to help with the family's financial situation. There's a sense of pride in her eyes, and a new found confidence in her demeanor, that you can't help but want to see her succeed. Then, just a few minutes later, Ray shifts the focus to the other end of the emotional spectrum, to a scene where the son tells the father that his daughter-in-law is getting a job. In the span of a brief few minutes, you see the son's embarrassment when he tells his father the news that Arati has found work, juxtaposing it with the guilt and shame that the father feels for being a burden to the family. What makes this scene so powerful is the subtle way that Ray shoots it. The son is off screen, giving his father the news, all the while admitting to his fault at not being able to provide for the whole family. While the son is talking, the camera stays focused on the father's face as Ray slowly and softly, moves into a close up of the father. As the tears start to trickle down the old man's face, you sense a realization that he and his wife are a burden, and have nothing left to offer this world. The pain is painted across his weathered features and he looks down deflated and defeated. In just a few short scenes, Ray runs the gamut from self-confidence, to guilt, to worthlessness. The film really hits its stride when events transpire that put Arati in the role of sole provider for the family. The anguish that the husband feels, coinciding with a simmering jealousy that's boiling just below his emotional surface. Can his pride survive against the progression of time and its changing social structure? In the end, Arati will make a decision which will show her integrity, but may lead to harder times for the family. A somewhat ambiguous ending, but the whole film is done with such craftsmanship that it's pretty close to a work of art. An amazing film that registers so many emotions, on so many levels. I highly recommend this film.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on April 03, 2014, 11:19:28 PM
Adventures of Zatoichi (1964) 65/100 - When you crank out four films in a calendar year, you're bound to dial it in, in at least one of the offerings, and Adventures of Zatoichi is the guilty member. It follows the atypical Zatoichi storyline, but this time, with the exception of Shintarô Katsu, everyone just seems to be working for the paycheck. The story comes across as a lazy retread of the previous entries in the canon and the action scenes seem to be there just to follow the formula. Not much more to say about this one, it's definitely a weak link in the series.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on April 04, 2014, 04:16:38 AM
The League of Gentlemen (1960) 72/100 - Thoroughly enjoyable crime caper from director Basil Dearden, mirroring another film from 1960, with a similar plot line, Ocean's Eleven. But where the Sinatra film is a breezy romp with booze, broads, ballads and a big heist, Dearden plays up the military methodology of the gang's planning and execution of the robbery. The humor is all very smart and dry, something you expect from a film made during this era in British film making. It all seems to be going so well until the ending, which left me a bit perplexed as to why someone during the production, couldn't see the gaping plot hole at the end.
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It's a small thing, but it ruins the ending of what was a delightful, dry caper film.

What the color coding means...

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on April 08, 2014, 06:25:42 PM
Lone Wolf & Cub: Sword of Vengeance (1972) 73/100 - The first in the six film Lone Wolf & Cub film series is a mixed bag of entertainment. Directed by Kenji Misumi and produced by Shintarô Katsu (star of the Zatoichi film series), it stars Katsu's older brother Tomisaburô Wakayama as a disgraced royal retainer samurai named Ogami Itto, whose sole duty to the daimyo is as chief executioner. His wife and servants are brutally murdered by a rogue clan of samurai, who then place a temple monument bearing the daimyo's family crest in a temple that Itto has built adjacent to his home. The monument symbolizes Itto's desire that the daimyo will meet a tragic fate and Itto is ordered to commit seppuku, along with his toddler son, to atone for his crime of treason. But instead of honoring his daimyo's wishes, he sets out, with his son, to avenge his wife's death and destroy those who have dishonored him. It's a pretty good storyline for a film, but to keep the viewer interested, it all has to be told in rather a quick amount of time. And it is here where the film suffers a bit. It moves back and forth from present time to an exposition laden past, and with the plethora of characters associated with the story, it can be a tad confusing. Plus, being made at the time it was, a bit of pinku exploitation is also thrown into the mix, before it arrives at the blood spurting, action climax at the end of the film. Misumi directed the first three films in this series, and now that he's set the table with this first film, I feel confident that the banquet to follow, will be sumptuous.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on April 09, 2014, 02:17:40 AM
Undercover Brother (2002) 65/100 - Sometimes I'm glad that I have HBO, because I never for the life of me, would have ever rented this or made an effort to get it from my library system. I happened to be channel surfing, and I caught the first few minutes of this, and for some strange reason, it piqued my interest. It kind of overstays its welcome by the end, but I'll admit to at least half a dozen gut busting laughs during this one. The Lays potato chip thing made me spit take... Jim Kelly must be rolling in his grave. It's not great, and Chris Kattan gets on your nerves after a while, but it's better than a lot of the satire and spoof films I've watched in the last 10 years or so.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on April 09, 2014, 10:47:11 PM
Zatoichi's Revenge (1965) 74/100 - This is either the third or fourth film in this series, where the theme music could have been written by Ennio Morricone, as it's reminiscent of his style of work. It makes me wonder how much of an influence this series had on Italian directors of Spaghetti Westerns. If you think about it, Ichi is no different than a roving gunslinger, with a conscience, eerily similar to The Man with No Name. For this tenth film in the franchise, Ichi happens upon a village, where the sensei who taught him his masseuse skills, lives. He decides to pay his old master a visit, but is aghast when he finds out the old man has been murdered and his young daughter is being forced into prostitution by the local yakuza boss. Well, you know that Ichi is going to find a way to right the wrongs, all the while dispatching scores of yakuza thugs. What separates this film from the other nine that proceeded it, is that this is the first time that Ichi goes against his code of honor. Up until now, Ichi only killed in self defense, but I guess the anger in his heart at the death of his sensei is too much for him this time around. It shocked me that Daiei allowed this change in his character to happen, because they were taking a chance that audiences would reject this trait in their beloved blind swordsman, and the golden goose would be cooked. But I guess maybe they were right, as another fifteen films would follow this one and it doesn't seem to have besmirched his character or popularity.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on April 10, 2014, 08:35:25 PM
Zatoichi and the Doomed Man (1965) 69/100 - As this film started, Ichi finds himself in jail for illegal gambling. He meets a man who has been imprisoned for arson, murder and theft. The man tells Ichi that he is innocent and asks Ichi to go back to his home town and let the local boss know of his plight. Hence, we are introduced to the doomed man mentioned in the title. But again, here's another film in the series, where so much more could have been done with the screenplay used. At first, Ichi is reluctant to take up the man's cause, but along the road, Ichi meets a con-man monk named Hyakutaro, who turns out to be the doomed man's prodigal son. It is after this meeting that the screenplay could have added a bit of a twist, but doesn't. This far into the series, Ichi's reputation is now preceding him, and Hyakutaro notices all the respect that Ichi is given by both villagers and yakuza gang members. Ichi and Hyakutaro are separated on their way to doomed man's town, and Ichi finds out that Hyakutaro is impersonating him as part of a new con game. Hyakutaro is basically in the plot as comic relief, and the scenes where he's impersonating Ichi are quite funny, but his character traits are where the twist could have been employed. Alongside his father, he too could be considered a doomed man because of his larcenous activities, or the danger he puts himself into by impersonating the master swordsman, could lead to his premature death, as Ichi is being hunted by ronin, looking to collect the sizeable reward on Ichi's head. I was waiting for Hyakutaro to face the consequences of his ruse, but it never materializes, and it leaves the story kind of paper thin as the film just goes through the motions. Too bad, because once again, just a few changes, and you have the possibility of going from mediocre to classic with just a few pen strokes.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on April 17, 2014, 01:08:22 AM
Zatoichi and the Chess Expert (1965) 76/100 - After watching eleven films in this series, the one thing I'm definitely looking for is the name of director Kenji Misumi in the opening title credits. Misumi was one of the more talented and prolific directors on the Daiei lot, and sadly, hasn't been given his due when lists of good Japanese directors are compiled. What I like most about his Zatoichi films is that he takes an "Action be damned, I'm going to tell you a story too" stance, that makes his Zatoichi films the best of the series. Now he doesn't eschew the swordplay that makes a Zatoichi film fun to watch, but his philosophy tends to be that he's going to give the viewer the necessary action, but it will be done with more creativity and only when the situation calls for it. Misumi is like a baker, kneading the dough that is his screenplay, with the right amount of character development, comedy and action set pieces required to make a well rounded film. Once again, this is one of the better films in the series as Misumi starts to peel away some of the layers of the man that has become almost mythical in this series. Twice, Ichi is almost captured and his skill with dice, his sole means of support, fails him in a key moment. By highlighting Ichi's weaknesses, he makes his strengths all the more dazzling and believable, thus making Misumi's films more credible and definitely more entertaining.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on April 20, 2014, 11:25:56 PM
This Happy Breed (1944) 75/100 - One of David Lean's early efforts as a director. The story spans about twenty years, and chronicles the day to day life of a middle class British family between the two World Wars. A bit of tragedy, smidgens of comedy and a lot of family squabbles that don't make for a riveting drama, but more of a curiosity in regards to Lean's early work. Celia Johnson, as usual, is fantastic as the matriarch of the family. Every emotion her character is feeling is effortlessly shown across what appears to be a weathered face. I mention her appearance because throughout the film, she looks rather haggard. Which is surprising when one looks at her in Lean's next film, Brief Encounter, playing a woman who is exuberant in an extramarital dalliance, and she just radiates. I don't know if it was good make up work or the fact that Johnson was one of the all time great actresses. One last thing, towards the end of the film, Robert Newton's character makes a statement about what happens to a house, when a family who has lived there for many years, moves out. How it retains the memories of that family forever. And it got me wondering about the home I now live in. My wife and I built this home 13 years ago, so we are the first to inhabit it. When we're both dead and gone, what will the family that purchases my home, be like? Will they be a happy family or will domestic strife be commonplace in their lives? Very rarely does a line of dialog make me ponder my own life, or what will be after I'm gone, but that bit of dialog did.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on April 21, 2014, 12:16:05 AM
Zatoichi's Vengeance (1966) 78/100 - As I was watching this film, I started to wonder if Shintarô Katsu was beginning to think his Zatoichi character was being idolized by children, but for the wrong reason. When you look at the previous twelve films, Ichi kills on average, about twenty to thirty men over the course of a film's length. It wouldn't be any different with this film, but at least the storyline has Ichi pondering, thanks to meeting a blind monk who points out his violent nature to him, the possible influence he has on a young child. In some ways, this blind monk is reminiscent of the chamberlain's wife in Kurosawa's Tsubaki Sanjûrô, who points out to the ronin samurai that he is an unsheathed sword, dripping in blood. Her wisdom is that the most powerful sword, is the one that is never wielded, but remains in its scabbard. The monk tries to get Ichi to see his reckless disregard for human life and Ichi tries to make himself appear cowardly in front of the young boy. At first it works, but then the villagers are set upon by a yakuza boss, and Ichi goes back into blind badass mode. There's a lot of soul searching in this one, and it works. It makes this entry in the series, one of the most interesting so far, and a good lead in to the next film, Zatoichi's Pilgrimage. Which was written by Kaneto Shindô, and follows the same philosophical storyline.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on April 24, 2014, 02:49:41 AM
Zatoichi's Pilgrimage (1966) 80/100 - So far, the films in this series that have been my favorites, all tend to be well balanced between action and philosophical storyline. I had been looking forward to this entry because the screenplay was written by Kaneto Shindô, a director and screenwriter known for his atmospheric, moody stories. Yet, I wonder what the original treatment for this screenplay was like, because it starts off as if it's going to be a deep, soul searching journey for Zatoichi. But then midstream, it reverts back to the standard action formula. Did the executives at Daiei order changes to Shindô's screenplay because they were scared that the somber tone would turn off viewers? If they did, then they really made a mistake. Coupled with some of the lushest cinematography so far, this was the film that was going to give Zatoichi a depth that really is needed to stay fresh with the character. It's almost as if Katsu is starting to realize the power that he has in guiding his film franchise along, but is still unwilling to make Daiei lockstep behind him. It's a very good film, but once again, with a few moderate changes, could have been considered a classic.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on April 25, 2014, 04:51:43 AM
Vera Drake (2004) 80/100 - My rating for this film centers completely around the three main performances in the film, Imelda Staunton, Philip Davis and Daniels Mays, with Mays' performance being the best of the three. As for the story, I've read that there was no script and the actors improvised from an outline written by Leigh. Sure, this adds to the realism, but it also makes the story a bit light weight. The story meanders a bit too much in the beginning in terms of exposition, with an unnecessary subplot featuring Sally Hawkins, which is thrown in to juxtapose how the rich dealt with the same problem that Vera fixes for the poor. With all the saintliness that Leigh incorporates into Vera's character, I was surprised to find myself almost loathing her towards the end of the film. And it's because of the scene where a doctor tells the mother of the sick girl, that he treats dozens of girls, just like hers, because of the back alley abortionists. It made me wonder how uncaring, arrogant or stupid Vera truly is. She does her procedure and she's out the door, with only a brief smile and a "You'll be fine, Dear." How many girls wound up like Pamela Barnes after Vera's treatment? Vera doesn't know, because she never sees them again, and to that end, she is a danger to the community and needed to be stopped. I also would have liked to have seen some of the backlash that her family would deal with while she was in jail. It's a good film, but maybe there should have been a script to make it a bit more biting.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on April 30, 2014, 08:49:52 PM
Topsy-Turvy (1999) 81/100 - I was watching Siskel & Ebert back in 1999, when they were doing their yearly countdowns and both highly recommended this film. A few months later, I grabbed it at Blockbuster on a Saturday night and my wife and I watched it... and we both hated it. About a year went by, and I was channel surfing and caught it in midstream on the Independent Film Channel (back when IFC was a good channel  :P). But IFC was showing it in its original aspect ratio as opposed to the pan and scan VHS tape I had rented from Blockbuster, and this time it sucked me in. I bought it on DVD and every time I watch it, my wife groans. This time around, I decided to pay more attention to the actual Gilbert & Sullivan theatrical pieces that are performed during the film, as I usually fast forward through those segments. Now I can understand the line of dialog from Arthur Sullivan where he states that ''I have been continually keeping down the music in order that not one syllable should be lost." Gilbert's penchant for rhyming triplets becomes extremely tiresome after a while and makes one wonder why English audiences didn't sour on them even sooner than they did. I guess if you're a fan of their music, these theatrical interludes are pleasant little diversions to the main story, but for me, a bit more editing would have made the story breeze by. The strength of this film lies in viewing the creative process which showcases all the difficulties associated with theatrical enterprises.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on May 07, 2014, 03:28:30 AM
Quartet (2012) 62/100 - This film was kind of like eating an entire bag of marshmallows. The first few taste great, but after a while, you realize that they all taste the same, and you filled yourself up on a whole lot of puffed air and sugar. I actually found myself more intrigued by the supporting cast, who are highlighted in the end credits. And I must say, it was nice to see Pauline Collins again. Aside from that, this film just exists and is really quite forgettable.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on May 08, 2014, 12:07:41 AM
The Seventh Seal (1957) 72/100 - This is my second viewing of this film and although I'm raising my rating a bit higher than the first time I watched it, I still can't understand all the praise this film receives. After my first viewing, I thought maybe I wasn't in the right frame of mind or maybe my expectations were a bit too high. So this time, I decided to just let the film wash over me and see what I absorbed. Well, I really enjoyed the scenes with the Knight, Death, the Squire and to a certain extent, Jos, Mia and their child, but every other character seemed to be there just to fill out the running time. I also have to wonder if my disinterest lies in the fact that I attended Catholic schools in my youth for twelve years, and that pretty much turned me into an atheist. So theological philosophizing is something that's not going to get a rise out of me.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on May 08, 2014, 06:16:30 PM
Zatoichi's Cane Sword (1967) 84/100 - Ichi has just had a windfall in a crooked dice game, and he decides to celebrate his luck with a bowl of noodles and hot sake. Sitting next to him is an old man who appears to be drowning his sorrows. Ichi offers the man a drink and the two begin a conversation. As is typical in Zatoichi fare, he is then attacked by yakuza members who ran the crooked game. He dispatches them with ease and pays the restaurant owner for the damage and he leaves. The old man he was talking to asks him to come to his home for a brief moment. As they enter the old man's home, Ichi surmises that the old man is a blacksmith, due to the foundry type smells associated with that profession. The old man tells Ichi he used to be a swordsmith of great reputation and he asks Ichi if he can take a look at his cane sword. At first Ichi is apprehensive, especially after the ambush he just endured, but he senses that the old man is honorable, and he hands over his sword. The old man inspects it and then tells Ichi that his sword has wrought a lot of death and that it was forged by his old mentor. He then informs Ichi that his trusted sword, has a small, unnoticeable crack near the base, and has reached the end of its life and will shatter the next time he kills with it. Ichi is visually shocked and then a sense of foreboding doom comes across his face as he realizes that with out his trusty weapon, his rogue lifestyle could be his downfall. He decides to give up his life as a roving yakuza gambler and settle down in this village as a masseur at a local inn. Before he leaves, he grants the old man's request of keeping his mentor's crafted sword as a memento of his one time sensei.

This was probably the boldest screenplay so far in this series, as it places Ichi in the most vulnerable situation he has had to face. Aside from the earlier scuffle at the noodle bar, there would be no action pieces for the next hour and twenty minutes. But during that duration, the story sets up a situation involving the old man creating one last great sword, that will eventually be stolen by the yakuza boss of the village as a bribe for a corrupt local magistrate. Ichi, while working at the inn, overhears the magistrate and the yakuza boss plotting to take over the entire region. He now realizes that he must return to his old lifestyle to right the wrongs about to be inflicted upon the village, well knowing that he will probably be killed when his sword fails him. What follows is one of the best plot twists I've ever seen in a chanbara film, and elevates this film to the top of list when comparing the entries in this canon. I should have seen it coming, but I didn't. The final action scene, almost an hour and a half into the film, is easily one of the best in the series. As I've written before when it comes to Zatoichi movies, a little patience makes for a better payoff when the final showdown arrives. This will definitely be a repeat viewing experience for me in the future.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on May 08, 2014, 10:05:10 PM
All Night Long (1962) 82/100 - From what I've read, this is based upon Shakespeare's Othello, but having never read or watched the play, I can't comment on that aspect of the story. But I do know Jazz music, and this film has a crisp, cool atmosphere to it and the performances by Dave Brubeck, Tubby Hayes and Charlie Mingus are all first rate, along with Marti Stevens belting out a couple of tunes. In fact, the music really takes center stage as it helps to evoke the emotions that are slowly ramping up as Patrick McGoohan's character slowly and methodically torches a relationship. The story works for the first hour or so, but then when McGoohan uses a reel to reel tape player to edit a couple of conversations, you can feel the air go out of the balloon. Maybe there was no other way to incorporate one of Shakespeare's key moments in the play, but this plot device flies in the face of reality. How could his character not realize that eventually his machinations would be exposed, especially by the party's host? Still, it's a gripping yarn that takes a few bold leaps in its story arc. You get to see two characters smoking a joint, and there are two interracial couples that nary warrant an askew glance from anyone at the party. This is definitely a film that could not, or would not play in the Deep South at the time it was released.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on May 29, 2014, 04:27:54 PM
Saving Mr. Banks (2013) 60/100 - My wife really enjoyed this, as I heard her whimpering on a few occasions, but for me, this was like watching an over extended volley in a rather ho hum tennis match. Exposition of childhood in Australia ---> Bitchy British broad in Los Angeles ---> Australia ---> Los Angeles ---> Australia ---> Los Angeles ---> Australia ---> Los Angeles, etc., etc., etc., ad nauseum. Every time it went back to her childhood, I moaned, as these scenes were the worst parts of the film. Almost as bad, was the corporate Disney propaganda that laced most of the modern day sequences so subliminally, it would have impressed Joseph Goebbels. The only real enjoyment I got from this film, were the scenes of the Sherman brothers writing the great songs that make Mary Poppins such a great children's movie. I would have been better off watching that film instead.

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Orange = Average
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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on May 31, 2014, 04:17:03 AM
Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father (2008) 65/100 At around the halfway mark, I stopped the film and went to the web to read about Andrew's murder. I probably shouldn't have done that, because of what happens later. But then as I started to watch the rest of the film, I became more aware of the amateurish aspect of the film making. The overbearing crescendos of music, cued at given moments to elicit the proper sadness in the viewer. The overlapping, repetitive dialog used to hammer home a point that's pretty evident. The childish use of animated lips on still photographs to highlight courtroom transcripts felt better suited to an episode of South Park. It proves why you've never heard of Kurt Kuenne as a gifted director. And finally, the laborious pacing problem that Kuenne seems to have in telling this sad, gut wrenching tale. There's a moment towards the end of the film, where he also edits into the narrative, a series of shots where the interviewees praise him through Andrew's words and this not only felt out of place, but a bit narcissistic. It's worth watching to learn the story, but I don't think I would ever re-visit it in the future.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on June 11, 2014, 11:50:06 PM
Inside Llewyn Davis (2013) 76/100 - If this film did one thing for me, it was to make me really miss hearing someone just play a guitar and sing. In the beginning of the film, the Coens capture a time that has long since disappeared. Unfortunately, as the story, if you could call it that, moves along, it kind of loses that tonal quality that made me think that this was going to become my favorite Coen brothers film. Maybe they should have cut the John Goodman subplot and focused on his partner's fate at the beginning, and then segued into Davis' slow descent into obscurity. At least the storyline would have had a modicum of structure to it. Maybe I'll like it better after a second viewing, which has become commonplace for me with other Coen brothers films.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on June 17, 2014, 10:09:03 PM
Zatoichi the Outlaw (1967) 56/100 - This, the sixteenth film in the successful Zatoichi franchise is loaded with many firsts for the blind swordsman series. For the first time we get to see some blood spurting when Ichi slices an opponent, which in my opinion, is what was finally needed to make the action more palpable. This film also marks the initial offering of its star, Shintaro Katsu, as producer, under the auspices of his newly formed company, Katsu Productions. Katsu also sings what will become the series' theme song and damn, if he doesn't have a fine voice too. The final first is personal, for this was the first film in this marathon that I did not like at all. It's badly directed, sloppily edited and has a confusing storyline that had me look at the clock a few too many times before it ended. And although it never materializes, you get a sense that there's going to be a bit of pinku creeping in down the line as the following films are made. There's a quasi rape scene in the middle of the film, which if it had been made a couple of years later, would probably have had some gratuitous nudity attached to it. You can tell that either Daiei or Katsu himself, are tossing the idea around in their heads.

Teal = Masterpiece
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Orange = Average
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Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 15, 2014, 09:40:29 PM
Zatoichi Challenged (1967) 72/100 - I'm coming down the home stretch in the Daiei produced films in this series, and I'm getting a sense that they're running out of steam. From the earliest moments in this film, I knew it was being directed by Kenji Misumi, who has turned out to be my favorite director in this marathon. But he too, seems to be on auto pilot for this one, as the story, while character driven, is pretty much a re-hashing of Fight, Zatoichi, Fight from a few years earlier. Instead of Ichi caring for an infant, it's a young boy this time and while Misumi's direction and cinematography are top notch as usual, the story lacks any real punch to make it memorable. You can feel the screenwriters stretching a bit to make a slightly different plot twist for this one. When all is said and done, the ending was quite satisfying, with Ichi coming close to being killed, with his quasi-bushido integrity saving his skin.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on August 31, 2014, 03:00:04 AM
Zatoichi and the Fugitives (1968) 85/100 - In my previous review for Zatoichi Challenged, I opined how I felt that the last films in the Daiei run where losing a bit of steam. Was I ever wrong! This film took the basic Zatoichi formula and added the most vicious and ruthless villains in the series so far. Add an engaging screenplay and my favorite actor of all time, Takashi Shimura, and this is, in my mind, the best in the series up until now. Once again, Ichi is wounded, and it looks like he might not survive this go round. But there's still seven more films to go, so you know that isn't going to be the reality. Lots of action, blood spurting, a severed arm and Ichi using his own sword to remove a musket ball from his shoulder, this film just flew by. One more to go in the Daiei films and then it's time for Mifune meets Katsu! I can't wait. If you're on the fence about watching any of the films in this series, then I give my highest recommendation for this entry.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on September 07, 2014, 04:44:09 AM
Samaritan Zatoichi (1968) 64/100 - This was the last film in the Zatoichi series made by Daiei studios before declaring bankruptcy and ceasing to be. And though the previous film, Zatoichi and the Fugitives infused some well needed energy into the series, this last film just couldn't maintain the impetus. The first film in this series, directed by Kenji Misumi, that I felt was running on life support. It features a hodgepodge of Zatoichi-staple story lines, infused with some silly humor that is beyond believable. A few times I found myself wondering why they even bothered to make this last film. It's not a bad film, just eighty minutes of rehashed, kind of ho-hum action. Oh well, on to Toho and a meeting with Mifune!

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on November 06, 2014, 06:55:12 PM
Zatoichi Meets Yojimbo (1970) 66/100 - OK, so it's been two years since the last Daiei Zatoichi film and now Toho has taken over the franchise. It obviously has a bigger budget than what Daiei would allow, a topnotch chanbara director in Kihachi Okamoto, not only to direct, but to co-write the screenplay. And finally, Toho's biggest star actor in Toshirô Mifune to kick off the proceedings with a bit of punch. You would think that this would result in a exciting romp starring two of Japanese cinema's most lovable and interesting characters, but in never quite gels. It's as if Toho had found a formula for making money, but didn't have the proper measurements to make it work. First, they made the film too long, with only sparse amounts of action. Zatoichi films should never venture beyond the 90 minute mark and this one clocks in at 115 minutes. If you're going to add some length, then for goodness sake, add some depth. Second, they tried to pad out the screenplay with comedic moments that make Ichi look foolish and thirdly, just never made the story engrossing enough to capture the viewer's interest. I never thought I'd say this about Mifune, but he just dials it in and collects his paycheck. Ichi has his sword broken in the opening moments of the film, yet he fights throughout the film with what appears to a new sword. Where did he obtain this new sword? I really feel that Okamoto should have enlisted Shintaro Katsu to help write the screenplay, as he would have probably fixed a few of the missteps in the storyline. As Zatoichi films go, this is definitely a middle of the pack offering, that hopefully, with a bit more understanding of the character, will be righted in the remaining films.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on November 08, 2014, 01:52:28 AM
Zatoichi Goes to the Fire Festival (1970) 74/100 - In this second offering from Toho they decide to hand the screenwriting chores to the star of the film, Shintarô Katsu. This, along with securing the directorial talents of Kenji Misumi, the man who directed most of the successful Daiei Zatoichi films, makes for a more structured and interesting film this go round. Yet, it still isn't what I'd consider a classic Zatoichi romp. They have one of the better bad guys this time with Toho star Masayuki Mori, playing a blind, evil yakuza who wants Zatoichi's head, no matter what the cost. One hilarious comedic moment at a roadside teahouse, where a bickering married couple argues and fights as Ichi approaches, and the series first foray into pinku. But then there's Tatsuya Nakadai playing a crazed ronin, similar to his turn as Ryunosuke Tsukue in Dai-bosatsu tôge, who seems to be in the story, just to give Ichi a final showdown at the end. He kind of sleepwalks his way through the role, and I felt his presence halted the screenplay when he appeared. There's also a weird action scene in a bathhouse where Ichi defends himself against a dozen naked yakuza. And while the use of water buckets is quite well placed, the scene seems to be just there for shock and giggles. It's definitely a middle of the road offering in the series, but Toho is starting to get it right. Hopefully, the last four films will progress more towards the better Daiei renderings.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on November 12, 2014, 10:02:01 PM
The Mob (1951) 78/100 - Found this over on YouTube, and though it really is more of a crime film than a noir, I have to say that I really enjoyed this. Broderick Crawford does a good job as the undercover cop who infiltrates the docks, looking for mob related activity. You can see the beginnings of his Highway Patrol character Chief Dan Mathews, from a few years later starting to emerge. The most fun part of the film is spotting some of the better character actors of the fifties and sixties in minor roles. Ernest Borgnine, Charles Bronson, John Marley, Neville Brand, Emile Meyer, Lawrence Dobkin and Frank De Kova all have small, but interesting roles in the screenplay. It's a fast paced film that never relents in keeping the story engaging and involving. Toss in some very good camera work and you've got one of those hidden gems from the vaults of Columbia Pictures.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on November 13, 2014, 11:59:27 PM
The Naked Street (1955) 71/100 - Three of the stars in this film were actors that I've never really cared much for, Anthony Quinn, Farley Granger and Peter Graves. But for the most part, they do a really good job with a storyline, which on the surface, seems pretty trite. But as the story progresses, it kind of wakes up out of hibernation and turns into a good little drama. Probably the only weak spot is the narration done by Graves, which sounds whiny at times, and other times, kind of nerdy. That aside, this is the best I've ever seen Farley Granger act in a film. His chemistry with Anne Bancroft is legit and when he's framed, both in the story and by the camera, the pain and anger in his demeanor looks genuine. Pity he wasn't as good as he is here, in the rest of the films I've watched him in. And it's always pleasant to watch anything with Anne Bancroft in it. She's never mentioned when lists are compiled of the sexiest actresses, but something about her is spellbinding.

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Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on November 14, 2014, 12:27:56 AM
Zatoichi Meets the One Armed Swordsman (1971) 77/100 - Well I guess that old saying that Third time's a charm is adequate for this installment in the Zatoichi series. Toho, in the first two films they produced, seemed unable to grasp what it was that made the series so spectacular for Daiei. They'd try all of the motifs that had been used, but never quite got it to gel. But with Zatoichi Meets the One Armed Swordsman they finally find the correct balance of action, comedy and pathos that make this film a real treat for Ichi fans. Another interesting idea, but I hope it's just used this one time, is the crossover with the successful Hong Kong film star Yu Wang. I've never been a big fan of chop-socky films, but here in tandem with the Zatoichi character, it makes for a fun romp. The story also throws a bit of ambiguity into the mix as the two main stars can't communicate with each other, due to their language barrier. Is Ichi responsible for ratting out the one armed swordsman for a reward? Of course, if you've watched any of the previous films, you know that's not the case, but it's addition into the screenplay makes for a nice diversion to the usual plot lines in the series. If you're a fan of Shaws Brother's films, then this may be a good starting point for you if you're thinking about delving into this wonderful series of films. The only disappointment for me is that I wish Criterion would have secured the rights for the Hong Kong release of this film, as it was released with a different ending. It would have been interesting to see Ichi meet his demise in that film, and there definitely was plenty of room on the Blu-Ray to fit it in.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on November 20, 2014, 12:13:03 AM
Zatoichi at Large (1972) 60/100 - For all intensive purposes, this film is a dud. Little nibbles of the usual Zatoichi tropes, spliced together in a ho-hum, I've already seen all this, screenplay. As the film is playing out, I'm blurting out, He's the final duel, She's the forsaken female and The cowardly yakuza boss who'll wilt like a dead flower when Ichi finally gets around to killing him. The only saving grace for this entry is that it has some of the best camera work I've seen in this series. Kazuo Mori must have really been impressed with Sergio Leone's cinematography, because he uses a plethora of in your face close ups throughout the film. If you're a completest, then it's worth a watch. But if you're not, you can definitely skip this one. It's not the worst film in the series, but it really just a waste of time and energy.

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Orange = Average
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Post by: Antares on November 21, 2014, 02:42:43 AM
Crime in the Streets (1956) 60/100 - This is a film that's let down by many glaring weaknesses. First, it's suppose to showcase the gritty nature of slum life in post-war New York City, but the entire film is shot on a sound stage. It never once conveys the claustrophobic nature of tightly packed, slum dwellings. It's all too neat and quiet. You hear cars honking, but rarely does one pass by. Second, John Cassavetes is pretty unbelievable as an 18 year old teenager. Third, the ending is way too sappy to be believed, touting the ridiculous notion that love redeems Frankie's lost soul. James Whitmore, as usual, does his best with some pretty tired dialog. But his social worker, out to reform all the troubled waifs of the world, is a one note character. Sal Mineo, Mark Rydell, Virginia Gregg and in a surprising turn, Peter J. Votrian as the younger brother, all give good performances. I can't fault Don Siegel, he makes the best of what must have been a miniscule budget, as this was released by Allied Artists. You can tell that he will be a force to be reckoned with in the following decade.

Teal = Masterpiece
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Orange = Average
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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on November 22, 2014, 03:24:39 AM
Armored Car Robbery (1950) 74/100 - Economical heist caper that moves quickly from start to finish. William Talman is excellent as the anal retentive mastermind of an armored car heist that goes terribly wrong. Not much exposition in the beginning and if you blinked, suddenly the film was over. But it packs more into its scant 67 minutes than most noirs do in double the time. Charles McGraw plays the gruff, hard boiled detective with his usual steely demeanor and Adele Jergens shows you why she was called The Eyeful and The Girl with the Million Dollar Legs. I really can't think of much more to write, but I'd take a film like this over something with too much style and too little action.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on November 22, 2014, 03:36:02 AM
Desperate (1947) 56/100 - I would have rated this about 20 points lower if it hadn't been for some really great camera work in the middle and toward the end of the film. It's hard to believe that Anthony Mann was the director of this turkey. Didn't anyone read the screenplay before they started shooting the film. I mean, c'mon, there are so many ridiculous plot points in this story. A cop is killed, yet they let the protagonist go, because they want to use him as bait for the rest of the gang? How did Raymond Burr find him the second time? Steve Brodie uses the same kind of move to thwart not only the original robbery, but when he firsts escapes the gang. At times, I thought I was watching a comedy noir. The only saving graces are the performance by Burr and gazing upon Audrey Long's gorgeous face. Mann shot a lot of her in profile and I can understand why. The camera just loves her and at times, I thought I was looking at Marilyn Monroe's older sister.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on November 22, 2014, 05:42:45 AM
Backfire (1950) 62/100 - For a good part of this film, I couldn't make heads or tails as to what the hell was going on. At first, I kind of liked the flashback narrative, that is, until the flashback involved a very stereotypical Chinese butler recounting his portion of the tale on his deathbed. It also wasn't very difficult to figure out who "Lou Walsh" was going to turn out to be. I also think this is the first time I've watched Ed Begley stumble through a performance. He's usually pretty good, but here, he's kind of a buffoon cop. Lastly, prior to watching this, I'd only seen Viveca Lindfors in roles from the 1970's and onward. I never realized how beautiful she was in her younger years, and how much she kind of looked like Ingrid Bergman.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on November 24, 2014, 02:38:33 AM
Dial 1119 (1950) 65/100 - Before I started the film, I watched the trailer and it looked like a pretty good premise for a noir. But it's let down by some bad acting and some melodramatic dialog that really doesn't sound right when spoken by certain characters. Marshall Thompson, in the beginning of the film, has a quiet menace to him. But as the story progresses, and he kills someone in the bar, he suddenly looks as though he's a little kid who has had a bit too much sugar and has ants in his pants. He bounces all over the screen looking like someone who just needs a good spanking. Andrea King, who plays a young woman who is about to go away on a trip with a married man, does some of the worst acting I've ever seen in a film. The only bright spots in the cast are William Conrad and Virginia Field, who play a bartender and a barfly floozy. Had MGM found a more seasoned actor for the main role, and maybe a much more talented director who could bring a bit more focus on the part of the cast, then this might have turned out to be a small classic. It's not a bad film, just one that could have been crafted better.

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Orange = Average
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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on November 24, 2014, 06:47:32 PM
Deadline at Dawn (1946) 68/100 - Agatha Christie meets Raymond Chandler. For the first 45 minutes or so of this film, I watched in stunned silence as I couldn't believe what was going on in the screenplay. this has to be one of the strangest stories I've ever seen put on celluloid. Unreal coincidences and contrivances come at you like a punch drunk prizefighter's last gasps of energy. But then, after the introduction of the murder victim's brother, the film starts to take off. His dialog has some of the best lines I've ever heard in a noir. Little one line gems like... If she cut off her head, she'd be very pretty., People with wax heads should keep out of the sun., and probably the best line in the whole film... She was no lullaby but she had the brains like a man. It's pearls like these that keep this movie fun and help you to get by the ridiculous premise of the story. It also helps that Susan Hayward and Paul Lukas are excellent in their roles. The only weak spot in the cast is Bill Williams as the naive sailor who starts the ball rolling when he blacks out in the murder victim's apartment. He lays on the Golly gee, Oh shucks stuff pretty thick. A mild recommendation from me.

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Post by: Antares on November 29, 2014, 03:19:10 AM
Cornered (1945) 84/100 - This turned out to be the hidden jewel in the Film Noir Classic Collection: Volume Five. After watching the other seven films in the set, I was kind of glad that I hadn't plunked down the money for the collection, with The Phenix City Story being the only true classic of the seven. But now, I have to rethink the possibility of purchasing it, because this was one well crafted suspense/thriller from RKO Pictures and Edward Dmytryk. Lots of twists and turns and of course, multiple double crosses happening every few moments in the story. Dick Powell, who I thought looked kind of lost in Murder, My Sweet, is spot on this time as the Canadian war veteran, obviously suffering from post traumatic stress disorder, topped with a healthy dollop of revenge, who is looking for the Vichy scum who had his French resistance wife murdered during the war. The action and the story move at breakneck speed to a very suspenseful and satisfactory conclusion. I also have to give credit to Walter Slezak, who plays the slimy Argentinian tour guide, with such a delicious amount of sleaze and loathsomeness. If I could make one change to the film, it would have been to give Nina Vale a bigger and juicier part in the story. She reminded me a lot of a younger Bette Davis, and I could definitely see traits of the greater star, in what little screen time Vale has in the picture. For my money, which I'm now probably going to spend for the boxset, this film should be better known and remembered.

Teal = Masterpiece
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Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on November 29, 2014, 05:52:07 AM
House of Strangers (1949) 82/100 - It's truly sad that modern day film lovers only know Richard Conte as Don Barzini in The Godfather, because in his younger days, he had real screen presence and acting chops. He's the kind of actor George Raft would never become. I have yet to see him play a role in a film where he doesn't hold the viewer's attention whenever he's onscreen. But then, there's Susan Hayward, who gives him a run for his money with her performance. Their dialog together is biting, bantering, seductive and noirishly playful. There's a scene early in the film, where Hayward and Conte are sitting in an Italian bar, listening to a piano player and Hayward's character is in the process of ending their affair and she just radiates on the screen, her lines of dialog, cutting like a knife in Conte's heart. I couldn't take my eyes off of her. If this film doesn't make you fall in love with her, then I don't think any other would. Edward G. Robinson does what Robinson always did best, he disappears into his character, making him completely believable. Sure, some may say that his portrayal might be a bit stereotypical and somewhat of a caricature. But when you take into context, the fact that his character also speaks Italian throughout the film, these assessments don't hold water. If he just spoke the broken English, then yeah, he'd look like an over the top buffoon. The mixing of both languages is pivotal to making his character convincing. He's Old World and old school and I've known a few modern day, elderly Italian men who also spoke that way. Hell, he must have done something right, because he took home the Prix d'interprétation masculine at the Cannes Film Festival that year.

Teal = Masterpiece
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Orange = Average
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Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
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Post by: Antares on December 01, 2014, 01:55:05 AM
Obsession (1949) 85/100 - What a delightful little gem of British film noir. And to think, we owe it all to some red-baiting politicians in Washington D.C. If Edward Dmytryk hadn't been blacklisted by HUAC in 1947, this film probably would not have seen the light of day. There's a macabre sense of whimsy involved in the screenplay which finds a psychiatrist, played wonderfully by Robert Newton, plotting the perfect murder of his wife's lover. At first, I thought the setup had the potential for falling apart at the seams. But as the film progresses, you can see that this murder plot could work. That is, until the arrival of Superintendent Finsbury of Scotland Yard, played vexatiously by Naunton Wayne. Finsbury's character has to be the seed sewn for the future American detective Columbo. He has the long coat, the annoying way of appearing endlessly with what appear to be little trifles and the uncanny ability to get his target to trip himself up. This is a highly enjoyable film that really needs to put out on DVD.

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Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on December 01, 2014, 03:47:27 AM
The Turning Point (1952) 74/100 - Solid and entertaining popcorn crime film. It's all been done before, but it moves pretty quickly and never really lets you down. The direction is rather lackluster and there was some really bad editing done. Holden plays the wisecracking type again, almost a resurrection, so to speak, of Joe Gillis. Alexis Smith is pretty bland and lifeless, and Edmond O'Brien doesn't really have much to do with his part in the trio of main characters. I actually had more fun with this when I started to recognize a few future television stars in minor, but colorful roles. Carolyn Jones (The Addams Family)as a cheap, floozy gun moll and Russell Johnson (Gilligan's Island), as a gangster hitman.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on December 01, 2014, 05:31:20 AM
Plunder Road (1957) 85/100 - Why aren't films as good as this one on DVD, instead of the crap they use to fill out Film Noir and Crime film boxsets? It's economical in dialog, and each character is 100% believable, no clichéd traits. You can actually see this kind of caper being planned and carried out. The story never lags and leads to a very satisfactory ending. A thoroughly enjoyable way to spend your time if you are into good heist films.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on December 02, 2014, 09:33:53 PM
THE AMERICAN EXPERIENCE: Scottsboro: An American Tragedy (2000) 78/100 - Our nation was forged upon a dream that all men are created equal, but for the breadth of our existence, our history has been consumed by the nightmarish flames of inequality, intolerance and racial bigotry. In 1931, on a train bound for Mississippi, a few white, wild boys of the road, tried to exercise what they thought was their God given right to bully a group of young colored boys. What ensued was a fight, upon which the colored boys vanquished their oppressors, and tossed them from the train. Incensed at their treatment, the white boys sought out the local sheriff and told of being attacked by the colored boys. A message was sent ahead to Paint Rock, Alabama and that local sheriff formed a posse to meet the train. When the train was stopped, two young white girls got off one of the rail cars and proceeded to tell the sheriff that they had both been raped by a group of colored boys. And like a runaway train with no breakman, one of this country's greatest miscarriages of justice was set in motion. Nine men, all colored and ranging in age from 13 - 33 years old were arrested and charged with rape. They barely survived being lynched that day and the National Guard was called out to protect them from mob violence. Their trial was mired in Jim Crow justice, a perjured victim and a recanting of the original charge by the other victim. Yet, throughout multiple trials, which repeatedly found its way up the judicial food chain, all the way up to the Supreme Court, these defendants were repeatedly found guilty of the charges.

The documentary itself, relates the events and incidences that occurred during the years this fiasco took place. It never really delves too deep into the motivations of the main victim's reasoning for creating the lie. It only scratches the surface of the incident and is best served as an introduction to the story for those who have never heard of it.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on December 03, 2014, 05:47:58 PM
THE AMERICAN EXPERIENCE: The Nuremberg Trials (2006) 77/100 - First off, you really can't do a comprehensive documentary on the Nazi war crime trials in just a little over 55 minutes. Secondly, when you focus close to 40 minutes of that time dealing with only one of the accused, Hermann Goering, your definitely shortchanging your audience. The first Nuremberg trial was a fascinating study in contradictions, hypocrisy and charismatic connivance. Looking beyond Goering, you have the performance by Albert Speer, the only Nazi to admit his guilt. His willingness to admit his wrongdoing and his charming demeanor, fooled not only the prosecution team, but the trial judges too, and he was only given a 20 year sentence. The hypocrisy of this sentence lies in the fact that Speer had been Fritz Sauckel's superior, yet Sauckel would pay the ultimate price. Speer was also lucky because a few months after his trial, documents would surface which painted a much darker picture of his involvement in what was termed crimes against humanity. Rudolf Hess, the Deputy Führer below Hitler, was given a life sentence, although his aborted "peace" mission to Scotland ended in his capture and imprisonment in 1941. His capture took place months before the Final Solution had been finalized at the Wannsee Conference in 1942. He may not have been charged with crimes against humanity, but to receive a stiffer sentence than Speer, who ordered the working to death of Jews, Poles and Russian prisoners in his armaments factories, was ludicrous. He would later become a political pawn of the Russians during the Cold War as his imprisonment in Spandau Prison, gave the Russians a slight toe hold in West Berlin, where Spandau was located.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on December 03, 2014, 08:37:22 PM
THE AMERICAN EXPERIENCE: Mary Pickford (2005) 84/100 - This is kind of an odd duck to be a part of PBS'S history franchise. It's really better suited to another of their great television programs, American Masters. I guess because more time is spent on her personal history and less on the films she made, this probably was the better suited distribution showcase. That being said, this is a wonderful film about a woman, alongside Charlie Chaplin, who helped to put Hollywood on the world map. She started out in destitution, as a child, performing on stage in various traveling touring companies. But within just 10 years, she became the highest paid woman in America. Her years on the road, during her stage years, had forged in her, a keen eye for business and a sense of what the public wanted. After signing with Adolph Zukor's Famous Players, she would rise to become the film industry's first true mega-star. Along the way, she'd meet her prince charming and help to form the first truly successful independent film studio, United Artists. The documentary covers all of her life, warts and all, but really could have benefited from showing a lot more of her onscreen roles. You get to see her most famous characters, but little mention is given to her post-WWI films, and that's a disappointment for me. More cinéastes need to learn about this firebrand female who pioneered much of what was to follow in the succeeding decades after her fall from stardom.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on December 03, 2014, 10:45:35 PM
THE AMERICAN EXPERIENCE: The Wright Stuff (1996) 90/100 - When I was 8 years old, I sat in front of our television set on an August evening and watched as Neil Armstrong became the first man to set foot on the moon. My father said to me, "Remember this moment, because you can tell your grandchildren that you witnessed the greatest achievement in mankind's history." As the years passed by, and my knowledge of world history was gathered by my inquisitive mind, I came to dispute his proclamation, because without the Wright Brothers, Armstrong's "one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind" might have had to wait for another century or so. It was a steady progression from the first moments at Kitty Hawk, through two World Wars and finally, a paranoid Cold War that increased the technological advances needed to perform the Herculean task of getting to the moon. Apollo 11 was made in part, by the hard work of hundreds upon hundreds of people working together to achieve a common goal. The spectacle of the first powered man flight came about through the determination, will and skills of two quite anonymous bicycle shop owners from Dayton, Ohio. They were self taught engineers, seeking a solution to a mystery that had baffled not only the leading scientists of the day, but many prominent inventors, dating back to Da Vinci. The documentary shows how through deduction and a bit of luck, the two brothers overcame the problems that had eluded all others. But such was their distrust of others, that they almost lost their claim to being the first, by refusing to show their flying machine. If you only now about the Wright Brothers from snippets from high school history class, then this episode is a great place to start. It's economical in its duration, but engrossing in its execution.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on December 04, 2014, 12:31:09 AM
THE AMERICAN EXPERIENCE: The Massie Affair (2005) 86/100 - The year 1931 will never go down in the annuls of American history as a hallmark of harmony amongst the races of this country. Instead, it will be remembered as a benchmark for bigotry and injustice. Earlier in the year, the infamous Scottsboro Boys incident took place in Alabama, as nine innocent black men were accused of raping two white women. In a state known for being the one of the most intolerant of equal rights for blacks in the deep south, this was and could be expected. Jim Crow laws had been on the books for decades and most of the population was still fighting the Civil War. The Massie Affair would take place thousands of miles away, in an island paradise, where racial tensions were every bit as high as in the "Old South". In September of that year, Thalia Massie, a transplanted member of an east coast socialite family, was in Hawaii with her husband, who happened to be an officer in the U.S. Navy. They were on the brink of divorce, but were trying to work things out. Thalia, being the socialite spawn that she was, always looked down upon the Navy and felt herself above its members. She and her husband attended a party on the 12th, a party in which Thalia was not happy to be attending. Some time during the night, she left her husband at the party and decided to take a walk. According to her statement to police, she was accosted by a group of men who took her to a deserted section of road and beaten and raped. She could not identify her attackers or tell the police if they had been white or Hawaiian. What transpired after this preliminary investigation would set forth in motion, a series of events that would make Scottsboro look like a minor traffic violation. In the months that followed, there would an acquittal, revenge murder and finally, a once admired lawyer would sully his reputation by defending those who perpetrated the murder of one of the original defendants. This is a story that should never be allowed to be forgotten.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on December 04, 2014, 11:21:30 PM
THE AMERICAN EXPERIENCE: John Brown's Holy War (2000) 85/100 - One has to wonder what would have transpired during the remainder of 19th century America, if John Brown had never been born. Would there have been a Civil War? Would more western states become slave states? Would the southern states have seceded at all and if they did, would they have been as successful in battle as they were in the first two years of the war? After John Brown's failed attempt at arming the slaves, the seeds of the Confederate Army were sewn in local southern militias, as southerners feared a slave rebellion. Had secession and Fort Sumter happened without Harper's Ferry, then maybe the 75,000 volunteers that Lincoln called for would have been enough to quash the southern revolutionaries, thus negating the deaths of over 600,000 soldiers and civilians. It's a fascinating hypothesis, because Brown was the lightning rod of the Civil War. His raid on the armory at Harper's Ferry was destined to fail and he knew it. In some ways, after watching this documentary, you get a sense that he did everything he could to make it fail, thus assuring his execution in the hangman's noose and eternal martyrdom.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on December 05, 2014, 09:35:32 PM
THE AMERICAN EXPERIENCE: Edison's Miracle of Light (1995) 65/100 - Kind of a threadbare offering from PBS, with not much light being shed on the subject (pun intended). In the early moments, it focuses on what made Edison such an amazing character, with his bold predictions of his impending successes. But after the light bulb is invented and the subsequent power stations are built, the story becomes one of stubbornness and greed, which never paints a positive picture of anyone. I wish it had focused some of its time on his invention of the movie camera, an invention made possible by the invention of the light bulb.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on December 05, 2014, 10:16:09 PM
Magnificent Obsession (1954) 65/100 - This film had three things working against my enjoying it for more than just a curiosity. This is my first film Douglas Sirk, a director whose particular skills were in the realm of Technicolor. So I was a bit disappointed by the fact that after the first half hour of the film, he starts to use a more muted palette, with most of the cinematography dwelling more on shadow. He proves that he also can master the lighting techniques needed for highlighting faces in light and shadow, but at the cost of Technicolor splendor. It doesn't help that the story is beyond hokey, with elements bordering on melodramatic, romantic fantasy. Which brings me to my second problem with the film, Rock Hudson. You remember that episode of Seinfeld where Elaine is dating Tony, the guy who always says Step off. George has a man crush on him and Jerry tells Elaine that Tony is a mimbo, Seinfeldese for male bimbo. Whenever I watch Hudson, I'm reminded of this, because he was probably the first actor in Hollywood who could carry this sobriquet, unless you mention Robert Taylor. Both of these actors were movie stars, not thespians. They are there as eye candy for the ladies and tend to be outclassed by the cast around them. Hudson is beyond unbelievable and somewhat cartoonish in his delivery of his character's lines and emotions. Finally, my third reason for yawning at this movie and why I consider it romantic fantasy, is Jane Wyman. Never for a moment, could I believe that someone with such a shallow personality like Bob Merrick, would fall head over heels in love with her, especially when Barbara Rush is in the same room.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on December 05, 2014, 11:40:47 PM
THE AMERICAN EXPERIENCE: Rescue at Sea (1999) 95/100 - This was an utterly fascinating episode of this fantastic program. I had never heard of the Republic/Florida disaster of 1909 and when one juxtaposes this incredible rescue with what would transpire three years later to the Titanic, it makes that calamity all the more tragic. Guglielmo Marconi's wireless transmitter would forever change the way ships communicated to land. Prior to Marconi, the only way to get a message ashore was to use either semaphore, or carrier pigeons. Once a ship was over a hundred miles from shore, the pigeon's limit, they were unable to communicate with land. When the RMS Republic and the Lloyd Italiano liner SS Florida collided in the pre-dawn hours of January 23rd, 1909, the fate of the passengers on both ships would be decided by the new invention, just coming to the forefront of day to day life. Marconi operator Jack Binns, would man his station at the wireless for close to 20 hours, communicating and guiding the RMS Baltic to the scene of the accident. In the cold, foggy air of his wireless cabin, he refused to take rest and stayed at his post until the Baltic arrived. All the while that the Baltic was looking for the Republic, the crew ferried all of its passengers to the Florida, which although damaged, was in better shape than the Republic. Mid-ocean transfers were extremely dangerous and after enduring this perilous trip, they would be once more ferried from the Florida to the Baltic. Throughout the ordeal, only 6 people were killed, and they met their demise when the two ships collided. It has to be considered one of the most amazing rescues in the annuls of maritime history. Sadly, for the passengers of the RMS Titanic, the rescue was so successful that a false sense of security blanketed the maritime world, as it was now thought that great loss of life in ship disasters were a thing of the past.

But the story doesn't end there. After arriving in New York City, Binns would be thrust upon the stage of notoriety. He was given a ticker tape parade, plays and songs were written about him and a film by Biograph would force Binns to sue them for defamation. When he told newspaper reporters how he slowly sipped scotch whiskey during his 20 hours of transmitting, to keep warm, the recreated character in the Biograph film looked drunk. Binns would win a sizable award and went back to his job at Marconi. Fate would once more shine brightly upon Binns, when in 1912, he was scheduled to be the wireless operator on the RMS Titanic, but turned down the assignment to get married.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on December 20, 2014, 12:17:23 AM
Zatoichi in Desperation (1972) 72/100 - One has to wonder if the title of the 24th film in the series is meant to describe the feeling in its star, that the end is near in this long franchise. After the lackluster offering that preceded this film, Katsu decided to take the reins of director upon himself and he makes a very striking film from a visual standpoint. Although at times, his framing dwells precipitously close to art school overindulgence. A lot of people consider this a weak sister when compared to the long extended family of films of the blind masseur, but I thought it was quite entertaining, and only in brief moments, did it lag. What I liked the most was that Katsu kind of returns to the roots of the franchise, when it wasn't all about action and comedic segments, with a bleak storyline and setting. Katsu also tosses in a few MacGuffin side plots, one which seems to pay homage to Kenji Mizoguchi's Sanshō dayū. One of the highlights of this film is when Ichi finally gets a bit of trim from a prostitute, whose mother, through a kindly act from Ichi, is accidentally killed in the beginning of the story. Alas, the prostitute is merely setting him up for his assassination. Finally, the climactic battle in the end is made more suspenseful when Ichi has his hands stabbed by whaling spears in exchange for the prostitute's life. The yakuza boss gives him back his cane sword and Ichi awaits his execution by the yakuza's brigands in the morning. But Ichi has one surprise left in his bag of self defense tricks, and although wounded seriously, he lives on to make the final film in the Toho run. It's not a great film, but it's worth a look if your a completest and dare I say, I'd probably watch this one again in the future.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on January 17, 2015, 04:55:10 AM
Boyhood (2014) 78/100 - I have to give Linklater kudos for the dedication and organizational skills needed to make a film in this manner. I've read a lot of reviews of this film and those that are lukewarm to it, tend to favor the first half. I find myself in the lukewarm minority, because I thought the second half was the best part of the film. In the beginning, Mason is like any other kid, be it growing up in modern times or the past. But when he finally starts to use his mind, the reality of growing up and witnessing what is happening to society around him, causes him to meditate and orate on his feelings. Yeah, it definitely is Linklater speaking through him, but what he says is true. I can relate to what Mason is feeling and wondering, because I was him, back in the mid-seventies. I think we all go through that aimlessly drifting time in our lives and Linklater catches that waywardness most proficiently. I only wish that Linklater had done it in less than two and a half hours. There are some absolutely brilliant moments in the film, but they coexist with an abundance of tedious scenes which downshift the pace and try one's patience. My God, every time Ethan Hawke picked up a guitar, I wanted to blow my brains out.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on February 10, 2015, 03:17:49 AM
Get On Up (2014) 50/100 - I was so looking forward to this film, because I've loved James Brown's music since the early 70's. Sadly, it's only worth watching for Chadwick Boseman's incredible performance as the Godfather of Soul. He nails his moves, his mannerisms and his energy. If the film had focused more on Brown working in the recording studio, to show how he developed the sound that was leaps and bounds beyond all other R & B performers, it would have made the film infinitely more entertaining, enlightening and enjoyable. But it's tedious, predictable and historically inaccurate. The blame for this disaster lies at the feet of three men, namely Tate Taylor, Jez Butterworth and John-Henry Butterworth. Three guys so white, they probably bleed bleach, trying to tell the tumultuous story of James Brown's life, and leaving so much out. The results are like eating cornbread and collard greens with mayonnaise.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on February 11, 2015, 03:14:34 AM
Gone Girl (2014) 90/100 - I haven't watched many films from the the last few years, due to the fact that I've felt that Hollywood has lost the ability to be creative and entertaining at the same time. This film proves that there are still bits of gold out there waiting to be found. David Fincher has shown once again, that his film making is evolving, taking risks that Hollywood generally, doesn't want to take anymore. I can't remember the last time I was so riveted by a modern day movie. Kudos to the actors too, because every performance is spot on, with equally high praise to Rosamund Pike, Kim Dickens and Carrie Coon. I'm hoping to see more in the future from each of them. The only fault I can find with this film does not lie at the feet of the director. I felt the ending was a bit too unreal and according to my wife, who read the book, was how the author chose to end the story. And seeing as how the author wrote the screenplay too, you also have to credit Fincher with staying faithful to the original narrative. I've said this before, in regards to a David Fincher film, and I'm going to say it again... this is the kind of film that Quentin Tarantino wishes he had the talent to make.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on February 13, 2015, 01:15:07 AM
Rudderless (2014) 82/100 - A couple of weeks ago, before we watched Boyhood, my wife and I watched some of the obligatory preview trailers that come with every disc. One of the trailers was for William H. Macy's directorial debut film, Rudderless. I happened to blurt out that it looked interesting and my wife agreed. Tonight, she came home with a copy and to be honest, I couldn't remember the film or the trailer. I instantly went to the web to refresh my memory and was surprised at what I found. On both Rotten Tomatoes and Metacritic it had received paltry scores, so I was a bit reluctant to sit through it. As I was watching it, I was reminded of the Coen Brothers film, Inside Llewyn Davis, another film which had music play an important part of the narrative. While I had high expectations for that film, it left me somewhat cold in its delivery and in the end, I found it underwhelming at best. This film, which I had gone into with a substantial amount of trepidation, completely grabbed me... go figure. I think the difference can be attributed to having a main character that you can actually enjoying being with, as opposed to an annoying pain in the ass. Another feature of this film that really shines are the songs written for the band. They are well constructed, soul searching songs that would do any songwriter of merit proud. I honestly believe that the soundtrack will eventually be more popular than the film.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on February 20, 2015, 03:15:11 AM
Begin Again (2013) 76/100 - It's an entertaining, feel good kind of film that's a bit too cute at times. I liked the songs and there are moments in the film that are absolutely brilliant, like the scene in the beginning where Ruffalo's character arranges the song Knightley is singing on stage, in his head with imaginary accompaniment. And also the scene where she writes a song and sings it on her ex-boyfriend's voice mail. If there were more scenes like these, I would have rated this one much higher. But when you get down to it, the whole We'll record the songs all over New York City is incredibly far fetched. I laughed when they were recording in the subway as the train blew by them, that must have really sounded great on the album. If this film did one thing for me, it has piqued my curiosity in an earlier film from this director, called Once. Which it seems, almost everyone who has watched the film I'm reviewing, compares it to, much more favorably. I'd probably watch this one again if I stumbled upon it on HBO, but I wouldn't seek it out.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
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Post by: Antares on February 21, 2015, 02:29:13 AM
Once (2006) 85/100 - Very quick, very real and very indie, good and bad. It takes a while to get going in the beginning and just when it really hits its stride, it's over. Yet it reminded me of the intensity, the awkwardness and the aspirations of youth and it's in this where the film is successful. There's a scene early in the film where they go to a music shop and he teaches her a song he's written and you can sense a melding of passion and promise. It's in these brief moments in the film where I felt myself being drawn in to their special relationship, two talented souls longing for more in their lives through their music. There's no quirk, no cheeky humor, no sudden fame and acceptance, just the reality of two people who share something special, a gift, the ability to write and create music. I myself have a gift, I can turn food into culinary creations worthy of the praise of kings and queens, but I'd trade that talent in a heartbeat, to be able to play music. It took a while, but this film got to me, and as I sit here typing, it's pulsing through my brain and it has me pondering what might have been, had I not quit taking guitar lessons back when I was 11 years old, after just a few weeks. And one last note, if you can pardon the unintentional pun, this film also made me yearn for the bygone days when The Independent Film Channel wasn't brazenly commercialized, as it is now. I miss the days of finding great, little gems such as this one.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on February 22, 2015, 11:16:13 PM
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) 50/100 - There's a moment in the early part of the film that best sums up what I feel about J.J. Abrams' captaining of Gene Roddenberry's flagship. After being reprimanded for disobeying Starfleet regulations and putting his ship and crew at risk, the command of the Enterprise is taken away from James Kirk. Kirk's mentor, Christopher Pike, explains to him that he doesn't respect "the chair" and it's because "he's not ready for it." What made Star Trek an endearing favorite of so many people back in the mid-sixties, is that it painted a picture of the future where war, inequality and bigotry were remnants of a bygone era. In essence, a hope for the future of mankind. In his first venture as director of the franchise, he acted as a teenager would when handed the keys to a vintage sports car. He did doughnuts in the parking lot, never understanding the underlying power of the basic premise of the series. In his second outing, now that he's gotten all of the giddiness out of his system, he tries to add a little depth into the story by infusing a bit of the paranoia and violence associated with today's "war on terror." But instead of following the bread crumb trail that Roddenberry had laid out for him back 50 years ago, he decides to follow the Reese's Pieces trail that was laid down by Steven Spielberg and to a greater extent, George Lucas, twelve years later. There was a brief moment while I was watching this film, where I was enjoying myself, but when Abrams bowed to the irrational fear of making a thinking man's science fiction film in an age where intelligent storytelling is deemed fodder for flop, the film loses its direction. Take away the skeletal framework of having the Star Trek characters and this is no different than any generic action film being cranked out today ad nauseum.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on February 23, 2015, 01:43:38 AM
Rio Lobo (1970) 40/100 - There is nothing sadder than when a film maker doesn't know when to stop making films and retire. Almost every great director has suffered this malady and Howard Hawks was no exception. Rio Lobo is Hawks' swan song and instead of mirroring the symphonic sagebrush set pieces of his glorious past, it plays like an out of tune saloon piano. It's said that "the third time's the charm", but not in this case. All the freshness of the two previous incarnations of this story (Rio Bravo, El Dorado) are long since past the expiration date. As I was re-watching this film, I wondered what John Wayne must have been thinking when he arrived for the shoot and realized what a train wreck he was about to embark on. Jennifer O'Neill, the leading lady of the film, is such a bad actress, she makes Angie Dickinson's performance in Rio Bravo look like an Oscar winning performance by Meryl Streep. Jack Elam, who just two years earlier, had an iconic, short lived performance in Leone's Once Upon a Time in the West, is instead forced to recreate the drunken, crazy kind of character he played in Support Your Local Sheriff. Jorge Rivero, who was a star in Mexico, seems to be out of his league in his first Hollywood production. But what really lets this film down, is the rather cheap looking sets. There's one scene where Rivero is talking to O'Neill, and the film cuts back and forth between the two. In the background, behind Rivero, are painted clouds on a canvas. Rivero is standing still, yet the clouds never move. The film is peppered with these cheesy looking moments and you can't help but think, that the studio didn't want to invest too much money on what they must have known, was going to be a dud.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
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Post by: Antares on February 25, 2015, 01:28:06 AM
Big Jake (1971) 72/100 - I must have had this confused with another Wayne film, because I rated it lower many years ago. This was a pretty decent popcorn western. One thing I have to say about John Wayne, he definitely got better as he aged when it came to his acting abilities. There's more of a redoubtable and stoic nature to him in the latter era films he made, as opposed to the brash, cocksure arrogance he displaced in his youth. But like in Rio Lobo from the previous year, his co-stars, with the exception of Bruce Cabot and Richard Boone, kind of let him down. Although she's only in the beginning of the film, Maureen O'Hara, who I've always loved, is the complete opposite of what I praised Wayne for a few sentences earlier. I don't know what happened to her, but she really became a subpar performer sometime in the early sixties and never really found it again. Maybe she needed a strong director to bring out the best in her, but her delivery of lines seems so empty, that I'm kind of glad she doesn't reappear. Patrick Wayne and Christopher Mitchum prove that screen presence and talent aren't genetically encoded in offspring. There are only a few moments in the film where I kind of cringed, like the staged fight scene and the last scene in particular.
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Now I can see why Maureen O'Hara's character threw him out, he has no loyalty. And one last thing, the music composed by Elmer Bernstein throughout the entire film, made me think I was watching the sequel to The Magnificent Seven, it sounded so similar. Shame on you Elmer, you could have put a bit more effort into it, instead of rehashing that score and collecting your fee.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on February 28, 2015, 06:47:19 AM
The Shootist (1976) 84/100 - As I've been moseying through this marathon of John Wayne westerns, I'm finding myself more enamored with the evolution of the Wayne iconic mystique towards the end of his career and life. More grandfatherly than grandiose, Wayne has finally come to realize that a bit of subtlety can go a long way. The Shootist is the film that John Wayne was destined to make, when he first strapped on a pair of six guns back in the early thirties. All the bravado, the swagger and arrogance of youth has withered away, leaving a man who must meet his fate in the twilight of his years. This has to have been a deeply personal film for Wayne because the essence of his character, J.B. Books, was being played out in real life by Wayne himself. After having a whole lung removed in the mid-sixties from cancer, Wayne could empathize with a man who was tired and wanted to go out on his own terms. In other westerns from his later period, he was hampered by weak co-stars, but in this outing, he's surrounded by a formidable ensemble. Lauren Bacall has a chemistry with Wayne that is both touching and deeply heartfelt. James Stewart, in a small role as the doctor who diagnoses the gunfighter, imparts a wisdom in his bedside manner than goes against the common advice of someone from his profession. And finally, Ron Howard, who I thought was miscast decades ago when I first watched the film, impressed me more this time as I paid close attention to him in key scenes with Wayne. But this is Wayne's film and he does not disappoint. You know what's going to happen to him and your sad to know that he won't be coming back, both on screen and in real life. If I had to recommend a film to someone on this planet that's never watched a John Wayne film, I'd most definitely start with this one.

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Orange = Average
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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 04, 2015, 09:11:33 PM
Rooster Cogburn (1975) 55/100 - I hadn't seen this film since way back in the late seventies and I really couldn't remember the plot, so it was like I never watched it before. Now I'm kind of wishing that I never had in the first place. Painfully slow and a lazy screenplay which really just lifts wholesale segments of Hepburn's earlier film, The African Queen. And just as in that film, her character's holier than thou ramblings are especially grating after a while. I knew I was in trouble when I realized that the best performance halfway through the film was being put forth by Anthony Zerbe, a character actor well known for being a gluttonous scenery chewer. In fact, his is the only performance that I liked in the whole film. Wayne is cartoonish in this second rendering of the famous role which helped him win his only Academy Award of his career. The main villain is played almost with a toss away style by Richard Jordan, an actor whom I usually enjoy. Sad that he's kind of dialing it in. For Wayne's sake, I'm glad that he made The Shootist, the following year, because it would have been sad to end his long and iconic career with this turkey.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 05, 2015, 12:41:59 AM
Cahill: United States Marshall (1973) 59/100 - Another late period John Wayne film that could have been so much better, if not for the clumsiness of both the directing and screenwriting. Andrew MacLaglen is trying so desperately to emulate John Ford throughout this film and it comes across as a pale copy. I think the story would have worked better if the two brothers would have been around the eldest boy's age. Having a younger brother who is many years separated from his older brothers, lends little to the narrative and allows the director to rely on predictable scenes that seem to be added filler padding out the story until the final shootout. Wayne does a decent job with what he's given, unfortunately, he's really not given a lot. There are some pretty wide gaps in the film when he does not appear and the ridiculous nature of some scenes make believing what you are watching pretty hard to accomplish. There was one scene towards the end of the film, where Neville Brand, who plays the half breed Comanche tracker, is chasing one of the bank robbers. The outlaw is running on foot and Brand is chasing him, brandishing a Bowie knife, atop his horse. For some unknown reason, he tosses away the knife and grabs part of a tree that's been split. He wrestles the branch from the tree, wheels his horse around, tucks the branch under his arm like a spear and continues after the outlaw. I looked on completely perplexed as to why a Comanche would prefer a rough hewed piece of tree to a finely sharpened Bowie knife when he's about to partake in killing a man. This film doesn't rate towards the bottom of Wayne's latter day projects, but it doesn't rise too far above average.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 05, 2015, 09:06:10 PM
Rio Conchos (1964) 72/100 - Made in the same year that Sergio Leone would turn the western genre on its ear, this is a dark, yet potently active western from journeyman director, Gordon Douglas. Starring Richard Boone, in a rare lead billing performance, Stuart Whitman and Jim Brown, in his first screen appearance, Rio Conchos reminded me a lot of The Guns of Navarone by the time it ended. There's a good deal of action, suspense and a good twist in the middle that I didn't see coming. The only reason I don't rate this higher is that when Edmond O'Brien is finally found, he goes into hyperdrive with his scenery chewing. Up until that point in the film, this was on par with some of the better westerns of the previous decades. And although the ending is rather abrupt, setting aside O'Brien's performance, I'd definitely recommend this film to anyone who loves a good horse opera.

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Orange = Average
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Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 06, 2015, 04:43:02 AM
Chisum (1970) 60/100 - Andrew McLaglen spent far too many summers on John Ford western film shoots in his youth, because he can't help trying to emulate him. He mimics the cinematography and has the same penchant for corny scenes that make me just cringe. There really isn't much going on in this film that's new, with the main plot centering on a land war between a righteous, pioneering cattle man and an evil land baron buying up as much property as he can. The twist is the insertion of Billy the Kid and Pat Garrett into the mix. Maybe McLagen thought it would add a bit of history to the mix and help fuel the action. But in McLaglen's hackneyed handling of the film, it just dawdles until the final climactic showdown. John Wayne does a serviceable job as the cattleman every has so much respect for, but he really isn't given much to do again in another of these late career films. The spotlight is really on Geoffrey Duel, a young actor who parleyed his effort in this film, into meteoric TV glory in the short lived, but successful Alias, Smith and Jones on ABC. Too much success, too soon in his young career would take a personal toll on him, and sadly, he would commit suicide just a few years after this film was made. I've always wondered what would have become of him, had he not made that fateful choice, because he was a gifted actor, with what seemed, a lot of untapped talent. On the other sided of the coin, you have a badly miscast Richard Jaeckel as a tough guy cattle rustler who hires his gun out to the land baron. I have never understood why Hollywood studios and directors would cast him as villains in a lot of the films he appeared in. Standing next to Forrest Tucker, he looks like a tater tot in chaps. And finally, there is one moment in this film that was not suppose to be funny, but I found myself laughing at it. During the final shootout, Jaeckel's character is told to build a barricade at the end of town to stop Chisum from coming to Billy's rescue. When Chisum stampedes a large herd of cattle through the barricade, Edward Faulkner, who must have played in every John Wayne western after 1960, utters one of the most ridiculous lines in a John Wayne western. As he witnesses the stampede coming at him, he stands up and yells It's Chisum!!!. Well no shit Sherlock, who the fucking hell did you think you were building the barricade for? Damn, that gave me a good chuckle.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 11, 2015, 03:11:52 AM
The Big Trail (1930) 76/100 - The real name of this film should be Western 101, because every trope that would be used in the making of westerns for the next four decades is incorporated, in some form, in this film. After the movie was over, I wondered how much better this would have been had it been made just three years later, once the transition to sound had been conquered. The Fox Grandeur process, which pre-dated Cinemascope by twenty years, reveals the beauty and wonder of the Wyoming frontier. Being a pre-code, the story pulls no punches in telling what it was like to be a pioneer, traveling thousands of miles, in hopes of a brighter future for a family. All the hardships, calamities and dangers of the wagon train are showcased well by Raoul Walsh, who must have had a devil of a time shooting a film in the two different processes used. He proves that he had a keen eye for framing, as there are an abundant amount of scenes where his blocking is magnificent. And I daresay, that John Ford studied this film, long and hard, because everything that came to be associated with Ford's vision of the Old West, is here, long before Ford made Stagecoach or The Searchers. But as majestic as the cinematography is, the film suffers from the same problems that almost all films did at the time. There's an overwhelming amount of grandiose posturing and stilted delivery of lines by most of the actors. The only actor who seems to be grounded properly is Tully Marshall, a forgotten, but talented character actor of the silent and early sound era. As for John Wayne, I can see why Walsh picked him for the lead. From head to toe, he looks the part of a wily, but shrewd trail scout. But what lets Wayne down is his rawness, tinged with a bit too much exuberance, and what appears to be a bit of a whine in his voice. It would take a six pack a day cigarette habit to age that voice into the steely bandsaw he would become famous for later on. He comes across as a rough diamond that needs to be polished. Unfortunately, that polishing would take close to three decades before his sparkle shown through. If you can get past the flaws and the rather slow, first thirty minutes, I think you can appreciate what Fox was trying to get on film. I liked it, it painted for me, a picture of what I think the west was like back in the 19th century.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 12, 2015, 04:01:21 AM
The Spoilers (1942) 64/100 - John Wayne gets third billing in this middling western that takes place in Alaska during the Klondike gold rush of the late 19th century. Marlene Dietrich dusts off her clothes, dialog & character from Destry Rides Again and supplants it here, thankfully, without any of her horrible warbling of songs. Randolph Scott plays the slick villain and I've come to appreciate the post- Budd Boetticher version of him a lot more after seeing him in other films during his heyday. He's too much a poor imitation of Gary Cooper, not character wise, but looks wise. The film plods along, but never really gets going. It's only better moments come from the supporting cast of Harry Carey, Samuel S. Hinds and Richard Barthelemess, of which, this was his last picture. Too bad, I always liked him and he should have had a longer career. But I guess audiences still saw him as the heartthrob of the silent era, and not as a gifted actor who should have kept the flame of fame burning bright in his post-silent career. John Wayne does a decent job with the role he's given, but the film itself is just a factory assembled bit of western ho-hum.

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Orange = Average
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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 14, 2015, 05:45:57 AM
El Dorado (1966) 78/100 - Sometimes a film can be just like an old coat that you've worn for years and brings such warmth that you always feel comfortable when your wearing it. The Shootist is my favorite John Wayne movie, but El Dorado is the film that I return to at least three or four times a year. It's jut like that comfortable old coat, in that it always entertains me and never lets me down. But just as you spot little tears and loose seams in that coat over the course of time, with repeated viewings, you start to notice flaws you never saw before in cherished films. This time, I seemed like certain musical passages in the soundtrack sounded eerily like music I'd heard in Batman episodes on TV. And lo and behold, Nelson Riddle, who scored this film, also scored an episode of that program and the music for the Batman film made in 1966. There were a couple of moments when I was waiting for William Dozier to break in to the action with, "Meanwhile, back at the Penguin's secret hideout"... Something else I noticed this time too, is that Ed Asner is horribly miscast as Bart Jason, the money man behind the guns in the range war. Every time he was onscreen, he reminded me of George Costanza from Seinfeld. Another goof is having Bull say that he'll play Marchin' through Georgia on his bugle to warn Cole and J.P. about the three gunman their trying to apprehend at the mission. Bull is obviously from the deep South with his thick Arkansas accent, so he definitely would have fought for the Confederacy. And no southern rebel would be caught dead playing a Union song on a bugle. But even with these little ticks and tremors, I still love this film. I know that I'll return to it every few months or so, probably until the day I die. It's what a western should be. Good storytelling, mixed with just the right amount of action and of course, some great looking sixties eye candy, Michele Carey and Charlene Holt...Meow!!!

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: DSig on March 14, 2015, 04:42:36 PM
I don't know .. you keep raving about The Shootist but for me it is either The Searchers, Red River or True Grit.  Don't get me wrong, I like The Shootist but I think he was more cruising in it. The performances here are so powerful and totally standup ..
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 16, 2015, 07:50:14 PM
but I think he was more cruising in it.

You know what's going to happen to him and your sad to know that he won't be coming back, both on screen and in real life.

This was Wayne's swan song and he knew it. He portrays J.B. Books with a stoic, subtle depiction of a man who knows his time is up. He's going to go out on his terms, which is what I expect from John Wayne. I don't know of any other actor in memory, who gave such a perfect performance as their last one.
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Post by: Antares on March 20, 2015, 03:15:52 AM
McLintock! (1963) 50/100 - You know you're in trouble when you have to divide the film into segments, just to get through it. It took me close to a week to watch this stinking pile of horse dung and if I never watch it again, that will be fine by me. This may have made a boatload of money 50 years ago, but its comedy and politics have not stood the test of time. John Wayne and Chill Wills, are the only reasons for watching this turkey. They have comedic chemistry between them, and when they are onscreen, the movie has its brief moments of entertainment. But unfortunately, they don't fill out the two plus hours of the film, there are other characters involved in the proceedings, and frankly, they stink. Maureen O'Hara is so bad, I'm surprised she was offered any other roles after this one. Stephanie Powers is so glad to be in a major motion picture, she gushes over indulgently. And then there's Jerry Van Dyke. I have a theory about Jerry Van Dyke, you remember the plot to Ivan Reitman's movie Twins? All the good stuff, from the genetic milkshake went into Julius, while all the residue and crap went into Vincent. Well, there must have been some rudimentary form of genetic engineering going on in the Van Dyke home back in Missouri, because all the talent went into Dick, while Jerry got the residue. I can't think of one character he's played in his career that wasn't annoying as hell. If I could have reached back in time when they were doing his dancing scenes, I would have ripped his freaking head off. As for the direction, once again, Andrew McLaglen proves that he's a third rate John Ford imitator. Even going so far as to glean the Wayne/O'Hara pre-fight trek across Inisfree from The Quiet Man, and supplanting here with just a few minor changes. Let's see, we have the water trough, the hay and a character going through a window. Pitiful... pitiful.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 21, 2015, 02:21:11 AM
Foxcatcher (2014) 76/100 - My wife rented this at Redbox because she was interested in seeing Steve Carell's Oscar nominated performance, but for my money, Channing Tatum should have got the nomination instead. After the film finished, I jumped on the web to read about the story, having only a faded memory of the incident. I also found one of the films that Du Pont had commissioned, telling of his involvement in team Foxcatcher, and it's here where I found Carell's performance a bit over the top. Carell tries too hard to paint Du Pont as a creepy, space cadet who just wants mommy's recognition and love. In the video I watched, he seems kind of normal, yet kind of a nerdy narcissist. No thousand yard stare and only the occasional stilted delivery of words when he speaks. The way Carell portrays him, you should see men in white coats, in the periphery, chasing him with butterfly nets. The story itself is very methodical and at times a bit too slow to keep the average viewer's attention span. But the performances by Tatum and Ruffalo keep you interested throughout. A lukewarm recommendation from me.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 30, 2015, 04:17:37 AM
Calamity Jane and Sam Bass (1949) 60/100 - Strange little film from Universal International, the studio that gave us all those Audie Murphy westerns in the fifties. This one, though, stars Howard Duff as Sam Bass, a lesser known bandit and Yvonne DeCarlo as a way too pretty Calamity Jane. There is no historical foundation beyond the two characters as to what happens in the film, because none of this occurred in real life. And it's even a stretch to say that they ever met during their rough and tumble lives in the old west. You basically are watching this film to gaze, not only upon Miss De Carlo, but Dorothy Hart, who has the thankless task of playing the forlorn woman who is in love with Bass, and believes he's been wronged by her lawman brother. Duff, who plays Bass, has always been somewhat of a mystery to me. When he's reciting lines, he comes across very mechanical and a bit unbelievable. But I can forgive all the faults in the film, because I love Yvonne DeCarlo. You can say what you want about Ava Gardner, but DeCarlo was every bit as beautiful as she was, and at least Yvonne could act. It's a shame she's only remembered for a stint on TV, because she was a very talented woman.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on April 11, 2015, 02:29:58 AM
The Imitation Game (2014) 74/100 - When they put up on the screen, "based upon a true story", you know that the truth will only be hinted at. And that's the main problem with this film, as the entertainment quotient must be factored into the equation. Sadly, that quotient is the main factor in the screenplay and segments of the film were overly simplistic. I didn't expect it to be anymore or less than what I watched. Some good acting, brief moments of great dialog, but more of a CliffsNotes version of the actual story. If this film had been made back in the 70's, it would have been a whole lot more cerebral and for my money, more interesting and entertaining.

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Orange = Average
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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on May 01, 2015, 05:39:22 AM
Jersey Boys (2014) 30/100 - When Clint Eastwood's time on this earth has come to an end, I hope he has it stipulated in his will that every single copy of this piece of shit film is to be collected and incinerated. He should not want to ever be remembered for making one of the worst biopics in the history of cinema. It's too long, too boring and overly laden with every biography cliche there's ever been. The only redeeming quality is the great music of Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. But then, even that is marred by some horrendous recordings of those great songs. OK, it would be hard to duplicate Frankie Valli's incredible voice, but man, there were moments when John Lloyd Young, who plays Valli, hits some really stinker notes and it has you pondering why anyone would find his voice angelic or how he would find the success that he attained. Steer clear of this disaster!

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on May 01, 2015, 10:07:00 PM
Yankee Doodle Dandy (1942) 80/100 - It must have been such a refreshing tonic to a beleaguered populace in the early days of World War II, to see such a rousing, patriotic piece of propaganda exalting the virtues of a nation founded upon personal liberty. In the time it took to make this film, we had suffered the disaster of Pearl Harbor, the loss of Wake Island, Guam and Douglas MacArthur was riding a PT boat to Australia as the Philippines was soon to fall. There would be many patriotic films made in the next few years, but none would strike the chords that this film would. George M. Cohan was no saint, and his story is somewhat whitewashed, but he did more for national fervor than any other entertainer, or politician for that matter. The values he extolled in his songs now seem dated and naive, but there was a time when this nation stood for something and looking back now on this film, it makes me sad how far we have fallen. As for the film itself, it is a bit long and I now see the advantage of watching this so many years ago with commercial breaks on UHF television. There are those who find it corny and overly sentimental, but as I've said before with films from the Golden Age of Hollywood, allow yourself to drift away to a much simpler time and you'll be rewarded tenfold. I'd still take a film like this over any of today's CGI laden explosion pulp which seems to be cranked out ad nauseum. If this film doesn't make you feel even the slightest bit patriotic, then you have no sense of history and how crucial our role was in it.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: GSyren on May 01, 2015, 11:37:41 PM
Well, it didn't make me feel very patriotic, but other than that I agree with you. I definitely take this over many of today's CGI atrocities.
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Post by: Antares on May 06, 2015, 03:17:15 AM
El Amor brujo (1986) 81/100 - I bought Saura's Flamenco Trilogy for my wife many years ago and started to watch the first film in the trilogy, Bodas de sangre with her, but I just couldn't get into it. Years have passed by, and I've decided to try again, but this time, starting with the last film in the trilogy. According to the liner notes, this was to be Saura's most narrative story of the three, and after finishing it, I wished I had started with this one many years ago. This is a hauntingly beautiful film with a pretty basic story, but is highlighted by some magnificent dancing and also by the vibrant music of early 20th century Spanish composer, Manuel de Falla. You can definitely hear the influence of Maurice Ravel in his compositions, but he definitely puts his own stamp to the alluring rhythms used in the ballet. When combined with some very creative dance routines, this becomes not only a feast for the ears, but for the eyes as well. There is one dance routine that had me mesmerized as Carmelo pronounces his love for Candela as the two dance amongst wind driven clothing, hanging on clotheslines. Candela is still haunted by the memory of her dead husband and tells Carmelo that they can never be together. As they dance, they intertwine to the pulsing of the music, but they never touch. And through the separation, you come to understand that they won't become lovers as long as Candela is haunted by her husband's spirit. The film takes a little while to get going, but in the end, it is well worth the time you invest into it. I'm now looking forward to going back for the other two films.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 08, 2015, 01:51:00 AM
Kill the Umpire (1950) 15/100 - At one time in my life, I was the biggest baseball fan in the history of the game, and to that end, had seen almost every film made on the sport. But for some reason, I never got around to Kill the Umpire. I found it on YouTube and downloaded it and after viewing it over the course of three separate nights, final finished it. Why did it take three nights? Because it is the biggest, stinking pile of crap ever perpetrated on the fans of baseball movies. Up until now, The Scout (1994) had held the ignominious position of worst baseball movie ever made, but by the sheer weight of its horrendously bad screenplay, takes its place as king of the shit pile. The first 30 minutes are excruciatingly painful to get through, but finally in the middle of the story, it looks like those opening moments are being salvaged when the main character has an epiphany on a sandlot, while umpiring a group of kids playing a game. But alas, it once again devolves into a complete train wreck of epic proportions. Frank Tashlin, who directed all those Jerry Lewis films of the late 50's, must have been completely drunk when he wrote his final act. He actually incorporates arson and attempted murder into a series of comedy scenes getting the umpire to the big game. How could any screenwriter, save for one who was working during the silent era, deem it appropriate to have characters starting fires in the top floors of a high rise hotel? I know it was a different time in the postwar years, but every other baseball film I've watched from this era, is harmless and very sentimental towards the game. This catastrophe is not.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on April 15, 2016, 01:16:30 AM
Spotlight (2015) 88/100 - I thought I'd never utter or type these words...I've lost my love for films. I've spent a lot of money amassing a large collection of DVDs, which mostly sit in folders, unwatched. Over the last few years, I've bemoaned the fact that a majority of the films coming out of Hollywood are complete crap. A couple of nights ago, I was searching through the Redbox website, and after meandering throughout all the cinemuck, saw Spotlight. I've been pretty much out of the loop as to what's been coming out over the last year, but I knew that this had won the Oscar for Best Picture. I grew up in Massachusetts during the time frame of these atrocities and having attended Catholic schools for 12 years, thought this film might be the one that restores the fire in the dying embers of my film flame... it did. I love a good "journalist investigation" film and this has to rank up there with some of the best. After I finished the film, I went on Criticker and read some of the reviews there. I was surprised to see so many people trashing it, from what I felt, was a misunderstanding of what the film was made for. It's purpose wasn't to make a groundbreaking, technical masterpiece, nor was it made to stir up the crimes of the Catholic church. It was made to show how important a Free Press is to OUR freedom and security. We live in a world where everything is being crammed into either a 15 second sound bite or a 140 character Tweet. It's all disposable information and that's what the corporations, who have taken over our country want. If it's disposable, it's also desensitizing and an apathetic and passive populace is easy prey.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
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Post by: Antares on April 19, 2016, 02:13:06 AM
Concussion (2015) 64/100 - How do you take such a fascinating subject, one which deals with a huge corporate entity trying to smash an individual and his reputation, and make such a boring movie? The moments when the film is dealing with the science and Omalu's search for the reason for retired NFL player's dementia is riveting. But either the producer or the film company decided that women wouldn't probably go to see it, so they focus over half of the film's length, dealing with Omalu's romance to his number one supporter. It's a shame that Will Smith's outstanding performance, is mired in this muck of a meandering subplot. If you want to learn more about this subject, watch the PBS Frontline episode League of Denial: The NFL's Concussion Crisis. It tells the story, from beginning to end, how, not only Bennett Omalu, but Ann McKee charted all the head trauma being inflicted upon NFL players during their careers. It's a fascinating documentary that every parent, who wonders, whether or not to allow their children to play football at a young age, should watch. Oh, and one more thing... Luke Wilson to play Roger Goodell? Wilson had maybe six lines of dialog in the whole film, mostly at press conferences or when they're holding the concussion summit. They couldn't find an actor with blondish hair instead, I mean, Goodell's character is pretty much a minor role in this screenplay and they couldn't even get that right.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on August 15, 2017, 03:58:51 AM
The Magnificent Seven (2016) 40/100 - How do you take a screenplay written by Akira Kurosawa, which many consider to be the story for one of the greatest films of all time, and spawned a re-working in Hollywood, that is nestled in many people's top ten westerns of all time, and make it so vacuous, cartoonish, predictable & mind-numbingly boring? I was about 20 minutes into this film and a dilemma was developing in my mind, do I continue, or just cut my losses now, before I waste another 2 hours plus on a bad film? I made the wrong choice. This was, basically, a comic book superhero film, set in the 19th century west. Absolutely no character development, the building of the team, takes less than 15 minutes of screen time. What made the two classic films of the past so great, was the initial indoctrination of each member of the seven. What made each man good enough to be included in this small team, in such an adventure. Here, for example, a Comanche warrior named Red Harvest, states that "The elders have said I'm on a different path", and he's accepted. The classic knife versus gun duel, from the original western, is over in a blink of an eye, so there's no suspense to the scene at all. In the original, James Coburn barely speaks, yet you know he's one badass, and you probably shouldn't mess with him. Here, his character is an asian ninja, dressed in Levis, and wielding more mini-swords and knives than you could imagine, and he has a propensity to mumble the few words of dialog given to him. But the pièce de résistance on this pile of pig vomit, has to be the performance of Peter Sarsgaard. I couldn't tell if he was drunk, high or just completely disgusted that he agreed to be in this film. Usually, he's a really good actor who can seize upon something in the characters he plays. But in this role, he's almost seems like he's screaming at the director, "Cut!, that's good enough, mail the check to my agent."

If you want to watch a film that takes the theme of robber baron - vs - homesteaders, then just find Kevin Costner's Open Range. It's a longer, more detailed film, that manages to fly by much faster than this train wreck.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Piffi on August 15, 2017, 04:31:34 PM
Great to have your reviews back! Keep'em coming! :)
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 05, 2019, 08:06:11 PM
A Fistful of Dollars (1964) 74/100 - I do find it difficult going into watching this film, without comparing it to Kurosawa's Yojimbo. But this time, I made an effort to view it with a clean slate, as if I'd never seen that film. But as hard as I tried, I just couldn’t do it. At this juncture in their respected careers, the two directors are very far apart in level of artistry. There are moments where Leone shows signs of the brilliance that would come to the forefront, in the next few years. But here, the screenplay kind of just plods along, and it does come across as a pale version of Kurosawa’s seminal film. One scene that really doesn’t work is the cemetery scene. All these bullets are flying through the air, yet the two soldiers just “sit” there calmly, as if nothing is going on around them. At what point does either side realize they’ve been duped by Joe? But on the other side of the coin, the scene with the exchange of Marisol and the Baxter’s son, plays out more tragically in Leone’s film, while Kurosawa played the similar scene comically in Yojimbo. When you get down to it, it’s a great place to begin the ascension of the spaghetti western over the next few years. And Leone will set the bar higher and higher, with each successive release. I did find myself, raising my review by a few points over at Criticker.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 10, 2019, 04:57:08 PM
For a Few Dollars More (1965) 77/100 – I’ve always felt that this was a worthy sequel to Leone’s first outing A Fistful of Dollars. But whereas, that film was “adapted” from an outstanding screenplay by Akira Kurosawa, Leone’s first attempt has troubles with pacing and some murky plot lines. A few changes here and there and it probably would be considered a bonafide classic of the Spaghetti western genre. But what holds it back is its length, which could have easily come in at less than 1:50 minutes. A better choice to play the villain, as Volonte is almost cartoonish at times. I can understand why he wasn’t around again, for the next Leone outing. A few less double-crosses, and finally, the ridiculous theme of Indio and the marijuana cigarettes, which kind of got annoying when repeated for the umpteenth time. So that’s about all the complaining I’ll do because when it shines, it radiates. Lee Van Cleef steals every scene when his character is onscreen. I firmly believe that if he had played the main Baxter role in Fistful, that film would have been better. He just exudes badassery in every glance, smirk or motion. And you can almost sense that Eastwood sees this, and will emulate a lot of what Van Cleef does in this film, on the next one, when they are paired up again. Morricone’s score is once again, every bit as important as any of the characters. It’s fluid, and when the need arises, subtle in its conveyance of the atmosphere and mood of the story. One thing I did notice this time, which I never noticed in my previous viewings, was one mistake Leone made in the screenplay, concerning the El Paso bank robbery. When Mortimer uses the acid to open the safe, and opens the heavy safe door, Leone goes in for a close up of the contents. If you look closely, most of the paper cash is Confederate notes, which would be worthless eventually. There’s no time frame associated to any of the story, so I can’t understand why Leone chose to do this. There’s no mention of the American Civil War in the plot, so it seems out of place in the screenplay.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 10, 2019, 04:58:41 PM
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966) 90/100 – If I only had to rate the first hour and fifteen minutes, plus the final fifteen minutes, I would be hard pressed not to give it a perfect score. On this viewing I really paid attention to Leone’s gift for framing his shots. He was only rivaled by Kurosawa, as both had vision that transcended other directors, and made them in my eyes, artists. It’s true that the western was a dying genre, and for the most part, it was on life support. But I do believe that it was accelerated along in its demise due to Leone making the two greatest westerns back to back. There was never going to be anyone else talented enough to reach the strata that could attain peer level on either of those two masterpieces. This being a re-watch, probably my fifth or sixth time, I did notice the vast difference in the added vocal tracks of Eli Wallach & Clint Eastwood, on the re-inserted scenes which found their way on the cutting room floor, for the American release. I’m kind of amazed that whoever did those tracks, didn’t added a bit of bass boosting to Wallach’s, and the opposite boost in treble to Eastwood’s. They both sounded aged in the delivery of the lines, and both could have used some equalization help to make the tracks less haggard in sound. On this re-watch, I did have a bit of a problem with the pacing, as I found myself fast forwarding through some of the film’s middle section. This section has always been an issue with me, because there are two scenes, which really don’t add anything to the story, and always slow the action down to a crawl. The first is the scene with Tuco’s brother, the priest. It should be there to add some exposition to what made Tuco become the man and outlaw he grew up to be. But it just serves as a way for the brother to admonish him, for not being at their father’s side at the time of his death. The second scene, is probably one of the favorite scenes for most viewers, but has always made me yawn, the bridge. First, Blondie and Tuco get off their horses, and Tuco looks at his tattered map, proclaiming that they only need to cross the river, to get to their destination. It’s quiet; they start to walk a few paces and are then halted by Union soldiers. They are then taken a few more steps, past a small tree to the left, and the shot opens up to reveal an entire army of soldiers and artillery over the expansive vista of the river. They’ve taken maybe twenty steps from the dismounting of the horses, to this spot, and should have been able to see the army ahead of them. They’ve both just spent time in a Union prisoner of war camp, they know the Union army is nearby, and they don’t tread warily at this point? What follows is about twenty minutes of exposition, by a Union captain, as to why both armies are there, and why it would be beneficial to both armies, if the bridge wasn’t there anymore. All, just so Leone can blow up the bridge, which as a special effects scene is dazzling, but not necessary to the storyline. I still love this film, but with each successive viewing, it tries my patience more and more. Ironically, the next film, Once Upon a Time in the West, another investment in extended personal time, just seems to breeze by.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
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Post by: Antares on March 11, 2019, 02:23:33 AM
Once Upon a Time in the West (1968) 100/100 – This film is perfection for me. I’ve watched it at least ten times in my life, and this time, because I watched it on an ultra 4K television, was the best. This is where Leone hit his high water mark in his directorial canon, be it story, dialog or cinematography. There are so many outstanding shots in this epic, that if you blink, you might miss them. One of my favorites is this shot, showing Jill McBain (Claudia Cardinale) heading out by horse carriage to Sweetwater, and the family that awaits her.

(https://i.ibb.co/cCy4XvK/Jill.jpg)

As of yet, she doesn’t know the tragedy that has befallen that family, and what that tragedy portends for her future. In the above shot, you see the famous Twin Mitten buttes, plus another butte to the right. All three buttes are cast in shadow, with the one on the right, with just a touch of sunshine on top, and her carriage is basked in brilliant sunshine. Now either this was one of the luckiest coincidences in film history or Leone was such a gifted artist, that he waited for this shot to materialize. From an allegorical viewpoint, you could see this as Jill heading into the darkness of her future. She will meet three larger than life men, who will alter her destiny. All three are dark, mysterious, foreboding and ominous in scope. The small amount of sunshine on the third butte could also signify that that only one man will survive by the end of the film, which is what happens. I’ve only heard this shot described as Leone paying homage to John Ford and his famous trilogy of westerns with John Wayne. But I’d like to think that what I see in this frame is what Leone intended.

I think the reason that this film resonates more strongly to me, as opposed to its predecessor, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, is that GBU plays out solely like an action western. Once Upon a Time in the West is the closest any western ever came to an operatic experience. It’s Wagner’s Die Walküre with guns and horses, or Bizet’s Carmen in a desert train station. And it works because you finally have a strong female lead as one of the major roles in the story. It’s what is lacking in GBU, and what makes this the much more rounded film in Leone’s canon. And you can tell that Leone knows it’s probably his last western, and he meticulously crafts every scene like it’s a portrait, leaving no one a chance to surpass his brilliance. At times, I was reminded of the famous Remington paintings, depicting the west in all its sagebrush glory.

If I could change one moment, one small thing, it would be in the closing moments, after the final duel.
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It would have bled irony, and given more time for Frank to realize who Harmonica was, as he fell forward into the dust of eternal darkness.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: DSig on March 11, 2019, 04:59:01 PM
you are right all around ... this is a brilliant film
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Achim on March 13, 2019, 04:29:10 AM
Strong agreement from me as well. Especially the near silent (almost no Words spoken) opening scenes are wonderful; and then that introduction to Henry Fonda...
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on September 25, 2019, 01:54:19 AM
Can You Ever Forgive Me? (2018) 60/100 – When my wife asked me if I wanted to watch this film, her main selling point to me, was that it wasn’t too long. Over the last 15 years I’ve acquired a growing apathy, and sadly, despondency over the quality of films and filmmaking in this new century. If a film’s story doesn’t grab me in the first twenty minutes, I get restless. I can best describe myself as an old school kind of film fan…I like a good story. You can be creatively quirky, use revolutionary camera angles and overload the soundtrack with easily recognizable tunes to try to absorb your target demographic audience. But first and foremost, tell me a story. This film should have resonated with me, it had a great backstory. Unfortunately, the director meanders a bit too much in the beginning, thus leaving little time to develop the foundation for the fraud that the main character perpetrated. Lee Israel has been purported to have churned out close to 400 forgeries, before she was arrested by the FBI. Here, she does about eight and the hounds of justice are already howling at her door. Had less time been used in the beginning of the film, setting up the premise of how much of a bitch she was, the depth of the screenplay could have been deeper and more interesting. By the time the end credits started to scroll you basically just watched one really repulsive and another sadly tragic character, sleepwalk their way into criminal mayhem and misfortune. Too bad, the story of Lee Israel is a compelling one, and should have been given a bit more breadth; it would have made for a much better movie.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
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Post by: Antares on December 16, 2019, 02:31:00 AM
They Shall Not Grow Old (2018) 50/100 - Extremely disappointed in this after reading all the wonderful reviews for this documentary. It came across as second rate Ken Burns and you'll not learn a thing about the war watching it. I do understand what Jackson was trying to do, give the viewer a soldier's insight. But having modern day soldiers read excerpts from long since dead soldiers, accompanied by colorized film stock is not the way to do it. I'd rather see and hear living human beings, who fought in the war give their remembrances. Which is why I suggest you forgo this forgettable documentary and head over to YouTube and watch the best documentary on the first World War, done by the BBC as a television documentary series back in 1964. It's called The Great War, it's hosted by Michael Redgrave and here's a link to a playlist with all 26 episodes. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLucsO-7vMQ00twBJvRZKs1KNUKUVClo6C (https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLucsO-7vMQ00twBJvRZKs1KNUKUVClo6C). At the time it was made there were plenty of ex-soldiers still alive and their recollections are worth the time it takes to watch all 26 episodes. And, you just might learn something more than a Cliff's Notes version of history. To compare the two, the latter is like a banquet with 26 magnificent meals to choose from. The former is a TV dinner.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is

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Post by: Antares on December 16, 2019, 03:06:52 AM
The Wrecking Crew (2015) 75/100 - If you grew up in the sixties the music was unparalleled in history. In 1965 alone, you had three major movements just in Rock & Roll. You had the British Invasion leading the charge, surf music on the West Coast and Berry Gordy forging a musical empire in Detroit with Motown. But along side these three movements was a pop hit making machine in Los Angeles which rivaled the Brill Building in New York City in the early sixties. And at the various producer's disposal was a group of musicians whose abilities were second to none. They were called The Wrecking Crew. Phil Spector wouldn't record without them. All of The Monkees hits were instrumentally done by them. Pet Sounds is virtually a Brian Wilson and the Wrecking Crew album. The amount of hit records they played on is mind boggling in its scope. Yet, Hal Blaine, Tommy Tedesco, Joe Osborne, Carol Kaye, Earl Palmer & Bones Howe are names that most music aficionados do not know. A few of the Crew would go on to music careers of their own, with varied success. The most successful was Glen Campbell, who is thought to be by many, one of the greatest studio guitarists of all time. Leon Russell would have a short successful career and Larry Knechtel would become a member of the group Bread in the early seventies. The documentary mainly focuses on the six unknowns I mentioned and while it tells of their history in the recording studio, it offers very little in revelations. And that is why I can only give this documentary a lukewarm rating. It was made by Tommy Tedesco son, and he's really not a filmmaker. He's basically just trying to give his pop some props for what he accomplished while he was in the music business. In a sense, it works, and if you know nothing about this group of extraordinary musicians, you will be entertained and schooled a bit. Though there's one really sad and poignant moment when the Crew's days are long since over and Tommy Tedesco appears on and wins The Gong Show. It brought a tear to my eye to think that Tedesco was desperate for any gig and chose that. He should be remembered, and so should the rest of the Crew. There wouldn't be a sixties without them.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
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Post by: Antares on December 26, 2019, 01:22:03 AM
A Band Called Death (2012) 70/100 – So after I finished watching this documentary, I went on Youtube and found the album. When the last song was finished, it left me pondering what should be obvious questions. Their debut album, or should I say EP, is only 26 minutes long. How could the film makers not spend more time actually playing excerpts from all of the songs on the disc? They seemed to focus only on three songs, and though they are great songs, more depth could have been given to the film by showing how diverse and talented the Hackney brothers were on the entire EP. The film then starts to meander through the history of the two brothers who are still alive and it is here where the film starts to falter. Had they focused more on the stuff from the 70’s and the resurgence in the 00’s, this could have been a really tight documentary. I would have liked to know why the band, after all the rejections, didn’t choose to relocate to New York City, instead of Burlington, Vermont. Their EP was recorded in 1975, two years before the punk invasion of 1977. When the Sex Pistols toured America, it was on the nightly news on three major networks. Why didn’t Death just go to CBGB in 1977? They would have crushed the other famous bands that came out of that seminal punk venue. If you’re into music, then this documentary is worth a look. But if you’re not, the story just doesn’t grab you enough to keep it interesting. After listening to the whole EP, I can tell you this, I never really cared much for punk rock, but it would have been interesting to see what David Hackney would have come up with next. He definitely had talent and one can only wonder what technically crafted music he would have created.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on December 31, 2019, 01:52:39 AM
Not Quite Hollywood: The Wild, Untold Story of Ozploitation! (2008) 72/100 - An interesting little documentary on the Australian film industry in the 70's & 80's. I would have loved to rate it higher, but the editing in the first 40 minutes or so is like it was done by a teenager drunk with caffeine after downing gallons of Dr. Pepper and direly in need of a sedative or Ritalin. Picture watching the Woodstock documentary edited to be shown as an MTV video. Quick cuts, using two separate screen images, rapid fire montages and talking heads popping in and out explaining what you are seeing. But you are not allowed enough time to absorb what you're watching, because it's on to the next film. It's this need to be flashy, coy and cute at the same time, that detracts from the viewer's experience. It finally settles in after about 45 minutes, and this is when the documentary gets interesting. I remember a few of these films back in the mid-80's when Cinemax would play them in the wee hours of the morning, filling out their daily schedule. It was the perfect time to watch one of these films, and though not all were good, every so often, you found a diamond in the rough. If you grew up on drive-in movies or late night cable schlock, then you'd probably be interested in this documentary. I know I wrote down at least half a dozen films for future perusal.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
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Post by: Antares on July 11, 2020, 06:51:07 PM
Midway (2019) 30/100 - I wasn't paying attention during the opening credits, so I did not know who the director of the film was. But I knew I was in trouble in just the first few minutes when a F4F Wildcat makes the most physically impossible landing on the aircraft carrier USS Enterprise. So now, my curiosity is piqued and I had to find out, is this a Michael Bay film? That's the kind of schmaltzy special effects crap he would pull, but then I saw that it was his cinematic incompetent twin brother Roland Emmerich. I should have cut my losses right then and there, but being a military history buff, I decided to brave the unknown and continue. And true to form, Emmerich takes a huge dump of shit on one of the most exciting battles in WWII. So much time is relegated to exposition of the two major events preceding the battle, Pearl Harbor and the Doolittle raid, that when it comes time for Midway, Emmerich has to shift into overdrive. The result is that wholesale parts of the battle are completely shorn away and mentioned as only a side note. How the fuck do you make a film about the Battle of Midway and NOT show the Yorktown being attacked, not once, but TWICE!!! This movie is so bad, it makes the 1976 version, with Charlton Heston, look like a masterpiece in comparison. And that was the most cliché ridden war film I had ever seen. Roland Emmerich films should come with a warning on the film poster, similar to what they put on cigarette boxes, because watching anything made by him can be damaging.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
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Post by: Antares on July 11, 2020, 06:56:47 PM
Hellzapoppin' (1941) 60/100 - From my perspective, this film has two things working for it, and two things working against it. In the plus column you have Mischa Auer and the amazingly talented Martha Raye, whom I have a newfound respect for. Take her out of the film and it sinks like a stone. But, working against it are Olsen & Johnson and Jane Frazee & Robert Paige as the love interests. Olsen & Johnson are a poor man's Abbott & Costello. They have no schtick, they just occupy the frame space, and when they're there, you can't wait for the movie to get back to Auer & Raye. Frazee & Paige are two doormats onscreen and once again, cue Auer & Raye please. It was probably a pretty daring film back in 1941, but time has not been kind to it. Almost all of the jokes fall flat. I counted one gag that I laughed at, and that was the joke with Auer wanting more bread. It wasn't a great gag, but I did chuckle, because Auer had great comedic timing. For a movie that clocks in at only 80 minutes, it dragged a lot. That is, except for the best scene in the film, the "staff" doing the "Lindy Hop' dance routine. Wow! I repeat WOW!!!

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
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Post by: Antares on July 11, 2020, 06:58:24 PM
Carry on Doctor (1967) 58/100 - Back in 2010 I was lucky enough to win a monthly contest in England for writing a film review on the Find-dvd.co.UK website. I won a £200 gift certificate and when I was deciding which DVDs to buy, I thought about buying the "Carry On" collection. The franchise was the most successful film series in Great Britain with 31 films starting in 1958 and running through 1992. I love British comedy and I came ever so close to buying this set. It would have been a blind buy, because I had never seen one of the thirty one films, but they were supposed to be very funny. Well, I've finally watched my first film and looking back, I'm glad I didn't take the plunge on the whole set. Maybe this wasn't the film to start with, but from what I understand, this was one the more successful films in the line. It's cheeky, bawdy, but to be honest, a bit dull. Not a good thing for a comedy. Sid James, long one of my favorite British comedians kind of dials it in on this one, as did Charles Hawtrey. But, Kenneth Williams proves why he was one of England's top box office draws when it came to comedy. If I could put it into one line, it's like Benny Hill, but a few steps down.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 11, 2020, 06:59:23 PM
Arthur (1981) 72/100 - It is so sad that this film has been pretty much blacklisted by the PC police. I remember watching this countless times in the 80's on HBO & Cinemax and every time, it made me chuckle. What's even sadder is the amount of people today who love watching movies who have been brainwashed by the politically correct dogma that you shouldn't laugh at an alcoholic. Foster Brooks must be resting so comfortably in his grave, knowing that he came along when it was OK to be the bumbling drunk. I was surprised to read some reviews on this film from people whose thoughts and comments I respect. Lighten up! It's a comedy. It's worth it just to see John Gielgud steal every scene he is in.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
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Post by: Antares on July 11, 2020, 07:00:31 PM
Blazing Saddles (1974) 90/100 - Mel Brooks is right, this film deserves to be at the top spot on the AFI 100 years... 100 Laughs list. There are more laughs in this film than the combined amount in the five films that sit above it. To have this movie at number six is a travesty. I can't think of another film before this that skewered a genre so magnificently. Yes, it can be crude, and in today's politically correct society, somewhat offensive to those who look for any reason to be offended. But being a Western fan and aficionado, I still have moments of gut churning laughs while watching this amazing screenplay. And Mel Brooks was smart to let Richard Pryor write all the racial jokes, because he could have never gotten away with some of the stuff in the film, had he written it himself. Finally, Madeline Kahn was robbed on Oscar night, she deserved the award much more than Ingrid Bergman.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 11, 2020, 07:02:38 PM
Lady for a Day (1933) 74/100

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It's a shame that hardly anyone remembers Warren William today, an actor who, at the beginning of the sound era, was as popular as Clark Gable, Spencer Tracy or Cary Grant would be at the end of the thirties. A contract player at Warner Bros., he eschewed the notoriety and the limelight, and was happy to get his assignment, make the film, and go home. On loan to Columbia, he stars with May Robson in Frank Capra's first hit film, with an adapted screenplay by Robert Riskin of a Damon Runyon short story. Robson plays Apple Annie, a somewhat dowdy peddler who sells apples on the street during the Great Depression. Her best customer is Dave the Dude, a professional gambler who believes that Annie's apples bring him good luck. Sound familiar? Capra would remake the film in 1961 with Bette Davis and Glenn Ford and call it Pocketful of Miracles.

If you’ve seen the remake, but not the original, then you owe it to yourself to seek it out. Davis and Ford really don’t embody their characters and that’s the reason the film kind of flopped in 1961. But here, Robson and William, plus a plethora of great character actors from the Pre-Code era, give it their all, and the results are a witty and charming story. I always love seeing the name Ned Sparks when I venture into an early thirties film, he was the prototype wisecracking pal that other actors would emulate in the following decades. He plays off of William’s character much better than Peter Falk did with Glenn Ford in the remake. Warren William was known for playing lecherous businessmen in various Pre-Code gems, so it’s nice to see him play a good guy for once. He’s one of my secret favorite actors, whom I’ve never understood why, kind of disappeared so fast. Maybe it was the crop of young actors that I mentioned coming down the pike, that curtailed his prominence in pictures.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 11, 2020, 07:03:54 PM
Keoma (1976) 40/100 - The final climactic scene in this film has the main protagonist, a half breed squaring off with his three white half brothers, while a woman is giving birth and screaming in agony. But it is the viewer who is in agony after watching this incredibly bad movie. It has the worst soundtrack I have ever heard, with a screaming banshee of a woman and what sounds like a guy who is gargling with razor blades as he sings. Every time either one would start to sing, I had to stop the film and come back to it after a few days, it was that annoying to listen to. It took me over 8 attempts to make it to the end. Earlier in the month, after watching a Corbucci film, I pondered if I'd ever watch a spaghetti western again. After Keoma, my mind is set, I'm done.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 11, 2020, 07:05:19 PM
Man Without a Star (1955) 65/100 - Universal International was well known in the fifties for their western offerings, so I can't understand why Kirk Douglas, in his production company's first film, decided upon King Vidor to be the director. Last night, I watched an early Budd Boetticher film from two years earlier which had plenty of action and showed that Boetticher was a director on the rise. When the film started I was enthusiastic, because the opening theme song was sung by Frankie Laine, usually a good harbinger of things to come. But from the onset, it doesn't know what kind of film it wants to be. Bits of comedy, Douglas singing a song and in the end, a somewhat revenge vibe, that never really amounts to anything of merit. It was entertaining, hell, anything with Kirk Douglas is, but it never really satisfies. In the end, it comes across as nothing more than a B movie. Had Douglas chosen Boetticher, it may have been much, much better. It had the potential.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 11, 2020, 07:06:52 PM
The Man from the Alamo (1953) 75/100 - It's a travesty that Budd Boetticher was never given a chance to direct a big budget western. He definitely could hold his own when judged against peers such as John Ford, Howard Hawks or Anthony Mann. His westerns are straightforward action films with little of the cornpone humor found in abundance in the Ford pictures. This film has a simple storyline, one man at the Alamo draws lots with four other men, who happen to be his neighbors, to leave the Alamo and try and save the five families who are about to be attacked by renegade Texas guerrillas. It's the one time no man wants to be the winner, because that man will forever be looked upon as a coward. Glenn Ford plays the unfortunate man who arrives to find that he was too late to save the families, and now he lives for revenge against the guerrillas. Coming in at an economical 79 minutes, the story breezes by, and if it had been given more money and a bit more depth, it may have been remembered for being more than just a B movie classroom for Boetticher's future films. It also has two memorable stunt man scenes that are definitely worth checking out. They're both fight scenes, one amongst tied up horses which I can't believe didn't stomp on the men and the other, at a waterfall. These two scenes exemplify why Boetticher has a cult of fans who love his westerns. If you've never watched a Boetticher western, this is a good place to start.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 11, 2020, 07:08:06 PM
Destry (1954) 66/100 - Had I never saw the original made in 1939, I would have liked this and rated it better than I have. But you can't get the original out of your head. Audie Murphy knew he wasn't a great actor, and to ask him to play a role made famous by James Stewart was probably more daring and difficult for him, than his machine gun action in Holtzwihr which won him his Congressional Medal of Honor in 1945. So because it's pretty much a scene by scene remake of the original, by the same director, one can only compare performances. So, to start, Murphy doesn't do that bad of a job as Tom Destry. Like I mentioned earlier, if I had watched this first, I would have been impressed by how much he had grown as an actor in just six years. Brain Donlevy > Lyle Bettger, Bettger plays his usual slick, but in the end cowardly bad guy and he never comes across as anything but weak. Marlene Dietrich = Mari Blanchard, Dietrich is the better actress and her fight scene and final kiss scene with Destry are the highlights of the original. Blanchard gets kudos from me as a better singer and after reading about her struggles in her youth with polio, for being able to dance that well, having been afflicted and recovering on her own from that paralyzing disease. Charles Winninger > Thomas Mitchell, usually I really like Mitchell, but I've seen this kind of performance from him in the past, and it seemed old and stale. Samuel S. Hinds > Edgar Buchanan, I'm sorry, but Buchanan will always be Uncle Joe from Petticoat Junction, and Uncle Joe was an annoying character that I just can't get out of my mind when I see him in something other than the TV show. Mischa Auer >>> Wallace Ford, this was a no-brainer. Auer was the funniest part of the original and changing his character to a doctor, who is incredibly hen pecked just falls flat. Finally, the songs in the original fit the western town setting much better than the songs here. At times, I thought they would have been better suited for 50's burlesque house.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 11, 2020, 07:09:16 PM
Seven Ways from Sundown (1960) 65/100 - At first I couldn't figure out what kind of western this was going or wanted to be. There are a few played for laugh moments in the beginning, and I started to wonder if this was going to be worth the investment in my personal time. But once the town is left behind and the pursuit and ambush take place, this turned out to be an enjoyable little movie. Once Barry Sullivan's character is captured, the film then evolves into a quasi buddy picture that at times, reminded me of 3:10 to Yuma, but not as stark or dramatic. It may have starred Audie Murphy, but this is Sullivan's picture. He plays a well known and well liked outlaw who has a price on his head and a lot of friends in a lot of towns that Murphy has to travel through to bring him to justice. By the end of the movie you can understand why everyone likes him, Sullivan's the kind of guy you'd want as a friend. Halfway through the story, I started to get the feeling that Murphy was OK with Sullivan stealing the film from him. Earlier that same year, he had a supporting role in John Huston's bigger budgeted western The Unforgiven, with Burt Lancaster, Audrey Hepburn Charles Bickford & Lillian Gish. The success of that film may have led Murphy to believe that bigger and better things were about to happen with his career and he would only have to make this film as part of his Universal contract.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 11, 2020, 07:10:25 PM
The Spaghetti West (2005) 65/100 - If you've never watched a "spaghetti" western it will give you a broad introduction. But it never really delves into the film making as a whole, and when Sergio Leone is the prime moving force in this sub-genre, some time has to be spent on how great an artist he was. It did give me a few more films that I'm curious to explore, although I'm finding myself getting frustrated with the oeuvre outside of Leone.

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Post by: Antares on July 11, 2020, 07:11:31 PM
Duck, You Sucker (1971) 70/100 - After finishing the documentary I reviewed earlier, I decided to do a re-watch of the one Leone film I've only viewed once. After watching it initially I couldn't understand why a lot of people thought it was a lesser effort from Leone. But now after a second viewing, the problems do stand out more clearly. The main problem with it is Rod Steiger. With Leone not speaking any English, he mustn't have been able to realize how awful Steiger's Mexican accent sounds. I really wish Eli Wallach would have been given the role, I do believe he could have made the role more grounded and believable. Another problem is the pacing after the initial ninety minutes, when the film does an about face and focuses completely on the revolutionary aspect of the story. Switching from an action style western to a political sermon throws the mood of the film into reverse. It's still better than almost all other film westerns by Italian directors, but after this second viewing, it will probably be a long time before I watch it again. I wound up dropping its score 10 points. Who knows how much further it can go if I watch it again?

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Post by: Antares on July 11, 2020, 07:12:47 PM
Canyon Passage (1946) 85/100 - Probably the best use of Technicolor I've seen in a film. If after watching this in a large screened movie house back in 1946, you didn't feel compelled to move to Oregon, I'd have to wonder if blood flowed through your veins. Countless scenes of majestic Cascade mountain beauty throughout the breadth of this forgotten gem of a "western". Can it really be called a western? All the clichéd tropes of assembly line made westerns of the period are set aside, in favor of a menagerie of intertwined subplots, cast against the grandiose, yet somewhat claustrophobic setting of dense tree lined mountains. Dana Andrews is solid as the lead and it was a guilty joy to finally see Brian Donlevy not play the snake oil sleazy role he was pigeon holed in throughout his long career. Susan Hayward is always a joy to gaze upon and the rest of the cast, especially Ward Bond, relishing his role as the ugliest and meanest character he ever played, keep the story moving along at a comfortable, but engaging pace. I thoroughly enjoyed watching this, and wish it had been just a bit longer. This is only the fourth film directed by Jacques Tourneur that I've seen, and now I know I have to explore many more.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 11, 2020, 07:13:56 PM
Along Came Jones (1945) 60/100 - It's supposed to be a spoof of his films and roles, but Cooper and company barely elicit even the slightest chuckle. It moseys along at a rather plodding pace and even at 90 minutes, seems much longer. I don't ever see me myself watching this again. I had high hopes when I saw William Demarest, but unlike his turns with Preston Sturges, a screenwriter that could have made this great, his time and mine was wasted.

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Post by: Antares on July 11, 2020, 07:17:30 PM
Vera Cruz (1954) 57/100 - I usually love a film directed by Robert Aldrich, but this was a slog from the get go.
Cooper seems to be uninterested, Lancaster is so over the top, it gives credence to Frank Gorshin's pitch perfect impersonation of him.



Smiling isn't acting Burt! Lots of soon to be big names in supporting roles, but they are mostly played for comedy relief or bullet fodder.
Denise Darcel is horrible, leaving Sara Montiel as the only bright performance in this mess of a film. If you're a Gary Cooper or Burt Lancaster completest, then you might like it, but I'd skip it.

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Post by: Antares on July 11, 2020, 07:19:15 PM
Day of the Outlaw (1959)) 80/100 - Last week I watched Sergio Corbucci’s famous spaghetti western The Great Silence, a film heralded for its unique setting of a desolate snow covered landscape. But Corbucci just uses it as a backdrop to the main story line. Here, it's part of the screenplay and because of this, this is a forgotten gem of a western and leaps and bounds better than Corbucci's effort. You feel the wind chill, you agonize alongside the men who trudge through the deep snowdrifts. A few minor changes and this would have been considered a top 10 western of all time. The first change would have been to lengthen both the beginning and the end portions of the film at the cost of the middle. Not enough time is given to building up the tensions between Blaise Starrett (Robert Ryan) and the homesteaders of the town. Leaving De Toth with only the middling middle portion of the film, when the outlaws arrive. Burl Ives is great again as the leader of the outlaws, who stops in the town to have a bullet removed from his chest. While he recovers, he forbids his men from whiskey and the wives of the homesteaders. Unfortunately, the supporting cast who play his band are pretty bad, and the subsequent scenes appear cartoonish, with the exception of David Nelson. A few years ago we had a discussion during a past March western marathon as to the depth and ability of Ricky Nelson in Rio Bravo. Ricky got the musical talent, his brother had better acting talent. His role is pretty standard fare, so you can't look upon it as eye opening, but he does hold his own, and shines far brighter than his fellow character actors. Another change I would have made would have scrapped the romantic entanglement between Ryan and Tina Louise, it serves no purpose and Louise's delivery of her lines with Ryan are pretty uninspiring or believable. Lastly, and this is the best part of the film, I would have added a few twists to the final portion of the film when Ryan is leading the outlaws through what he has convinced them is, a secret way out of the mountains and away from the town and the pursuing cavalry. There's an integral moment when Ryan is leading them through the deep snow, the men and horses enveloped in clouds of heated breath and Ives says to Ryan, "I'm feeling better. I'm beginning to hope we're going to make it". To which Ryan responds "None of us are going to make it".
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My ending would have been much better. With only the two greedy outlaws left, Ryan gets them through the treeline and comes upon what appears to be a snow covered expanse of land. Their horses by now are tired from trudging through extremely deep snow, carrying the bulk of the gold and Ryan tells them they need to dismount and lead the horses to save their strength. As the trio is one third of the way across the supposed field, Ryan hears the slight sound of ice cracking behind him. He realizes they're crossing a hidden mountain lake and with many hot springs being located in Wyoming, they could be crossing a warm feeder stream into the lake. He mounts his horse, unburdened by bags of heavy gold, and tries to escape. The outlaw who was behind him, grabs his rifle and just as he's raising it, both he and the other outlaw, along with the weight laden horses fall through the ice and slowly freeze to death in the brutally cold water. A much bleaker ending than the ridiculously happy one tacked on by De Toth, which has
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If you like a good suspenseful story and some amazing cinematography, give this a chance. You'll see the faults I've mentioned, but it doesn't distract from the over all drama. I recommend it wholeheartedly.

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Post by: Antares on July 11, 2020, 07:20:27 PM
Valdez Is Coming (1971)) 68/100 – This had the potential to be a really good western, but it is let down by poor direction from Edwin Sherin. The pacing is a bit slow at times and a few of the scenes should have been given a few more takes to get the scene right. Also, in the beginning, it takes you a while to accept Burt Lancaster as a Mexican, but by the end, once he’s on his quest for revenge he’s believable. I really think this film could have benefited from a Morricone type music score. There are long stretches where there is no background music at all and the film falters because of it. This was Richard Jordan’s first film and it shows. He plays a wannabe gunman who really cannot muster the strength and courage for that kind of profession, unfortunately, his bugged eyed, frenetic way of saying his lines comes across as bombastic and cartoonish. The main antagonist Tanner is played by Jon Cypher, whom you’d recognize as one of those actors who always played arrogant types, and his performance really makes the story stumble at times. The real standout performance is by veteran character actor Barton Heyman as El Segundo, the leader of Tanner's hired gunmen. At first you think he's going to be the maniacal sadist, but in the end, he's philosophical and respectful of Valdez' plight. And this leads to an unfinished ending, slightly ambiguous but truthful. While it will never be considered a classic, it would be an interesting or entertaining diversion if you like revenge films.

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Post by: Antares on July 11, 2020, 07:21:29 PM
The Great Sioux Uprising (1953) 54/100 – It’s a mystery to me that this film never found its way onto the short list for films to be skewered on Mystery Science Theater 3000. I generally don’t mind when a western is hokey, or cliché ridden as long as it entertains me. Usually Lloyd Bacon is a serviceable director, but given the scope of the screenplay, his hands were definitely tied. Jeff Chandler is good, but Faith Domergue is awful. At least you get to watch Lyle Bettger honing the slick villain skill he would employ throughout his entire career in westerns.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 11, 2020, 07:22:39 PM
Meek's Cutoff (2010) 80/100 - I remember ten years ago when this was getting all the buzz in the cinema world. It was a film I really wanted to see, but just never got around to watching. Sadly, I forgot about it, even though there were times when I went looking for it, but I couldn't for the life of me, remember its title. Yesterday I found it on Tubi while scanning through the "Critic's picks." This could have been a sagebrush masterpiece, but for two glaring problems. First, this is the West, it's beautiful, even when it's barren, it's beautiful. Why would you want to shoot the film in 1.33/1 Academy aspect ratio? It's not like modern day theaters can't project widescreen. Was Kelly Reichardt trying to give the film a feeling for old time westerns? If she was, it didn't work. I have to believe it was budget related, and if so, then I can forgive it. The second problem arises when the film just ends abruptly. There's no resolution to the narrative. It felt like they got to a point and ran out of money, so they decided to call it a day and go with what they had filmed. This time if it was about money, I can't forgive it. Don't release the film if it's not complete.

Believe me, I was really enjoying the movie, it was showing the true hardships of pioneers on the Oregon Trail. Now I know it would have been cost prohibitive to tell the real story of the wagon train that did follow Stephen Meek, but just looking at this Wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meek_Cutoff) page, I know I could have come up with a much better screenplay than the one penned by screenwriter Jonathan Raymond. It feels like Raymond skimmed this article and lifted a few lines to base his sparse screenplay around. Too bad, if it had more of the story, and the right aspect ratio, I could have seen myself rating it at least 15 points higher.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 11, 2020, 07:23:53 PM
The Great Silence (1968) 62/100 - After I finished watching this film, I went online to see what others thought of it. I was perplexed as to why praise is heaped upon this film. Sure, the setting is unique, but all I kept thinking was how much different and better it would have been if Sergio Leone had been at the helm. I did like the bleakness that purveys the screenplay, but some of the camera work is pretty shoddy. And I can't believe I'm about to write this, but Morricone's score is pretty banal. I really think I'm done with Spaghetti westerns, it's all downhill after Leone.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 11, 2020, 07:24:58 PM
The Big Trees (1952) 60/100 - Kirk Douglas' last film under his Warner Brothers contract is a dialed in affair just to get him away from the big studio. While it never lags, the story is pretty well saturated in hokey tropes that the genre became known for.

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Post by: Antares on July 11, 2020, 07:25:54 PM
The Hellbenders (1967) 69/100 - Only my second Sergio Corbucci Spaghetti Western and definitely a leg up on the first, Django. Django started off and ended great, but it really slogged along during the middle. This film starts off kind of sloppy and frenetic, but once it settled down, the plot twists finally pulled me in. I do think that Joseph Cotten was horribly miscast in the lead role. The dubbing is pretty bad in spots, but it doesn't detract from the viewing experience. Corbucci was known for his scenes of violence and here he ramps it up to red line status. The twist at the end was good and I didn't see it coming. A lukewarm recommendation at best from me.

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Post by: Antares on July 11, 2020, 07:27:15 PM
David Bowie: Finding Fame (2019) 50/100 - Surprisingly disappointing documentary on the early career of one of the most iconic performers in Rock & Roll. In fact, if Bowie were still alive, he'd probably have quashed the efforts to bring it to light. My takeaway from this was that Bowie was godawful during his formative musical years. Between 1962 and 1969 Bowie had been in or fronted at least 8 different bands, none of which had even a smattering of success. And it's easy to see why, the songs have no melodic hooks, the lyrics seem to meander without much meaning and his voice isn't really that engaging or captivating. What struck me as amazing was the fact that anyone kept giving him the opportunities to record more stuff. There's a moment in the doc when the director is showing Bowie in 1968 as part of a trio with his then girlfriend Hermione Farthingale and suddenly he jumps ahead two years to 1970 and he plays snippets of Bowie's first hit Space Oddity. It was as if the director wanted to keep his viewers happy by throwing them at least a bit of the talented Bowie, because after those snippets, he goes back to the bad stuff. Unless you are a Bowie completest, I can't recommend this documentary, it's not flattering to his legacy at all.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 11, 2020, 07:28:50 PM
Best of Enemies (2015) 65/100 - Interesting, yet somewhat incomplete look at the decades long war of words and ideals between William F. Buckley Jr. & Gore Vidal. The main focus of the film should have been on the debates these two political intellectuals and for the most part, demagogues had during both the Republican and Democratic conventions on ABC in 1968. Instead, the debates take second stage to the idiosyncratic nature of the two protagonists. The debates themselves, except for the big blustering moment when Buckley completely blows it, are only doled out in small snippets. Thus, you don't really get a sense of why this was such a ratings winner for ABC News at the time. And, how this one moment changed political news coverage forever. A bit too much editing of their previous debates leaves you wondering why Vidal got under Buckley's skin so easily with just a simple little phrase. The moment happens, it's shocking, and then it's over with Vidal sitting there gleefully. But the build up is insufficient to make it really hit home. If you are unfamiliar with this one great moment in television journalism, it's worth a watch. But mind you, it won't stay with you for too long afterwards.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 11, 2020, 07:30:28 PM
Hara-Kiri: Death of a Samurai (2011) 60/100 - How does one go into a remake of one of their top ten films? With trepidation, I assure you. I don't think there's ever been a better samurai film than Kobayashi's original Seppuku, and this is coming from a film fan who worships at the altar of Akira Kurosawa. At first I wondered what direction Miike would take. Would he make it more flashy, with a lot more swordplay or would he play it safe and follow the original frame by frame. For the most part, he chose the latter. And though it does reflect some of the feeling of the original, Miike stays with the parts of the screenplay that show case the misery the family endures after their clan has fallen from the grace of the Shogun. By dwelling a bit too long on this aspect, the film feels much lengthier than the 2 hour and 8 minute running time. Kobayashi's film clocked in at 2 hours, 14 minutes, but for me, it breezed by. Finally, a couple of choices made in the last act were misfires.
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Would I recommend it, lukewarmly if it's a person's first foray into samurai cinema. But if you've seen a few, then I say skip it.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 11, 2020, 07:31:33 PM
Sid & Judy (2019) 85/100 - As I started the documentary I figured there wasn't going to be much added to the history of Judy Garland's career. But I have to admit, this was a pretty interesting look at the last two decades of her troubled life. I'll also admit that I have a newfound level of respect for her, she was really a human dynamo. It saddened me to see the self destructive path that the men in her life prodded her along. To die so young and to leave so many songs unsung is a tragedy.

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Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 11, 2020, 07:32:24 PM
Bright Lights: Starring Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds (2016) 58/100 -  This was quite a chore to get through. I don't know if it was supposed to be a loving tribute or character assassination of Debbie Reynolds. Everyone knows what a train wreck Carrie Fisher was and this documentary is a warts and all treatment of her life, mainly warts. I can understand that it must be hard to grow up in the shadow of a famous parent, but her self-loathing and her desire to wallow constantly in the pain of her past is for the most part pathetic and incredibly tedious to watch. But you do get a sense of where all that material came from in Postcards From the Edge.


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Orange = Average
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Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 13, 2020, 02:20:52 AM
Deliver Us from Evil (2006) 85/100 - When this documentary was over, I felt like I needed a shower, the content had been so sickeningly vile. Director Amy Berg was actually able to find a priest, who sexually abused countless children, including a 9 month old infant girl, to appear on camera and tell his story. At the beginning of the film, he appears contrite, sorrowful and ashamed for what he had done. But as more allegations are presented and the heinous nature of his actions are recounted by his victims, his demeanor seems to drift towards a "detached from reality" form of lecherous depravity. A couple of times I wanted to reach through the screen and just beat the living shit out of him when he would laugh or smirk when talking about certain events.

I've never understood why the courts can't use Federal RICO statutes against the Catholic Church. They are running, what is essentially a conspiratorial cover up of continuing criminal activities by the clergy. I've known two priests who have been accused of inappropriate behavior with minors. One was a priest in our parish when I was a child, the other, a classmate who went on to become a priest in adulthood. And both of them fit the pattern of mild mannered, yet seductively predatory. It makes one wonder how anyone can still have faith in the Roman Catholic church. I did come away with one bit of information that I did not know before watching the film. Celibacy in regards to Catholic priests, was instituted in the 4th century AD. It wasn't preached by Jesus, nor was it begun by Peter, the first Pope. According to Father Thomas Doyle, a rebel priest who fights on behalf of victims, it was started to keep a priest's wealth in the church after they died. And when you really get down to it, that is what the Catholic Church has always been about... money.

Teal = Masterpiece
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Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 13, 2020, 10:51:06 PM
The Young Mr. Pitt (1942) 72/100 - Entertaining bit of British wartime propaganda from 1942. Robert Donat gives another great performance as William Pitt the younger, Great Britain's youngest Prime Minister ever. Many scenes echo the events and sentiments of that time, modern, besieged Britain, at war with the Nazis. Substitute Hitler for Napoleon, the "We are alone now" ideology and somewhat, Pitt as an amalgamation of both Winston Churchill and Neville Chamberlain, and you have a film which pushes all the right propaganda buttons, but has no great climactic moments. It kind of ends with a whimper, but I was entertained.

Teal = Masterpiece
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Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 17, 2020, 12:14:08 AM
Man of the Century (1999) 82/100 - Many, many years ago, I caught about 20 minutes at the end of this indie film on IFC. It's quirky little gimmick intrigued me, so I programmed my VCR to record it, the next time it played on IFC. Alas, sometime before the film aired again, a power outage cleared the VCR, and it never got recorded. IFC didn't play it again, and I forgot about it. Today, I found it on YouTube and this is pure delight if you love silent films, pre-codes, screwball comedies, musicals and film noir. That's right, it covers five styles of film making and watching it, you can tell that the cast and crew are having a wonderful time making it. It clocks in at a quick 77 minutes, like a lot of films in the early days of sound, and this keeps it from overstaying its welcome, with the one note gimmick. So, what is the one note gimmick?

Gibson Frazier, (Who wrote the screenplay alongside the director Adam Abraham), plays Johnny Twennies, a reporter on the New York Sun Telegram. The story takes place at the end of the 20th century, but Twennies is a character right out of an F. Scott Fitzgerald or Ring Lardner story from the Roaring Twenties. He wears a tailored suit, constantly smokes cigarettes he selects from a gold cigarette case, his hair is slicked back, hidden under a fedora that shows he's a man of style too. But the kicker is that every utterance out of his mouth seems as if it was culled from any one of a 1,000 screenplays from the 30's and the 40's. And this is what gives this movie it's charm. It's obvious that Frazier and Abraham did a lot of research into the lifestyle which encompassed our country in that time frame and they managed to use those colloquialisms to great comedic effect. I can count at least half a dozen times I laughed out loud and long at some of the lines used. Sure, there are moments that could have been cut earlier and being an indie, a few retakes of scenes that just missed the mark, but I thoroughly enjoyed this film, from beginning to end. This is the type of film homage that works! I look forward to a re-watch to see if I missed any jokes or references that flew by me the first time. If you love old black and white films, I wholeheartedly recommend you spend 77 minutes with this little film, it will definitely put a smile on your face. And, you get a number by the great Bobby Short at the end.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 24, 2020, 02:17:17 AM
All About My Mother (1999) 85/100 - The film ended about 15 minutes ago, and I've been sitting at my keyboard trying to come up with reasons why I enjoyed so much. But the words just aren't emerging. I could mention some of the great camera shots that Almodovar or whomever the cinematographer was, came up with. I could also mention the subtle, but sublimely beautiful score, which acts as a gentle guiding element to the story. But I think most of the credit for how good this film is, rests with the performance of Cecilia Roth. Every moment she is onscreen, her performance just engulfs you. She's 100% believable as the mother whose son is taken by a tragic accident on his 17th birthday. I would have rated this even higher had a bit more of the screenplay delved into her pain and more of the contents of Esteban's notes. This is only my second Almodovar film, I really need to see more.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 28, 2020, 03:21:22 AM
Odds Against Tomorrow (1959) 75/100 - After finishing the film and submitting my rating on Criticker, I noticed that I've seen a lot of films by Robert Wise. He made films in almost every genre and was pretty successful in most of them. This is another finely crafted drama that looks and sounds great, but, at times, it seems as if there's just a tad too much on the plate. You've got the post-war angst alongside racial tension, with a huge helping of noir as the main course. But for a 96 minute film, it kind of dragged at times, and had a character whom I could not understand why she was there, Gloria Grahame. She sleepwalks though her short role and it appeared to me, was there just to pad out the film length. Robert Ryan, as always, is great and I was very impressed with Harry Belafonte's performance, who could have rivaled Sidney Poitier, if he did choose to do so. In essence, this film should have worked for me, but it only held me for brief moments, then it would just meander along. I doubt I'd re-visit it in the future.

Teal = Masterpiece
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Orange = Average
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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 30, 2020, 12:55:20 AM
Trouble in Paradise (1932) 75/100 - Only my fourth film by Ernst Lubitsch, and I'm still kind of dumbfounded as to why he's so revered. It's a cute film, with a few moments that made me chuckle, but all in all, it's a screwball comedy in its embryonic form, and nothing more. I think it suffers for two reasons. Not enough Miriam Hopkins and too much Kay Francis, who is kind of a doormat. Had the role of Madame Colet been played by someone like Mary Astor, it would have improved the scenes between her character and Gaston. Herbert Marshall was fantastic in the lead role and I was happy to see both Charlie Ruggles and Edward Everett Horton working together. Whenever I see them I'm reminded of the Rocky and Bulwinkle show, a favorite from my youth.

Teal = Masterpiece
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Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on August 02, 2020, 03:36:32 AM
L'Homme qui plantait des arbres (1987) 80/100 - Beautifully crafted animation short with a heart warming story about life and man's purpose on this planet. This definitely hit all the right emotional chords for me as I consider myself not a child of God, but a child of Mother Earth. Our time on this planet is short and how we spend that time is crucial. I've tried to live my life by paying it forward whenever I can. While also trying to adhere to the personal policy of voluntary simplicity, just like the shepherd in the story. The animation is creatively mesmerizing and I can see where Michael Dudok de Wit got some ideas for his Oscar winning animated short film Father and Daughter. It's only 30 minutes long, I think a lot of people here would like this very much.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on August 02, 2020, 03:58:39 AM
The Twilight Samurai (2002) 90/100 - All throughout the film I saw the influences of most of the great Japanese directors, with one exception. No Kurosawa. You get the tragedy of Mizoguchi, the family depth of Ozu and the bushido breakdown of Kobayashi. I don't know why, but for years I thought this was just an anime film, and my disdain for that kind of animation, kept me from watching this hauntingly beautiful and tragic film. It's definitely not a film for those who like a good blood letting in their chanbara escapades. The pacing is drawn out and it lets you immerse yourself into the day to day struggles of Seibei and his small family. You want him to find some happiness as he struggles to provide for his family in the midst of impending civil war and a famine which is ravaging the peasantry. I only wish I got to watch a better copy of the film, instead of the washed out version I found on Hiroyuki Sanada's wall.

Teal = Masterpiece
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Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on August 05, 2020, 01:53:03 AM
A Colt is my Passport (1967) 78/100 - Economical, yet creative crime film from Japan. It's one part Film Noir, one part Japanese New Wave Crime film and finally, one part Spaghetti Western. My only fault with it lies with Jô Shishido, who I've always felt was the poor man's Tatsuya Mihashi, but lacking the suave good looks. I know it's a shallow criticism but, he looks like a chipmunk whose cheeks are stuffed with chestnuts he's saving for a winter meal. It's distracting as all hell. I think with a better actor in the lead role, this would probably be better known, and carry the same reputation as the more famous films of Seijun Suzuki. I was actually more impressed with Jerry Fujio's performance as his partner. It kind of shocked me when he grabbed the guitar and started to sing, but he had a good voice and had a huge hit in Japan with the following...

His other claim to fame was his very short role as one of the three yakuza whom Sanjuro orders the third coffin for in Yojimbo. He's the one who has his arm chopped off.

Teal = Masterpiece
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Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on September 06, 2020, 01:56:55 AM
Time Bandits (1981) 65/100 - Well, it only took me 39 years to getting around to watching this film, which is surprising because I'm a big fan of Gilliam's work. Had I watched it back in the early 80's, I probably would have liked it much more. But knowing what was to come from him, this viewing left me indifferent to it's place in Gilliam's canon. He's taking that big step away from his past success with Monty Python and charting a course towards his creative destiny. But, he still has one foot anchored rigidly on the Python landscape. As I got past the halfway point in the film, I wondered what kind of film it would have been had Gilliam made it after Brazil, where he reached his zenith. Nothing in that film could be even remotely associated with Monty Python and I think that this earlier film would have been better served had it sunk its roots in Gilliam's single minded creative genius, post-Python and all the tropes associated with that seminal comedy troupe.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Achim on September 09, 2020, 06:21:38 AM
I have seen Time Bandits when it was still fairly new (on VHS though, not in the cinema), and liked it very much back then. Hence, I have quite a soft spot for it now, having the added nostalgia for it.

But I guess taking a step back I can see your point, about this still being influenced by his earlier material and he had not found his own yet.
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on September 16, 2020, 01:25:12 AM
Carnival of Souls (1962) 60/100 - Cult classic? OK, I can see why, but it doesn't make it a great film. To be honest, it reminded of a protracted version of "The Hitch-Hiker" episode of The Twilight Zone from its first season with Inger Stevens. Yet, I can see this film's influence in other films that were to be made in the future. Polanski must have seen it before he made Repulsion and maybe Kubrick was influenced by it in The Shining. The one thing I did like and noticed right from the start, was the homage to silent films every time "the Man" appeared. I don't think I could sit through it a second time, but by the end, I wondered what I may have missed in this viewing. There were some very interesting shots used to depict her losing her grip on reality.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on September 20, 2020, 12:36:44 AM
A Page of Madness (1926) 65/100 - This must have been a hell of an experience to view in 1926. Some truly amazing camera work, but without the use of a Benshi narration, it's just a series of rapid fire edits with no narrative. As I was watching I thought of someone with a deck of cards, rifling through them with one finger and they all had pictures of insane people on them.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on October 02, 2020, 10:44:14 PM
Dementia (1955) 65/100 - After I finished watching this, I perused a few reviews on various websites and a lot of people mentioned David Lynch being influenced by this. I haven't seen enough of Lynch's films to comment either way, but I got a vibe of L.A. Confidential. You get the seedy side of Hollywood, with the gamin being portrayed for a moment as a call girl, the twisted cops following her and the pimp. Was it scary, not at all. In fact, there were moments where I almost turned off the sound, because as talented as Marni Nixon was, hearing her wail like a banshee for minutes on end, started to grate on my nerves. It has its moments, but at an economical 61 minutes, there's just not enough to keep it interesting.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on December 18, 2020, 12:50:29 PM
The American Experience: Freedom Riders (2010) 85/100 - You just can't beat PBS when it comes to making entertaining, educating & enlightening documentaries. For me, this program and their Nature program are the two best shows they offer. This episode delved into the civil rights protest that began in Washington D.C. and ended in New Orleans in 1961. Started by a relatively new group to the movement, the Congress of Racial Equality (CORE), two small groups of blacks and whites would take a trip through the Deep South on Greyhound and Trailways buses to challenge the segregationist policies that had been outlawed by the Supreme Court in the landmark Brown-vs-The Board of Education case in 1954. Although the southern states had complied in their educational systems to the mandate, separate but equal segregation was still deeply entrenched in all other aspects of daily life in the Deep South. Lunch counters, rest rooms, hotels and in this case waiting rooms in bus terminals were still divided according to a person's racial background. The documentary delves deep into the many aspects of their protest. The training in the beginning to the riders to what seems to them a tolerable level of abuse which would be hurled at them by southern whites. It also touches upon their naiveté alongside their courage to embark on such a trip, without any protection as they plied a non-violence approach to the protest. Looking back at it now, you have to wonder if today's youth could muster up the courage that these people showed, especially once they reached Alabama. If you know nothing about this event from the early Kennedy years, this is a great place to start.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on December 23, 2020, 01:31:13 AM
Merrily We Live (1938) 68/100 - It has its moments, but the inconsistencies in the screenplay keep it from coming even close to classic status. The premise would work with a bit better timing by some of the actors. But it's worth it just to watch Clarence Kolb steal every scene he's in. The scene with the staircase is priceless as I thought for sure it was a stuntman standing in for Kolb. But in this one extended scene when he reaches the bottom of the stairs and turns around and you see its Kolb, you're amazed that a man his age, could pull off such a great bit of physical comedy. I'd only recommend this film for his performance, he shows some of the skills that made him such a successful vaudevillian comedian for close to 40 years, prior to his film career.

Teal = Masterpiece
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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on February 23, 2021, 03:48:42 AM
Ladybug Ladybug (1963) 78/100 - If you were born after 1970 this film probably would not do anything for you and would appear extremely anachronistic. But if you remember those "Duck, and Cover" short films they'd show you every once in a while in grammar school, then this will resonate strongly. Made in the year after the Cuban Missile Crisis, the film deals with the paranoia and fear every one of us lived with in the foreboding days of the Cold War. In some ways, it pre-dates Sidney Lumet's Fail Safe as a psychological treatise on the impending doom off all out nuclear war. But being a small budget indie film, this one builds the tension through small instances of perceived imminent annihilation. It reminded me a bit of The Lord of the Flies and somewhat of an episode of The Twilight Zone. The acting, most of which focuses on children is par for the course in terms of when it was made. Some of the kids are good, some are wooden. The standout performance is from Marilyn Rogers, who should have gone on to bigger and better things.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on February 25, 2021, 12:41:36 AM
'Doc' (1971) 62/100 - I thought I had seen every offering of the OK Corral shootout, but this film popped up on my YouTube suggestion page. If you can suspend disbelief in regards to the historical aspects, and that suspension would be have to be strong enough to build a bridge with, this was an OK movie (pun intended). There’s only one aspect of the film that is truthful, and that’s that Holliday suffered from tuberculosis. And in sporadic moments of the screenplay, that fact is tossed in to pad out the narrative. There’s really no stand out performance and Dunaway is wasted on a clichéd and poorly written character. She really only gets one good line in the film, but it is the best line of dialogue in the movie. When one of the Earp wives comes to the house where she lives "in sin" with Holliday, to talk her into becoming more “respectable”, her retort of “If I’m kneelin’, I’m definitely not prayin’”, is priceless.

Teal = Masterpiece
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Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 05, 2021, 03:01:42 AM
Sergeant Rutledge (1960) 50/100 - For the life of me I cannot understand the amount of respect and admiration afforded to John Ford by cinephiles around the world. For every good film he made, you have to endure half a dozen mediocre or truly bad films. This one falls somewhere between mediocre and bad, the only saving grace being Woody Strode's performance as the title character. The rest of the cast have all kicked up an extra notch in histrionics and over the top melodramatics. One of the key roles in the film is the prosecuting attorney Captain Shattuck, played by Carleton Young. The name may not sound familiar, but two years later, in a much better Ford western, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, he utters the best line of dialog in the film; "No, sir. This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend." But here it seems like he had spent a few too many nights with a grandchild watching Snidely Whiplash from the Dudley Do-Right segments of the Rocky & Bulwinkle Show. If he had worn a mustache, I expect he would have twirled it a few times when he hurled accusations at Rutledge on the stand. While I applaud Ford for taking a stance against racial inequality, all while segregation was the standard in a good portion of the country, one has to wonder why he felt the need to have one of the minor characters seem as if he was one of Stepin Fetchit's ancestors. It was as if Ford just couldn't go all in on the storyline and had to have one minstrel type character to appease those with small minds. As the film was winding down I felt myself asking the question, "How could he make such a seminal western two years later, when it appears his directing abilities are on life support here?" I have six more Ford westerns to sit through in the next few weeks and I thought that this was going to be the best of the bunch. Well, you know what they say about one rotten apple in a bunch. I hope I'm wrong.

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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 18, 2021, 02:55:22 AM
The Big Country (1958) 84/100 - When one hears western film fans talk about the great films of the genre, William Wyler's grand epic is very rarely mentioned. I've watched this film on very many occasions, because it has a few things I deem necessary for a film to be considered a classic. I'll start to watch it, with no intention of sitting through the nearly 3 hour running time, but I get drawn in. Not only does it have a good screenplay, but you get to watch two supporting actors steal the film whenever they are onscreen. I can't think of any other actor who so richly deserved an Academy Award for a performance as Burl Ives did in this film. Each time I watch it, I marvel at how at ease he is and how much depth he pours into his portrayal. The other actor would go on to lasting fame on the small screen on the seminal TV western, The Rifleman. In that show, Chuck Connors played a righteous man who shared a ranch with his young son. In this film, he plays the opposite kind of character, a drinking, womanizing, lying and in the end, cowardly cowboy. The scenes and the dialog between Ives' and Connors' characters are the most electrifying moments in the story. With each successive viewing, I bump it up a bit in my rating. More people should see this, it's one of Wyler's best.

Teal = Masterpiece
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Orange = Average
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Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on March 21, 2021, 12:51:43 AM
The Right Stuff (1983) 55/100 - A great film when it focused on Yeager and Edwards Air Force base. Then it starts to take liberties with the truth when it switches to the seven Mercury astronauts. At this point, it downgrades from great to a good film. After Alan Shepard's sub-orbital flight into the upper atmosphere, it assassinates the character of a man who died in Apollo 1 and wasn't around to defend himself after the film's release. There's a reason why Gus Grissom was selected as the commander of the first Gemini and Apollo flights. He was regarded by the other six Mercury astronauts as the most talented pilot and engineer of the group. And it is here where I found the film reprehensible. The last hour becomes a bloated mess of garbage.

I remember my father coming home from the theater after seeing it in its initial run and he sang nothing but praise for it. But he really didn't know the history of early manned space flight like I did. Growing up in the sixties, I lived, slept, ate and breathed everything NASA. So when it came on HBO a year later, I sat and watched it with him. I didn't know much about Chuck Yeager, so I really liked that section of the film. But when it turned to NASA, I started pointing out the mistakes being made by the director, to him. When it got to Grissom's Liberty Bell 7 sub-orbital flight, I nearly blew a gasket. When the film was finished, I asked him if he still felt the same way about it as he did after seeing it in the theater. He shook his head and said no. I kind of felt bad for ruining the film for him, but if you're going to make a historical film, especially about something so special, you don't get to take "liberties" with the story. This film does not deserve the praise that is heaped upon it.

Teal = Masterpiece
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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 12, 2021, 01:23:17 AM
A Film Unfinished (2010) 84/100 – It’s been a very long time since a film disturbed me as much as this one did. I’ve watched many films & television shows about the Nazi “Final Solution”, but those were made after the war had ended. The film used in this documentary, was shot by German photographers for an unfinished propaganda film about life in the Warsaw ghetto. Four reels of film without a soundtrack, just a silent testimony to one of the darkest moments in mankind’s history. The purpose of that propaganda film was to juxtapose the positions of the different classes of Jews living in the ghetto and the hypocrisy of the wealthy and their indifference to the suffering that surrounded them. It’s all manipulated by the SS and there’s a surreal sense of morbidity amongst the faces of the various Jewish “actors” who are forced to participate.

When the film focuses on the footage from the ghetto, it horrifies, nauseates and makes you squirm in your seat. When it turns to the actor re-creations of testimony from one of the cameramen who testified at war crime trials in the sixties, it loses its focus. The inclusion of these scenes doesn’t make any sense and really adds nothing to the narrative except a similar sense of manipulation on the director’s part. One of the most fascinating aspects of this documentary is the “found” footage of outtakes from the 30 day film shoot. It allows you to bear witness to the staging of scenes for the cameramen and just how much effort was spent on its production.

In the end, one has to wonder why Goebbels never had the film completed. If you look at it from the chronology, maybe Goebbels was finally told by Himmler about the Final Solution. The production and filming took place in May of 1942, five months after the Wannsee Conference. By then, there was no need to placate the thoughts and feelings of those Germans who still had a conscience. The Nazi juggernaut was still rolling, but soon to be slowed at Stalingrad. Or maybe Goebbels saw no need to add another layer of guilt upon the populace as the German tide was being turned.

As I mentioned earlier, the subject matter is extremely disturbing. And more than likely, this is a one and done for me. But there is one moment I have to share with you. It’s towards the end of the film and on the fourth reel, they’re showing what was done with the daily deliverance of the dead from the sidewalks of the streets. One of the survivors is shown watching the film. She averts her eyes many times as the bodies are slid down a makeshift slide into a mass grave. She finally thrusts her head forward and utters the following line as she bursts into tears, "I'm so happy I am human again and can cry.".

Teal = Masterpiece
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Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on July 16, 2021, 04:37:13 AM
Kansas City Confidential (1952) 75/100 - For 90 minutes this film slowly and methodically moved its way up to the top tier of the noir/crime films I've ever seen. But then, in the last 3 minutes, it shits the bed completely. I couldn't figure out how the story was going to play out and obviously, neither did the director or the screenwriter. Maybe it was the Hays office that made them tack on such a saccharine ending, and if that's so, then we the film loving community were robbed of what could have been considered a masterpiece if they could have kept the edginess that purveyed throughout the story, all the way to the end.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on November 09, 2021, 12:57:55 PM
The Woman in the Window (1944) 78/100 - Engaging film with great all around performances that is only let down by the weak plot device at the end. Joan Bennett was an actress that Fritz Lang used in a few of his films from the forties, so he must have liked her. We've all heard the old Hollywood adage, "The camera just loves her", and for the most part, this is true with Bennett. But there were a few times, when she was filmed in right profile and the results were less than flattering. I'm surprised that such a seasoned director would not catch that in the dailies. Don't get me wrong, Joan Bennett was an attractive woman, but those times I mentioned, it reminded me of that running gag on a Seinfeld episode, where Jerry's girlfriend looked completely different when the lighting changed. Another thing that was an amusing side attraction to the film, was the use of two child actors from the Our Gang series in brief roles. At the beginning of the film, Mickey Gubitosi (Robert Blake) is cast as Robinson's son. About midway through the picture, a newsreel film is shown with a pudgy boy scout with a noticeable lisp. The boy scout was played by George "Spanky" McFarland. As the story moved along, I was in high anticipation of seeing Alfalfa, Froggy or Buckwheat make an appearance.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is
Title: Re: Antares' Short Summations
Post by: Antares on January 02, 2022, 09:16:28 PM
Wunderland (2018) 5/100, Hurricane (2018) 60/100 - YouTube tossed a pair of war films at me last night from 2018. I'm not going to say much about them, but I would like to say this...Films about World War II are no longer necessary! Everything that has needed to be put on film concerning that war has already been done and directors and screenwriters who are the grandchildren of those who fought in it are not qualified to give those events an honest rendering. The former film is so poorly written, acted & directed, it boggles the mind that someone put up the amount of money necessary to make it. Historical inaccuracies at every turn and some mind numbing wokeness thrown in to make it a complete shit sandwich. The latter film really makes me long for the hallowed war film days of Tora! Tora! Tora! or The Battle of Britain. You know, when they used ACTUAL airplanes from the era to create the flight sequences. CGI air battles are comical and defy all the laws of physics. A better story for this film and Stefanie Martini doing her best imitation of a fully clothed Kate Winslet.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is