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Mallrats, a review by DJ Doena


Mallrats

My Opinion:
Brodie has a real superhero sexorgan complex. ;) Is Lois Lane able to carry Superman's child or can only Wonder Woman do that? I had a great time with this.

(From "View Askewniverse"-Mini-Marathon on February 3rd, 2008)

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Chisum, a review by Antares


Chisum (1970) 60/100 - Andrew McLaglen spent far too many summers on John Ford western film shoots in his youth, because he can't help trying to emulate him. He mimics the cinematography and has the same penchant for corny scenes that make me just cringe. There really isn't much going on in this film that's new, with the main plot centering on a land war between a righteous, pioneering cattle man and an evil land baron buying up as much property as he can. The twist is the insertion of Billy the Kid and Pat Garrett into the mix. Maybe McLagen thought it would add a bit of history to the mix and help fuel the action. But in McLaglen's hackneyed handling of the film, it just dawdles until the final climactic showdown. John Wayne does a serviceable job as the cattleman every has so much respect for, but he really isn't given much to do again in another of these late career films. The spotlight is really on Geoffrey Duel, a young actor who parleyed his effort in this film, into meteoric TV glory in the short lived, but successful Alias, Smith and Jones on ABC. Too much success, too soon in his young career would take a personal toll on him, and sadly, he would commit suicide just a few years after this film was made. I've always wondered what would have become of him, had he not made that fateful choice, because he was a gifted actor, with what seemed, a lot of untapped talent. On the other sided of the coin, you have a badly miscast Richard Jaeckel as a tough guy cattle rustler who hires his gun out to the land baron. I have never understood why Hollywood studios and directors would cast him as villains in a lot of the films he appeared in. Standing next to Forrest Tucker, he looks like a tater tot in chaps. And finally, there is one moment in this film that was not suppose to be funny, but I found myself laughing at it. During the final shootout, Jaeckel's character is told to build a barricade at the end of town to stop Chisum from coming to Billy's rescue. When Chisum stampedes a large herd of cattle through the barricade, Edward Faulkner, who must have played in every John Wayne western after 1960, utters one of the most ridiculous lines in a John Wayne western. As he witnesses the stampede coming at him, he stands up and yells It's Chisum!!!. Well no shit Sherlock, who the fucking hell did you think you were building the barricade for? Damn, that gave me a good chuckle.

Teal = Masterpiece
Dark Green = Classic or someday will be
Lime Green = A good, entertaining film
Orange = Average
Red = Cinemuck
Brown = The color of crap, which this film is


(From Antares' Short Summations on March 6th, 2015)

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Tom's Random Reviews, a review by Tom




Title: I Dream of Jeannie: Season Five
Year: 1969
Director:
Rating: NR
Length: 628 Min.
Video: Full Frame 1.33:1
Audio: English: Dolby Digital Mono, Spanish: Dolby Digital Mono, Portuguese: Dolby Digital Mono
Subtitles: Portuguese, Spanish

Stars:
Barbara Eden
Larry Hagman
Hayden Rorke
Bill Daily

Plot:Awards:
Golden Globe1969NominatedActress - Television Comedy or Musical SeriesBarbara Eden


Extras:
Closed Captioned
Trailers

My Thoughts:
#EpisodeRating
01Jeannie at the Piano
02Djinn Djinn, the Pied Piper
03Guess Who's Going to Be a Bride - I
04Guess Who's Going to Be a Bride - II
05Jeannie's Beauty Cream
06Jeannie and the Bachelor Party
07The Blood of a Jeannie
08I'll See You in C.U.B.A.
09Jeannie & The Mad Home Wrecker
10Uncles A-Go-Go
11The Wedding
12My Sister, the Home Wrecker
14Never Put a Genie on a Budget
15Please Don't Give My Jeannie No More
16One of Our Hotels Is Growing
17The Solid Gold Jeannie
18Mrs. Djinn Djinn
19Jeannie and the Curious Kid
20Jeannie the Recording Secretary
21Help, Help! A Shark!
22Eternally Yours, Jeannie
23An Astronaut in Sheep's Clothing
24Hurricane Jeannie
25One Jeannie Beats Four of a Kind
26The Chili King


(From Tom's Random Reviews on December 27th, 2009)